1 Billion Lions VERSUS 1 of Every Pokemon

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[@kyrudo]

Rayquaza like: Maybe I SHOULD let this asteroid hit the ground. 🤔🤔🤔

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

All my friends are there, and their lives are just a small sacrifice.

[@arnavhangal3444]

A billion is a lot.

[@mirafloranuario6658]

@@Gummeyy gigantimax and mega?

[@CatmanMEOOOOW]

💀

[@adonislove8059]

@@Gummeyy *pokemon works both ways including plural

[@carlterranella4973]

Eight more words: ghost type Pokémon are immune to normal attacks

[@legna.r5696]

Bite is a dark move. Lions clear

[@opossumleader3645]

​@@legna.r5696Delcatty can Terastalise into Ghost Type, and its ability Normalise forces the lions to only use normal type attacks

[@serhumano3692]

​@@legna.r5696 bold of you to assume the lions wouldn't die after water spout from primal kyogre, when multiple helping hands are considered. Also, if we're doing items, it's just not using primal kyogre or groundon, so sand stream can be set. Than it's GG.

[@pachuyanki896]

@@opossumleader3645normalize only makes its moves normal but either way his reason is dumb because lions, are not pokemon

[@kamieditz8770]

ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[@Radish4221]

“Oh, but if the Pokémon fly, the lions can make a lion ladder!” Every time I hear this argument, I come close to killing somebody.

[@Utopia7281]

I agree, people seriously don’t understand the intelligence of lions and that they aren’t a hive mind. Second thing they didn’t understand was physics cause gravity exists and you aren’t building a ladder with the sheer amount of mass pressures on the lower levels. Third thing they forgot is that biology exists and lions need food. Fourth thing they forgot was that Pokémon can move. Fifth thing they forgot was Pokémon can attack back and crumble the entire stack before physics get to it. Sixth thing they forgot is the actual difficulty behind a tower even just reaching 100 feet. Seventh thing they forgot is LIONS HAVE DIFFERENT BODY SYSTEMS AND CANNOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME GRAB ONTO ANOTHER LION WITHOUT MISTAKES NOT HAPPENING. You see the videos of those people creating those cool ladders. Yea, lions sadly don’t have the same body structure to do it dimwits. It’s like asking a whale to try and do a back flip over the water, it straight up can’t.

[@yuvrajrajput3001]

Lions can make lion ladder Now go an try to kill someone

[@Radish4221]

@@yuvrajrajput3001 wow, very funny. You’re just saying this as if I’m not making a joke.

[@yuvrajrajput3001]

@@Radish4221 I know that the whole debate was supposed to be funny but some pkmn fans treat it seriously and call lion supporters ignorant children Just consider the above person he's so much serious about lions

[@Radish4221]

@@yuvrajrajput3001 no, I’m saying I made a joke with the original comment. I never said anything about the debate itself. Sure, it pisses me off when people make the lion ladder argument because it’s stupid and physically impossible, but you really think I’d want to kill someone over it? And the “lion supporters” are ignorant for thinking normal lions can do anything to Pokémon, where like half of them can kill then with one attack or ability they have outside of moves.

[@JeezAlax]

"1 billion lions is a lot of lions" And the moon is fucking huge. Lunala over here is about recreate Majora's Mask.

[@dyonsanjuan7359]

Oh hell naw

[@shudeepta]

"1 billion lions is a lot" Yea and the universe has a lot of stuff right? Well whoops arceus just deleted and created a whole new universe

[@dilldawgbuffet]

I can vouch. The moon is fucking huge

[@fabiolagarcia1308]

​@@shudeepta i know this was four months ago, but talking up arceus is a moot point. if we go by the dex, victini’s presence alone will ensure victory no matter what. so between god and a pixie with cheat codes, we vibin.

[@jomama4237]

@@fabiolagarcia1308then how does victini get beat in the game? Pokédex makes no sense

[@dr.gigachad2955]

Pokemon enjoyer: *brings a valid argument* Lions enthusias: one billions lions is certainly a lot

[@zrothepangolin]

those lions will probably hurt each other more trying to run towards the one target.

[@dr.gigachad2955]

@@zrothepangolin but, its a lots of lions right?

[@zrothepangolin]

@@dr.gigachad2955 its a lot so the statement was correct

[@jellymiko2562]

Meanwhile Flying pokemons: ez

[@oliversmith3628]

I mean they're right 1 billion is a lot of lions

[@awesomeman2829]

If we're going off pokedex entries, if someone removes mimikyu's rag, all the lions looking at it will die.

[@s0vnds]

Or shedinja just turns around and takes their souls

[@mcknightmareb4u494]

I mean, not instantly, some of Mimikyu's Pokédex entries say that it inflicts a deadly disease, not that it instakills people. iirc, the one scientist that did die instantly passed away due to the shock, not something Mimikyu itself caused

[@eldritchomen]

@@mcknightmareb4u494 I mean, the disease (or as seen by meowth in the anime, a deep slumber) would still likely incapacitate the lion well enough for mimikyu or any other mon to kill any lion that looked at it so

[@josalynnbaeta1370]

you over here strategizing against 1 billion lions?

