007: Licence to Pun

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Craig M

Craig M

8 жыл бұрын

I made one of these a few years back. This is way longer. And in HD! (woop)
I need to get out more.
Update: a wee thank you to all those who have been kind enough to leave nice comments. Never expected to get so many views! Glad the product of my boredom has helped to alleviate all of your boredom too!
(A good few of you have felt the need to point out that the vid isn't full of puns. I'm aware of that. So is everyone else that watches it. It's just a daft name for a daft compilation!)

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@FullArcher05
@FullArcher05 4 жыл бұрын
“My name is Pussy Galore.” “I must be dreaming.” The funny thing is that this may not be a joke, anyone would have the same reaction as James.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
I sure did. I still can't wrap my head around that that is her name.
@oliverrimes9057
@oliverrimes9057 2 жыл бұрын
@Floyd1504 yes, Arsehole Galore! 🤣
@jjwrightnz
@jjwrightnz 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently the original lines were "I'm Pussy Galore!" "I know, but what's your name?" even for the time, that was considered excessive 😜
@pheonixnova4383
@pheonixnova4383 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "that must be pretty big"
@ps123fan
@ps123fan 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM yea i mean that name is haha, but just a name lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6aWgoRnjtOjsKc
@michaeljw3602
@michaeljw3602 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the chemistry between Desmond Llewellyn and pierce brosnan
@BitcoinMotorist
@BitcoinMotorist 2 жыл бұрын
I think Moore had the best chemistry with Llewellyn
@Asoka-great
@Asoka-great 2 жыл бұрын
@@BitcoinMotorist second best...
@CodeNameCheese_
@CodeNameCheese_ 2 жыл бұрын
according to Desmond Pierce was his favourite bond
@lindildeev5721
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
He was Q.
@metaltak1154
@metaltak1154 Жыл бұрын
I loved the Sandwich scene. Thinking it's some kind of device
@jordyboy321
@jordyboy321 4 жыл бұрын
"Hang on James!" "The thought had occured to me"
@shukorbakar113
@shukorbakar113 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Kitty_Quinn_OwO
@Kitty_Quinn_OwO 2 жыл бұрын
Classic understatement
@freedcrypto
@freedcrypto 3 жыл бұрын
The way pierce brosnan handled the sandwich thinking it's Q's latest gadget before being snatched away and told it's his lunch always cracked me up 😂
@teamtinyturtle9103
@teamtinyturtle9103 6 жыл бұрын
Well, that was 20 minutes of my time spent very wisely.
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh behave
@Smoothie_The_Gamecat
@Smoothie_The_Gamecat 4 жыл бұрын
Puts a smile in my heart.
@moyedchowdhury7697
@moyedchowdhury7697 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@simul8rduude
@simul8rduude 4 жыл бұрын
*blows two people away with the double barrel shotgun* "welcome to scotland" most accurate thing i've ever seen.
@ethanmcfarland8240
@ethanmcfarland8240 3 жыл бұрын
Nah people don’t own guns in Scotland
@wheatleygaming3652
@wheatleygaming3652 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmcfarland8240 shame
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmcfarland8240 or do they? Nah they don't But im happy for that *SLASH* because who needs a gun when swords do the job?
@erikellis3998
@erikellis3998 2 жыл бұрын
United States of America yes they do
@TheBandit025Nova
@TheBandit025Nova 6 ай бұрын
@@ethanmcfarland8240I believe they use Claymores
@Okiedog1
@Okiedog1 5 жыл бұрын
"I think he's attempting reentry." *just dies laughing*
@andrewpestotnik5495
@andrewpestotnik5495 5 жыл бұрын
Q is a legend lol
@thed.a.4939
@thed.a.4939 5 жыл бұрын
That one's my favorite!
@dr.davidwho4053
@dr.davidwho4053 4 жыл бұрын
😆😂
@89BlackGatomon
@89BlackGatomon 4 жыл бұрын
R.i.p. ... can i have your pc?
@David.L291
@David.L291 4 жыл бұрын
my wife usually says the same thing :)
@razvaz
@razvaz 6 жыл бұрын
"The Man with the Golden Pun" would have been better.
@David.L291
@David.L291 4 жыл бұрын
the man with the Golden bum, operation budha lol
@afonsosousa2684
@afonsosousa2684 4 жыл бұрын
Licence to Quip
@GoranXII
@GoranXII 4 жыл бұрын
A pity many of these weren't actually puns.
@andyjlyon1
@andyjlyon1 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Ho!
@andyjlyon1
@andyjlyon1 4 жыл бұрын
On her Majesty's smirking service!
@DragoChronicSmoker42
@DragoChronicSmoker42 6 жыл бұрын
"i am Mr.Kill" "huh well that's a name to die for" XD
@frankiwinniebouchard7699
@frankiwinniebouchard7699 5 жыл бұрын
DragoChronicSmoker42 😹😆
@martythetickler
@martythetickler 6 жыл бұрын
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently.
