Youtube Gurus Are Useless

[@rektspresso7288]

When I was depressed I would unintentionally wake up around 4 am almost every day and then not be able to go back to sleep. I must have misunderstood the instructions because instead of billions of dollars I just got extreme anxiety and sleep deprivation. 10/10 guru advice,

[@zachiga]

Relatable

[@brayncilliers4577]

👏

[@turner15]

Me too!

[@Why_stop_at_41]

Thank you for the information, Mr. Gates.

[@zxvc849]

"was"

[@epicswirl]

My biggest pet peeve is when the guru has a degree in what they’re trying to teach but then tells people degrees are scams and they can become wealthy with 6 months of experience and no degree.

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@p0intblAnkwaziT]

Or they just realized their degree was worthless. I did engineering, ended up in sales. Make way more money, work way less. Ya feel

[@epicswirl]

@@p0intblAnkwaziT yeah but most of the time they’re in tech because of a tech degree and then say others can get a job with no experience when they know it’s hard to pass interviews and it’s unlikely to get a job with just boot camp. But yeah some degrees can end up being worthless.

[@justsomeregret7993]

@@epicswirl A lot of degrees can end up being useless ESPECIALLY if you take a military route and especially in the US Tech is one of the few things I'd say where you absolutely need a degree to get hired by someone obviously you can do solo stuff but it ain't reliable

[@Saz103]

Theirs only some degrees that are actually worth it so I agree to an extent that college is worthless for things, especially now when stuff like trade schools and apprenticeships are so much more valuable than a degree imo.Though telling people not to go is stupid, people should look at their options and see whether college will be worth it for them.

[@grisha8983]

A few years ago when I had my car stolen, a friend of mine told me it was because I manifested it. Really took victim blaming to a psychic level.

[@sadiethegreat]

I misinterpreted this for a second as you psychically manifesting the car somewhere else "oops, teleported my car to Seattle. Gah, what a pain!"

[@drunkenhobo5039]

Should have just stolen their car.

[@justmonika2345]

Should've told her that I hope you manifest a brain

[@toastshine]

i hope you manifested your friends car being stolen after that.. what a horrible friend i hope you’re no longer friends

[@winter3064]

i really hate the whole manifestation thing bc i see all these ppl saying if you think about negative things happening they will happen and it genuinely makes me paranoid that things going wrong is my fault for being afraid that they'd go wrong even though it doesn't actually make any sense

[@Nardvillain]

"you can still wake up at 4 AM and be a loser." we need this in tee shirt form.

[@rekik2936]

🤝

[@TheGreatMeme]

Charlie missed his old room so much, he redecorated his new one to look exactly like it! Even going so far as to have the outlets in the wall, that's dedication.

[@Joe_blow121]

@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО your bots are terrible 😂

[@tommya4125]

Nah, the outlets are probably stickers

[@Acolyte82]

@Phroggy it’s kinda funny tho

[@cutykate_5924]

@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО whoever programmed u and the other bots will be the one in hell, how awful can u be

[@Rscreen]

@@Acolyte82 😐📸4k

[@LaserMonkey]

That whole “wake up at 4 am to become a billionaire” feels like a billionaire wrote it so that his workers would get up earlier to work more hours for them and tricking them into thinking that if they work harder they’ll have a chance to become like them

[@docmain999]

i mean it does take hard work to be like them, just not working for there company

[@alext399]

@@docmain999 takes lots of gambling

[@teroli2610]

This is the worst logic I've ever heard how does waking up earlier make it so you have to work more, the only thing it does is give you more free time to do things you want to do. Not like your boss is going to find out you started waking up early and shift all your schedules and give you longer hours lol.

[@emancules]

I don’t think a single individual has ever thought they will become a billionaire working a modern day slavery job. If they do then they deserve to be there

[@mism847]

The only reason you should want to work in a modern day slavery job is to accumulate more money that you can spend on a business or something else that will grant you a huge amount of money that will launch you to prosperity. That's what I'm doing right now, I have around 5000 dollars, gonna get some more soon.

[@MrLarrythehacker]

As someone who used to fall into these traps I can say this: These people are going through extremely hard times in their lives and just want something that can get them out. These videos are easy ways to consume content that make you feel like you're making progress while in reality it's doing nothing. it's an easy escape, and it's sad to see.

[@beabea5985]

Yeah...sad as it is, everyone can fall victim to a scam, provided they're in a difficult enough situation. No matter how familiar you are with a scam, no matter how intelligent and wary you are, all it takes is a really bad day.

[@Zaparter]

I became estranged from one of my best friends because, at least in part, "self help" turned him into a hard to deal with person. At first it was just kind of weird when he started talking about the "law of attraction" and how he definitely manifested something entirely out of his control. Then he read some book about how you yourself are your own authority when covid hit, which led him into covid denialism and the whole plethora of conspiracy theories. Now nothing is real anymore and whatever happens to you is without question your own fault.

[@mrtymrtt5061]

@@Zaparter goddamn

[@katc2040]

@@Zaparter Jesus, that's wild, I hope your friend isn't struggling with mental health

[@crovax17]

Well put. That's 100% exactly what it is. I have fallen for them too.

[@Ewan_Smith]

I happened to meet one of these guys who sells dating self-help courses, and he fully admitted that 1) his target audience are mostly desperate men who will do anything to get a partner, and 2) that the most committed people in his audience are willing to REGULARLY pay him an absurd amount of money for years on end. The guy knew exactly what he was doing

[@Ozzie_Mandias]

Sounds like an infinite money cheat...

