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[@kaysharp4303]

I still remember watching this in the cinema in 93 and in the scene where Laura Dern and Bob Peck go out to check why Sam Jackson has not turned the power on yet, I heard a little boy ask his dad "Why didn't she take a gun aswell?" There was a brief pause and then the clearly divorced dad replied "Because she is a stupid Woman"

[@walmart7626]

Well he's not wrong . 😮

[@PeacefulJoint]

Based

[@cluckendip]

This is America

[@pierreo33]

@Iceman Strange things do happen. Leave your house once in a while.

[@hypertensionfilms5439]

😆😆

[@mr.winters1733]

Everyone knows that when you mix human DNA and dinosaur DNA, you get kicked out of Jurassic Park..

[@LifeWasGood]

Aka Nephelim

[@uncannyvalley2350]

"No Schtopping the Dinos!"

[@MrChickennugget360]

Rich Evans knows this.

[@tumbles8350]

The dinosaur started it, who would turn down that opportunity?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Something tells me if either party to that event isn't consenting, it would be the human.

[@generic_sauce]

I love how evert time they introduce Rich Evans or he introduces himself it's always his full name.

[@dankyjoker]

that's how you should address Royalty

[@themoviedealers]

That is the joke, son.

[@mattkrause1573]

Yup every end credits of BOTW and HINTB they use his full name. Also "Me and my friend Rich Evans are not coming back to be extras in Never Been Kissed!!!

[@ThreadBomb]

Because otherwise he would sound like Bruce Wayne describing his superpower.

[@christopherroe664]

To be fair, there has been like a dozen 'Rich' on the show, all those servicemen that pop up.

[@themoviedealers]

"He's just an upsurper." Never change, Rich.

[@user-qn6bw8dk4o]

I like Rich's word better. It fits the definition of the word well.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

It's a portmanteau of upstart and usurper.

[@TheMokeleMbembe]

He upsurped a folding chable and now it's full of stuff.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Sam Makyr didn't get all of his brain back out of that robot.

[@dirrdevil]

And I was waiting from the moment Rich said that for Jay to stop talking, so that Mike would correct Rich. I just knew Jay would ignore and Mike wouldn't.

[@Exeivier]

"why would the dinosaur break the guys neck" so he wouldnt testify against him of course, no witnesses.

[@justinamerican8200]

So the dinosaur killed Epstein.

[@Najebanski]

@@justinamerican8200So the lizards killed Epstein.

[@iwilleatyourleftistass6802]

@@justinamerican8200 a dinosaur called a Clintosaurous killed Epstein

[@MrChickennugget360]

The Dinosaurs did not kill themselves.

[@actualturtle2421]

Don't animals do that in the wild? I'm like 60% sure I've seen a leopard deliberately break the neck of like a gazelle or something before.

[@jonathanaliff6121]

"We're not gonna talk about Jolt Cola." Proceed to talk about Taco Bell poop joke for 3 minutes

[@trojoe]

"what department? Props or effects?" If it's on set, it's the Set Dec department. If an actor touches it, it's props. So the pile in the back is Set Dec. The pile in front is props.

[@smaakjeks]

It was actually heartwarming to just listen to these guys basically praise this masterpiece through the whole thing.

[@whatdothlife4660]

Wath their Re:Views to see them gush and not shit.

[@smaakjeks]

@@whatdothlife4660 I do :)

[@Yamigata]

Until they shit on Independence Day, which I really like

[@andrewlivasy]

​@Yamigata i mean I like the original mortal kombat film but it is a shit film

[@remnant24]

@@andrewlivasy Dumb take. If you think it's a shit film then you don't like it. Movies are art and art appreciation is subjective-they have no qualitative value beyond personal preference.

[@airmaildolphin7013]

In Jurassic World IX, the dino will be so smart it will DO MY TAXES!

[@the81kid]

And then when it notices a couple of scrawny humans, chase after them.

[@fatherlucid4995]

That’s got to be the best use of genetic engineering

[@weedpuff]

Will the raptors have to use one of those big button calculators?

