Dagoth Ur Breaks Down Skyrim Race Dating

[@ZakeandZach]

I left my Toxic Orc Girlfriend. Thank you, Lord Dagoth! Socials: Discord: discord.com/invite/3W35yN6Qe8 Patreon: www.patreon.com/zakeandzach/m...

[@Sathtana]

>"Dunmer dont have red flags" >*goes into the most narcissistic, degrading series of insults I've ever heard from a god*

[@ZakeandZach]

They have Red Mountain!

[@motusan3414]

@@ZakeandZach But they don't)

[@Niggychan]

Never ask a Nord the race of his girlfriend.

[@HelghastGrunt]

Nordic guys with Bosmer wives

[@QualityPen]

@@HelghastGruntThis is not the way.

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

Nordic guys with Tsesci wives

[@angelsandautobots]

Let's get controversial, shall we? An Imperial with a Akaviri wife. That'll raise eyebrows!

[@TurtleShroom3]

Altmers...

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Indeed Lord Dagoth, Dunmer don´t have Red Flags. They have whole Red Mountain.🤣

[@ZakeandZach]

My friend, you bow to no one!

[@denifnaf5874]

what a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@RohanSpartin]

@@denifnaf5874 *sniff sniff* Smells like ash.

[@EVEMASTER99]

"Then look Elsweyr" Got it lord Dagoth

[@sovdark]

For the algorithm! This advice honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned!

[@ZakeandZach]

Now KZbin must Honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned!

[@RevanLockheart-]

You're comment honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned, Rock on.

[@angelsandautobots]

Who you should date is a question that shouldn't need to be asked. It's Dunmer. You should date a Dunmer. This would honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned.

[@dollarsignmexican]

I like to assume he's ranting to an argonian nerevar.

[@Spockitans]

yoooo is that my gigachad dunmer preset?? that's hilarious seeing it out in the wild lmao

[@ZakeandZach]

It is a great preset! I'll credit you for it in the description. I have used it before for playthroughs as well.

[@Spockitans]

@@ZakeandZach aww thanks! it was a lot of fun to make and i enjoyed the video a lot too :)

[@ao1778]

​@@ZakeandZachhook it up with that preset in the thumbnail too, mang.

[@TurtleShroom3]

WAIT, THIS IS ACTUALLY DOABLE IN-GAME? Holy crap, that's hilarious.

[@LS-jv9hp]

This truly honours the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

[@Jaeger_Bishop]

Given that the best wife in all of Skyrim, is that one Dunnmer at the Collage of Winterhold, I'd say the rest of this list is a formality. *Looks at the Khajitt and Argonian sections*, I'm surprised you didn't just say, "You're kidding me, right?"

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Brelyna and the dragon priest mask *are* the only reasons to work through the collage, honestly.

[@SonnyFRST]

@@Umbra_Ursus I'm partial to the Arch-Mage Robe...provided I'm not playing one of those patched versions of the game where you can't use dragon masks with it.

[@cossakrose]

Bosmer: When she says she wants you to eat her it could mean two very different things.

[@DarkWarchieff]

Scary how his Breton description is spot on for me, who mains them.

[@DanielFango]

The major grievance I have with this is his stance on Khajit. Not because it doesn’t hit the nail on the head as how Dagoth Ur would speak, but about the line: “If you want a partner who is reliable and trustworthy, then look elsewhere.” Because it could be mistaken for ‘Elsweyr,’ the literal place the Khajit come from. 😂

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

Lord Dagoth: “Orcs will dominate you if try to date them…” Bosmer who live to be dominated: “HARDER, GREEN DADDY”

[@Original-Alastor]

Oh hell nah….

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

@@Original-Alastor The twist is that both the Orc and the Wood Elf are male

[@Original-Alastor]

@@LeviathanSpeaks1469 I got that much. I have nothing against that. The comment itself though 😭

[@SonnyFRST]

Fun Fact: Malabal Tor (northwest valenwood) has a stronghold of Wood Orcs, make of that what you will.

[@RevanLockheart-]

They went all out savage not only on my khaajits but the other persons Argos.

[@Spuggky45]

Dagoth Ur: goes on an anti-khajiit rant My unarmed Khajiit brawler dragonborn build: say that to this one's face

[@arifhossain9751]

Where is the Unarmed skill? You're just a heavy armor guy with middling enchanting abilities and a Daedric STI.

