[1088] MASSIVE Altor SAF ("Strong as F***”) Bike U-Lock Picked

[@Legendarial]

"Before we even start picking, I can tell you the chances of this being picked on the street, are essentially zero." greatest praise from LPL I've ever heard

[@PikachuComments]

It’s like Gordan Ramsay telling you your food looks or tastes amazing

[@Jearper]

@@PikachuComments No no it's the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay saying "well that was not half bad", you just take your praise nod and walk away lol.

[@MINIMAN10000]

The weird thing is... physical security seems to be security through obscurity. With the right tools you're just choosing a few numbers which can be figured out and bam done. In the world of computers it's a unique number where each number means nothing unless you have the full set resulting in the inability to solve it. Physical security doesn't seem to have that and it's perplexing.

[@MessOfThings]

That's going to be the new name of this lock.

[@valentijnsnelder4684]

It won't get picked on the street because you're not supposed to bring it with you 😜

[@JonatasAdoM]

You heard it right, LPL's desk is far more dangerous than the streets.

[@not_herobrine3752]

Not to mention his armory

[@popsicleman1834]

It's literally lock hell

[@zickykane5206]

For a lock, there be no place more dangerous.

[@AiOinc1]

@@zickykane5206 What about his garage? That vice is surely a more dangerous look for them than just his desk.

[@kinderjoker]

This is a pretty funny comment. 👏

[@NameNaameNameeNaamee]

If your lock sends the LPL down to the garage for a few hours, you nailed it.

[@elinetzer1577]

🤣🤣🤣

[@s3dchr]

I just imagine the manufacturer crew sweating, watching this video, and then they start cheering and hugging each other like in a space mission film.

[@blackopal3138]

@@s3dchr ??? Y? Their baby just got destroyed.

[@gatsbyexpress]

Because their lock meets his extremely high standard and respect compared to the pile of easily pickable ones out there making bold claims they can’t back up

[@thorham1346]

@@blackopal3138 Only after spending a few hours making a specialized tool.

[@Dakurar]

This guy really crafts his own tools like a videogame protagonist going down a tech tree.

[@Karboooo]

bronze age unlocked

[@captainfry245]

he invented the unbreakable lockpick

[@supermegadong7597]

I think you are projecting what you like into the video

[@Dakurar]

@@supermegadong7597 No dawg he literally did that.

[@supermegadong7597]

@@Dakurar yes but you like a lot of people online always compare real events with video games it’s pretty cringe like those guys who go “woah just like GTA””dude he’s filing his taxes like GTA”

[@xpatzorsx]

"The chances of this being picked on the street are essentially zero." At the Altor factory floor, an alarm goes off, sirens ring out. Men hug, tears of joy stream down their faces. Bottles of champagne pop, the factory becomes a post Super Bowl victory locker room party.

[@rerun578]

...and confetti streams from the ceiling...

[@GustafXI]

the celebration can be heard from several blocks away

[@thegravyboat420]

Blimps, bands, the entire company gets 1 month paid vacation

[@Gman240]

Meanwhile, at the local stock exchange, investors are shocked to see this company's stock rising so fast, and they sell their homes to buy it.

[@yvan2218]

But of course 1 meter apart since they practice social distancing given that they are a responsible company

[@EliasKaydanius]

"The biggest and heaviest bicycle U-lock made in the world" well, it does look kinda big i guess.. *Hand moves on screen* HOLY HELL

[@notTheDutchBoy]

Same here

[@raymondwu9506]

looks like a small chonky lock until anything else is shown next to it

[@Gnarlf]

yeah, exactly.

[@teardowndan5364]

Yup, didn't really have a sense of scale until then. Too bad it still got picked just as fast as anything else that is better than a MasterLock once LPL came back from his garage with his home-made tool.

[@Rwededyet]

I was wondering why it had such dinky little keys until his hand came in

[@jacobbest8533]

"My desk is not the street" The sheer power in this statement alone is incredible

[@josephmonrroy1877]

Left me shook!

[@brokeandtired]

Finally a lock company that actually get gives a f***. The fact it requires a specialist tool only made by one man, makes this worth the 300 Dollars as a home lock.

[@heart0fthedrag0n]

@@MoulayC.-qv3rn left me wet

[@NeoTechni]

He's streets ahead

[@shadowmountainexp]

the skreetz is my desk blap blap skkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[@dave-in-nj9393]

there's only one person in the world who has the needed tool a few hours later, there are two.

[@JonXuereb]

Was it a doctor who sonic screwdriver reference?

[@tendividedbysix4835]

I thought that too haha, but no, it's a legit lockpicking dude who shares the name. @@JonXuereb

[@BenRelle]

Well, the person he names makes the tool for sale. It costs EUR600 (plus delivery and taxes, depending on where you are). So if you want to pick a USD300 lock, then you need a EUR600 pick. The thing you're looking to steal better be worth it.

[@patchesm]

"There are literally two people I know of that could pick this lock in less time than someone cutting through the bike rack, and I'm one of those people" is the safest I've ever felt.

[@satxcho]

What if the thief notices this on the street watches the video as a tutorial?