[@dandyman8525]

@@josalynnbaeta1370 I mean we don't need to pokemon has got this hands down

[@BoxuTrev]

Yveltal and Guzzlord on their way to have the greatest buffet of their lives

[@drperky2135]

Guzzlord: Looks like I'm eating good tonight

[@octavia.100]

He will eat them like how my son eats all the pizza in 5 minutes

[@-Vibez-]

“A billion lions is a lot of lions” Caterpie, bidoof and weedle: “look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”

[@bradleybaka9055]

FR😂

[@thatoneguy944]

You forgot Zubat

[@communadog7874]

@@thatoneguy944 the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@inzanedogg3]

Youngster Joeys Rattata

[@BoosterGoldest]

Idk bro, 1 billion is a lottttt

[@sandjgaez257]

“Arceus can literally delete all of the lions, or even the entire planet, from existence.” “Yeah, but that’s a lot of lions.”

[@infinitenamesake2370]

Yup

[@Parrtot]

"Yo Deo, you seeing this shit?" "Yeah look at those losers on earth"

[@Ow2dragon]

Mewtwo could just hover slightly above them and slowly kill them all off Same for nearly every flying pokemon

[@idontlikeyouman]

@@Ow2dragon but thats a lot of lions

[@nicerandomdude]

@@idontlikeyouman no no that’s a lot of lions bro

[@shishioaxsg]

“A billion lions is a lot of lio-“ My brother in christ, look at Shadow Mewtwo’s final move in Pokken Tournament

[@legg6221]

But a billion lions is a lot of lions though

[@AkeboHinode]

All obliterated by one move Albeit, it’s not a cannon move/transformation

[@InvertedHorizons]

Yveltals main thing is that when it dies, LITERALLY EVERY OTHER LIVING BEING ON THE PLANET DOES. Send Raquaza into space then let Yveltal get eaten

[@calvinhoek9412]

You don’t even have to send anyone to space, phantump is the spirit of a child possessing a tree stump, so it’s technically already dead

[@jomama4237]

How do you know that???

[@AvidBlahajEnjoyer]

@@jomama4237 dex entry, anime, and manga. Its signature move is like a hyper washed down version of it, so if we just scale that ~ 250x up wed get an accurate enough depiction of what happens when it just dies instead.

[@jomama4237]

@@AvidBlahajEnjoyer but who discovered that information

[@AvidBlahajEnjoyer]

@@jomama4237 Its… shown? In like, a scene?

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

Lions: there are 1 billion of us Bidoof: then it is a fair fight

[@kallmekrimson7868]

Make it infinite lions than maybe

[@guyrex213]

@@kallmekrimson7868 infinite^2

[@kallmekrimson7868]

@@guyrex213 more

[@creperie7]

@@kallmekrimson7868 infinite^infinity

[@bml5474]

@@creperie7 We still need more

[@Oinkert]

Arceus be like: Damn these Litleo and Pyroars are looking quite different

[@axeldiaz404]

Why'd they all turn blonde

[@clawmaster126noobhunter3]

Lions win because they exist😎

[@mydudedinglepop]

@@clawmaster126noobhunter3 got em

[@kaiphantomavery69420]

@@clawmaster126noobhunter3 then why Start this Debate if the Fight will never Happen lol this Debate in the Beginning was Pure BS and if it will somehow happen like The Billion Lions go to the Battlefield with the Pokemons Pokemon still win cause they have Abilities and Skills and they Have Intelligence and some can Fly and You people say Lion Ladder pls that will never work 1. The Lions will never cooperate or even kill each other cause it's the Law of the Jungle and 2. If the Lion Ladder somehow works it still won't cause the Lions below will die and will just Crumble until the Lions on top is the One remaining

[@endlexp466]

@@clawmaster126noobhunter3 1 billion lion don't exist either

[@XainArchives]

*repeatedly slams my head into the wall, seeing this stupid question again*

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

He’s probably just hyping up his own video on the subject, he even alludes to it with the Kyogre line at the start.

[@GhostSenpaiEdits]

the question is not genuine, it's a joke gimmick

[@Eagle-2448]

Exactly, it's so stupid to say that Pokémon win. Assuming game mechanics and a 1v1 battle (where there are 1 billion reserve lions and every Pokémon in one single long battle) the lions absolutely win by pure PP victory. The ghosts can ignore all the attacks they want but they'll eventually have to struggle themselves to death.

[@XainArchives]

@@Eagle-2448 *Laughs in Left Overs Steelix.*

[@Eagle-2448]

​@@XainArchives "A Pokémon with Rock Head will not take recoil damage, except when using Struggle"

[@Lilaclightning12]

Here’s 8 words: Geiko can help you save on car insurance

[@thebeaniekip]

Ghost types: "can they even hurt us?"