[@Sam_T2000]

they’re going to evolve into Newmans and go back in time and let the dinosaurs free in the first one.

[@ramadansteve6573]

But that's a diffrent guy!

[@TroubledTrooper]

There is a line about the park being for the rich. The lawyer brings up that it would be for the rich and when Hammond naively says "this park is for everyone" the lawyer cynically retorts that they might have a "coupon day" or something.

[@bijibadness]

I want to just re-re-re-re-reiterate the fact that Mike, on record, on review, _loved Jurassic World._

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

In his defense, he also has _severe_ dementia.

[@gabrielpelletier5162]

He's old...

[@jeffmoo9235]

I mean Jurassic world is fun

[@HOTD108_]

@@jeffmoo9235 Source?

[@jeffmoo9235]

@@HOTD108_ I like it. It's a fun monster movie with some good scenes with the monster. Granted they do squander the potential but I'd say it's a better movie than any of the initial sequels, and it's far better that Domion or Fallen Kingdom

[@nothing4mepls973]

I can't believe how good this movie is in every way.

[@therealbearminator]

Mike is so damn right when he says new movies coming out are noise festivals

[@El-Duderino-His-Dudeness]

Especially the trailers.

[@DarkAngelEU]

*Hollywood movies

[@pentelegomenon1175]

*tums festivals

[@eyeconqueror1185]

@@bilbobaggins9451 yeah but why would you watch that? After TFA I noped out.

[@TheBlarggle]

You're all gonna dump money on whatever Star Wars property comes out next because Star Wars "fans" are like that. Just a bunch of paypigs.

[@Asmallcorneroftheinternet]

"This is what they used to call a movie. Now movies are giant noise festivals." -Mike Stoklasa

[@Tom-qp6oh]

Everyday ends with a noise festival!!!!

[@Mephilis78]

Now they are moopies

[@RomaniaBlack]

"They're going to use human DNA!" So the studios DO watch RLM...

[@vitorafmonteiro]

As Mike and Rich commented once before, the filmmakers and show runners watch their stuff, and then use their "suggestions" they say as jokes mocking stupid modern studio thinking because they are too stupid to know they are mocking them with their "suggestions".

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

ROBO WOMAN. YESSS.....

[@Guryguazu]

@@vitorafmonteiro when did they talked about that?

[@vitorafmonteiro]

@@Guryguazu I'm pretty sure they commented that on one of their post-"The Force Awakens" Star Wars sequel trilogy or Star Trek Discovery or Picard videos. If I got the time to watch any of those again soon, I'll tell you more precisely.

[@DaddyDumptruckDeluxe]

One of the JP sequels had a human-dino concept that were going to explore further in the script. Why a dumb ass way to spend Hundreds. Of. *Millions.* Of. Dollars.

[@nrgspike]

I really wish they did more of these, it's taken RLM 9yrs to knock out an incredibly random selection of only 22 commentaries. Even just once a month as a Patreon tier would be something. Still, I really like these fan highlight edits, it's just a pity there isn't a bigger selection to pull from.

[@turtleninjai]

I would enjoy all the jurassic sequels as either commentary or review.

[@plixplux]

It's just so odd, isn't it? We enjoy other people's friendhips. I'd like to think that I have friends that I could do the same thing with, but... no. They're not that fun.

[@RickySteels]

I think we get enough content from them as it is. These are just a bonus when they have time.

[@poopagore]

amen.

[@frankvizen5480]

Same. Gotta say though, the films they have selected are mostly perfect for this format.

[@Goldenspiderducck]

“Ex-specially” - Michael Stoklasa, drunken Milwaukee resident and internet model

[@CalamityCain]

I hear this from native speakers really, really often. What's up with that? Also "Ex cetera" 🤷‍♂️

[@hanburgundy4317]

@@CalamityCain The short version? People can't read.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Well Mike also says asterick instead of asterisk so we should set our expectations appropriately.

