Abe Simpson Compilation

[@ekathe85]

"You remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to". That, is the finest line an animated character has ever uttered. And it gets me every damn time.

[@jamesslick4790]

"...No, Wait, It's a stroke!"

[@marcwhitlock5002]

I always found it hilarious grandpa's onion story even annoyed Mr. Burns who is older and pretty senile himself

[@azh698]

Burns is sharp as a tack. He's just too distant from contemporary culture, that's why he keeps bringing up dead celebrities or dead businesses (like the airship travel company, confederated slave holdings and Congreve's flammable powders).

[@slipstreamxr3763]

@@azh698 No to mention he also tends to bring up countries that either no longer exist or have since been renamed.

[@Chineseconcrete]

@@azh698 he isn’t sharp as a tack. He promoted a dog to vice president

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Gain RP

[@jf13579]

It was the style at the time. Couldn’t get white onions. Because of the war.

[@Roanix1]

When Grandpa says "Gimme five bees for a quarter", he holds up both hands because he only has 4 fingers on a hand. Now that's attention to detail!

[@samuelmcdermott4359]

This comment cracks me up lmao

[@crashnspin]

I wouldn't really call it attention to detail when it's by design

[@TiroDvD]

In the Simpsons God has five fingers. simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/God

[@Roanix1]

@@crashnspin Fine. Now that's attention to design!

[@Banana-xk1gs]

@@Roanix1 i love you

[@alexwallar8608]

"I feel all tingly inside, gasp I'M IN LOVE, No wait it's a stroke. NO WAIT IT IS LOVE" priceless

[@Wrz2e]

I found that scene weirdly emotional lol

[@TiroDvD]

@@Wrz2e from the same episode "they may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart."

[@NazriB]

Lies again? App Store

[@canny_linguist]

"I'm in looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove"

[@andymcclurg9916]

And the paramedics that either believe and won't question him further or just don't want him.

[@Eclipton]

I wish you included the other letter he wrote on the typewriter: "Dear Mr. President: There are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crack-addict."

[@Zahnno]

+Eclipton Should have.

[@AJTwo]

+Eclipton sorry for nitpicking, but the last line was 'PS I am not a crackpot'. My favourite: "When I read your magazine, I don’t see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame. To the sickos at ‘Modern Bride’ magazine."

[@nickyblack5913]

Eclipton p p. P.

[@jamescrites3746]

Grandpa we need to know your first name

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

James Crites Let's see here... call me Abraham Simpson!

[@notacompanyfb8410]

Ahhh....Abe Simpson....one of the few simpsons characters who remained likeable and laugh-out-loud hilarious after all these years....

[@Skammee]

I need to tie a white onion to my belt .... makes me laugh anyway

[@FRAAANKYSUUUPER]

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it... and what's it seem weird and scary to me...

[@suchiuomizu]

It will happen to you!

[@mr.l8723]

He was right too

[@SabreLeonheart]

"We need to know your first name!" "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMB STONE!!"

[@jeffr6206]

My Grandma said the same thing when I went to take her picture and ask about one of her stories except she said "YOU"RE WRITTING MY OBITUARY!"

[@chrisd2051]

I wish to be half as epic as Abe Simpson when I'm an old man.

[@kirkster72]

@chrisd2015 him jumping over the dining room table to fight Chester Lampwick makes him a geriatric badass

[@rabbidguarddog]

I'm already taking my life notes cause I wanna have my senile rants ready to hold someone up on the phone 😂

[@micperez819]

Grandpa Simpson reminds me of my Grandma. She always has stories that never end and no point to them

[@FrozenDung]

U should listen to them, my grandma is not alive anymore and I'd listen to here rambling stories happily

[@TheCybervoyeur]

​@@FrozenDungI feel you

[@YaowBucketHEAD]

"I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason....."

[@buttonscasper]

Wow

[@masonf7332]

YaowBucketHEAD that gets me every damn club

[@nateescobales6930]

Can't you just resign?!!

[@comfy88338]

What a mood.

[@nateescobales6930]

You are a waste if tax dollars.

[@nickwick35]

gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say!

[@LouieNJ]

+nickwick35 They didn't have white onions, because of the war! AHHH DEATHHHH!

[@blackeye575]

+NJDEVILS1214 did u tie them to your belts

[@Klamath2046]

It was the style at the time

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

+Klamath2046 which was important

[@purpleknightofficial6481]

so I needed to get a heal for my shoe

[@BigDLiquor]

Him saying "How long was that?" With the pants falling is such a feeling of that being a Homer joke. But it works for Abe because it shows where Homer would get that from.

