Can you beat Skyrim if a RANDOM ENEMY spawns every 10 seconds?

[@DougDoug]

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[@niko-dg8cg]

Gamb

[@marymclean9579]

Hi

[@sebafer2719]

Hi doug

[@sethhw7691]

Oh my god notifications actually worked!

[@xHyperflames]

Hi

[@bluespherestudios8702]

"Oh it's Nazeem! He's fighting Spiderman. That's helping... I think." Top 10 anime redemption arcs.

[@austinsnell515]

Lmao

[@Aydee2020]

He's actually fighting Bully Maguire

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

when movies get made from fan fiction.

[@aidenbelanger7867]

I love this community

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

@PermaVisionTV Wait what really?

[@DreadKiwi]

"Hey you, you're finally awake." As thomas destroyer of worlds spawns and inverts the cart.

[@Applz101]

I thought of Thomas the Train from pbs kids first and that just made it way funnier XD

[@Applz101]

Me now after actually watching the video : 😳😂😂😂

[@monke7919]

Hey you your finly dead

[@genericchannel4910]

It's actually freaking Gordon from thomas and friends.

[@phearamax4146]

“Trust me, I am very, VERY awake.”

[@LoreLunatic]

A sentence I NEVER thought I would hear, "Oh, Nazeem is saving us from Spider-Man!"

[@warhawk3450]

@Golden Grainnz "Santa is saving Skyrim from Nazeem" Edit: another possibility is: "I'm saving the game to make sure I can get away with killing Nazeem"

[@blightedadmiral7006]

KZbin kids be like

[@Xavior12]

@Mr Grimmbo Thanks for telling us that

[@nekozimo]

Lmao ikr

[@PirateDuck06]

@Mr Grimmbo Wow! Very informative!

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Giant Nazeem be like: "Do you get to the cloud district very often? My head is there permanently."

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Ok, that's good🤣🤣🤣!

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

The Prophecy Of The Head God

[@inbredbanana8156]

Pretty sure his head was already there with how inflated his ego is

[@damienearl1310]

@@inbredbanana8156 "Ever been to the ninth cloud district?"

[@josephmurphy417]

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia that's what they called my ex in hs

[@zach11241]

Giant pissed off Walrus is chasing down your horse drawn carriage..... “This can’t be happening!”

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

''This isn't happening''

[@aienma6660]

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull Walrus: *huffing's has he wobbles forward* Oh its happening

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull "Watch your tongue! You're speaking to walrus stormtusk, the true high king!"

[@CuriousLumenwood]

“This driver is incredible” The driver got killed by the first dragon Doug.

[@pigeon_the_brit565]

@PermaVisionTV dont click it, its a scam

[@Splinkus2]

I read this as I heard this driver is increidble

[@rileymeister7793]

that just makes it more impressive

[@meghanachauhan9380]

@@pigeon_the_brit565 the great pigeon

[@pigeon_the_brit565]

@@meghanachauhan9380 I am the greatest Pigeon! it seems when i originally commented, the post was completely different lol. so I think I was hoodwinked

[@pumaplays6143]

Can you beat Skyrim without Nazeem asking you if you’ve been to the cloud district?

[@flameofphoenix5998]

No, its impossible

[@zxydissimo]

every 10 seconds ? fuck no

[@Paralellex]

Oh, who am I kidding. Of course you can't.

[@lank5582]

hippity hoppity he's not gonna stoppity hiskity haskity kill him before he can askity

[@losnfjslefn8857]

Sure. Just snipe him from a distance before he can say anything.

[@xdflame7712]

Short answer: no Long answer: well yes, but actually no

[@neikrodent]

well no, but actually yes*

[@lokikeltie3567]

@@neikrodent well yes, but actually no

[@ABIGD0G]

*long answer: nooooooooo

[@abishamcdonald6795]

@@lokikeltie3567 well no but no but no but no but no but actually yes

[@AeyakS]

@@neikrodent I'm pretty sure it would be right to say "well yes, but actually no" because it is implying that yes, you can beat the game, but beating the game is so infeasible that it wouldn't work out The other way around: if you say "well no, but actually yes", you are implying that no this is technically impossible, but by some humorous outcome, you get something of what you wanted That's just my interpretation of it. Depending on how you view it, maybe either saying could be right.