[@CalamityCain]

@@Tetragrammaton22 Sometimes they even say Asterix. And I kind of love it.

[@Paraves426]

it genuinely makes me happy they love this film so much because it's one of my favourites

[@lookoutforchris]

I remember watching this in the theater as a kid and seeing my first n1p slip. Good times.

[@mr.onethirtyeight5088]

@@lookoutforchris - I'm extremely curious now ... What's the backstory of that glorious event?

[@spillanegottleib1681]

They all agree it is a perfect movie, then proceed to indirectly point out that almost every minute of the movie itself is annoyingly idiotic.

[@twistedoperator4422]

It better be if you like movies

[@laughingBun]

Jurassic Park is a heroes journey about parenthood. Grant has a feminine arc and Ellie has a masculine arch. This is why the beginning and ending shots are about the prospect of raising kids. Set against the backdrop of "creating life". It's an absolutely brilliant subtext.

[@Mekasoundwave]

This is what they used to call a "movie".

[@Paraves426]

some of them smell, babies smell!

[@DrHeinzy]

Ellie has a wonderful arc of complaining about men wanting to protect her, then letting men die in order to protect her followed by her running towards a man for protection.

[@tomdrahos7739]

Wow! Brilliant analysis!

[@sharpaycutie2]

??????How is wanting kids Feminine 🧐🧐

[@DeepEye1994]

Aw man, you left out one of my favorite bits. It was something in the lines of: "Ah yes, Alan tying his seat belt with female connectors is a metaphor/foreshadowing of the dinos finding a way to reproduce despite being girls, the detail that every douchebag that wants to look cool points out to people when watching the film!"

[@MrSnaztastic]

People have literally written college theses about this.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

but pointing out that it's douchey doesn't really make it less so

[@dannygreen5477]

That's dumb as hell......

[@micalzoncillo249]

funny, i just thought that was a way to show that the park has malfunctions. like they couldn't even figure out seatbelts right, spared no expense my ass.

[@ianinkster2261]

Synergy! Oh sorry, that's lesbians....

[@joncoish]

I watched this movie as a kid in theatres and it just blew my mind. It's still one of my favorite movies of all time, just love it!

[@Bubbles99718]

I watched it as a 25 year old. A kid behind me started crying and he was saying he was scared. When the T Rex 1st showed up. I turned to him and, "If you think your alone in this your crazy." Snapped him out of it

[@PainCausingSamurai]

I have it in good authority that paleontologists actually love Jurassic park, because they loved it as kids and can laugh at it as adults

[@visionist7]

Imagine all the kids who became paleontologists *because* of this film

[@Rizon1985]

Even the code Nedry was writing wasn't bullshit. It's actual pascal, he calls his routine that takes over the system "nedryland" and there are files explaining the procedure to check-in work and the deployment pipeline. Jurassic Park could have been saved if someone pressed the spacebar and tab keys at the same time on his computer is what the code implies.

[@JM_-ix7yh]

"How much do you think that giant pile of shit cost?" I thought this was a Jurassic Park commentary, not a Jurassic World one

[@chanceneck8072]

Aw, snap!

[@dbreiden83080]

Love Jurassic World.. And so did Mike...

[@maxwellharris1434]

Hiiyoooo

[@OutFreak28]

@@dbreiden83080 even Mike can't be perfect

[@vincenthalfprice9930]

Even Mike knew that Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a giant pile of shit. He’s made it past the final stage of grief, acceptance. He saw Jurassic World when he was still at the bargaining stage

[@ZeranZeran]

"PF Changs" "Bowel Movement Changs"

[@SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj]

"It thinks like a person too" - They predicted Intolerable Rex

[@s3c0nd1mpact]

Androgynous rex

[@SpawnRevenge92]

Rich was on the right track with the human DNA being part of the plot in the new ones, but he underestimated how dumb it would be.