[@keylimepython641]

One one hand, yes, because they would know Bite. On the other hand, no, because pokemon are really tough in general.

[@Oracle2448]

@@keylimepython641 a lions bite would be normal type

[@Ari_178]

@@Oracle2448 he’s talking about the move which is a dark type move

[@Oracle2448]

@@Ari_178 omg, what I didn't know that bite was a dark type move. Not like I've been playing pokémon my whole life. Just lions aren't capable of doing those moves so therfore their bite would just be a normal bite, no typings on lions

[@fightinganimations1597]

@@Oracle2448 nope it would be dark type since in pokemon it's dark type

[@highchurro1545]

Arceus be like “ y’all hear something”

[@eelektricity6492]

Fr

[@josequiroz5902]

Can't hear Arceus because he is inside a pokeball that some child toss at it

[@SlowZetta]

Hopefully not a cement mixer from above

[@amosity2233]

@@josequiroz5902 so lions can throw pokeballs now

[@Red_Neck]

I heard you getting caught by a ten year old.

[@UltraBased_X]

Yveltal about to end their career:💀

[@tuncovski1181]

Eight more words : Rock types are immune to scratch and bite

[@tjmonkey5795]

Don't forget ghost type which is immune to every single normal type move

[@legg6221]

You really think 8 billion lions couldn't destroy a rock

[@legg6221]

​@@tjmonkey5795ghosts aren't real lil bro + bite is dark type + 8 billion is a lot

[@RealifiedRC]

@@legg6221just destroy the earth then what they gonna do breathe in space like Mewtwo or Rayquaza?

[@RealifiedRC]

@@legg6221how about literal diamonds then mega steelix has diamonds in its body no matter how many times the lions bite they ain’t gonna do nothing

[@Legithiro]

“There are like a dozen Pokémon that come cause literal apocalypses“ “Yes but a billion lions is a lot of lions

[@jellymansur6700]

A lot compared to 1 billion is an understatement

[@mion5160]

Have the pokemon merc yveltal and booom

[@themanthedan8710]

Lions win easily wanna know why lions are real

[@Legithiro]

@@themanthedan8710 if you’re gonna have that kinda mindset then you shouldn’t be part of the debate

[@themanthedan8710]

@@Legithiro it's a realistic mindset

[@ins4nerhorror600]

"Sir, this is Wendy's"

[@bilawalisgoku2838]

Lol

[@bigmanliam]

lmao

[@LoyaLPikmin]

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

Everyone gangsta until spinda pulls up with the squad

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

They’re all cool until guzzlord shows up

[@Star_rail_fan]

Mimikyu: takes off cloak. Everything dies.

[@octavia.100]

SO TRUE

[@Rocket_PC]

" A billion lions is a lot of lions " A few dozen gods is a lot of gods-

[@mult1versal]

a billion is a more than a dozen

[@Rocket_PC]

@@mult1versal the power to destroy planets is greater than the power to hunt zeebras

[@mult1versal]

@@Rocket_PC i ain’t seen no pokemon blow up a planet. lions eatin them up fr

[@Rocket_PC]

@@mult1versal mf god had to come down himself because the mere presence of a few legendaries was distorting time and space so bad the whole reality was in danger, and it took one angry legendary to achieve this, one angry legendary single handedly forced god himself to come down from his throne to fix it up

[@mult1versal]

@@Rocket_PC still loses to a 10 year old and lions can eat a 10 year old so lions win

[@dousha147]

Arceus be like : This is a good creature Let me make it with some attributes

[@kyranwhitehead2883]

Birth of Pyroar

[@axeldiaz404]

Lets make it a fire type, boom! there , now we got a pyroar

[@luznoceda9898]

Oh what a lovely creature lets make it have the power of the sun Solgaleo pops out

[@Wynautwhy]

Eight more words: the fat cat is faster than a jet

[@Alxercs]

Every flying type Pokémon with ranged attacks:

[@dio696]

Lion ladder:

[@NokoTheTaco]

@@dio696 How many lions does it it take to make a lion ladder? Is it stable? How would they coordinate it? Answer: A Lot, it is, they would.

[@dio696]

@@NokoTheTaco this guy gets it

[@Jw87563]

Togekiss with Serence Grace? Can't do shit when you're flinching every few seconds.

[@dio696]

@@Jw87563 you can't make a billion lions flinch

[@iTachixx230]

Regigigas: casually moves continents holding billions of people Him: “there are a lot of lions tho”

[@fork_king530]

But a billion lions is a lot of lions.

[@henrylj8020]

Nerd

[@SkyEcho751]

Okay, Using Regigigas isn't a good option to use for comparison. As it's a Normal type, it could easily be damaged by the lions. Now something like Giratina, which is the pokemon that represents antimater, is a better reference point. Which was supposedly banished for it's violence. And is also a Ghost+Dragon Legendary. Lions ain't got anything to deal with it.