@tomsmurf4225
@tomsmurf4225 6 жыл бұрын
Alt. Dialogue: Bond: "Q, have I ever let you down?" Q: "I keep a list of all the times, it's alphabetized."
@LittleDebbie187717
@LittleDebbie187717 6 жыл бұрын
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently. Bond: I'm gonna end you, Q, you snot-nosed old geezer! (Shoots Q with his Walther PPK)
@seilenberger
@seilenberger 5 жыл бұрын
16:36
@seilenberger
@seilenberger 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Smurf Yu Lock Carnage Count
@ArcturusOTE
@ArcturusOTE 4 жыл бұрын
Q: "What you should ask is when did you not, 007"
@RedCard94
@RedCard94 5 жыл бұрын
"My god, what's Bond doing?!" "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir." LMFAO!!!!!
@hollypebbles
@hollypebbles 4 жыл бұрын
Keeping The British End Up, Sir.
@raminybhatti5740
@raminybhatti5740 Жыл бұрын
He's talking about his cock.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 Жыл бұрын
Entering G-Zone !!!
@plissken2156
@plissken2156 2 жыл бұрын
15:22 - It's funny. In 'No Time To Die', Bond ends up breaking both of these rules and it costs him dearly.
@BIGD-cc7ru
@BIGD-cc7ru Жыл бұрын
Yea
@thescreentroll8632
@thescreentroll8632 Жыл бұрын
Cause he had a rubbish q who never taught him those rules
@ab8jeh
@ab8jeh 4 жыл бұрын
I think "switch the bloody machine off" might be my favourite line in any bond film.
@horrorfanandy4647
@horrorfanandy4647 Жыл бұрын
He’s about to lose his grip and fall into the machine, and what used to be Dario has just gone through a rather nasty conversion in that thing, so it’s not really surprising. How would you react if the first thing your saviour did in that situation was ask “are you alright?” 😂
@ab8jeh
@ab8jeh Жыл бұрын
@@horrorfanandy4647 I would say the same thing.
@abeerfaisal1986
@abeerfaisal1986 4 жыл бұрын
17:07 Elektra : "I could have given you the World." Bond: "THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH." Elecktra: "Foolish sentiment." Bond: "Family motto." Just epic
@maverick8520
@maverick8520 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually from the books. It's Bonds family motto.
@bluesbrother936
@bluesbrother936 3 жыл бұрын
“Sorry about the leg. Skiing?” ::rocket fires from Q’s leg cast:: “Hunting!”
@elrockerchido
@elrockerchido 2 жыл бұрын
*while comoletely missing the target*
@markymarc12
@markymarc12 2 жыл бұрын
10/10
@59771006
@59771006 5 жыл бұрын
Bond: Forgive me Father for I have sinned Q: That's putting it mildly 007
@TheDeadAlewives
@TheDeadAlewives 2 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?" "Not from where I'm standing." XD
@lp115lp
@lp115lp 4 жыл бұрын
"His name is 'Jaws' He kills people" R.I.P. Richard
@natesmith5493
@natesmith5493 4 жыл бұрын
Loved his appearce in happy gilmore
@crazyfroggie6546
@crazyfroggie6546 4 жыл бұрын
The scene with him biting the cable car cable was good, it was a specially made piece of liquorice just for him as he loved it.
@David-281
@David-281 4 жыл бұрын
And Roger
@pek5117
@pek5117 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he helps james in moonraker and gets the girl and becomes the hero.
@Rigicai05
@Rigicai05 3 жыл бұрын
May he rest in peace.
@Maadhawk
@Maadhawk 2 жыл бұрын
1:56 you could tell she was having a HARD time not laughing her ass off at the name of her character.
@Badchi
@Badchi 2 жыл бұрын
"Tomorrow never dies" is the most underrated Bond movie in history. Not only was it good when it came out, it aged like fine wine and became even more relatable with mass media mogul being the bad guy and western-chinese conflict being in the focus.
@G_de_Coligny
@G_de_Coligny 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Plus the Soundtrack from Moby was excellent… and the BMW parking chase… so much win…
@scsutton1
@scsutton1 2 жыл бұрын
I watched it back the other day. It couldn't be more relevant to the present day if it tried.
@doctorjones300
@doctorjones300 2 жыл бұрын
And it has what I think is the best gunbarrel sequence overall.
@c.hunter9069
@c.hunter9069 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@SparrowNoblePoland
@SparrowNoblePoland 2 жыл бұрын
Actually it was based on a real story of newspaper faking a conflict and almost causing a war, but in reality it happened in an earlier century, and it was between USA and Cuba. Read on Spanish-American war of 1898.
@kael2450
@kael2450 4 жыл бұрын
"He got the Boot" I love how annoyed Bond sounds when he said that.
@SparrowNoblePoland
@SparrowNoblePoland 2 жыл бұрын
''These were 500 dollars glasses assh*ole!''
