ZIS IS A FLAMMENWERFER, IT WERFS FLAMMEN

[@burialgoods]

I made a third one! kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5nYfHSLopl3e7M

[@bukanIqbal375]

Thank you sm for Making the third one

[@waterbottle195]

@@noneimportant3141 no

[@toenailEater69]

Oh yes.

[@C.U.N.Tahiti]

You sure did

[@Ataim_]

I requst this in the fourth! “Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug”

[@ur_fren_noah2642]

The pain in his voice as he says “It jams.” Is perfect

[@MetalPipe629]

Bro's not wrong 💀

[@indrashahadam1028]

this is a M16A1 it jams... ~some wise guys from vietnam wars

[@Scroolewse]

@@MetalPipe629 he's not wrong that this is what a lot of people think about the M16A1 but it's not actually true.

[@MetalPipe629]

@@Scroolewse to be fair it was being used in a jungle

[@NorthStarRailfan]

The little hesitation too xD

[@bloxmonger8711]

0:24 The stug :)... it stugs

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Based.

[@bazukata3734]

This is the stug the best weapon in warframe

[@TuniwCat]

Well, its full name is sturmgeschutz, which translates to assault gun (i think), so you could say its the geschutz that sturms

[@TheMakerFC]

@@bazukata3734Respect

[@backyardr.c.6280]

Yeah, the German language is very straightforward and to the point.

[@MedicMainDave]

This is a Nasenfahrrad It fahrrads your nase Yeah I don't think it's that straightforward or to the point, Glasses fits the word a lot better than Nosebicycle

[@futureknight372]

@@MedicMainDave Brille?

[@IxchelsBrat]

​@@MedicMainDave Nasenfahrrad is used jokingly

[@theangryotaku3361]

​@uhuuehu7863 now now, German humor is no laughing matter

[@MedicMainDave]

says the guy that calls toilets " das poopenfarten"@@IxchelsBrat

[@LucasGator2]

"This is a M16A1." *"It jams."* That one got me bad bro

[@TheDumbBadger]

He sounded so sad when he said it.

[@nevr4give220]

@@TheDumbBadger It jams :(

[@cameronbartlett856]

This is understandable, a jamming gun is a sad gun

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

Sounds like tf2 sniper for some reason

[@SMV-CC88]

Unlike my MG3-SG, an MG3 in 12 Gauge.

[@HarryPortfelGaming]

This is a stug It stugs Comedy gold

[@samsadowitz1724]

That's just short for "sturmgeschütz" it's a geschütz you Sturm with

[@Eye5x5]

​@@samsadowitz1724it also stugs

[@TraustiGeir]

Why does that make me laugh?!

[@samsadowitz1724]

@@Eye5x5 that it does

[@ScudForEver]

Best one

[@thetransportationguy7930]

“this is a STUG.” *”it STUGs.”* I was chuckling for 2 minutes

[@Hanz_with_ze_Flammenwerfer]

Same

[@mr.cookey]

Same, especially cause me and my friends already said during War Thunder things like "I'll go TD and STUG EM ALL"

[@V1nkeN]

STUG LIFE

[@savannahvarns2126]

I don’t know what stugging is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

1k likes

[@whatscout78]

THIS IS A SPITFIRE IT FIRES SPIT

[@m0-m0597]

THIS IS MY DIARRHÖ IT HÖS DIARR

[@totallynotkevin4466]

You mean it spits fire 🗣🔥

[@weldonwin]

THIS IS A HURRICANE IT CANES HARRY

[@weldonwin]

@BoeingP26 This is HMS Hood ...It explodes...

[@Tobias_Klein]

the battle of britain would say otherwise lmfao

[@aced4fun]

The alternate version of WW2 where everyone’s just showing off their cool new tech

[@lordfafa2476]

Basically the cold war

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​minus the secrecy

[@quannguyen297]

Wait, they use the M6A1 in ww2 ?

[@commandercody1210]

this is atom bomb, it bomb's atoms from existence

[@The_Raptor]

World Weapon (expo) 2, It's even crazier than the first.

[@20a10v]

The transitions between the thick German accent and the Southern accent got me good

[@herolais781]

THIS IS A STUG IT STUGS BASED

[@Prootgen]

Get stuged on

[@KlausSchwab45]

@@ProotgenNOT AGAI-

[@hazeltree7738]

Lil stug

[@trdrudedude6099]

THE STUG was presented to you buy STUG FABRIK (it Fabrics THE STUG)

[@onstorpanjur8537]

2000 likes and only 5 replies? lemme fix that

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Damn, BG. Knocking it out of the park. That M16 one got me.

[@schroedingersband]

IT. JAMS.

