When the kidnappers have the wrong number

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[@ashh9639]

This gives a new meaning to "Family Discount"

[@iceblaze3043]

Aha

[@icebearisicebear]

“Nochya-family discount”

[@KingTv.]

I wad not ready for this joke 😭

[@michaelwave8017]

OH MY GOD

[@DXDragon38]

Good one

[@Aaron.Reichert]

I thought he was going to have free pizza delivered and then there was going to be a thing about getting the address for the pizza delivery.

[@admiralbananas]

I like how since we have a camera on the criminals, we know that's not even a voice filter. That's just how he talks.

[@alecLogan]

But they both sound different when they switch who has the phone?

[@Treble453]

In the video where they rob a house they also have a voice filter so that means that they have a portable version that somehow works perfectly.

[@hopeforescape884]

The guy should have just told them "i'm broke"

[@Duge6124]

🤣🤣the discount hit me when I ddnt expect

[@jager2257]

i love how the kidnapper is like. i see your real side, not wanting to save a family. bruh you started this because you kidnapped the family, and called the wrong number

[@teebles47]

"Just give me the address where you're at and I'll have them send the pizza right over."

[@alektasdiarydump]

Wouldn’t he need to know their identity to give them free delivery for life? So, as soon as they cash in on the he can, once again, just go to the cops about it. Although he wouldn’t have any other evidence but I’m sure it could still be helpful in some way. Besides what’s gonna guarantee he keeps that business forever or lives longer than those two guys or doesn’t retire? Ya know

[@lordbuss]

Actually, paying money to kidnappers isn't being Batman, and isn't heroic, and isn't necessarily better for the kidnapped people than calling the police.

[@morkovija]

Its good stuff! Weather report was accurate for once!

[@rorangarrowson5]

This is hilarious

[@ssj9devil]

“Something that would take amputees several milliseconds longer to do” I love how these jokes don’t have boundaries

[@Ifexthegreat]

M d 1k like

[@MJ-je7pt]

Well now I'm disappointed there's not a scene in the Dark Knight where Batman dials 911 so he can finish eating his pizza.

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Dominos really dropped the ball on that $5.99 vigilante promotion

[@simcity4111]

Watch the movie again pal, there might be a surprise waiting in there

[@lucagomez5359]

“10 isn’t even divisible by 3 or 4” love it man 😂

[@sagnikbhattacharya1202]

duodecimal ftw

[@daddymememaster5432]

"Experts weigh in, is 10 actually divisible by 3 and 4? New 911 call suggests yes."

[@4ncientGu150]

2.5

[@brolylook662]

@@4ncientGu150 he means evenly like an actual number. No fractions or decimals.

[@barry8871]

@@4ncientGu150 that's not how we called divisible

[@SublineYT]

"We have this family. But because it's not yours, we're going to give you a 40% discount"

[@villevalste1888]

Such a steal!

[@ciocancosmin445]

@@villevalste1888 A kidnappin'

[@RGC_animation]

Deal.

[@megarotom1590]

so do I get to keep the family or do I have to return them...

[@TheeCapN]

I got mad that I couldn't figure out the original price in my head. At first I figured that half of 30k is 15k and that would be 20% of the original price. 15k x 5 = 75k. But that ain't right because 40% of 75k is 30k - 75k = 45k so not correct. So then I just guessed 50k put in my calc and yup. 40% of 50k is 20k - 50k = 30k :)

[@Bandit_Spark]

How do you claim that free delivery without revealing your identity? Zach’s got them caught.

[@dumhaviir4490]

Just have it delivered to an anonymous address while the name being as 'Family Nabbers' XD

[@hamsterfromabove8905]

@@dumhaviir4490 No way to pick up the delivery without being arrested by police.

[@hiddendraco2607]

@@hamsterfromabove8905 Have them deliver it to the doorstep and then notify your phone or something, then you head on over to the address (you won't be present during the delivery so just leave some money and a note) and if cops are there leave, if not take your pizza.

[@hamsterfromabove8905]

@@hiddendraco2607 1. You are assuming there wouldn't be any undercover cops that you don't notice. 2. A single well placed camera that would be impossible to notice could capture enough information to track you. 3. Even if you out waiting all the efforts by law enforcement the pizza would have gone bad and wouldn't be edible anymore. No way to actually get the pizza delivery.

[@dumhaviir4490]

@@hamsterfromabove8905 the reason you know this cause you speaking from experience XD

[@tuxedocatii6421]

These guys are good at adapting to a changing situation, ngl

[@samuelsoliday4381]

I've claimed the 1,000 like.