[@dielaughing73]

@@satxcho If they then go and make the necessary tool by hand (note LPL did not describe it at all), then practise for hundreds of hours, I think they deserve to get the bike. This guy is so highly skilled he makes almost impossible feats look easy.

[@Qingeaton]

@@dielaughing73 Like watching a pro on guitar playing a piece of junk and making it sound good.

[@ExTechOp]

I was lucky enough to get a demo yesterday from Jaakko F. on opening Abloy locks, so I'd say he's a third one. But indeed, picking is a very uncommon way to attack a lock in real life.

[@svis6888]

@@dielaughing73 Did you said that if someone learns how to pick and make its own tool he deserves to have what he picks? Like if he picks a bike he deserves the bike??? Really??? Or I just misunderstood? Because all I understand for now is that you can steal things if you learn how to pick and make you own tools...

[@BFedie518]

LPL: "Disc detainer core" Everyone: "Say the words!" LPL: "I don't have a tool that can pick this." Everyone: D:

[@marshallfischer3667]

That must have been this lock companies happiest day ever.

[@u.v.s.5583]

I'm gonna use the tool that no Bosnian Bill but I will make in my garage.

[@neoplan6116]

@@marshallfischer3667 Altor CEO has a big grin in his face LPLs garage enters the room... CEO "uuurrgggg...."😂

[@swatmajor1]

SAF: "Oh, you are approaching me?" LPL Garage: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

[@penfold-55]

Why won't that took pick it open?

[@JoneZ736]

They would steal the lock instead of my bike

[@RAREFORMDESIGNS]

I was going to say that........but I knew someone probably already said it. Ha ha

[@Pronchonche]

You're thinking of using this for a non-motor bike ?

[@Fine_i_set_the_handle]

cuts bike in half with angle grinder to steal lock

[@Kartenhouse]

Funny story, that actually happened to me a few days ago.

[@brazeiar9672]

Thanks to the cashless scrap metal act that shouldn't be a problem :) Otherwise yeah, just steal the lock and sell the metal.

[@IgorRyltsev]

The only problem is my bike is cheaper than this lock 🔐 😆

[@gabbagooba298]

hello verified man with more subscribers

[@Hawk89gt]

And it weighs more than my bike…

[@BirkinIdk]

i feel like this would be good for someone that has a super expensive bike but can't bring it inside.

[@1119benjamin]

The lock costing more than the bike doesn't mean you can't use it. How much is a stolen bike worth compared to one that is secured? That is the value of your lock/security system. The most secure bike is the cheapest (worst) bike with the most expensive (best) lock!

[@velizarmitrev7510]

Yea, at this point the thieves will be better off sawing through the bike and stealing the lock. 😆

[@nemiesis]

I didnt see how big the thing actually was until his hand moved in the shot. Damn

[@MrXtacle]

Same! It jolted me a little when it came into view!

[@billionai4871]

I only understood when he brought out the other bike lock

[@burriedlight]

I taught that oh its just a little bad lock like some other bad bike locks but when i saw his hand i was like Ok Ok Ok Ok dat big boi lock

[@TheGerudan]

Yeah, I was like "Damn, those are some small keys...OH MY GOD!"

[@novadestroyerthesundestroy890]

I know right

[@baguazhang2]

"Due to overwhelming demand, the SAF Lock is currently out of stock and is back ordered until December". I'd guess this video was one of the reasons they're sold out.

[@wileecoyote5749]

They only have 5 in stock at a time.

[@pauliiizweipunktnull]

@@wileecoyote5749 that's because those locks are that massive. Black holes are generally considered unsafe.

[@Zantetsu13]

It takes time to melt down a whole bike and turn it into a lock.

[@PanduPoluan]

@@pauliiizweipunktnull ... "Black holes are" I totally lost it there 🤣🤣🤣

[@bloxer9563]

@@Zantetsu13 huh

[@TheMrVerbal]

"one person in the world makes a tool that can pick this, and he makes them by hand." So I went out to the shed for seven hours and made my own....

[@Dzurky]

the flexing with this one is strong

[@goodvillain2962]

i thought it was going to be bosnian bill.

[@avman2cl]

That's usually how it goes

[@sr-tn6gl]

his skills at maiking tools are as impressive as his lockpicking skills. This tool is absolutely perfect.

[@A.Clifton]

It looks like a professional grade tool, even. This man is not to be underestimated lol.

[@MessOfThings]

That's not a bike lock, that is how you lock a cargo ship to the dock.

[@Rujewitblood]

All right for a motorbike lock I guess, since you don't feel the weight

[@Geckoreo]

just cut off the part that the lock is attached to dont bother trying to pick or cut the lock

[@Fella_friend]

@@Geckoreoor saw off the body that’s it’s connected to and repair it later

[@Geckoreo]

@@Fella_friend either i dont understand what your saying or you just said what i meant

[@preferableyoutuber5481]

​@@Fella_friend Are you speaking from experience 😂

[@DavidFrostbite]

_"Theres only one tool in the world that can pick this"_ Whoah, is this going to be hard? _"SO I MADE ONE IN MY GARAGE"_ Ah. There it is.