[@TinfoilGargoyle]

“No titan has breached the wall for centuries” Nazeem: “Do you go to the could district often? Oh, of course you don’t”

[@G-THE-KIDD]

KIRAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE FOUND OUT YOUR IDENTITY

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU]

Oh hey its kira!

[@CheeseYourself]

1:25 "Hey, you. Finally awake." pretty sure anyone would be after that, ralof

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Cart: *gets flung up into the sky* Ralof: "Hey, you. You're finally awake." Dovahkiin: "You fucking think!?"

[@Nicholas_Steel]

If I woke up to this I'd think I was still dreaming.

[@psltmtir]

Bible on animals: and Noah brought two of every animal in the world into his arc. DougDoug: *NAZEEM*

[@gavart4509]

Bring in the two bears to maul the youths

[@Luci_Diavol]

And like seven of one species

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

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[@top20bruhmoments80]

@@ashadeofstupid1329 Usually I would be upset, but its actually a good video, lmao.

[@hackergaming6372]

And beat the crap out of every single one of them

[@FrostyFyre]

*Entering outer orbit:* “Hit a bit of a speedbump but we’re fine”

[@jejeakle]

If you’ve ever ridden in the back of the bus on bumpy roads, you’ll know it’s accurate

[@kristyandesouza5980]

Idk man, it's a 3 star review for me

[@15oClock]

*Cart turns into merry-go-round* DougDoug: "Theoretically, we could still get to the main quest."

[@JeffDavis-jn9ff]

"No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening!" As several things chase the cart

[@ThatGuyNyan]

"Can you beat Skyrim ?" more like "Can you survive the Skyrim intro sequence? "

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of his "if i say dragon then ten dragons spawn." "this intro really seems to DRAG ON."

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

@@ericb3157 deez nuts

[@parknplay8328]

"It looks like the game is actually working normally I think" - DougDoug, moments before he realizes the games is not working normally at all

[@flameofphoenix5998]

Can you beat skyrim, if a random console command gets executed every 10 seconds

[@TuberoseKisser]

I doubt it'll be truly random since some of them will force quit the game or will guarantee crash.

[@LeCheckmate]

Technically yes, because a console command finishes the final stage of the final quest, beating skyrim instantly.

[@superlocke8259]

@@LeCheckmate Did he not literally just do that in this video?

[@crabruler1590]

@@superlocke8259 It was a joke pretty sure. I have no clue what you would code for that to happen. But then again, I don't code.

[@LeCheckmate]

@@superlocke8259 Is that what he did? I thought he just cut a clip of Alduin dying in there. Haven't played Skyrim in like 5 years, but iirc using the setstage command doesn't actually move you. Just tells the game that you finished a certain percentage of a given quest.

[@oceanman4166]

"Nazeem's saving us from Spider Man." - Words no one ever thought they'd say or hear

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

DougDoug: “It’s like Jaws.” Me: “You’re gonna need a bigger cart.”

[@jedimasterwatto5356]

Doug Doug whenever his carriage is completely flipped over by a huge monster “oOH We hIt A lItTLe bUmp IN tHe RoAD ThErE”

[@askeletonsgooch3979]

Sounds like my moms driving

[@ilovecairns5181]

*Carl

[@scoutcoker9813]

Thomas the Train: *emerges from the sky and crushes doug's skull* Ralof: "You're finally awake"

[@genericchannel4910]

It's not Thomas. It's Gordon unculturred swine.

[@G-THE-KIDD]

True....

[@JSRFModCentral]

@@CoelacanthJane no that was Henry

[@alexanderthegreat4460]

Me: Has a near infinite amount of more productive things I could be spending my time on Also Me: oooo a new Skyrim challenge, I got to watch that now

[@firetarrasque4667]

At least you aren't watching the original stream like me lol

[@gaelsdaddy2341]

It's productive if it makes you happy

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

@@gaelsdaddy2341 That's actually scientifically true, as long as it isn't self harm

[@Westway.21]

*Flips all the way over "Bit of a speed bump here"

[@JacobTALE]

Naw just a pebble

[@Big-Eich-für-Parlament]

[Verse 1] *Ahem* Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little twat? [Verse 2] Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing That makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? *ting* Spoken: Have some more caviar [Verse 3] Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like an niggly, tiggly, shitty, little, tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! Conker: Your butt? GMP: My butt! Conker: Your butt!? GMP: That's right my butt! Conker: Urgh GMP: My butt! Conker: Eww! GMP: My buuuuuutt! [Verse 4] [each line is carried one pitch higher] Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@catsareyes6446]

*Spawns Nazeem and dog* “We’re getting friendly people.” Are you though?

