Yu-Gi-Oh! GX- Season 1 Episode 36- Duel Distractions - Part 1

[@kuma9979]

Bastion opening his jacket up to reveal his cards like he's straped with C4 and ready to explode cracks me up everytime lmao

[@izzydominguezdakage1961]

“SUICIDE MISSION BITCHES”

[@agent8d235]

Lol

[@thecasualduelist]

Joker: Let's not blow this all out of proportion.

[@gamerboyva7755]

It’s amazing. When he first did it against Chaz, I thought he was boutta blow up the entire arena like “he can’t win if I blow this duel out of the water”

[@bobbi7990]

I really thought that this were C4 for a second🤣

[@BfordOfficial]

"Crowler what are you doing?" Crowler: "A man's work" Banner: "Man's work? Oh my... they must have really been running low on men." Oh the shade 🤣

[@michaelnally2841]

All that was missing was Crowler going “I heard that you imbecile!” Or something along those lines

[@geoffredston3523]

Me: Hey, Crowler. Need some aloe vera for that burn?🤣

[@phantom_mist1726]

Dude this is why I love the dub!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@johngancarcik5682]

That creased me still does 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

6:17 I mean, for someone working for the bad guys, she's actually a pretty reasonable person. Instead of enslaving or mind controlling anyone, she hired them as contract labor and provided payment as promised under the contract with no strings attached. Heck, I've known RL contract work that was more evil than this

[@spartan8090]

Frankly I'd work for her. I'm in contract work and frankly she's at least reasonable.

[@geoffredston3523]

Yeah. It's especially surprising because I was under the impression that amazons were misandric.

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@geoffredston3523 they still valued honor

[@Yamislittleangel55]

Banner: “A man’s work? They must be running short on men.” Me: Do you want some ice for that burn?

[@geoffredston3523]

Like, aloe vera?

[@itfigurescomics6704]

Yamislittleangel55 OH HO!!! 😂

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

Damn...

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

LOL

[@stevetalon]

Not even Deadpool would regenerate from THAT!

[@eliasbouchard6926]

I love the way everyone is wearing their school uniforms and Chazz is like F it. I will not wear that Slifer slime’s Colour! I’d really like to see Chazz finally wear that red blazer.

[@quintinmorse26]

black is really suit chazz better

[@Nyghtking]

It would probably look a lot like his obolisk blazer but red since thats sort of what his current black coat looks like, still would look cool though.

[@AmbroseVermillion]

@@NyghtkingI think only Obelisk blue blazers have those longer constant styles

[@Jotaro-o]

@@AmbroseVermillion true but this is Chazz, if he was forced to wear red he probably would pay the school off to make a special uniform for him. Like when he built that bigger room for himself.

[@alt0799]

I love how 4kids is known for their heavy censorship but straight up kept the fact that Bastion is supposedly attracted to a card depicting a girl who's like 6 years old.

[@achrefgaming3377]

maybe hes a loli

[@vape9546]

Yeah I was like shes a little girl dude

[@supersandwich8967]

@@vape9546 lol

[@duelistofawesome]

That's why i came to the comments

[@Alysa-Aiday]

Personally, I think White Magician Pikeru looks like a baby. Adorable, trust me!! 😄

[@gamerboyva7755]

Anyone else in love with the fact that bastion doesn’t use a set archetype, but cards based on science properties, like chemicals and magnets

[@KaiserVarius]

Yeah it is pretty neat.

[@blueeyeddrago3540]

Though his set up is accurate since you need multiple decks built.

[@Green24152]

If he was a character later on, he would have probably used Chemicritters.

[@demodemon8940]

His archetype is "I can teach a College level Course, *as a College Age Student*"

[@MrJapanUnderground]

Even though Konami not making a proper Water Dragon Deck and NEVER making the Fire Dragon a real card was an absolute drop.

[@KillaManReaper2]

Tanya's VA actually fits the character really well!

[@voltingmaster5458]

Especially since she also voiced Rouge the Bat.

[@e-star9967]

@@voltingmaster5458 Kathleen Delaney voices both of them. :)

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

It sure does. Say what you will about 4Kids, but they really nailed it in many of the dub voices.

