Bear Patrol

[@reagank.2268]

“A LARGE BEAR like animal, most likely a BEAR” Best reporter ever

[@bengonzales1182]

"has wandered down from the hills in search of food, or perhaps, employment."

[@System509]

A large Boulder the size of a small Boulder lol

[@apemant]

You got it man, best part 😂

[@GamingClipStudios]

Funny af

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

2nd best, number 1 will always be the leprechaun in Alabama with the "amateur sketch"

[@12Jakeyboy]

"A bear has wandered down from the hills in search of food or perhaps employment" is one of my favourite lines in all of TV ever 😆😆

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

It probably was searching for employment. See, the bears had hard times, what with the bees going on honey strike and them not getting some action in the cave. They need to bring in the bacon.

[@tyran5169]

I love how Moe has his own truck for Barney.

[@isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698]

Maybe having to carry a knocked out Barney on a truck happens more often than we know.

[@mungarito2187]

The Moes truck may be one of my favorite all time scenes

[@theflanman1986]

This one scene Is funnier than all the Simpsons episodes in the last 15 years combined

[@Peizxcv]

That truck is from Moe's panda and whale smuggling business

[@CellarDoorx06]

The absolute star of this vid!

[@Adam-mh7zv]

I love how the bear wasn't even vicious, it was just curious and people were treating it like it had ravaged all of the neighbourhood.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's the joke.

[@lz8703]

“You suck Mcbain!”

[@AtlasBlizzard]

That's sadly how a lot of people react to wild animals.

[@ijemand5672]

Says a lot about our society

[@Roark787]

Not like they should get friendly or comfortable with it, but it's not intentionally going out of it's way to harm people because it's bored. You're more likely to find more malicious intent in a common household cat than in a wild bear.

[@belowtwenty]

I love that Homer is perfectly okay with paying $5 for an anti tiger rock but outraged at paying $5 for a bear patrol tax lmao

[@Jay_76]

It actually makes sense. The Anti-Tiger Rock was a one-time purchase. The Bear Patrol Tax is a repeating expense.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Just like the cartoon reality we live in where people are eating horse de-wormer instead of taking a free vaccine.

[@adamantiuscloudcat1799]

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep I usually don't take anything for free. It has a trick most of the time.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

@@adamantiuscloudcat1799 Okay well take it for the donut then.

[@azh698]

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep That "horse dewormer" has been certified for use in humans for certain conditions. The "free vaccine" is experimental technology and costs a fortune in tax money.

[@dragonknightleader1]

$5 for ambulances, helicopters, and stealth bombers is pretty good.

[@NotShowingOff]

Alex it was monthly. So 60 dollars a year. When you are like homer, you can get a six-pack for that, back then.

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

@@NotShowingOff More like $5 bi-weekly, that's $130 annually.

[@cadethumann8605]

@@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Still, $130 a year with taxes doesn't sound bad. I work in a job that's minimum wage is $15 per hour. $130 would easily be taken care of with 2 days of work.

[@BadBoyBobby85]

Not if you never use them and never will

[@zachattack5742]

Or $260 if you get weekly checks. 😆

[@Tomapella]

I like how Barney manages to stay conscious for way longer than a full-grown bear after being shot with animal tranquilizer. Dude has some serious tolerance.

[@MaxOakland]

I thought the same thing

[@bigbaba1111]

Never noticed that mate.😂

[@azisles02]

That's not really something he should be proud of though.

[@seronymus]

@@MaxOakland why the music symbol

[@MaxOakland]

@@seronymus it’s becaUse I’m a verified music artist. It was automatically added

[@matthewbarrett8479]

"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax" "that's the homeowners' tax"

[@raunakthakur317]

Good old days, when Simpson joke means something

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Doh!

[@MyxeQ]

This is still one of my favorite lines.

[@el-kiote]

Tax this!

[@davidjones3165]

I pay the David tax

[@gabsy_ferreira]

I love how confused and even friendly the bear looks while everybody panics

[@LordTalax]

I love how most of the comments start with "I Love". A programmed generation.

[@peteswafflemeyer5620]

@@LordTalax people peddling this generational nonsense are just as stupid as they think the people they're addressing are. absolute cringe.