[@kayleecaca]

nazeem being one of the spawning possibilities really brings it all together.

[@thingbingus1134]

"Hey you. You're finally awake."

[@mr_flannels9632]

I just woke up lol

[@brokenpebble7492]

@@mr_flannels9632 lying is bad

[@thewanderer93]

GET ME THE #### BACK TOO SLEEP!

[@jackaboy1328]

Imagine that then a dragon spawns...

[@ImInUrAzz]

@@thewanderer93 your existence is futile your life is worth not and no one has ever experienced the chemical reaction of love around you your life is broken but twas never fixed a shell without a person inside a husk not one of the full people consider you alive this will break down your shell and eventually it will break and you will release your anger but by that time no full person will be left to care. - Sincerely me

[@nani7610]

I like how normal for Skyrim is having your cart do 50 barrel rolls as 2 guys talk

[@driano359]

“Can skyrim handle this?” Skyrim at the first 10 secconds: “I yield! I yield!”

[@danielfaress9879]

Beware Elder Scrolls Six Could Have These Bug's Don't Be Laughing lol

[@kingkurasaki4095]

@@danielfaress9879 I’d be disappointed if it didn’t

[@kingkurasaki4095]

@@danielfaress9879 If I play a Bethesda game I want the full experience lol

[@Big-Eich-für-Parlament]

[Verse 1] *Ahem* Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little twat? [Verse 2] Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing That makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? *ting* Spoken: Have some more caviar [Verse 3] Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like an niggly, tiggly, shitty, little, tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt! Conker: Your butt? GMP: My butt! Conker: Your butt!? GMP: That's right my butt! Conker: Urgh GMP: My butt! Conker: Eww! GMP: My buuuuuutt! [Verse 4] [each line is carried one pitch higher] Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@DottaNatural]

The whole of Tamriel doesn't need to fear Alduin, because there is something much more dangerous out there than the world eater. And it's the Dragonborn DougDoug.

[@zach11241]

The Dougborn?

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

@@zach11241 The Doug-onborn

[@aymuhspunj]

There he is, chaos incarnate, the Dougdougborn.

[@TakeMoneyMilla]

"hey, you're finally awake" (spawning Karstaag) "FUCK"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"You were trying to-God dammit, not again!"

[@lncomus]

6:20 You are the only person on earth who would say something so optimistic in a situation like that

[@TenchixRyoko]

"This is fine"

[@ignaciogonzalez2929]

Doug: Or the most deadly enemy, Nazeem Me: OH NO NOT NAZEEM

[@TheSpinkels]

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

[@Tyty0526]

“even the most dangerous animal, nazeem”

[@djneffii]

5:23 thomas just hovered like a spaceship and then hyperjumped away

[@sblackknight_yt1146]

Accidentally Fus ro dah'd himself

[@Gwc8080]

Doug: Man these speed bumps are crazy *Does several corkscrews and gains air time*

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

Out of all the videos out there, this is definitely a Skyrim one.

[@8bitsokomame]

This is definitely one of the ones I have ever seen

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Cant wait to see the video where everytime he says a Skyrim unit it spawns it, that cheese was amazing

[@xavierfaust9417]

Random cheese death.

[@alessandroboserman641]

"Spawning bears"

[@mr.potato]

"oh" ... "SPAWNING BEARS"

[@checkyhuf]

spawning cheese

[@rtrt0789]

"Ok time to revisit Skyrim i missed this game so mu-" *giant Nazeem spawns and starts fighting spider man* "Aight imma head out"

[@yazanalj1975]

6:20 *Game literally shitting itself* "I mean theoretically we could still get to the main quest"

[@zennyvassallo9949]

This man is god. He hit 1M and Now hes spawning a random enemy every 10 seconds.

[@Grimpo96]

I stumbled across your channel when I got recommended your “If I say Dragon, Skyrim spawns a dragon” stream. The creativity of your fans to get you to say the keywords to spawn things is amazing.