[@shreya868]

I died at the "Okay... we have A family"

[@dayhel2367]

But that 40% discount tho

[@brandoni.fernandez6059]

What if they are just two really smart fellas who devised a plan to pretend to be unsuccessful criminals and purposely called a pizza company owner just because they really wanted a big pizza discount

[@icywolf6892]

And get arrested once they order delivery

[@myname7937]

@@icywolf6892 but they get a pizza and prove in court that there was no crime

[@Sewblon]

That is called fraud. They still go to jail, just not for kidnapping.

[@nefariousnektarios]

Synopsis: Because it's pizza time, Zach missed the part where that's his problem

[@SomethingToThinkAbout2002]

😂😂

[@VayneSchariac]

Understandable

[@ddynamite]

And now he’s gonna get some dirt in his eye

[@spider-man8112]

You putting a Raimi reference in this comment section: How'd that get in there?

[@sythlikesfrogs]

So what kind of pizza did the kidnappers end up getting?

[@ZachStarHimself]

It’s to be continued

[@sythlikesfrogs]

@@ZachStarHimself if they get pineapple on their pizza, I'm gonna be so mad that I'll purposely integrate a function and exclude the + C at the end

[@_mishi]

@@sythlikesfrogs you madman, dont do it

[@megarotom1590]

@@sythlikesfrogs no, you wouldn't

[@Fukou_Kudoku]

it have pineapple

[@hopeforescape884]

No joke this happened to me, one day at 2 AM some one called me and said that he had my children hostage, i told him i have no children, and he hanged up, i called the cops and they said it was most likely a prank phone call.

[@Barely_Edited]

It’s the equivalent of those tax ‘arrest warrant’ calls

[@afellowhuman8944]

DAMN, that must be terrifying Its a good thing you called the police

[@Nezha_Main]

"Oh thank god I thought I had them, that makes getting a divorce easier!"

[@iamsauras]

" Good Criminal, Bad Criminal ?" " That's not even a thing !! " Ok, I'd better be " Smooth Criminal " 😝❤️🤭

[@PapaFlammy69]

new vid :3 nice.

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

Ur early bro

[@xenontech0]

"Are you just gonna interrupt me a..." "NO!"

[@ajfev1092]

“It’s your bestest pal the pink panther here”

[@JoeCMath]

This feels like a new form of the trolley problem but the two options are 1) pick track that kills random family while having *make your own pizza night* or 2) pick track that costs 30k and split *make your own pizza night* with a random family and some kidnappers

[@SparkOfCuriosity]

i'd go with track one

[@atharvsharma2539]

Would you rather

[@DoritosAndMountainDew]

I love how *make your own pizza night* is bolded

[@iCarus_A]

Hmm, seems like a kinda reframing of the million dollar button problem, where you're spending money to save people rather than getting money for killing people. I wonder if the limit for picking people over money would be different in these scenarios, assuming that the kidnapped family wouldn't know you were the one that saved them. At least in my case, I wouldn't press the button to kill unless the money I get could save a lot more lives or make a lot more lives better (around 1 million it turns out), but I wouldn't press the button to save people for any higher than ~2k (and assuming my intervention is actually a long-term solution)

[@mock15halo]

His wife at dinner after the phone call: "Why don't you ever talk to me on the phone that long, honey?"

[@GenNTiva]

“Boys talk”

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

"we have your girlfriend, john." "first of all my name is derek and i'm gay"

[@elenarazpopova8169]

I though at first he was gonna say he’s gay ! You read my mind

[@summerrose8110]

@@elenarazpopova8169 If the kidnapper called a lesbian, it would work.

[@bobthebuilder5112]

Smooth Criminal... That was absolute gold

[@sapphireblue9209]

Imagine if all criminals were this sarcastic lmfao

[@BioAbner]

There's a telephone scam in Mexico when you try to extort money out of people and it goes exactly like this.

[@laflaca6666]

It happened to my grandma but instead she called all the family and said they are all here fine and hang up.

[@blooperest]

Plot twist: he proposed free delivery to find out their location to send the police

[@VayneSchariac]

Interesting choice of words "delivery for life". Could mean to "deliver" the police to them so they get locked in jail "for life"

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

Kidnappers: "We have kidnapped your family" Me: "Nice!" *hangs up* Kidnappers: (o_o) ... wut?

[@JustanotherdudeOramI]

Lol

[@lightingthief4482]

No divorce, court, and child support fees while able to keep all your hard earned property in one single move. You dont even have to see your family ever again!!! Those kidnappers did you a favor.

[@elongated_musket6353]

You okay bud?

[@isaakvandaalen3899]

@@elongated_musket6353 Yes I am okay I love my family :) Thank you for asking though, are *you* okay?