[@YESICANSINGA]

​@@e-star9967AND Mai Valentine

[@darknight10000]

@@bobkolterjahn4266 Like Zane, Kaiba, and Yugi. All of their voices fit them perfectly.

[@nella544]

That moment you realise bastion is dueling to save his virginity

[@cojo_swamp_gaming388]

Hahahahahgaga

[@theanonymous940]

Andrew Nel omg ur right!

[@Lion09887]

LMAO your 100% right

[@vintageindy]

Jesus Christ this was an A+ comment.

[@nco3774]

Aren't we all?

[@purpleniightfall8974]

Poor bastion. easily one of my favorite characters from GX when it first started and then they turned him into a joke.

[@ProcyonDei]

At least he got snu snu after this.

[@xfighters3913]

yeah i agree with you there, they played him up a lot however after a while they just made him forgettable, i wish he had won more duels and used more of those plus minus monsters but oh well can;t have everything i guess.

[@PizzaRatJC]

He was born a posh shithead, he'll die a posh shithead

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Penn leaf yeah it’s really sad I love this guy

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Hattan AlShutaifi took the words right out of my mouth

[@akemithesamuraiofdawn3382]

Bastion: FBI OPEN UP

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Break It Down!

[@Kingkaiju05]

WHAT BASTIONS INTO LOLI!!!!!!

[@achrefgaming3377]

@@Kingkaiju05 he likes that loli card

[@39utopiaroots]

Anybody who watches little kuriboh watches gx knows LK is going to have a field day with this episode

[@stormshadowproductions1660]

Me

[@KaiserVarius]

Oh, indeed.

[@datboi9539]

Posh sh!thead!

[@Sukuun]

It really cheered him up :)

[@andrewpigram2942]

3:44 "I do have plans to play Solitaire with Thunder Nyan Nyan in 15".....any adult watching this with their children would have a right laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@Theonetruefinalboss]

Oh. OOOOOH. That joke totally flew over my head the first few times.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Even without kids it's still funny

[@RaxuRangerkingsChannel]

3:36 "I'm Chris Hansen with Duel Academy NBC, and we're doing a story on teenagers trying to meet underage cards. Why don't you take a seat in that shadow realm over there and prepare to duel?"

[@JGarrison51285]

Why did you drive all the way here? Bastion: I thought she was dark magician girl

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@@JGarrison51285: *Syrus:* "Hey! Dark Magician Girl's MY Card Crush, Bastion!" *Me:* *Shows Syrus the Dark Magician Girl the Dragon Knight card* *Syrus: Faints; smiling & with pink heart eyes*

[@Ahmed-xl9gx]

Jaden: Bastain is acting weird Cyrus: Love sure works In mysterious ways

[@Mannyindahouse]

Me: I second that, Sy.

[@danielweber2883]

Bastion: QUITE! I'M NOT IN LOVE!

[@inesatt1313]

Quite the wisemans

[@callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543]

hold on that was astral's quote

[@inesatt1313]

@@callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543 How it transcended greatly

[@horacioderpington5698]

Moving to a wondrous place full of thicc amazoness chiccs who haven't ever seen a man before if you lose? I'd have lost by turn 3.

[@gabbywana8657]

I would forfeited immediately I heard the getting married to her part 😁😂😂

[@bubuaction5837]

@@gabbywana8657 an entire harem and a perfect life....yea thats sounds good but winning a duel sounds better

[@mjgates]

well do think of this they are warrior women who can fight, have muscles, and dominate the society so basically you won't have any power or say so

[@Dreday-dp1jp]

I would have forfeited

[@zachsmith1255]

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[@harelshenkman1]

Kaiba has a crush card too, crush card virus just kidding, blue eyes of course

[@geoffredston3523]

Ya mean "Blue Eyes Maiden", right?

[@harelshenkman1]

@@geoffredston3523 no... "blue eyes white dragon" :)

[@ProcyonDei]

Is that why it's white?

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

@@ProcyonDei LMFAOOOO

[@kefkarothsephka7708]

@@harelshenkman1 watch yu-gay-oh and u will know about kaiba's blue eyes "crush" card alright... AND A CHARIZARD!

[@varietygameplayandmore8189]

I would have liked to see all of Bastion's decks.

[@xfighters3913]

yeah i agree, even his earth minus plus deck if they had expanded on that concept it would of been really cool.