[@fork_king530]

@@SkyEcho751 it's a ghost type so they could bite it

[@nakalimutanpalakol1660]

@@fork_king530 but a billion lions are a lot though

[@isaacomposer]

What if ditto transformed into a lion and pulled an “execute order 66” lol

[@HydroTV]

Ditto transforming into the sun

[@goobuh_]

There is 1 impostor

[@goddragon8637]

Yeah as cool if that is @@HydroTV ditto can't do that they can only transform into biological living things the last I checked the sun doesn't count.

[@russiangamer1667]

Execute order 1 billion

[@soggycheezit4239]

@@russiangamer1667 😐

[@amarnatha8301]

Palkia: i am experienced in killing well just disolve the atmosphere then nothing lefts

[@bonkers4life238]

Eight even more words:Lugia can create a really fucking big hurricane

[@legg6221]

Eight more words. Lions can survive a bit of wind easily

[@RealifiedRC]

@@legg6221lions cannot survive literal volcanoes and rocks or meteors can they? Even dinosaurs can’t

[@RealifiedRC]

@@legg6221+ don’t say in the anime Pokemon does nothing to children that’s PLOT ARMOR in that universe every single trainer has plot armor Only a few lions do, and lions such as Mufasa still DIE, meanwhile never has a Pokemon died

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

@@legg6221lions can’t survive a continent destroying hurricane

[@dannyblake9926]

Everyone: 1 billion lions is a lot Bidoof: ez

[@soulcyclone360]

The true pokemon god wouldn't need even 1% of his full power.

[@alstonyang6435]

Bibarel would need even less than 1 percent of full power

[@ripscrumble]

@@alstonyang6435 nope nope nope its nope nope you are uncultured bibarel is extremely WEAK

[@SmallBallsSmashMom]

He is not included, he a mega mega legenday

[@sixtenwestman7053]

Bidoof is op

[@circclegd6710]

"A billion lions is a lot of lions" Plot-twist, one of them was a Ditto, now you only have 999,999,999 lions left.

[@TheEggyOne]

Ooo now that's comparable to 1 lion

[@hakeembrooks7307]

the ultimate bamboozle

[@RENO_8406]

😱😳

[@ichgojo]

Actully they where all dittos

[@RENO_8406]

@@ichgojo well that's worse but what if only 1 was a real lion

[@REDscar9000]

victini: laughs in tepig

[@marcuslatrell8920]

One pokemon uses perish song and then the soundproof pokemon stall out the perish song while the others protect it.

[@legg6221]

Perish song would be drowned out by the noise of 8 billion lions

[@RealifiedRC]

@@legg62218 billion lions would die if Earth gets destroyed, arceus, victini, Rayquaza, practically any Pokemon god can do that

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

@@legg6221you don’t need to hear it to be affected. It automatically hits you regardless just because you are present

[@ONLY_RR7]

He makes a good point, a billion lions IS a lot of lions

[@alessiosancin654]

still not enough tho pokemon would destroy em

[@ovenfullofbread6512]

@@alessiosancin654 🤓

[@guus497]

@@alessiosancin654 He makes a good point, a billion lions IS a lot of lions

[@Nex123]

1 billion lions vs 905 pokemons.

[@alessiosancin654]

@@ovenfullofbread6512 "🤓" 🤓

[@handerborte97]

I can remember this conversation so well..... god damn it Pikmin 4

[@delan2920]

Lmfao yea the Alpharad among us vid. Still can't believe how Josh thinks that the lions will win.

[@Nekrosoa]

@@delan2920 Josh is so dumb smh

[@FloatingShorts]

What are you talking about? Ofc a billion lions would win.

[@delan2920]

@@FloatingShorts How? Pokemon are like magical beings that like have elmental powers. Lions are strong and fast but I don't think thet can take like a giga impact from a snorlax.

[@handerborte97]

@@delan2920 every pokemon has to defeat/kill 1 104 972,3756906 lions. So I might lean towards the lions because of share numbers. But, there are many stupid pokemon

[@bapbap1593]

Victini has literal plot Armor & the amount of lions is just a happy meal for guzzlord.

[@user-tl9zt7bp6m]

Water spout,rock slide, earthquake and mimikyu's real body: *exists* 1 billion lions: *no longer exists*

[@shortyprogaming]

Deoxys: Great I can finally show the humans I can be helpful Rayquaza: get yo ass back in that triangle

[@galaxy_show6680]

Also can a billion lions fly yeah I don't think so and so you know A SINGLE PIDGEY IF HAD ENOUGH TIME CAN TAKE OUT EVERY SINGLE LION IF TAKING IN ACCOUNT THE DAMAGE

[@extraterrestrial8888]

​@@galaxy_show6680 can pidgey learn a move with enough pp to take out a billion lions that is also a special damaging move? Lions can form a ladder and reach the pidgey if it sleeps.

[@normalguy-cg3sk]

@@extraterrestrial8888 pp is a game mechanic to balance out things in pokken tournament and auto battles is scarlet violet they don’t use pp

[@extraterrestrial8888]

@@normalguy-cg3sk it's still been a game mechanic for 25 years and for continuity's sake it should stay that way.

