ZODIAC SIGNS AS BLACK FRIDAY CHARACTERS

[@taifromyea]

I was so ready for Ethan to be a douchebag when I first wantched Black Friday but he turned out to be the sweetest boy ever!

[@sierrajoseph774]

Then they killed him 😭 Ethan deserved better

[@snotdumpster2322]

Sierra Joseph HE DESERVED TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH LEX AND HANNAH!

[@taifromyea]

I've actually started writing a fanfic where Ethan survived. It's on Wattpad and it's called 'The one where everything's okay' if anyone wanted to read it.

[@constrictedconstitution6451]

@@taifromyea Does that unseen force kill him at the end though?

[@taifromyea]

@@constrictedconstitution6451 Haven't decided yet.

[@Avery-sr4rv]

So you’re just gonna call me Sherman and act like nothing happened

[@yaznicole]

Avery same

[@callumtait4793]

Both my dad and my bf are Tauruses and I feel personally offended and slightly creeped out.

[@thatonepersonyouwontremember]

My mother is a taurus, a preschool teacher, and the most innocent thing ever. Soooooooooo

[@jesoko6724]

We Tauruses always get the fucking worst characters on these lists. I saw one that was Star Wars characters and all the rest had awesome characters. You get to Taurus and bam, JarJar Binks. I have literally felt offended by every single one of these lists because none of them understand Tauruses. ... and yet I keep coming back hoping one of them would be different... EDIT: I've decided I'm going to pretend that it's not actually Sherman and that the list meant it's Jamie playing Sherman and now I feel better in my denial.

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

I don't know, I've known quite a few Taurus' and that's pretty accurate

[@winkwonk1247]

we need an entire musical solely starring Man in a Hurry

[@MarcyStevonshy]

He’s DEFINITELY a main character in “Working Boys: A New Musical”

[@luccamalualves8261]

It would be a very quick musical...cause he would be in a hurry

[@Ryan-mm1oj]

And Gary

[@beetlebud]

YES

[@whish67]

He's secretly the nerdy prude, not Grace Chastity

[@kiralittle-fetzer3918]

As a scorpio I am offended honestly, I am not the servant of an evil interdimensional monster. I am an evil interdimensional monster.

[@th3stripeddoll404]

Was going to say that.

[@MandyJonas97]

Thb... i Think we'll discover that wilbur isn't a servant at all Edit: wilbur or wilbert OH gosh?

[@etcetera1995]

Alas, Wiggly is a Capricorn.

[@Emosoragurl21]

"the son is the father. the father is the son." - xander lee anyway does this make us both?

[@kiralittle-fetzer3918]

@@Emosoragurl21 Maybe? I thought that part was about Wiggly being a god and the dolls but I guess that could apply to Wiley too.

[@starborn2761]

Aries ♈ - Man in a hurry Taurus ♉ - Sherman Gemini ♊ - Hannah Cancer ♋ - Becky Leo ♌ - Linda Virgo ♍ - Gary Libra ♎ - Howard Goodman Scorpio ♏ - Uncle Wiley Sagittarius ♐ - Lex Capricorn ♑ - Frank Aquarius ♒ - Tom Pisces ♓ - Ethan

[@nataliepirkle2761]

High Lady Of The Night Court I was Literally just reading acowar and got so excited when I saw your username! Also I’m not gonna lie I was really happy my sign is “man in a hurry”

[@pearlexquisite935]

@@nataliepirkle2761 but I relate more to Ethan. How am I in a hurry?

[@starborn2761]

@@nataliepirkle2761 I'm Becky, I really wanted Gary 😂

[@nataliepirkle2761]

Pearl Exquisite yeah I wanted either Ethan, Gary , or Howard Goodman but I just figured I was going to get the man in a hurry 😂

[@nataliepirkle2761]

High Lady Of The Night Court yes!! I love him! I really wanted either him or Ethan!