[@KevinLopez-fm9kz]

Fr all those decks and he only showed up two

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

Well since all of his decks are science themed with his water deck being bonding of elements and his Earth deck being the ionic charge of elements, then I’d believe his other 4 decks would follow a similar trend. Just as an idea Fire- melting point of elements where he utilizes the metallic periodic elements and uses a field spell where the temperature rises and certain monsters can survive as their melting point are high enough to resist heat Wind- life forms. Note that Oxygeddon is a wind attribute which could also play to some more bonding, but instead it relates to pure winds with it being a more natural change without a bonding gimmick as many elements like carbon and helium have low melting points so they exist as gases. Light/Dark-I feel like these decks could have been used in season 2 and 3 with the over usage of light and dark in those storylines, but should we go with a scientific approach I feel like they could be one deck. Here’s the thing, light is an offset part of energy, so this deck’s gimmick could be that all monsters are dark attributed as that’s what things originated from, but upon an energy release card it’ll turn into a light attribute monster. Just my ideas of what his other decks would have been.

[@HeartYgo]

I m sure Tanya saw all his decks

[@psychoticpurse6579]

@@firewolf950tfwgaming7 good ideas. We're still missing 1 deck though

[@GigaStink]

LittleKuriboh is going to love this one.

[@kanevivi]

Oh yeah.. I can't wait.

[@maxleon9836]

Hell yeah lol

[@GigaStink]

Henlo weeb

[@GigaStink]

Henlo you STINKY weeb

[@alexgamer1556]

@@darkyumenine729 Get a room you two

[@wedgeheelshunterlegend2654]

Gotta admit it was really funny bastion uses barrel dragon to wake up the guys still cracks me up every time I rewatch

[@johngancarcik5682]

Who wouldn't use it for that exact reason

[@iloveanime8256]

Bastion use to be a great duellist too bad they nerfed him lol

[@yoloafhyeb3367]

Like what kind of nerfing??

[@arandurandaer1972]

He turned into the teacher responsible for his dorm XD the one who’s not as noticeable.

[@SabeNo-rh7mb]

"Bastion: No! Get out! I'm above all this!" Poor dude's finding out the hard way that sanity won't get you very far in this sort of show. Won't last very long either.

[@d.danger4335]

Jiraiya Sensei I had to chose from losing my soul to forced marriage, I would rather live than dying

[@amogusguy1520]

They took his plot armor

[@quintinmorse26]

I like the part where bastion use barrel dragon to wake up jaden, Cyrus, and chumley. 2:06

[@conorfrost6866]

You know for a Japanese, bastion sounds awfully British.

[@keelumbra1640]

Well It's not The thing is in Japan But then the English version is voices from America So someone Enron Britain could be working there

[@Lasherluke]

he is voiced by the same guy who voices kaiba.

[@_renmaru_]

Conor Frost its Bakora's son :O XD Nope

[@sourpower1228]

Conor Frost he is british u moron

[@KillerBlaze]

S_ Hussain4646 his last name implies it I think

[@supremeking1730]

I don't what's funnier, the shade Banner throws at Crowler, or that the moment he does is the most rewatched in this episode. Also, I can't believe it took me until just now to realize Bastion's VA is the same as James from the earlier seasons of Pokemon. Also, something else I think is interesting, Eric Stuart also did the english voice of Dr. Z from Dinosaur King, which I just think is neat because of Bastion's chemical dinosaurs.

[@alanabillybobit7171]

Should also mention that he's Kaiba from... ya know, OG yugioh AND Brock from pokemon

[@JmanKO97]

8:25 Bastian's "oooh" is the funniest reaction that I have ever heard from a Yugioh character

[@dogepin1640]

I love how bastion woke them up

[@Washingtub-senpai]

dakota krueger, that’s getting out with a bang.....

[@steveoo6715]

dakota krueger I think using water dragon would have been just as funny xD

[@123mubzi5]

Next time he should snap all their necks

[@chibiprussia5574]

Me too lmao

[@Lion09887]

Kaiba would use his blue eyes on them

[@ElessarMMA]

Bastion lewded the lolli's just a little bit too hard. He should have known the risks...

