YMS: Frozen (Part 1)

[@doobledeeschmoobledee2211]

Disney went into a strange direction with this live-action adaption...

[@Taylor_Lindise]

Haha savage

[@RyanDaly]

Doobledee Schmoobledee W

[@kentaIzzy]

Doobledee Schmoobledee I hear the cold doesn't bother them...

[@tyhite100]

Doobledee Schmoobledee Because modern kids are only want to watch live action for some reason.

[@dickpole2607]

They've done worse

[@Conqrete_M]

"Jaws did for Jaws like what Jaws did for Jaws" -Jaws

[@Chaosian]

& Knuckles.

[@grkpektis]

I was reading this book called Daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the Ocean". Fuck off

[@discountaccountstudios8789]

That's flipping hilarious

[@ghii2821]

when you said jaws ? i felt that

[@joeswanson7677]

Europe did to memes like jaws did for swimming

[@KeyTryer]

This movie without all the sad music plays out like a standard episode of Drake & Josh

[@chopmopjeter18]

IT'S SPHERICAL!

[@EYEGAIN]

Key MANKOKO

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Boobs!!!

[@jackdague1792]

I was thinking something similar... I just kept getting the sitcom vibe from it, and I'm most certain that several sitcoms have done this. Heck, Archer, an animated comedy about an alcoholic spy did that in an episode, it just wasn't the main focus.

[@MasaomiKida251]

They will probably do a better "Stuck on a chairlift" episode than this film did.

[@SwordofSpirits111]

Having the girl not go back up on the chairlift sounds like it would make for a better story. There could be something like them planning to meet later that night, and her not knowing where they are while we're cutting between her trying to get ahold of them and the two morons stuck on the chairlift. It'd at least have some scene changes, and more of a basic story structure.

[@foxygrin]

Yeah but then we couldn't get that #hot scene of her pissing herself on the chairlift or the #relatable scene of her talking about her dog

[@JJ-sq1fv]

Or if 1 of them was on a separate chair lift

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Yeah but then they would have to shoot in more than just one set.

[@clinton8421]

I'm imagining a search party going up and down the mountain looking for them under a tree with a massive amount of red snow.

[@triniroma4957]

The idea the directors had when they decided to make the movie was to use one practical set for the most of the movie.

[@mhjskisincb]

Another serious plot hole is that literally EVERY SINGLE SKI RESORT EVER has ski patrol runs through the ENTIRE mountain to make sure no one gets left over night.

[@thegamer9302]

mhjskisincb maybe have the ski chair stab a skipatrol man a few times sinces its the villian.

[@trixxsaurus2386]

Exactly. They know some stupid kids would weasel their way onto a closed ski lift. This movie so damn stupid....

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

mhjskisincb man that sounds like a horrible job

[@asteriaaa88]

Again Movies follow NO LOGIC just for the plot Lame excuse....

[@ge2719]

Yeah because someone whos job it is to go up a snow covered mountain every night would never half arse their job.

[@bardy8674]

Unfriended will do to hair straighteners what Jaws did to the ocean.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Hugh James-Berry Yes XD, though I don't think the shark from Jaws penetrated anybody :/

[@miawallace6282]

Hugh James-Berry I love Sleepaway Camp! Thats my favorite movie.

[@kennedytwins575]

Bardyman 82 FOR E X T E R N A L USE ONLY

[@Ze_eT]

"The Drone" will do to Drones what "Sharknado" did to sharks.

[@nomukun1138]

Scary and intense. I loved it!

[@StriderOwO]

This video should've been called "Frozen (No, not that one) (Part 1)"

[@tomascanevaro4292]

the joke is that the thumbnail is supposed to be ambiguous, and you're supposed to be tricked

[@AbsentMindedGenius12]

It opens nearly the exact same way as his other Frozen review too

[@jqyhlmnp]

stride99 iOS is better than Android

[@Mngalahad]

but you see, the thumbnail for this video had frozen written in times new roman.

[@haphazrd285]

I'm 1 minute into the video and I feel cheated.

[@AndrewW.]

I haven't seen Frozen, but Elsa looks a little different than I thought she would.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

"Daaaad, can we pwease watch the Disney Fwozen??" "Why? is this too scaaaary for you?" "No, it's dumb! What ski-wesowt is onwy open thwee days a week? Why isn't there any nighttime-secuwity?"

[@1080TJ]

Cyberbully did for the internet what Jaws did for sharks.

[@Kibato123]

Cyberbully did for the internet what Cool Cat did for bullies

[@GreyMercury]

I FUCKING

[@nammajeff38]

people took cyberbully seriously?

[@viborgguys1]

Home alone did for burglers what cool cat did for psykodic, suicidal pedophiles dressed in cat suits

[@Joe90h]

Jaws 3-D does for 3-D what Jaws did for the ocean.

[@Ingestedbanjo]

I completely broke down at "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents"... I can't believe that one's real.

[@grkpektis]

I was reading this book called Daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the Ocean". Fuck off

[@kreeper803]

grkpektis this comment will do what Disney did to the public domain to the reply section of the comment "I was reading this book called daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the ocean". Fuck off" by grkpektis.

[@893kitkat]

Patrik333 yeah, I spent a week sleeping at my grandparents house when I was a kid, it was more boring than scary.

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

Kolby Kamp+ you are a god.