[@vincenthalfprice9930]

Disappointed this abridged commentary didn’t include Rich Evans’ random aside about Stalin’s plans for human-monkey hybridization. That’s one of the funniest RLM bits I’ve ever heard

[@jeffbebe5085]

I agree 100% .. what a year for movies and the best year of my 55 year old life. I was working the 3 to 11 pm shift as plain clothes security at Tower records, west 4th street NYC and my great fantastic girlfriend at the time was a register girl at the same store. Our weekends days off were the same Mon and Tues. We had breakfast at the Waverly deli and then we went to a matinee for this film and had a complete blast. We were one of the 1st ones in and it got more and more crowded till you couldn't even stand and BOY the excitement. It was like an amusement park ride. Great movie, great time in the Village in NYC. Best days, best movies'. Oh ...we also seen the Eastwood classic Unforgiven around the same time. What a year for love and movies. Its all CGI dead now. Never will be the same. Play some songs and remember the great times and that's all you need. You can die in peace.

[@Tyler2k]

Good call by RLM on the "twist" of future Jurassic Park movies

[@xen0bia]

Isn't it depressing how easy it was to call, so predictable things have become?

[@matiasmendoza9274]

They still haven't done the Human-Dino hybrid yet

[@wentencel]

"sorry I got off track...how much do you think that pile of dino crap cost?" 🤣

[@ThreadBomb]

I can't believe they said it would be provided by the prop department. Surely it would be set dressing?

[@natelax1367]

Is set dressing more of a background thing? I have no idea what I’m talking about btw

[@polsdofer]

Mike with the most monotone "it's mud Jay" 😂

[@JPR3D]

Watching this reminded me of how damn good the shot of the T-Rex throwing the Raptor into the bone sculpture is.

[@Bubbles99718]

With the epic music blaring and his primal roar that shakes the foundations

[@actualturtle2421]

Honestly, it's so fuckin awesome.

[@visionist7]

This bluray is still my go-to demo reel when folks wanna hear my rig

[@slappydoodle]

I saw this in theaters and when that 1st dinosaur came on screen on i believe it was a brontosaurus Took my 9 yr old breath away only to look over at my parents who had the same expressions on there faces It was truly amazing

[@Paraves426]

Brachiosaurus!

[@sergiomartinez5946]

Watching them talk about the "continuity errors" in the egg scene, looking more closely I realized that Spielberg couldn't have the shots he needed unless he moved the arm out of the way. In one shot the arm is gripping the egg, but the the next shot shows everyone crowding around looking at the egg from the opposite view. You couldn't show everyone around the egg with a giant robotic arm in the way of the camera which is why they had to move it. So yeah it's a "blatant" continuity error, but it has a purpose. One of the rules of editing is that "continuity doesn't matter" and for the most part it doesn't. Most people wouldn't notice unless they were looking closely. Not bashing the guys here, just pointing it out as a film making factoid :)

[@visionist7]

Good point

[@Conservative4]

I excuse it under a kind of movie story-telling necessity. When characters are wearing masks that cover their face, like space suits, the lights are often on the inside. No one would have lights on the inside of their space suit visor, or they couldn't see anything. But the *point* is that we see the actors faces so we can tell them apart and connect through their facial expressions. The movement of a single robot arm and egg is... nothing. It's even easily excused by an automated movement off camera. Why do people care? In the face of much stupider mistakes of other movies?

[@Sahuagin]

I just see it as removing the mundanities of life. same way people don't need to use the bathroom unless it's plot-related, we don't need to see the employees move the robot arm out of the way to give a better view. there's a filter on what we're seeing that shows us the interesting bits without showing us the dull parts of everyday life.

[@kilroy987]

I didn't even notice the missing arm.

[@awandererfromys1680]

It's not an continuity error. At 5:53 you can see the robot arm at the left, it's turned 180 degrees, that's all.

[@OIFIIIOIF-VET]

Wayne Knight's character is dressed like every boy on the goonies.

[@amityislandchum]

Only 3 of them, actually.

[@tprime2702]

Dobson! Dobson! We got Dobson here! See? Nobody cares...