[@cpt.mystic_stirling]

If it ended the joke there it would have been a perfect cut Kudos to the other jokes but M16 was priceless

[@Bollocks141]

its so fucking true though

[@ndinoguy6845]

I thought it was the original M16 that always jammed. I thought the M16A1 fixed many of the problems with the original M16 (and also around that time the military started realizing that the damn gun doesn't clean itself).

[@Victor-056]

@@ndinoguy6845 Only by a little. When compared to the XM8, it jammed nearly a thousand times during the trial and it's other challenger did not do any better, while the XM8 Jammed roughly only four hundred times. The only reason the XM8 did not replace the M16 was because it was not a physical copy of the M16. (It becomes pretty clear the only reason they accepted the HK417 at all, was because it was based off the M16 in image and how the gun was chambered. Other than that, it was pretty much a different gun.)

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

I appreciate the audible amusement at "schwimmwagen"

[@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221]

I love how all this German stuff just gets momentarily interrupted by the surprisingly sensible "THIS IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES GRENADES"

[@ChristianConrad]

That's what all the German ones mean too, in reality; “This is a thing-doer. It does thing.” Except the video intentionally gets it backwards in most of them, for comedic effect: “This is a thing-doer. It things doo.”

[@datzfatz2368]

I get its a funny haha joke but yall do realize that the joke being made here is literally just: Things are called after what they do, isnt that quirky? Like, i get that the german words may sound funny to englishspeakers, but isnt this literally how all languages work?? Englisch does it the exact same way as German, shown by the Grenade Launcher example. Or even the og meme here, ze Flammenwerfer. Literally translates to Flamethrower. And what does it do? It throws the flame. Es werfs (or "wirft" would be grammatically correct) die Flammen.

[@goothedoot]

@@datzfatz2368 in english a lot of things aren't named after what they do, like the AK-47.

[@JoshuaSobel]

@@goothedoot But the AK-47 isn't English

[@datzfatz2368]

@@goothedoot that is a terrible fucking example lol, thats an acronym and not even an english one^^ but ill give you that i should have included "what they do/who made them/when they were made/what they are. Because lemme blow your mind, do you know what AK-47 stands for? Its a russian Acronym and it means: A=Avtomat which means "automatic" in Russian K=Kalashnikova wich is the name of the guy who designed the Gun 47=1947, as in the year the model was invented. So AK-47 literally means "automatic Gun made by Kalashnikov in 1947". And thats about as close to what i said as it gets aint it?^^ And this method rings true for almost everything, especially in English. And even the words that may not sound like it actually did come from this same mechanic, they are just lendwords from other languages that English absorbed over its history (mostly French, Latin and German) so you dont recognize them as such and still almost always just describe what a thing do, look like, is, or who made it and when. Thats literally the core function of language^^

[@schroedingersband]

God I love how fucking blunt German is.

[@LikesGamePlays]

The Antibabypille Its a pill against babies.

[@alexandertheok9610]

The Hubschrauber It hubs itself by schraubing

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

Then there's english (my native tongue, so I have experience) saying everything so wrong, like Thehn thehruhs inglish (mai naytive tung, sou ai have ehxpeeree-ens) saying ævehrything sou rong, laik Do you see what I mean?! Du Yu See waht ai meen?! (Atleast the ?! is correct in both instances, so there's no confusion about confusion and shock)

[@efranwolfram]

The Handschuhe. Its Schuhs for the Hand

[@the-letter_s]

@@FelidaeEnjoyer you're just speaking Old English now

[@cronus-kumo]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun, laut der StVO und dem StGB, Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[@cronus-kumo]

macht zwar keinen Sinn aber egal

[@lyndislegion287]

Was zum Geier hat die StVO damit zu schaffen? Was denn, krieg ich jetzt auch noch Punkte für unerlaubtes Fahren eines Panzers???

[@Sharpless2]

@@lyndislegion287 Ja, hans! So sieht es das Gesetz vor, drum wird auch entsprechend gehandelt. Sie können wiederspruch einlegen, jedoch ist das mit weiteren kosten und einer längeren bearbeitungszeit ihres prozesses verbunden.

[@7Shadow4]

wait WHAT

[@lyndislegion287]

@@7Shadow4 Ich muss Sie leider bitten, Deutsch zu sprechen, oder alternativ das Formular zur Befreiung von ebendieser Pflicht bei Ihrer örtlichen Behörde zu beantragen.

[@Alexyzilkov]

0:40 I love the guy was pretty excited for the schwimmwagen

[@malthe236]

fr

[@bimnya788]

558 likes and 1 reply? Let me fix that

[@tlotro625]

I mean, if you saw a wagen that schwimms, would you not be excited?

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

I would be too.