[@romusa10]

I had the same reaction but i saw the video only about 4 minutes lol

[@jacobfaller6406]

I'm impressed he mad either in the garage. It looks so good like it was machined

[@rtyboy]

@@jacobfaller6406 I think he does have some machining experience and work stations at his home, not sure if that's how you say those things but I'm not really knowledgeable about the topic

[@何正尹]

@Aleks Stanislavov Jim Jefferies once made a snide comment about gun owners. "None of you give a shit about home security. None of you go to home security conventions. None of you read Padlock Monthly. None of you have a Facebook picture of you behind a secure door going, “Fucking yeah!” Now we have LPL, who literally stand BEHIND a secure door going 'and as always, have a nice day, thank you.'

[@titaniumdrivetechnologyco.8325]

A lock that cannot be opened by a tool! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHy1oGxtg5aDgKs kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqe2mYNtp86Fp6s

[@JokerSleuth]

"That doesn't look that big" *Hand comes into frame* "...that's a giant lock"

[@NiftySquares]

Where does that even fit without warping some part on a bike?

[@22beesjustvibin67]

@no u this lock is used to lock up God's bike

[@ArthurKhazbs]

Big black lock

[@ezriderzzr7104]

That was a WTF!! moment.

[@shubham4845]

@@ArthurKhazbs 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@anperson8329]

I checked their website and the company that makes this actually does refer back to this video.

[@itsthatguywolfi3307]

Because if the lockpicking lawyer says its a yes then you are bacically accepted by god (Not english so dont be mean bout my spelling)

[@fort809]

ItsThatGuyWolfi your comment has perfect grammar, bruh what

[@jonasgrill1155]

@@fort809 "you are *_bacically_* accepted by god" but yeah, his grammar is great. My native language is English, and I probably spell words worse than him.

[@IceX92]

This is one of the rare video that LPL praise the lock. So it's definitely an achievement

[@bobkaster1]

I mean, when I look at a lock the first thing I do is check to see if LPL has picked it.

[@Draghtnim]

his house is like the starter mission of a thief game, where you get all the tools to see how they work

[@TheFlyingNostril]

His house is also the last stage of the game, where you return after completing everything only to find that you become the old man that trains the next young thief.

[@PixelByte404]

@@TheFlyingNostril It also serves as the final boss to break into, only to reach an empty house and the realization that you must take up the mantle as the next old man

[@sharonsabu365]

Lock: costs $300 My bike: costs $80 Me: Profit

[@harryriches1225]

Shazza Boi big s t o n k s

[@ratnakarsurya3043]

Using bike to secure ur lock.

[@NonsenseTreasure]

I would break the bike to steal the lock

[@ethancushing3398]

Nugroho W. Sadly a 3000 dollar bike still would weigh around 20-17 pounds you’re looking at 10k plus for a bike that light source: work at a bike shop

[@PixelCC1]

stonks

[@peelzboyplays6089]

LPL: "The chances of this lock being picked on the streets is virtually 0" Altor: "We did it, boys! We finally got him!"

[@luisthedriver8708]

😂

[@camiloherrera9268]

LPL : but my desk is not the street

[@anantanupam3]

2 mins later: oh shit

[@novousuarionaoidentificado]

I think that would be the BikeThievingLawyer. His cousin with the TikTok account.

[@stirfryjedi]

Raises and beers for everyone :-)

[@Denis-the-menass]

Imagine buying ultra-light carbon bike and attaching this thick boy to it

[@suiblade.]

Imagine carrying it

[@fallbranch]

Imagine a thief taking the lock and leaving the bike.

[@stevek8829]

In the Netherlands where everyone rides a bike, bike thieves keep all bike weights equal. This because the lighter and more expensive the bicycle the heavier the lock.

[@breadiboo]

thicc*

[@tomkandy]

Sheldon Brown used to joke that all bikes weighed 30 pounds - you either got a 28 pound bike with a 2 pound lock, or a 20 pound bike with a 10 pound lock.

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

So how do we defend against angle grinders? ALTOR: *Just make the shackle too big for angle grinders to cut through it*

[@TheDreadedJuggernaut]

The aluminum is actually the best part about it. It'll completely destroy an angle grinder, ruin the blade of any saw, and is too big for any bolt cutter to get through. It'd be like trying to eat a jawbreaker you can't even fit in your mouth.

[@kjfuson92]

@@TheDreadedJuggernaut it wont destroy the grinder, and there are aluminum cutting wheels. Granted, youd still need a big one, and a few of em, but it could be done. But is it worth it?

[@balmorrablue3130]

@@kjfuson92 forget is it worth it do you have enough time? I mean that’s gonna take a while and be really really obvious surely someone will run you off or call the cops lol

[@iansediting]

@@kjfuson92 That's the whole thing with theft protection. Don't be the easy target.

[@AlejandroMonteagudo]

I have out-brute-forced your brute forcd

[@emiltettli8253]

Imagine being the one kid at school that uses this lock on his locker

[@bwaaaaaaaaa]

that would be hilarious

[@owenclough7156]

it wouldnt even fit through the loop is has to go through

[@carkindozin]

Theyd have better luck just punching the door

[@Rabushikku]

Owen Clough woooosh

[@pannenkoekspek]

Death giveaway you are the school weed dealer.

[@gerickollarena]

LPL: "The chances of this being picked on the street is basically zero" Altor HQ: "Sir, our sales suddently tripled!"