[@kreeper803]

twinkletoes mcfuckass mems

[@YMS]

Hey! So you might be wondering where Childhood Trauma Part 3 is. I decided to get this review done first since it was more time-sensitive being a 500K sub special and all. I figured it was okay to push Childhood Trauma Part 3 to "late January / early February" considering there isn't a really continuous plot being followed in that review. YMS Frozen Part 2 should be out in the first half of January, then I'll be finishing up Childhood Trauma Part 3. Thank you! EDIT: Frozen Part 2 is delayed until the end of January. I had to restructure my approach to the review, but now it is infinitely better than it was before. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it. Can't wait to show it! Childhood Trauma Part 3 will likely be closer to end of February because of this.

[@kzhang133]

YourMovieSucksDOTorg ayee

[@tateclark8044]

YourMovieSucksDOTorg dude I tought it was the 2015 film

[@88magicmariodude88]

YourMovieSucksDOTorg you are a treasure Adam thank you so much.

[@88magicmariodude88]

YourMovieSucksDOTorg you are a treasure Adam thank you so much.

[@bromineproductions2431]

OMG, I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A KID, IT SCARRED THE SHIT OUT FO ME, TILL I REALISED 2 YEARS LATER THAT IT WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE

[@KhymChanur]

"Remember that scene in 'The Visit' where the kids were swimming and the grandparents were just below them because they can breath underwater and used their massive jaws and razor-sharp teeth" That would actually have been a great movie.

[@egon2499]

The grandparents then would be aliens or monsters, pretending to be their grandparents.

[@demian5631]

@@egon2499 No if they were aliens, obviously they'd melt when they touch water.

[@egon2499]

@@demian5631 It doesn't need to happen to all alien species. They can be aliens that are used to water.😂

[@demian5631]

@@egon2499 Yeah, but according to M. Night, the only aliens to ever show up on planet earth are ones to which water is like acid. Since M Night is the messiah and all knowing, that would mean he is the supreme authority on it.

[@egon2499]

@@demian5631 In that case it might explain why Area 51 was build in the desert.🤔

[@chesterstevens8870]

When that guy said that all the characters could be connected with by the audience, I already knew I was going to be rooting for the lift.

[@dracocrusher]

+Devil Mcclanahan I hate that line of thinking where film makers or whatever are just like "The main characters HAVE to be grounded and relatable everymans that people can insert themselves into the shoes of!" So they just kind-of keep pumping out the same set of boring, stupid, character-less white people instead of actually making characters who are somewhat interesting that I'd actually want to see. Sure, it's a good idea to have a character be relatable to play it safe, but good characters don't freaking just play it safe, they do something different that makes you want to watch their journey because nobody wants to follow the story of some faceless, boring, uninteresting, shit who we're just told is somehow important!

[@terrier-9544]

Preach.

[@tdubya97]

dracocrusher Why does the race of a character matter?

[@dracocrusher]

+Conramagne It really doesn't, but it's just really boring how every 'everyman' character is basically a straight, white, man with normal upbringings, no romantic history or partner, usually no notable skills at all, no hobbies, few likes and dislikes, etc. I mean, don't get the wrong idea, there's nothing at all wrong with any race of actors and I'm not going to be like "Hollywood needs diversity NOW" or anything like that. But would it REALLY hurt your blank slate of a character THAT MUCH to just put a woman or someone OTHER THAN a white male on your grand adventure where they ultimately become special for doing practically nothing? Like just to shake things up from the norm to some extent, you know? Would it really change THAT much of the story if the typical prophecy chosen one bullshit picked a black guy as their everyman to become a badass for no real reason instead of another 20-40 white guy? Not saying that would somehow magically make the character or the story better, but any step outside of that super specific mold generally wouldn't hurt the final product.

[@tdubya97]

dracocrusher You just contradicted yourself. I'm glad people like you aren't dictating what art is allowed and what isn't.

[@LeoSkyro]

"We're doing a schlock horror teen movie, we need a protagonist.... Get me Zac Efron!!" "He's unavailable, sir" "Then get me his non-Union Canadian equivalent!!"

[@dopestgamer5686]

leo sky and the Canadian Emma stone

[@xxxafroninja89xxx37]

leo sky I read that as J.K Simmon's. J.J. Jamerson lol

[@kungfujesus4014]

Zac Efron* lol.

[@LeoSkyro]

ahah

[@disneydork100]

leo sky more like "get me the bootleg Zac Efron!"

[@quinnperry3197]

Between the dude in the beginning saying he needs to pee so bad "he can taste it" and the highly detailed close up of the girl pissing her snow pants later in the movie I'm convinced the director DEFINITELY had a piss fetish Also wouldn't the pee like... freeze her clothes to her if it's really that cold? The worst possible thing you can do in below freezing weather is get wet.

[@giantidiot31]

That's why the suggestion of pissing yourself to warm up in a survival situation (mainly in places where fire building is difficult or impossible) was phased out. Yes, it momentarily warms you up a little bit. But on top of the urine on your clothes cooling/freezing and drawing more heat away from the body, urine also carries a lot of heat. So pissing your pants to warm up is sorta like pouring a warm water bottle on your lap to warm up instead of keeping the bottle close to your body for as long as possible.

[@StainsStainsStains]

Thats only 2 instances. Hardly an indicator.

[@skullservant4417]

@@StainsStainsStains sounds like something someone with a piss fetish would say

[@flufflewarrior]

Yeah it's kinda weird... I mean the pissing scene didn't have *any* point at all.

[@nont18411]

Piss fetish😂😂

[@TealAstronaut]

This is like a fake movie sitcom characters would watch

[@sirchris6047]

This looks like a comment people that didn't watch the movie would leave

[@ewanmacdonald8466]

Maybe we are all in a sitcom

[@vakk985]

[laughter]

[@khalifrhodes9503]

@@sirchris6047 tough shit they watched the movie and didnt like it stop making excuses.