[@elongated_musket6353]

@@isaakvandaalen3899 No, i guess. I've been feeling distant recently. Maybe I should be happy instead, since I recently got a job that I love and received my first paycheck. I don't know, i'm not close with my friends as I have been before and im beginning to speak less and less in class. All my cross-continent friends are gone too. Thanks to an urgent surgery I had to go through, I missed 3 social sessions where I could have caught up with old friends and attend an event with my classmates before a big holiday. Wether my friends just got bored of me or its my fault that I didnt talk to them much, i dont know. In short, it sucks. I also found out that money really can't fill that empty void that used to be memories of time with friends, contrary to my original belief that my job would solve it and occupy myself and my mind. For family its the opposite. I love them and appreciate how they often try to get me to talk with them about my troubles. They engage with us alot and really support us. Maybe im just ignoring that support and instead I go off doing my own things. I also made a person I liked mad. I havent talked to her in 4 months and im beginning to forget about her, but she always comes back to haunt me. Am i just being edgy? Is it all my fault? Am I just lonely and over-exaggerating it? I dont know. Maybe. I'm uncertain about alot of things, especially my future. Covid fucked it up. Covid fucked up alot of things, but i cant put all my faults on the virus, and thats what probably disturbs me. I dont really have much to blame since I know it would be unreasonable. Kinda like a kettle boiling over. I know this job won't be able to support me, its just something to take my mind off all my troubles. If you managed to read this much, thanks I guess.

[@tobiasgorgen7592]

Last time I was this early, there still was a Ladder!

[@nunyabusiness9184]

I like how he said "American family" as if American adds extra value

[@akselai]

Faster than papa flammy

[@PapaFlammy69]

bruh wtf

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

Ha gottem

[@Praft]

kidnapper: WE HAVE YOUR FAMILY The wrong number guy : well, it's not mine... Kidnapper: STILL YOU WILL NEED TO HAVE THIS FAMILY TOO

[@chrisparkhurst5158]

Kidnappers get lifetime free delivery, immediately order a pizza and give their address, police show up and deliver justice with an extra side of ass whooping. Wrong number guy saves the family and now is a hero. Well played sir, well played 👏

[@sirreginald8244]

i clicked on video faster than the planck time

[@helenejapa]

Fun fact for all the gringos out there: in Brazil, there's this scam call that someone would call and say "oh, we have your son, take money to this place so we can release him". A lot of people did (and still do) fall for this. I never got a call like that, but a few people just answer with "shoot 'em, I never liked him" and I always was afraid I would just hang up and it was a real kidnapping, but they just got the wrong number.

[@baboony4772]

Wow man that is crazy

[@nickabel8279]

Disappointing fact. My grandfather got That call in America when his mind started to slip. Only thing that saved his money was he had been banking with the same bank for 30 years and they thought his Behavior odd n called my father. It took weeks for him to calm back down BC with sundowners every day he thought he had just got the call. Those ppl deserve to be fed thru a poorly running wood chipper, feet first, by a state Rd crew just before lunch break

[@catomeowgarius4399]

"I bet theres gonna be statues erected in that sick action pose of you dialing 9-1-1" That was fantastic.

[@arhamshah4592]

The kidnapper calling someone else a douchebag got me

[@gamergodofjustice]

I think more kidnappers need to insult the person they call until they feel so bad about themselves they don't call 911 like that was some next level reverse psychology. X'D

[@juliamdp]

I only understand half of what the kidnappers say, if someone called me trying to make a threat they’d be pissed because all I’d say is “WHAT? Wait... sir, take this voice effect off, I can’t understand a word you say”

[@shreyshantanu3590]

DUDE, I JUST FOUND THIS CHANNEL AND I LOVE IT. Coming from someone who is interested in this genre and studies comedy, your videos actually are pretty fucking good, dude. You nail the element of subverting the expectations that the viewer has from a genre and you do it pretty goddamn quickly and it doesn't even feel rushed. Love it. I'm gonna go binge on all your videos now.

[@howedaddy6122]

Out of all the people I'm subbed to, I think Zach was the last one I would suspect to be secretly incredibly funny but here I am.

[@fflarexx9061]

When a criminal shames you for not wanting to be the protagonist

[@k1ngslayer372]

I literally found one of your videos by accident and omg I can't stop watching them 😂😂😂😂😂 ,you got yourself a new sub.

[@arthochakravorthy6274]

That was a smart deal because free delivery means you'll know their address and so can save the family. Actually big brain.

[@sevengnomesinatrenchcoat]

you've been called by you're been dialled by a smooth criminal

[@tiffanyh.5788]

Annie are you OK? Are you OK Annie?

[@timetraveler7]

When the kidnapper has more of a moral standard than the person called

[@adamdymke8004]

I once had a loan shark call me on a wrong number and pressure me to pay my debts. It took some persuading, but he was actually quite nice once he realised I wasn't the guy. Also I had a record of our text conversation, so maybe he needed to back out gracefully.

[@lalights6]

My biggest concern was this guy's dinner getting cold

[@hoodiesticks]

This was actually clever, because in order to use the free delivery, they would need to give their address.