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

Me: **Looking at my almost empty bank account**

[@AlbertLebel]

Gericko Llarena Yes, I must try one but I probably can’t afford it.

[@rafijoarder]

I wouldnt think they sold as many in the first place but after this vid, some more sells should actually triple it.

[@pokeygalaxy]

LPL sells me on locks. I only buy what he says is good.

[@shreyasaaron5438]

*suddenly

[@Byebyekitty98]

When he said “my desk is not the street,” I felt that

[@bob15479]

That hit different

[@NoNORADon911]

I spilled some beer on the floor for my dead homies.

[@thomasmcelroy5785]

it was the understatement of the year

[@workout9594]

Holy shit the second your hand came on screen made me realise truly how MASSIVE the lock is

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

LPL: takes 1 and a half minutes to pick the lock Altor bike locks: I see this as an absolute win

[@sithlordzach8418]

1 and a half minutes to pick, and uncounted hours designing and fabricating a custom tool.

[@Andy-Mesa]

Indeed, it really took several hours to pick if you include fabrication time, and who knows how much research before that.

[@M90thYou]

And that was someone who had the opportunity to look at the key to design the tool.

[@zilvoxidgod]

It took him 61and 1/2 minutes because he spent an hour making this pick. If the LPL needs his workshop to open this, it's pick proof.

[@venturoes1912]

@@sithlordzach8418 I mean, try picking a lock for 1 and a half minutes on the side of the road lol, by the time you are done you will have gotten caught several times..

[@maddogames]

The titanic called, it wants it's anchor back.

[@alexandruirimia4147]

😂😂😂😂

[@Vladimir_Kv]

Titanic crew called, they want their pantry lock back.

[@apotato8076]

I think the Titanic is it's own anchor by now...

[@David-jt9nt]

@@apotato8076 ouch

[@bibbytenbillion]

@Writer B.L. Alley i mean hasn't it been a hundred years at least

[@androidrandom9979]

"I emerged several hours later" ... with this IRON MAN SUIT made in CAVE with a BOX OF SCRAPS

[@denniskennedyjr.9128]

AndroidRandom haha

[@mast3734]

“LPL MADE THIS TOOL IN A GARAGE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.”

[@westcoaststacker569]

"I'm sorry, I am not LPL"

[@whoami1449]

Best scene in whole marvel universe

[@jamesparson]

And I am Lock Picking Lawyer Man. [snap]

[@richardmorris8902]

Ok. Not gonna lie, he said he contacted "Matt Smith in the UK" and my first thought was, "Oh shit! He's breaking out the sonic screwdriver!"🤣😂

[@mrmrmeta3698]

Bwaaaaahaaahoohee

[@IgnusIncubus]

Fuck, I thought the same thing

[@simpletoastvibes]

DUDE SAME

[@jasmeralia]

That's too funny!

[@Minirow]

2023: "So the bike rack and bike lock are both insanely tough, so in this case it's easier to just cut through the planet."

[@rdizzy1]

Cut through the bike frame, remove the center piece you cut through, then weld it back on when you get home.

[@JasonZakrajsek]

rdizzy1 That would remove any value the bike has though.

[@amaryllisnightingale6309]

@@JasonZakrajsek not the value of the lock though 🧠

[@pk10006]

@@amaryllisnightingale6309 Welcome to 2020, we steal the lock and leave the bike.

[@ARSaVaGE2626]

@@JasonZakrajsek Well maybe you just want to use it yourself, then it doesn't matter...

[@StardustRains]

No pick, so he made his own Of course Why would I ever expect any less

[@NutjobGTO]

OF COURSE! ... Great, now I wanna see LPL as Raul Julia's Bison

[@PjD-pk1fg]

He's a genius.

[@scottcrawford3745]

And for a homemade/ handmade pick, it's absolutely Beautiful!!! Stunning piece of brass hardware..!

[@HariSeldon913]

I'd like to see a video of him creating the pick.

[@tomasgoes]

On only a few hours, may I remind you. And it is prettier than any other picker you will ever find.

[@TheChannelOfNonsense-j4m]

Man: Guys, I sold my bike. His friend: Why? Man: So I can get this sweet bike lock.

[@wetwater90]

Wear it on a chain like Flavor Flav.

[@HiImKangarou]

At that point, it's easier to just mug the owner. "You'll never break my bike lock." "Damn you're right. Guess I'll just stab you and steal the key." "Wait-"

[@nurrahmanpurwanto2976]

*stab!* *stab!*

[@Lazarus7000]

In the world of computer security, this is called "Rubber hose cryptography" -i.e. you hit the guy with a rubber hose until he tells you the password or w/e you need to get in.

[@DevilsVideos1]

@@Lazarus7000 There's an alternative referred to as "thermorectal cryptoanalysis". Guess what it's about :)

[@todddouglass870]

@ Hi I'm Kangarou! A common theme in KXCD comics (comics for nerds) is how a $20 pipe wrench can beat most any computer security system! Similar concept.

[@thepip3599]

@@todddouglass870 Do you mean XKCD comics?

[@TheMewgen]

Holy shit this is the only time I've ever heard him say a lock was good.

