"You remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to". That, is the finest line an animated character has ever uttered. And it gets me every damn time.
@jamesslick4790 Жыл бұрын
"...No, Wait, It's a stroke!"
@marcwhitlock50023 жыл бұрын
I always found it hilarious grandpa's onion story even annoyed Mr. Burns who is older and pretty senile himself
@azh6982 жыл бұрын
Burns is sharp as a tack. He's just too distant from contemporary culture, that's why he keeps bringing up dead celebrities or dead businesses (like the airship travel company, confederated slave holdings and Congreve's flammable powders).
@slipstreamxr37632 жыл бұрын
@@azh698 No to mention he also tends to bring up countries that either no longer exist or have since been renamed.
@Chineseconcrete Жыл бұрын
@@azh698 he isn’t sharp as a tack. He promoted a dog to vice president
@NazriB Жыл бұрын
Lies again? Gain RP
@jf13579 Жыл бұрын
It was the style at the time. Couldn’t get white onions. Because of the war.
@Roanix17 жыл бұрын
When Grandpa says "Gimme five bees for a quarter", he holds up both hands because he only has 4 fingers on a hand. Now that's attention to detail!
@samuelmcdermott43594 жыл бұрын
This comment cracks me up lmao
@crashnspin4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't really call it attention to detail when it's by design
@TiroDvD3 жыл бұрын
In the Simpsons God has five fingers. simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/God
@Roanix13 жыл бұрын
@@crashnspin Fine. Now that's attention to design!
@Banana-xk1gs10 ай бұрын
@@Roanix1 i love you
@alexwallar86087 жыл бұрын
"I feel all tingly inside, gasp I'M IN LOVE, No wait it's a stroke. NO WAIT IT IS LOVE" priceless
@Wrz2e7 жыл бұрын
I found that scene weirdly emotional lol
@TiroDvD3 жыл бұрын
@@Wrz2e from the same episode "they may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart."
@NazriB2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? App Store
@canny_linguist2 жыл бұрын
"I'm in looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove"
@andymcclurg9916 Жыл бұрын
And the paramedics that either believe and won't question him further or just don't want him.
@Eclipton8 жыл бұрын
I wish you included the other letter he wrote on the typewriter: "Dear Mr. President: There are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crack-addict."
@Zahnno8 жыл бұрын
+Eclipton Should have.
@AJTwo8 жыл бұрын
+Eclipton sorry for nitpicking, but the last line was 'PS I am not a crackpot'. My favourite: "When I read your magazine, I don’t see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame. To the sickos at ‘Modern Bride’ magazine."
@nickyblack59137 жыл бұрын
Eclipton p p. P.
@jamescrites37467 жыл бұрын
Grandpa we need to know your first name
@NerevarOfficialReal7 жыл бұрын
James Crites Let's see here... call me Abraham Simpson!
@notacompanyfb84108 жыл бұрын
Ahhh....Abe Simpson....one of the few simpsons characters who remained likeable and laugh-out-loud hilarious after all these years....
@Skammee Жыл бұрын
I need to tie a white onion to my belt .... makes me laugh anyway
@FRAAANKYSUUUPER8 жыл бұрын
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it... and what's it seem weird and scary to me...
@suchiuomizu7 жыл бұрын
It will happen to you!
@mr.l87233 жыл бұрын
He was right too
@SabreLeonheart4 жыл бұрын
"We need to know your first name!" "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMB STONE!!"
@jeffr62064 ай бұрын
My Grandma said the same thing when I went to take her picture and ask about one of her stories except she said "YOU"RE WRITTING MY OBITUARY!"
@chrisd20518 жыл бұрын
I wish to be half as epic as Abe Simpson when I'm an old man.
@kirkster72 Жыл бұрын
@chrisd2015 him jumping over the dining room table to fight Chester Lampwick makes him a geriatric badass
@rabbidguarddog10 ай бұрын
I'm already taking my life notes cause I wanna have my senile rants ready to hold someone up on the phone 😂
@micperez8192 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Simpson reminds me of my Grandma. She always has stories that never end and no point to them
@FrozenDung Жыл бұрын
U should listen to them, my grandma is not alive anymore and I'd listen to here rambling stories happily
@TheCybervoyeur Жыл бұрын
@@FrozenDungI feel you
@YaowBucketHEAD8 жыл бұрын
"I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason....."