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

I think they stopped making Jolt sometime in the 2000's when they realized five of them was enough to actually kill someone.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

*My body, my choice!* I demand 6packs of Jolt!

[@p1ssedoffchristof48]

@@ProjectRedfoot 6 Jolts, more than enough to kill any thing that moves.

[@electricfishfan7159]

I JOLTED HIM SIX TIMES !

[@cool3865]

they brought it back but it has less caffeine

[@daffyphack]

This was also the same summer as The Fugitive, which was a very different kind of blockbuster, but is also a pretty good example of a type of movie we just don't really see anymore.

[@swandive828]

No shit. I haven't seen a large box office returning thriller like fugitive since maybe gone baby? I dunno there's prolly been more but you're totally right.

[@memento81]

@@swandive828 those were the typical mid-budget (40-100m) cinema movies. Those have died out a long time ago, when studios decided the return on invest is better with huge tentpole movies.

[@LumpyAdams]

Thank capeshit for that.

[@irwinisidro]

The blu ray really shows how good the cinematography for this film, which I didn't think about whenever it's on TV growing up. Of all the JP/JW films, this is the best looking one. The newer JW films, although some scenes shot on 65mm film, just feels to artificial with the color grading.

[@SammEater]

It's that damn blue color grading, funny because even the Jurassic World Evolution game uses it and it makes everything look so sterile.

[@ThreadBomb]

Heavy-handed digital color grading has wrecked so many modern movies for me.

[@hanburgundy4317]

They need to abandon digital and go back to classic film and practical effects. "We need to cater to the younger generations" is bogus, as you'll see when you watch one of these Gen Z kids react to the movies _we_ grew up with and they herald them all as far better than anything made in the last twenty years.

[@thisbubblygoodness7611]

@@SammEater dude, totally agree, i dislike the film production's choice to integrate this blue/ brushed steel colour choice and just Jurassic World's overall park design, going for the 'white futuristic sci-fi' look doesnt fit the theme of Dinosaurs at all, nowhere near Jurassic Park's 90s 'Safari' design

[@SammEater]

@@thisbubblygoodness7611 Yeah, the classic look is much better, it feels more real with all the imperfections, Jurassic World design is way too clean even for a modern theme park. Glad the game also fixed that with the Return to Jurassic Park expansion that dropped that stupid color grading for a tone that close resembles the original movie.

[@chanceneck8072]

Gotta admit: To me, the best scene of this film is still two people, sitting at a table, talking and eating ice cream...........

[@zodden01]

I saw this when it was released in theatres. I saw it at the legendary Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. So this was one of those movies that had tremendous hype going into it. I remember being blown away by this movie just past my teen years. What a ride, what a movie!

[@momsberettas9576]

That story of the 18 year old girls in the theater makes me genuinely sad.

[@apachehelicopter9032]

Does it surprise you though 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@smaakjeks]

pearls for swine

[@momsberettas9576]

@@smaakjeks Indeed.

[@CodemanS1]

We definitely live in a society and all that

[@actualturtle2421]

>caring about the opinions of 18 year old girls

[@mckenzie.latham91]

i have to correct Jay here, the second film The lOST WORLD actually does treat the dinosaurs as animals even more so Sarah (Juliane Moores character) mentions that her objective is to prove the idea of the t-re being a rogue to be false and instead prove they are nurturing parents and the course of the movie shows the t-rex’s as parents looking out for their child, even the end scene with the male/father rampaging downtown san Francisco, is the fact they lure him back to the ship by using the t-rex infant and the whole theme of the that arc is the Rex is not some brute who abandons their offspring, but is a caring protective family unit the third movie kinds of drops that, but the lost world actually does treat the animals as animals and makes the point that the big carnivore species is actually a loving parental one who takes care of their kids.

[@Dektoonics_inc.]