[@BigStangWolf]

lmfao that lad's a business genius

[@Chris-vl1fn]

Speaker: Intestines are like a battery Charlie: No, it's like a septic tank Keeping it real

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@lerinasan]

Charlie do have a point there

[@castielchieng7475]

Now I understand when they say my brain is full of shit

[@valuabletips560]

I mean if they want to make such videos, at least provide some reliable links to scientific articles on what they said like what I am doing for my videos on my channel

[@theinquisitor7191]

HIT THE GYM. YEAHHH. GET MORE MUSCLE EQUALS GEET DA LADIES!!! YEEEEEEEE... 😆

[@imperialfish454]

Self help gurus aren't lying when they say that listening to them will generate success, generate a better life... it just generates a better life for the guru, not the listener.

[@mytakeonlove9594]

I will say that there are genuine people that teach solid advice on what they know, but they aren’t really considered ‘gurus’. They will tell you that you have to do your own work and that there is no shortcut or magic pill to get rich. It goes to show that one has to be careful when going into this field because there are scammers trying to take advantage of it

[@anthonydaniels8739]

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" Carve that shit into an obsidian slab for the future generations.

[@Digitalhunny]

Um, _where_ exactly can we purchase our very own set of "Critical Moist Crystals"?? Let's get on _that_ team! You see, cause _some_ of us are in absolute _desperate_ need, to waste our money somewhere. Here seems just about as good a place as any, right?😂😂😂

[@Copper.Mage...]

Just as he said that I read this comment

[@chrisaltobelli]

Was literally eating a digorno personal pan pizza the moment Charlie said that shit and had molten cheese and sauce fly out my nose.

[@chillmosapien]

Shit had me rollin

[@blipblop1112]

Was he talking about gary vee??

[@uhohhotdog151]

You know who else works up at 4am? Farmers, contractors, anyone with a commute, delivery drivers, all trades people, most truck drivers, loggers, anyone who works out in the morning, too many people to count. And none are millionaires.

[@jayzell3687]

Gotta love KZbin Guru's, the ancient art of "googling until I find something that says I'm right" is a sacred practice

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME!!!!! !!

[@kirtil5177]

reminds me of a skit i saw woman: i need evidence that the earth is flat google (as a person): heres 70 different studies that prove otherwise woman: i said, "evidence that the earth is flat" google: Ugh, fine

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

@@kirtil5177 Yeah, the "If Google Was A Guy" sketches are classic Collegehumor cultural awareness. The actor is also in a ton of great stuff from The Onion.

[@allisafu]

literally the way cannabis got illegalized in the whole world xD

[@FadedRxses]

hey don't knock it until you need it for a school project💀

[@wwkcd7657]

These gurus are so dangerous for mentally ill people or people experiencing recent traumas/griefs/depression etc. I’m diagnosed w Bipolar Disorder, I used to follow these guys word for word and convinced myself I manifested my own bipolar, could get rid of it, etc. Just horrible for anyone prone to tapping out of reality.

[@wil.d_sage]

Exactly. They’re like televangelists; they prey on vulnerable people and it’s disgusting.

[@WamaziTech]

Listen to sadhguru the only good guru who gives good advice lol

[@WamaziTech]

@@Dollibet watch him and learn about him then

[@banjofangirl3458]

@@WamaziTech bot?

[@WamaziTech]

@@banjofangirl3458 nah bruh whatchu mean

[@Alex-yz8gm]

I love Charlie for using his platform and huge view counts to educate people to stay away from all those bullshit channels that just brainwash you into paying them money

[@kojinteencast]

It’s the opposite of wasted talent. It’s conserved talent.

[@k1llsh0t_87]

We really need to start teaching people that before they waste money they should spend 5 minutes doing research as if you can find a forum talking about it you can quickly get real people giving honest responses about it so you can know if its a scam or not since so many people just mindlessly trust ads/reviews/articles which are just filled with lies, misinformation and fake reviews

[@raseruuu3742]

Charlie is the real guru

[@Alex-yz8gm]

@@k1llsh0t_87 and theyre so quick to throw their money away too :/

[@alexandergazmen3126]

leaving reply here so i can wait for the guy who says that Charlie is evil because he didn't give $10 000 to a small streamer but cheaped out and gave $1000

[@AnnieAcrux]

fun fact: the thing about the guts being some sort of a second brain is actually true. our gut bacteria can influence our brain and vice versa. that's why having a good diet has been shown to improve mood and mental conditions, as much as your mental state can influence appetite and digestion. there is a connection there and it's fascinating. researchers are trying to find out how it all works

[@StorymasterQ]

Yep, the ENS, or the 'second brain' as some people call it, isn't really a thinking brain, more of a regulatory one. Some body functions, like the heart, operate independently of the brain, and some, like the ENS., operate in conjunction with the brain. It's not that much of a read if you want to get to know about it, but people calling it the 'second brain' really muddles the water with misinformation.

[@AnnieAcrux]

@@StorymasterQ yep! you explained way better than me ahah indeed people get the wrong idea about it and are skeptical from the start, when it is a well documented fenomenon. SciShow made a nice video about it too, anyone who's curious should check it out:D

[@wil.d_sage]

Our microbiome is so interesting! Still, I don’t think my friendly resident E. coli can help me make a million dollars, but I guess I’ve never tried 😂

[@MYLAR.]

@@wil.d_sage asking my tapeworm if I should invest in crypto

[@wil.d_sage]

@@MYLAR. good idea, it might have some insider knowledge

[@funklestiltskin6140]

After listening to these exercises for 10 minutes and 46 seconds I've doubled my income to an incredible 20 dollars, doubled the size of my cardboard box, and moved into a new, bougier part of the city in a scenic alleyway that contains only 3 violent crimes at any given time. Thank you Charlie, truly you are the greatest self help guru of all.

[@Dosko]

This man now has the privilege of shitting where the dogs shit instead of where the rats shit.

[@trovellcornell9196]

I'm so happy to hear that man I'm currently living out of the attic of a McDonalds instead of the bathroom of a taco bell so this video definitely helped me to!