[@benwasserman8223]

Given how he remained with Tanya in the spirit world after Season 3, it's safe to assume Bastion got married or something

[@NotSL0TH17]

I wonder what bastion’s doing now???

[@NotSL0TH17]

He’s saving sex with her isn’t he

[@king_noahthe3671]

I think so to

[@danieloleszek4280]

@@NotSL0TH17 I think you meant to type having my friend

[@iainhansen1047]

Ben Wasserman he married a tiger?

[@jpblack2148]

Tanya be like: I activate my trap card! SNU SNU!

[@okami-rose803]

JP BLACK Good reference 👍

[@whateveryouneed4858]

Poor Bastion if that's really a *trap* card...

[@Nickster891]

jayden: wait you can't say that on yugioh tanya: why cause you can't handle my hotness bastian: no CAUSE IT'S A KIDS SHOW IT'S AGAINST THE RULES tanya: SCREW THE RULES I'M HOT * meanwhile somewhere else * abridged kaiba: * screams *

[@kefkarothsephka7708]

hahaha good one

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

JP BLACK DEATH! BY SNU SNU!

[@Darkstar263]

I find it ironic that Bastion was using a Magnet deck and ended up falling for Tania.

[@Mannyindahouse]

Aw yeah

[@Need_RnR]

**Opposites* can attract ... Lol

[@EvanPlaysPc]

Damn, shadow riders got so goofy after Camilla

[@Washingtub-senpai]

EvanPlaysPc Great; first Camilla chases Zane, now this chick chases Bastion............what’s next, Dark Magician Girl chases Syrus???

[@DustysGamingFamily]

@@Washingtub-senpai keep talking and it might happen. 😂😂😂

[@Washingtub-senpai]

@@DustysGamingFamily I spoke too soon

[@shiningwizard6963]

@@Washingtub-senpai Next, Blue eyes white dragon chase Chaz---OH, WAIT

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Jose Hernandez LMAOO

[@gamerookie09]

This is what I call character Assassination. Lol Bastion was never the same after this. 😂

[@leonardowickman57]

Lets be honest. No one would be the same after dealing with a woman like this.

[@majorleaguezombie796]

yeah. and besides, it's at least better than what happened with the Society of Lighy. MFer never dueled once after he got brainwashed and joined, then just disappeared.

[@szabok1999]

​@@majorleaguezombie796 Then showed up again in season 3, no one even remembered the poor guy and he once again contributed nothing to the plot. I can't even remember if he appears in season 4

[@majorleaguezombie796]

@@szabok1999 he does, but once again, i'm pretty sure he's stuck in the background to make way fo the new characters in season 4, along with Chazz and Astor helping more than the others. Zane doesn't even appear much in season 4.

[@michaelnally2841]

Sad how Bastion went from one of the more interesting characters in this series to one that might as well have disappeared.

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

Tanya chooses Bastion Jaden:well can t duel them all Me:Are you sure ? Because İf I remember correctly You beat at least 5 of the seven shadow riders and beat their leader after

[@inesatt1313]

I love Tania's voice so much so sweet yet so rough For a strong 💪 willed and scary Amazoness, she is bubbly and feminine Talk about awkward and unexpected

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Shame it was changed in her last couple of appearances in the Yubel arc.

[@inesatt1313]

@@bobkolterjahn4266 No it was the same you didn't recognize Kathleen's change of tone that's all

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

@@inesatt1313 No, she was replaced in episode 148. You can definitely hear the difference.

[@inesatt1313]

@@bobkolterjahn4266 I see

[@dragonMaster24921]

Then you remember it's rouge the bat from Sonic x

[@androsram641]

Well, Crowler's sexuality was confirmed in this episode. At least... part of it😂.

[@davidhong1934]

That's doctor Crowler to you!

[@chandlermarion1019]

In the episode a dule in love he says I'm not a boy I'm a man then he runs away

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

andros ram its ancient gear golem

[@ANZalliance]

Replaying spirit caller over and over again and reliving the childhood with these episodes is just the best!