The raptors in JP3 were kinda like the rexes in TLW, only chasing to get their eggs back

[@mckenzie.latham91]

​@@Dektoonics_inc.Yeah they stop being sociopathic killers and become Jurassic Liam neeson

[@chanceneck8072]

10:54 For some reason, when this movie first came out, ALL of us thought, that tree, where Nedry wraps his cable around would actually turn out to be like a T-Rex´s leg or so....

[@dirrdevil]

What? All of whom? No one thought that.

[@attilabubby]

7:45 Spielberg movies haven't yet been rebooted or remade, however the "Jurassic World" series has more in common with the previously mentioned Independence Day than any of the original Jurassic movies. The themes are shallow, the style is bland and formulaic, and it suffers from the same over-abundance of quips that plague other modern movies. Jurassic Park had some quips but I don't think the action or plot ever came to a complete stop in order to deliver a joke. That said, we did get the terrible Unix scene.

[@superchroma]

I was really hoping that JW leaned into cynicism a bit more and tried to have a message, but it's just a loud and incoherent theme park ride.

[@DeepEye1994]

Jurassic World is pretty much like Avatar. Sure, it made a shitton of money, but can anyone name me their favorite characters or quotes that arent super lame. Hollow cash grab

[@wmdtone]

love these highlights, thanks for the upload.

[@MforMovesets]

Funny how they predicted Fallen Kingdom, that movie most likely stole Rich's ideas.

[@AlienIOIandroktone]

Pretty sure human DNA was in the Jurassic world dinosaur too

[@dash4800]

I'm convinced studio execs just watch RLM and write down every bad idea they say, not understanding that they are mocking them.

[@Negajoe]

Even the idea of a black market >_

[@robertodell9193]

@@Negajoe You mean you DON'T buy your dinosaur assassins on the Black Market?

[@MforMovesets]

@@AlienIOIandroktone No, Fallen Kingdom was the "next step". World didn't have that yet.

[@faildyke]

I love how mad Jay is about the neck-breaking dinosaur in Jurassic Park 3

[@jasonpavlich8579]

You guys are a wonderwall of wonderful wonderment with mental wonders and wanderings without waiver...and it is ALWAYS an enjoyment. 😁👍✌❤🎥

[@stevewirtes3848]

Steven Wright has AWESOME commentary here!!!

[@MrJamesCleveland]

What a movie. I was terrified those raptors would jump through my bedroom window.

[@BradenENelson]

2:08 Jay's "the end of one era, the beginning of another" ... I like to include James Cameron's The Abyss and True Lies, and also The Fugitive.

[@batastrophic9762]

Fuckin True Lies. Such a silly film, but god it's fun. Some of my favourite action scenes of all time and possibly my favourite movie line of all time... not "you're fired", but "no way, you wacko!" Classic. Also IMO an extremely underrated performance by Art Malik who plays "evil anti-American terrorist bastard from the Middle East you hate because he's bad" (they were all bad!) with unrivalled conviction and panache. For consideration for the list, can I suggest The 5th Element..?

[@rusmaster200]

when i first saw the title, i read "jurassic park cemetery" then i thought about a movie where dinosaurs are being buried in pet cemetery and coming back to life. that would be awesome.

[@panpizzaslice]

Wow

[@visionist7]

ZOMBIE FUCKING DINOSAURS

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Don't let Hollywood have that idea, they can only fuck it up.

[@zolibako4816]

You're spoiling us mate. Thanks for the upload

[@TheRealNormanBates]

7:00 let’s bring up that the great Dean Cundey did the cinematography for this. He did the cinematography for every John Carpenter film up to the 90’s. While I agree that *ID4* is when things took a turn for the worse, that and *The Matrix* are still top tier summer popcorn films for me.

[@maggoli67]

1997: MIB, Starship Troopers, Anaconda, The relic...so much CG.

[@hanburgundy4317]

Starship Troopers is a banger, though.

[@gatsbygoodwood2575]

Those first two you’ve listed are brilliant though!

[@smaakjeks]

Anaconda is disqualified as a movie for featuring a slimy Jon Voight. Not to mention *after* the snake vomits him up.