[@EmperorBrettavius]

Nah, those fake movies would at least look so cheesy that it can't possibly be scary. This just looks straight up lame.

[@Immacksgdoesntpostonthisone]

I just went skiing and my chair lift tickets were cheaper than what they paid. What chumps.

[@chazbono3721]

depends on the mountain were i live u can get ski/snowboard rental a rental helmet and a ticket for $5 on friday if you bring a foodbank donation

[@Kitzkah]

Every time I'm bored I just watch this because for some reason I never get tired of it. It's also nice to listen to when I draw

[@Kitzkah]

+Elvick sammee

[@RoarkeIsBored]

Same here, I love watching part 2 alot just from the leg scene alone

[@korudodragoon1]

thought it was just me lol

[@candy_3125]

💯

[@AmyJoJoo]

Same! Just the way Adam talks and his vocabulary, I could sit and watch/listen to his videos for hours. Love this guy 💙

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Jaws is the Dark Souls of movies.

[@MinecrafterAl]

Neo Machine Thank you! I was waiting for this comparison lol

[@FerintoshFarmsPhotography]

Dark souls is the jaws of video games

[@zipperozicvideodump]

I too die when watching Jaws

[@michaelc1632]

Jaws or Jaaz?

[@Sandvichman.]

Then... Sharknado?

[@1Subversion1]

I love how the most replayed part of this video is the opening, with people going back to the beginning trying to figure out what's going on once they realize Adam's not talking about the Disney film.

[@simonbart5622]

Most real ski parks have actual employees and actual protocols that would prevent the entire premise of this movie

[@timmyt603]

This did happen to somebody not long after the movie was released. Protocol at work is just that. Work. We're told to do it, we do it but our brains aren't always where they should be and some employees just suck. Human error is a real, very regular thing.

[@timmyt603]

Now I am become Jeff, The destroyer of Jeffs it's totally feasible that this could happen...and again, it did happen to someone. I've never seen the movie but would like to, I've heard it's good for what it is. And the concept is really cool for a more dramatic/psychological movie.

[@HarryBalzak]

I worked many lifts. You might not want to know this, but most if not all of the lift operators and employees in general were pretty much constantly stoned(and hung over). No joke. We would announce "safety meetings", which was code to met up and get stoned at predetermined isolated location.

[@HarryBalzak]

Toxic Anonymity, LoL. Yeah pretty much.

[@GlobalsoftPirka]

Harry Balzak I honestly would have rather watched a stoner comedy about chairlift operators. You have to have some pretty good stories, right?

[@happyhellday3]

Teeth [2007]: Will do to female genitalia what Jaws did for the ocean.

[@Jetblast01]

I saw that movie and that indeed was a true horror film...to all manhood everywhere.

[@hush.7434]

happyhellday3 *VAGINA DENTATA*

[@eatcocaine8292]

nopls

[@TheOmniReview]

Nightmares

[@franceshelton5809]

happyhellday3 lmao, pretty much. Btw, great profile pic. Love that album.

[@BodomsScythe]

The guy with the girlfriend looks like a discount Zac Efron.

[@iamstuckunderthewater7415]

Lol yeah

[@thagirlbre]

That’s what I thought too 🤣🤣🤣

[@scodiofficer0012]

he was known for that, kinda.

[@TheSickGman09]

No u

[@devove4493]

People usually bring phones with them. These people are underdressed. Even if it is closed a couple of days people still come to check. And ski patrol has to check the lifts before close. This movie is stupid.

[@cathytheotheralien1375]

I read that in Adum's voice.

[@jonanice]

Gametrix 731 I do think there’s some unrealistic points to the film but none are yours. People don’t bring phones when the ski/snowboard usually & even if they had them I doubt they’d have a signal. This sport makes you very hot infact despite the temp & snow, so people tend not to wear more than than how the character were dressed. Technically there was a check made n the guy turns back just as he reaches them, also I think the total time spent by the girl (the last one) was one night n one day tops, so possibly got down before a patrol came

[@devove4493]

Jonanice I probably should of thought about that, that was dumb. I just thought of that cause the place I locally ski at seemed to be bigger then the place portrayed in the movie. I usually bring my phone to communicate with friends and have gotten service everywhere I have gone ( I have only been to around 7 large ski resorts in New York). Thank you for not being aggressive and pointing out my wrongdoing I should have thought about what other people do at other places before posting this (also thanks for the reply)

[@yourbiggestfan395]

@@WhateverIOI It's called bad fiction.

[@yourbiggestfan395]

@@WhateverIOI That's an opinion on my opinion. Unless it's factually a 'nice' opinion. Nice means agreeable, therefor you think make opinion is factual arcuate Ergo, it's bad fiction.

[@DityDan]

Daddy Derek did to cats what Jaws did to the ocean

[@AllyOJustice]

so did Rebel Wilson.

[@birdy6049]

Cats did to cats what Daddy Derek did to cats

[@Choomba78]

Cats did to cats what Shane Dawson did to cats.

[@feywild3839]

@@Choomba78 are we sure daddy Derek didn’t also do that to cats

[@digital_dinosaurs]

Erik Estrada did to kids kicking sand in Cool Cat's face what Jaws did for sharks.

[@cyborgsoup8753]

I can't be the only one that knew this wasn't Disney's Frozen.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

no

[@coloneljak42_]

He's already done a full-length review of Disney's Frozen on his channel.

[@mrcat4508]

CyborgSoup the only people who knew that are people who heard of this movie never heard of it

[@coloneljak42_]

yosef Strimling Dude, even if you haven't heard of the film, the title card doesn't even look like Disney's Frozen.