[@kazukiishimura3972]

1:58　"Here comes Barrel Dragon!" 6:29　A cut scene from dub is that Crowler asked "What about me?" Then Tania answered that he's disgusting so she won't Crowler one, then Tania's pet tiger scared him to make him run away

[@hwadamit7374]

I love that Banner Being a Shadow rider helped Jaden and his friends which showed that His students comes Before Shadow riders

[@chertikinamoto]

Autistic Gamer Well that or he’s super committed to his role

[@MDPVIDEOS-yp1zv]

bastions getting lucky tonight XD

[@davidhong1934]

To be honest, I sort of feel as if all of these duels happen within a few hours of each other, at most

[@rokechikan4481]

MDP VIDEOS12345 He’s 15?

[@6em974]

I'd lose so fast. Bastion's wilding

[@welshviking795]

Also picks the deck of knowledge and complains about being out smarted and the logic goes out the window

[@andydjietror8149]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏 good one

[@Craftysage72]

Sup

[@33dbz]

He thought his knowledge was stronger, and that might have been the case, he just got distracted...and I...can’t blame him lol

[@okami-rose803]

Wait he has a crush on a little girl card?

[@androzani84productions85]

Okami-Rose trust me, any human card relationship will be like this. The card spirits are all 5000 years old at the most.

[@AB-J]

Okami-Rose he's prolly going crazy

[@Washingtub-senpai]

Okami-Rose oh my god.......bastion like lolis!!!

[@ralph4415]

It's Japan my dude, they're all pedos, I mean look at all the comments about Alexis, shes only 15 and nearly everyone watching this wants to bang her

[@Washingtub-senpai]

@@ralph4415 , well I don't blame them. I would too, he's so sexy..........too bad she's a prick.

[@SloppyPuppy]

The episode when we learn that Bastion is into lolicon

[@emmanuelcrichton7736]

Yep. Bastion's into Loli stuff

[@dracojensei1141]

What that

[@masterrook5230]

Right. Legit like wtf lol.

[@imjoesan]

😂😂😂

[@SilverGuy-v2]

He is then also into big mommy gfs.

[@rampagephoenix1735]

I think it was implied that after Bastion lost, he got laid. Lucky.

[@29jemo]

Just watch the next episode. They say dueling, but we all know what was going on.

[@xxshadowdevilx527]

Real question is......who was the man🤔

[@KingDusk278]

We all know he was a one shot wonder. She dumped him after the first night and then Jaden came in to tame her and got her to behave.

[@denisibriks9768]

You guys know you are talking about Tiger the animal turn into woman right did you watch this when it was on tv and also dark magician girl is hotter then her lol

[@SamCaiman14]

@@denisibriks9768 "also dark magician girl is hotter then her lol" No, she isn't.

[@jjoploo]

3:08 all those cards? Jaden has a crush on his elemental heroes confirmed

[@carlycarmine3858]

Only Burstinatrix, because all the other ones are dudes

[@TheKpa11]

It’s obviously winged kuriboh

[@lainhikaru5657]

​@@carlycarmine3858Considering who Yubel is I'd say Jayden is a bi-king though 😂

[@javierecordovas.4345]

@@carlycarmine3858Jaden can also have a crush on the male elemental heros if he wants to 🙂

[@roninwarriorsfan]

I wish we got these magnet warriors Edit: since Bastion was shown to use Barrel Dragon, it most likely belongs to his dark deck, and that means that deck could possibly be based on mechanicle engineering

[@Supreme-AMVs]

when you realise Syrus putting on a duel disk that is half the size of him.

[@ToadallyNormal]

That duel exercise he was making them do really helps

[@Alysa-Aiday]

8:26 *Tania:* "It's like this: My tribe are all women. So to marry, I have to shop around" *Bastion:* "TO MARRY!?!" *Me:* "I *KNEW* SHE WAS A GERUDO!!!!"

[@shauljonah6955]

Depending on age difference she would be a cougar to him if say she is 30 and he is 16. My guess yeah.

[@dancorneanu9144]

@@shauljonah6955 Isn't she a spirit from cards? Those can be anywhere from a few minutes old to thousands of years old. And I presume there are multiple of one. In this case she would be way older than 30.

[@shauljonah6955]

@@dancorneanu9144 just saying roughly. Because it would be more creepy if its older than 100 years But okay 1000 years or more.

[@Alysa-Aiday]

@Shaul Jonah @dan corneanu You both missed the point! *RIGHT* over your heads!!! It. Was. A! JOKE!!!