[@nekomarustoes4865]

gary going "eeeeeeee" is a perfect representatoon of being a virgo i stan

[@applepatronum4934]

Omg i just thought of my Virgo friend and that's so true

[@donnelln269]

I really wish I was a Pisces because I wanted to be Ethan but, being Gary isn’t so bad

[@starsnatcher4659]

5:44

[@Jazzhands3701]

Me on a daily basis

[@user-sh7em9ec9w]

I WAS PRAYING THE WHOLE TIME TO BE ETHAN, AND I LITERALLY CRIED WHEN I WAS RIGHT. ETHAN IS LITERALLY AN ANGEL AND DESERVED TO BE A FATHER

[@Jennaw95]

Kamryn Draughan YESSSSSS WE ARE ETHAN

[@amd3728]

SAMEEE

[@reesealvarez1124]

YEAHHHH

[@izzyliberty8720]

YESS

[@ry4937]

Kamryn Draughan SAMMEEE

[@justhere5895]

AAAH PISCES ASEMBLE!! LETS STAN OUR PROUD REPRESENDANT ETHAN GREEN

[@charliesleepy]

YESS

[@ashlynm4484]

YAYYYYYY

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

“represendant”

[@GLAASJEMELC]

@@TheMurrmursonbottle we get it ethan, you're a good speller

[@honeyyoumeanhunk_ules4410]

Whoop whoop

[@unkindwinner0790]

I’m a lawyer now, I hope y’all have your finances in order because are you aware my cli-

[@anawkwardbean165]

EEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ipek-5958]

*audits*

[@ven5276]

WAZOO

[@kiki8792]

*Subpoena*

[@weaverliss7522]

I didn’t get Gary?!? That’s it I’m suing

[@lauragrey8611]

Audits

[@mikismissingmarbles7091]

You’ll be hearing from my attorney

[@galaxyspice5805]

*Higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw* ARE YOU AWARE that MY CLIENT, Hufflepufferfish, is being DISCRIMINATED against-

[@Spuds0the0Potato]

Glowing Phoenix SHUT UP GARY..!

[@magecalamari_damace3989]

Spuds the Potato urgh right in the sEpInA

[@al3x_emmeline]

tbf every character jeff’s ever played exudes pure aries energy. everywhere u look, chaos

[@soupsoup4245]

As a Capricorn, I am honestly offended that I would be characterized as a gross capitalist, but also? Yeah.

[@boygirlz]

Soup Soup yeah but we’re being represented as a STUNNING GROSS CAPITALIST

[@soupsoup4245]

@@boygirlz you're right my bad

[@nataliepirkle2761]

Not gonna lie before I even clicked this I thought “I bet I’m the man in a hurry” I was not wrong!

[@etharp93]

Taurus was done so dirty, I'm going to fix it...hey Taurus squad we are Emma

[@alicehasnoideawhatsheisdoi5186]

Aw yeeeeee

[@FLAGENHAW]

So true

[@megang5906]

Thank god I am not being represented by Sherman young

[@FLAGENHAW]

@Wowie_thats_cool what do you think he is? I can't even guess

[@FLAGENHAW]

@Wowie_thats_cool LOL u know what I'd buy that

[@hannah9357]

im a Gemini AND my name is Hannah

[@setanta4004]

Shit me too

[@x.baughans3526]

Me Too! I mean my name's not Hannah because I'm a guy but I am a Gemini

[@bekahvogt]

I'm a cancer and my name is Bekah.

[@hannahjwhitson]

Sameeee

[@callumtait4793]

My little sister is a Gemini and honestly if anybody I knew had connections with a spider from the twilight zone it would be her.

[@CV-Moore]

I'm Linda I guess... Hmm... I feel like this is a personal attack because Linda is a horrible person. But Linda is my favorite person so I am okay with this.

[@lenkagamine1410]

C. Moore I am also Linda and I’ve never been happier. Let’s come together and start a new and exciting religion.

[@hotpotato8798]

I dislike that word gerald, *cult*

[@nina8315]

Me, a Leo, can confirm and feels totally the same about this

[@theclodofclods]

Yea, I feel that, but I like being associated with one of Lauren's characters.

[@LilSticks]

hi yes my name is also Linda. I got Linda in the video too. Watching the musical was so confusing since I kept hearing my name.

[@PhantomFandoms]

I am so thankful to be represented by the best man that's ever been in a hurry.

[@suzerainty4192]

FELLOW WILEYS RISE UP (he's definitely the Wilbur that originally went through the portal that MacNamara mentioned, right???)

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

yes he is

[@zofzofzof_iaa]

YEAY WILEYS

[@apotheosis6505]

wileys unite

[@selleofapproval2642]

Wiley mentions that he was a colonel at some point in the musical i think.

[@selleofapproval2642]

Also like you look he's wearing a set of dogtags through out the musical.

[@BlaBlaBla]

As I Virgo, I approve of this representation

[@emyhall9094]

Bla Bla Bla I agree

[@phoenixablaze649]

Same

[@MauraDann]

Same as well!