[@mrcat4508]

ColonelJak42 when I clicked on this it was one of those annoying notifications that your phone or tablet get I didn't see the thumbnail before I clicked on it

[@StratEdgyProductions]

8:52 to 9:20 should be it's own video.

[@bearflipstable8365]

Strat-Edgy Productions Adam does that kinda of stuff a lot in his videos but he’s able to do it every single video because it’s just too fucking hilarious XD

[@parkerlund7531]

*its

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

For me it's just tedious most of the time. But that's what the skip button is for!

[@vanroyal244]

@@Hanfgurkenhasser If the video was by itself I would watch the whole way, but when I'm here to listen to someone's thoughts about a movie, it's a little long.

[@christophervarszegi2599]

I once spoke to the director once. He said that your review was too long, when you said "cold breath experts" he was done with the video and said your negativity was because you were too scared of the film. He also owns a channel called ArieScope.

[@fraudulentfem7322]

Sounds like something he'd say. He's even said that people who criticize horror plots should be put on some game show where they have to survive the scenario

[@scodiofficer0012]

@@fraudulentfem7322 kinda makes sense but too lethal, maybe a game show version of the thing would be entertaining to watch, kinda like watching scared straight where "tough" troublemakers have to experience some scary shit while they're still trying to act tough. It's actually a pretty interesting concept the more I think about it 🤔

[@tdickens92]

Hmmmmmm, okay okay

[@youtube-kit9450]

The dude turning a subplot of a 90's sitcom worth 10-15 minutes at most into a 1 1/2 hour film calling someone else's things "too long" is the kind of idiocy I'd expect from that director.

[@slitbodmod]

he sounds like such an asshole

[@MrGreenfries]

I feel a real sense of excitement whenever YMS or IHE upload a new video.

[@tibne2412]

Add RLM to that list and you're dandy

[@MrGreenfries]

petrallen Searched it up after seeing your comment, seems like a great channel, thanks man.

[@tibne2412]

No bother, the plinkett reviews on that channel are like required Internet viewing if such a thing exists.

[@huntymicah6704]

ralphthemoviemaker also, He is good to watch. IHE approved

[@MrGreenfries]

Micah Shannon Love that guy, been watching him for some time now, I'm glad he got some attention from a bigger KZbinr.

[@TheMarlz2]

Do you wanna build a chairliiiift?

[@floridaman4596]

Marlz2 no

[@themiu8990]

shut down

[@ProfessorBalth]

I'll Make A Man! Out Of You! Wait wrong song.

[@kuraihikari5785]

Amazing

[@peterparker4931]

Come on let's take a riiiiide

[@user-bo6uy9go5y]

2 gay 2 ski lift

[@NinjaGodzilla]

You're gonna be a gay baby

[@Nnibelan]

I loved this movie. One of my favourite B horror films. Best part: wolf wearing a leash.

[@Ninetails2000]

Cool Cat Saves The Kids: Will do for incest, feline furries and lolicon what Jaws did to sharks

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Sadly

[@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi]

Ninetails2000 I love you

[@Delta225]

You mean Bestiality?

[@sirsoftspoken]

Frozen, or its alternate name, FNOF, Five Nights of Freezing.

[@kawaiipanda7212]

Drew Williams Omg, yes! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@ChunderousFritz]

Once I went on the Disney World Peter Pan ride and the chair got stuck partway through. They should make a movie about that.

[@burningelmo5051]

Chunderous Fritz Didn't Disney make the animation frozen?

[@theponydalek7923]

I had a similar experience on the haunted mansion, it also ended with two people getting eaten by wolfs

[@ittybittybuckybarnes7012]

Except instead of wolves, there are alligators.

[@aquafreshfan3022]

Same thing happened to me the first time I went there.fuck you Captain Hook.

[@jphanson]

To take the fun out of your channel taking the fun out of everything: the Y2K problem wasn’t hysteria over an arbitrary date. At the time, many computer programs used two decimal digits to represent any year - e.g. 86 for the year 1986 - to save memory. From the program’s perspective, the beginning - and the rest - of the 2000s was no different from the 1900s, which could’ve caused some nasty problems depending on how the program used the date. The Y2K problem was avoided because developers took it seriously and rolled out solutions before the year 2000. Another example: shortly after the new year in 2038, i.e. Y2K38, the Unix epoch time will be too large to fit into a 32 bit integer. There’s nothing special about the number 2,147,483,648 itself, but the integer overflow that will occur at this number is still a problem that has to be addressed. I don’t know if numbers have any intrinsic significance, but the significance we give numbers is still pretty damn important. For example, there’s nothing special about the numbers 50 or 67, but these numbers - as a percentage of a whole - are two common minimums for a group majority, which is the basis of the democratic process for most of the world.

[@bloomingteratoma]

What's this...? A meaningful comment? In KZbin? Truly, this is the endtimes

[@JeanMarceaux]

There's also nothing special about the number 69, but something makes us go "nice" whenever we encounter it. Add.: speaking of, the OP's comment at the time of me writing this site exactly at 69, what a coincidence.

[@defectus1769]

There is something special about the number 2,147,483,648, though-it's a power of 2 (specifically 2³¹). If that doesn't make a number universally special I'm not sure what does.

[@themage4232]

@@bloomingteratoma shut up

[@untitled6578]

@@bloomingteratoma Truly, this is the endtimes. Repent and turn to Jesus now

[@thekingslayer1831]

The real villain... THE I-POD PLAYLIST!!