[@liamj2363]

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

[@CrazyFreak714]

Talk to grandpa, he used to be a man 😄

[@carultch]

Who is the second pair of feet under Marge's car with Homer in that scene at 4:10?

[@CrazyFreak714]

@@carultch fake legs

[@joebrinecraftygamer3369]

He did

[@Razsor97]

@@joebrinecraftygamer3369 Jerp! Hoop! Give up the goods, yo yellow devil!

[@Zerosblade13]

I like how Mr.Burns has patients with Grandpa

[@beerrox711]

maybe he outranks him as a Stonecutter

[@magoomba]

Boneapp the teeth

[@Asukenick]

Did you spend an unforgettable night with a soldier from the US Army in 1944? You did? Was he from the 1 st infantry Division? He was? And was he a gentle, caring lover? He was? Sorry I bothered you.

[@UltraHylia]

Unforgettable night = unforgettable luncheon Soldier from the US Army in 1944 = Skinner 1st infantry division = Springfield Elementary School Gentle, caring lover = passionate about steamed hams

[@Luboman411]

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Mezzurah!"

[@jsinitials1488]

+Luboman411 Before you croak, how did Abe remove his underwear?

[@TeamBabylon-dp2xf]

I could listen to Abe Simpson all day.

[@sammatthews3804]

Mr Burns should know the onion belt story. If it was real

[@KiwiImpactSaint]

+Sam Matthews Consider he is at least a decade older than Simpson senior.

[@sammatthews3804]

yes even though it is probably made up. just like most things that grandpa says

[@koshi6505]

+Sam Matthews He was probably too old to follow the hip young trends back in those days.

[@robertgreally]

+Sam Matthews it's a regional dialect.

[@sammatthews3804]

me too )

[@MadSwagles]

"Grandpa, Matlocks not real" "Neither are my teeth. But I can still eat corn on the cob. Only if someone cut it off and turns it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin!"

[@babygiraffe123]

"Poor Homer. This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as you." (Gurgling) "Aah! Kill it! KILL IT!" Gets me every time!!!!

[@SabreLeonheart]

Grandpa!! He's in a coma!!!! 🤣

[@ZeHoSmusician]

Missing the clip where the family is gathered around the TV, worried because they're watching the space shuttle take off with Homer on board, to which Grandpa responds with something like, "Of course he'll survive--it's TV!" XD

[@MsJubjubbird]

Now my story begins in 19 dickety 2. We had to say dickety because the Kieser had stolen our word for 20. I chased that rascal to get it back but gave up after dickety-6 miles

[@groenfan851]

Ahoyhoy! I preformed your comment to my family. if you go to " Ahoyhoy Abraham Simpson" by GroenFan, you'll see just how much like Abe I sound like!

[@theSolo33]

dickety..highly dubious

[@Ontonaut]

What are you laughing about, Fatty? Too much pie! That's your problem.

[@BarberJ95]

So today it’s dickety-18?

[@CrewMonkey1458]

His strategy works, lol

[@supermariobro93]

"I'm in love!" ☺️ "No, wait... It's a stroke...." 😐 "No, wait! It IS love!!!" 😄

[@por22ito]

I'm in looooooooooooooove!

[@FerrarifanOls95]

(Rolls onto the highway on the stretcher)

[@kylemitchell2052]

not going to lie... grandpa simpson reminds me of my own grandfather.

[@badnipple]

kyle mitchell HAHAHAHA

[@carultch]

Well he's probably based on a lot of other people named grandpa.

[@KABAL-1995]

@@badnipplesays the girl named bad nipple 😂😂

[@dorourke105]

Grandpa: Well I'm going to the outhouse Lisa: We don't have an outhouse Homer: My toolshed!!

[@davidhonez8859]

I love "since you broke Grandpa's teeth now he gets to break yours"

[@discodizzuck]

Oooh this is gonna be sweet.

[@lordmonty9421]

"---'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say..."

[@por22ito]

"... now where were we, oh yeah..."

[@justaquail1348]

Grampa Simpson is by far the best character!

[@stephenabellon2742]

"Grandpa, we need to know your first name." "YOU'RE MAKING MY TOMBSTONE?!"

[@stephena.railey7125]

The look on Mr. Burns’ and Smithers face is priceless as he is telling the onion belt story 😂

[@Skankhunt42....]