[@matasstonkus3382]

I love it

[@katanah3195]

The bear legit looks so friend shaped and huggable.

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

​@@LordTalaxhow tf is saying I love like what the op said "proof" of programing? Are we really at the point where saying something perfectly normal is somehow part of a conspiracy or something? Whatever generation you're from definitely isn't a good one.

[@Spinner891]

"Accessory to being a bear" gets me every time.

[@fabiovezzaro7505]

Sorry man can u explain the meaning of that sentence to me, non english speaker? 😁

[@Spinner891]

@fabiovezzaro7505 When a person commits a crime, and another person is knowingly involved, they are an 'accessory to the crime' even if they didn't commit the crime itself. Like if somebody helped another person commit murder, they would be an 'accessory to murder'. It means that you weren't the person who directly committed the crime, but you knowingly assisted the criminal in committing the crime.

[@gmwdim]

I love the animation of Lisa initially trying to decline Homer's offer to buy her rock, then shrugging and selling it anyways.

[@kdash3215]

If you can't beat 'em, take their money.

[@aneilp7631]

I also love Homer looking in all directions to make sure there isn't a tiger in sight and contentedly putting the rock in his pocket after his savvy purchase.

[@rabbit0664]

Same. She's like nah, forget it.

[@davidjones3165]

I need a rock like that

[@rendikuraniawa3086]

@@kdash3215 à 9za

[@rainmaker9300]

That bear is actually really damn cute

[@de132]

Bears can be really cute in real life too

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

But you are their prey,so it's best to avoid them if you wanna live.

[@gregkiteos1936]

Ned is such a drama queen. 😁

[@elbownio5820]

It’s smile is heavenly 😊

[@dutchvanderlinde4938]

Ikr, I was thinking the same thing-

[@Chronometry707]

"Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you." "Does it have an appointment?" "Uhhhh, yes it does." "I phoned ahead!"

[@Darkstar1484]

That is honestly one of the most seymoujr skinner lines

[@missmoanypants]

@@Darkstar1484 That’s why I love the joke so much, it’s very in line with his character.

[@origamipein18]

Smart!

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

Extremely smart.

[@captaindreadeye6264]

Later on... Are these idiots getting dumber or louder?

[@MobileTech296]

I’m kind of impressed at how much gear they were able to get for the Bear Patrol by only charging $5 per person.

[@willtheoct]

$5 per american is 1.5 billion oligarchs love misusing that on stealth bombers

[@peterpanda4296]

@@willtheoct the bear patrol tax is only in springfield 😂

[@alvexok5523]

@@peterpanda4296 how many working residents live in Springfield though? If it's for example, 2,000, than $5 per employee/employer would've paid the city $10,000, which is definitely not enough for a bunch of bear patrol vans, and a freakin bear patrol jet in the sky

[@peterpanda4296]

@@alvexok5523 of course thats not enough, thats the joke, i mean they literally have a stealth bomber lol

[@Mscldrew]

You assume it’s a flat tax…. It could be a 10% tax on income over a threshold. Someone with a million dollar income could be losing 100k to bear patrol taxes.

[@hawkerhellfire9152]

Quimby stealing Moes "pick-a-nick" basket is probably the most underrated joke in the whole series.

[@TyTimeIsAwesome]

I didn't catch that until I was older. It's hilarious as hell.

[@sgtpepper91]

why is it funny?

[@TyTimeIsAwesome]

@@sgtpepper91 I suck at explaining jokes, but I'll try. This joke is layered in 3 parts. The first is that Moe claims these bears are smarter than average and capable of stealing- which is doubtful, plus it's coming from someone like Moe, so most likely he's just bullshitting. The 2nd part is that *it* *actually* *is* *true* because it was Quimby who stole it lol. The last layer is that Quimby, who is obviously quite rich from corroption and what not, has no reason to take a simpleton's picnic basket because he could simply buy something similar. So Quimby did it out of spite or evilness lol or stupidity who knows...

[@sgtpepper91]

@@TyTimeIsAwesome Haha thanks, I was sure the joke was in the "pick-a-nick" pronunciation Moe used, but I guess I just had to watch the episode

[@somethingodd1]

@@sgtpepper91 That is a reference to Yogi bear, a cartoon character who is infamous for stealing "pick-a-nick" baskets from people.