@henkman00
@henkman00 2 жыл бұрын
''This is where you fall down...''
@mikaylafaithparteli9412
@mikaylafaithparteli9412 2 жыл бұрын
Daltons annoyed "he got the boot" had me laughing
@lindildeev5721
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's funny but Kara always sounding afraid is extremely annoying.
@beezzarro
@beezzarro 2 жыл бұрын
I love how there are all these puns where James says something passingly witty with charm and dignity.... Then right in the middle of it is Timothy Dalton yelling "switch the bloody machine off!!!"
@mikaylafaithparteli9412
@mikaylafaithparteli9412 2 жыл бұрын
that pierce "beg your pardon , i forgot to knock" then knocking the guy out , will always be class in my book
@rnaD86
@rnaD86 2 жыл бұрын
"You first; you, second." Eeesh. I don't think Brosnan gets nearly enough credit for just how cold-blooded his 007 could be at times.
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 2 жыл бұрын
Oh he was a Cold Hearted BASTARD when possible
@LordofMovies91
@LordofMovies91 2 жыл бұрын
He never missed
@kesselster
@kesselster Жыл бұрын
@@LordofMovies91 That, I think, was the only good line in that entire movie. The way he delivered it was ice cold.
@dimitrit1790
@dimitrit1790 4 жыл бұрын
“Aren’t you in the wrong room” “Not from where I’m standing”
@Antony-pp8dg
@Antony-pp8dg 4 жыл бұрын
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No Mister Bond, I expect you to die!" Classic :)
@locutus155
@locutus155 2 жыл бұрын
My reply as Goldfinger: "No! I expect you to scream in a castrato voice and split in two! What the fuck did you expect you dumbarse!"
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
@@locutus155 Man of Culture, i see
@denisewarner8982
@denisewarner8982 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite
@xXSilentAgent47Xx
@xXSilentAgent47Xx 2 жыл бұрын
"You expect me to beg, human?" - Cryptosporidium 138 in DAH! 2 intro
@apolloparks3686
@apolloparks3686 2 жыл бұрын
It’s been almost 70 years and that’s still one of the best lines in movie history
@drsmitty6357
@drsmitty6357 4 жыл бұрын
"In Japan Men always come First and Women 2nd." Austin Powers: "Or sometimes not at all."
@19torento
@19torento 3 жыл бұрын
Or sometimes in a twist of fate women twice, you not at all and it takes a couple of weeks to realize you had way too much alcohol that evening.
@angrygrandpa141
@angrygrandpa141 6 жыл бұрын
« She always did enjoy a good squeeze » Dead
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын
“Can you swim?”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын
“I think we’ve met”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын
“A woman?”
@jordancummins3092
@jordancummins3092 4 жыл бұрын
"Backseat driver".
@FireOccator
@FireOccator 6 жыл бұрын
I think he is attempting reentry, sir.
@mehrdadsoleymani9637
@mehrdadsoleymani9637 5 жыл бұрын
FireOccator one small step for man
@TheJohngilberttyler
@TheJohngilberttyler 5 жыл бұрын
Come again?
@URBANBLITZPARKOUR
@URBANBLITZPARKOUR 5 жыл бұрын
Well tell him to pull out
@logandarklighter
@logandarklighter 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheJohngilberttyler "Come again?" Apogee and Perigee my dear lad. Apogee and Perigee... (Admittedly you have to be a bit of a NASA nerd to get that reference... :D )
@trevorlemon9006
@trevorlemon9006 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheJohngilberttyler oh he will
@liedetecter7011
@liedetecter7011 2 жыл бұрын
"Hang on James" "The Thought had occurred to me" I really Love Rodger Moor's bond.
@potatogod9134
@potatogod9134 4 жыл бұрын
*For Your Puns Only* *Puns are Forever* *The Pun is Not Enough* *Pun Never Dies* *Dr. Pun* *Live and let Pun* *The man with the Golden Pun* *From Pun with Love*
@hollypebbles
@hollypebbles 4 жыл бұрын
You Only Pun Twice Thunderpun Pun Raker On Her Majesty's Secret Pun License To Pun
@autopreneur
@autopreneur 4 жыл бұрын
A View to a Pun Pun Another Day Punfinger GoldenPun Octopun
@harry69007
@harry69007 4 жыл бұрын
Goldenpie, pun another day , casino punale , sky pun.
@shamrock141
@shamrock141 4 жыл бұрын
Introducing Bond 25 *No* *Time* *To* *Pun*
@alexeiperistykh4480
@alexeiperistykh4480 4 жыл бұрын
You and other guys, except Shamrock, please "Pun Another Day"!
@couch_gag
@couch_gag 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm afraid you've got me with more than my hands up" My god.