[@normalguy-cg3sk]

@@extraterrestrial8888 you didn’t got the point pp is just for game balance but it doesn’t exist in the lore of Pokemon so it’s stupid to think about “They are gonna run out of pp and struggle to death”

[@conrradotorres4653]

1 billion lions Registeel: Observation, today is a great opportunity for slaughter

[@UnviewedValo]

from legengary battle royale

[@KeshaWannabe]

Date a live reference or did the joke fly over my head?

[@Childestroyer]

Bro reyquaza boutta recreate the extinction of the dinasaurs😂

[@nalrendepaepe93]

@@Childestroyer nah that was gigantymax lapras with the ice age

[@amaterasumaster8781]

Also Registeel: Defiant statement: There is nothing you can do to me. Do your worst... Revolting

[@syan2240]

Guzzlord would just have a picnic

[@pokedactyl]

Steelix is a giant steel golem capable of creating deadly earthquakes, immune to regular real attacks (like a lions scratch ir bite), and can hide underground if it needs to recover (for some reason)

[@legg6221]

Earthquakes happen in the real world yet lions are still chilling. 8 billion is more than enough to destroy steelix

[@shadowhawkrine1947]

@@legg6221lions can’t survive regular earthquakes…your logic is massively flawed

[@Sacred_Cow]

Dynamax Snorlax after falling over: "where lion"

[@spinningkarma]

Gigantamax actually

[@aramisbautista6622]

Same thing it’s just one has a different appearance

[@rolebub2955]

@@spinningkarma same thing

[@calebk4232]

Too true, I forgot dynamax, and while gigantamax snorlax is good, we are forgetting the true heavyweight champ. Dynamax Wailord

[@serhumano3692]

​@@calebk4232 actually, looking at physics, wven normal wailord has such a low weight it would literally float on air because of it's density

[@John_Dark_Souls]

* arceus being able to delete anything with a thought * also arceus: that’s a lot of lions

[@wasntwas]

EXACTLY, I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE NEVER BRING UP THE FACT THAT THE POKEMON LITTERALY HAVE GOD ON THEIR SIDE! I just don't understand it...

[@amunnamed]

@@wasntwas to be fair. That same God can be conquered by a 10 year old. 1 billion lions are definitely stronger than a 10 year old

[@heckle9408]

​@@amunnamed Do 1 billion lions have a pokeball?

[@FRENCHIIIIEEEEEE]

@@heckle9408 LOL

[@gaylordrobinson4845]

@@amunnamed bro never played rock paper scissors

[@RickthePhanlay]

Yveltal and guzzlord be like ”One billion lions? More like mega giant meal to me.”

[@user-ed1bg5cs1z]

I forgot the Pokémon have to wait their turn 💀

[@temshopping]

"Fun fact: a billion lions is a lot of lions" Everyone: *"Fair point"*

[@bread7263]

I don't know much about pokemon types so im gonna ask How effective normal types are against ghost types?

[@coolturtle5116]

@@bread7263 doesn’t matter, a billion lions is a lot of lions

[@Zei-FFcs]

@@coolturtle5116 What if they attack each other?

[@tricky4230]

@@coolturtle5116 almost any pokemon that can fly can solo them simply for the fact that they wouldnt get hit

[@coolturtle5116]

@@Zei-FFcs lions are loyal enough not too

[@KillaCatzGames]

Imagine if game freak were to create a Pokemon with it's pokedex being something like 'it can destroy 1 trillion lions instantly'

[@zerogoodcontent7293]

This needs to be in the Pokédex for one of the new legendary Pokémons

[@sawyer5072]

Ok but what if there's a trillion and 1 lions 🤔

[@Mongus247]

@@sawyer5072 it says instantly so that means even with a trillion and 1 lions it would still happen instantly

[@Endershock1678]

@@Mongus247 What if the condition was it had to be specifically 1 trillion lions within a specific designated point her marked (like the planet), and if the numbernwqs off by even one, it wouldn't activate.

[@sawyer5072]

@@Mongus247 yeah but one trillion and one lions is a lot of lions and the Pokemon can only destroy one trillion

[@Contextdoesmatter]

Do people realise that rotom can turn into a literal MICROWAVE

[@Goobiechop]

Eight words: Pokémon has a literal god on there side

[@Nintendo_song-maker]

multiple gods

[@thekermitking9107]

the lions are atheist

[@jingof35]

They also have bidoof, the lions are the clears losers.

[@legg6221]

Lions aren't religious

[@gimmiK87]

Yveltal: A billion lions, huh? Looks like I’m getting a Jumbo Sized Life Energy Meal

[@darkentity906]

Yum yum 😋

[@hobogod0127]

Yes

[@Misogi_Kumagawa]

Kiogre can flood the world and raquaza can create hurricanes and I don't think they will live either one of those

[@herogamingz7754]

That I agree

[@oliver8738]

yeah but like have you seen 1 billion lions. that's a lot of lions

[@K_shirl3y0927]

Person: Ok Arceus, you have to fight 1 billion lions, Arceus: what lions?