@buttonscasper5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@masonf73325 жыл бұрын
YaowBucketHEAD that gets me every damn club
@nateescobales69304 жыл бұрын
Can't you just resign?!!
@comfy883384 жыл бұрын
What a mood.
@nateescobales69304 жыл бұрын
You are a waste if tax dollars.
@nickwick358 жыл бұрын
gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say!
@LouieNJ8 жыл бұрын
+nickwick35 They didn't have white onions, because of the war! AHHH DEATHHHH!
@blackeye5758 жыл бұрын
+NJDEVILS1214 did u tie them to your belts
@Klamath20468 жыл бұрын
It was the style at the time
@Ddanielgonzalez8 жыл бұрын
+Klamath2046 which was important
@purpleknightofficial64818 жыл бұрын
so I needed to get a heal for my shoe
@BigDLiquor3 жыл бұрын
Him saying "How long was that?" With the pants falling is such a feeling of that being a Homer joke. But it works for Abe because it shows where Homer would get that from.
@liamj23638 жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
@CrazyFreak7146 жыл бұрын
Talk to grandpa, he used to be a man 😄
@carultch6 жыл бұрын
Who is the second pair of feet under Marge's car with Homer in that scene at 4:10?
@CrazyFreak7144 жыл бұрын
@@carultch fake legs
@joebrinecraftygamer33694 жыл бұрын
He did
@Razsor974 жыл бұрын
@@joebrinecraftygamer3369 Jerp! Hoop! Give up the goods, yo yellow devil!
@Zerosblade138 жыл бұрын
I like how Mr.Burns has patients with Grandpa
@beerrox7117 жыл бұрын
maybe he outranks him as a Stonecutter
@magoomba Жыл бұрын
Boneapp the teeth
@Asukenick8 жыл бұрын
Did you spend an unforgettable night with a soldier from the US Army in 1944? You did? Was he from the 1 st infantry Division? He was? And was he a gentle, caring lover? He was? Sorry I bothered you.
@UltraHylia6 жыл бұрын
Unforgettable night = unforgettable luncheon Soldier from the US Army in 1944 = Skinner 1st infantry division = Springfield Elementary School Gentle, caring lover = passionate about steamed hams
@Luboman4118 жыл бұрын
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Mezzurah!"
@jsinitials14888 жыл бұрын
+Luboman411 Before you croak, how did Abe remove his underwear?
@TeamBabylon-dp2xf5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Abe Simpson all day.
@sammatthews38049 жыл бұрын
Mr Burns should know the onion belt story. If it was real
@KiwiImpactSaint8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Matthews Consider he is at least a decade older than Simpson senior.
@sammatthews38048 жыл бұрын
yes even though it is probably made up. just like most things that grandpa says
@koshi65058 жыл бұрын
+Sam Matthews He was probably too old to follow the hip young trends back in those days.
@robertgreally8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Matthews it's a regional dialect.
@sammatthews38048 жыл бұрын
me too )
@MadSwagles3 жыл бұрын
"Grandpa, Matlocks not real" "Neither are my teeth. But I can still eat corn on the cob. Only if someone cut it off and turns it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin!"
@babygiraffe1236 жыл бұрын
"Poor Homer. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you." (Gurgling) "Aah! Kill it! KILL IT!" Gets me every time!!!!
@SabreLeonheart2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa!! He's in a coma!!!! 🤣
@ZeHoSmusician8 жыл бұрын
Missing the clip where the family is gathered around the TV, worried because they're watching the space shuttle take off with Homer on board, to which Grandpa responds with something like, "Of course he'll survive--it's TV!" XD
@MsJubjubbird8 жыл бұрын
Now my story begins in 19 dickety 2. We had to say dickety because the Kieser had stolen our word for 20. I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-6 miles
@groenfan8518 жыл бұрын
Ahoyhoy! I preformed your comment to my family. if you go to " Ahoyhoy Abraham Simpson" by GroenFan, you'll see just how much like Abe I sound like!