[@DoctorBones1]

funniest shit ive read all week

[@drunkenhobo5039]

I love how their metric for success is being a billionaire. As if most billionaires' stories aren't just "I was born to a family worth hundreds of millions and I invested it".

[@tomacrates]

This. Exactly this. I think the problem is just that people just really are so disconnected by income inequality that they truly don't understand how much easier they have it than the average fella.

[@Misanthropolis]

Or worse - they inherited a business and started doing shady shit to screw everyone else over. I trust billionaires and trillionaires the least. They are all criminals and they get away with it through lobbying.

[@benxenos9875]

This is the king of comments. Stop letting the rich fool and divide us! They're far stupider than we think lol

[@kenos911]

There’s reason why they only talk about around 20. Because the rest are exactly like this

[@_Iscream]

That’s actually a myth, but ok

[@webbr17]

He's finally back in his old chamber

[@davidthecommenter]

he's in the moist room again, thank god

[@Stratiis]

I like the air conditioning here

[@counterclockwise00]

Yes

[@ToadTWE]

He has returned

[@Leavinsies]

Feels more comfortable here

[@thecactussword4304]

My mother's been stuck watching these people for the last couple of years now, the 'self-help' corner of KZbin that actively encourage people to sit on their asses and think wishing hard enough'll make Cosmo and Wanda fly out of the grassy knoll and make all their wishes come true. For the last couple of years I lived with her while I was still in high school, she was completely indoctrinated. It didn't matter who I watched, Charlie here, the AVGN, The Autarch of Flame, an old "top ten" KZbinr I used to catch back in the day, they were all "the cussing guy" and I was "wasting my time" watching them. All this, while she watched almost daily uploads from the likes of Grant Cardone and Gary Vee, thinking she was a "hustler" for watching those crooks whilst actively having *no* cashflow or job. As far as my knowledge, she's still homeless. I blame it all on these things. These semi-human shapes that actively encourage people to mindlessly listen to everything they hear and prey on their good natures. I hope they never take a comfortable dump again in their entire lives, I hope everything they eat magically starts tasting like orange juice and toothpaste Words cannot describe how much I hate these people for ruining my mother. She was never a saint, hell, I doubt she was ever truly 'sane,' but at least she wasn't peddling MLM horseshit to her own son.

[@nekoon8329]

I'm really sorry to hear that man hope you're doing better now after all of this.

[@TheCrazyOne2]

God, that sounds horrible. I hope your mother recovers and I hope you too are in a better place than she was

[@Ash-ow5yc]

KZbin gurus ignite the most passionate, unhealthy rage in me. Idk if it’s the self righteousness, or the fake toxic positivity. Maybe it’s the suffocating narcissism. Either way, they’re one of the worst breeds of humans.

[@ange4154]

I guess sometimes it depends on which one it is for me. Like I heard of a few that actually give good advice, like changing your mindset and working on raising your productivity levels, etc. The "this billionaire's routine is scientifically proven to attract more money towards you" videos do make me want to wake up at 4AM and beat up the video maker tbh

[@MaztRPwn]

Toxic is the stuff under the sink. Its pronounced "assholes".

[@peterk.2108]

@@MaztRPwn wheres your pfp from boy

[@wireworks4252]

​@@ange4154 Usually the ones who say BS are the ones who keep begging you to buy their online course. They get rich off of desperate and gullible people.

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@ButterNuss.]

The worst part is, those Gurus infested the internet so much, that everytime you search a genuine solution to a problem you have you get those Idiots forced down your throat. They literally drowned actual answers so they can sell their stuff.

[@noon4593]

This a good point. Gurus and sponsored content/articles have made it really hard to get honest answers

[@alexsiemers7898]

And stuff like this is why I’m so hesitant to just look up information online, because who knows how much shit I have to sift through to find anything worthwhile

[@zelowatch30]

Exactly. So many of these Andrew Tate wannabes.

[@MYLAR.]

I never realized people took the “sigma grindset” meme seriously, I know people had to be like that to make the joke to begin with but I’ve seen people who laugh at it turn into it

[@juliee593]

The sigma grindset meme started as a parody based on an actual mindset propagated by some cringey influencers

[@MYLAR.]

@@juliee593 oh definitely, it’s just so weird to see that the people who were in on/made the joke becoming the joke

[@eyo8766]

​@@MYLAR.It's pretty sad isn't it. They think gyms solve everything

[@Oiqah]

Charlie’s brain must have infinite capacity with all these topics he has discussed

[@Stratiis]

I wish i could use a discord emoji

[@SmoltingWassie]

He’s beyond cultured and hung

[@Mr-Monkey_Man]

When are we gonna get him on Rogan?

[@Julzsysksksk]

probably not but he sure looks like hes made for this

[@cornofthefarm3554]

I mean, he is Jesus afterall

[@SageReiger]

What do you mean, Charlie? You're a guru to us all! I'll never forget the time you taught all of us how to properly wipe our asses.

[@Randomness67]

if you wan't to have a productive day get up when the sun does go for a run make breakfast/eat clean and do school work

[@orikku]

No this man wasn’t a guru, he was a father

[@neonpineapples_]

@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО very funny

[@thedejectedape953]

I dunno, I went from sit wiping to stand wiping because my sausage ends up touching the bowl when I sit wipe (ew.) and my ass also got phat af so reaching around without absolutely saturating my front tail on the bowl became impossible. I just can't be dealing with a dirty dick, man.

[@thedejectedape953]

@JАСКSEPTICЕYЕ'S DАD IS IN НЕLL LMАО Why do people do this? Have you seen a mental health professional yet?

[@The1Liminum]

Billionaire: Wakes up at 4 AM. Me: Goes to sleep at 4 AM. cries in poor...

[@robertlaidlaw4592]

maybe they're stealing your money! Fight Back!