[@edlaralara]

but is masive and i dont think you can lock the bike to thick poles or whatever

[@robertkesselring]

He's also had good things to say about Bowley

[@JohnDoe-ji5wg]

@@edlaralara It's prolly good for motor bikes

[@trban8r]

Look at Bowley and the ERA Fortress

[@Nerdnumberone]

It's secure, but you wouldn't want to have to carry this damn thing on the go and it costs hundreds of dollars. For its purpose of locking up an expensive bike at home, it works, but you probably want to use something lighter to carry with your bike, like a Kryptonite U-lock with a reasonably good core.

[@smaller_cathedrals]

I love how casually he slides in the fact that instead of cutting the lock, thieves could more easily just cut down the bike rack. (And then take the bike to a shop where more appropriate tools are available.) Goes to show, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

[@UnknownGamer40464]

take a bike to a bike shop with a lock attached... I feel like that's a huge red flag.

[@nutbastard]

@@UnknownGamer40464 Not a real shop. A chop shop.

[@nullmark5429]

Well, even given a rack or anything alike which can't be cut easily (maybe one works in an evil overlords lair and somehow has a high pressure OF2 pipe to lock the bike onto), just cutting the bikes frame is still an option. I mean, a bike worth enough to justify such a lock is probably worth enough to do so just to sell the parts.

[@Guffy1990]

@@nullmark5429 They're usually galvanized steel. Nothing fancy. In fact, pretty easy to cut. Not sure where they'd make a tungsten carbide bike rack, or why you need oxygen difluride involved. The bikes' frame is still going to be the most expensive part, what's the point cutting the frame when everything else is still easy enough to take off either with a quick release, or a small spanner?

[@noxious89123]

Yup! A company called Almax makes "uncroppable" chains for securing motorcycles. However, if you don't chain it to something immovable, the theives just pick your motorcycle up and put it in a van ;_;

[@carltonbanks1439]

Recommended by the LPL, sales goes through the roof.

[@ForeverMan]

at that price ? dont think so

[@FergyB20]

I think he ment the new tool?

[@wileecoyote5749]

Maybe in the next month or two as views pick up maybe 1 or 2 sales.

[@jonathonbridges9625]

You think folks who can afford a bike worthy of that care about the price?😂

[@bertjedekat]

If your bike is like 5k this is an okay lock i guess for the price

[@PteropusAlecto]

I started the video and thought "that's a big lock" and then his hand came into the shot and it was like 3 times bigger than I originally thought.

[@TalonPro]

You know, she never said that.

[@playgroundchooser]

An ultra rare lock that LPL likes. It's huge, strong, and expensive. It has a core so unique LPL had to make his own tool to open it. *Video is still under 10 minutes!*

[@matthewr6148]

To be fair, he didn't show any of the process for how he made the pick. That probably took a while.

[@stuartd9741]

Still impressive he was able to make the tool. In a relatively short period of time.

[@4kirb]

Correction, the tool design is based on and very close to identical to HuxleyPig69 / Matt Smith, it's not his tool.

[@austinm.9832]

@@awdksdlsjd no he made it himself based off Matt's pick.

[@boiledelephant]

Okay Altor, you've made your point. Now put that core in something we can actually use.

[@brunobucciarati834]

Exactly

[@altorlocks]

We are open to suggestions

[@trevjackson4276]

@@altorlocks what a boss response

[@user-xn8ku5tl7t]

@@altorlocks a 15kg pad lock

[@npc6817]

@@altorlocks a bike lock that doesn't cost more than the average bike could be a good starting point

[@martinrc80]

Its 2020, bike racks better start stepping up their game now!

[@ZenoDLC]

And reduce more places for homeless people to sleep

[@wb5mgr]

Bike racks should be made from a U shaped piece of 3/4” hardened rod encased in a 2 1/2” galvanized steel pipe filled with pea gravel and fiber reinforced concrete. Be hell on grinder wheels...

[@rawovunlapin8201]

@@ZenoDLC who needs a bike rack under a bridge???

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@rawovunlapin8201 More importantly, how did 290+ people forget what year it was?

[@_______3678]

And the bike racks near me can just be lifted out the ground

[@SuperfluousIndividual]

"Just cut the bike frame instead. We can weld it later." - Every thief faced with this chunk of metal, ever.

[@averageoutdoorsmannz2015]

enter electric bike with battery stored in the frame, followed by excessive sparks and a fire that doesn't go out for days.

[@FernandoHernandez-jw4yy]

Good luck with that if the frame is aluminium or carbon.

[@TheFlyingNostril]

faced with this lock I could see a thief simply destroy the bike out of spite.

[@howard5755]

I'd be the petty fucker that steals your seat. Have fun with that.

[@magicmagicman]

When the lock is more expensive and bigger than the thing its locking up.