[@TheOddJuan]

Keep em coming! Thanks!

[@silverroddo1468]

I assumed McDonald’s Happy Meals were in those raptor transport cages, because the commercials, you see.

[@euphan123]

I love Carinsores!

[@Killloius]

Thank you for contributing to the community 🥊

[@DrMurdercock]

"This is boring" what?!!! I saw this in the theater as a kid and it blew our minds man

[@INSEIKYU01]

Bless you RLM highlights because im too lazy to search for this on their site

[@gingersasquatch94]

"This is what they used to call a movie." My sides are in orbit.

[@ratlordfx4219]

you boys are doing gods work... makes me miss mst3k

[@MerickBJG]

I watched this movie so many times in theaters when I was a kid, and is what got me into reading when i saw there was a book

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

I laughed so hard that when Rich missaid usurper I corrected him in my head and then Mike made sure and humiliated him for it for me.

[@kurtdewittphoto]

4:57 - That's my favorite comment from Mike during this whole commentary. Too funny.

[@AICabal]

A classic movie.. i must give this a rewatch soon. I feel sorry for what the kids have to watch these days.

[@gzz8551]

Fuck those kids. They don’t want movies like this.

[@ELEKTROSKANSEN]

0:42 |If you didn't know the movie was called Jurassic Park, you might not know what was in that crate" - I was 9 years old when my aunt took me to see JP, but only said it's a "movie about dinosaurs" and I was expecting some kind of feature-length documentary. When this opening scene played, I was sure we're still watching trailers and previews. Then the rest of the movie happened and I was traumatised for a few good weeks. I leved it, though.

[@loosenoose]

6:40 when I was a kid, this was the scene that I would fast forward through. I had watched it several times as a kid and just really did not appreciate the writing here. I went back and watched the movie again as an adult a little while back, and this was my favorite scene in the movie.

[@BboyCorrosive]

Saw the whole movie for the first time in easily 25 years a few weeks ago, at a movie theater as well. T rex roar was max nostalgia feels. Also underatood a lot more of the philosophical points.

[@phexus]

5:10 - I love when Mike makes Rich laugh.

[@tomdrahos7739]

Love the Dahmer reference, bit of Milwaukee humour there.

[@EmonWBKstudios]

So, to answer Jay's question about the raptor that snaps Mr. Noodle's neck in JP3, if an animal wants you dead, it will kill you, then keep killing you until it realizes you're dead, 10mins after the fact. But also, we know that the raptors are intelligent so we can deduce that they figured out that snapping someone's neck is a quick way to kill prey without being injured since most animals don't want to get too roughed up in a hunt. I think the scene perfectly demonstrates that the raptors are animals while underlying how intelligent they are. Jp3 is a good film, I will hear no statements contrary to that.

[@jackflash8218]

Jaguars specifically bite through their prey's skull to destroy the brain for an insta-kill.

[@laural.enright4780]

I really enjoyed JP II. I think it had enough of the sentiment of the first (the awe of the beasts) to work. Ian Malcolm really gives it to John Hammond regarding his carelessness, yet he can't deny that the genie is out of the bottle at this point so he can't completely consider the animals as monsters, either. And when the T-Rex walks down the suburban street...well it kind of answers the question, "What might happen if a T-Rex got loose in a city."

[@PyrokineticFire1]

"I enjoyed watching tiny fleas, so I made the biggest fucking creatures ever!" makes sense

[@JumblyJumble]

Thanks for making me look up Jolt soda.

[@Colin-kh6kp]

It always bothered me that no one touched the chilean sea bass that the chef prepared for them...