[@simonhughes2902]

"you can wake up at 4am and still be a loser", ye that pretty much sums it up

[@LJStability]

Also, just a bit of actual personal advice, don't feel the need to wake up early at 4 am each day. After waking up early for hospital work, there's nothing wrong with embracing a good nice sleep and waking up at 7am or 9 am. Hell, enjoy the gift of not having to wake up super early. There's more diminishing returns from waking up super early.

[@adrianvasquez5008]

There’s also no point, there’s no difference in doing a 9 hour work shift starting at 4 a.m or 8 a.m. cuz you still gonna put in the 9 hours and have the free time afterwards depending on the time you go to bed. Whether you stay up all night and wake up at 9 or go to bed really early and wake up at 4. It’s like paying a product that costs a $100 with a $100 bill or two $50 bills, makes no difference.

[@richardgarrison8328]

Nice try, secret gate keeping billionaire

[@ophelia_ortensia]

“KZbin gurus are useless” Charlie tell us something we don’t know

[@saintwumples4403]

The US’s biggest town by territory has about 10,000 people

[@eemeli7093]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar parents? Pretty sure you said uncle last time

[@A_Random_Rat]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar What are the chances this guy becomes a big KZbinr

[@daddybonzi7545]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar did This guy's Account get Hacked?

[@DelEnd_Virtua]

some people dont know. My brother lives his entire life based on what other people on yt tell him.

[@Gary_is_Goated]

The second brain being located in the intestines makes a lot of sense actually, it must be where shitty ideas come from.

[@Jerriko]

Your pun is disgusting. I applaud you for making me laugh though.

[@vengefulbird6918]

I thought it was in my unmentionables because many poor decisions stem from below the belt

[@peterk.2108]

criminally underrated comment

[@wireworks4252]

@@vengefulbird6918 Thats how youtube gurus are made

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@thebluedragonontheskyscrap1838]

"Aight I can see through walls now." 7:54 Charlie is legendary.

[@GriffithFromBerk]

6:45 No wonder my parents kept calling me “shit for brains”. They just wanted me to get rich. So encouraging of them

[@jamieepic666]

Same ❤

[@jorgefleitao]

checked my bank account, can confirm billionaire now.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Deadass? Mine is minus like 400 dollars

[@Cyphyxia]

Share the wealth lol

[@larrythehoverfish3745]

I have -20,000 im in massive debt

[@WM_1310]

@@larrythehoverfish3745 That's still a 5 digit number. Congrats bruh!!

[@fallenmydude2711]

Dang , can you spare a little for the community??

[@andrewphilos]

That "second brain" thing is actual kind of true, but in a way completely differently than how that weird guy is explaining it. Basically, the microbiome of bacteria, flora, and other microorganisms in your intestines can strongly influence your behavior in a way that some scientists have called your "second brain." The stuff you eat changes your gut biome, which drives you to desire the same food.

[@javabean4383]

I've also seen the argument of when you have a gut feeling about something being used as a second brain explanation. Your way of explaining it actually makes a lot of sense

[@lockerbuddy2039]

But would that really be a "brain"? In that case, literally every part of your body can be your second brain, no?

[@andrewphilos]

@@javabean4383 That actually has another source which is also really fascinating! See, before the theory of mind, people didn't know that the brain was where your thoughts came from. They thought they came from your internal organs, like your spleen, your gallbladder, and yes, your stomach. So any emotions that come from that part of your body are "gut feelings."

[@andrewphilos]

@@lockerbuddy2039 The rest of your body follows your brain's lead. The microbiome is unique in that it can also "lead," so to speak. At least that's how I understand it. But also... I think the cultures on your skin might also count.

[@ShadowEclipse777]

It can do more than just affect food cravings. It can legitimately affect your emotional and mental health, at least to a certain extent

[@sholem_bond]

What I always hate about those "exhale and visualize the negativity/anxiety/whatever leaving your body" exercises is that my overly-literal, autistic, anxious brain will then visualize the negativity sort of hanging around my head as a cloud and failing to dissipate, until I end up breathing it back in. I have no idea why my brain does this when trying to visualize this scenario.

[@1vulpixgirl]

as a spiritual person myself, i remember being recommended these videos, and the fact that these kinds of youtubers have the time and energy to upload every single day constantly, and the fact that the only goal for them is copious amounts of money is absolutely a sign its all bullshit and its a shame so many people are desperate enough to fall for it

[@g8ts985]

Ascended yet?

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

The ad before this video was the VShred guy ("body type" BS), quite ironic lol

[@magau3698]

Lol “aS a SpIrItUaL pErSoN MySeLf”

[@huggablepenguin1465]

@@magau3698 What's wrong with being spiritual?

[@uncleusuh]

@@magau3698 You have the right to believe in whatever you want so does the OP. Be respectful to everyone's beliefs.

[@signal3585]

The random “it’s not delivery it’s digiorno” caught me so off guard😭😂

[@jod_hates_it_here6895]

i fucking read this as he said it. what the hell 😂 yes beautifully said as well. Charlie will never run out the greatest of one liners

[@mgr_video_productions]

Same 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@thefool8224]

i hope its not sausage delivery

[@angelicau.4609]

Same I had to pause and laugh 😭😂

[@mrcupcake5309]

When my wife left me over a year ago now I was destroyed and felt like I lost everything. The desperation to win her back lead me to those guru guys and their KZbin channels. Not only them, but also people like "Marriage helper" and all those others phonies that go "We developed a system that will allow us to determine if this can be saved" Look, if you want to be more attractive, or you want people to notice you the best thing you can do is work on yourself. Yes the gym will not only make you look better, but you will start to feel amazing, and that confidence that grows within you starts to radiate off of you making you more attractive. Also pursuing new hobbies, and building new relationships or even building a stronger connecting with those who you know will help build character, and strengthen your worth. Don't ever fall for those guru scams who takes advantage of those who feel weak. They are terrible people who only want your money.