[@gutz1981]

This was peak Simpsons. Every joke lands and is still funny today.

[@drtonni4920]

gutz1981 they're looong gone now

[@axelfoley1406]

I know. What a great series. At least we can always go back to the older seasons and still enjoy them. Even funnier now as an adult. Gotta thank Conan O'Brien for being one of the writers and produers during these seasons.

[@gorginhanson]

Trumpsters: Ah not an illegal in site. The wall must be working perfectly!

[@starwarsroo2448]

This is when it was starting go a little bit weak, not absolute poo, but not quite as good

[@beffjaker7477]

gutz1981 yup...thats conan o brian for ya

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

"A large bear-like animal, most likely a bear" XD

[@joshuatewolde1837]

Misanthropic Isolation 3:08 “And These Ones are “Smarter” that the Average Bear. They Swiped My Pic-A-Nic Basket!” XD 😂 😆 😝 🧺 🐻

[@liebestitch689]

I think the bear is looking for employment

[@stefanfilipovits21]

It’s like a freakin’ country bear jamboroo round here!

[@bigblue9996]

"Fiery but mostly peaceful protests"

[@xxxx85]

"Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!" "That's the home OWNER tax." Hahahaha :D :D :D

[@mattenryy]

Looks like bad news for the Impson family... LMAO

[@cgee7590]

DompyG That's it, if I'm going to be trapped in the house, I'm going out to buy some beer!

[@benjaminurbina5391]

Thats the best part AJAJAJAJA

[@mrbored975]

Imp sons

[@mrbored975]

Simp sons

[@Victory987]

Bad news for the Bears.

[@LostOneOmega]

"If you want wild bears eatin your children and scaring away your salmon: that's your business." So subtle, yet so powerful

[@ddthewolf]

It's amazing what Homer can remember during certain situations lol

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Better dead than bear. 🐻

[@HandleJack]

Has the same ring as the immigration and trash commissioner episodes. And certain recent events.

[@bengray8637]

Homer may not be very bright, but even he can say what's on our minds.

[@nekozombie]

Skinner's "I phoned ahead" made me laugh so much for some reason

[@HandleJack]

because even when he's part of an angry mob, he's still lame as hell.

[@ThePyroSquirrel1]

“Am I so out of touch?”

[@kguy152000]

I love how Mayor Quimby is whiting-out signatures on documents when they enter.

[@GreasyMcNasty]

That's awesome! I never noticed that either and I've seen all these episodes dozens of times. Another proof that this was the Golden Age of The Simpsons.

[@jjjjjjjjj99]

2:53 never noticed that

[@wellllew3591]

Yeah and he also eats from a picnic basket, maybe not just coincidentially the day moe's was stolen

[@t8506]

@@wellllew3591 Thanks captain obvious

[@radscorpion8]

I also love how someone does something

[@jessestefanson9866]

"Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the Bears, I knew it was them."

[@Neonprettykitty]

Jesse Stefanson This is my favourite line ❤😂 Shame the video ended before it

[@morganrichards1694]

"if you want to pick on immigrants then pick on Willie!" "Willie please, the children want to pick on someone their own size"

[@cptyolowaffle]

Those damn immagants! They’re taking all our bleach!

[@thezenitsufan1249]

According to the audio commentary of this episode it was originally titled the anti-immigrant song which was a parody of the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

[@opencommentsbbcnewsnight1704]

@Jesse Stefanson An extremely bad immigration policy is damaging the United States.

[@MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

What gets me is the bear just peacefully minding his business whilst everyone else loses their minds.

[@misterjder1.831]

Yeah he's so chilled right

[@danielleking262]

ikr it's so hilarious, it's probably the most peaceful bear and here's Ned driving like a madman and jumps through the window when the bear is just sitting there 😂

[@arrownoir]

Next time maybe he shouldn’t be a bear.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's the joke.

[@Stingra87]

"It's all part of the plan"

[@SinisterPixel]

You have to admire Kent's commitment to accurate reporting. He remarks it's *most likely* a bear. Just on the off chance that it's later identified as something else 😂

[@keiyakins]

He also gives sensible, accurate advice to just chill for a bit indoors, which honestly makes everyone else's panic funnier

[@GeneralESB]

I love how Wiggum’s aim is so bad that, despite pointing straight at the bear, he instead hit Barney even though he was no where near the bear.

