ASMR Roleplay: Guzma Takes His Snugglebug To Bed [Sleepy Boyfriend]

[@YuuriVoice]

Sorry for the slightly late upload today, I was sleeping so good there was no chance in hell I was getting out of bed. LOL Some old school Guzma fluff is well worth the wait though. Time is so weird, I've had anxiety because it feels like I haven't posted in ages? Even though I'm on schedule? Weird. Anywho. Legend of Zelda content coming Thursday, keep your eyes on Twitter for a big reveal soon!

[@Immortal_W]

It’s ok!!

[@iijade_0636]

I know that feel, just fuck school but i need school for mah future

[@officiallytyp0]

I needed this comfort after staying up until 3 a.m. on a Sunday-

[@iijade_0636]

@@officiallytyp0 rip haha im used to be at night awake and at daytime asleep to not hear my father fighting all day bc it stressing me out like shit but then i started to hear lots of music after i found these asmr they really calmed me the most did aizawa because we have the same personaly lmao

[@officiallytyp0]

@@iijade_0636 I actually did that"staying up all night and the sleeping in the day"thing, but only on weekends and summer days

[@g1ggl3muff1n5]

"why are you like this?" Sir, if I knew, then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

[@captainazzy4463]

*The next day* Listener: *Working hard* Guzma: *Standing in the background blasting Eye of the tiger through his phone*

[@emmy_dreams83]

Y E S XD

[@SkyBorba]

OMG YAS

[@captainazzy4463]

@@valentinechuuu lmao please do 😂🙏

[@gracemichel1578]

The song blasting us sitting at the kitchen table eye of the tiger blaring in the background Guzma carrying a boom box around while doing the shoe Us: this is fine

[@captainazzy4463]

@Galaxy Elephant It was the first "motivational song" I thought of 😅

[@officiallytyp0]

Me: *waits for class to start* KZbin:Guzma- Me: *S a y l e s s*

[@emmy_dreams83]

L e s s

[@M0NXCAAA]

@Galaxy Elephant nah for me they only gotta say “g-“

[@sadie5429]

Guzma: When is this thing even due? Me: This was due 2 weeks ago. Guzma: NEXT WEEK? Me:👁👄👁

[@xoxolee3]

Honestly, same :'>

[@ghostquagsire985]

I have piles of late work lmao

[@Musiclife1126]

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

[@_adeptusxiao.]

SAME😤😂

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

My term paper was due yesterday. In my defense, I *thought* it was due next week. RIP 40% of my grade in Ethics.

[@blacksoulart6991]

Guzma: "its three in the morning!" Me: "it's not three in the- ITS THREE IN THE MORNING" 😭😭

[@creativejazzzy4228]

Sameee 🥲🥲🥲

[@Jade-s4t3g]

HAHAHAHA ITS 4

[@smallone4201]

It’s eight in the morning and I haven’t slept 👍

[@tormentedstar8480]

@@smallone4201 i did that once , i woke up 5 am the day before and didnt sleep till 8 am of the day after

[@katiarepublic7057]

“It’s 3 in the morning!” “It’s not 3 in the- ITS 3 IN THE MORNING- I better get ready for bed- ITS 4 IN THE MORNING OH GOD-“

[@nicolio848]

"It's due next week!" My overthinging anxiety ridden self: and?

[@natuwu7959]

SAME 💀💀💀

[@dumbone4205]

Omg, finally, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! :D

[@jennamiller7016]

Yes!

[@star-wood]

Yep and? I'm anxiety is like this or I for get it

[@kalico-kalo2288]

@@dumbone4205 RIGHT?? I thought i was the only one who's anxiety took over and just said: and?

[@MissNixable]

"...For ya boi" Sir that is illegal

[@dragonqueengacha8317]

That's what I said

[@franzypantzy]

@@dragonqueengacha8317 slickback

[@franzypantzy]

@@dragonqueengacha8317 no no

[@thegay3394]

@@franzypantzy slickback

[@tormentedstar8480]

I read this at the same time it was playing in the video.

[@tameriacole91]

Guzma: "I don't need you to go lookin like a Pangoro" Me: Why you gotta do me like that? :'(

[@kalico-kalo2288]

I have natural eyebags so even when i get a good nights sleep(Which is 50% of time the other 50% percent is me not sleeping til 1am or 2am and i gotta wake up at 6am for school =[ )

[@tameriacole91]

@@kalico-kalo2288 oh that’s ok

[@kalico-kalo2288]

@@tameriacole91 thx, although my friends ask if i slept at all cuz of my eyebags and then their so confused when i tell then i slept all night XD

[@tameriacole91]

@@kalico-kalo2288 yeah I have eye bags too but there not that noticeable but I try to get Rid of them

[@kalico-kalo2288]

@@tameriacole91 aw, well the best way to get rid of them is sleep, except for me =w=

[@thenightmareartist5734]

I really don’t deserve this......I’ve been procrastinating for like a month

[@ghostquagsire985]

Fr, I procrastinate to the point that I don’t feel stress anymore. Now that might sound good but I can’t get anything done cuz of that.