[@drunkenhobo5039]

You don't even need the gym - people will use the (fairly legitimate) excuse that it's too expensive. Just go running. You need shoes, shorts and a shirt. Buy a set of dumbbells and pick them up and put them down when watching TV. Diet makes a massive difference to wellbeing too. Eat more fresh fruit and vegetables. It sounds like advice you give to kids but it genuinely helps.

[@Megaboss_Bor]

Thank you mister cupcake

[@azkrouzreimertz9784]

Queue the rainbow

[@sweetgirlyjk]

Honestly it’s the same mindset as “manifesting weight loss”/taking a “miracle weight loss pill”. People wanna put minimum effort forth into doing something they want, while still acting like they’re doing. Then it becomes “I’m not manifesting hard enough” rather than “I’m not working hard enough/I’m not at a job that pays me enough” or anything out of their control. They want to put minimal effort forth while still being able to feel like they were doing SOMETHING rather than nothing.

[@Vulture2264]

"You can wake up at 4AM and still be a loser. Plenty of people do it." I mean Charlie isn't wrong i wake up at 4AM to go work a dead end park job for the city and i'm a loser.

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@uthergoodman401]

Better change that attitude if you want that to change

[@spiderduckpig]

don't worry bro just watch a video telling you that you have money and gold will materialize in front of you

[@lawrencescales9864]

@@uthergoodman401 I mean a positive attitude may make the job more tolerable but it won’t just get him a new job magically or change when he has to wake up…

[@uthergoodman401]

@@lawrencescales9864 Yeah. Hes gonna have to work his ass off to improve his life but being in the mindset of thinking you're a loser will only make you stay a loser

[@redhead3dranger964]

"Who needs money, when you have knowledge" - some guy showing off his big house with a ton a books

[@ShtikMahn]

That he bought. With money.

[@donaldn5798]

Who was that one dude who had a shelf of books in his garage right next to his supercar?

[@redhead3dranger964]

@@donaldn5798 bro I have no idea, I believe the take away from that whole video was.... Knowledge

[@Misanthropolis]

@@donaldn5798 Ty Lopez - the fake rich guy who somehow got away with it. Dude literally rented out mansions and supercars for his videos but was a complete nobody in reality. Dude got away with it even after getting exposed. Many people still believe that he is actually a millionaire or some shit.

[@starshine9662]

Pretty much everyone wealthy could give a damn about money because they have it lol Meanwhile, everyone else is like: we need money

[@TwilightWolf2508]

3:15 As a wise man once said: "Early to rise, early to bed; makes a man healthy, but socially dead."

[@nuubxiii5278]

Affirmations aren’t a bad thing. People just misuse them. They think they’re magic words that will grant every last one of your dreams. Affirmations are so that you can nourish your brain with a certain type of mindset. If you’re insecure about how you look, if you consistently try to tell yourself that you are in fact good looking and that you have good qualities, you will eventually actually believe it. In turn it will make you more confident and so on… I must say though, a lot of what Charlie showed in this video is bullshit lol but not all affirmations are bad and you need to understand that they’re not magic. It’s you reassuring yourself, that’s all.

[@itskitt3237]

I think there’s a difference between real and positive affirmation and what these kinds of guru channels are doing. The guru channels are profiting off of taking advantage of the IDEA of affirmations instead of actually trying to promote real affirmations and it’s gross. Channels that actually support the affirmations in a positive way, though, are doing good for people and should keep it up

[@avii.8075]

Maybe it's better to accept you're ugly in that case. It's fine, not everyone can be pretty. I'm not that pretty and still happy and proud of myself for having other strengths. It's better than avoiding mirrors and try to change self perception through lies and delusion...

[@lemonywater2979]

"It's you reassuring yourself" that's very well put!

[@fun1047]

reassurance mantras are pretty good, delusion affirmations are a big nono.

[@Fairly-odd-kel]

I was really into KZbin guru's until I noticed the links to their courses that cost more money than I could get from just one kidney

[@Demonofthedesi]

The only way to achieve true results is by selling both your kidneys

[@Fairly-odd-kel]

@@Demonofthedesi true but I'd have to replace them with something else which in itself is a costly endeavor

[@jordancastillo2206]

@@Fairly-odd-kel replace em with burger king whoppers

[@Fairly-odd-kel]

@@jordancastillo2206 lmao 🤣 good idea

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@DoctorLo0p]

I bought one worth $1,500 of these because at that time i was depressed while failing college and thought if i got this product maybe i could succeed in life. The sad truth was that they do not help you and are just there for your money…

[@vatos3367]

I hope you are better now

[@henrydikes6704]

Its so funny how these channels refer to "billionaires" like they're this other species with completely different capabilities that the "lesser" races can only hope to ascend to by emulating their example, wealth worship like this is just absolutely toxic and feeds into a strange disparity between classes that almost justifies mistreatment and exploitation of the poor by the rich, worse still, the people consuming this content are usually not in the best state financially, so this stuff is pretty much being marketed to the very same people it is dehumanizing and deeming inferior. Now ain't that something?

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@funkyphill4861]

It's like a cult. They worship money and billionaires like they're gods or some shit.

[@H3XED_OwO]

no-one... 2:22 euuhuhuhuhhuhuh HONK

[@unintelligiblewhispersofwi6616]

Spot on. I never trust those self-care gurus that just defend status quo like it's unchangeable but then force toxic positivity onto those vulnerable ppl without room for them to question it. Like I saw a "mental health advice" in an app that tells you basically to get rid of negative feelings like feeling like you're being underpaid by your boss. The bigger faces of self-care gurus are untrustworthy bc they do not really do this stuff out of care for ppl they just want to prey on the vulnerable to stack some paper. The ones who are legit tend to run their own free blogs and ressources for everyone to share.

[@ooohhenrybmblm]

Truly despicable.