[@Mr-xf9me]

What if the kidnappers are just psychologists trying to make humans react for research?

[@YhormTheSmall]

"We have AYE family" I died 😂😂

[@bondymagnomous3544]

That pizza offer is amazing. All you have to do is give them your address, and you're all set up!

[@MrTurbo_]

Missed opportunity, "I'll have you a free pizza delivered right now, what's the address i can send it to?" "oh sure, here you go ..." "Gotcha b*tch"

[@limiv5272]

I thought it was going to end with the pink kidnapper giving their address for the pizza delivery and then the police showing up

[@gamingwizard1422]

So I’ve watched some of these videos and realized something they might actually be connected Like these might be the same kidnappers from the episode where they kidnapped the guys ex girl friend and he paid them to keep her. Also a different episode mentioned this ex girl friend named Britney still being held captive. Wonder if there is any lore or storyline in these??🤔

[@joeunderdog]

We need a part two where the kidnappers get pizza while watching the news about a guy saving a family

[@MrKobus-rz4qy]

The sarcasm part was so good, haven't laughed very hard in a while

[@jawadch8723]

an AMERICAN family?

[@principemike9]

This kind of satire/sarcasm reminds me of home. And it’s nice to be home

[@nemesis_saber89]

You know, he probably had to get the address of the kidnappers so they could use the free delivery. Now he can tell the police their location. Galaxy brain move

[@heyheyheypodcast8823]

No dislikes in 50 mins. New world record

[@mohithalder3169]

Kidnappers :- "We have a family. Because it's not yours, we are gonna give u a forty percent discount." Me:- "does that mean I can keep the wife after this tho?"

[@AtlasMays]

"10 isn't even divisible by 3 or 4. It seems like the odds were stacked against you, yet you pulled it off, something that would take amputees SEVERAL milliseconds longer to accomplish" I love that sarcasm there. He is my new idol

[@jblizzy6891]

This is legit your funniest one yet

[@rewrittenbytes1616]

these kidnappers do be pretty big brain

[@DragonBornGirl50]

That moment your engineering degree isnt useful to solve a real life problem 😋

[@user-mt8fi3us7s]

"I'll be a Smooth Criminal!"... I started choking at this part! 😄😂😆

[@shanaadams5119]

And then the kidnapper gives him the address to deliver the pizza, and the cops show up instead. 😂😂

[@Gamer-cx5oc]

I like how the kidnaper always starts with listen very carefully

[@-KD77-]

This is legendary content Zach 🤣🤣

[@joey--j]

I'm actually crying laughing, your skits are just hilarious 🤣

[@EeebNaab121]

You know how news stations can show phone calls sometimes on their show? Imagine they just show the audio from this.

[@aniaggarwal2433]

Shoulda asked for the address for the delivery and then sent the police there lol

[@xenoherder6491]

How smart is the wife for giving her kidnappers a fake number

[@Steampunkkids]

Your KTLA impersonation was amazing! They need to hire you ASAP!

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

Come on smooth criminal, think long term 😒

[@Promses2Keep]

"...the human equivalent of a sink full of tampons..." Ouch. Gonna need some aloe for that burn.

[@amandapanda5087]

Yep

[@00bean00]

Just gross unnecessary misogyny

[@giggyjupiter8246]

"ok to maybe save some lives I'm willing to give you lifetime free pizza delivery. Do we have a deal?". Staring the negotiator.

[@maggiethedruid9010]

2:40 is where I'd have just hung up lol

[@hectoralarcon4888]

Next video, they manage to have them deliver across the country and they use that as blackmail because delivering costs are bankrupting the company >:) haha

[@cannonfrye5683]

Every single joke on this had me dying of laughter, absolutely amazing vid

[@killermetalwolf2843]

Dude can we just talk about the fact that the accomplice is just Donut from rvb?

[@mauzeking6661]

Oh wow, they should get the pizza delivered by the cops. then do pizza shops deliver to jail??

[@admrotob]

Holy sh*t why haven't I subbed before????

[@damianvasquez6901]

If only other criminal masterminds bullied their victims out of calling the cops

[@Netherwolf6100]

The kidnapper shaming a man for doing something normal..... yup this is the 2020's folks

[@Voycce-y2j]

I would like to see Jigsaw and the kidnappers be in the same room

[@rockyman2685]

Suggestion: Phone numbers that are crazy difficult to call

[@jack3boyy]

Love the return of pink panther

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

I’m sorry why was he cutting with like a fork and knife if it was make your own pizza

[@aarontoussaint8364]

So the reason the kidnappee said he was her husband is because the husband has a secret second family that he rather let them die than admit it.

[@mrtechyesyes6745]

A gun microphone. Humanity has reached it's peak.

[@korsaiyajinkami3766]

So when we gonna get "When the kidnappers call Batman"?

[@supratiksaha4868]

This guy is best!!