[@thanos4769]

19:10 lol Bastion's key pays respect to him for losing the duel XD

[@elscourou6654]

solitaire ey? sure thing Syrus, sure thing. lol. also, i swear Bastion's guilty pleasure card crush was a little girl!? that does NOT look like a teenager..

[@TornadoZX825]

*H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M*

[@Carlitonsp1]

Weird how they edited the Amazoness monsters, but forgot to edit Dian Keto.

[@samuelsams614]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@Outlawtotheend]

Isn't dian keto a guy??

[@alexvincze4890]

Bastion is definetly on a watchlist after this episode

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

Judging how he was reacting towards Tania now, I think it’s safe to assume that he abandoned his card crush💀😭

[@SabeNo-rh7mb]

13:03 Poor dude doesn't realize what kind of setting he's in. The "only sane man" shtick doesn't last long in these sort of shows.

[@jakeproven256]

You can tell Eric Stuart was having a blast while recording Bastions dialouge for this two parter.

[@chasgalaxy6721]

How many Duelist copied decks from the original... so far we've had a Red eyes and Amazon deck copies

[@jpblack2148]

Chaos Galaxy well that's not strictly true. Mai used some Amazoness cards but they were mixed in with her Harpies. Joey used red eyes but he used maybe 6 cards as support for it so these archetypes weren't properly explored or developed until the GX era

[@chasgalaxy6721]

JP BLACK True

[@Bj1596]

Chaos Galaxy yugi and kaibas too

[@HeartYgo]

yugioh vrains: revolver: .... I use mirror force

[@darkhomunculus6431]

The cards to be printed are: Conduction Warrior Linear Magnum ± (monster), Magnet Warrior Ω－ (monster), Magnet Warrior Σ－ (monster), Magnet Conductor Plus (spell), Power Off (spell), Magnet Force Minus (trap), One Hundred Thousand Gauss (trap), Pride of Tribe (trap), Koala March (spell), Amorphous Barrier (trap) and Last Magnet (trap)

[@brawl2063]

I actually forgot about the magnets warriors

[@Dreday-dp1jp]

Banner is a shadow rider.... I see all the hints

[@kfoley2093]

Actualy I think he is a duel card spirit

[@markmorales7958]

7:49 "I fail to see the problem, I have two hands" -Littlekuriboh

[@Gevaudan1471]

> "You go girl!" > "Well don't do me any favors." Typical.

[@ericdalhoff3507]

*5:55**-Kathleen Delaney, the voice of Rouge, is ALSO the voice of Tania! ROUGE THE BAT!!* *8:37**-Yu-Gi-Oh! series VS Sonic X Duel: Seto Kaiba VS. Rouge the Bat!* 19:23 and 19:28-What a dastardly deception! Using a tiger to chase away Bastion's friends, so that no one can saved? I can't stand cheaters! *19:47**-Jaden breaks the fourth wall when he shout "This isn't over!", right when the "To be continued..." subtitles appeared.* It's never over when Jaden's involved. It never is. You can tell from the tone and look on his face that he's mad.

[@pablolarahernandez2666]

If bastion was voiced by dan Green It would be Rouge vs Knuckles

[@ericdalhoff3507]

@@pablolarahernandez2666 You wish.

[@ericdalhoff3507]

@@pablolarahernandez2666 It's NEVER over when Jaden's involved. It NEVER is. You can tell from the tone and look on his face that he's mad.

[@ofentsemampe9182]

bastion dueling while blushing kills me to death

[@The_Chateau]

The hell? They used the uncensored card art for this episode?

[@eddysegafan6655]

Ikr? Lol I'm glad someone else noticed too

[@The_Chateau]

Ur Ded in the beginning, Syrus and Chumley’s card crushes. Dian Keto the Cure Master and Thunder Cat Nyan Nyan.

[@33dbz]

Guess they wanted to get there point across of the whole card crush thing lol. Glad I don’t have that.......seriously I don’t.......Oh yes injection fairy lily, inject me some more!!!!!!!!! Lol

[@KyuShiro17]

1 2..draw! 1 2..draw! Never gets old :)

[@johnbakasmoothhotchocolate]

QueenAlexis beautiful name

[@quintinmorse26]

I agree

[@14mespider9]

Me seeing Tania for the first time: "I think I just found my new waifu."