[@-na-nomad6247]

same for 0:27

[@MrDHCrockett]

I was laughing at the silly, literal German names until you dropped “grenade launcher” on us. Then I was forced to do some introspection.

[@EnSayne987]

I'm pretty sure that comes from the German word Granatenwerfer which literally translated is grenade thrower. Just like flamethrower from Flammenwerfer, assault rifle from Sturmgewehr, etc

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@EnSayne987well, it does throw grenades, doesn't it?

[@Thomas-xd4cx]

German is English’s papa - that’s why

[@EnSayne987]

@@artemefimov8215 Well yes but traditionally the word Granatwerfer was used for mortars and still is, because shells are also called Granate. That's why they say Handgranate specifically for grenades as we know them, to differentiate the two

[@sombizoldado8996]

Mmm. You americans have guns which only name is "model [a specific year or random number] "

[@modernist927]

I love how there’s just enough really funny ones interjecting so you’re always caught off guard when it drops

[@TheBoxGhost_tm]

You had a lot of fun with this one, didn't you?

[@burialgoods]

I sure did

[@marywiza]

And I had fun watching

[@tapesquid874]

you like kissing boys, dont you?

[@swizzzy4962]

I had fun because of how....relatable it feels, idk I just always do jokes like this with my friends.

[@micahmurphy4546]

I laughed harder at this than I'd like to admit

[@Eric-vs2he]

I love how German names their stuff literally, like "oh this is rocket laucher made to punch through armor on a tank? It's a Panzer Fist"

[@Alexander..69]

I wasn't even aware that this shit existed until i saw this german word If only english was this awesome

[@KakapoKakapoUnderscore]

​@@Alexander..69Rocket Launcher. ROCKET LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES ROCKETS ITS THE SAME

[@DoomooDguy]

I could recognize that pfp from anywhere...

[@Alexander..69]

@@KakapoKakapoUnderscore lol i know and it was the first single-use light anti-tank weapons based on a pre-loaded disposable launch tube

[@mikusoxlongius]

Eisenbahn

[@sya_7489]

"This is a FockeWulf" "...it fockes Wulfes" Comedy gold

[@DoktorKrovh]

Furry? 🤨

[@faolan4367]

​@@DoktorKrovhIn what cursed reality is a wolf a furry ?!

[@DoktorKrovh]

@@faolan4367 My apologies, I mean zoophile

[@Lovely_Terror2498]

Furry moment

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

furries do the same thing. lol

[@Ghostlord17]

I showed my German friend this and she hasn't stopped laughing for the last 10 minutes

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

But her a beer for us, as she sounds awesome! 🍺

[@Mandarinoooooo]

@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEAs a german: Halt den Schnabel, Stereotypen-liebender Ami. Netter kann ich das jetzt aber echt nicht sagen, Leute.

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

false, Germans don't laugh

[@nightraven2975]

​@imdoingthisnowreally Obviously, she must be Austrian.

[@ZeSpyIsHere]

​@@imdoingthisnowreally Deutscher Humor ist nicht zum Lachen

[@underpaidJanitor5179]

"This is a schwimmwagen, it's a wagen that schwimms" got me so bad

[@jayporter1981]

Bro i died laughing on that one also lmao

[@Ajv516]

Solid stuff

[@ElodieHiras]

This is a swimmingcar. It's a car that swims. Y'know, naming an amphibious car "swimmingcar" is pretty self-explanatory, not gonna lie.

[@SiripongPattananititorn]

0:25 " THIS IS A STUG " " I T ' S S T U G S "

[@thethatone2166]

Sad nobody said This is a Stalhelm It is a helm of stal

[@burialgoods]

That's a good one

[@zero.Identity]

@@burialgoods this is a automobile. it's automated mobility. | this is Volkswagen. a wagen for the volk

[@ChristianConrad]

​@@zero.Identity: Auto-Mobile = Self-mover, it moves by itself. Like, without any horses to pull it. Auto- as in for instance autonomous, self-governing.

[@kruggmichaels8958]

@@ChristianConrad Automobile, a mobile that is automatic

[@zero.Identity]

@@ChristianConrad dude im not fucking dumb. but was ANYTHING from that video actually right? now annoy someone else with obvious stuff.

[@IaMaPh1991]

The M16A1 got me good 😂😂😂

[@hziebicki]

Nah it couldn't have, it would have jammed before it got you...

[@funninoriginal6054]

​@@hziebicki Fucking had me on the floor with this one, mostly because my M16A1 jammed and i got shot

[@camping_bastard3198]

"It... Jams."

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

There’ll be a m16a1 that doesn’t jam eventually

[@Neridian_]

​@@worldburnerbreadman7886a man can dream

[@Astro_Guy_1]

1:29 I like how he randomly became finnish.