[@kristynakoci732]

100%

[@ee1085]

I AM SO HAPPY

[@Gregg9705]

Yes i knew pisces was gonna be Ethan, i am so honoured

[@sophiisherman7463]

I AM ETHAN THIS IS NOT A DRILL LIFE IS AMAZING

[@sophiisherman7463]

Maumann wait is his last name Sherman or smth?

[@jxnx19]

being lex is such an honor

[@cami_cosmos]

Honestly! I guess it's time to team up with the Pisces?

[@MarbleMuseHasAppeared]

oh god same

[@MandyJonas97]

Yayyy

[@daimtheultimatehusbando8649]

Y’all let’s become actors

[@MarbleMuseHasAppeared]

Daim TheUltimateHusbando time for all of us to play lex

[@OrchidsAndFairyLights]

I heavily support being represented by Gary. Thank you for this blessing

[@flopilla2012]

Same

[@kalosking8007]

Sameee

[@anawkwardbean165]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@probablyok2418]

I'm usually upset when I get a horrible person as the representative of my sign but... Linda has my entire heart 👁👄👁

[@g2growcya]

ProbablyOk SAME!

[@theinfamousmusician]

ProbablyOk phat mood but like also she's kinda like the opposite of who I think I am haha it's kinda funny that Leo's are seen as loud/selfish and I'm not really aha

[@probablyok2418]

@@theinfamousmusician Haha same. Well I mean- I'm plenty loud and obnoxious, but I'm a complete goody-two shoes.

[@g2growcya]

The Infamous Musician same. Im a total introvert and try to be kind to everyone. Unless they’ve completely betrayed/wronged me then im just indifferent to them

[@theinfamousmusician]

ProbablyOk haha I feel that, idk I feel more like a loudish Becky? But not quite??? The way most Leo’s are seen makes me feel the need to defend but who am I kidding, in my head I’m kinda a Linda so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@HaunaMyKiki]

As a Cancer myself, the rep is accurate.

[@stegosaurus6654]

yesss us Geminis got the iconic Hannah *insert that one "Cup of Roasted Coffee" dance that Hannah does during Califor M.I.A*

[@kiki8792]

Yeah basically

[@Elizabeth-bz7jr]

i’m a taurus and when i watched black friday i thought taurus would be wiggly or wiley. like i feel like most tauruses don’t care that much about things like sherman does

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

Exactly! We cant even relate to Sherman anyways.

[@emmakayisnotok7322]

YEAH

[@Thiccwoo]

I died because I’m “Man in a hurry” and the accuracy is spot on 😂 also, I just KNEW Leo was Linda smh

[@Ricecake39]

Aries gang *Does Jeff’s run in Feast of Famine*

[@jikkebouma5512]

as a Virgo, I agree strongly

[@anawkwardbean165]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@lilypad.7485]

imma guess now ethan green is pisces EDIT : I knew it, pisces RISE UP

[@facts776]

proud to be represented by the king corey dorris

[@twoinacarcrash]

I feel honored to be represented by Tom.

[@midnasun]

•metro• Same!

[@amypond6740]

Same!

[@amypond6740]

Also. I looked so long for other Aquarius’s. We need to unite!!

[@xandavidson1845]

YESS

[@xoxlillikittyxox1846]

Same!

[@pellaw8011]

I am way too much of a horrible person to be represented by Ethan, but I appreciate the sentiment

[@Luv2Dnce4]

percytheblueturtle A truly Pisces thing to feel. 💕

[@rine6740]

I am so honored to be represented by Howard Goodman

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

Honestly same

[@kateyepawtch]

I'm so sorry that you're a libra

[@rine6740]

@@kateyepawtch Why?

[@whatalovelybreadstick2449]

kateyepawtch I’m so sorry you take astrology this seriously

[@ozwin8840]

@@kateyepawtch time is a construct and stars don't care when your birthday is

[@mytombwillbeatesco]

I'm happy to be a hannah, GEMINII SQUAD ESEMBILE ♊

[@kaysdigidiary]

Skullettte Martez yayyyyyyy

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

Yeh! Join us for the foreboding out of context premonitions of the future, sass, & silly dance moves!

[@johnegbert9132]

Heck yeah

[@kiki8792]

Yooooooooo

[@meteor7528]

As a Pisces, I am honored to have the blessing of being compared to Ethan Green

[@oxox5522]

I didn’t believe in zodiac signs until Pisces was Ethan. Now I have faith in the world, my skin has been cleared, and I’m a millionaire.

[@jessyemaycopsey1373]

It is an honour to be represented by Man In A Hurry!

[@mytombwillbeatesco]

Lucky! I'm a geminii, but at least hannah has the best song in the musical.