@LexingtonDeville984
@LexingtonDeville984 4 жыл бұрын
12:09 - the way Craig grimaces and then laughs psychotically before he verbally eviscerates Mads Mikkelsen is savage 🤣
@GlitchanBlack
@GlitchanBlack 2 жыл бұрын
1:12 - This entire quote is priceless.
@racheljennings1688
@racheljennings1688 Жыл бұрын
He is shaking from fear/laughing
@Ivynling
@Ivynling 5 жыл бұрын
17:16 Dude's so badass he can tame a tiger with one word XD "Sit-!" Moore's face in this scene is priceless
@Fifury161
@Fifury161 4 жыл бұрын
That was a nod to a well known celebrity at the time (1980s a household name in the UK) - Barbara Woodhouse, it was her catchphrase... Here's a good video montage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gV6nmmV5hNyBipo
@ghbutler
@ghbutler 4 жыл бұрын
I missed all of these as a kid but as an adult I laughed my ass off.
@optimisticchaos2616
@optimisticchaos2616 6 жыл бұрын
“I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up” XD
@smoothALOE
@smoothALOE 5 жыл бұрын
Optimistic Chaos that film had, perhaps, the best collection of one-liners. It’s a shame the movie, itself, wasn’t better.
@jaherra2567
@jaherra2567 4 жыл бұрын
@@smoothALOE Which one was that ? I can't quite remember the name.
@smoothALOE
@smoothALOE 4 жыл бұрын
Ja Herra Diamonds are Forever.
@jaherra2567
@jaherra2567 4 жыл бұрын
@@smoothALOE Thanks man
@barthotuber6429
@barthotuber6429 4 жыл бұрын
I dont get this like..
@jakeavis4170
@jakeavis4170 6 жыл бұрын
“He thinks I’m still a virgin...” “Yes, well, you get your clothes on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@akumati86
@akumati86 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@02091992able
@02091992able 5 жыл бұрын
She is too young is what Bond is saying pretty much.
@andikoazri
@andikoazri 5 жыл бұрын
+Firemarioflower James were being sarcastic...OMG WHY THERES ALWAYS HAVE THAT ONE KID WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS SARCASM AND TRY TO RUIN THE JOKE...Jeez
@Firemarioflower
@Firemarioflower 5 жыл бұрын
@@andikoazri It's not the joke i was just annoyed that he didn't want to sleep with Bibi.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 5 жыл бұрын
My two favourite Bond quip moments: Attractive, large-busted secretary explaining why Bond was just reprimanded for smoking: "Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest." Bond (with classic Connery eyebrow raise): "Really?" Bond tosses henchman into printing press, horrendous scream heard, newspapers roll out covered in blood. Bond: "They'll print anything these days." Haven't watched the video all the way through yet, but I hope these two make it in!!
@camhedmr_5593
@camhedmr_5593 3 жыл бұрын
One does.
@RMBII91
@RMBII91 5 жыл бұрын
"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" gets me everytime
@stefangrundin172
@stefangrundin172 4 жыл бұрын
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
Hurry up Mr Powers
@MrsPresleyLennonFrey
@MrsPresleyLennonFrey 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite! 🤣🤣🤣
@ethanbenfield2285
@ethanbenfield2285 Жыл бұрын
the delivery of "that depends on your definition of safe sex" kills me every time. And wow I forgot how sexy Xenia was.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 Жыл бұрын
BEFORE she became 2000s!Jean Grey
@toadstri
@toadstri Жыл бұрын
Famke is the best!!
@JustinMacri007
@JustinMacri007 6 ай бұрын
@@toadstrishe's wierd she don't want to be touched by fans
@GurahkWeavile
@GurahkWeavile 4 жыл бұрын
"They'll print anything these days"
@h3nnkka90
@h3nnkka90 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 bloody paper
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
Truth These Days
@KlausSgroi
@KlausSgroi 4 жыл бұрын
Moore was the king of puns... Maybe because his portrayal of Bond was lighter. "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour" hahaha
@zygmanfroid9709
@zygmanfroid9709 6 жыл бұрын
"who are you?" "my name is Pussy Galore," '...I must be dreaming." his face when he says that part omg XD
@avianshchanana3807
@avianshchanana3807 6 жыл бұрын
I musht be dreaming. XD
@fuscinula
@fuscinula 6 жыл бұрын
According to a rumour, the original line was "I know you are, but what's your name".
@Maadhawk
@Maadhawk 6 жыл бұрын
You can tell she was trying hard to not laugh at her own line before delivering. I wonder what the blooper real would show from that scene.