[@mommy9908]

@@ghostquagsire985 i am the same

[@ghostquagsire985]

But this... this video is inspiration to work hard... maybe I’ll try that today...

[@thenightmareartist5734]

@@ghostquagsire985 maybe later

[@shugochara13amu]

Same and I get anxiety every time I think about the deadline (which after two months is on this Friday... guess I'll die)

[@theodorebasmanov5635]

As a programmer I can officially say that keyboard shortcuts have been so sweet and sexy at the same time.

[@ledyamuche2650]

“ it’s due next week !!!! “ Me: I have anxiety I need to get it done now 😗✌️

[@emmy_dreams83]

Me 😗✌🏾

[@natuwu7959]

Same 💀💀💀

[@kalico-kalo2288]

Same im literally doing hw right now while listening to this

[@SkyBorba]

i adore guzma being so sweet and loving while swearing, it's so funny yet endearing.

[@vsbees937]

*3:55** if I don’t have a boyfriend like this I ain’t having him, man’s gotta have a little fun in his life*

[@Yeah-2125]

"Cuz fuck u that y" XD that made me laugh so hard

[@landen4901]

4:16-4:24 had me laughing so hard cuz he’s just so done with us

[@XXanimeseekerXX]

SamexD

[@carlaprince3516]

Bro said "fuxk you that's why"😭😭😭

[@kels_loves2519]

“Cuz fuck you that’s why” 💀

[@pamtown666]

"for your boi" i'm shooketh

[@danny8616]

"For ya boi?..." NO, NO, YOU DO NOT GET TO GUILT ME BY BEING CUTE- god damnit fine you win...

[@jazzknh1105]

I love the aggressively affectionate 'because fuck you that's why.' Our boi is so precious!

[@The_real_mina]

My mind straight up said when

[@terrawasnothere]

GUZMA YASSSSS HES BACK.....I MISSED HIM SO MUCH...I NEVER CLICKED SO GO *DAmN FAST*

[@serpentblancx2320]

SAAMMEEE!!

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

Your pfp reminds me of a friend i was horrible to now i feel bad sorry Michelle :(

[@Melotinecookies]

Him:WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS Me: ✨t r a u m a✨

[@katsukibakugou8135]

Him: “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?” Me: “What can I say my mum raised a mistake.”

[@shade7115]

@Callmeh Josey The same thing did my father after when i was born

[@accrueblue7716]

Guzma: What are you even working on? Me: Homework. Guzma: When’s it do? Me: Tomorrow Guzma: Like, tomorrow? Me: Uhhh...... *starts looking around for cameras*

[@estherlavergne6970]

OOP😳

[@cloudy.mov_919]

Me: why sleep? Guzma: cause fuck you that's why That was the best part ever

[@wiz3868]

Fr😭

[@cheshirecat9037]

"It's 3 in the morning" It's 1 am for me, so I guess I'm going to bed earlier today 😂

[@mlchtx]

I so needed this I have exams tomorrow and Wednesday and I’m stressing myself out 🥺 You’re genuinely the best 💕💕

[@tinkytastic]

Good luck with your exams! You're gonna do great I believe in you💕

[@mlchtx]

@@tinkytastic thank you so much 🥺

[@rumiusagiyama615]

Miss at that moment I would say my computer is hibernating

[@laitasukamaki2886]

Good luck with your exams 👍 try not to stress yourself out to much

[@mlchtx]

@@laitasukamaki2886 Thank you 🥺💕

[@jellyy32]

first alphonse, now guzma??? we are being FED 🥺🥺🥺

[@keriirek6664]

Boi cursing. He mad. You can’t hold my dark circles they’re literally not leaving been here since I was born. Born sleep deprived 😗✌️ AND don’t make a game out of my sleepiness. If Guzma is dragging me to bed. It’s an issue 😭. I got to get dragged to bed by a fictional character, my family can’t even put me to sleep 💀 “Because fuck you that’s why” I WEEZED Okay Snuggle Bug is like. It’s just so cute 🥺 I miss Guzma 😔 I love Alphonse and all but still. I love all of them. But I still go rewatch the Guzma playlist.

[@fairibb8789]

i’ve needed this so bad. i’ve been so overworked with stuff and juggling so many things at once that i have no time to properly do anything for myself and so im very grateful for this. it’s so lighthearted and that’s just what i need right now. thank you yuuri and thank you guzma for giving me the comfort i need 🥺💕

[@hellbullets.]