@theSolo337 жыл бұрын
dickety..highly dubious
@Ontonaut6 жыл бұрын
What are you laughing about, Fatty? Too much pie! That's your problem.
@BarberJ956 жыл бұрын
So today it’s dickety-18?
@CrewMonkey14585 жыл бұрын
His strategy works, lol
@supermariobro938 жыл бұрын
"I'm in love!" ☺️ "No, wait... It's a stroke...." 😐 "No, wait! It IS love!!!" 😄
@por22ito7 жыл бұрын
I'm in looooooooooooooove!
@FerrarifanOls955 жыл бұрын
(Rolls onto the highway on the stretcher)
@kylemitchell20528 жыл бұрын
not going to lie... grandpa simpson reminds me of my own grandfather.
@badnipple7 жыл бұрын
kyle mitchell HAHAHAHA
@carultch6 жыл бұрын
Well he's probably based on a lot of other people named grandpa.
@KABAL-19953 ай бұрын
@@badnipplesays the girl named bad nipple 😂😂
@dorourke1055 жыл бұрын
Grandpa: Well I'm going to the outhouse Lisa: We don't have an outhouse Homer: My toolshed!!
@davidhonez88594 жыл бұрын
I love "since you broke Grandpa's teeth now he gets to break yours"
@discodizzuck2 жыл бұрын
Oooh this is gonna be sweet.
@lordmonty94218 жыл бұрын
"---'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say..."
@por22ito8 жыл бұрын
"... now where were we, oh yeah..."
@justaquail13488 жыл бұрын
Grampa Simpson is by far the best character!
@stephenabellon27424 жыл бұрын
"Grandpa, we need to know your first name." "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMBSTONE?!"
@stephena.railey7125 Жыл бұрын
The look on Mr. Burns’ and Smithers face is priceless as he is telling the onion belt story 😂
@Skankhunt42....3 жыл бұрын
"Give up the goods you yellow devil!!" Amazing xD
@ChrisMac24898 жыл бұрын
i go into comas all the......... (sleeps) (wakes up) french toast please lol
@ScoobaSteveNC6 жыл бұрын
ChrisMac2489 i died laughing at that part.
@Dan-ky5es8 жыл бұрын
Grandpa's best line - "I'll be good." hahaha
@twobellz3 жыл бұрын
“I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time“ 😂😂😂😂
@cwookdev7 жыл бұрын
I like to end my sentences with "because of the war!" now
@Sh0ckmaster3 жыл бұрын
Missed out one of my favourites: Homer: Boy, because you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. *Grandpa, pounding his fist in to his palm* Grandpa: Ooooh, this is going to be sweet!
@pinkpolopete7459 жыл бұрын
"Cmon you yellow devil!"
@PhantoMace20129 жыл бұрын
Grandpa simpson is the funniest!!!"Ah!!! Kill it!!!""French toast please!""...no wait its a stroke""You already put me in a home!!""Youre making my tombstone!"
@spectrevampire2 жыл бұрын
"That doll is evil. Evil, I tell ya! Eeeeeee-villlllll!" "Grandpa, you said that about all the presents." "...I just want some attention."
@tailuigi8 жыл бұрын
Wish you'd included the bit where he's seen in the background out the window, and screams "DEEEAAATH!!!" pointing at the birdbath, scaring the birds.
@micahphilson Жыл бұрын
"This elevator only goes to the basement. ... _and someone made an awful mess down there..."_
@MunchyDean-h8x Жыл бұрын
"Alright , Alright Bart since you broke grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours" " Oh this is gonna be sweet" hilarious 😂 hilarious.
@Ragecr1tter9 жыл бұрын
I lost it when gramma realized he couldn't remover anything
@aidangriffiths5075 Жыл бұрын
"Well then we'll put you in the crooked home we seen on 60 minutes" 😂
@AndyJade-df6dj9 ай бұрын
“I’ll be good…Look what your bad ache of son did to my teeth!!!”