@zenmonics3ca347
@zenmonics3ca347 5 жыл бұрын
Zyban frond 1eujh😟😡😬😴😰😩😱😢😦😐😅😴5engn😦😟😡😦😡😩💵
@zenmonics3ca347
@zenmonics3ca347 5 жыл бұрын
pitchfork zm h smash abc I will ₩*;; $😳😳😡😑😶😯
@MrJohnybirchall
@MrJohnybirchall 6 жыл бұрын
The man with golden pun
@netako
@netako 6 жыл бұрын
MrJohnybirchall Quantum of laughter. xD
@johnjosephdejesus8524
@johnjosephdejesus8524 5 жыл бұрын
Pun never dies
@Epicman427
@Epicman427 5 жыл бұрын
a view to a pun
@johnjosephdejesus8524
@johnjosephdejesus8524 5 жыл бұрын
Dr.Pun From russian with Lol'd Goldpunner Thunderpun You only live puns On her majesty's secret pun Live and let pun The man with the golden pun The spy who punned me Punraker For your puns only Octopunny A view to a pun The living punlights Lisence to pun Goldenpun Puns never dies The puns are not enough Die another pun Pun royale Pun of solace Punfall Punctre
@QUARTERMASTEREMI6
@QUARTERMASTEREMI6 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnjosephdejesus8524 Those are the best ones yet!
@kiwi-on-a-bike660
@kiwi-on-a-bike660 4 жыл бұрын
"Thats quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing, I approve." lolz
@Dremeli
@Dremeli 5 жыл бұрын
-I'll finish dressing. -Oh please don't, not on my account.
@ssppeellll
@ssppeellll 6 жыл бұрын
16:47 -- "You always were a cunning linguist, James." I didn't catch what was said after that, but I sure caught that pun.
@CraigieBhoy
@CraigieBhoy 6 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask." / "Don't tell."
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын
“She’s had her kicks”
@j.i.s.l178
@j.i.s.l178 4 жыл бұрын
🍿
@stillhunt76
@stillhunt76 4 жыл бұрын
That's one of the best. But the video should have caught the previous scene so one could understand the context of the pun. When she said it I burst out laughing in the theater. As far as I could tell I was, surprisingly, the only person to do that. I couldn't believe more people didn't pick up on it.
@JustSomeRandomIdiot
@JustSomeRandomIdiot 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 At that moment, Bond became overwhelmed with the sheer number of puns he could possibly reply with.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
😏😏😏
@MagicAyrtonforever
@MagicAyrtonforever 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much through this but had a tear for Q actor Desmond Wilkinson Llewelyn, when Pierce Brosnan said you're not retiring soon are you? He never made another Bond appearance as he died in 1999. RIP. @ 15:16
@QUARTERMASTEREMI6
@QUARTERMASTEREMI6 5 жыл бұрын
@MagicAyrtonforever Mr Llewelyn was _a legendary gentleman who brilliantly set the Q standard high._ He will be forever missed. ♡
@capitan280
@capitan280 5 жыл бұрын
was an fabulous actor Desmond -was a pity his dead
@bilbobigbollix7318
@bilbobigbollix7318 5 жыл бұрын
Bearing in mind he produced all those clever cars for Bond it was rather ironic he died after he drove his motor head on into another one just around the corner from my dad's. It was on a bit of road notorious for black ice.
@DrJekyll38
@DrJekyll38 5 жыл бұрын
I will always miss him.
@lezzman
@lezzman 5 жыл бұрын
I was in a pub quiz a few years ago and was the only person to correctly guess the name of the actor who appeared in the most Bond movies. While most tables guessed Roger Moore or Sean Connery, I knew it was Desmond Llewelyn who featured 17 times.
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 2 жыл бұрын
Robbie Coltrane was an unexpected but welcome delight in the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies.
@roboninja565
@roboninja565 2 жыл бұрын
I can't articulate how much I appreciate the fact that you added in context to the jokes whenever necessary. Its a very nice touch and really makes the video better
@pupchu81
@pupchu81 5 жыл бұрын
"All thosse feathers and he still cant fly."
@billwithers7457
@billwithers7457 3 жыл бұрын
"Vodka martini" "Shaken or stirred?" "Do I look like I give a damn?" I like Craig. I don't think any Bond before him would have been able to make that line work while still feeling like a Bond movie. Plus, it plays off expectation, which is nice.
@Zack_410
@Zack_410 2 жыл бұрын
That's why he's the best. No one else could make that work.
@splintergectornathan9045
@splintergectornathan9045 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_410 even Dalton?
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 Жыл бұрын
@john smeaton AHEM *GUNSHOT* perhaps read better next time
@DarthVader-1701
@DarthVader-1701 Жыл бұрын
@john smeaton Daniel Craig's bond was a fucking crybaby and a hesitant to the hilt. Sean Connery's bond would kill that asshole safrin and get out of the island base alive without being infected.
@christopjerfoote5747
@christopjerfoote5747 5 жыл бұрын
Can't you see how underrated Timothy Dalton is? People said be was too dead-pan. I think he nailed the part. It wasn't just a portrayal if Bond, I think he captured his persona, to a way nobody else did. Or could.
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
Dalton’s Bond is like the prototype for Craig’s Bond imo. Both brought grit to the role to contrast with a cheesy predecessor (Moore / Brosnan). I’d like to have seen Dalton return again, 2 films wasn’t enough.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba I don't know. I didn't really pay attention when I watched his movies to say (he and Brosnan also looked like brothers back then), so I'll keep that nothing beats George Lazenby.