HE IS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO SAY BLESS YOU BEFORE YOU SNEEZE AND THEN YOU DONT SNEEZE

[@CosmicAlliance03]

"I don't wanna hear you complaining about how your body hurts because you burned yourself out" Sir, I have chronic pain, I won't be complaining about it dw.

[@m4rslikesst4rs]

Just hearing him grumpily go “and it’s been bedtime😠”

[@tinkytastic]

Me finishing a project early? I wish lmao Also my sleep schedule is the only thing in my life I can keep together My bedtime is sacred

[@arielgranger143]

0:40 I AINT ASK YOU TO CALL ME OUT @YUURI

[@notaspy4416]

you are feeding us with Alphonse and Guzma, please keep em comin' Yuuri!

[@ha_baz6011]

After that, i have a felling that if Guzma ever become a father he would sing to his Kids something like : " *shut the fuck up and go to sleep* " But it's just theory... *unless*

[@SilaxAngel]

*w e h a d k i d s w i t h h i m i n o n e a u d i o*

[@ha_baz6011]

@@SilaxAngel WH- OH. MY. LORD

[@YuriNyxstar]

​@@SilaxAngelWait, when?!

[@blue._.berry0768]

I listened to this at literally 3AM, while I was working on something that is due next month. How it so accurate???

[@aceteal1313]

We as snug as a bug in the warm arms of a thug

[@hellothere3435]

I missed guzma so much. So glad he came back, even if it's for just one video

[@bibinch5537]

Me:*watching this when I have an assignment due tomorrow at 9:30 am and have barely started doing it* You’re right, I need a break! :)

[@Mileena_Dimitrescu]

The realistic answer

[@TaylorofNewHope]

3:55-3:56 Guzma: Goodnight, laptop. Me: *Dead*

[@carolrickroll767]

Me: DAAD!😡😡 I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 ARAGH!!!😫😫😫😫

[@koutureedmonds8462]

This man is such a sweetheart 🥺💕💞

[@TRD_SPRT]

I could imagine the next day that the listener is wotking hard and Guzma is blasting CPR in the backround-

[@kikokiko0605]

PLEASE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF ONLINE CLASS

[@garbagepilebonk]

Him: go to sleep Me: **cyberman voice** *Sleep is irrelevant*

[@Player-wc9nj]

**activate all might voice** I AM HEREEEE ❤️✨

[@Sornasaur]

Aghh I’ve lost my touch I guess but at least I’m not like an hour late this time. -.-

[@YuuriVoice]

"Not like an hour late." [/stares into the cameral like I'm on The Office] I...totally can't relate...haha...ha

[@Sornasaur]

@@YuuriVoice Lmao. I was playing Minecraft last time and listening to the KH III OST so that was my bad xD You’re doing well, Chief. Better than I at least.

[@BlueberryBunny-o]

@@YuuriVoice I've stayed up a whole day a few times lol

[@animeHEAT]

If Guzma was real, I would probably be in bed early every night. Just so I could cuddle him and say he's the best dang boy of Alola.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

This was so cute when I listened to it this morning. I thought “yeah, I don’t have to work so hard on my term paper- which is worth forty percent of my grade -when I have a week before it’s due.” It was almost done anyway. Plenty of time, and not worth stressing over. Then in class last night, my professor graded the term papers and tore me a new one for not handing mine in. Turns out it was due this (today) Monday, not next Monday. I’m now totally failing my ethics class. Now I’m going to go listen to your Aizawa ‘Unlikely Caretaker’ video because I have the worst tension headache that I have ever had in my life. Goodnight.

[@kiristwinsister7658]

"I don't need you to go lookin like Pangoro" Y/n: but they cute :3

[@hellish_being3751]

Guzma: Go to sleep! Me: IM TRYING TO! THAT'S WHY IM LISTENING TO ASMR! IT'S 4 AM AND IM TRYING OK!

[@ericareyes9761]

Honestly I need it this I've been trying to catch up with my work For my courses so I won't be Left Behind again but I'm burning myself out I gotta remind myself still get some rest😴 To those who are reading this ...sleep is important!!!! if Guzma is there, take you to bed and cuddles with you. That's now motivation for night routine. Thank you YuuriVoice for this content 💜

[@vibey1443]

I needed Guzma so much. So happy to hear from Ya Boi

[@KnoxG20t]

If my man doesn’t talk to me like guzma does then I don’t want em

[@RABBiD_R.K.]

*_Imagine waking up after this to realize you’re still in the Galar region and Ya Boi is still gone_* 😃

[@Anthophobia]

Ha h a p a i n

[@Studio_WabiSabi]

DONT DO THAT-

[@franzypantzy]

NOOOO ✋😭

[@channiesg1rl]

WHATDOESTHATMEAN??