[@TheMiels]

YMS: does with movies what Jaws did with people

[@TheMiels]

shredding them apart

[@fight_or_fightdarwinsshelf6443]

Wait.... so.... the iceguy from x-men froze to death?

[@HateshWarkio]

That's how he got his powers

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Hatesh Warkio I was gonna say that. Dammit you took my thunder!

[@HateshWarkio]

@@AFarmerCalledChicken nah, that was Storm.

[@egon2499]

With great power comes great responsibility. And he definitely got to much.😅

[@bastionunitb7388]

And when the producers of this movie tried to sue Disney for using their name Disney showed them their army of lawyers and told them to "let it go"

[@bbpoopdeck6631]

Bastion Unit B73 😂👌 I’m glad that actually didn’t happen

[@raccoononymous]

What Jaws did for swimming, YMS does for watching movies with snarky friends.

[@coolfloyd6113]

Space Jew did to comments what Jaws did for Jews.

[@Holycow8498]

The Jews are in space there flying around to save the Hebrew race

[@cherrychocolate1434]

Unfriended: Will do for Skype what Jaws did to the ocean.

[@trpl7]

make me want to go into so i die

[@MadMensDen]

The room: will do to best friends what Jaws did to sharks.

[@kiki.jacks0n]

Chucky will do for dolls what Jaws did for the ocean

[@LPSroxy]

Skype will do to skype*

[@vissova]

Yeah I'm sure sitting on a seat suspended in chilly temperatures for a few hours is _just_ as terrifying as a shark ripping your boat apart with its teeth.

[@johnblimbo]

excellent

[@PeterGriffin11]

Both are very scary situations.

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

@@PeterGriffin11 ones *A LOT* scarier

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@PeterGriffin11 for the persons involved, yes. On film, not so much, unless the writer has some good ideas on how to get you in the character's mind

[@scodiofficer0012]

they got ripped apart by Wolves.

[@shannonceleste5557]

The Visit: “ _Going to grandma’s house has never been so _*_TERRIFYING_* “

[@egon2499]

Especially when it's not your own Grandma.

[@Notsorandomnumbers]

the whole beginning plot of the movie is they want to use the ski-lift without paying... so she bribes him with $100. WHAT

[@troodon1096]

Um yeah... unless this is a very expensive ski resort, legitimately buying the ski-lift tickets should be cheaper than that.

[@canismo763]

They even said they paid $5 for the lift.

[@Theelectroarcheologist]

Wait a minute 100 coolers, and the guy she was bribing wasn’t going for 50? Either this is some high end ski resort or these broke ass punks weren’t willing to pay for a lift that was possibly cheaper than 40 dollars

[@Xfan17]

The sounds that the chairlift makes being overly emphasized makes me think it's going to fall apart and kill everyone like if it were Final Destination.

[@mortylindley]

My mother is a lift operations manager, and we watched this together. This movie is 100x better if you actually know how it works, it adds a whole new layer of comedy 😂

[@CheeseYourself]

12:55 Yeah, can we talk about how that dog is the most adorable thing in recorded history?

[@matthewdavison2622]

KZbin does to new content creators what Jaws did to the swimmers

[@justvibin1087]

Xephix Earns them YouToob revenuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee baby!

[@eldiablobutnottheonefromsu7206]

Xephix Strangely accurate

[@floridaman4596]

Xephix true

[@DannyDog27]

Xephix does for Google what _Jaws_ did for sharks!

[@KaletheGrim]

Indeed.

[@Roiben100]

Now that I imagine getting stuck on chairlift im pretty sure I found a new phobia.

[@Roiben100]

I dont think this movie was actually going for anything...

[@GatorMilk]

Hey, I've read that book!

[@bernardo4157]

Roiben100 I would jump out of there if it happened to me

[@dickpole2607]

What about one of those scary Acorn Stairlifts?

[@Joe90h]

Anyone who is saying they would jump out obviously is unaware as to how the rest of the film plays out (For the record, jumping isn't that great an idea)

[@terrycoyle6864]

Maybe the chairlift guy secretly hated them for being such tools, and sent them up there knowing they'd get trapped and die?

[@MyEnemy]

If that were the case he wouldn't have told his coworker that three more people were left on the slope.

[@terrycoyle6864]

shit, right. It'd have been better if he'd done it purposefully. Give a moral of the story "don't be a bunch of tools unless you're in a box on a shelf in the garage"

[@moregasmthepowerful2959]

Terry Coyle Holy shit. The villain of the story is the large, smoking, chair lift operator.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

I am actually kind of afraid of chairlifts ( it's a height phobia mixed with a bit of claustrophobia) I kinda wish they used it to a better effect .

[@coolboy9979]

HO HO HO

[@altowells5690]

Coolboy 99 stop it, you’re scaring him!

[@thagirlbre]

@@altowells5690 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spencerbean8802]

Well, there's a pretty sick drop at Heavenly, a ski resort right by Lake Tahoe that straddles the Nevada/California border. The drop from the Dipper Express chairlift over the Dipper Bowl run is pretty gnarly and could very likely kill someone.

[@lazyhippie6139]

Same. This situation would be my nightmare.

[@kris6966]

If done properly by a highly skilled team, this film could be amazing. A bleak imagery of three people gradually delving into insanity from hunger , thirst and insomnia. I mean it may seem like a ludicrous idea at first, but any film concept can be executed perfectly if done correctly

[@scodiofficer0012]

True, although after watching the movie I actually enjoyed it, the blend of predictable music and plot paired with the stupid decisions of the characters really made this movie all the more enjoyable. Plus the practical effects for the corpses was really realistic.