@MrElias7607 жыл бұрын
"We should sacrifice him to our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! What? we did it all the time in the 30s."
@thatgworl25046 жыл бұрын
1:07 “I’ll be good” 😂
@IIGrayfoxII8 жыл бұрын
Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles
@respectedgentleman43227 жыл бұрын
Dickety - highly dubious
@BradDLCalt7 жыл бұрын
Respected Gentleman Whatcha cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
@DD22258 жыл бұрын
Cannot believe the turtle biting Abe from the Springfield Files episode wasn't here.
@kisbie2 жыл бұрын
Bart and Lisa’s look of astonishment when Grampa whips his underwear straight out is wonderful. 😲
@tommyt19718 жыл бұрын
The scene where the blathers to Burns & Smithers is still my favorite ep in the whole series.
@JustWasted3HoursHere5 жыл бұрын
My favorite Grampa Simpson quote of all time is when he is going on a picnic with Homer and his family and Marge Says, "Grampa, are you sitting on the apple pie?" and Grampa Simpson says "I hope so...". When I first heard that as a young adult, I DIED.
@Bruh-zx2mc Жыл бұрын
It wasn't a picnic, it was a cider mill, and they were coming home after visiting it.
@JustWasted3HoursHere Жыл бұрын
@@Bruh-zx2mcWhatever. 🙄
@ellismarquez841010 ай бұрын
That always flew over my head as a kid. I used to wonder why Grampa would want to sit on a pie, and just assumed it was because he's weird and senile.
@JustWasted3HoursHere10 ай бұрын
@@ellismarquez8410That is a perfect example of how to craft a joke so that kids will find it funny for one reason, while adults will find it funny for a more nuanced reason. Love the early Simpsons.
@Servbot428 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite scenes is when the family turns on the TV and grandpa freaks out "the pictures...are coming ALIVE!"
@TheRosemontag8 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include the episode when homer had his mouth wired shut, and he listens to Abe babble about Liberty Cabbages.
@andreslandau76739 жыл бұрын
grandfather is the best way for grandpa simpson
@Fonzleberry8 жыл бұрын
-Hey good lookin'. -In your dreams! -We'll see about that!... Hey good lookin'
@Evan87878 жыл бұрын
I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!
@justinthymes56808 жыл бұрын
Thanks I needed that! : )
@wrestlingfan20248 ай бұрын
Abe is my favorite Simpson. He’s just so senile and funny.
@N_Moli8 жыл бұрын
1:41 When you see a Deathclaw and you don't have good weapons.
@thebreakfastmegapowers35258 жыл бұрын
It was the style at the time..
@joeytrimble15588 жыл бұрын
LMAO the crooked home we seen on 60 mins
@bsgambati13 жыл бұрын
I'll be good.
@tylertilwick68529 ай бұрын
Abe: “QUICK, we must kill the boy!” Marge: “How’d you know he’s a vampire?!” Abe: “He’s a vampire?!! AAAHHH!!!”
@RafaelJoy1337 Жыл бұрын
I love how my dad used to act just like homer and now hes slowly turning into abe
@lukechadwick50454 жыл бұрын
The fact that Abe actually stayed and sought of raised homer is actually astonishing I believe his love to homer was different to Mona, Mona was rebellious to cause while Abe was a military man two different movements happening while Abe sounds ridiculous and plays down homer and the rest of the Simpson gene but deep down Abe is the grandpa we always wanted
@Aaaaaaaartem4142 жыл бұрын
What did I just read ?
@Omegajunior26586 жыл бұрын
Grampa Simpson known as Abraham J. Simpson is a real hoot 🦉 and he's absolutely hilarious 😂!
@Johnno99898 жыл бұрын
what about the bit where Abe met Sideshow Bob and recited the alphabet?
@soko47108 жыл бұрын
+Johnno9989 'C would usually follow...'
@Zahnno8 жыл бұрын
+Johnno9989 Not that food.