[@Spuggky45]

@@arifhossain9751 mods

[@Spuggky45]

​@@arifhossain9751 I use mods :)

[@reliquiasimperii]

Silence N’Wah

[@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384]

Get back to your place on the farm and maybe I will N’wah

[@onerustydatsun951]

Lord Dagoth had a Freudian slip when he mentioned Orcs. Fear not, even the most faithful enjoyed 365752

[@joeburch6754]

It's pro-orc propaganda like this that keeps me a (closeted) orc enjoyer.

[@craigore2011]

I imagine dating orcs to be like dating klingons. There will be honor... and pain. Lots of pain...

[@harrymasonsm]

I bet Dagoth Ur looks like that Chad under the mask.

[@FgyjtIngenieroEuropeo]

He has 3 eyes so probably yes.

[@Tere225]

Never give a farm tool catnip

[@ObIitus]

You don't need to sell me khajiit so hard, I am already sold on "cuddly pet" part.

[@oldmangimp2468]

He's not wrong on this one. My waifu has the delicate soul of a true artist and is the ideal choice for... ...companionship. Yes, dear reader, my waifu is Jenassa.

[@retramonnfriends1513]

I think I see a few red flags between Nerevar and Lord Dagoth.

[@ZakeandZach]

Glad that you caught the subtle joke

[@geralt7144]

If the female Redguard you are dating got a "curved sword", you should reconsider your life choices.

[@mikroskopik3235]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@susannebaum219]

That's quitter talk

[@sgtaveryjohnson3803]

If your holes goal is one with a rod, then best you find God

[@WordEaters-gr9hv]

@legozapperdude Sound like Sanguine worshipper.

[@ig-8887]

Coward.

[@The-Wizard-King]

Rules for dating farm tools: DON'T

[@xDarnelx]

Dagoth Ur, my lord and savior - I must ask you a question, is it possible for me to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned if I'm a nord? My existence doesn't honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned so I'm worried that I can't honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned at all

[@PelinalWhitestrake_]

The only races worth Nedic mating are Nedic races! Nords, Redguards, Imperials, and MAYBE Bretons. I agree with this Knife Ear when he says breeding with the beast races is a bad idea. At least 10% of this "sermon" was helpful.

[@albertozalon8477]

Thank you lord pelinal!

[@chadharger9323]

My list is simple- Nord by the name Mjoll. Her only flaw can be easily removed easily after plot usefulness is over. Um. . .don't all races have issues with ego not just Bretons. Heck, most of the divines and deadra are the same beings regardless of what they ate called and the race worshipping them. Dating guide - Breton - Check the bed and your partner for any hidden weapons. Let the conspiracy theories go in one ear and out the other. Dunmer - Don't date one unless you're a Dunmer. . .or such a masochistic simp that being turned on by being called racist slurs is your thing. Altmer - If one is interested in you get a blood test. That altmer is probably your sibling. If you are intetested in an altmer then you're a desparte simp who like being put down. Bosmer - Don't ask them to cook meals and learn to sleep with one eye open just in case. Khajiit - Get tested for allergies first. Then move all your prized possesions to somewhere they can't get their claws on. Argonians - If they like The Lusty Argonian and are willing to role play then go for it. Othewise expect them to complain about the weather. . .A LOT! Orcs - If you want to risk death by snu-snu then that's on you. Imperials - In The Family Guy, Brian dated women who were dumber than him to make himself look smarter in front of others. Don't try this with an imperial. They'll catch on and the last thing you'll see in life is a Dark Brotherhood aiming at your neck. Also don't let an Imperial try pull a Brian on you. Nord - Invest in earplugs. Who knows how loud it gets when they're involved in bedroom fun. Also don't piss them off without coming off as a simp. Redguard - Keep an eye out for Nazeem Disease. If your partner goes full Nazeem then get a Skyrim Divorce.

[@dariuswoods5312]

As an imperial dating an Altmer woman, I cannot disagree with the analysis. Though there is another concern I have, and it pertains to the black and gold robes she keeps hidden in her closet and doesnt let me touch or look at. When I asked her what they were for, she just told me not to worry about it

[@albertozalon8477]

Altmer women keep weird lingerie. Dont worry about iam sure she will use it with a whip at some point just go with it.