@LordofMovies91
@LordofMovies91 2 жыл бұрын
He was the most accurate Bond to the books at the time
@johnnyr3340
@johnnyr3340 2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba How dare you talk shit about Pierce Brosnan so goldeneye wasn’t good for you?
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyr3340 I never said I didn’t enjoy the cheesier Bonds. I actually love Goldeneye and It was the first Bond film I saw. I adore the first 3 Brosnan films. Moore’s run also has some greats: Moonraker is excellent fun and the villains in View to Kill are good - Christopher Walken chews the scenery which is brilliant and Grace Jones is superb. I was simply contrasting Dalton’s/Craig’s gritty portrayals with their smoother forebears. Please try not to burst a blood vessel, it’s only YT comments.
@Endeva09
@Endeva09 4 жыл бұрын
"Plenty O'Toole" "Named after your father perhaps" ? That one is excellent.
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
He was hot for you!
@grayfruit
@grayfruit 4 жыл бұрын
can't for the life of me figure it out. am I dumb? someone explain this one
@killerdreck
@killerdreck 3 жыл бұрын
@@grayfruit I think he's referring to Peter O'Toole (check out Lawrence of Arabia if you didn't).
@nicholasstokes8739
@nicholasstokes8739 6 ай бұрын
@@grayfruit "Plenty" = Enough. A "Tool" is a slang term for penis. So "Plenty O'Tool", "named after your father perhaps", he's joking her dad had a big schlong
@madman026
@madman026 2 жыл бұрын
Pierce Brosnan was the smoothest bond
@liedetecter7011
@liedetecter7011 2 жыл бұрын
1:33 I just love How Rodger Moore's bond is so straight to the point in this scene.
@jobego6119
@jobego6119 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: You wouldn’t kill me, you’d miss me. *shouts then gets shot by Bond Bond: I never miss. One of my favorite lines ever.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
UNISEX line
@GlitchanBlack
@GlitchanBlack 2 жыл бұрын
List of Bond Villains (original timeline) and who they were killed by: Dr. No: **killed by Bond** Rosa Klebb: **killed by Tatania** Goldfinger: **killed by Bond** Largo: **killed by Domino** Blofeld: **survived death 3 times before being killed for good by Bond in For Your Eyes Only** Kananga: **killed by Bond** Scaramanga: **killed by Bond** Stromberg: **killed by Bond** Drax: **died in space, but poisoned by Bond** Kristatos: **killed by Colombo** Kamal: **died in plane crash** Zorin: **fell into the sea and drowned** Whitaker: **killed by Bond** Sanchez: **burned alive by Bond** Alec: **killed by his own satellite** Elliot: **killed by his own sea drill** Elektra: *_HEADSHOT_* Gustav: **electrocuted by Bond and died in an airplane engine**
@SteveBrant55
@SteveBrant55 4 жыл бұрын
Miss Moneypenny on the phone: "You always were a cunning linguist." Turns to M: "Don't ask"
@j.i.s.l178
@j.i.s.l178 4 жыл бұрын
🙄... 🤔
@JCBro-yg8vd
@JCBro-yg8vd 4 жыл бұрын
M: "Don't tell."
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 2 жыл бұрын
@@JCBro-yg8vd M's got jokes *ding*
@jamesfrancismchalejr7944
@jamesfrancismchalejr7944 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the James Bond 007 puns. Roger Moore takes the prize
@Pedrosdanckwardt
@Pedrosdanckwardt 5 жыл бұрын
"Ejector seat" and "he's attempting re-entry" are classic
@paktype
@paktype 6 жыл бұрын
Lazenby's line "this never happened to the other guy" was classic too.
@rif42
@rif42 6 жыл бұрын
It was the first line he ever spoke in the film?
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 6 жыл бұрын
"He had lots of guts"
@netako
@netako 6 жыл бұрын
*fella
@stevenhibbert694
@stevenhibbert694 5 жыл бұрын
I lost my charm not from where I'm standing
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 5 жыл бұрын
“There’s a fly in your soup”
@RoodeMenon
@RoodeMenon 4 жыл бұрын
"Switch the bloody machine off!" hahaha. Dalton could have been a great Captain for a Star Trek show.
@mikey_suzefour
@mikey_suzefour 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, they missed you...What a pity! - Love Q's quips.
@mdteletom1288
@mdteletom1288 2 жыл бұрын
You left off "I thought Christmas comes only once a year". The most cold blooded one was Connery's "That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your 6".
@benpowell-punmaster1214
@benpowell-punmaster1214 2 жыл бұрын
I might have missed something but could you explain the last one to me?
@mdteletom1288
@mdteletom1288 2 жыл бұрын
@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Do a search on my quote and you should have about 5 versions of the film clip.