[@spookyjohn6543]

Ralof: "Hey you finally awake* The carriage: *proceeds to backflip*

[@imtired6241]

I laughed so hard everyone in Sovengarde thought I was using shouts

[@Emil_Stoltz]

(Said in the way that shouts are said) Ha... Ha HA!

[@guidojacobs2002]

It's still too stable. Can you beat Skyrim if a random unit of a random size spawns randomly between one second and ten minutes?

[@meghanachauhan9380]

Dear god my pc just had a heart attack parsing your comment

[@guidojacobs2002]

@@meghanachauhan9380 How random.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

This is less buggy than my PS3 Skyrim.

[@guidojacobs2002]

@@eleanorcooke7136 That isn't saying much.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@guidojacobs2002 not really, no.

[@pickleopal9137]

This is one of the most RANDOM video ever

[@pickleopal9137]

I am hilarious

[@rowcookie3925]

*Videos

[@poemsbypoetry]

Welcome to this channel lol

[@pattfromwiisportsresort8566]

Your mom

[@rowcookie3925]

@@pattfromwiisportsresort8566 Is the Patt a typo for Matt

[@alexbraaten420]

3:17 I love how the epic Skyrim music crescendos as Doug pans the camera to the horse running headlong into a wall.

[@The-JAILOR]

4:38 "Hey you, you're finally awake." *cart does a 360*

[@someguyyouprobablyneverheardof]

i love that you’re taking more control of your schedule so you’re not forcing yourself to stream or work when you really just can’t. it really shows with the videos being higher quality than usual.

[@dianbee]

"Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh of course you don't, you're dead from all these random enemies."

[@RoboJM]

Doug there was a bear incident near me and your tutorial helped me survive.

[@nicolee2516]

I love that Ulfric is just eaten in one bite 😂 like "oh we don't need him for the quest do we" YES he's the true king of Skyrim 😂

[@Underworlder5]

and that is how the empire won the war

[@Scaadaasc]

More like the true snack of Skyrim XD

[@Garathon]

Doug - "It looks like we ran over a saber cat" Saber cat - *goes extinct*

[@cattatron]

That intro fits the meme template of “how my parents got to school” alltogether too well

[@rimthestew254]

*Suddenly a freaking dragon spawn That thief over there : "Damn you stormcloak! Skyrim was a quiet place"

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Damn you, stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine until you spawned that freaking dragon!"

[@stickylungs]

I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched the entire video yet Edit: I now know that it is possible

[@emmanilsonb]

Have you finished it now?

[@hduagvoe1764]

Ok

[@givemeanonion]

well you are wrong

[@halt1931]

5:10 "I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits." ...Yep!

[@angrykagg421]

This had me crying from laughter.

[@magiv4205]

The part where all the horses and carts spun violently in unison fucking destroyed me lmao

[@KingToniaaS]

my mouth hurts from smiling all the time

[@jessicadias5014]

Deadly Nazeem is even funnier when you realize his voice actor also plays Hisoka in HunterxHunter

[@roberth4395]

7:37 and this is why I am subsribed. This is the best 2020 KZbin moment, just sayin

[@realkingofantarctica]

4:32 Even in Skyrim, Clifford is still a hero.

[@sidlooney2943]

Congrats on a million, I was overwhelmed with joy when I saw you hit it and I can’t imagine how happy you are, but congratulations!

[@gabrielravier8114]

Last time I was this early he was playing golf with a boat

[@thewanderer93]

Boat golfing is the best sport, change my mind

[@theentertainmentchannel7766]

I can’t, it’s impossible

[@darthvader4384]

You are Doug. Doug is you

[@thegingenesis6552]

(Horse carriage spinning at Mach 10) “So we hit a bump in the road”

[@heiloloheimir]

Congratulations for hitting 1 million subs!!! Absolutely deserved. Can’t wait for 2 mil 🥳

[@Thedeathster]

Finally done with the unus annus stream so I can finally watch this... but ill need to come back to it since I'm a bit sad now.

[@abstractsophy]

keep looking around we need to find the person who asked

[@Thedeathster]

@@abstractsophy I can't believe I've finally been hit with the "nobody asked" dead meme. I feel honored, and it was on a comment I made while sad and delirious at 1 am a month ago. Wow.

[@mr.admr1016]

Cart: Flips over Doug: Dont worry its a bit of a speed bump.