[@cv6442]

Being disabled, I haven't been able to work in 7 months. But I woke up at 4am today and went mega mind Lucy 100% brain mode watching this guru. I am now a billionaire on my yacht in the Hollywood Hills with my Gucci Leather wrapped Lambo waiting at home for me. Thanks KZbin guru!

[@javabean4383]

I'm someone who uses affirmations and manifestations and it's wonderful for things like building confidence and self love since you're constantly reaffirming those qualities in your head, but I do have to agree- Charging people to buy products or to listen to those subliminals is pure scummy greed

[@Mcdigits]

I agree, those kinds of people give actual self help and metaphysical teachers a bad name, fundamentally it's all about learning how to be more positive and react in different ways than you might have been conditioned too. You would be far better off reading works by people like Deepak Chopra or Eckhart Tolle, people who have researched and understand the more Eastern style metaphysical practices which have existed for thousands of years instead of listening to these hacky guru's on yt just trying to get rich by taking advantage of people.

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@ariesmry]

The subliminal stuff and the community of teens and preteens is an interesting phenomenon in itself. They’re pretty harmless on their side of the internet, but their ardent defense of how it works, always touting how science/some government document backs it up, but always unable to direct anyone to said proof is weirdddd. At least when people follow religion, they know that the basis of it is faith and interpretation of whatever their sacred text is.

[@monkeybongos4389]

@@Mcdigits I don't recommend Deepak Chopra, he really just speaks quantum mysticism and incorrectly uses scientific terms. I haven't really looked much into what metaphysical teachers teach, but I believe that if somebody is going to be providing metaphysical advice, it should not misuse terms and concepts solely meant for scientific use only.

[@monkeybongos4389]

I mean, if somebody doesn't really give af about science and just cares about their mental health and spirituality, then sure you can do what you want I guess. As long as they aren't influencing others with this kind of stuff.

[@wormgirl77]

I've been thinking the exact same thing. I keep seeing these gurus claim to be able to elevate people's channels, when in reality they're being exploitative of people who want to take the easy route to success

[@shanewashington6335]

How is Charlie not an English teacher? And how can he show multiple emotions without changing his face?

[@hippopajamas]

exclusively because he can't say fuck or elude to ass-fucking. otherwise, he was made for the job.

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@TristanSpeno]

“READ MY NAME!!” 🤡🤡🤡

[@ooohhenrybmblm]

@@TristanSpeno Tristan Speno

[@TristanSpeno]

@@ooohhenrybmblm Doctor Henry of Attaway General

[@turntupmongoose]

i like how "early to bed early to rise" is considered "the grind" when there are so many people who have no real choice but to work 2nd and 3rd shift jobs

[@i1C4RU5]

Its so sad how these enforce people to generate false realities about themselves. The first step to solving a problem is recognizing that there is one, and these do the exact opposite of that.

[@hvb117]

Just a pro tip: Enteric nervous system is actually called a second brain because it's derived from the same kind of cells that makes the brain. Also or works independently of inputs from the brain for the most part, and functions mainly to push the poop

[@williamfalls]

I woke up at 4am once and achieved my dream! That dream involved going back to sleep to wake up at a more reasonable hour and doing the stuff I planned to do that day.

[@staciefreshener4032]

Finally You Spoke about it . Not just Gurus but most Motivation videos are horrible. I'm lazy because of depression and I will literally do 100% more work with music or NEEFEX is enough . Their " M0$te Bation " videos are not even helpful. I have binged so many and only few of them are REAL and good people. Others are just ... Man I once use to binge Motivation vids than actually do anything. And some of them either go crazy on " DONT" SLEEP ONLY WORK < WORK ! WORK " ... Some of them say " 10 hrs of sleep... like yeah but that is a little bit too comfy.. " . They contradict each other. Just listen to music and you will more motivate than them.

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

"You can wake up at 4AM and still be a loser. Plenty of people do it." My insomniatic ass :I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@H3XED_OwO]

Unless you have terrible sleep patterns like me.

[@thefool8224]

"all that effort for a one time jump, pathetic"

[@SPVLaboratories]

“KZbin gurus are like prolapsed anuses” - Charlie probably

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@juhalight5921]

Read my name Cri nge

[@kxvtr1]

"it's not even goofy, it's just pathetic" well said

[@wareforcoin5780]

As for the sleep thing: some people are literally genetically predisposed to staying awake late, and waking up later. Literally, their brains are hardwired to sleep at different times. Trying to go to bed at 10 PM will not work for some people, because their natural circadian rhythm will not allow for it. I assume this comes from early caveman days where it would behoove a bunch of people to not sleep during peek predator hunting hours. Having someone up around 1 AM when there's a tiger attack would really help a lot to alert the group of danger as opposed to just waking up getting massacred.

[@bobobsen]

You can change your circadian rhythm.. how do you think people who change time zones survive? Still, getting up at 4AM is dumb as hell.

[@melitajay]

@@bobobsen changing your circadian rhythm to 10pm in a different timezone is different to changing your rhythm from 8pm to 10pm in the same timezone because it's relative to the sun

[@eyo8766]

​@@bobobsen I usually wake up at 5 or 6. 4am is just too hard a time to wake up from

[@logansteel5640]

As a loser who wakes up at 4 am I can verify charlie is 100% right

[@alteredbeast192]

dont worry i stopped waking up at 4am now im even more of a loser 😎

[@mookiess]

being a greater loser i am i recently took it up a notch and now wake up at 3am 😎 can def confirm that i felt my chakras aligning and was able to manifest a million bucks

[@raofabdullah]

Well, someone took my throne

[@TU42Fuzzy]

@@mookiess LMAO

[@heyo79801]

Straight facts homie, been thinking about this bullshit alot lately and you explained it perfectly

[@michaelvincent6473]

The importance of sleep can't be overstated but this video does it no justice. It's literally just the more rested you are, the better you will feel and function. You don't need a video of however long minutes to explain one simple fact.