[@deanachaeharsha-devore5967]

True

[@ixperium.]

He can just go back and make lions not exist.

[@K_shirl3y0927]

@@ixperium. that’s what I’m saying lol like he can make em not exist

[@Ambersupermancy]

@@K_shirl3y0927 was your comment a m.o.m reference?

[@LudicrousPanda-ky3kk]

@@Ambersupermancy Looks like it tho

[@jaichamoli7359]

Eight more words: A magcargo is eighteen thousand Fahrenheit of temperature

[@maggot_2]

a billion lion is a lot of lion has the same energy that those dads who slap walls to see if they're foundations

[@tylerthomas6494]

My favorite example of “the lions wont win” is Vanilluxe, who, when scared, spawn a fuxking ice age

[@calebwilson2270]

Mine is the fact that lantern emit more energy than the dawn of the universe. To be specific it's enough to dwarf the dawn of the universe

[@thatonemilkshake5495]

Mine is gigantimax snorlax accidentally tripping

[@RoughnutOHoulihan]

Mine is Arceus having the power of god and anime on his side

[@demonlorddiablo9759]

Im with lions cause Pokémon ain't real lmao Also Pokémon like magicarp stand no chance lmao

[@Noob-Animations]

@@demonlorddiablo9759 magicarp can jump INCREDIBLY HIGH and the force from it landing would kill some lions

[@NEONS-SHAPES]

"Ditto converting into a lion" LMAO 🤣

[@kaiphantomavery69420]

lol they better find the Ditto among them and Vote em out

[@evelynbalgua3326]

Lions: There's an imposter among us

[@we-donotknow]

Make that one billion an one

[@Tolkien-kt2hm]

Zorua zoroark mew

[@miner2789]

ditto be like "I am playing bolth sides so i can always win"

[@invincible_red....]

Shedinja,audino and carbink laughing in the corner 😂

[@legg6221]

8 billion lions laughing in the other corner

[@Tehhebe]

Arceus: hold my berry juice

[@AbsintMynd]

Here's 8 more words then: A black hole can be really fucking big.

[@TheStylishSpy]

Yes but a billion is a lot of lions

[@hasanrashid1618]

​@@TheStylishSpy but a black hole can suck planets

[@cristinagomez3283]

Here's another 8 words: a billion lions is a snack for yveltal

[@Guy-pj6vu]

@@hasanrashid1618 yeah but a billion lions is a lot of lions

[@Dragon-Dude]

8 words: lions normal attacks can't hit Shedinja at all.

[@LunchBox092]

Lions be gangsta until they tear Mimikyu's disguise off.

[@sorenrepo8554]

LMAO FRL

[@SkibiditoiletfanumtaxrizzOhio]

And eisecues ice face 🗿

[@thedastardlylizard5944]

Mimikyu is already dead due to the snail or the decal Yveltal

[@woofiwoofi6506]

that made me litarally slam my desk

[@ekiM2K]

But one billion lions is a lot of lions

[@tqxicb]

if there is 1 ditto they can mass populate 💀

[@thehero9441]

Any disturbing pokemon: ok so my pokedex entry instanly makes me win

[@Bichael_jimpson]

Arceus: what’s poppin? Also Arceus: *the lions*

[@marcynados]

There isn’t really any proof Arceus can delete what it creates and also it didn’t create lions

[@serhumano3692]

​@@marcynados ok, Arceus created a billion Registeels, literally made out of pure steel, having one for every lion, now what? Do lions win? Hmmm?

[@valttes1]

Meanwhile Solgaleo thinking which team does it belong to...

[@cloudysama404]

its a pokemon so it technically belongs in the pokemon side

[@goldenratgd]

@@cloudysama404 but its also a lion

[@NokoTheTaco]

@@goldenratgd its also the sun, and the sun has fought a billion lions before.

[@goldenratgd]

@@NokoTheTaco true. But that doesn’t mean anything. The sun is different from pokemon.

[@lugarespecial]

Pyroar too 😂

[@ScottsburnSuffolks]

Arceus: Am I a joke to you?

[@hamiltonow5214]

That’s a lot of lions man…

[@your.freind.charlie3586]

Ditto be like “I am one with the lions, yep”

[@Reversesans]

POV: Ditto becomes Arceus well hi brother Arceus but dat do be smart

[@Tf2scoutmain]

Tf2 spy be like:

[@aotisnotamasterpiece1880]

there is an imposter *AMOOGUS*

[@Lolliep]

Imagine a lion with a smiley face that looks like it was drawn by a toddler

[@t.jeggleston3141]

Jirachi: I wish lions didn’t exist 3 seconds after I stop speaking.