[@melissam597]

*comic book guy voice* “worst police officer ever”

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

He must’ve graduated the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

[@radscorpion8]

i love that too. What else do you love?

[@danielannis2615]

Yeah, you know what, when you really think about it, why’d they let this guy be Chief of Police in the first place?

[@Dave-sk9mn]

"I'm panicking neddy, I can't work the nob" that line always makes me giggle, its so ridiculously out of the blue, I mean its a doorknob lmao

[@Chris-ln6so]

I feel like this exactly how I would be in such a crisis.

[@billyjudd3326]

Ned: 'screams 3 times and barges through the windows next to the doors".

[@youkai3785]

And meanwhile while Ned is panicking, the bear just sits there staring...

[@Cove777]

Every person in a horror movie

[@hllyenaylleth9576]

did anyone realize that it's a multiple joke, like she doesn't know how to work a nob, or 'junk'

[@alsunpilsut]

"Bad news for the... Impson family!" 😆😆😆

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

That's your mailbox, Simpson!!

[@ddthewolf]

@@jasminnemcdonald94A D'oh!

[@shadyavich4595]

I love Homer's stupidity, always cracks me up

[@HSimon1981]

I love that bit can't believe Homer is so stupid but it's funny

[@None-Trick_Pony]

I consider this one of the best jokes of all time full stop. It has everything. Brilliant writing, incredible delivery, perfect execution, and a football to the groin!

[@jackorox8140]

Moe : "Yeah and these ones are smarter than the average bear. They swiped my pic-a-nic basket." Cracks me up everytime

[@mrbrianandrewsmith]

The fact that it was Quimby really brought it home.

[@TheBfutgreg]

@@mrbrianandrewsmith Never got why he was eating a sandwich at that moment until now....classic Simpsons have so many layers to the humor, truly a great show

[@danielleking262]

The AV-ER-AGE bear. 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Yogi reference.

[@leociresi4292]

Homer:” It’s like freaking Country Bear Jamberoo around here!”

[@L_Martin]

3:43 I love the voice acting. The subtle little “oh”

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I love how the bear just sits there and looks curious instead of doing anything threatening.

[@Jared_Wignall]

We're Here! We're Queer! We don't want anymore Bears!

[@Emoidiot187]

Jared Wignall are you quoting the show or just being loud

[@Jared_Wignall]

The show...

[@agentprime2179]

They cut out the mustache parade line.

[@JulesDread]

I know, and that's the best part.

[@gunsmithbasic]

lol look at the video description. "we're here. we're clear..." why clean it up for the description??

[@2000sDigitalBoy]

"That's specious reasoning, dad." "Thank you, honey."

[@zxKAOS1]

A $5 tax seems to be a pretty good deal given all of the personnel and craft they're getting.

[@qty1315]

Maybe the army just had a surplus and sold them to Springfield for a cheap price.

[@mustangrt8866]

technically, if every citizen paid 5$ yearly, the bear patrol can get 4 B1-Spirits

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Mustang Rt depends on the size of Springfield given that it changes from small town to one with an international airport

[@connormclernon26]

zxKAOS1 except no one wants to have to foot the bill even if it’s only an extra $5

[@srujan00]

@@mustangrt8866 B-1s are Lancers, B-2s are Spirits

[@Natedawg38]

I love how barney and the bears tranquilized expressions are pretty much the same like they're brothers passed out at a frat party

[@leandrotami]

the way Flanders scratches the door with his nails, it always makes me laugh

[@agentprime2179]

One count to being a bear and one count to being an accessory to being a bear.

[@matthewwyllie9041]

The Scottish police

[@kevinkent6351]

Sweet dreams, Smokey....

[@CatMaster90001]

They could have charged Barney with ketamine consumption...

[@GSNRecords]

Wow, opening my eyes to the Simpsons being homophobic.

[@CamMci]

@@GSNRecords huh?

