Oh yeah Trump is going to cut this

If you wore shorts one size larger, we could see up the leg of your short shorts and you could open an onlyfans account.. i’d consider subscribing to that! no, seriously, you have a great channel and enjoy your clever wit delivered in a very dead-pan manner.. makes me chuckle out loud in public..

9:09 😂😅

What I'm proud the most about Harold Gatty is he was a born and bred Tasmanian

You use that “hangin’ around” guy often and it always cracks me up. I love your editing 😂

Great vid, new sub.. Also you are super cute ☺️

"ok i'm done"

One think I miss now that I've moved from Tulalip to Portland is flying out of PAE. What a wonderful airport, it's like a first class lounge for everyone.

G'day from Cairns, FNQ. Fiji Airways begins services to Cairns in April 2025, which gives North Queensland a slightly more direct route to the USA than to schlep my way to Brisbane or Sydney. It doesn't feel right flying 2 or 3 hours south only to turn and go north again. It's such an ordeal changing terminals in Brisbane or Sydney. Meanwhile, Qantas has basically ignored Far North Queensland as far as international connections goes. So, thank you Fiji Airways for bringing us closer to the world. Oh, and great video!

Another great review mate. Always an airline that has interested me. Given that there is no direct flights to the USA from Perth hopefully Fiji Airways start direct flights from Perth to Nadi soon which could be a pretty compelling way to travel especially to the US west coast. And yes those secondary pour out the water bottle checks for Australia are just madness!

Bro that clip of Sofia Vergara from her AD episode. So random.😂😂

Missed ya

I know that. Australia is extremely paranoid so if you even bring a sandwich, they will probably analyze it to death. I sort of get it but it’s definitely over the top. Being constantly paranoid that anyone and everyone is out there with only one intention to do you harm is probably quite incorrect. We human beings can deal with rules.

That restaurant was BIZARRE! 😂

YOUR MOM IS AN ABSOLUTE GEM!!!!!

Great content but where did you get your green striped shirt from? I wannnnnt.

Amazing eyes ❤

Your meme game is AMAZING! “Croiiiisant” 😂😂😂 and love mom cameos.

Eventhough I'm from Fiji, I learnt so much from you about Fiji Airways.😂 Their previous name did ring a bell but I was too young then to remember. Keep up the good work, good stuff man.

Simply superb!! Don't change a thing! 😊

Hahahaha "it's long enough, it's wide enough".

kudos to your mom getting her steps accomplished- I concur

How is Malaysia airline better than SQ from the video? Also, the safety records js bad

5:19 it’s okay to say sugar baby

Pls no more ai image slop 😭

The hard product on all (well most) J class A350s is fine - as is Fiji Airways product. What makes a huge difference on FJ is the cabin crew - they are simply fantastic. I've done the Pacific on a number of carriers (but now travel exclusively on FJ). The FJ cabin crew have well and truly put all the others to shame. The likes of QF and AA should simply be embarrassed about how bad their cabin crew are - especially when FJ are so very, very good. Transiting in Nadi is a very good way of going over the Pacific - especially so out of ADL. I simply can't imagine other carriers ever being as good as the FJ product from AU to the US.

Fiji seems like a WAY nicer way to get to the US, especially from Melbourne - cuts up that slog of a pacific crossing while allowing you to get to hubs like LAX and DFW. And when i looked on google flights, both legs were on A350s!!!

Prefer your videos in the past with less pictures from online

I think nadi to brazil would be an interesting route, connecting flight to tokyo targeting the large japanese diaspora in Brazil. Might be a bit far for even the a350s though

ALL HAIL THE CROISSANT 🥐

Oh I miss Norm ha ha and nice your traveling with your mum! I did a flight to LAX with a two day business stop over and tried the economy which was ok but even though they said I would get Qantas points when booking they had an entry on my FF saying fare not applicable. Interesting legal dilemma! The silent area downstairs after the lounge in Nadi was an awesome area and no one knows it’s there. Well best kept secret! Ha ha Thanks for the review and have an awesome 2025 But what a horrible end to 2024 feeling for all those lost in South Korea 🥲

That’s premium economy at business class prices

Please don’t use AI for illustrations, love ya Simon

if you ever fly on Condor, you NEED to wear that button up shirt so you can twin with the plane

I've been looking forward to this as this airline and airport could work out as a transit hub between Australia and North America.

5:47 That croissant certainly looks like it’s intentionally made to look like a crab. 😂😂😂

Condor livery shirt👀

Most underrated flight reviewer for real!

Big ups to Mama Simon’s French pronunciation of croissant. Such a Grand Dame.

Mate your content is classic - million subs coming, for sure!

Last time I was in that lounge - Fiji had just had a cyclone and they were on generator power for the entire airport. Someone forgot to fill the generator. Spent 40min in the dark

There business class needs doors like Delta Airlines. And there Fight Attendants need new uniforms. There outdated.

I'm thirsty 😜😅

its not just water my dear!

Big thumbs up for mum ! 😁👍

I would consider flying them from America to Australia if my other options weren't a direct flight to Brisbane(domestic transfer) i rather transfer internationally where possible... Too many times being screwed over doing a international -domestic transfer in Australia.

"and theres a mirror.. for your shoes, and pants... i guess?" Dean do you mean a full length mirror? hahaha

Coke that early in the morning, bit of spanian

Worth mentioning they also goto Hong Kong Singapore and Tokyo, Did WLG-NAN-NRT for $950 NZD Return eqiv on AirNZ or Qantas at the time was 1500-1800 so well worth the short layover.

Also, it's pronounced "advantage" 😬