[@KorporalNoobs]

German is quite descriptive and has the ability to combo words into another word. Panzerabwehrkanone (PaK) Tank-fend-off-canon This can also show that you might be in trouble, if the users start to call your small 3.7 mm PaK a... "Panzeranklopfgerät" "Tank-door-knocking-tool" And then you got the "Maus".

[@tomaspabon2484]

If anyone is wondering why Kant is a bitch to read. Its because of this bullshit.

[@pedrolmlkzk]

Panzer VIII isn't as catchy

[@The_Raptor]

the maus? does it squeak?

[@ChristianConrad]

​@@The_Raptor: Yup. The tracks and wheels and drive sprockets all squeak under its massive weight. (88 tons? 105? Can't recall.)

[@The_Raptor]

wait wait wait, it's a vehicle? @@ChristianConrad

[@fibecheee]

"This is a stug, it stugs." will be on my grave

[@SomeFeeshBoiii]

Friend :D

[@sya_7489]

YOU TWO! I want those sauces (for the pfp)

[@SomeFeeshBoiii]

@@sya_7489 Why you want my pfp bro

[@sya_7489]

@@SomeFeeshBoiii come on, you know why... now gimme

[@SomeFeeshBoiii]

@@sya_7489 Not when you say it like that, no.

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

“Hey, what’s that vehicle with a machine gun on it called?” “The Gun Car”

[@danglyboi474]

This is a Flamethrower. It throws flames. This is a Rocketlauncher. It launches rockets. I love that germanic languages do this.

[@blankface9363]

Finnish also does this: Tämä on raketinheitin. Se heittää raketteja. Raketti=rocket. Heitin=I threw, or in this context: thrower. Thou to be more accurate, thrower=heittäjä. So if the word was more descriptive, it would be: Raketinheittäjä. Btw: Threw=heitti. And you threw=heitit

[@palomaelegante]

Spanish kinda does that too: Lanzacohetes=Rocket Launcher Lanza=Launch/Throw Cohetes=Rockets Lanzallamas=Flamethrower Lanza=Launch/Throw Llamas=Flames

[@mo-s-]

Chinese does too, all languages kinda do

[@spiralghosts]

Do what? Name things by what they do? That's kinda normal for many languages

[@Attaxalotl]

This is a Big Infantry Gun, It's a Big Gun, for Infantry.

[@polishscribe674]

I love these names. You take the thing's cathegory. You take the thing's function. And then you smash them together to make a new word.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

German is a very descriptive language. A helicopter landing place would be a helicopterlandeplatz.

[@figbloppa7183]

literally german

[@renem.5852]

​@@gewuerzwanze5627or a "Gesetz zur Übertragung der Aufgaben für die Überwachung der Rinderkennzeichnung und Rindfleischetikettierung" (Law on the delegation of tasks for the supervision of cattle identification and beef labeling) is just called 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungs­aufgabenübertragungsgesetz'

[@normalaboutpathologic]

You did it! You broke German down to it's most basic essentials!

[@FuneralProcession]

Meanwhile english: we need new words? Let's take what France/Germany uses but make it sound English

[@CtarMag]

A wise man once said *_"This is a Fockewulf, EEEEE Fockes wulves"_*

[@kondesrades9405]

Being a German and hearing the wrong descriptions makes this 10 billion % funnier.

[@no-lifenoah7861]

whats wrong with the descriptions?

[@TheCencc]

Yeah no shit what did you expect from 4channers 😂 the descriptions are what americans think they are, not what they are ​@@iijj

[@Unknown-be3fm]

Echt so 😂

[@osadnik7580]

Jagdpanther is a Panther that jagds. Lederhosen is Hosen made of Leder. Flugzeugabwehrkanone is a Kanone for Abwehr from Flugzeugs. And Maschinengewehr is... a Maschine that Gewehrs? Also StuG is short for Sturmgeschütz, a Geschütz you sturm with.

[@jensjurgens98]

This is german humourpolice. It is germans policed by humour.

[@skidaddleskidoodle595]

"Schwimmwagen" made me crack up, not just because he's holding back laughter at his own words, but because it almost sounds like personification of the vehicle to say that it "swims."

[@Dave0439]

because it literally has swim in its name?

[@JamesChurchill]

just like the wagon that ge-shoots

[@ladywaffle2210]

I mean, that's what it did

[@Iris_n_Parti]

it's an amphibious car, in other words; a car that swims. I think the picture in the post should hint that

[@mayak1649]

It's schwimms

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

My favourite version is: “This is a panzerwerfer. It werfers panzers” with a photoshop image of a tank-catapult.

[@WeDieStanding948]

This is the Lazgun... It guns laz.

