Wind Waker: "Ah, these guys are cute! so huggable and sweet." Breath of the Wild: "I hate your Ya-ha-has Why is there so many of you please get out of my head." Tears of the Kingdom: "Oh, you want to meet your friend? *I HOPE YOUR FRIEND IS GOD."*
@notagoodsitrep Жыл бұрын
Oh, you can meet your friend soon. IN HELL!
@plantgang8738 Жыл бұрын
I read that last line in kirito abridged voice
@hampang2 Жыл бұрын
rtgame moment
@bum116 Жыл бұрын
I can imagine a rogue Gen. Sheperd saying the last one to a hostage
@Haaaaardl Жыл бұрын
3:40 being taken to a consentration camp
@yukariyakumo9622 Жыл бұрын
Ganondorf looking at Zelda like "and I'm the villain here?"
@wchan39 Жыл бұрын
Rauru: You still murdered my wife so, **** you!
@darkclaws1234567891 Жыл бұрын
Link: welp I'm technically the hero *torture korok's for days* Korok: why Link: *darts eyes* you know why *flashback*
@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks5 ай бұрын
@@darkclaws1234567891lemme finish that: (the flashback) *link collecting 999 koroks seeds*
@bowenorcutt78 Жыл бұрын
The really funny part is, they don't actually take any damage from any of this and probably think you're just playing with them. Which, I mean you are, but not in the way they think.
@Betabrawler Жыл бұрын
Imagine if you can actually kill them. Forever being unable to 100% the game
@bowenorcutt78 Жыл бұрын
@@Betabrawler Nah, they'd respawn. No different than dropping them down a chasm.
@gbottle0521 Жыл бұрын
new name is The Legend of Zelda: Torture of the Korok (TOTK) now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Slipte Жыл бұрын
@@gbottle0521 its still Tears of the Korok not torture
@The_Red_Mist541 Жыл бұрын
@@gbottle0521 nah bro it’s The Legend of Zelda: Tears of The Korok
@firenze6478 Жыл бұрын
Ganondorf: Link, join me and together we shall torture and enslave all the inhabitants in hyrule. Link: way ahead of ya!
@bum116 Жыл бұрын
Link while he was performing a sacrificial crucifixion by making a korok cross and lighting it up: what Ganondorf: Um, n-nevermind...
@haileeraestout5567 Жыл бұрын
Ganondorf: O_O Link: THIS IS GREAT Ganondorf: Uhhh (Backs Away Slowly) Okkkkkkkk Demise: (Points At Koroks) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nyrufa Жыл бұрын
You've gotta wonder what the hell Rauru is thinking about all this, after hearing Zelda talk about what a courageous hero Link was going to be.
@GreenSonic4975 Жыл бұрын
no way Ganondorf is going to be the only one to remember the hero's name
@cykeok3525 Жыл бұрын
@@GreenSonic4975It's not that everyone else "forgot", it's more like the memories are repressed due to the intensity of the trauma.
@bowenorcutt78Ай бұрын
They're still in the honeymoon phase, she either hasn't seen enough of or is in denial about his gremlin side.
@ChevronSeven Жыл бұрын
POV you're a Korok and Link approaches: ~Scourge of the Korok~ LINK ------------------------
@vicenzogames5535 Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoPdp6eiZpeabZo
@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, when I looked up what the reward was for finding all of them and found out it was THE EXACT SAME SHITTY REWARD from the last game. I was just like. "Yeah, I'm going to be torturing these guys too."
@glitchking2801 Жыл бұрын
That’s not our fault Yahaha
@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks5 ай бұрын
i never cared about getting the korok seeds
@Mars-jl9su Жыл бұрын
Imagine killing a korok, and everytime you talk to a korok or the deku tree, it just calls you a monster
@maxmustermann3938 Жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious to have a mod that lets them explode into splatter, burn to a crisp and so on... And then the big korok guy spawns in as a boss
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
@@maxmustermann3938if you beat him then you can torture hestu for max inventory to make the reward worth it
@matthew8153 Жыл бұрын
You mean like a Civilization V warmonger penalty?
@chaosvolt Жыл бұрын
With the sheer number of koroks being crucified, you'd think they'd started a gladiator revolt.