[@balzirus]

U.S forrest service truck for the bear Moe's truck for barney LMFAO

[@j.rangel1457]

“If I’m going to be trapped inside the house, I’m going out to go buy some beer” kind of foretells 2020 a bit

[@neequayegill3951]

Are you really trying to make this a "Simpsons told the future" thing? 🤨

[@alexandertheresurrection2810]

I know I plenty of beer in my fridge for 2020. :) 🍺 🍻

[@TheAngelOfDeath01]

Yeah, no kidding!

[@andrewnada819]

So true!!!!if I'm going to be in lockdown, I might as well be drunk!!!! Lol

[@brandonfrancey5592]

"If I have to be stuck home alone in lockdown, I'm going to do it with all of my friends and family with me."

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Ned Flanders: *jumps through window to escape bear* Bear, not having moved at all: *staring in disbelief*

[@Sonichero151]

Bear: *no thought, head empty, B e a r*

[@johnathanryan2117]

Love how the bear simply looks around incredulously whilst all the people act like total buffoons. Back when the Simpsons was cleverly done.

[@tristanband4003]

The bear was really just being chill.

[@ianlaswick9505]

Unless its hungry or has cubs around Bears don't pay humans much mind Well except for Grizzlies and Polar Bears, they may mess you up just for being in the wrong place

[@Sonichero151]

​@@ianlaswick9505outside of polar bears, most of the time bears are extremely chill, even grizzlies can just sit there existing in vibes. Bears have the ability to truly go no thought head empty

[@fruitlion8]

I love the music as the bear walks in. Tells you from the start he's harmless :)

[@soko4710]

I love barney's role in the bear-tranquilising scene. such perfect randomness...

[@neilyoungboy]

I love how the bear just looks at Ned and is like; Hi, do you wanna be friends?

[@Stealth-ve7nw]

Kevin Murphy LOL I know the bear looked like he was really confused by Ned.

[@neothethorpeparkfan5512]

Kevin Murphy lol

[@willisner5836]

Kevin Murphy flanders is such a pussy

[@TheDarkKRoo]

this is what flanders thought as he saw the bear "holy diddly iddly it's a bear!".

[@laurajohnson7288]

Kevin Murphy lol ikr lol he was just looking at Ned like hi what's your name⁉ you want to be friends⁉ lol

[@brocksamson9737]

so many golden one liners. my god classic Simpson episodes take me back. I remember still being able to watch these on fox back through out the mid-late 90s. good times.

[@baardagaam]

the Moe's truck loading Barney ,after the US Forest truck loaded the bear was so hilarious😄

[@theloniouskeys7812]

I liked when Lisa's advanced intelligence had an air of humility with it. In these days she was my favorite character.

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

TheloniousKeys781 when she wasn't a prick

[@JanetStarChild]

Come on.. Lisa has gotten way more interesting over the years. You're honestly going to tell me you liked her more when she was perfect and had no flaws? It's weird how some people hate her now because she's a much more well-rounded character and a more realistic kid. How does Bart get a free pass when he's been such a little shit from day 1? It's like, nooo, dog forbid that Lisa has a more capricious and rebellious side to her now and isn't such a Mary Sue anymore. We apparently can't have that; people will just have a fit if Lisa is suddenly interesting.

[@JanetStarChild]

Based on what? All of your six years of Simpsons viewing? Son, I've been watching the Simpsons since it first aired, and I've seen all the characters develop over all that time. Lisa was originally amusing in the cartoon sketches in the Tracey Ullman Show; Then when The Simpsons spun off into its own show, Lisa was written as "the good child" opposite to Bart's "bad child", and that would be her defining role for years, until the writers started to make Lisa manic and quirky. Lisa has been given interesting character traits and flaws and is no longer "Little Miss Perfect". She doesn't just have all the answers anymore. Lisa can make mistakes, misjudge something, she can be conceited, neurotic, obsessive, she's prone to panic attacks and will even cross lines to protect her image and reputation. And despite all this, she still has more moral fiber than her family and believes in a better future for everyone.

[@thomasmccann3679]

Advanced intelligence my ass .

[@somethingiswrong1916]

Now she is written to appeal to overweight women with arts degrees who walk around in comfortable shoes and scream and yell at white men.

[@sixonesix3915]

I only just now realized that quimby swiped moe's pickenic basket

[@carultch]

Me too. I thought it was just the way he carries his own lunch to work.