"Give up the goods you yellow devil!!" Amazing xD

[@ChrisMac2489]

i go into comas all the......... (sleeps) (wakes up) french toast please lol

[@ScoobaSteveNC]

ChrisMac2489 i died laughing at that part.

[@Dan-ky5es]

Grandpa's best line - "I'll be good." hahaha

[@twobellz]

“I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time“ 😂😂😂😂

[@cwookdev]

I like to end my sentences with "because of the war!" now

[@Sh0ckmaster]

Missed out one of my favourites: Homer: Boy, because you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. *Grandpa, pounding his fist in to his palm* Grandpa: Ooooh, this is going to be sweet!

[@pinkpolopete745]

"Cmon you yellow devil!"

[@PhantoMace2012]

Grandpa simpson is the funniest!!!"Ah!!! Kill it!!!""French toast please!""...no wait its a stroke""You already put me in a home!!""Youre making my tombstone!"

[@spectrevampire]

"That doll is evil. Evil, I tell ya! Eeeeeee-villlllll!" "Grandpa, you said that about all the presents." "...I just want some attention."

[@tailuigi]

Wish you'd included the bit where he's seen in the background out the window, and screams "DEEEAAATH!!!" pointing at the birdbath, scaring the birds.

[@micahphilson]

"This elevator only goes to the basement. ... _and someone made an awful mess down there..."_

[@MunchyDean-h8x]

"Alright , Alright Bart since you broke grandpa's teeth he gets to break yours" " Oh this is gonna be sweet" hilarious 😂 hilarious.

[@Ragecr1tter]

I lost it when gramma realized he couldn't remover anything

[@aidangriffiths5075]

"Well then we'll put you in the crooked home we seen on 60 minutes" 😂

[@AndyJade-df6dj]

“I’ll be good…Look what your bad ache of son did to my teeth!!!”

[@MrElias760]

"We should sacrifice him to our GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! What? we did it all the time in the 30s."

[@thatgworl2504]

1:07 “I’ll be good” 😂

[@IIGrayfoxII]

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Dickety - highly dubious

[@BradDLCalt]

Respected Gentleman Whatcha cacklin' at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

[@DD2225]

Cannot believe the turtle biting Abe from the Springfield Files episode wasn't here.

[@kisbie]

Bart and Lisa’s look of astonishment when Grampa whips his underwear straight out is wonderful. 😲

[@tommyt1971]

The scene where the blathers to Burns & Smithers is still my favorite ep in the whole series.

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

My favorite Grampa Simpson quote of all time is when he is going on a picnic with Homer and his family and Marge Says, "Grampa, are you sitting on the apple pie?" and Grampa Simpson says "I hope so...". When I first heard that as a young adult, I DIED.

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

It wasn't a picnic, it was a cider mill, and they were coming home after visiting it.

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@@Bruh-zx2mcWhatever. 🙄

[@ellismarquez8410]

That always flew over my head as a kid. I used to wonder why Grampa would want to sit on a pie, and just assumed it was because he's weird and senile.

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

@@ellismarquez8410That is a perfect example of how to craft a joke so that kids will find it funny for one reason, while adults will find it funny for a more nuanced reason. Love the early Simpsons.

[@Servbot42]

One of my favorite scenes is when the family turns on the TV and grandpa freaks out "the pictures...are coming ALIVE!"

[@TheRosemontag]

You forgot to include the episode when homer had his mouth wired shut, and he listens to Abe babble about Liberty Cabbages.

[@andreslandau7673]

grandfather is the best way for grandpa simpson

[@Fonzleberry]

-Hey good lookin'. -In your dreams! -We'll see about that!... Hey good lookin'

[@Evan8787]

I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!

[@justinthymes5680]

Thanks I needed that! : )

[@wrestlingfan2024]

Abe is my favorite Simpson. He’s just so senile and funny.

[@N_Moli]

1:41 When you see a Deathclaw and you don't have good weapons.

[@thebreakfastmegapowers3525]

It was the style at the time..

[@joeytrimble1558]

LMAO the crooked home we seen on 60 mins

[@bsgambati1]

I'll be good.

[@tylertilwick6852]

Abe: “QUICK, we must kill the boy!” Marge: “How’d you know he’s a vampire?!” Abe: “He’s a vampire?!! AAAHHH!!!”