[@catboytartaglia]

YES I AGREE AND IM IN A HURRY

[@saralee1227]

Yess Aries gang😩🤘

[@mysticflower7795]

Same! I know all his quotes 😂✨♈️🔥

[@g.k.2795]

Not even surprised Leo was Linda. At least I can start a cult

[@cataryad661]

Not gonna lie, as a Scorpio I was kinda hoping that I would be Ethan, but seeing as I'm a Joey Richter character - even if it is a bad guy character - I think I'm alright with it. Although, I think everyone kinda wanted to be Ethan...

[@megan40]

Cat Arya D i wanted to be lex or linda😂😂 but i loVe ethan🥺

[@FloreMar-yp3iz]

I wanted to be Homeless man but I'm glad I'm Ethan lmao

[@LoveNeko64]

Linda's screaming is me.

[@Sarah-hg4mu]

As soon as I started watching I felt like Gary would be Virgo, I'm so happy xD

[@anawkwardbean165]

EEEEEEEEE

[@nicknickknack]

okay seeing aries my first reaction was no but now that i’ve thought about it it’s extremely accurate

[@ju4368]

As an Aries I don’t deserve to be called out like this

[@leeneedsfriends6750]

I got Linda aka the best character but I guess that makes sense considering we all know leos are the best

[@multifishycake9786]

Ayyyyyye I get to be Lex! THE POWER OF A SAGITTARIUS

[@screechingbirbs6406]

Multifishycake yes Sagittarius’ unite 💪🏽

[@julesparodia7698]

Sag gang

[@redacted5078]

SAGS, ASSEMBLE

[@screechingbirbs6406]

LMAO sags 🤣

[@logicallyanxious]

yasss bois

[@lexiedvds]

I am so honored to be Lex omg

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

When you watch the musical back it h u r t s when Ethan says that he’d be a great father bc of what happens to him :((

[@maem7462]

Ethan is such a great character I’m sad he wasn’t on screen as much

[@Pinkyshy101]

Yesss I’m Lex one of the few times Sagittarius gets it good!

[@redacted5078]

IKR

[@northmelody1783]

I knew I'd be Linda- I feel honored :D

[@g2growcya]

Linda Monroe. Like i wish i wasnt her cuz of how calus (sp?) she can be. But i frigging love her. And Lauren is amazing as her

[@iwilldeletethis1123]

Us Leos have been blessed

[@luccamalualves8261]

As an Aries I'm offended Why is Man in a Hurry so accurate?

[@phoenixablaze649]

As a Virgo, I can confirm that Gary is my spirit animal

[@silvercactus5043]

Aries: 0:00 Taurus: 0:32 Gemini: 1:31 Cancer: 2:18 Leo: 3:35 Virgo: 5:05 Libra: 6:06 Scorpio: 7:29 Sagittarius: 8:22 Capricorn: 9:46 Aquarius: 10:52 Pisces: 11:47

[@potatopatata1511]

As a Libra, you have given me satisfaction. Thank you

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

Most July leos are linda-like(lions and lionesses) Most August leos are joey richter-like (sweet lil good hearted lion cubs) (eventhough he is a july leo)

[@simonea870]

I already knew Leo was going to be Linda Monroe and I am HERE FOR IT

[@maepletea]

5:09 You know what I’m not even mad

[@savvy3tv632]

My mom is on the cusp of Aries and Taurus so the moment at 0:52 was an accurate representation of the two signs fighting over who gets her. By the way I’m represented by GaryGoldsteinattorneylaw.

[@aritchal3248]

As a Virgo, when I saw this video i told myself "there is no way Gary is not virgo."

[@anawkwardbean165]

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@raeosunshine24]

omg my two favourite things, astrology and starkid??? you definitely put some thought into this and i LOVE IT SO MUCH.

[@ronnie6232]

im so honored to be linda , this is honestly what i deserve

[@CordingKarma3785]

Yay, I’m represented by lex

[@georgia4779]

It is an honour resprestenting man in a hurry

[@Sam-gg9kn]

As an aries i feel absolutely represented thank you for this

[@georgelister4866]

As a Leo I truly identify with Linda.

[@vampcsers]

if you didn't think that linda would be leo then you're lying

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

Frank is a January capricorn Mcnamara is a December capricorn

[@jacknorth7427]

I feel like this would be reversed because of all the Christmas songs Frank sings, also I'm a January Capricorn and my only aspiration is to be McNamara

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

@@jacknorth7427 well I'm a December capricorn SJDNDJDK

[@jacknorth7427]

@@abhiramiprabakar7067 We'll go halves? Our Doors are Great Again maybe 🤔

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

@@jacknorth7427 😂 yayyy alright

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

YOU GOT MY HOPES UP WHEN ETHAN CAME ON SCREEN FOR GEMINI I GOT SO DISAPPOINTED BUT HANNAH IS LITERALLY A GODDESS AND SHE GOT THE ‘WEAR A WATCH’ LINE, SO IM ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPY THANK YOU.