[@tocotoucan7304]

@@lumpylumpyloo Woah, what? That's kind of extreme. This person didn't really do anything...

[@nobrainsnoheadache2434]

Smarter than your average mayor

[@june2420111]

Yes, while people are busy blaming the bears and immigrants, he's stealing people's lunch. Pretty much how politics and politicians actually work in real life.

[@quinnfletcher3906]

I phoned ahead!

[@bengray3245]

“Hey, if you want wild bears eating your children and scaring away your salmon, that’s your business!” Greatest line delivery.

[@stephenboulton8453]

"book em Lou, one count of being a bear... and one count of accessory of being a bear" XD

[@rob3125]

4:20 Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax. Lisa: That's the homeowner tax. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mii.2.0]

Well, anyway, he's still outraged. 😠

[@skylarmontgomery3190]

Would love to be charged with "accessory to being a bear"

[@benemlaw6428]

Love the bears friendly smile while Ned looses his shit.

[@zippo_muk9254]

Homer: “Now to drop gracefully... *through the windshield.”* 🤣

[@toiletdeer3704]

When I saw this episode as a kid, the "impson family" joke was the funniest thing I had ever seen

[@bobbobby1987]

The amount of hilarious jokes packed in four and a half minutes is amazing!

[@ncc1701deee]

It wasn't just the writers. The team of artists & animators from the "golden age era" of the Simpsons, were extraordinary.

[@pochopmartin]

And the music! The plodding bear version of the simpsons theme just highlights the benignity of the bear and sets up the towns overreaction so perfectly.

[@RobertMichael]

“I phoned ahead!” “We’re here we’re queer!” Every joke hits 😂😂😂

[@ddthewolf]

Catch chant there Homer

[@diamanteduul8084]

@WirelessNut I believe it is in fact 'queer'. I think it's something to do with pride rallys but idk what the exact reference.

[@stevencoates3382]

"I phoned ahead!" Lol, gotta love principal Skinner 🤣🤣🤣

[@jordan4192]

I love the 3 boxes of baking soda in the fridge. The little detail that reminds you that Marge Simpson is a total mom.

[@TommyBNSF]

And no food

[@HumanAfterAll123]

"If I'm gonna be trapped inside I'm gonna have some beer" never have truer words been spoken

[@MercSamurai09]

Alcoholics during the Coronavirus

[@iThinkMyNamesBenH]

Sounds like me this entire year.

[@MercSamurai09]

DR. JOE ROGAN that’s gonna make it worse

[@TheBushRanger.]

MercSniper 09 Alcoholics?

[@mindriot91_96]

@@MercSamurai09 Long term, yes. At least you can buy happiness for a few hours :)

[@WendiGonerLH]

I find it hilarious that the bear patrol, which was set up THAT DAY, managed to secure a Northrop Grumman B-2 "Spirit" Stealth Bomber

[@Roushfan5]

+Artyom Zaytsev For $5.00 a citizen as well. We need the Springfield accountant at the federal government. ASAP.

[@TheGroundedAviator]

+Artyom Zaytsev Seeing as they cost $737 million apiece and that's a drop in the bucket in keeping them flying.

[@SoldierOfFate]

+Artyom Zaytsev And now the big question: why exactly would a neighborhood watch-style patrol unit intended to deter and relocate bears need a stealth bomber with cruise missile and nuclear capabilities?

[@borealphoto]

+The Ugly Barnacle Think of the children.

[@andreww1212]

+Artyom Zaytsev That gets me every time.

[@taumpytears6999]

WE'RE HERE!!! WE'RE QUEER !!! WE DONT WANT ANYMORE BEARS !!!

[@4exgold]

+Taumpy Tears "clear" not "queer"

[@taumpytears6999]

+4exgold Never has there ever been an equal rights slogan that contained the words "we're here , we're clear".... unless its scientologists and they arent 'clear' either

[@whyFreezer]

+4exgold They're saying 'queer'.

[@4exgold]

you guys r right, just confirmed on imdb....my bad

[@romacechina]

Wish the vid had the scene where homer mentions where he got the chant from. Though that would explain the joke of it.