[@ThatGamerBlue]

tbf some bikes are 10k+

[@szymonmalota3894]

Ye but most ppl have a bike less than 1K

[@roanv]

@@szymonmalota3894 Yeah but most people don't buy 300 dollar locks¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@szymonmalota3894]

@@roanv that too, but if you're gonna buy a 1K+ bike you might as well get a good lock with it

[@extreamemineing]

people tend not to lock 10k bikes at the side of the road though

[@yesmannoman454]

I love that they have even put this video on their website for it showing that it is not impervious it is just hard to do

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

More to show that one of the greatest lockpicking masters had to make a custom tool, took over a minute, and said it was virtually unbreakable. It’s like if Mike Tyson said he wouldn’t want to fight somebody, they’re a monster

[@el_misto]

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange its like if Stephen Hawkin looked at your homework and said: good job kid

[@cloverb6265]

I had to check. Holy shit. They did and it's fucking awesome. They also wrote "The LockPickingLawyer says "the chances of this being picked on the streets are essentially zero". Watch as he picks the SAF Lock with a pick he custom made himself because there are no picks commercially available for the SAF Lock.".

[@ArnsteinBjone]

I wonder how much they have to pay LPL for using that video commercially...? Or, is that under some "fair- use-rule..?

[@mozxz]

@@ArnsteinBjone To be honest, he seems like the kind of guy that, if asked, he would just let them do it, Maybe the only he payment he wanted was a SAF Lock or other products they make

[@mirkomueller3412]

First impression: When your Hands come in sight it looks like a small child is touching the lock.

[@texpatriot8462]

Mirko Mueller I was thinking the same thing.

[@jTempVids]

wow...lol.

[@charadremur333]

Wait... maeby it is!

[@ThatSlowTypingGuy]

The Altor SAF is the kind of lock we would joke about as kids when the larger and larger U shaped bike locks started to come out.

[@CsQ_RandomRepository]

"The chances of this being picked on the street are essentially zero." That sounds like an LPL seal of approval!

[@Taeufler]

I think that's the first time I heard LPL compliment a lock (maybe he did it in previous videos i haven't seen yet). i wish there where more locks good enough for him to praise. Yes i count the facts that he had to build the tool and said it´s unlikely that anybody would cut through the lock as praising it.

[@garda_5010]

I checked the lock web and they did put that words as their seal of approval. They sound so proud of it.

[@AKhan-zx8gx]

Taeufler watch the one with the squire lock. He liked that one.

[@point-five-oh6249]

I expect some kind of security with $300+ worth of a lock. Hell if it was so easy to pick it, you may as well just go get a cheap Master Lock from Walmart.

[@stephen9894]

@@point-five-oh6249 maybe not. Most thieves nowadays don't have any skill which is why even high end locks don't have particularly great cores; they just need to survive neanderthals brute forcing it.

[@eyescream5313]

I like how they actually state on the lock it's STRONG AF.

[@mgfails9274]

I think it means more than that. Strong AF, secure AF, safe AF

[@lockpickinglawyer]

Maybe, but the end of their indigogo video just says strong. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Rapscallion2009]

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evo FQ series were similarly named...

[@uhye1]

@@Rapscallion2009 how so? is it F-ing qool?

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

@@Rapscallion2009 Also the Shelby GLH and GLHS.

[@_superintendent]

So this thing bascically says: “Don’t cut through me! Cut trough the bike!”

[@RobeonMew]

(edited)

[@klsad]

@@RobeonMew prob edited some typo

[@iiflash8508]

Glowstone Dust yet he still has two typos...

[@fireaza]

Kinda defeats the purpose of stealing the bike if you've had to cut it in half in order to do so. Unless your objective is to be a dick, in which case, mission accomplished!

[@mikejohnstonbob935]

cut through the bike rack this thing is secured to

[@tuckergregory]

"My desk is not the street" Petition to make LPL's desk into the street

[@Lpvapp]

Fucking signed this faster than the sun doing its fusion.

[@yeahhyouvish]

If you hit that thing on somebody's head, they're probably gonna die.

[@coldnapalmFJ]

Like a hammer

[@FokkerBoombass]

Antifa's #1 choice.

[@duffpaddy3996]

That's not what she said

[@MrHitmancheg]

@@FokkerBoombass please, those wusses won't even be able to lift the damn thing.

[@slyseal2091]

Berkeley wants to: *know your location*

[@NiftySquares]

"How do we make this lock theft resistant?" "Make it C H O N K Y AF"

[@USS_ESSEX_CV-9]

They dealt with the problem that I deal a problem go so brute force and overkill that it's really just stupid if you play ark I killed a alpha giant squid thing with like 50 level 200 sarcos or something to that effect it lasted all of 30 seconds if I recall correctly it was like a level 70 I just brute force my way through a problems and it works usually but that's because I brute force so hard that there's really no amount of resistance you could put up in the first place that's what altor did here is they just brute forced their way through the problem

[@insert_username_here]

@@USS_ESSEX_CV-9 kinda sad that you expect people to care, but you do you.

[@KorekFrost]

*C H O N K

[@danksanchez4324]

@@USS_ESSEX_CV-9 cool life story want to tell me about how you got married next?

[@PavementFloor]

@@danksanchez4324 *This chapter is yet to be unlocked.*

[@toinebles]

"I'm going to be using the tool that I made myself without Bill"

[@xFucur]

Being a disc core, why didn't he use that tool he did with bill? I don't understand. Instead he create another one. What.

[@amcconnell6730]

@@xFucur The one he made with Bill isn't long enough to reach the discs on the lock. The discs are buried too deep inside the thing.