[@Not_N1dza]

Same bro

[@TheSinofnuts21]

@@Not_N1dza yep

[@BlackRose-rp7kv]

More like she found you and now you are her new waifu

[@BluntlyBean]

​@@BlackRose-rp7kvthis was funnier than it should be 😂

[@AB-J]

Chumley: unlike any that I've seen Me: oh snap!

[@JB-tc5xu]

8:21 I just fell out of my chair laughing!!!

[@cyberend1863]

1:59 That is definitely the most creative use of Barrel Dragon I've ever seen.

[@grandmasterstitch9964]

Bastion blushing. (Season 1, Episode 36) 3:36

[@Nyghtking]

This is probably the cringiest episode of yugioh I think i've ever seen.

[@notursdontsteal8592]

Nyghtking cringiest one for me was Maiden In Love

[@teabox5071]

What about the egg sandwiches episode

[@woooshmeifurmumdroppeduasa3375]

The eggwige in mine علبة شاي

[@aaroncallahan119]

I feel like Jaden's card crush is pretty obvious. Burstinatrix anyone?

[@Need_RnR]

*Before Yubel *learned** to share ...... Lol

[@chasgalaxy6721]

Shadow riders aren't exactly evil are they... all the ones that ARE evil are possessed (Nightshroud) or are faking it (Amnael)

[@TheGreatGritzy]

Camula is definitely evil

[@chasgalaxy6721]

Sprinkles True... Camula and Kagemaru are about the only TRULY evil shadow riders

[@androzani84productions85]

Chaos Galaxy what about that carny who pretended to be a Shadow Duelist?

[@chasgalaxy6721]

Androzani84 Productions - again not initially 'evil'... just a wannabe

[@e-star9967]

@@chasgalaxy6721 I'm not Yugi Moto, but... Bastion just declared an attack on that Amazoness Tiger. 18:38-And yeah, Chazz has point; his Magnet Warriors will be charging right into a trap! Hurry up and call off your attack, Bastion; *IT'S A TRAP!*

[@BDT17]

I'm surprised Thunder Nyan Nyan appeared in it's OCG form instead of it's censored form on this episode, lol

[@jouta4999]

I thought i was the only one who noticed that

[@Cherrydrewbilee]

This whole series is a fever dream 💀

[@michaelnally2841]

One nice detail I like is the part where Tonya is asking where the males are and Jayden, Chaz, and Bastion are volunteering while Banner is just standing aside in the background. Upon a first watch you could see it as a joke but foreshadowing of what’s to come.

[@DuelaDent52]

"Hey, Jaden, do you have any card crushes hidden away in your Dueling Decks?" Oof, that's a lot harsher in hindsight.

[@theredheadrevolution4156]

*ominous yubel noises off in the distance*

[@darknessmechainvader4960]

The fact this episode of gx has the seen where the gang talks about what their “waifu card” is basically, it made me remember that mako in yugioh is married to the ocean, and his field spell card is umi which means ocean/sea in Japanese, tells me his waifu is umi from love live!

[@elsonrix1]

I think I have a crush on Tanya

[@cerensahin1430]

Miguel Jimenez well to be honest I think I have a crush on Jaden😅😅

[@roxanaflores3669]

Ceren Sahin i have a crush on jaden too lol 🥰 and Zane.

[@achrefgaming3377]

@@roxanaflores3669 i have a crush on alexis gx and akiza 5ds and yuzu and serena arc v

[@kadindarklord]

Great continuity with that bag... changes colours between scenes.

[@Ryan-tr8vs]

Bastion has no time for thots

[@davidhong1934]

Bastion isn't a true Thot Slayer. No true true Thot Slayer has a Loli in his deck.

[@DavidNwokoye]

He banged her overnight

[@MrMutou]

Lets be real...if she was that ripped her boobs would NOT look like that😂 surprisingly he wasn't "distracted"

[@captainzoltan7737]

who needs bitches when one can fully pleasure themselves by formulas?

[@zolo120mil]

Since I can’t comment on part 2…part 2 of Duel Distractions is easily a top 5 episode for me in the entire GX series that’s up there with Head in the Clouds episodes!!