[@goingunder2548]

That reminds me of Gerald's Game, a movie/book where the main protagonist spends most of her time chained to a bed. It still manages to be unnerving (maybe I wouldn't use the word scary) because as bizarre as the situation is, it's still plausible, and it's scary to imagine how quick you would descend into insanity and repressed childhood trauma if that was you. There doesn't seem to be any sense of that in this movie.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

This is a premise that requires some really good actors. Its a movie that's almost entirely dialogue in a single-setting.

[@Juannee]

The best thing now would be if part 2 gets released at 1 million subscribers.

[@Cub3ulr]

JonasEndr hey you

[@Clairebee]

JonasEndr I think that's a while from now lol

[@Joe90h]

...And the second video ends up being for the Disney film, starting half way through the film as if there is a part one nobody has seen.

[@AlejandroSilva-mr7yy]

I remember vaguely watching this movie, it was on a bus trip, a long bus trip. You see, in my country they are very dangerous, I remember one of the tense scenes, but not because of the movie, but because the score matched perfectly to the mass of people attacking the busses close to mine. I remember hearing gunfire and when they threw a Molotov to the bus ahead my mother held me tight, the noise was mixed with the sound of fire, metal breaking and screaming, some time later I found out the bus just ahead of ours was attacked and everyone killed. Ours was spared because the driver was black... I will never forget this movie, as long as I live I'll have the memory of that awful day, thanks for reminding me of this terror YMS...

[@nabilmakour49]

Alejandro Silva relatable

[@toyotatacoma1616]

Alejandro Silva holy fuck, what country is that? I've heard of something similar happening in Kenya??

[@Opalaisha]

Alejandro Silva That escalated quickly. I'm so sorry that you had to go through that.

[@LoN3wOlF5tudi0s]

Lol

[@JoshuaBarnes2298]

Sneaky Pete Sweden hasn't been the same since the migrant crisis... (jk(kinda))

[@Tom-jy6mc]

This entire movie is like a flashback in a comedy show on why a character can't go skiing where the joke is how ridiculously tragic it is, except someone made it an hour and a half long

[@approachingetterath9959]

i am kind of clicking through all your YMS videos because they're strangely addicting, but this one made me laugh the most so far 😂 the commentary and video editing is just so on point.

[@DrSex-ng7um]

When I clicked on this, I thought it was about the Disney version. But then I remembered he's already done that, lol.

[@gaaraxnaru]

He didn't do a YMS he did a review I think...

[@L-Mop]

lol it's almost like making people think this is a review of Disney's Frozen only to reveal it is about a different Frozen movie was the whole point of the thumbnail lol

[@ironmaster6496]

the whole point of the video XD

[@xZippy]

The director's taste in music for my ears is what Jaws' hospitality is to humans.

[@lusteraliaszero]

I didn't get a good look but... aren't those drops actually easily survivable? it's really not far up for a lift, and I've heard of absurdly high lift drops where they just broke a leg because the snow is like a pillow and it's a sloped landing so the impact is lessened. and they have a hedge below them? and they can hang on the lift before dropping? they could even attempt using a ski as a sort of rope since they only need one person on the ground

[@grantmoore8228]

lusteraliaszero...yes actually. in fact most people are recommended to go for available snow instead of water when falling from a significant height for that exact reason. I admit I'm not a doctor but I can almost guarantee that at most, assuming they don't get incredibly unlucky and land on they're feet, the worst case would be a very bruised butt. in fact a greater risk would be them injuring their arms if they landed on arms then them breaking both their legs

[@dallaswebb5493]

So you're telling me that a 50 foot drop onto packed snow *WOULDN'T* shatter your legs?

[@grantmoore8228]

@@dallaswebb5493 So I looked this up but most chairlifts only go up to 50 feet at the most. Since they don't look to be that high up it shouldn't be that bad but let's say for the sake of argument it IS 50 feet high. According to offgridweb.com you have a 50% chance of survival on landing on flat earth from that hight but this is different terrain. The movie makes it a point that a heavy snow storm hits these three idiots on the lift. That means that on top of the snow already on it there is now a pack of freshly produced snow. It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop. The snow acts as a cushion and would slow down the decent. If they had landed on their butts or at least put on their snowboards or skis to spread the weight once they land it would've raised their survivability tenfold. So yes, well it would have hurt like hell on their asses...I think that's a more preferably alternative then breaking your legs and dying because of a unconvincing wolf attack!

[@QJ89]

Shoulda landed on his butt.

[@GabrielAKAFinn]

So uh, why was the fat guy putting those red flags on the benches? You'd guess it's to count if every seat is empty right, to count when there was a full rotation with no passengers? So why did the other chairlift operator not notice that? Is he dumb? Did he start this week? Hey, what's that in the snow, over there? Is that the script?

[@AHersheyHere]

Didn't you hear? He had to piss so bad he could taste it! /sarcasm

[@woodfloor111]

Dude, reusing the intro from the Frozen (2013) review Confused me so bad. I've clicked on this video more than once, watched 30 seconds of the intro, and said "shit I watched this one, he must have just changed the profile picture." I didn't figure out that it was a different review until Part 2 came out. Lol.

