Dude. Don't sleep on standard human. They can make fantastic bards, or MAD multi class builds. A plus 1 to every ability score, if you use point buy in just the right way, you can end up with all but one of your scores even, and all but one above 13 making you able to multi class every combination of classes

You forgot turning into salt. Shame!

Is the horse called mario?

Yeah, that's a little broken. XD

" I WILL DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD "

Why the long face, DM? That was a good one.

Time to update the Geneva Checklist

That dad joke was on point! Neigh, it was awesome!

No need to kill the sorcerer, just up the cost of the thingomajig. Done.

That is awesome...

My proposal: existing items are only drops from rewards, you can never craft them. However, players can came up with their item ideas for them or NPCs to craft, then you as the DM balance that item to something fair. Example: "I want a magic greatsword that can be thrown and return to my hand with the enemy on it like a kebab." You can provide a magic greatsword that can use it's bonus action to increase the blade size by 15ft in the enemy's direction in a fraction of seconds just for one melee attack (2x/day). If you're feeling generous you might add that on a critical hit the enemy is pulled 15ft to you like a kebab. To not encourage players to do that all the time you should set a really long time to craft or throw a few underperforming items at them.

Truck driver always on the road sad times for me

Are you moving towards the enemy though. Falling is a forced movement and forced movements typically don't give the benefits of your movement.

Creo que en el alquimista olvidaste decir que puede lanzar Caldero de Tasha de forma gratuita una vez al día.

I absolutely love catapult. It's one of my main damage spells lol

But gnomes cant do heavy weapons How are they good barbs

This mf is NOT greatful😭🙏

I like to figure out how to use scout for a Kenshin humora build rather than all the ranger builds you see. he was a kill sword not a ranger.

the invisibility and hiding interaction seems to have been broken in Baldur's Gate 3 or maybe nerfed at some point. I was playing a gloom stalker/assassin duergar with stealth expertise who can practically freecast invisibility, I can go Invisible and no one can see me but when I'm Invisible and then try to hide (outside of combat) it's very easy to instantly fail the stealth checks somehow and lose both hiding & magical invisibility. It appears that they either did not code the heavily obscured part into it and/or heavy obscurement does not block sightlines outside of combat so it reverts to regular hiding rules. my character should be in the equivalent of magical darkness while both invisible and hidden outside of combat. This seems to have been changed at some point? like they appear to have also nerfed fog cloud so that it can both count as a hostile action to cast around an NPC and you can also instantly fail stealth checks while standing inside a fog cloud outside of combat, which should cut off NPC sightlines or at the very least give you huge bonuses to stealth checks. but now when i cast it outside of combat NPC sightlines pass into it unobscured and when im standing in it with a stealth-proficient rogue this forces them to make regular stealth checks and they routinely fail them as if they were standing in unobscured sunlight. meanwhile if i cast it DURING combat it becomes an entirely impenetrable wall where you cant fire projectiles or cast spells into or through any part of it, and you cant see or attack anything in it unless youre standing on top of them. Somehow my stealth expertise characters with like +15 to stealth checks can be invisible and no one sees them, then once I also put them into hiding they start taking regular ass stealth checks, routinely failing them and losing magical invisibility. which is for sure not how it's supposed to work and its also not how i remember it working when i played this game last year.

Ok, but consider how that makes you a knight in the chess sense of the word

I didn’t know the bullies in highschools followed the Old Testament. Deus Vult, I guess.

100% piercing damage

I liked that, a lot.

I'm surprised nobody in these comments has made a joke about chess knights.

Consider if the artificer had features that could affect enemy items. Like turning enemy items into cursed items, or suppressing magical effects. In my games, I also let artificers spend Heroic Inspiration when they see a magical effect to be "inspired" with a new invention idea. Then there's a couple checks to solidify the design and crafting recipe. It's not a mechanic that can well be written into the class, but I highly recommend DMs to try it out!

Power move: Turn everything in a 30 foot radius invisible and also take away the material components.

How is a wizard getting Eldritch Blast without multiclassing? Per the new rules, there is no way to get the spell as a wizard unless you take a level of warlock.

Makes a Warlock with Pack of the Chain Artifcier to have infinite fuzz famailairs that can attack at a distance with a horrid of Psedodragons that use their tails to put everyone to sleeps!

The wind carries my name From sniper Island far away

Just...say...no.

I always read these OP combos and then think "well that doesnt sound too bad" until I realise "wait, I'm too used to playing 3.5, this is actually pretty OP"

Calling that horror reddit real accounts is hilarious. Most are clearly karma farming.

Still relatively new to finally playing. But seeing what they did the spiritual weapon and spiritual guardian combo. I don't care how some people mid-match that crap and made it feel unbalanced. I care more about the flavor and fun of the character. So when I see two things that would be really fun to combo into for flavor but yet both require concentration. It bums me out. Oh there's a subclass the way you can still have the spiritual weapon. That'd be fine and dandy if you were able to upcast it. Otherwise you're basically swinging with a terrible weapon. That can't compete with a bunch of weapons you would have access at that point. That could have magical buffs. Yes it's a bonus action but still not wolf how slow it is for 20 ft. I thought well I can just grab the spiritual weapon and move it with my movement. Nope it's Spectra ethereal you can't do that. Sigh. Why would you use that. How much rather use it on the free AC. That the subclass also allows you to use that ability on. That works much better. Because that ability can't be up cast anyway so you don't lose anything.

Monks in bg3 hit like a fleet of trucks at double ramming speed. Are they actually weak in d&d? Or is it because they go through ki points really fast?

About 30 years ago we were using D&D to game in a cyberpunk universe. My character was a centaur. She had a major crush on our party's off-kilter surgeon who moonlit as James Bond. Good times...

Grappler is fine, but the change in the rules for how grapple works means I'll never both with it. It's a shame cause I had a Goliath wrestler who liked wrestling dragons, but it just doesn't work in the 2024 rules 😢

DnD rule 1: If you can do it, So can the DM Rule 2: Rule of cool. Rule 3: Have fun!

Make it weird for the DM not do it again.

This one made my morning I needed a laugh thank you

Im proud of the pun, its stupid and made me chuckle

hmmm darkvision allows you to see natural darkness , like from the absense of regular light.. this is darkness the spell ..you need to cast light to see ...oh and did i forget..there is a wall of force inside the room..you need the teleport spell ...too bad that you build an entire character just to escape a room and now you cant

Wouldn't you fall prone if a creature literally falls on you? This seems absurd. Also you can just teleport other living creatures without their consent? You might as well carry a bunch of boar spears with you and teleport the enemy directly on top of those, Vlad the impailer style. Your method just seems more drawn out for the poor fools.

I would allow it based on the pun alone. Throw in a super Mario reference once in a while for good measure

Yay! Another peasant railgun

Only Caveat that makes this not work is that booming blade specifically specifies when they willingly move... Pushing from shoving or from a weapon is forced movement so unfortunately that doesn't work with booming blade like that

I recognize this rakdos creature in the thumbnail

And thus another Barbarian was born. . .

I'd like this for a Monk or Barbarian. But that name needs to go.

Why do you only have 14k likes, you are perfect for this and nobody has made me want to beg for them to be my dm

Well i dont like infusions are replaced with just replication of other magic items