[@MrQwint22]

You gotta love Ned desperately jumping through the window while the bear's sitting across the street mildly amused.

[@DifferentTypesofPeople]

90s and early 2000s cartoons made the best cartoon screams, especially with the bouncing tongue.

[@sledge6693]

You left out the best part: Lenny asks Homer "Hey, that's the pretty catchy chant where'd you learn it?", to which he replies "Oh, I heard it at the annual mustache parade they have every year".

[@Ophiuchus123456789]

Sledge lmao!

[@codename617]

In reruns they cut out some gay jokes. I never even seen the episode where a gay moved in with the Simpson's and Homer got worried about Bart until a couple years ago on FXX

[@AndiGravity]

@@codename617 -- Damned homersexuals...

[@Chameleonardodavinci]

@@AndiGravity lmao. Marge is a homersexual

[@nobody-tj1mv]

It wasn't the upsloader. This is a TV recording. And the channel removed some scenes for time, I suppose.

[@LanceUppercut78]

This is just so brilliantly hilarious on so many levels. There is nothing on TV today like this.

[@andykishore]

That is why The Simpsons is an iconic cartoon.

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

rick and morty? no? dont say no!

[@BigK13372]

Amazing World of Gumball

[@kn00tcn]

there wasnt much at ANY point in tv history, very few shows are full of phd writers, scientists, & long hours of iteration

[@ghhghh8170]

Futurama, rick n morty. Futurama especially had smart humor

[@quinnfletcher3906]

I live in BC where we get bears all the time and I can safely say that their reactions are VERY realistic!

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Is it like a country bear jamboroo ‘round there?

[@aredub1847]

how is your beer supply?

[@prasithoudomvilay8454]

i got to see one when i was in bc as well

[@micahphilson]

The fact that Barney stumbles around and drinks the rest of the tranquilizer for so long, yet an actual brown/grizzly bear gets knocked straight out instantly... That bear's a lightweight. Barney's been training his body for years! This is peak male performance!

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

It’s amazing that this is the _only_ clip with the bear.

[@BennSimonn]

I love the bear version of the Simpsons theme.

[@roddydykes7053]

It's like something you'd see in banjo kazooie or donkey kong 64

[@fricken99]

It's the Impsons theme.

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Ben Simon Sounds like something you might hear on Winnie the Pooh.

[@jacintaluppino9758]

Where can I see the reply to this

[@jacintaluppino9758]

I mean the clip

[@stevenwatchorn9816]

I actually use the "Country Bear Jamboroo" line pretty frequently. It is useful in a surprisingly wide variety of situations.

[@unicomaky]

This 4 minute and 31 second clip is funnier than a whole season of the newer simpsons episodes

[@hint0122]

And it's funnier than a entire season of family guy

[@dannidubig]

Sadly true

[@hint0122]

@ANIMATION WEB 3 i am 34 jackass

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

@ANIMATION WEB 3 Don't you have a tide pod to eat or some other dumb thing the internet told you to do?

[@Slashco]

@@hint0122 True. New Simpsons is unfunny, but new FG is even worse.

[@Spudtron98]

The way Lisa silently goes "Eh, fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks" is one of my favourite bits. She may have integrity, but dammit that's some pocket money on the line.

[@SEMIA123]

Kent's lines are some of the most Conan Obrien sounding jokes I've ever heard, it's almost like he wrote for the show or something.

[@jareds.7063]

What is so funny about this clip is that the bear is just sitting there, and everyone freaks out The bear just sits and gets a glimpse of everyday springfield life, such as Ned Flanders slamming his car into a tree and jumping through a window Homer swinging across a cable wire just to get to his car, only to literally fall right in front of the bear The policemen shooting Barney with tranquilizers instead of the bear Barney drinking the tranquilizer and belching moments before falling over

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Now that you’ve catalogued it all I’ve gotta admit: That poor bear saw some weird s*it.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

When a wild bear is the most rational living thing in town.

[@FS28_]

We're going to get rid of the bears and make the bears pay for it! Homer2016

[@jessmorgan6732]

MAKE SPRINGFIELD BEARLESS AGAIN

[@sexhaie]

furrysega7 #BearsForHomer

[@brucelston]

Jess Morgan Lol trump

[@TimeBomb014X]

Well Simpsons did predict him

[@Doggy_gameroblox2014]

No more bears no more bears

[@adamshane948]

0:12, Ned's scream is hilarious

[@Mii.2.0]

0:28 is better.