[@billforson3143]

My heart wants a dunmer, but my body a bosmer

[@lazerbeam134]

my rankings for best races to pursue romantically 1- Dunmer 2- Redguard 3- Orc 4- Nord 5- Altmer 6- Bosmer 7- Breton 8- Imperial 9- Khajiit 10- Argonian

[@TotallyCluelessGamer]

I may have to correct Lord Dagoth, Dunmer can have red flags, such as not honoring The Sixth House and The Tribe Unmourned.

[@louthegiantcookie]

Date a Sload. They're clever, industrious, and turn their own babies into soap - so no paternity suits!

[@paulguimond9789]

The Sixth House has risen and lord Dagoth is not its glory! Dating and Marriage in Skyrim is stupid , "Look at that ugly Swit, oh he's got an Amulet of Mara, let's get married!" As far as dating goes, I would date Brelyna Maryon.

[@kaoset1237]

I want more than just dagoth. What about sheogorat's idea on dating

[@BlueBoxRevan]

Janessa has entered the chat

[@ZakeandZach]

No red flags at all 😂

[@ryanmueller5030]

Did Dagoth Ur have a stroke? His speech seems slower and he doesn't appear to have the same drive that he used to.

[@RevanLockheart-]

2 be released on my birthday. This Rocks. Enjoy.

[@ZakeandZach]

Thank you for joining!

[@RevanLockheart-]

@@ZakeandZach you're welcome.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Dagoth Ur gives such helpful dating tips that I can't help but believe his words.

[@thespecialedwards2133]

DAGOTH UR YOU CURR YOU PROMISED ME A VIDEO ON ELDER SCROLLS SPACE AND SPACE TRAVEL LORE MONTHS AGO RAAAHHHHHH

[@jesseh.5223]

He is a god, how can you rush a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

[@joshrobinson2409]

Blasphemy, such words do not honor dagoth ur

[@TurtleShroom3]

How dare you speak that way to your betters! Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Un-Mourned?

[@SHDUStudios]

I mean, Dunmer women are just objectively the most attractive…

[@chadharger9323]

Is that with or without the beauty mods?

[@SHDUStudios]

@@chadharger9323 depends

[@mr.joedirt8583]

Crassius Curio is literally the Harvey Weinstein of Tamriel.

[@RebelNutts-gg1xf]

You know a lets play from Dogath would be kick ass.

[@dezzy5995]

WHERE IS THE ELDER SCROLLS SPACE AND SPACE TRAVEL LORE VIDEO

[@jesseh.5223]

He is a god, how can you rush a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

[@ssilent8202]

Have you heard of an Argonain named Sun-in-Shadow? I think you two would get along well, lord Dagoth… 😊

[@3rd.Eye.Saw.Destruction]

I know that if I play as a khajit in Skyrim I wouldn’t marry anyone. I couldn’t imagine tricking a woman to fall in love with me if I was a khajit

[@GlidingZephyr]

I will not suffer such slander against my Argonian brothers and sisters. They have fought long and hard to ensure that their inhospitable homeland is bereft of any outsiders tainting their deep cultural traditions. By that, I mean consuming Hist Sap until they aren't sure which way is up or down. There are also rumors of blood sacrifices still taking place atop their ancient pyramids to appease whatever belief or superstition they are supposed to represent. You know, on second thought, they actually do have the most red flags, don't they? Ironically, it has never once occurred to me to date an Argonian. So it shouldn't matter.

[@Hunter-zf7rt]

The argonians will conquer morrowind

[@ShxpxRok]

I was gonna say he was being biased at the end but then he called me a foul filthy switt with his soul and it was at that point that I knew Dunmer are indeed perfect

[@TheRealKingDedede]

What are the ethics behind an Argonian and Khajiit pairing? Asking for a friend

[@EmperorDionx]

Real talk though, some of those modded ork women look fine as hell, would probably choose ork to date but definitely not marry lol

[@BansheeKing22]

As a nord i would date a bosmer girl. Cute and petite wood elf girls are the goal.

[@theantil7]

Now do Ulfric vs Elisif!

[@aliekexie8467]

More like ''An unbiased race dating guide''

[@mccringleberrytha3rd]

Nothing can unbind my marriage to Scouts Many Marshes!

[@nyx_thy_unloved9983]

my lord what are your thoughts on having to skip both youtubes foul outlandish ads

[@poisedacid18]

I’m a male Breton but I married a female Dunmer…is that acceptable Dagoth Ur 8:06 I married Jenassa

[@reliquiasimperii]

I just wish in Skyrim you can marry other Dunmer in the traditional style at the temple in Raven Rock.