[@SurotaOnishi]

@@xFucur I don't know much about disc detainer locks but just by looking at the tool, I can tell it's pretty different from the tool he normally uses. Therefore there's something about the core of the discs in there that's shaped differently or arranged in a way that his normal tool wouldnt work. Either that or the core is just tucked so far back in the lock that his normal tool can't even reach the discs

[@piotrnapora5810]

@@xFucur It's too short

[@thegravyboat420]

I think this disc detainer core has to be tensioned from the back so thats why that piece has to go all the way to the back of the lock

[@bsn0730]

This has to be the most positive review for any security device I've seen from LPL

[@thearabianmage]

LPL: “I think this is a good lock.” Altor: _”Money money money money._ . . _Mooooney!”_

[@Just_a_user3]

Is that the Monty Python song?

[@notjustforme]

@@Just_a_user3 sounds like Shane McMahons gimick entry song ;)

[@annapashley6143]

Simply Red?

[@johnholland9371]

@@Just_a_user3 everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, it's accountancy that makes the world go 'round...

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Money on my mother fucking mind

[@KizmoJr]

LPL: I dont have the tool to pick this Everyone: D: LPL: ...So I went in my garage and made one Everyone: There he is

[@cooldude2251]

"The chances of this being picked on the street is essentially zero" Me: Impossible

[@sketchesofpayne]

Balderdash!

[@ArchangelExile]

Malarkey!

[@MemoriesAreLost]

Hogwash!

[@iHasCaek]

horse hockey!

[@onesekcbagel5119]

Challenge Accpeted

[@BobTheHatKing]

The fit and finish of that tool totally does not look like it was made in a garage. Well done, LPL!

[@JohnW118]

LPL's garage is a machine shop.

[@willjosephson]

"But my desk is not the street" ...you have no idea how thankful we all are that this is the case.

[@andersjjensen]

Nice one! :D

[@pvic6959]

if youtube ad revenue stops, everyone bikes are going ot be stolen in a night

[@samg.5165]

"My desk is not the street" Gigachad.

[@1520074]

Imagine riding your bike uphill with this on.

[@lindphoenix2849]

S.A.F will be Slow as F***

[@theglamthropologist]

its 13 pounds, thats not really that much lol

[@dudeonbike800]

@@theglamthropologist apparently, LJboogie has never ridden up a hill with groceries!

[@Noodlepunk]

I got panniers so I'll just put it in them.

[@altorlocks]

If weight's a concern, our APEX Series are some of the lightest locks on the market!

[@SwissplWatches]

LPL is fricken Batman…. Goes to garage, builds tool, picks lock. Amazing

[@rugvedtipare4005]

*"My desk is not the street"* - LockPicking Lawyer 2020

[@影-j7f]

Hm yes the floor here is made of floor

[@sampathsris]

His desk is orders of magnitude dangerous than the streets. It's where the pinnacle of efforts from world's best crumble into dust.

[@pvic6959]

thats the most badass thing ive heard him say

[@wisconsineaglesfan7925]

If he keeps going in his ex's backdoor, he might be on the street. But I am sure he could find a way into somewhere if that happened.

[@are3287]

Thousandth like lol

[@jonburnage8424]

“...it’s almost always going to be easier to cut the bike rack.” 🤣

[@ws8061]

He couldn't just let the lock have a tiny bit of shine lol

[@davidluftig4644]

"the chances of someone picking this on the street are basically zero" I nearly fell off my couch. I thought I never would here this. , Then. "...I think they've accomplished thier goal. ." Best understated compliment ever. And I have a very expensive eBike that I only use for commuting. Will seriously look into this after lock-down ends. Lol, have to find a better bike rack.

[@Secretlyanothername]

They might still steal your wheels, saddle, bars etc, just to spite you. Locks are only ever an adjunct to security. But this is the best of its kind.

[@madnut666]

I have nowhere to attach this monster to on my expensive ebike

[@stevensteve6617]

At $300 for the lock you could just replace the stolen bike :p

[@dannywhite648]

Moral victory

[@christophelemaire4551]

It's a very uncommon comment made by LPL, meaning that this product, while expensive, is worth the money if you have a precious bike to protect.

[@chicobicalho5621]

After the "street picking" commentary and the conclusion note, I could see the entire board of Altor slapping themselves on the back, smiling and popping champagne bottles, while commemorating big future sales. Hey, the LPL can be good news too!

[@deluxeloy]

"Hm, that lock looks chunky." [LPL's hand enters frame] "OH."

[@greendryerlint]

"He's heading for that small moon.." "That's no moon!"

[@MsHojat]

I was thinking "hmmm that lock looks pretty small despite being TAF", but then I saw the hands and noticed that it's both big _and TAF_

[@jahwerx]

A unicorn: A positive rating by LPL

[@denisrhodes54]

CommieTsar so does the core

[@georgew.9663]

People don’t cut this lock off the bike, they cut the bike off this lock

[@ingvarhallstrom2306]

You stole my comment.

[@spheghetilover]

Ingvar Hallström boo hoo no one cares

[@sebastianjost]

@@ingvarhallstrom2306 it's not hard to come up with this on your own. Many people have similar ideas.