[@charlieterry8506]

Pew Pew!

[@Vincent_A.]

This is a basilisk, it lisks basils.

[@vectra9_957]

This is a space marine, it does marine stuff in space

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@Vincent_A.This is a depressed teen, it depresses.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

This is a servitor. It a vitor thats serves

[@AirShark95]

This is a missile. It knows where it is at all times.

[@lumiauroras6741]

OH GOD NO PLEASE NO I BEG YOU

[@nikotine1030]

It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

[@minion3806]

@@nikotine1030 I was hoping for this. I was not disappointed 🤣

[@Bananappleboy]

​@@nikotine1030 this is a niko it ni's ko's this is a light bulb it lights bulbs THIS IS A WORLD MACHINE IT MACHINES WORLDS

[@mrsquash5937]

This is a missile. It misses isles

[@flareog134]

this is a serial killer he kills serials

[@theminerwithin9316]

I'm just imagining someone stabbing the serial number off every item that they come across, and yes, I said stab.

[@-Lazy]

I like how it starts with logic but becomes less and less logical over the time

[@Metablex]

You can only be logical for so long on the internet.

[@DoktrDub]

@@Metablexexactly

[@frostyvoid827]

“This is a FockeWulf” “It fockes wulves”

[@Grintock]

I mean flugzeugabgewehr makes total sense. Flugzeug is airplane. Abgewehr is deterrence/defense.

[@LeftyCrankmann]

Then you get hit with the most sensible sentence yet "This is a grenade launcher, it launches grenadea"

[@DVNEngineer9071]

"This is an M16A1 It jams"💀

[@Mordecrox]

💀 is what happens when your jam prevents you from stopping the other schewering your infanterie with Schutz

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

Vietnam jungles did the m16 dirty

[@icipher6730]

@@somedudefromapharmacy literally

[@bigfatboss7427]

@@somedudefromapharmacy The US Army Ordnance Department sabotaged the M16 because Colt was a competitor to Springfield. Thousands of US soldiers died because of that.

[@plausibledeniability6685]

​@@bigfatboss7427not sure why the US would sabotage Colt products when the military had been using their firearms for a long time. Examples including the Colt Walker revolver which was heavily used during the Mexican-American war, the Colt single action army, and the Colt 1911 which may I remind you was the service pistol utilized in Vietnam. Why would they faithfully use Colt's products for years than suddenly sabotage this one rifle for a competitor? But you believe what you want to believe.

[@philipphalter926]

i'm german and i was on the verge of crying tears of laughter troughout this entire video

[@HyperboreanCitizen1]

Same mate.

[@Red_Lion07]

1:05 "Ehehe it fockes wulves" got me dead

[@XteroBlade2117]

Zoophile airplane 💀💀💀

[@overclocked-hz42069]

Same lmao

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

I can't tell if anyone making these actually speaks German or not. And I prefer to keep it that way.

[@ara8692]

Most likely they learnt a little in school

[@volderhamer]

Whoever wrote "It Wehrkanone like Flugzeugab" definitely doesn't, because that's completely unintelligible.

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

@@volderhamer What are you talking about? Flugzeugab is totally a real word... ...in bastardized Wisconsin German.

[@philippmuller-litz401]

​@@volderhamerbut it's funny af

[@zero.Identity]

100% no. there are many flaws in it. a real german would do that differently

[@majorassault5074]

you are the daily dose of internet of 4 chan, never stop for all that is good in the world

[@burialgoods]

can't stop, won't stop 😎

[@loveless-savage]

Nice range from clever puns to totally incomprehensible

[@Sign_Person]

"this is a Fockewulf." *sinister laughter* "it fockes wulves."

[@Atatpilot]

0:24 had me lauging for hours

[@pyrogaming175]

THIS IS A STUG IT STUGS

[@Air_Wubbox_Anti_UTTP]

*THIS IS A STUG* *IT STUGS*

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

This is a Stug. It *_STUGS._*

[@yamakovsky]

It schutoogs

[@kath_nanaya6803]

the delivery on 'it... jams.' was perfect

[@M99enjoyer]

0:43 is the best part

[@TheEclipse-]

I knew exactly where things were going the moment it got to "This is a FockeWulf" and i laughed way too hard lmao.

[@SovietReunionYT]

You didnt catch it at the tone with which he did the Panzerfaust?

[@yoschiannik8438]

As a german i can confirm that this video is mildly entertaining

[@kleinweichkleinweich]

what doesn't kill you makes you harder

[@yoschiannik8438]

@@kleinweichkleinweich Things that kill also make me hard

[@janerik5997]

Da kann man echt nicht meckern( One of the most honors the average german can give out)

[@peterclarke7006]

​@@kleinweichkleinweichthat's what my wife said midway through a particularly intense bdsm sesh.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@kleinweichkleinweich see, this is how I know Masoch was a German

[@Gunpowder_Symphony]

I can't help but hear Jörg Sprave saying "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!" after so many of these...