[@joopyprofilestuff5778]

Thanks Dagoth Ur. Now I have an altmer lady in my bed. Love from Skyrim!💙

[@DADDY_MUNCH]

Dagoth Ur, my lord, I have come to ask a favor. If it would be your will, I would request that you make ASMR for your devout follows so that they may both live and dream by the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned. Of course I would not have the arrogance to think that I alone could merit such a request but if my request on this parchment should get enough attention I would respectfully ask if you would consider this request.

[@TurtleShroom3]

> ASMR video from Dagoth Ur > Ashen Ghouls whispering "SERVE LORD DAGOTH" > Sounds of furniture scraping around > Wheezing and smoke billowing from Ashen Ghoul snouts > Corprus Monsters moaning Are you sure you want that, Sera?

[@BepisQueen]

I would only date Sigurd so he can tell me where he works and how busy he is

[@teyanuputorti7927]

great list thank you

[@shinyshiny82]

I think our Lord hates the lizard farm tools the most, just a guess.

[@PapaPodo]

But Dagoth, you didn't say a single thing about how a Dunmer would treat a non-dunmer partner.

[@EmperorDionx]

Hilarity will ensue when it gets to khajit and argonian lol

[@ninakilled3453]

Well, I found my new god to worship. 🐢

[@slaaneshthedarkprince2000]

Bosmer: Praise & Vore kink Altmer: Take your time Nords: Bdsm Mongrel Dogs of the Empire: vanilla Bretons: Degrading Kink Redguard: curved swords Orcs: High impact sexual cuddling & butt stuff Khajitt: farmtool Argonians: farmtool but lusty Dunmer: THE BEST YOU'LL EVER HAVE

[@bocchithean-cap3404]

Dagoth would never He's a truecel

[@marekotec2540]

I raise my thumb for curved swords

[@SilverJ17]

But what if you're an Argonian seeking another Argonian?

[@nicolikordali5054]

Oh hell yea

[@RevanLockheart-]

Ok so I've dated all these types.

[@ninjustumaster5101]

10:51 Elseweyr

[@ayumikuro3768]

But Lord Dagoth, I can fix him. I can be his moon sugar and his skooma. Surely with my affection, I can raise that farm tools efficiency. So what if all the silver goblets and my handcrafted jewelry go missing. I CAN FIX HIM! Maybe if we had some kids, he would be home more often. Some cute little Bosmer with cat ears. Surely the guards arrested him, because of their racial bigotry, again for the second time this week. I mean he tries his best, it must have been a Nord that placed this Dibella Statue in his bag. And the skooma bottles. I KNOW I CAN FIX HIM, JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER BOTTLE OF MEAD WITH JUNIPER BERRIES... I can fix him... Where did I put my soul trap bow, muffled boots and invisibility cloak? I will fix him. A stamina enchantment, so he lasts longer than 5s. Yeh, tell me more about how you are a lion in the sheets.

[@TurtleShroom3]

This is my favorite comment on here. Absolute gold.

[@Jarlulfric4202]

Hmm understandable but i wont honor the six house and tribe unmourned as skyrim is for the nord Edit: but i agree those mongrel dog of empire should be banished as they don't honor Nord tradition and IM sure they also don't honor the six house and tribe unmourned

[@4cammer]

Lord Dagoth, why no Dunmer women?

[@Yo-dz2ss]

Then look Elsweyer?

[@mr.joedirt8583]

Nord women for the win.

[@misterhyde2817]

Sea elf’s

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Women will toy with your feelings but not Dagorh Ur, he qoukd never

[@TurtleShroom3]

No, but he will make you have nightmares about rearranging furniture and his mere visage is enough to make your head _literally_ explode.

[@tacticaltinkerbell]

❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤

[@AnthonyVwicker]

Meanwhile in my game with my gay dunmer with his argonian husband 👁👄👁

[@luispereira3704]

Is this how you honour the Sixth House and the Tribe unmourned?

[@AnthonyVwicker]

@@luispereira3704 I can explain Sera

[@ihaveacookie4226]

This is some N'wah behavior if I ever saw it.

[@denifnaf5874]

what a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@allewis4008]

Good luck with the Argonian Immune Deficiency Syndrome!

[@fresshell3411]

Id rather date khajiit than redguard

[@RebelGiga]

I don't want a submissive Dunmer but a dommy Altmer