@redjirachi14 жыл бұрын
"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions" He died in 1908 and this episode was made in 1996, so it still works if you assume Grandpa is at least 89
@bdjoh0114 жыл бұрын
Grover Cleveland was president in the 19th century though.
@ClassicGamer90444 жыл бұрын
2:04 this is the reason why I love Grandpa/ Abe Simpson Soo much 🤗😄
@mr.l87235 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to drive my family crazy at that age 😂😂😂😂😂
@Mister-Red Жыл бұрын
2:55 don't forget that abe and burns fought together in ww2
@soulassassin0g5 жыл бұрын
4:34 me during exams.
@canny_linguist2 жыл бұрын
"Coma? Why I go in and out of comas all the... 😪 French toast please" 🤣
@grusome14 жыл бұрын
He's exactly like my grandfather. I love Grampa so much (up until the flanderization of his character of course)
@iamdonnietae3 жыл бұрын
When you’ve been craving pizza, and catch your roommate in the kitchen 3:44
@libbyparsons39049 ай бұрын
Aw Maggie looks so innocent playing with her blocks
@phantomform417110 ай бұрын
I'm going to purposefully act like Abe simpson when I'm old. People will believe I was losing my mind when I was only trolling.
@AlfredRayAnimations8 ай бұрын
Genius 😂😂😂
@soulassassin0g4 жыл бұрын
4:35 My brain during a math test.
@Yakkymania Жыл бұрын
one of my favorite Simpsons characters
@RamrodAI7 жыл бұрын
"Let's sacrifice him to our god!" *silence* "C'mon we did it all the time in the 30s."
@nathanielrodriguez96937 ай бұрын
Grandpa Simpson ❌ Nogla ✅
@WillScarlet168 жыл бұрын
"Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling!"
@TheBoredVP3 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Simpson is a bad ass military veteran who got lost in a porta potty on a military base.
@justinweber49776 ай бұрын
"I'll be alright, as long as I remember my army training... ...Dang."
@Xanatos216 жыл бұрын
You should have also added that one scene from "The Old Man and the Key" episode where Abe crashes his car into the Springfield Aquarium and says, "Is this the Dairy Queen?"
@spade18125 жыл бұрын
But the most important thing is I tied an onion to my belt
@Hairmetallurgist7 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Simpson appears in the kitchen with a cape, brandishing fangs: "I'm a vampire!" His fangs pop out of his mouth and land on the floor; Abe tries to fly and runs into the refrigerator: "This cape is giving me a rash..."
@johnrider57013 жыл бұрын
Your making my tombstone!!!
@VanillaLimeCoke2 жыл бұрын
0:26 This proves that Bart has an ADHD problem or some other problem 0:41 just love how they show the close up of Homer putting the key into the lock
@dibarra54617 жыл бұрын
"Coma? Pfff.... Well I go in and out of comas all the... . . French toast, please!"
@Insideoutfan18 ай бұрын
He is hilarious 😂
@DrRockso798 жыл бұрын
Damn, the coma scene with the line about flashbacks would have been a great opener for this video. :P
@ASimpsonsfanaticforBurns7 жыл бұрын
Bart: Really did that ever work for you? Grampa: Sure did, I remember it like it was yesterday.. *thought bubble of static appears* Uh-oh!
@mikewright79648 жыл бұрын
3:28 - When Tumblr feminists don't have anything left to whine about and are over 70 years old
@RockyGems8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Wright Have you seen how overweight they are, though? It's highly unlikely they'd live that long.
@redstonecasey47137 жыл бұрын
3:28 Best merge I've seen in a while.
@TheFailedmessiah2 жыл бұрын
You already put me in a home, well then we’ll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 minutes… I’ll be good. Lmao.
@Wolfencreek3 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Simpsons, I had an onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time.
@warrenduree94177 жыл бұрын
"Laaaaatex.... Con Dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those."
@thehugeilmemerdiyoutube25186 ай бұрын
0:27 Here Bart was really a stupid Brat
@brandonosgood41622 жыл бұрын
2:32 “Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you say.”