[@botanicaljars4719]

Okay like- I've been struggling to sleep all wEEK! could we get an extended sleep aid where hes just mumbling- ✨🥺💕

[@Salizard]

guzma: like a 18's montage me: hehe GrOoVy

[@hahaimnotstraight]

He acts like an annoyed dad and it's adorable.

[@Elkeys01]

“You like them keyboard shortcuts!”

[@Yeah-2125]

OMG HE SAID "goodnight laptop~ goodnight~" AND THEN HE SAID "cuz fuck u that's y!" OMG THE 2ND ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD XD

[@yeanofullname4283]

When he was teasing about yawning, I yawned on time. Fuck, man. I need to go to bed.

[@noradyer9524]

aight so now i’m *fiending* for a nap, this is the power you have yuuri i hope you’re happy

[@ladykamara9245]

Oh im so happy you brought guzma back

[@laserstewart348]

An 80s montage!! Hell ya!

[@honeybunch___]

Him: why are you like this? Me: y e s 😙🤚

[@channiesg1rl]

"whens it due? tomorrow? NEXT WEEK?" reminds me of the "i spilled lipstick in your valentino white bag" vine

[@AnimeLover-dh7wb]

Omg I love you so much because its like you know when were stressed out

[@rumiusagiyama615]

Man I was waiting for this for a while

[@bettercallrot]

I'm speed- I'm extreme speed.. F me needing to do hair and schoolwork- I'm here and ready to swoon 😔💕

[@Babys-Interior]

Perfect timing, I'm nearing the end of the semester and earning my AA before heading to Uni so I needed this 😭❤

[@discogoblin]

dude i sooooo needed this right now - online school has been kicking my ass lately 😭💕

[@JesusChrist-gl6fs]

y/n:yawns him:yawns me:yawns dang that contagious

[@mushrxomx___x2149]

I desperately needed this

[@thefinnster7695]

Ayyyye its my favorite comfort character on this page Thank you for this ❤😌

[@CursedOokami]

Absolutely loved the script on this one. Super funny. 11/10

[@noahlast]

This is literally my new favorite thing I love your Guzma so much ❤️

[@xoyaseminxo]

My fav boy is back 🥰🥰

[@sarahclosser914]

The Guzma I LOVE!!!! Thank you, Yuuri!!!!! This made me so unbelievably happy ♥️🤗♥️

[@TheDariele10]

Okay but I really needed this- !

[@Parker_Ryland]

Alternative Title: Brooklyn man promises cuddles for procrastination

[@redriot714]

I never busted out laughing so hard. I lost it when you pick me up and say "why? Cuz fuck you thats why" and the mockery 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

[@xxkorbynblackwoodxx2314]

Guzma: “Someone needs to go to.....B.E.D.”😡 Me: *”Ah....I don’t know what this ‘B.E.D’ shit is. All I know is that I’m going to be screwed.”* 🤔😐

[@caretatura1]

"Why? Cuz fuq u that's why" JckdiaFJJD LMAOOOOOO THAT GOT ME DEAD

[@gtaylor1442]

I wonder what’s less believable- I’d have someone to snuggle with, or that I wouldn’t be procrastinating.

[@LazarusHasWine]

Yes another guzma audio

[@bethcunningham9866]

The way he went "Because fuck you, that's why" why is that relationship goals for me-

[@KorilD]

Had a shit day, so decided to go looking through channels I follow for any audios I may have missed. This is *exactly* what I needed after today.

[@danimalee8358]

Why am I like this boi I if I don't get it done now ill completely forget about it

[@halosclover4824]

I can't with the way he curse 😂🤣🤣😂

[@flwutter2542]

YESSSSS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP 😼😼😼🤚✨

[@ryuu1922]

Yayyyy Guzma again 😊 Also thank you very much for this

[@MistralDevile]

I am ready for a nap in my Guzma hoodie after listening to this! I've missed this Bug Boy!!! Wonderful start to the week!

[@hiraeth_neevous]

"Its like 3am" Me, listening to this at 3am: 👀💧 (Edit: Oops. It happened again.) (Edit 2: YA BOI HAS RETURNED)

[@fiailoathompson3776]

Thank you thank you for making the update I’ve been watching this for years thank youT^T

[@keriirek6664]

I NEED THIS. I’m taking benchmark (long paper test) all week long

[@barbthatsitjustbarb5680]

Guzma: why? Cuz fuck you that's why That's it. That's the peak of romance comedy. I want nothing more from my partner. YES. ROAST ME. SUCH IS THE WAY TO MY HEART

[@seth_6669]

I needed this thank you

[@mynameisasecret5320]

0:40 YES PLEASE DON'T YELL

[@cherryrabbitgames5005]

This is just me on my phone playing music at 3am 😂

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

2:29 - This is absolutely against the law.

[@hushbolman]

I...due to current circumstances for myself I needed this, I'll do it, for my boi