@Dave-mf6tj
@Dave-mf6tj 2 жыл бұрын
@@benpowell-punmaster1214 Smith and Wesson is a brand that makes guns and that specific gun he was using only carries 6 bullets, so Bond had counted 6 shots and knew his gun was empty So by saying he had had his 6 he was saying basically that he had fired all his bullets, then he killed him
@benpowell-punmaster1214
@benpowell-punmaster1214 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dave-mf6tj thanks
@rd-pd8xb
@rd-pd8xb 4 жыл бұрын
As he is watching Onatopp die, you can almost hear Bond’s mind clicking, thinking of the perfect one-liner.
@russbarker2727
@russbarker2727 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! Best quote? "You always were a cunning linguist". It confused the hell out of my Dad and Step Mum one Christmas!
@band2255
@band2255 2 жыл бұрын
The absolute best Bond pun!
@fabiancastaneda3878
@fabiancastaneda3878 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask"
@jamesrobert4106
@jamesrobert4106 2 жыл бұрын
@@fabiancastaneda3878 "Don't tell."
@Mothman1992
@Mothman1992 3 жыл бұрын
I only have one thing I'd change "you'd never kill me. You'd miss me" "Not as this range"
@YungBeezer
@YungBeezer 4 жыл бұрын
“He had lots of guts” is just so morbid to me because the dude literally gets mulched
@scubasteve6463
@scubasteve6463 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the original tribute to Q on the "The World is not Enough" VHS? Was a beautiful like 10 minute long tribute to him, since that was his final movie. "There are 2 things I've always tried to teach you 007. Number 1, never let them see you bleed." "And the second?" "Always have an escape plan." Just beautiful. And they played one of the original bond songs during it. Cant remember which song but I remember she says "nobody knoooowws" lol. There will never be another Q
@Kitty_Quinn_OwO
@Kitty_Quinn_OwO 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Goldeneye?
@michaelmorton5698
@michaelmorton5698 2 жыл бұрын
Tina Turner, "Goldeneye".
@shanerollins3736
@shanerollins3736 2 жыл бұрын
The tribute is definitely on one of the Brosnan movies, and it’s also on the Blu-ray and DVD. The song was “Nobody Does It Better” by Carly Simon, originally from The Spy Who Loved Me.
@freetobe3
@freetobe3 6 жыл бұрын
"Switch the bloody machine off!!!"
@Mutrunalle
@Mutrunalle 5 жыл бұрын
FreeToBe Never thought double meaning there 😁
@JohnnyJohnJon83
@JohnnyJohnJon83 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@camhedmr_5593
@camhedmr_5593 4 жыл бұрын
007: pun unintended
@fawwazrafif5160
@fawwazrafif5160 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mutrunalle What's the other meaning?
@sircassian5568
@sircassian5568 4 жыл бұрын
shows you how dumb some people are....
@trespire
@trespire 5 жыл бұрын
5:45 " The ultimate in British engineering " developed by the Ministry, of Silly Walks.
@Fifury161
@Fifury161 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder is that the reason he walked around it which made his legs appear distorted?
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
I know -- I kinda think that's the sly wink they're giving us in that moment.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 жыл бұрын
5:47*
@MartinZanichelli
@MartinZanichelli 3 жыл бұрын
THERE IS ONE MISSING The Living Daylights: Dalton releases Kara from her cell. Kara: We are free! Dalton: We are inside a Russian base in the middle of Afghanistan
@dr.davidwho4053
@dr.davidwho4053 4 жыл бұрын
"Secret agent??! On whose side!??"😆 Poor cop. Got his worst day in the hands of 007!
@David-rx2to
@David-rx2to 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the scene in "Thunderball" where Bond and Largo are shooting clays over the ocean and Bond says something like "seems terribly difficult", then shoots a clay from the hip, and deadpans, "no, it isn't, is it?"
@GuydzakFilms
@GuydzakFilms 5 жыл бұрын
There's a second part to the video :)
@700gsteak
@700gsteak 4 жыл бұрын
I love that scene! best part of the movie after dominic.
@jonathanfurzeland4740
@jonathanfurzeland4740 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you with our group?" "No ma'am I'm with the economy tour" Lol
@jacksonlewis3732
@jacksonlewis3732 4 жыл бұрын
All time favorite is the : "You missed Mr. Bond." *drop* "Did I?"
@pathevermore3683
@pathevermore3683 3 жыл бұрын
6:27 greatest line from a bond movie EVER!!!
@leewilson2140
@leewilson2140 4 жыл бұрын
The one that was missed,is when M brings him the golden bullet from Scaramanga."Dont know anybody would want to kill me"Then M reads a list of tailors,husbands etc!!
@chong7632
@chong7632 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Q said I think he is trying for a reentry 😂
@TheFlatCapFromWN5
@TheFlatCapFromWN5 5 жыл бұрын
6:00 cracks me up everytime. One of the many reasons why I like Timothy Dalton a lot.
