2 to 4 times a year I need a circus peanut fix. I guess it's time for that fix. On my way.🥰

“We have all the doorstops we need already. Thank you.”- Jerry Seinfeld

I’m willing to bet that Jack Sprat ate his wife’s bacon.

Damn, brother even had his own Tonto!

Bacon wrapped bacon with bacon filling

The only thing better than bacon...is bacon wrapped bacon!!

Butter up that bacon, boy! But dad, my heart hurts. Do the British still boil it?

well bacon is very good of course, but, like chocolate, it has a tendency to trigger hipsters into becoming very overly dramatic about just how much they love it

Bacon is a Food group!

Genuine, verifiable USA bumper sticker: EITHER YOU LOVE BACON OR YOU'RE WRONG! 😅🤣😂

Good show. I would like more information on how to find out about the Africa connection in regards to it originally being from there.

In around 1970 we were going to switch to the metric system. That was almost 55 years ago!

He "bailed"at Mach 3. That's 3 times the speed of sound. Wow.

I don’t know why but this made me laugh, hard

Thanks ~ that was fun! My Daddy, born in S. California in 1917 knew and taught it to me in the 1950's, but I never saw it popularized in my lifetime, at least in the medical community in which I worked. Probably a very good thing, now that I think about it!

Use that grease for cooking!

Bacon...deserves to be remembered.

And that's why Americans like pirates so much!

This Damn Walnut Wont OPEN! Oh it's open, hey Gramma! Wait... 🫥

We cure bacon because it tastes exactly like human flesh. Also, human's are known as longpig in cannibalistic cultures since human flesh tastes exactly like uncured bacon. Yup. If you like bacon, you'll love human flesh.

Diddy nuts

For some odd reason, I'm starving and my mouth is watering.....

I'd love to be at that flight, altho toilet time will be my concern 😊

It's a minor inconvenience at worst, There is little benefit to changing a system of weights and measures, but great cost.

I wasn't even hungry, and know I need bacon.

As if you needed an excuse not to convert to islam...

An alternative explanation: The US has a foot fetish.

The British constantly give Americans shit for not using the metric system, and yet they're part of the reason why we don't. Lmao

I live 10 minutes for Mars Bluff. The crater was a geocaching spot for awhile, it may still be. There was still a shallow crater left around 10 years ago when I was there last.

Mmmm bacon... nothing more needs to be said

This also most likely was the inspiration for the darkstar breaking up in top gun, as the accidents were caused in the exact same way.

As usual if something goes wrong for US - blame the British.

Henry Ford was an asshole

His uderwear sadly did not survive😅

We have the new record for the most corrupt election in history, 2020!

WOW! Just wow! You really need to look up Pocahontas's descendants. Here's a list I was able to find online. Pocahontas... MATOAKA "POCAHONTAS" 1595?-1616 m. John Rolfe 1585-1622 1. Thomas Rolfe 1615-16?? m. Jane Poythress 2. Jane Rolfe 16??-1676 m. Col. Robert Bolling 1646-1709 3. Col. John Bolling 1676-1729 m. Mary Kennon 4. Elizabeth Bolling 1709-? m. Dr. William Gay 5. William Gay m. Judith Scott 6. Neil Buchanan Gay, M.H.Delegates 9/3/1791-6/25/1864 m. Martha "Patsy" Talley 11/27/1795-4/28/1864 7. Neil Buchanan Gay, Jr. MD 2/6/1827-7/16/1906 m. Mary Bunn 8/15/1834-5/12/1921 8. William Bunn Gay 1858-12/24/1921 m. Georgie Lee Perkins 9. Mary (Constance) Gay 2/12/1895-8/28/1985 m. Richard Thomas Morenus 1893-1975 10. Richard Cousins Morenus (living) m. Marjorie Rose Rutherford 1925-2010 11. DAVID RUTHERFORD MORENUS (living) m. Linda Sue Stiber (living) 12. Bennett Miles Morenus (living)

Is the antelope okay? 🦌

...and the Yankees still call us cowards

💜🙏💜

Recommended: Maple Glazed Bacon, Dark Chocolate coated bacon. 🥓 🥓 🥓

" Ar mhuin na muise", an Irish proverb to express ones good fortune, " across the pig's back".

Saturday Night Live already explained why 😉

Then how come islam forbids the consumption of pork?

“There was no radiation leaked” 🧢

Excellent

_Streaky_ bacon is about the most English thing I have ever heard, init.

I love the cinnamon and apple spiced bacon that you could get at deli counters this time of year for the festive season... sadly I haven't seen any for a few years now.

Tilden also the only losing candidate to win a majority (over 50%) of the popular vote

Im ordering a box for IOF right now!

Bacon 🥓🤤🤤🤤