[YTP] The 80s come back for more revenge

The audio was so hideous that I gave up. On the plus side, the visuals are an abomination.

[@WhyWhyZedSplt]

If an Egg McMuffin sounds good to you, you're wasted.

[@Wavemaninawe]

As long as youre able to hear that tOOt on toast, i think youll be fine.

[@masonsykes2240]

True dat

[@lemonbirdo1353]

I thought she said racist

[@phantomkat6633]

She aint lying

[@mixamusfronca]

Lemon Birdo same

[@MrRickypt]

I died at "84 Fuckerbird Transvestite". Someone pay the funeral.

[@AlanPalgut]

California sucks.

[@matthewowens455]

trans ma'am

[@dougbennett8592]

"Hey! What kind of car is that?" Why, it's the '84 Fuckerbird Transvestite.

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Yes!! Someone has to pay for that shit 😂👍

[@JimWhitakerMusic]

When you need parts for the Fuckerbird, just remember there’s another SaaS at CHieCH!!

[@WeaselKing1000]

'Las Vegas. Get out.' Never really caught on as a tourism slogan, unfortunately.

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

Neither did "California sucks" too lol! 😂😆

[@artistwithouttalent]

Honestly the actual commercial isn't much better. They ran it when several unions were striking to reassure the Californians who give them money that, "Yes, we're open, please cross the picket line," and union-busting is never a good thing to run an ad campaign.

[@florianlassnig9769]

„If an egg McMuffin sounds good to you, you are wasted.“ That‘s actually true lol

[@kennyhayesmusic7499]

😆I had the same thought

[@mint3465]

"Fuck me." "How much?" "79 cents"

[@frosty345]

Willow Wisp YOU PAY!

[@TheNewOrchestra]

I've always wanted to know the difference between splalps and speezy-poos. Thank you for this valuable information.

[@bjnartowt]

The difference is that pooing can destroy the testicles.

[@RT-qd8yl]

i call my pupper speezy-poos sometimes :3

[@tyjuarez]

ANNOUNCER: "You can _cram it._ And knowing you, you probably will!" ACTOR: *Shit-eating grin*

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Trans-MaaM. Only from Pontiac-iac-cac."

[@tyjuarez]

​​@@richardgadberry8398"California Sucks!" as a trans ma'am from california, i can't relate harder.

[@lars1588]

YTPs hold up surprisingly well six years later.

[@MustraOrdo]

Make that 9 lol

[@lars1588]

@@MustraOrdo Thanks for replying to a three year old comment lol.

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@lars1588 there's always someone

[@TheLastestYo-KaiWatchFan9001]

Still good in 2024!

[@alchemist889]

Trans mam... Only from Pontiac!

[@andrewwilliams1857]

Yack...

[@netako]

Cac. California sucks.

[@getreal5265]

@@netako The's another SaaaS

[@poble]

@@getreal5265 at chich

[@j2simpso]

California sucks!

[@RetroVGN]

Inspector Gadget tells you to pay for the Groceries.

[@gerryjr6490]

Go go get my wallet

[@michaellechite]

Blended with staples. 100% nasty

[@getreal5265]

**K**

[@poly_g6068]

"I recommend suicide to lose weight, now THAT's a recommendation you can trust." She's speaking nothing but facts

[@kd4pba]

That lady died.

[@Grellman]

2:37 You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear Don Adams say "yay". The ending to this poop really made my day....yay.

[@Those2menoverthere]

... lol

[@thegreat1009]

But aren't you going to buy the new Trans-MaM

[@Hectotane]

RIP Don Adams. :( RIP Las Vegas RIP Pontiac cac LONG LIVE McDonald's SaS McSaS McSauaS SaS McEggMcSandwich!

[@j2simpso]

It's the added SUS that keeps the McSus alive! 🤣

[@gerryjr6490]

Don Adams: I'm going to miss him 😞 The city that never sleeps: Still alive and kicking 🙂 Pontiac car: Same thing as Los Vegas 🙂

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

You mean the Trans Ma'am right?

[@travisdelee8647]

I have to keep coming back for the Transvestite. I say this phrase out loud at work over and over in the "voice". They think I'm insane. I think their an 84 Pontiac Fuckerbird Transvestite. They can cram it,and knowing them they probably will. PoNtIaAaAaAaAac!

[@BossDrSample]

Trans-MaM

[@bjnartowt]

+Travis Lee haha!

[@FartOfAsspiration]

---yak ---cack CALIFORNIA SUCKS

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Travis Lee I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that with great ytp quotes

[@ernestcruz6316]

Come for the transvestite, stay for Inspector Gadget...