[@RafaelJoy1337]

I love how my dad used to act just like homer and now hes slowly turning into abe

[@lukechadwick5045]

The fact that Abe actually stayed and sought of raised homer is actually astonishing I believe his love to homer was different to Mona, Mona was rebellious to cause while Abe was a military man two different movements happening while Abe sounds ridiculous and plays down homer and the rest of the Simpson gene but deep down Abe is the grandpa we always wanted

[@Aaaaaaaartem414]

What did I just read ?

[@Omegajunior2658]

Grampa Simpson known as Abraham J. Simpson is a real hoot 🦉 and he's absolutely hilarious 😂!

[@Johnno9989]

what about the bit where Abe met Sideshow Bob and recited the alphabet?

[@soko4710]

+Johnno9989 'C would usually follow...'

[@Zahnno]

+Johnno9989 Not that food.

[@redjirachi1]

"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions" He died in 1908 and this episode was made in 1996, so it still works if you assume Grandpa is at least 89

[@bdjoh011]

Grover Cleveland was president in the 19th century though.

[@ClassicGamer9044]

2:04 this is the reason why I love Grandpa/ Abe Simpson Soo much 🤗😄

[@mr.l8723]

Can’t wait to drive my family crazy at that age 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mister-Red]

2:55 don't forget that abe and burns fought together in ww2

[@soulassassin0g]

4:34 me during exams.

[@canny_linguist]

"Coma? Why I go in and out of comas all the... 😪 French toast please" 🤣

[@grusome1]

He's exactly like my grandfather. I love Grampa so much (up until the flanderization of his character of course)

[@iamdonnietae]

When you’ve been craving pizza, and catch your roommate in the kitchen 3:44

[@libbyparsons3904]

Aw Maggie looks so innocent playing with her blocks

[@phantomform4171]

I'm going to purposefully act like Abe simpson when I'm old. People will believe I was losing my mind when I was only trolling.

[@AlfredRayAnimations]

Genius 😂😂😂

[@soulassassin0g]

4:35 My brain during a math test.

[@Yakkymania]

one of my favorite Simpsons characters

[@RamrodAI]

"Let's sacrifice him to our god!" *silence* "C'mon we did it all the time in the 30s."

[@nathanielrodriguez9693]

Grandpa Simpson ❌ Nogla ✅

[@WillScarlet16]

"Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling!"

[@TheBoredVP]

Grandpa Simpson is a bad ass military veteran who got lost in a porta potty on a military base.

[@justinweber4977]

"I'll be alright, as long as I remember my army training... ...Dang."

[@Xanatos21]

You should have also added that one scene from "The Old Man and the Key" episode where Abe crashes his car into the Springfield Aquarium and says, "Is this the Dairy Queen?"

[@spade1812]

But the most important thing is I tied an onion to my belt

[@Hairmetallurgist]

Grandpa Simpson appears in the kitchen with a cape, brandishing fangs: "I'm a vampire!" His fangs pop out of his mouth and land on the floor; Abe tries to fly and runs into the refrigerator: "This cape is giving me a rash..."

[@johnrider5701]

Your making my tombstone!!!

[@VanillaLimeCoke]

0:26 This proves that Bart has an ADHD problem or some other problem 0:41 just love how they show the close up of Homer putting the key into the lock

[@dibarra5461]

"Coma? Pfff.... Well I go in and out of comas all the... . . French toast, please!"

[@Insideoutfan1]

He is hilarious 😂

[@DrRockso79]

Damn, the coma scene with the line about flashbacks would have been a great opener for this video. :P

[@ASimpsonsfanaticforBurns]

Bart: Really did that ever work for you? Grampa: Sure did, I remember it like it was yesterday.. *thought bubble of static appears* Uh-oh!

[@mikewright7964]

3:28 - When Tumblr feminists don't have anything left to whine about and are over 70 years old

[@RockyGems]

+Mike Wright Have you seen how overweight they are, though? It's highly unlikely they'd live that long.

[@redstonecasey4713]

3:28 Best merge I've seen in a while.

[@TheFailedmessiah]

You already put me in a home, well then we’ll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 minutes… I’ll be good. Lmao.

[@Wolfencreek]

I used to watch Simpsons, I had an onion tied to my belt, as was the style at the time.

[@warrenduree9417]

"Laaaaatex.... Con Dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those."

[@thehugeilmemerdiyoutube2518]

0:27 Here Bart was really a stupid Brat

[@brandonosgood4162]

2:32 “Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you say.”