[@chanceneck8072]

12:31 my favorite scene of this ENTIRE franchise... 😍😍😭👍

[@rewanthony8202]

When the Jolt Cola moment happened, and Jay said "Sorry to go off track...on a Jurassic Park commentary" - - *chefs finger kiss* - - I really hope he was alluding to the fact that that's what happens in the movie lol (8m20sec)

[@SourPatchPuss]

Jays story about the two younger girls who were on their phones the whole time and then said “that was the most boring movie ever” is very familiar to me. I tried to get my younger sister to watch Inglorious Bastards when she was in high school because she was really interested in the Holocaust and WW2 at the time because of school… She made it maybe 45 minutes before she said this movie is boring and left. I dont think her head ever looked up from her phone the whole time. Soooo annoying. Now shes an adult and the other day I heard her telling my GF how Inglorious Bastards is one of her favorite movies. Im like… Excuse me b***h????

[@mikesanders8621]

Don't try to teach teenagers to like the things you do. Oppositional defiance will win every time.

[@kinghadbar]

My favorite commentary. Mike is so drunk.

[@ptittannique5621]

I'm a palaeontologist, affiliated to a research institution that has a completely articulated "death-pose" giant carnivorous dinosaur as its logo. These DO occur! They are extremely rare, but they are out there... That said, I specialize in trying to wring out as much information from fragmentary isolated bones, so yes, that "Montana Badlands" scene certainly DOES make me throw up--explosively and uncontrollably--every single time I see it...

[@itziksamuha330]

I love how in the end they couldn’t find anything bad to say about the movie because it is so perfect.

[@martinlatour9311]

Favorite movie of all time

[@rmc2414]

I love you guys

[@odinsplaygrounds]

Rich predicting the future like always.

[@A_Cattus]

The cgi in this movie looks better than the cgi in any of the prequels

[@philbabb6460]

love these snitbits

[@wo3701]

13:53 Did Jay completely forget he made his "neck breaking" point earlier? Hahaha

[@sebastianmanthey742]

to me it actually sounds like they used the same line from Jay twice :D

[@Fork1]

TBF, I think The Lost World still treats them as animals, but that movie is also directed by Spielberg!

[@covel9000]

just bought the the commentary, I hope you're happy because i am

[@lucamckenn5932]

"Please! I hate this hacker bullcrap!" - Samuel Jackson.

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!

[@Bubbles99718]

Off camera death. Umm, maybe better that way?

[@visionist7]

You didn't say the magic word

[@davidstaiti]

Great observation by Jay on hoe this movie marks an end to the big summer blockbuster popcorn movies. As a Gen Xer, I miss that.

[@manlymcstud8588]

good point about the end of one era and the beginning of another in movie quality. i don't know if that's true or not even if it only applies to summer blockbusters, but on the surface it sounds pretty legit.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Put it this way, they wouldn't have made _Shawshank_ after 9/11.

[@Sickofdrawingcowboys717]

A perfect movie

[@sonikusenpai]

B.M. Chang's... Thank you for that one Mike.

[@WIFFLEWAFFLE88]

Regarding snapping necks, it is something that many predators use to subdue their prey, similar to the use of snake venom. but the main examples I can think of are Cats and some lizards. Cats usually try to bite the back of the neck at least enough to paralyze the prey but some lizards, particularly monitors will try to break its preys neck.

[@MrChickennugget360]

of course the sequence he is referring to has a Raptor using a wounded human for bait then snapping the neck of the character and running away. This shows a level of intelligence way beyond animals.

[@TacticusPrime]

The only continuity error that I noticed in the theater was the weird part where the T-rex walks out of the paddock, then the car is pushed into the paddock and there's suddenly a huge cliff....

[@Bubbles99718]

Spielberg said he knows and didn't care. Another smaller one is the door of the trailer in the beginning opens in opposite ways. Outside one way inside another. There is another semi big one, can't remember it rt now

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

​@@Bubbles99718is it the obvious VLC player timeline during the """live""" video call where the sea captain is trying to warn Wayne Knight about the hurricane?

[@InMaTeofDeath]

Snapping the neck in the same way a human would is I agree over the top but the idea of finishing off prey with a killing blow is something we see in nature. Tigers, Jaguars, and other big cats are smart enough to go for the neck so to me if it did something like that I wouldn't see an issue but I do remember the way the dino snapped his neck and it was like we would, total nonsense.