[@soapie-]

From Pontiac comes the 84' Fuckerbird Trans-Vestite, You can cram it and knowing you, you probably will, Trans-Mam only from Pontiac, Yak, Cak, California SuS.

[@matthewowens455]

Devin Hanson trans ma'am

[@DaThings]

0:40 The name's buster! Buster Ballz!

[@noisepuppet]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[@kingpolo3829]

Sus

[@DaveTypeII]

Now we know how he got his name. It seems he discovered that pooing destroys testicles.

[@jackiehopson4881]

Da things 1 Heyyyy!!!!!

[@GolemAvalanche]

JackMcQuack Not only is he a renowned expert on titties, but he's also educated in the field of testicles. The man is incredible.

[@spindalis79]

So I was doing some grocery shopping today and saw that the "Tree Top" brand of juice still exists. I could not help but envision this KZbin poop and nearly started laughing when thinking of the construction guy sticking out his tongue repeatedly. Thanks noisepuppet!

[@I_am_Mic]

is it true that they are blended with staples? and also 100% nasty?

[@nothingmaster9432]

Can confirm that Egg McMuffins sound really good when you're wasted. I always eat them after drinking all night.

[@shawnfields2369]

That makes sense.

[@Mrevits78]

HAHAHAHAAAA!!! "The '84 Fuckerbird. You can cram it, and knowing you...you probably will." Holy shit, coupled with that douchebag's face, I damn near shit my pants laughing.

[@ariepollak2630]

Fuckerbird Transvestite.*

[@bunjier4041]

Goddamn that had me rolling too. I can’t even think about it without having to suppress laughter.

[@tncorgi92]

I want an '84 Fuckerbird Trans X.

[@SynysterShadow]

"The Pontiac Fuckerbird Trans Maam" LOL xDDD

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The 84 Fuckerbird transvestite.

[@getreal5265]

@mary carr Trans maam, Only from Pontaic

[@poble]

california sucks

[@TokenFanatic]

Pontiac "California Sux" ... im ded 😅

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

♫ There's another SAAS at Chiech ♫ (that always seems to get me)

[@PolishRatEuropean]

Ah. Ah-achtk-a. Achtk-a-latch-ka. Achtk-a-lo-wala-latchka. Achtk-a-lo-wa-ly-nyo-atchka. (2:21-2:27)

[@PolishRatEuropean]

***** It's incredibly fucking hilarious.

[@netako]

Autobots, autobots, autobots.

[@spindalis79]

Sounds like that could be a river in Georgia or the Florida panhandle region.

[@zenergetic_8299]

This has me dying

[@gerryjr6490]

@@netako Transform and roll out

[@johnreece8102]

I'm currently saving money to buy an 1984 fucker bird tranvestite!!!

[@masonsykes2240]

Yeah, clASSic cocks are the best. I own a 69 ChevvehC Mario Ass myself.

[@ianmichalski7997]

John Reece Bear in mind that instead of regular gasoline they run on SOS.

[@FartOfAsspiration]

I only have enough to rent a horse.

[@ierdnaierdna2500]

You can cram it. And knowing you, you probably will.

[@Continuum1]

Transmam

[@richardgadberry8398]

Las Vegas. Get out

[@leejones5026]

I lost it at the worker licking his tongue out

[@bachaddict]

Had an exam the other day and "Ah. Ah-achtk-a. Achtk-a-latch-ka. Achtk-a-lo-wala-latchka. Achtk-a-lo-wa-ly-nyo-atchka." playing in my head got me through it!

[@bjnartowt]

I believe it. noisepuppet's funniest YTP moments got me through grad school.

[@PolishRatEuropean]

AUTOBOTS, AUTOBOTS, AUTOBOTS, AUTOBOTS!

[@wiltedsys]

i gotta say, "84 fuckerbird transvestite" took me out instantly

[@RabidLeroy]

1:33 “Blended with staples, 100% nasty.”

[@kinoszoros]

🎵 *"K"* 🎵

[@onepiece430]

The Pontiac made my day

[@shawnfields266]

One piece430 Yay.

[@maverickREAL]

The "toot on toast" line is so satisfying.

[@wilberforce95]

Jojna bears a suspicious resemblance to Buster Balz.

[@tomahzo]

1:54 : K...?? :D :D

[@987computer]

Alternate YTP title: the 80s with a vengeance

[@mackmcmillan9905]

That Dexatrim shit WAS a killer, too! I was born in the 80s and diet pills were NO joke back then. Damn near OTC meth!