@Betabrawler Жыл бұрын
I have the feeling Nintendo might make a DLC where you fight a giant korok. Just like in the BotW when you fight a Giant Monk (I don't remember the name)
@derpydoggo7048 Жыл бұрын
The monk's name is Monk Maz Koshia
@SpectroliteDS2400 Жыл бұрын
See, that assumes there'd be any LEFT to form a revolt
@archmagosavagadro5420 Жыл бұрын
I once had to climb a mountain with one of these koroks. Problem was there was a thunderstorm and i only had a knights bow. I didn't see an option to hide the bow so i kept getting zapped and having to restart the climb with the korok. I then got an idea, i dropped the bow and fused it to the korok. Now as i was climbing there was a sparkling korok a safe distance away from me getting blasted. Not my proudest moment but i got to keep my bow and deliver the korok
@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks5 ай бұрын
JUST PUT IT AWAY
@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks5 ай бұрын
also i never do the take the korok to its friend stuff
@archmagosavagadro54205 ай бұрын
@@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks was a total newb at the time and didnt know how to. I only knew how to swap bows or drop them. Either way it was a hilarious way to solve the problem i was having.
@Why153_ Жыл бұрын
The Legend of War Crimes: Tears of the Koroks
@gbottle0521 Жыл бұрын
new name is The Legend of Zelda: Torture of the Korok (TOTK) now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ninjafrog6966 Жыл бұрын
is it a war crime if they deserve it?
@gbottle0521 Жыл бұрын
@@ninjafrog6966 they loved torture korok they dont care to look like a crime.
@conradovillegasalvarado6392 Жыл бұрын
5:50 *Achilles dragging Hector on his chariot around Troy (circa 1250 BCE, colorized)*
@Lucky_Number113 Жыл бұрын
I did that while transporting one of the Koroks to his friend, only I made sure to put him facedown.
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
@@Lucky_Number113same here
@somerandomcritic4397 Жыл бұрын
Rauru: Maybe giving Link my arm was a bad idea
@matth3760 Жыл бұрын
You know what you get when you cross gamers with 1000 korok seeds to find after getting 900 in BOTW? *YOU GET WHAT FUCKING DESERVE!!!* *chucks boulder onto Korok*
@zemocon2868 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why would anyone be stupid enough to collect them all lol. Since you really need just a fraction of them for inventory slots.
@pierocaramelli1493 Жыл бұрын
Ok but what if nintendo says "thats enough" and updates the game so that the koroks can die and they dont respawn and if you kill even one. Hestu and the great deku tree refuse to help you?
@firenze6478 Жыл бұрын
Then we can burn or torture the great dooky tree and join ganon to save the world from their shit
@organichotchoco Жыл бұрын
Genocide speedrun any%
@neobullseye1 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like a challenge if I've ever heard one >=D
@Tylerthephantom Жыл бұрын
Sounds like an absolute win to me.
@firenze6478 Жыл бұрын
Link: this is for all the literal shit you gave me in botw
@Lucky_Number113 Жыл бұрын
And also for the literal shit they still give in TotK!
@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 Жыл бұрын
7:16 Come on dude! We’re here to torture Koroks. Not Gorons too. What did they do to deserve this?
@thesergalladaf6902 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was accidental.
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
Drugs. They did an absurd amount of drugs.
@no_Monday420 Жыл бұрын
@@robert.7230Alive drugs
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
@@no_Monday420just to make that situation worse. Are the marbled rock roasts still alive though?
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
@@robert.7230better than getting golden poop
@Salnax Жыл бұрын
Can we agree that based on the sheer durability these guys display, they can probably beat Ganondorf?
@Betabrawler Жыл бұрын
New DLC coming up. Korok Kalaminity
@jimnfl7134 Жыл бұрын
Korok Seeds was a Torture on Breath of the Wild: *320/over 700 in that game and now. 1000?? WTF is this? How are they able to do this?
@aljameenbush8966 Жыл бұрын
I told them not to bring back korok seeds but they did it anyway out of spite.....
@tyujg7495. Жыл бұрын
I mean some give you doubles which may not be fair since the workload is similar enough.
@gbottle0521 Жыл бұрын
new name is The Legend of Zelda: Torture of the Korok (TOTK) now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thesergalladaf6902 Жыл бұрын
They’re koroks. Don’t ask.
@zemocon2868 Жыл бұрын
Collecting all the Korok seeds is as insane as trying to get all the achievements in WoW. And just as unnecessary.
@TheBronyCraft Жыл бұрын
Tears of the Kurok.
@gbottle0521 Жыл бұрын
new name is The Legend of Zelda: Torture of the Korok (TOTK) now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Me_Want_Tem_Flaks5 ай бұрын
its still called TOTK
@maphestispain203 Жыл бұрын
Petition to rename it "Tears of the Korok"
@bowenorcutt78Ай бұрын
Passion of the Korok!