@rkan2
@rkan2 5 жыл бұрын
The Sons of Epsilon Not the last time it could've been used in this compilation!!
@EvanG529
@EvanG529 4 жыл бұрын
"Hi, I'm plenty." "But of course you are." That one always gets me
@trekaddict
@trekaddict 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: "Why do you like these movies? They are totally unrealistic and ridiculous." Me: *shows this video*
@rd-pd8xb
@rd-pd8xb 4 жыл бұрын
trekchu unrealistic??? Cmon. Everyone knows that you can genetically change from Korean to English and then build an ice palace and then have Bond surf on a tsunami.
@Fifury161
@Fifury161 4 жыл бұрын
@@rd-pd8xb Do you know I thought I always hated that one due to the tsunami surfing scene - I completely overlooked the whole genetic transformation part! I preferred the older Bonds, the ones that used practical effects, even if they where still over the top at least you knew it was actually a physical item someone made, not some nonsense crafted on a computer! The mini-scuba mouthpiece even had the Royal Navy requesting a few be made for them!
@houseoftone8939
@houseoftone8939 3 жыл бұрын
OK trekkie, then what the hell was captain kirk fighting on that alien planet , Gorn, the alien or a guy in an ape suit??
@bradjones8104
@bradjones8104 3 жыл бұрын
They are realistic and tangible to a large degree. It's just that the media, theatre and the arts in general, sometimes use what's known as poetic licence and sensationalism, in assisting to inform, convey or portray the messages they require to deliver to the intended audience. The truth is far stranger than fiction, or what's referred to as the institutional truth and fed propaganda misrepresents. It's only the theatre and the dickensian film studio versions for the public. Like Shakespeare. Based on half truths and tied in with elements of reality. Maybe the conceptual brilliance of it's enormity, entirely escaped you?
@bradjones8104
@bradjones8104 3 жыл бұрын
Of course Bond can surf. He even has his own beach for it. Bondi.
@David-281
@David-281 4 жыл бұрын
6:34 Did you know that the man with the glasses on the left is the producer Michael J. Wilson? He made a cameo in every Bond film since The Spy Who Loved Me
@trevormoses5061
@trevormoses5061 2 жыл бұрын
15:01 Q shouldn't leave his lunch lying around like that: someone could get hurt.
@TheEpicZmaster
@TheEpicZmaster 4 жыл бұрын
007: What would I ever do without you? Moneypenny: As far as I can remember James, you've never had me.
@davidjackson2524
@davidjackson2524 5 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favourite Q scenes is in Tomorrow Never Dies where he meets Bonds in Germany posing as an Avis rep to give Bond his new car.
@ShempBob
@ShempBob 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic editing! My supreme compliments.
@Hopefu11y
@Hopefu11y 5 жыл бұрын
My voice will be lost in a huge crowd of commenters here, but THANK YOU! This collection is fantastic; you just can't beat a good Bond pun 👍🏻 made my day watching this!
@thesentinel5523
@thesentinel5523 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh grow up 007"
@marchizproductions4137
@marchizproductions4137 6 жыл бұрын
Silva: "My turn. (BANG) I win. What do you say to that"?... Bond: "Its a waste of good scotch".
@jws1272
@jws1272 5 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, as a scotch drinker myself, I actually said that JUST BEFORE Craig said it, the first time I saw Skyfall..........little did I know that THAT WAS THE LINE!!!
@2hot2handle65
@2hot2handle65 6 жыл бұрын
1:20 Your smoothness level must be over 9,000 for you to be smooth enough to make puns solely for your own enjoyment.
@Slazerable
@Slazerable 6 жыл бұрын
16:16 Is anything the matter, sir Henry? Just the slight stiffness coming on. XD
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 4 жыл бұрын
Martin Páleník I’ll be honest. Im not a fan of Lazenby. But that one line: he’s got my respect.
@annescholey6546
@annescholey6546 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah babee
@DonDubleone1986
@DonDubleone1986 4 жыл бұрын
" No mam, I'm with the economy tour ". Lol Roger..
@paktype
@paktype 6 жыл бұрын
The "Plenty O'Toole" clip is my favorite Bond moment of all of the movies.
@netako
@netako 6 жыл бұрын
paktype "Named after your father, perhaps?"
@mikeh996
@mikeh996 5 жыл бұрын
My best line is Carrera after watersking 'I've made you all wet" Bond"Yes, but my martinis still dry"
@douglasfaichnie6931
@douglasfaichnie6931 4 жыл бұрын
Moore: Moneypenny you look better every time I see you. Moneypenny: I’m over here! Moore: oh-but of course you are.
@kylegonzalez7971
@kylegonzalez7971 5 жыл бұрын
When it comes to to 007, no video could be long enough!
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
That's what SHE said...
@dragonstone6594
@dragonstone6594 4 жыл бұрын
"They'll print anything these days." Brilliant!
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