[@5roundsrapid263]

I think several sitcoms did a “very special episode” about that stuff. I know Saved by the Bell did.

[@mackmcmillan9905]

@@5roundsrapid263 Jessie's "I'm So Excited" moment. I remember it well!

[@dodecahedron1]

the active ingredients in the pre-2000 formulations were ephedrine(heavily regulated in 2004 as a meth precursor due to its similarity to meth) and phenylpropanolamine(heavily regulated in 2000 for causing strokes and myocardial damage, even more heavily regulated in 2004 as a meth precursor, fully banned for non-veterinary uses in 2005)

[@BossDrSample]

Trans-mam

[@nitroedits2834]

Only...from Pontiac.

[@BossDrSample]

yak

[@nitroedits2834]

OfficerMarmalade Cac. California sucks!

[@BossDrSample]

THERE'S ANOTHER SAAS, AT CHEECH!

[@nitroedits2834]

woow, watchkaLOLakhctaw

[@DreQueary]

Nearly 10 years and all these videos are as funny as ever.

[@TheWestcoastrasta]

"If an egg McMuffin sounds good, you're Wasted". Pretty accurate😂. Listen to the sound of the toot 😁😂.

[@travisdelee8647]

Ahh yes. The 84 fuckerbird transvestite. The car for real men (see video.over and over and over and over)

[@AlanPalgut]

We can cram it, and knowing us, we probably will.

[@poble]

trans mam, only from pontiac iac cac california sucks

[@thegreat1009]

You could cram it and knowing you you probably will the trans ma'am

[@thegreat1009]

Laughing my fucking ass off laughing my fucking ass off laughing my fucking ass off this is absolute fucking humor sauce

[@mattski73]

Pooing can destroy the testicles.

[@j2simpso]

So can Dexatrim apparently! 🤣

[@ChrisNeufeldMusic]

0:26 WeW, we got... yikes! We got... sauce! We got the stuff! You kiss forty wages! Way-Way-Way!

[@KryptiikFoxx]

LAs Vegas......Get Out :)

[@charlesdoesmore5488]

Gay-Gay-Gay!

[@duncthomas3327]

Fucks sake... I have to go to hospital to have pasta surgically removed from my nasal cavity after I tried to eat some pasta and pest while watching this and I laughed so hard I fired a whole trottole up there instead of swallowing...

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Listen... to the sound of my TooT on toast! (Is that like Cake Farts?)

[@toofast4satan]

"I'm JoJ and I'm here to show you the difference between new SpLaaLs and these speezy-poos."

[@PenguinVideoStore]

Why is the suicidal pharmacist dressed like Tintin?

[@Grellman]

The main active ingredient would be dathings1.

[@masonsykes2240]

OMG she is! (dies)

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Sexatrim

[@justinmcgill4806]

That Pontiac is the greatest segment in any ytp ever 😂

[@I_am_Mic]

Idk why the word "broken testicles" made me laugh so much, was probably how he worded it

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

It's a masterful bit of sentence mixing.

[@Sheboobellach]

The Pontiac segment lmfaoooo

[@poble]

the '84 fuckerbird transvestite

[@tonyl6761]

Sweesiepoo is all I ever use in my hair

[@RoBKTATV]

LaS VeGaS Get out *Demonic noises*

[@AlecRozsa]

One of your best. All the classic ytp elements but done just right with your splalsh of originality...lilinality

[@howiesworld9056]

I'm fucking terrified of the 80's now.

[@Evertide05]

"Poon can destroy the testicles." I hear that.

[@shawnfields2369]

I heard that too.

[@mingtooter]

Pooing can destroy the testicles

[@solid_mario3496]

2:17 SO TRUE!

[@TheSepticFoundry]

Your 80's poops warm the shit out of my heart cockles.

[@TheVicious5150]

"California sucks" hahahaha

[@ericvulgate]

these get better over the years you've been posting them. dig it.

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

1:36 v a p o r w a v e

[@pabulum28]

Audio sounds fine in all honesty; I kind of like actually how the splices/distortions here actually make some of the commercials' melodies sound better (Tree Top Apple Juice and especially the Pontiac Thunderbird commercial are good examples of this).

[@TechnoCity93]

Remember kids "Poon can destroy the testicles".

[@PolishRatEuropean]

Pooing*-

[@Wavemaninawe]

Also, women eat testicles. Go gay. Its the only way.