@destubae327116 күн бұрын
The Legend of Zelda: Trail of Tears
@brianwallach7513 Жыл бұрын
You know as annoying as the koroks are, I cant help but feel a little fucked up while torturing them because realistically if you were torturing them in front of millions of people you are the only one that can see them and everyone else looking on wouldn't see them and the koroks know this so they cant get help from anybody. The whole situation just seems more dark and fucked up then it should be.
@glitchking2801 Жыл бұрын
It’s not even on file that you guys decided to collect all of us and it’s not our fault that hestu gives terrible gifts Yahaha!
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
They deserve it for giving us literal shit although I do understand what you are saying
@diloatsuka Жыл бұрын
you don't look bad if no one knows about your crimes
@gulfcitynd Жыл бұрын
I like punting them off cliffs
@tyujg7495. Жыл бұрын
I tried to put a korok in the lava. What happened is that he despawned without any animation immediately when it touches it
@panther189_ Жыл бұрын
Is this b4 or after updates?
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that what happens when you put things on lava most of the time anyway?
@abelturner2999 Жыл бұрын
We are good people for enjoying this.
@Reapr1225 Жыл бұрын
I love korok torture sim 2023 so much
@thatONEdude427 Жыл бұрын
Legend of Zelda Totk, more specifically, Legend of Zelda Torturing of the Koroks.
@nthgth Жыл бұрын
Lmao I can't believe how funny some of these are! My whole body is aching from laughing and my coworker now thinks I'm insane. The SFX and the little grunts and "no!" of the Koroks is a big part of it. 7:17 is my favorite 🤣🤣🤣
@icy2497 Жыл бұрын
yeah I think your co worker is correct.
@the-protogen-of-the-sky Жыл бұрын
Ganon lookin at his bubble thing idk what it is and just seeing this: nah im out hes caused too much chaos
@Dhewp1441 Жыл бұрын
“The design is very human”
@sweetdreams1028 Жыл бұрын
Out of all of the additions to TotK, the ability to pick up these little guys and do whatever with them is my favorite 😎
@Miikhiel Жыл бұрын
These outta be straight up Mortal Kombat finishers. 😅💀
@alliu6562 Жыл бұрын
Nintendo should’ve predicted this would happen lmAO
@mr.maxwell4955 Жыл бұрын
I know it just a game but do the koroks really deserve this
@Lucky_Number113 Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@citrusknight2554 Жыл бұрын
Maybe not...but it's funny
@MrMrStacho Жыл бұрын
I watched this whole video, I don't regret a thing.
@regiboi7709 Жыл бұрын
Ok but half drown the Korok somewhere else than Mipha's memorial statue
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
Yeah I was going to say that too
@Txaster Жыл бұрын
The Lebowski one got me dead dawg 💀
@platzstarlight Жыл бұрын
I knew that people are gonna try to find ways to torture the koroks when they can be moved by ultra hand but I ain't gonna torture them, not when Hestu is my favorite character. Imma channel my inner Hestu! Shalaka lala!
@robert.7230 Жыл бұрын
You will be next.
@yao5921 Жыл бұрын
so in the end, did any of those koroks reach their friends?
@alexv3375 Жыл бұрын
If we're counting the Great Compost Heap in the sky, then sure!
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
Probably not lol
@towel_gaming Жыл бұрын
6:20 Michael don't leave me here
@Coughs_up_nails Жыл бұрын
I put a korok into lava and it never respawned
@aljameenbush8966 Жыл бұрын
Oh man, those poor koroks.....
@jordanwarner1352 Жыл бұрын
Deserved for making you collect 900 seeds in BOTW just for a piece of poop And they even do it again in TOTK, but it's 1000 seeds this time so it's even worse
@NeptuniaMorgan Жыл бұрын
@@jordanwarner1352SPOILER, IG? BUT, the poop you get is bigger this time
@ObsidianReal Жыл бұрын
BRO OBTAINED COOKED KOROK MEAT 💀 0:27
@thesergalladaf6902 Жыл бұрын
Koroks are not made of meat, but okay…
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
What’s for dinner? KOROK GREENS!!
@nolanwelty Жыл бұрын
I think I just might get the game just so I can do this
@K.Marie119 Жыл бұрын
Proof the devs knew exactly what they were doing: the Koroks don't take damage and it's impossible to fail these.
@bluebird3670 Жыл бұрын
10:10 bro pulled out the firing squad
@destubae327116 күн бұрын
Ganondorf transforms his subjugates into powerful, goth creatures and gives them jobs. This era of Link just tortures anything that moves.