[@kitsunemeansfox]

There are benefits to occasional sleep deprivation.

[@dominicmillerca]

The secret to become a billionaire : 1. Having a rich family. 2. Being narcissistic and/or a psychopath. 3. Steal ideas from others and act like they are yours. 4. Lie to people. Oh shit! I think I accidentally wrote Elon Musk's biography... 😂

[@ThisIsCool45]

Are you trying to anger cryptobros and people who base their personality off the Wolf of Wall Street movie?

[@cinmonaby]

😔

[@samuels1245]

You forgot waking up at 4am

[@ZombolicBand]

The biography of most billionaires haha

[@lasura]

Omg you did 🤣

[@mohamadabdo5521]

3 things you should do before turning 30: 1- Have at least 5 multimillion dollar dropshipping companies 2- Sleep in Wendy's bathroom and wake up at 4 am 3- Invest in rare fish NFT

[@JamJam24111]

Speaking from personal experience, certain KZbin gurus can be extremely helpful for individuals who lack parental figures. I grew up in a single parent household and my mum was working 2+ jobs so she never had time to really raise me. I've never spent a penny on them but as a young man, it was incredibly helpful just to have someone anonymous tell me how to start working out, telling me to stop pitying myself and even just giving me a little self belief to put myself out there. Of course there are 1000s of absurd self help guru who are trash and 2 of the 3 I use to watch I'd consider weird rn but at the time it was great for me. Its hard to explain.

[@lmao1660]

The "Dad, How Do I?" channel is a very good example

[@myloveurloveourlove]

do you remember any of the channels by chance?

[@sebastianriz4703]

Thats odd but not all humans are the same. I had a simular experience but I just raised myself on the basis if doing everything the exact opposite of what my step dad did.

[@staciefreshener4032]

Good for you , well some can be helpful . I grew on my own. I'm still KMS personality and look down on myself but I will never watch these gurus. I only sometimes watch similar videos about " why are you tired " or " procrastination " but only if the youtuber I know or is away from Guru stuff. basic health care is important. And Hopefully I will value myself more, Because when I was child I use to be compared a lot. My mom always says she wish she had a better child. That's her fault for not aborting me , I'm always doing my best and time's changed so hopefully I will do well. Good luck to you too. I live alone yet but let's see if I have any luck in relationship. A crossdresser so not really easy to find matches all time , but no giving up. Be confident. If you want motivation , Don't listen to videos only . Take it with grain of salt. Even what I said , don't listen to me, Choose your own way of rephrasing them in a way that helps you. Like always analyse advice and see if it's actually good. There are time Giving up is important because , you can't waste too much time and there are times it's wrong. Quotes contradict each other sometimes. You choose your way.

[@blake8640]

Penguinz0: KZbin Gurus Are Useless Blender Guru: Hold my donut

[@Manienormae]

tf is guru

[@d3athstrok317]

I remember this guy who talks about how he had to scrap by with money and worked a part time job as an adult while studying to be an anesthesiologist using only 2 textbooks. He talks about how spending money on other programs with a bunch of textbooks and teachers do nothing for you. Then he proceeds to present his program with his books that do something for you.

[@losgatos19]

0:29 teachers assigning homework

[@MemeL0rd13]

Every Muslim waking up for Fajr: "Billionare"

[@theunknowman12]

And its ramadhan right now so all of those muslim must be billionare right now

[@MemeL0rd13]

billionaire x 30 lol

[@davidhowell1415]

2:32 also sounds like when I’m hammered and hitting the zone on apex at 3am 🤷‍♂️

[@yumibro8121]

I recommend looking into Tony Robbins. His seminars cost thousands while a “platinum membership” costs tens of thousands per year. Workers are mostly volunteers and there are even youth seminars. His seminars are known to be 10+ hours long a day. On top of this there is a lack of breaks, purposely freezing rooms, and a constant level of high-energy intensity that is meant to “break you down to build you up”. At some people walk on hot coals at the end of his workshops. He has a Netflix special called “I’m Not Your Guru”. He takes self help to an extreme. Growing up with his teachings as rules made for an interesting childhood.

[@jackdaniel3135]

This reminds me of the “Healing Sounds” videos that are just some smooth synth sounds but gets sold to you like it’s gonna give you the greatest immune system of all time.

[@colonelb]

The thing that self help advice neglects is HOW MUCH it helps. Giving benefit of the doubt that maybe for some strange reason getting up at 4am or doing weird breathing does increase your likelihood of success, but if it's only by 0.00000000000000000001% then even if it works who the hell cares?

[@Megenos]

Hello Succeed.

[@deeno9804]

It's a waste of time. Instead of watching this BS you should use that time. Exercise, learn a language or do something like that.

[@colonelb]

@@deeno9804 Yeah exactly - it ties into a psychological phenomenon where people look for the easy things to do or care about rather than put the work into the difficult things that would actually make a difference so they can feel good about progress w/o feeling bad about ignoring the obvious. "I eat all organic!", "yeah but you also do heroin", lol

[@thatonewabbit]

I see so many of these posts on social media about how "successful people wake up at 4am" as well. I wake up at 4:45am to go to work......*checks bank account*.... definitely not a millionaire

[@Joeligma69420]

Working in the military and often waking up at 4 am just makes me angry and questioning my life choices 0 profound learning, just despair and regret

[@MDobri-sy1ce]

It seems like every guy in their 20's on KZbin is some kind of "guru." Like, Fitness, Lifestyle, Finance, or Language. I was a guy in my 20s, and TRUST ME! The person, I am in my 30's is almost completely different.

[@justsomeguysittingonacouch7071]

2:10 the subtitle is Indonesian, caught me off guard

[@James-vc1kc]

On “you can wake up at 4am and be a loser,” I knew someone who woke up at 4am everyday. What’d he do when he got up? Logged on to RuneScape to do his magic tree run. Had to reach 3 runs a day somehow.

