“You put Russian psychopath DNA into this Tyrannosaur?!” The boys will never learn to stop giving away their best ideas for free.

Aliens vs Predator was a video game series. This is a video game movie. Another horrible video game movie.

Tommy looks like you put a Classic He-Man figure in the microwave for 30 seconds.

Anyone else notice how the S in SHELL explodes, making it say HELL instead? 6:06 Pretty neat.

"His suit is comically oversized. It was tailored for a Gorilla." Rich killing it.

where do you find the full versions of these? I couldnt find them on patreon :S

This movie would not be that bad if the predators weren't fucking terrible football jocks in costumes.

Halloween is actually my favorite horror franchise, unless Alien counts. The three sequels right after this one and the 2018 reboot are all good/great. I don't even mind H20 or Halloween Ends either. The other ones are trash though haha

They mention the Terminator being mindless in attacking the police station, but I'm not sure that's the case. I think it just assessed (accurately) that the cops would pose no real threat to it. And it doesn't really care about drawing the attention of more cops (assuming it even knows how "police departments" worked in the past), because once it kills Sarah, it's done. It's a kamikaze assassin; nothing beyond the kill matters. As for the Butterfly Effect, that's a fair thought, but the story around Skynet and time-travel is that it was a last-ditch effort to save itself as the humans defeated it, and it was only able to get it working just before the humans captured Skynet's HQ, whatever that might look like. It's hard to have a worse future than "being completely defeated and destroyed", so what does Skynet care about maintaining the timeline or whatever? Can't really be worse that the one it already got.

the thing about this movie that i hate the most is the random people who come into johnny's house. WE dont know who they are but they just bust in his house as if they live there lol.

Ghostbusters 2 was as good as the first one because it was a lot like the first one. These days they make the sequel worse every single time because they do way too much different and it becomes nothing like the first. I don't get why anyone would dislike the second Ghostbusters movie, maybe cuz i was still a kid when I watched it. Im not letting this lazy review ruin my memories of this classic. ❤

You couldn't park the Star Destroyer on Hoth because of the planetary shield they had.

10:36 Toxic Waste man literally looks just like bill burr.

15:00 How did the humans not hear the t-rex coming but in the first scene when its revealed we can hear it thumping the ground miles away??

Waited like a dope fiend for this movie to hit cinemas after watching the commercials, saw it, LOVED it, had the coloring books, sticker books, toys and green back pack with Gizmos face on it! I used it to take a large stash of comic books to school daily!

This is the best bad Christmas movie. Easily. Handedly.

annie vadie lives on moose star far.

Arnold's very first movie was a comedy!

"He should have been a blue collar alcoholic" There Mike goes again, trying to cast himself as the lead. The Stardom he got from space Cop really went to his head.

Huh, I never realized people "hated" this movie. I thought it was fine. It's not an outstanding film, but it's not something that would make me say "grrr I have to make an audio commentary for this film so zoomers realize how much I dislike it"

What does the iris closure do in the ship design? At full closure it has a three inch hole that is clearly not airtight. So, containing an animal, like the do in the movie?

Who is that giggling imbecile? His laugh is so irritating

What is the music at the end?

The Spinosaur killing the TRex is laughable. The TRex would have killed a Spinosaur without breaking a sweat. Spinosaur is nowhere near the size of the TRex and nowhere near the bite strength. No dinosaur could go up against a TRex.

Sarah Connor must have been very horny to see past the smell of Kyle Reese's hobo pants

Jay is SO cynical.

I think the reason they're thinking there was an Aliens cartoon for kids back in the 80's was because the Ninja Turtles cartoon had ripoff Xenomorph creatures in it. Only difference was the "not-Aliens" were yellow instead of black.

Deadpool and wolverine finally had the balls to go r rated and fully market itself for kids. probably because they know that there's so many single mothers now who think Ryan Reynolds is hot enough that they just don't give a sh.t and they're gonna bring their kids to watch it anyways.

Mike’s Wiseau at 12:52 😂

9:36 The reason the aliens look different in Aliens is because Cameron was too damn lazy to take the time to figure out how keep the domes from falling off so he just had them remove them and tossed them off to the side and kept shooting. My least favorite thing about the film. At least he wasn't the one who turned the mysterious space jockey into an 8 foot bald albino.

It's amazing that Jay is so bitter about Cameron's success, as if Cameron was eating from Jay's plate somehow.

the lois and clark reason for superman being unrecognizable as clark kent was "this just isnt me" which was enough

I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation

all these different highlight channels get too frisky with their personal edits and jokes. i dont want you i want rich.

stop supporting thieves who steal videos from rlm,

Still waiting for the font talk

Fun Fact: Dollfif Longdren was a real dumbass. He failed out of primary school, went to arts and crafts, but was drafted into Gulf Coast of the Wizard War 1. There, his true talent was found while entertaing troops and POWs, all laughed equally. Upon confirmation of a face and saying words, he was sent to Hollywood via a 727 at 9:49 p.m, the rest is history.

In the original script part of the reason everyone's so hesitant to abandon ship is they were posed to make some nice fortunes from their cargo. Like, chatter about buying planets rich.

Rodriguez Circles

Mike was right as always. Avatar 2 was the biggest thing ever.

2:40 I'm pretty sure I saw this in the theater as a seven year old and I didn't like it then, either.

"Suddenly he was a comedian!"... haha!

cameron ain't no narcissist

Lynch Brook

Worst ever made. Stop it.

Aliens boo

The gun at the end is supposed to be the same gun our heroes seized from Chris R. It's implied (I guess) that they took Chris to the very local police station, but kept the gun for themselves future use.

I highly disagree regarding the Space Jockey. That always fascinated me. It just looked so freakin cool as a kid.

watched this movie because i thought she was pretty, couldnt tell you a single thing that happend

Evil dies, tonight!