[@keepitclean8791]

I just imagine a group of dads telling these jokes together

[@chesterstevens8870]

Back when /k/ was fun.

[@anonymouskultist]

I miss boof. and bowtie. and squid. hell I even miss zed and CSF. remember when Garand thumb used to be a tripfriend too? so much fun and now it's just mindless general threads.

[@cherno8119]

We still have these threads but they're not even 5% as creative or funny now. it sucks

[@rustyshackleford1508]

Now it's been taken over by r*dditors and alphabet glowies. I really hope that Ukraine loses so all of them can go get the fuck off my board and stay go.

[@isekaiexpress9450]

This is exactly what i wanted to say.

[@Brslld]

None of the boards are funny anymore

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

Hearing Burialgoods genuinely laugh is a level of catharsis I don’t think Aristotle was ready for

[@ET-Gamer]

1:15 this was the one that broke me and had me on the floor in the fetal position laughing for 10mins crying.

[@canadianoctopus1479]

My favourites 1:04 0:27 0:53 0:56

[@sketchesforyou8020]

That didn’t happen lil bro 💀

[@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10]

As a Messerschmitt, I can confirm I do indeed measure Schmitt.

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Messerschmitt is a Name

[@SomeCoffeeFan]

Oh I loved the little English interruptions XD That just makes it so much better, I just can’t even explain why this video is so good :’]

[@G0thCrayon]

Burialgoods, I've only been subscribed to you for a short time... But you're relentlessly posting some legend-grade content. We, the horde of the web, appreciate your contributions.

[@burialgoods]

I try and make the sub worth it to you guys, thanks friend

[@埊]

you, the Web Horde, under the rule of Dawang Khagan, is gracious.

[@terry2295]

"The horde of the web, appreciate your contributions." sounds like some cult shit to say and I love it.

[@Typhus_The_Traveller]

Are we all just a hivemind now?

[@YouTubeTryingToBeTwiter31581]

Always have been.

[@razzorinc5551]

1:02 was the moment I appeared to have spontaneously combusted into unstoppable laughter

[@PillowFilledWithSpiders]

“You cant measure what you cant catch” Smitt-1984

[@electrodevii2444]

@@PillowFilledWithSpiders I think it was meant for the one after that

[@malthe236]

ok

[@hardcaselj111]

0:47 i only get the joke because I have a book about the evolution of weaponry from 1956, great book would recommend to any autistic military nerds

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

which book i fit all of the above

[@theargonianmercenary184]

The fun part of the German language is that every word is often just a few words smashed together into one. That, and they’re always fun words to say.

[@scarletrain7114]

Fun to say huh… say FLUGABWEHRGESCHÜTZ without stuttering😂

[@theargonianmercenary184]

@@scarletrain7114 not going to lie, trying to pronounce that was difficult, but I thankfully looked into and, for talking about AA guns, it’s definitely is an… interesting way to refer to such weaponry 😆

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

​@@scarletrain7114 It's actually quite easy to say. You just separate it into the 3 parts that make up the word: Flug - abwehr - geschütz. And then pronounce them together - Flugabwehrgeschütz

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

@@SanctusPaulus1962 That's what I do literally every time I find a long word. Even if the word isn't made of smaller words.

[@peterbear4413]

Rhabarbarabarbarabarbarenbartebarbierbierbarbarbel. Yes, native German speakers, I know I omitted some diacritical marks. I try my poor best.

[@Pandope616]

The amount of effort put into the voices were immaculate

[@lucitechrepairs]

Meanwhile the subtitles: "This is a farm inverter. It verves flowers."

[@RubberDaMusician]

“THIS IS GESCHUTZWAGEN, IT’S A WAGEN WITH A GESCHÜTZ” freaking legendary

[@raidzor5452]

Funniest one by a mile

[@thecookiemeister5374]

Whoever named the Stug is right on the money, that thing is absolutely a Stug

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Wrong.

[@noahplaysgames3748]

burialgoods: the most existential lovecraftian cosmic horror also burialgoods:

[@thecommentingstug]

0:26 As a StuG, I can confirm that we do indeed stug

[@Prestongarvey173]

Hi

[@thecommentingt34]

Hello,comrade!

[@thecommentingstug]

​@@thecommentingt34Oh hello there

[@vhs_tapes]

Friendship between A t-34 and a stug?!

[@thecommentingt34]

@@vhs_tapes the war ended,comrade,so there is no point in killing each other anymore.