[@tilda6642]

Dana Baldus OH MY GOD SAME. Except I just finished watching the frozen review from 2013, and then I clicked on this one and thought "wait why did he record the same video?" Oof

[@catherinescott3008]

I have to agree, it was super confusing, even though I don't like the Disney version

[@DeeRio9546]

My name is Dana too 😱😱😱

[@scrambldrabbit]

same😂

[@thebois4884]

They actually referenced this movie once in the British soap 'Emmerdale'. No idea if you know but it's like one of the 3 most watched soaps in the UK. So the fact that they decided to reference this movie of all movies is baffling. And what's more amazing is the context of the reference. I don't watch any soaps but I randomly came across it while my parents were watching it and there was a guy dressed as Elsa from the Disney movie Frozen and it seemed to be a part of some bet and he loses because the guy who started the bet meant a cosplay of THIS MOVIE! Like how the fuck do you cosplay as this movie. Just wear some winter clothes! WTF?! 🤣

[@elsie8757]

Wear winter clothes and strap a ski lift chair to your back

[@GDNITE]

That's the funniest movie trivia I've ever come across

[@jebbryant6522]

I guess wear a puffy jacket and piss ya pants for the cosplay. Low effort high investment

[@barbaro267]

I haven't seen this film is so long. I remember after watching it, I went to the IMDB message forum and there was a list of "Things I learned while watching the movie Frozen", which was basically funny nitpicks of things that didn't make sense and therefore were "new" things that the movie taught us. One I remember was that "Wolves are sexist" because the wolf killed and started eating one of the boys but didn't try to kill the girl when she ran by it. I really wish that list was still on the IMDB page for the film.

[@scodiofficer0012]

didn't the wolf straight up made eye contact with her but didn't bother eating her cause the wolves was already eating the other guy's body?

[@LoydAvenheart]

Likeable charters? What are these people's standards?

[@teamfortresspewp6453]

charters

[@LoydAvenheart]

Team Fortress Poo charters?

[@teamfortresspewp6453]

***** read your comment again

[@LoydAvenheart]

Team Fortress Poo Charters,

[@Thezamary]

6/10 girl is my favorite movie character

[@Advent3546]

When I saw this in my feed I was like "Frozen? That's a funny way of spelling Synecdoche New York part 5"

[@urlocaljelly]

This thriller had me *frozen* in my seat. It was so intense!

[@urlocaljelly]

lol jk

[@Hero_2222]

yeliannie luna I was frozen today!

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

yeliannie luna This movie does to sub zero degrees shiting what Jaws did to poolshiting

[@wolfy-woo]

This film had me utterly *_frozen_* with bewilderment and confusion as to why they thought this was okay

[@freddiefaulig8751]

Maybe you should..... Let it go ;)

[@buddyboi9437]

When the director said he came up the the plot of the film in 20 seconds was so unintentionally funny

[@CartridgeMaster]

Cool Cat did for furries what Jaws did for Sharks

[@erinmcgee1160]

Nah, we were already horrified by furries.

[@Ssteel1070]

>implying people weren't already scared of furries

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

100 dollars??? I am quite sure that even in the Alpes, ski lift tickets are cheaper than that.... So she paid more to bribe a guy than what the tickets cost. Smaaaart

[@SabbyNeko]

There's a movie like this about being trapped in a sauna. It's called *247F*

[@terribleauthority]

247F will do to saunas what JAWS did to swimming!

[@TheGeoshark]

I like how it's apparently based on a true story. Also, if you want a watchable (not necessarily good, but watchable) horror movie about being trapped in one small location, check out ATM (ATM will do to withdrawing money for pizza what JAWS did to swimming!). It's kinda dumb but at least it doesn't have to do fucking backflips of logic to get the plot to work. Three people go to an enclosed ATM, scary man tries to kill them if they step outside the room. Also it has Josh Peck from Drake and Josh, so that's a bonus.

[@SabbyNeko]

TheGeoshark I remember Phonebooth being good, but I was an actual child.

[@TheGeoshark]

Sabbat-X "Phonebooth will do to calling people in a smelly claustrophobic box what JAWS did to the ocean!"

[@fuckenps3]

ALSO The Steam Experiment! www.imdb.com/title/tt1289437/

[@gotenson2231]

The doggos are the best actors/actresses in this movie. They played their roles with the most honor and realism

[@cobravenom1316]

Yeah, Frozen is just like jaws... ...in the sense that they're both movies. Lol.

[@PiesCanFly]

Collin Huggins good one

[@ethanm2036]

Collin Huggins Frozen is barely a movie

[@EREJones]

I had a frozen jaw once. Bloody painful, I'll tell your that much

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Day 1127: All these years and I'm one of the last people on Earth who hasn't seen this movie. Decided to see a critical, spoiler-filled review about it so I never have to. (EDIT) Day 1127.5: Shit ...

[@backfl1pingdudebro]

Der Penguin commented a little too soon lol

[@Phoenix2312]

+Der Penguin actually, you are not - I got the film last week and have still got to watch it... :P But I love these reviews so much I could not help but watch this first...

[@unattainablecheddar1624]

Hey man, I just wanna say, as a huge fan of Red Letter Media and other related channels, you really have your own unique thing going on here and I think its stellar. Your content is continuously original and always entertaining. Keep up the great work and, as a film buff myself, I always look forward to seeing you dish out your opinion. Regardless of whether I agree with it or not

[@yeethereptileman]

Into the grizzly maze was literally Jaws on land. It had the hunter, someone who we thought died then came back, the police chief, EVERYTHING

[@WheezyShotta]

3:26 20 seconds... About the same amount of time it took to write the script as well.

[@RyzenCat]

Wiz 👌👋 boi if you dont... i want to die...

[@WheezyShotta]

eh

[@Diamondustification]

No shame in that poverty, I'm writing a fiction series with my own world (similar to DND style with a lot more freedom) and I started writing before I even really had a plot. I'm now moving on to book five with fully fleshed out characters and a plot involving wide spread corruption, shape shifters, plagues, Gods, demons and rising empires. Lots of editing ahead for me though.