[@Mr.Duston]

Jirichi is my fav pokemon

[@Eterna_B0i]

Gardevoir and Jirachi could instantly win. Gardevoir: “I wish the lions all died” Jirachi: “Aight bet”

[@Yegros1972]

​@@Eterna_B0i but it's still a lot of lions

[@ditto9174]

@@Yegros1972 still all the lions disappear in one second

[@t.jeggleston3141]

@@Yegros1972 what’s a lion it doesn’t exist?

[@WiiPlayTanksEnjoyer]

If a meteor can wipe out most of the dinosaurs, which some were humongous, then I think one could get rid of some big cats. Draco Meteor away!

[@Master_Of_The_Void]

the lions form a practical cannon throw enough electrons at just the right speed into the black hole to completely break the fabric of reality

[@notdulo7068]

Arceus: WHO MESSED UP MY PYROARS

[@peysplayz1344]

Best comment, 10/10

[@ItsDragoonight]

10/10

[@pumkin610]

These are just regular roars

[@niranjan2063]

Meanwhile: pyroar being confused on which side it shld be

[@UnitedStates_50]

Yes

[@hinico3203]

It's gonna have an error

[@pumkin610]

Maybe all lions are pokemon 😢

[@Legend-xk6gf]

Victini be like : how can you forgot I never lose i am victory sign

[@SelfAwareStrangeGuy]

Victini solos

[@Riolunator]

Victini sides with the lions

[@MexicanMikuHatsune]

​@@Riolunator oh shit

[@Can-0-Soup]

V-create spam the lions.

[@donu-donu3075]

Victini is gundam

[@johnalddrumph456]

*Dugtrio enters the field *Dugtrio uses earthquake *Lions all fall into a fissure immediately *Happy Dugtrio noises

[@asquid3498]

The lions form a giant lion helicopter

[@GamingPython07]

i was thinking same with earthquake

[@trueblueflare]

Dugtrio.

[@izuhan4772]

@@asquid3498😂 im just imagining that one scene from villager news where they shoot villagers as torpedoes from a helicopter made of villagers

[@KxngKUDA]

The dugtrios feast upon the flesh of the lions that fall into their fissure domain.

[@GeggTheEggQSMP]

Arceus will just stomp his foot and boom half of the lion population gone

[@imherehello01]

Launch a Mimikyu, enough said

[@Jw87563]

Launch *any* ghost types, really.

[@imherehello01]

@@Jw87563 basically

[@irmatroll]

​@@imherehello01 oh wow i thought lions bite their prey but ig they use swords or something instead.

[@shayannecialfi839]

@@irmatroll Yeah but are they a Pokémon they wouldn’t have typing which means defaults to normal

[@irmatroll]

@shayannecialfi839 why would bite default to normal type? Do lions have normalize now? I thought they weren't a Pokémon and didn't have abilities??

[@KoregaKaed]

Arceus accidently deleting the universe instead of the lions:

[@milkuetea]

We don't even need to go that far, just take ANY ghost-type and they won't be able to damage it at all

[@KoregaKaed]

@@milkuetea true

[@Pro12op]

​@@milkuetea nice

[@flyingbanana2288]

@@milkueteathe lions die, and guess what? Now we have ghost lions to deal with. Ghost lions that can hit ghost Pokémon

[@milkuetea]

@@flyingbanana2288 psychic type

[@NeoCarl29]

Lions are just litleos without the fire type 😂

[@lorekeeper685]

They have normalize as their ability

[@dhanushs.s2093]

💀💀true

[@Magevast9]

This reminded me of a video where someone made a stat line for the lions based off of litleo and then did the math on how you could use the right combination of Pokémon to kill all of the 1 billion lions in one attack.

[@lorekeeper685]

@@Magevast9 wollfy did some wrong similar before

[@copyshark2093]

You mean pyroar?

[@MrTixPlayZ]

Ultra Necrozma & Arceus: So.... We Gonna Do Something Or No?

[@pietrofaraldi8387]

Lion: we are a lot Wailord crushing them for accident

[@nevaiscollins9440]

Pyroar: mating with a female lion in the background

[@dONeTtOda]

Female? Edit: if you guys didn’t know I was trying to make a joke but fine

[@ethansantiago9031]

@@dONeTtOda I know right, "they" just assumed that "lions" gender! Put that human to the stake! I hope I'm not being speciest by assuming this possible humans species🥺

[@JayMenace61]

@@ethansantiago9031 FRRR LIKE LGBTQ BE WHATEVER YOU WANT QUEEEEN LIKE YASSS QUEEEN YASSS GIRL EMPOWERMENT OMG GURLL

[@BANHHAMMERS]

@@ethansantiago9031 like dude they weren’t upset bc the op said female lion lmao, they were just questioning it

[@smdll22]

@@ethansantiago9031 are you a troll

[@Nathan_p68]

Arceus: "Give me a second" *Reverses the entire creation of the universe*

[@HER0_]

Yeah, it’s a bunch of large house cats against literal gods

[@Max_Power_]

Not a valid Pokemon move, so Arceus can't do that.