[@ThePolishKid]

He had fun making this video and we all had fun watching it, absolutely gold. Guy deserves even more subs

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Should try to pronounce german words correctly first then upload a video

[@PaoloArmatio]

This is a Handschuh...it's a shoe for hands!

[@rockandnol3233]

My favorite par was when the flammenwerfer said "it's flamen' time" and then werfed all over the place

[@AhYesAnts]

"this is a grenade launcher, it launches grenades" i can feel the demoman energy in that post

[@Nowheres_Channel]

I love how most are like THIS IS A KWARGENWHETHERLADLE, IT LADLES KWARGENS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT and the M16A1 is just "it jams".

[@szczoteczka2233]

I know German well enough to cry from laughter because of this, thank you

[@CerbeRawr]

"This is a stug, it stugs" definitely the sentence of the year

[@zarinaromanets7290]

I love that they inspired our word for sandwich, "buterbrod", as it is indeed a bread onto which you spread butter 🍞 😂

[@duckthepatu1993]

As I German this becomes like 10 times funnier when they get most things actually pretty right and then there's just this one weapon that does not work like that at all xD

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Alle aber auch alle Beschreibungen sind falsch. "This is a Nebelwerfer, it werfs Nebels" Er wirft keinen Nebel er verschießt Raketen mit einem HE Gefechtskopf.

[@flatheadgg2443]

"Zis is a focke wulf" "It fockes wulves" Furries: "Nooo it's not fair! It should have been me, not him!!"

[@thegaminghistorian1209]

I wanna laugh because it's true, but should i?

[@Model_cars_Edits]

We are not zoophiles bruh..., fucking stereotypical shit

[@s0LLagal]

Any furry playing Adastra.

[@NateFord-r6i]

You forgot the devious laugh before he said that

[@Model_cars_Edits]

Naw this shit ain't true at all, we are not zoophiles, we are actually against them

[@serge9492]

0:11 Gewehr is prolly rifle and since sturm is assault in russian it makes sence, in general these are all likely practically named and these statements only sound funny to english people.

[@yoface2537]

Gewehr is rifle, mg means machine rifle when you think about it

[@serge9492]

@@yoface2537 "HE'S RIGHT!" moment. XD

[@ryanle1293]

Gevehr (Gev-air) is rifle you're right, but as it's a German rifle, sturm is German for storm, storm rifle.

[@serge9492]

@@ryanle1293 Great. Damn, imagine a german sees this and facepalms hard cuz those are just normal words. Can't lie though, as a russian/english speaker that one's pretty funny to me.

[@ryanle1293]

@@serge9492 I love how languages can share words with either similar or very different meanings. One example I can think of is taco in Spanish and tako in Japanese. Both are food but ones a tortilla dish and tako is octopus

[@thenameisalie6]

I'm actually crying laughing 😂 sometimes the flammenwerfer one randomly pops into my head and I often wondered what other jokes like this there are, but was always too lazy to look them up - so you really made my day! Time for a rewatch~

[@MyScorpion42]

I like how they go back and forth between complete nonsense and exactly on point

[@waveburner1254]

As a german the way he slowly loses his seriousness and chuckles makes me also chuckle. Thanks for the good laugh.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

For those wondering, the only ones I am 100% certain are not proper translations are the Messerschmitt or "Knifesmith" (named for Chief Designer Willy Messerschmitt) and the FockeWulf or "People Wolf"(Properly Focke-Wulf, named for company founders Heinrich Focke and George Wulf). Neither of those is actually used to refer to the plane, instead being the manufacturing company. There is also the Maschinengewehr or "Machine Rifle". It's use includes but is not limited to rifling machinery, at least in the sense of riddling it with rifle bullets, so I'll count it. There is also the StuG, which sort of Stugs. Full name Sturmgeschütz or "Assault Gun" (Sturm meaning storm, as in "to storm") it is both a geschütz you sturm with and the thing you use to sturm a geschütz. I'm counting this too, partially because in Dutch the word Stug refers to something "stiff, resistant, headstrong, or inflexible" which the StuG very much was.

[@Jehty_]

And the Nebelwerfer which doesn't werf any Nebel. It's a multiple rocket launcher.

[@pretzelbomb6105]

@@Jehty_ I'll have to disagree on that. Nebel means fog or smoke, which any rocket launcher will produce in consistent amounts during use.

[@Jehty_]

@@pretzelbomb6105 nope. Nebel = fog -> water droplets Rauch = Smoke -> gas and very small pieces of carbon that is produced when something burns Edit: in the military sense "smoke" can mean "Nebel". A "smoke grenade" can be called "Nebelgranate". But the Nebelwerfer in this video isn't called Nebel because of the smoke it creates. It's because it was part of the Nebeltruppe (a branch of the Wehrmacht/SS originally for chemical warfare, later also for rocket artillery). And the name "Nebelwerfer" was used for the multiple rocket launcher as a cover name for that new kind of weapon.

