Scott Adams says every time he watches a movie when someone is tied to a chair in the movie he gets up and leaves

I’m particularly a fan of 21 year old actors playing grizzled homicide detectives and mafia dons

Need the 'couple arguing in the kitchen' scene.

this video has no business being as funny as it is lmao

😂 good stuff

Bad films should always be shot in 1080p. Never use 4k if you dont want to make a good film.

Never was worried bout AI. It's scary simply because we are astonished by it. But there is always something off by it. in all media. music , photo.....it doesn't have the human element to it. It won't have our humor, our ever-changing style, it will be a great copycat, and have this formula element to it. especially in music.

I've never gotten consistent results from log footage. It looks okay sometimes, but most of the time, I can just shoot in standard and do very minor tweaks, and it looks amazing. I don't understand why everyone loves log so much.

your killer, just find you. SUB, i just run to the point, i just sold my lens ( crazy) i want to realize the 5 minutes with just the iphone and the insta360 go 3,

Damn i really dig this more humourous style of video

I'm so glad I clicked on this. I almost discredited using a tin can and string for sound but after watching this I quickly realised great audio is a mistake! Thank you! (Although, to note - some of my earlier films defo sound like a tin can and string 🤣)

Yeah I like LFPM .Le .Fantastic .Plastic .Machine

5:00 Jokes on you, I barely understand English

I was with you until you said Capcut. I promise I can create wonders in Capcut desktop.

this video is not long enough. I want it to be GOT long 💘

guilty of it was all a dream 😭

The worst thing hearing on set in film school is "why don't we shoot the entire film in handheld"

Spot on with the humor sir😂 Especially the badly animated and exaggerated logo

Bravo.

You forgot the big big one that needs to be addressed Saying "like, comment and subscribe" at the end of your movie This way it keeps the viewer happily confused about what is reality

The only "it was all a dream" that I adore is the final episode of Newhart where things at the Stratford Inn get weird and then Bob wakes up to find himself in bed next to unforgettable and first, beloved wife . . . . Suzanne Pleshette, from his 1972 series. Good job ripping on many of the foibles of film making per passing trends.

Cinematch is really good. Saves me a lot of headache.

Your humor delivery is totally from the school of John Mullany. If this moving pictures stuff doesn't work out for you son, you could always try and be a star on the vaudeville circuit (*chews cigar with sleazy smile and eye wriggles eyebrows* No dated troupes were harmed in this production)

This was somehow painfully insulting and incredibly eye opening at the same time.

This is HILARIOUS 🤣 I'm an indie film composer and I've seen almost all of these

I loved this so much!

Haha this makes me want to make a straight cringe film

Think the Critical Drinker's new movie will tick most of these boxes.

hey man ! Cool stuff. Just subscribed to your newsletter, can't wait to read more. May I ask you where I can find the spreadsheet listing film festivals, that we can see at 5:01 in the video ? I'm really looking for some tools of this kind, and would really appreciate to use this one. Have a nice day !

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I have a powerhouse of a computer running davinci resolve. Me and my friends are gonna start making a film over the summer and try to make it our best one yet, and they just wanna use CapCut 😭

Lens flares per minute lol I didn’t go to an amazing film school but thankfully one of the things our professor told us was to go through the entire degree without a film about depression, drugs or dreaming and you might actually learn something

You have to improve your comp skills bro, that was painfull to watch at the end...

dude, thank you for this. Really cheered me up!! 😊

Hm… I thought my premium KZbin account filtered out ads…

After the wake-up scenes, and don't rush it, show a close-up of a dripping tap. A good 1/3 of the film should be devoted to these crucial scenes. Now you have your audience truly excited, have your protagonist walk the 12 miles to where the story starts. Show him or her climb up steps, go through the park, wait at a stop sign, and then walk some more. By the time he/she arrives, it is time for the closing credits. You can all thank me later when you win Sundance.

I feel attacked by the credits bit!!

Don't have an obvious ending, otherwise the audience won't be surprised by the credit roll. 😁

Man, I can see the fear of death in your eyes.

Thank god this was just a dream

The era of middle credits will surely come, once the movies are 4 hours long xD

awesome vid. i laughed a few times. keep up the good work bro... I'd like to add bad lighting for your next installment. some really bad lighting in short films.

Make sure you put all the 5 min bloopers at the end of a short 3 min film, the audience will love it as much as you and your friends did making it!

Come for the lens flare, stay for the subtle Ric Flair reference.

Back in the early 2000s I ended up crewing on the same short film about 6 times. Main character wakes up and starts to get flashbacks of a fight with their significant other only to finally remember that they murdered them and somehow forgot and fell asleep. Some times drugs and alcohol were involved. 😂

Guy sitting at desk. Closeup to pen and paper. Back to guy at desk. Pencil in mouth. Stares into space. Closeup to pen writing on paper. Back to guy at desk writing.

I am howling at Eunuch Unicorn Pictures International! 🤺 🥜 🦄 💥 🤣🤣🤣

Lots of fun. Look forward to a sequel. What happens to Ray

Don’t forget to write a crying scene for your actor who definitely doesn’t have that in their range!

instructions unclear, I followed these steps and won an oscar