[@dickpole2607]

I think you're giving them too much credit

[@heartache5742]

Diamondustification link?

[@ShadeMeadows]

This movie was enjoyable... i loved the doggos!

[@SleepyPyro]

best part of the movie

[@Smallestpenis]

SHADE A.I Gaming Chamber those are my dogs. they're trained to get rid of idiots.

[@randomguy6679]

Enjoyably stupid

[@LuxiBelle]

YMS does to crap movies what Jaws did for idiot swimmers.

[@analdestruction5818]

Jaws did to the ocean what Jaws did to sharks

[@joaovictorabramides9977]

Final Destination: Will do everything in life what JAWS did for the ocean.

[@dong.corleone]

Hostel: Will do for Slovakia what JAWS did for the ocean

[@DrachenYT]

The drought of YMS has finally ended. Thank you for this late Boxing Day gift.

[@1Gingerduckling]

the wikipedia page has this film listed as a comedy, did you change it? :D

[@gamemaster2311]

Holly Williams Holy shit, that's hilarious

[@konstance13]

Guess someone changed it back? Cause its listed as a thriller.

[@gamemaster2311]

Konnie The Hero Yea I guess it was a joke. Shame.

[@AdrianGhastly]

Now it says "comedic thriller"

[@RatherPlayChess]

I'm looking forward to the second half of this review in 2018!

[@joshuahagon8269]

held back on watching this one because i like to save the YMS videos with multiple parts for late night. Damn am i glad i waited so many days for this one. I love when the box art writers doubled down and wrote: "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents."

[@SCM240298]

Why didn't the guy operating the chair lift say that there where 6 people coming down? It seem as the script tried all the excuses for shit to happen but it still doesn't make sense

[@annarowlinson7154]

Script?

[@MacEwanMouse]

As a former lift op, this is just wonderful. Everything about this, I must watch this.

[@JTM_MACHINE]

To be fair, One Hour Photo is actually really good

[@clinton8421]

The Oldboy remake will do the incest fathers with shotguns what jaws did to sharks.

[@stephenbrown4698]

Now I want to see a movie where Anna and Elsa get stuck in a chairlift.

[@kecukritiques2943]

+Stephen Brown That's probably already a fan-fic, a DeviantART production or a porno. Not that there's much difference between the three...

[@JackedThor-so]

It'd be a better plot than frozen 2

[@DozifJuggles]

god damn this would be a good episode of seinfeld

[@northropi2027]

14:30 way to stare STRAIGHT into the camera bucko

[@ga35am]

Hahahahaha. Wow. It is even worse now.

[@vegetarblessb]

God I love this movie, as a bad bad horror movie, it’s hilarious. The wolves acting so sweet and domestic with the snarling and growing added in post lmao

[@proto333]

this sounds like a sitcom holiday special

[@dextresen]

ITS MY BROTHER'S BASTARD PARTY.

[@JL-dance]

i hate seeing people that put as little clothes as possible when they go skiing to look trendy because its just so stupid, why would you risk freezing to death just to look pretty?

[@rottenfiggy]

Because people are really stupid.

[@JL-dance]

***** when the director was talking about how ski lifts look unsafe i just burst out laughing, is he really so blind that he cant see the big ass steel rope that holds them in the air?

[@artythekot]

You would still freeze. Plus they are dumb.

[@JL-dance]

GamCal of course you would still freeze, unless you have a suit with a built in heater you will still gradually lose body heat, but at least you could still stay outside for more than 30 minutes without your fingers becoming purple

[@b.lazing9923]

I love how stupid these characters are "Heh, look at those suckers who paid for their lift, we are smart, we paid $100 insteas of $5, we are so smart!"

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Lift tickets are actually very expensive at most places, even for just a day pass. I just checked and the cheapest I found a day pass was a little over $60, so if she paid 100 for all three of them it’s a decent deal.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

If you know of a place where they sell them for $5 then you’re very fortunate.

[@Ligma_nuuts]

But don’t they need to go up multiple times? What if there’s a new worker? How much money are they really saving even if this is the most expensive ski resort ever? If it is expensive, why did they go there if they clearly can’t afford it?

[@steelpump100]

@@Ligma_nuuts did you not watch the movie? They go there because there's a friend who works there who gives them free rides, and at the beginning it's expressed that there's a new person. They basically for free rides all the time, until the new guy showed up. And to answer your question of "what if there's a new worker" my answer would be for you to watch the fucking movie. They pay him 100 bucks.

[@modestalchemist]

"moosejaws! it's like Jaws if sharks were moose!"

[@Bocqurant]

"In the cold Wisconsin forests... a beast emerges." *cue jumpscare of a rabid moose and a loud BWWWWWOOOOM.*

[@Daito8]

Let's make this a movie. I've been all over Wisconsin thanks to Ingress and my grandparents, so I know some great places. Crivets or Beaver Dam could provide the perfect environment.

[@DropBombsInOctagons]

Killer Hot Cross Buns "will do for the Bakery what Jaws did for the ocean"

[@colby8483]

8:50 This legitimately made me very anxious.

[@hamishwoodland7424]

Haha I thought I was going to sleep now. Clearly I was mistaken

[@pillowbuddyMR]

Hamish Woodland/ Same. Same.

[@RyanDaly]

Hamish Woodland Yep

[@witchflowers6942]

I just woke up because I broke my wrist… while snowboarding… again

[@hamishwoodland7424]

The Legend Kishibe Rohan At least you didn't get stuck on a chairlift, without a phone, with two people who don't have real emotions for some reason

[@spaceistheplace2293]

Will do for skiing what Jaws did for Kraft Mac and Cheese