[@MrsStormtrooper]

The thing being simultaneously a Geschütz you sturm with, and a thing to sturm a Geschütz, is so German....

[@theredscourge]

@@Jehty_ in fairness whatever that thing is targeting is about to get fogged up

[@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman]

"This is an M16A1" "It..jams" that tiny pause made this joke better 😂

[@TheCoolzone-hn6ey]

Its true tho 💀

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

0:39 The utter simplicity of the namesake and the function... The Germans know how to name stuff. Gets a wheeze out of me every single time.

[@NovaAge]

4 Chan: A hellhole of the worst, most degenerated people that do not have a point even in existing Also 4 Chan:

[@em_the_bee]

Oof, zoomers are learning about 4chan through Buzzfeed now?

[@krunken_isok]

4 chan is both filled with degenerates and degenerates that can do the CIA's job better

[@BlooMonkiMan]

​@@em_the_beeZoomer here. It was KZbin for me, and it still looked nasty

[@Crypticdragon1]

I love how you can tell you were trying hard not to laugh with the FockeWulf 😂

[@Imbrojeff2361]

0:05 Tf2 Medic to soldiers be like:

[@MeemingStar]

This is a bucket

[@hikermrsblood1]

@@MeemingStarno!

[@Arockettt]

Dear god​@@MeemingStar

[@Kanezeran]

And people say you can't improve on perfection.

[@Paradox_Edge]

As a Swedish person I don't even need to understand German to grasp the concept of all the words being spoken and it's such a surreal level of funny that has me chuckling past language barriers. 😂

[@reimuhakurei2123]

Ok but wheres your pfp sauce

[@Paradox_Edge]

@@reimuhakurei2123 My computer 'cus it's fanart of my OC. :>

[@dannypipewrench533]

As an American, I had a similar experience. Granted, I know some German, but not enough to fully understand everything.

[@reimuhakurei2123]

@@Paradox_Edge send me pls

[@Paradox_Edge]

@@reimuhakurei2123 Nah. It's not that high quality overall. You're welcome to worship my 'Doxu all you want tho. :}

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

1:06 I'm sorry??

[@kristoffersonsilverfox3923]

Need that

[@electron6825]

​@@kristoffersonsilverfox3923ofc, the pfp 😢

[@ZimaNoMori]

​@@kristoffersonsilverfox3923What are the odds that, 1. I watched Fantastic Mr. Fox Recently 2. I see you 3. I have a "Everything great about Fantastic Mr. Fox" reccomendation

[@nitroplayzrobloxandotherga780]

🤣

[@kristoffersonsilverfox3923]

@electron6825 What, you think I'm talking about an actual wolf and not an anthro one?

[@Mineias]

The jihad one almost made me piss in my pants from laughing, may Alah forgive me

[@SightHandicappedRider9400]

Yep,the jihad surely rizzes someone. 😆

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

Well if that's your pet dog in your profile picture, then Allah will surely not forgive you, because his prophet Muhammad forbade anyone to have dogs as pets and ordered his followers to kill all dogs, as they apparently scare away the angels... or something

[@rianmela3825]

Allah with one L 💀

[@haruyu123]

Jizz

[@Mystic1038-u5u]

0:19 that’s like the only one that makes sense😂

[@MyPlus-gj9or]

Can we just take a second to appriceate how these greenteexts were made in 2009, and 14/15 years later someone managed to make a quality meme out of them :)

[@jerrykwan150]

That m16a1 was so unironically good, you could hear the disappointment in your voice at the "it jams" Also, i wish the anon writing the lederhosens one wrote "it josens leders" bc while i know it probably makes even less sense, it'd sound like "it holds liters" which, you gotta admit, sounds fitting for something we all associate with oktoberfest

[@DaniilHomyak]

This is a Mosin-Nagant, it… it transcends time & space to be as lethal as it was before there were any tanks and automatic weapons

[@pilotmanpaul]

TWO GALACTIC WARS

[@nihil2157]

@@pilotmanpaul A TESSERACT OF HYPERWARS

[@kleinweichkleinweich]

this is a K 98 it makes "klack"

[@ФедяКрюков-в6ь]

​@@kleinweichkleinweich This is kar 98. It 89s kars

[@SamusV4]

The stielhandgranate one is my absolute favorite. It's too beautiful in its simplicity.

[@Icysnowman256]

I actually laughed out loud at the M16A1, that's seriously impressive. Thanks for making my day better :>

[@mr.shitposting8395]

This is a stug It stugs