[@Nathan_p68]

@Max Power Well, what about the move that a lot of pokemon can learn, Hyper Beam, a literal death laser

[@neko880]

@@Max_Power_ regi eleki, tapu koko, zapdos: hehe discharge go bzzt

[@Max_Power_]

@@Nathan_p68 A death laser that would kill a very little amount of lions and only has 5 pp.

[@00_BRUHH]

Here's 8 words: Dusknoir can send their souls to his belly.

[@perfeitoni]

If you are a catholic, then lions have no soul, cause they're irational animals. I still think pokemon would win easily tho, just think the "no souls" argument is a funny point of view 😂

[@acm-gs6bl]

1 sheer cold and every lion is gone

[@Moon_Of_Dreams]

"Sir, This is A McDonalds Drive through."

[@jackjasper5437]

Lol

[@TheGoldenX08]

No Sir, This is A Wendys Drive Through

[@Viznity-]

Arceus: “maybe i should destroy the universe and move onto another one.”

[@mondes9688]

Lion ladder

[@emmitt0ther297]

@@mondes9688 TRUE

[@Viznity-]

Lion ladder more like Lion….. dead …. yea

[@mondes9688]

@@Viznity- you're understimating the lion ladder

[@golden._.8506]

@@mondes9688 It's not understimating it's knowing that the bottom lion would get crushed under the weight of the other lions until there are like 10 lions, and also the lions wouldn't even do that since they would probably fight each other to death

[@Jake88377]

Willkins when u dont drink wilkins coffee: hahahahaha now do you see your error?!

[@painlesschunk]

1 billion lions vs every ben 10 alien species: The lions have no chance at all.

[@ryanfitzpatrick7041]

Ditto becomes a lion and blends in.

[@lavenderedits4627]

I like how is comment is just funny unlike other comments which are just arguments...

[@davision4932]

Ditto: If you can’t beat ‘em join em.

[@toxisatsu]

The ambitious crossover sequel to TF2's Meet The Spy.

[@Amalgam369]

Mewtwo:This lions are pathetic

[@blood8204]

Wailord be like I use the move splash

[@_G.C]

Then people start getting ridiculous with it, like "oh the lions can just create a stack and dwarf them"

[@methatswho6299]

That bottom lions shoulders would be STRAINED

[@_G.C]

@@methatswho6299 That and the fact that stacking wouldn't accomplish anything. If all of the pokemon that can learn psychic do it at once, they can lift the lions up, clump them into a ball, then slam them onto the ground or just lift them as high as they can before letting go

[@methatswho6299]

@@_G.C They could also use Earthquake. Since it attacks everyone else on field it would (theoretically) hit all the lions, and I doubt that many would easily withstand the earth rupturing and cracking beneath them.

[@Thenews75]

Am I the only one thinking that there will be a lot of infighting on the lions side

[@PIKIBURGER]

God could kill them

[@rosamarialaursen7879]

A pokemon uses earthquake to wipe out the lions

[@Aaaaarrrssssooooonnnn]

Lions, on earth no one has turned the entity cramming count up.

[@RemboidBacon]

"1 billion lions is alot of lions" moves that can hit more than 1 pokemon: you underestimate my power

[@otryhardly6271]

Surf moment

[@asgrid9938]

Earthquake be like:

[@stfuioncare2520]

Voltorb hitting Explosion 💥

[@M1chaelisOnline]

A dragon type boutta use draco meteor

[@asgrid9938]

Fire types like Slugma who are straight made of fire: 😂💀

[@ZXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Arceus: i dint create this Also Arceus: might as well delete them

[@hussainyt6274]

Thats what I said lol

[@anitaanita7854]

*_"they are not ones of my own, therefore they do not belong"_*

[@click_here_for_free_robux]

lol arcus is weak shreninja can end the world

[@anitaanita7854]

@@click_here_for_free_robux shreninja?

[@click_here_for_free_robux]

@@anitaanita7854 yes bro if tigers dont crit that guy they are ducked up

[@Nerose.1s]

Yveltal's honest reaction:

[@henryharper9550]

Hoopa can teleport them in the sky and then drop them all at the same time

[@Neh287]

Other people: “kyogre one shots” Me: “ya know Aceus is like *god* “

[@oliversmith3628]

Arceus lost to concrete lmao lions are stronger than concrete

[@Edit_ut_]

@@oliversmith3628 bruh

[@Edit_ut_]

@@oliversmith3628 you didn't even watch the legend arceus did you and that arceus was heavyly nerfed and suppressed

[@oliversmith3628]

@@Edit_ut_ But the Pokédex entries are fake as well, so which arceus is it?

[@sargentmeow8305]

Do we still count dynamaxing or mega evolution?

[@dementedbison5086]

Arceus: * becomes thanos and eliminates half of the universe *

[@Brentt5]

But that would wipe out half of the pokemon

[@turtlepower7191]

A necessary sacrifice for victory

[@Thatguy-mu5mn]

@Pain you forgot 3 zeros

[@CommonJ676]

@@Brentt5 Indeed, only half VS all the Lions. Ggez