[@LLubrae]

Congrats on 1M Doug! Been watching you since GTA!

[@joshuariggleman4791]

*Spiraling out of control* “Bit of a speed bump”

[@jcsmans718]

Drives into a wall and then a bear hits you off a cliff: bit of a speed bump!!

[@jackfelder2560]

“No. This can’t be happening! This isn’t happening!” Couldn’t‘ve said it better myself.

[@axeleyy]

Me: May I go out? Teacher: You should have gone to toilet while break The toilet while break: 8:06

[@N_Grimm]

1:18 I started to realize that something very dangerous was on its way when the theme song started kicking in

[@IHaveBadWiFiBro]

Okay I've been watching your stuff lately off and on and imma subscribe, it's lit 😂

[@Lux-os6nl]

*Dragons spawning and hell breaks lose* "Eh still is a 5-star review"

[@jstuckless]

You are Doug. Doug is your name.

[@kananis768]

He is doug doug he is

[@a.person1805]

yes.

[@anthonyhall317]

Imagine: "can you beat skyrim with kaarstag spawns every 10 seconds

[@nordic7453]

no.

[@matthewkoger2001]

“hey you’re awake” “bit of a speedbump here” *does barrell roll

[@heybra1216]

Doug Doug, snap outa it, you are not Doug. You are Carl.

[@claudemiles9543]

Him 3:06 it seems the game is working normally as a gordan the DESTROYER OF WORLDS is in the background

[@TigersCheerios]

I know this isn't at all related but to anyone that sees this Memento Mori Unus Annus

[@Hey_Im_Lyn]

Memento Mori good sir

[@TenchixRyoko]

Memento Mori

[@sud1881]

Memento mori

[@complimentbot7015]

Pog

[@micaalexandermusic]

I'd love to see if you can beat it by starting the mod after the intro. Maybe random enemy after a random number of seconds?

[@nutifafakpe8453]

Doug’s new video:Plz don’t call him Carl Chat: **Hi CaRl U lAiR!!!!**

[@xdogrp9867]

People who do that is so mean so please don't do that if he want to name Doug

[@CoralReaper707]

Thank you Doug Doug for helping discover me how broken Skyrim truly is.

[@Nova-iq2ox]

“Can you beat skyrim if nazeem spawns every 5 seconds?” should be a challenge

[@lucashurpia7474]

6:12 EPLEPSY WARNING! be careful!

[@beastofgames9548]

Lol

[@thegamingott3236]

Hey DougDoug. You sir, are Doug Doug.

[@BelegaerTheGreat]

That's what I love about Skyrim! Even the beginning scene is actual gameplay, nit some film!

[@johnbeddows2149]

Holy fuck it's the pick of Destiny

[@arch_volatile6462]

*entire cart flips over* "oop, bit of a speed bump"

[@Michael-ll6px]

Quarantine challenge: take a shot every time he says “random.”

[@mos_thoser1886]

That’s called alcohol poisoning

[@jj_hoolio]

I love you, Carl- I MEAN DOUGDOUG. YOUR NAME IS DOUG. YOU ARE NOT CARL.

[@kadachi2959]

There is 2 dougs one for each other

[@neonlights_12]

"No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening"

[@gazzwars5355]

Already seen the video but came in late to say congrats on 1M subs Doug! Jesus christ, you deserve like 10 million. Your content is probably the best on KZbin, possibly the most entertaining gaming content I have ever seen with a level of consistency that I genuinely didn't think was possible until I found you. Keep doing what you love, because we all love it too.

[@returningbuyer8667]

Title should be can you beat the intro to Skyrim if a random enemy spawns every 10 seconds.

[@nerckia8030]

6:04 Me and the boys at 3am and i am high af so they just looking wondering if im good

[@gavinfaulkner9873]

4:45 gets sent flying "bit of a speed bump here"

[@Cuestrupaster]

Quick answer: Yes if isn't the Death it self spawning, also know as Chaurus Reaper...

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Not too hard to kill

[@spacegame4462]

Its been 4 hours and people disrespect doug by saying he is karl or carl he is doug do not even say that YOU ARE DOUG

[@afjer]

The intro sequence being constructed with NPC navigation commands, action triggers, physics, and simplistic faction logic makes for a bug-prone intro.

[@afjer]

Most game cutscenes are pure animation with NPC logic disabled to avoid stuff like this.