[@gdawgbull6568]

Run daaddy run!

[@jakubrileymercado1930]

it's too funny to watch it over and over again

[@gamechallengerwolf3856]

The bear was acting more like a lost puppy more friendly then wild animal,

[@evanbelisle8464]

“I’m panicking Neddy, I can’t work the knob!” Lmfao

[@princessmarlena1359]

We have bears in my old neighborhood back in California all of the time. The drought and forest fires forced them into the suburbs, seeking food or perhaps employment.

[@aweha]

Good thing they have a billion dollar stealth bomber keeping those bears away.

[@amattchronism]

the 90s episodes had such great writing

[@BigBudzGaming]

I love Flanders just diving through the glass

[@jrave5353]

There is just so much good writing here. My god. 90s Simpsons was unlike anything else

[@Asukenick]

Looks like bad news for the Impson family. Always cracks me up.

[@ihateyoutube6120]

lol

[@CornishCreamtea07]

I like how the tranquilliser takes down a 31 stone bear in mere seconds, but takes a bit longer on Barney.

[@evs251]

"let the bears pay the bear tax" Hmmm.. This reminds me of someone

[@legothoron1]

i wonder who

[@alx6657]

Yeah, I wonder who...

[@jay5ivez]

Donald trump?

[@alexandersteiner213]

Leave the politics with your mama. We're here for the funny.

[@sk8_bort]

@@alexandersteiner213 Well, you came to the wrong place then, The Simpson have always been political.

[@data790]

Sweet dreams, smokey. That comedy timing was perfect.

[@Tiresias55]

3:36 I love Lisa's sales pitch with this rock, and how easily she convinces Homer, an averagely intelligent adult man of 30 years her senior. This more than anything else convinces me that she will most likely become Springfield's Mister Burns when she is grown, all be it a more green environmentally friendly Mr Burns. Hale Lisa!

[@lazylank]

"That's the home owner tax." Gets me laughing so hard every time.

[@simbasorariku3]

Why can't all bears be this innocent?!

[@codename617]

+simbasorariku3 I blame the media. They're always portraying bears as vicious animals. Like in The Revenant and Goldilocks and The Three Bears.

[@isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698]

+codename617 And even Disney with its "Brave". The human is only called "brave" because she defeats the terrible evil bear that actually wanted nothing to do with her, that's bearacism, Disney!

[@codename617]

Well what do you expect? it's Disney. I wouldn't be surprised if they made a Goldilocks movie and the three Bears were made to be like offensive bear stereotypes. I am surprised that they made a friendly bear in the Jungle Book.

[@drpenguin7653]

*offensive bear stereotypes*

[@MARGARELON]

+codename617 That f***** baloo? He's a "magical bear" and you know it! Always helping the homo sapiens...

[@gutz1981]

Sweet dreams Smokey!

[@ZeranZeran]

woah :) WOAH.... X_X

[@Thunderhawk51]

2:03 I absolutely love the double blink the bear does whe Barney falls 😂

[@kiartoons2010]

I love the tuba that plays when the bear walks

[@aaronsalentine7876]

Lisa i want to buy your rock 😂

[@gregkiteos1936]

"If I'm going to be trapped indoors I'd better go out and buy some beer." Kind of relatable to what's going on in the world at the moment.

[@tobito3100]

Damn straight.

[@joedirte716]

DemocRATS running around wild ruined america

[@PlatoonGoon]

@@joedirte716 You understand republiCUNTS are the reason the second wave of unvaccinated spread is happening?

[@pabloguzman8472]

Simpsons predicted covid alcoholism

[@samishomrani8255]

It looks like a bad news for impson family

[@carultch]

That's the only family it was bad news for.

[@Gearoidmcnaught]

The Impsons, already cancelled 😞

[@cyka4075]

Poor impson family

[@danroh001]

I like the detail at 0:37, George Bush's front yard across Simpson's place.

[@naiyang888]

The writing back then was absolutely golden! Every other line was relevant and funny!