[@yamchayaku]

"You can still work at 4am and still be a loser" This was me when I worked in the tech industry and drank the kool aid. High pay... But also in a high cost of living area and a lot expenses on transportation. With the amount left over going straight to the 401k after food, water and utilities, the amount put in will never be enough to retire on, and the growth rate is laughable.

[@rwnah]

Charlie teleported back to his old room. The only theory to explain this is the other one blew up. You can't argue with this point, its true.

[@sadiethegreat]

the room got too moist

[@MadDawg-ni6ks]

KZbin has just turned into a huge sellout platform I promise

[@Stratiis]

Seriously

[@NatLeRat]

I woke up at 4am for a few months last year, and all it did was force me to spend less time with my family, which honestly made me really sad

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

No matter what Era you live in, there will always be Snake Oil Salesmen.

[@jonathanproulxrobin2650]

The guts is actually ''the second brain'' which is called ENS (enteric nervous system). It is because you actually have millions of nerve cells in your gut. It's legit medicine lol.

[@MongoIsFree]

Cringe

[@juliee593]

It exists but it doesn't really help with cognition. ENS only regulates the activity of your brain, it's not some magic second brain that will make you super smart like einstein or whatever. The nerve cells in ENS are not for cognitive function but for digestive regulation.

[@hero9402]

Charlie's titles should be compiled and written in a book called "universal facts"

[@bane2201]

It'll be called The Bible 2: Jesus Boogaloo.

[@ohnoesgoes]

C'mon Charlie, KZbin Guru's aren't useless...you can laugh at them and their advice lol

[@Zoomer_Boi]

True

[@DefeaterMann]

READ MY NAME! !

[@JohnPerry27]

But there's funnier content that won't simultaneously anger you so unfortunately we're back at square one.

[@matthewhalo1799]

Money doesn’t buy happiness It buys things that make you happy

[@mysticjonn1292]

You know what else is useless? TikTok mediums who pay people to "talk" to the deceased

[@littlemoth4956]

You mean mediums period right? I don't know about you but I've seen one or two that existed before TikTok...

[@saintwumples4403]

I’ve met a “mind reader” but he gets a pass since he was also a magician and used the basic vague tactics to add immersion to his trick. Even though his mind reading was wrong he still did an awesome trick

[@solarstrike33]

Oh god, séances are back? Houdini’s rolling in his grave…

[@if7723]

@@solarstrike33 Please, its Houdini. He broke out of his grave and replaced the body with statue.

[@mellak915]

My boyfriend's dad listens to this stuff everyday and calls it his therapy. He loves to tell me that this is way more useful than what I do as an actual clinical psychologist 😂

[@juliee593]

Don't you love it when you're getting a scientific degree and some 50 year old who never even heard of the scientific method and believes in homeopathy calls all your knowledge bullshit?

[@moatasemkassab4517]

I think what he's saying is bullshit, but you gotta admit therapists these days are bad and care more about money.

[@mellak915]

@@moatasemkassab4517 Gee, thanks 😂

[@moatasemkassab4517]

@@mellak915 My pleasure lol

[@gallaxseizor9216]

If it helps him positively, then there is no harm, even though it is bullshit, isn't that the point of therapy.

[@eldritchbeluga9277]

Nah, Blender Guru is the reason im gonna be a famous 3d Artist. Believe it!

[@mattm9396]

Is there even one “famous” 3D artist?

[@boobgoogler]

@@mattm9396 beeple making 69 million dollars from an nft 🗿

[@eldritchbeluga9277]

@@mattm9396 They're pretty famous in the porn industry so yeah I guess

[@james14294]

Purchased my job, quit my suit, hit a dog, bought the gym, got a crystal! Nailed it

[@AirCatcher]

It's true, i have been waking up at 4:00AM for the past 2 years, And i'm still a massive loser

[@viktordoe1636]

Because you forgot about the cold showers bro! You must take cold showers, besides waking up early...

[@Coffin17I]

You aren't affirming hard enough peasant.

[@AirCatcher]

@@viktordoe1636 oh i forgot about that step..

[@phrog849]

2:58 well that is actually fairly true, its not arbitrary, sleep is based on the Circadian rhythm which doesn't really care when you fall asleep on a particular night.

[@SikhLP]

As a Punjabi person, I've always hated how the western world took the name and meaning behind Guru and completely ruined it! Since the 2000s, shit like Love Gurus, Help Gurus, all those things have come to be and my god they are all garbage and dont actually do anything

[@mgkbeats]

And they all eat meat out here🤣🤣

[@Bread-nx9fo]

the money video comments remind me of Mr Krabs. "Sir, why did you open up a second store right next to this one?" "MONEY" that's literally all they talk about

[@soupysop]

twilight charlie is gone, the moist man is back

[@boobgoogler]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I’m in your house right now

[@StewHeisenberg]

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Im looking at you right now

[@MeelogMalterion]

0:35 woah woah woah no need to Bring a Jojo character into this calm down

[@MoguBro]

Here’s Jesus, the biggest KZbin Guru, proving that he himself is useless, he has ascended

[@DoMa94]

DAE CHARLIE IS JESUS BECAUSE LONG HAIR GET IT GUYS XDDDDDDDDD

[@MoguBro]

@@noescape2268 he’s being an 8 year old child

[@xrenegade87xchannel88]

what's even worse is if you were to lookup on youtube how to make money online you will see an endless amount of videos saying stuff like "how to make 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars per milisecond by staring at a wall" and it's obviously all a bunch of over-exaggerated bs that probably makes you 10 dollars per day at most

[@razielviniegra7484]

He really must’ve activated his second brain cause he really just said “that’s it” instead of “that’s about it”🤯