[@rebeccasylvia5377]

Should I be complimented or insulted to be represented by Wiley?

[@alicehasnoideawhatsheisdoi5186]

At least your not Sherman

[@mysticflower7795]

Complimented, very complimented

[@yeyeyeyeye2193]

i've never been more proud to be a Virgo. I didn't even realise how much i related to Gary until now

[@okthatsfine694]

YES! Omg lex represents us sags. I knew it.

[@RedRose-zc3ge]

I’m a Pisces and seeing Ethan, my favorite character, is just AAHHH ❤️

[@setanta4004]

As a Gemini i completely agree

[@user-mx6vc5rc2y]

Omg I had my volume all the way up and the video started with “just skip to the fucking” and my entire family heard it and just looked at me like “what cult have you gotten into now?”

[@DisneySwimmer]

I'm the man in a hurry... But I'm not a man, not am I in a hurry... What does this mean?

[@slanderousstyx1873]

I screamed when you put Ethan as pisces! Yesss!

[@gracejolley9849]

Of course I’m Becky, just my luck 😭😂

[@gamergrill4956]

Oh hell yeah Howie, LET’S GO PREZI-WEZ ❤️

[@lyaiic]

am i the only taurus here? bruh

[@applepatronum4934]

Hey fellow Taurus

[@etharp93]

hey Taurus squad since we were done dirty....I declare that we are Emma

[@applepatronum4934]

@@etharp93 i'll take that. She fits more than any other character in this show.

[@applepatronum4934]

@@etharp93 i'll take that. She fits more than any other character in this show.

[@alicehasnoideawhatsheisdoi5186]

Taurus here

[@baileymercer1501]

I'm so honored I have the same sign as Howard❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@keepmovingforward5835]

Not sure whether it’s good or bad that I’m Wiley

[@TepidJudas]

And *that’s* how you know you’re Wiley. ♏️

[@emmakayisnotok7322]

At least you're not fucking Sherman

[@googleitlol6590]

As a Scorpio, I am pleased to be called any evil Joey role. Also I sing Made in America in my room on a daily basis.

[@nehakhanom2293]

HA i wISH I WAS WILEY

[@olive.shmolive]

as a virgo i am so honored to be such a relevant and FABULOUS side character

[@kamillyvitoriacossta]

HANNAH YESSSSS

[@rowanrigg3196]

All zodiac signs: cant wait to see who I'll be! Leos: Yeah, we already know who we are.

[@Corpseboo]

I'm sorry but I really don't relate to Sherman as a taurus at all lol

[@FieldWren]

Same. People always give us bad things :( this is why I don't believe in Zodiac signs lol

[@applepatronum4934]

Same. Now i'll be looking for a Taurus character in Black Friday. Do you have any suggestions?

[@FieldWren]

@@applepatronum4934 I feel like most Taurus' would probably just stay at home to be honest... haha

[@applepatronum4934]

@@FieldWren yeah ikr we wouldn't care about that doll. I mean i hate spending money even on important things sooo...

[@FieldWren]

@@applepatronum4934 Agreed. I'm such a money saver. I don't get why people say that Taurus' spend tonnes of money...

[@animluv]

I enjoy Ethan representing us Pisces ♓️

[@zofzofzof_iaa]

Why is scorpio always the sexy villain Not that i'm complaining I like being seen as a sexy villain But why

[@stephaniel6403]

Howie absolutely embodies the unhinged panic I feel at all given moments thank you for this

[@ejw2354]

First two are gay confirmed Source: am Aries, am homosexual

[@ryn8613]

"No I'm not frightened, I'm annoyed" As a leo I can confirm

[@renidere]

IM FRANK. JOYOUS DAAAAAY!!!!!!

[@angryjester8622]

shoutout to curt mega representing libras everywhere

[@Leah-qe9ty]

GARY!

[@mikaylaburnham7088]

I like that I’m Howard Goodman because I too and confused and concerned 99% of the time

[@Baseiscc]

I’m actually really happy about being Uncle Wiley, love his character so much

[@meganquakenbush]

This makes me so happy because as a Pisces I thought I related to Ethan a lot!