[@TheRobin53]

So children's card games DO get you laid. Interesting. I need to find my old cards.

[@HeartYgo]

out of everyone in real world and in anime worlds Bastion is the only person to ever get laid in with a duel monster

[@dancorneanu9144]

@@HeartYgo Dark Magician, one version of her, was interested in Atem and the other version in Syrus... And we don't know what Yubel is in the dub.

[@HeartYgo]

@@dancorneanu9144 to actually get laid my man not interested

[@calebnwaobia6285]

12:40 to 12:41, the gangs faces especially Chazz’s expression

[@tdasmal3622]

I can’t wait for Little Kuriboh to react to this episode! 😂

[@leonardowickman57]

I know, right!? When the time comes. Im gonna grab me some popcorn and beers.

[@crimsoncrusader518]

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[@DavidNwokoye]

3:37 "Ladies and gentlemen, we got em"

[@SeithrEsm]

10:57 "....Oh?" LOL EXACTLY MY REACTION TO THAT EXPLANATION. I WAS LIKE "AND SO WHAT?? FINISH EXPLAINING!"

[@julianneller5315]

It’s funny they censored these cards in the card games but in the anime they got away without the censored bust of them 😂😅

[@auraguard0212]

When playing his first magnet, the card he ACTUALLY shows is Tania. XD

[@BDT17]

3:44 Cyrus: "Sure, but I do have plans to play Solitaire with Thunder Nyan Nyan in about 15! :D"

[@varietygameplayandmore8189]

These episodes are on Hulu. All the way up to Season 3. No season 4 though since it hasn't been dubbed. Same with 5ds.

[@fruitlion8]

19:42 No idea why, but I love how that phrase is delivered xS

[@cantworkitout]

they didn't censor Thunder Nyan Nyan? wish mine wasn't censored

[@Eric-kl5lg]

I wonder who is Jaden's card crush ?😂 3:08

[@efrainsoto96]

e hero burstinatrix

[@Eric-kl5lg]

@@efrainsoto96 I think she with Avian

[@davidhong1934]

I think he likes all of them equally because, according to him, "any card [can be] his trump card".

[@jahmilly937]

Lady heat

[@GanicoGSx]

Um...Yubel?

[@timothychavis5291]

Anyone else notice that Bastion's key resembles an F. That distraction really gave him that Failing grade

[@jatabo1574]

Hold on a second... If Power Off is a Quick-Play Spell, Bastion could have used it right after attacking with his Conduction Warrior to split it up back into 2 Magnet Warriors. Since Tania didn´t have any more Spell or Traps left, Bastion could have attacked with them (one to destroy Amazoness Swordswoman, the other for a a direct attack) and he would have won the damn Duel. Either he was truly blinded by love or the GX writers actually wanted Bastion to lose all the time. What a shame...

[@KJrLawland]

Yeah he messed up big there. Not sure what plan he had before getting infatuated but he missed the win big

[@duckquackquack69]

Solitaire = the game of loneliness, Cyrus playing it with a card gf... Ngl kinda impressed with these writers after that XD

[@firemiracle]

duckquackquack69 yea like that is a very very adult joke XD

[@trispht3836]

Does Bastion honestly believe that duel exercise would really help in dueling?

[@tommoore2012]

In the world of Duel Monsters there are people that live on mountain tops as monks but instead of practicing a style of martial art they practice using a type of card archetype. So maybe those exercises somehow do help.

[@TheKpa11]

You should see Zexal Alien from another dimension tosses and bear like setting a card facedown

[@Abyss_Princess]

Fun Fact:The only thing Jaden and Bastion kept from the Japanese version, are their last names

[@mystery8820]

Yuki and Misawa.

[@estebangutierrez160]

And Crowler's entire name isn't Japanese, but Greek and Italian, "Chronos De Medici."

[@estebangutierrez160]

If Tanya would face off Yusei, he would likely be annoyed, and Akiza would be more than furious.

[@agent8d235]

Bastion got nerfed harder than Anakin skywalker in battlefront lol

[@KJrLawland]

I don’t know why they had Chumley do that lame line about a GF. Dian Keto actually reminds him of his mother

[@FrancistheBrave]

😂😂😂😂

[@lainhikaru5657]

Oedipus rolling in his grave 😂