@glitchking2801 Жыл бұрын
Your treatment of us has been impossible to ignore May the hunt begin. Yahaha!
@pixelpkm Жыл бұрын
8:24 tulin’s avatar watching this
@biograft_phighterАй бұрын
0:01 kebab car 0:23 fortress of fire 0:46 crucifixion of a korok 1:09 exploding car 1:20 korok slots machine 1:41 where the money wavoski 1:58 crispy korok 2:07 the spinning chamber 2:34 crash landing 3:01 waterboarding 3:22 korok tractor 3:35 cold 3:57 dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk 4:20 Ferris wheel 4:50 korok tractor 2 5:04 korok space program 5:10 how was the fall 5:38 korok tractor 0.5 6:10 burning spaceship 6:42 korok cannon 7:04 another crucifixion (oh my god ITS GOING TO SPACE?!?!?) 7:16 ground slapper 7:44 dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk 8:04 korok tractor 3 8:23 dizzy machine 8:53 firework 9:08 shredder 9:17 torchure 9:26 laser rodeo on a crucifix 9:38 rotisserie 9:50 trebuchet 9:57 korok died for our sins (that we’re currently commiting) 10:10 cannon 10:19 ram 10:48 rotisserie 10:54 space program mission 2 11:13 korok stomper 12:21 bringing a korok to a gun fight 12:50 washing machine 12:55 3-1 combo 13:25 pavement scraper 13:53 spider 14:21 idk 14:37 car 14:46 boom 14:57 rapid punches 15:28 korotisserie 15:42 that 15:57 fly 16:05 ground slapper 4 16:17 korocufixion 16:29 mega spin 16:53 hydra rotisserie 17:04 flying and dying 17:18 omega spin 17:27 cannon 2 17:49 robot 18:10 the Father, the Korok and the Holy Spirit 18:39 crusher 19:09 how was the fall 19:20 soup 19:25 mission 2
@snoote533 Жыл бұрын
15:26 Wow.
@fnf_n00b61 Жыл бұрын
Ah finally something I can learn from
@armara11 Жыл бұрын
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Koroks
@fernoagent8581 Жыл бұрын
This is giving me ideas
@haileeraestout5567 Жыл бұрын
Naydra: OI Link You Better Not Be Torturing Those Koroks Link: O__O
@surreal4972 Жыл бұрын
5:33 Naydra jumpscare
@getwreckedmattygaming8060 Жыл бұрын
13:11 is brutal lighting him on fire then washing him is. brutal
@flyingpigdesign Жыл бұрын
ACBUTA’s korok torture method left me looking like this. 😳. But at the same time, it was glorious.
@RealCFZ Жыл бұрын
Link after he was forced to be a chosen swordsman that led to him being silent, losing his friends (except Revali), his family, a childhood friend that had a crush on him, loses his life to protect someone, lost all of his memories, and meets the Princess from his memories only to lose her again, losing his arm, seeing towns getting worse with a blizzard, sludges, sand shroud, pirates taking over, gorons eating meth meats, and learning what happened to the Princess: “Thank you for fixing my mental health.” Koroks: “ALL YOU DID WAS TORTURING ME!”
@Smg4fan27635 ай бұрын
0:46 I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BXVAce7 күн бұрын
18:09 Come, it is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.
@chexfan200020 сағат бұрын
ok so i’m learning that i find the following sadistic acts funny when done to koroks: Transporting them in such a way they are repeatedly smacked into the ground or rocks when the transportation method has a clearly safer place to seat them A machine that begins by just smacking the korok, then reveals a second function that roasts or soaks then A device that dwarfs Link and his victim, and takes a few seconds to reveal that it’s only function is to smack or punch or slam the korok into the ground mere feet from where it began. Any form of public execution that evokes Roman or Christian images of martyrdom or otherwise cruelly humiliating slow death, but particularly those paired with a horse to parade the Korok around. Something about the implication that it is being made an example of or that Link is assuring all of Hyrule that it has reaped the just rewards for its unthinkable sins. The idea that he is either suppressing opposition to his vile tyranny or fulfilling the outraged citizenry’s need for justice in the face of this little lump’s horrific crimes of wanton depraved, borderline Caligulan sadism just gets me right in the funny bone. And finally, a long line of them being tugged along a bumpy trail, all saying “Oof…”
@chocolatte1997 Жыл бұрын
I have lost my faith in humanity seeing the poor buggers getting tortured over and over again lol
@LolBon Жыл бұрын
any machine is completed until you put a Korok being tortured
@shawn-w3n3 ай бұрын
you can build a siege cannon(launcher) using 3 springs, 4 carts and 1/2/3 stakes , put a korok into the formed space at the front, and launch very high up into the air
@omegon2540 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why the torcher started but I'm to afraid to ask
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
It’s probably due to the 900 korok seeds in BOTW
@Lucky_Number113 Жыл бұрын
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of (S)Laughter! Mwahahahah! 😈😈😈
@UltraKaren Жыл бұрын
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Koroks
@shadowgirl617 Жыл бұрын
They don't deserve any of this abuse. It was entirely the players' choice to find all the Koroks for that reward.