[@FartOfAsspiration]

sexatrim

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Wabutan VX... mim

[@lukesylvester2022]

My favorite car is the pontiac 84 fuckerbird trans x

[@SimonTonekham]

Best part that is laughable - is at 2:19!

[@PolishRatEuropean]

OMG I know right. I couldn't stop. I almost died. xD

[@poble]

there's another sees

[@cjpwolf2436]

@@poble at chiefs!!!

[@cjpwolf2436]

@@poble kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGHPooyqpJyHgcU

[@youisiaint]

Blended with staples, 100% nasty.

[@BeamGuy694]

1:14 “One Capsule Only”. What A Waste Of Cardboard.

[@richardlong773]

Daily

[@charlesdoesmore5488]

Uhh, sir That's says daily

[@BeamGuy694]

@@charlesdoesmore5488 I don’t even remember making this comment

[@liliannakifflin6343]

I recommend suicide to lose weight?! Noise puppet will always be the master of YTPs!

[@daviel9431]

84 fuckerbird transvestite killed me

[@brandonolson8820]

'80s McDonald's gave free 69s with each food purchase... what a time to be alive.

[@p4tworld]

get out!

[@NEGT01]

Poops4theWorld Las Vegas! *Get out!*

[@dvl_crvckr]

I always watch it (poops), when im sad

[@DatFMEntertainment]

This video may have motivated me to buy one of those McD Olympic coffee cups from that exact time. Funny how YTPs do that to me (thonk)

[@nc3743]

You pay! Yay! Yeah who you?

[@nukecorruption]

Pontiac Fuckerbird lmao

[@samji_art]

I wish commercial breaks were like this in real life

[@bachaddict]

just woke up and feel like a toot on toast-t-t-t for breakfast

[@Cory_]

I'm 24 years old and the sentence "pooing can destroy the testicles" makes me laugh my ass off.

[@Jukka85]

Just so you know, this was made by a guy twice your age. I'm 38 and i'll never stop laughing at these 😉

[@jetvette66]

What is the meaning of "sus" in all of these gems?

[@noisepuppet]

jetvette66 It's more of a "form" thing than a "meaning" thing.

[@thegreat1009]

Its ytpanese

[@thegreat1009]

You have to learn the language buddy everyone has a hard time learning a new language

[@thegreat1009]

Celsius is the alternative to soy sauce

[@chenugent]

It doesn’t mean anything it just sounds funny, like pingas

[@FlanoMerkin]

1:19 i have replayed, and laughed till my abs hurt. Thank you noisepuppet, you are an amazing pooper. very much in the same vein as Krobo

[@FriendlyKat]

0:57-1:27 I lost it there. Then I started laughing harder the more I watched! XD

[@Wavemaninawe]

"Poon can destroy the testicles" If only i had recieved that cautionary dating advice, coming up as a young lad. Clearly i wasnt watching enough shampoo ads.

[@halopro8958]

Make another! This one was great.

[@oldeenglishd45]

What was that radio station that started with a K? Probably a great commercial. 😲

[@plasticweapon]

1:54-1:59 XD

[@derrickfoltz8555]

1:41 the transition to white looks creepy as hell

[@shawnfields2369]

It looked like the beta version for the song "Take On Me". There's a reason it was the beta version.

[@charlesdoesmore5488]

​@@shawnfields2369 K?

[@charlesdoesmore5488]

​@@shawnfields2369 K?

[@kishonna78]

I miss my childhood looking at these commercial. Aww the 80’S

[@Mattteus]

Las Vegas, get out... Hopefully before Double Down happens.

[@ther1rida]

This shit is GOLD.

[@olliestola5805]

PONTIAC! YACK! CACK!

[@thomasbaron5367]

you have killed me with laughter roflmao! 😂

[@nestor8369]

at 2:03 got me laughing hard instead of thunder bird its called Fucker bird 😂

[@JimWhitakerMusic]

Instead of *firebird Thunderbird is a Ford

[@Godzilla199yt]

Fuckerbird transvestite damn that's some car

[@AlanPalgut]

You can cram it, and knowing you, you probably will.

[@poble]

trans mam, only from pontiac

[@darksideoftoast]

2:33 that's an amazing edit.

[@confuseatronica]

aw, the pontiac firebird trans am, where the excitement REALLY begins

[@Rivemont]

i believe you have my staple juice.

[@AlanPalgut]

100% nasty

[@f0rm0r]

I prefer to watch noisepuppet's poops on a colour CRT, as they were clearly meant to be experienced.

[@FriendlyKat]

"Listen to the sound of our toot on toast" xD