@pizzapr9287 Жыл бұрын
The 5 dislikes are from koroks
@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 Жыл бұрын
How are you able to see the dislike ratio? KZbin has hid it for a long time now. Doesn't mean I like it though one of the worst updates it's had.
@@thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400youtube Vanced still has it
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
And Hetsu
@OtakuGeeks1214 Жыл бұрын
I love this
@finnlakeandrews7312 Жыл бұрын
Koroks are always there to entertain us
@MasterJunior93 Жыл бұрын
0:46 Korok #112011. For your crimes against the people of Hylia, her majesty Princess Zelda of Hyrule sentences you to death... Your execution will be carried out by Royal Champion Knight Link, through which you shall be burned and crucified. May the Goddesses grant you mercy as you are sent from this world and delivered to the next.
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
DORIME BYE BYE KOROK 😈😈😈😈
@immagical7036 Жыл бұрын
This aint Tears of the Kingdom, this is Torture of the Koroks
@JasonJacobs317 Жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to make me laugh, but poor little koroks!
@StarlightNkyraАй бұрын
I wish they programmed in screams for these guys whenever they got hurt
@hooman9554 Жыл бұрын
What in the yahaha is this
@LixoBostaGaymes Жыл бұрын
Lmao he drowning the poor korok
@michaelmacorso4479Ай бұрын
So beautiful and creative
@MaluCLBS Жыл бұрын
0:55 Not into the pit, it BUUUUURNS!!!
@Shid_idk Жыл бұрын
The koroks are descendant of the kokiri. Reconsider your actions.
@Chancherpancher Жыл бұрын
*Link:* I'm WAY more EVIL than Gigachad Ganondorf because I have been Torturing these Koroks for 365 Days! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *(Korok Torture Montage)* *Zelda and Hetsu:* LINK, WHAT THE F***! *Ganondorf and Rauru:* ...Oh my god...
@JoshuaRWorkman Жыл бұрын
"This is for not staying Kokiri!"
@Pavilius_ Жыл бұрын
It’s missing a korok torture dance from jojo
@YYOUNGG.ZZEUSS9 ай бұрын
22 minutes of pure pleasure.
@VoidedDeity Жыл бұрын
12:50 how do you even spin it that fast 💀
@kerrycooney1183 Жыл бұрын
Seriously! We need answers lol
@thesergalladaf6902 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it has to do with the electric motor.
@Kaiheart Жыл бұрын
Goes to show how creative some people are
@Polarweebqc38 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the hero of hyrule!
@robkearsy2995 Жыл бұрын
This is also hilarious to do to Dugby in Goron City with The Mine Cart
@tomtseng8083 Жыл бұрын
can you put a stake into koroks?
@gabi-xy4iw Жыл бұрын
I dont understand why this is soo fucking funny too see XDDDDD
@manuelomardelao4117 Жыл бұрын
Jajajajajaja "kamikaze Korok" really funny.
@jackietreehorne9596 Жыл бұрын
Poor Koroks! WTF guys?!?!
@GameFreakSucks11 ай бұрын
I’m neutral on this korok torture I think it’s funny but at the same time I feel bad lol
@RumiBlupee Жыл бұрын
Omg, the poor koroks 😂👌
@Korok-xk4yq Жыл бұрын
Help my brother
@DenialOfIntelligence Жыл бұрын
These are gloooooorious!
@ChimeraAxolotl Жыл бұрын
I love this game 😂
@Sushi_cat-p3s2 ай бұрын
You have inspired me
@Zeta_Beetle_at_Zenkai_Studios10 күн бұрын
Am I one of the few that don’t willingly torture the Koroks? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t pity them, but on the other hand, since I didn’t really care enough about the Korok sidequest to get all 900 seeds, I don’t feel the hot seething rage that the majority seems to. 😅