[@oliverm.2118]

SimulatedScience yeah, LPL even mentioned it in the video itself

[@Kitchen6419]

I remembered watching this lock on what'sinside channel..... They did the same thing cut the bike

[@DarmaniLink]

thats the highest praise I've heard on this channel

[@Omar-em7rl]

honestly, if he takes more than a minute to pick it, we got a winner of a lock, this one took 1 minute 28 seconds.

[@chocolat917]

Extra points for needing to make a handmade picking tool

[@Vincent_Beers]

Technically it took hours, he had to make the tools first

[@the_kombinator]

Why is a minute the benchmark? Is that the owner's spidey sense-to-reaction time of "oh shit someone's stealing my X, better go do something about it"?

[@Vincent_Beers]

@@the_kombinator Because he's an expert that has unlocked 99.9% of the worlds locks in under 1 minute. So the few that take him longer than that are typically going to be beyond the skill of any average person trying to pick the lock. Also at a certain point it becomes easier to break through with brute force. Any lock is only as good as what it's attached too and a high end lock only escalates someone to find another break in method anyway. Anything can be broken into with enough time and the right tools, locks are simply one layer of deterrent.

[@Omar-em7rl]

@@Vincent_Beers well said.

[@generalsecrecy7917]

"Designed to have a shackle wider than an angle grinder, making it impossible to break" is the Red Army principle of lock design.

[@lorenzolabanca5613]

If we throw enough people at their bullets, they will eventually run out of bullets.

[@Oegonblick]

The ISU-152 of U-locks.

[@hohladych]

@@lorenzolabanca5613 ratio of Soviet and German troops losses is 1.3:1. What kind of throwing people at bullets tactic are you talking about, brainwashed degenerate?

[@SgFlaxy]

@@hohladych Actually it's 3:1 or 5:1 depending on the source and either way you should probably remember which one of them won the war. Also you are the one who is brainwashed.

[@hardstuckbronze5880]

Sg Flaxy yeah that ratio sounds about right if my history teacher wasn’t lying to me about history

[@tbobinson]

*sees keys dwarfed beside the lock* “Eh.. they’re probably just small keys” *sees LockPickingLawyers had in comparison to lock* “Oh. My. God.”

[@IronBran123]

LITERALLY MY REACTION 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiyenin]

*hand

[@cookiecraze1310]

H a m d

[@blwhpenguin]

Fr

[@jskratnyarlathotep8411]

King Size Lock

[@Andreas-du7eg]

SAF Strong as F strong as *friendship* What a nice name

[@satorudo]

“My Desk is not the street” Your desk is the dungeon where locks are tortured into opening “The garage” is the gallows where locks go to die 🤣

[@jadenschalck8640]

Incorrect, the garage is actually the area that the methods of torture are made.

[@Bierstadt54]

"seduced into opening." Fixed it for you.

[@conditionone2320]

Maybe it's the bourbon talking, but I can totally see an anime where an anthropomorphized lock thinks he has LPL on the ropes, and is talking trash: "Foolish lawyer! I am unpickable on the streets!"

[@localfeliform]

@@conditionone2320 "you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting."

[@HaxxorElite]

owo

[@ardsleytank7769]

"Only one other guy in the world who makes a tool for these, Matt Smith in the UK" Ah, so the tool you mean is a Sonic Screwdriver... I see.

[@meesoedontask5562]

nice... LOL

[@robbinsed795]

And I guess you need three of them at the same time to skip the millions of years of calculation

[@PatrickPecoraro]

yeah thats a dead bolt seal sonics dont work on those.

[@JGuraan]

The only ways you can get the tool to pick this lock are to make it yourself or get a 1200 year old Timelord to make you one. Seems like a good recommendation for the lock.

[@10k12-b7l]

"I see he is a man of culture" jokes, though isn't jodie whitaker the doctor

[@TheElaborinth8993]

"I just went down to my garage for several hours and made up my own tool" *Shows off a quality, perfectly machine milled lock picking tool* What do you have down in your garage LpL?

[@Schwertdevil]

LPL: yes

[@Galatzo]

He has several Bosnian mills

[@andersjjensen]

Obviously a small lathe and a small mill + every convenient hand tool for fashioning hunks of metal into functional art.

[@mechanicfreak1925]

A boeing 747 workshop Edit:sorry for the spelling mistake

[@bibbytenbillion]

@@mechanicfreak1925 boing

[@RaserballKP]

Damn... he says sooo many good things about this lock, that I had to watch it twice to be sure. Great Job Altor!

[@kagobonestalker1487]

A 4-minute video is the highest praise a lock can receive from LPL.

[@Karoku2100]

To be fair, he had to make a _tool_ just for this lock. His praising of it was very genuine.

[@USS_ESSEX_CV-9]

@@Karoku2100 of all the lock he's reviewed this one does deserve the most praise it was specifically designed to counter angle grinder attacks no other bike lock on the planet can say that honestly.

[@quillmaurer6563]

There might be some longer ones showing all six ways a lock can be defeated that each take less than 5 seconds.

[@paracellgaming2665]

“The chances of this lock getting picked on the street is essentially zero,but my desk is not the street” I died when I heard that💀😂

[@joseperreira5351]

I can barely pick what socks to wear in the morning, this mans picking Andre the giants bike lock like he’s playing a game of operation.

[@gmanGman12007]

Great chanel. I have no clue about locks, i do not open a bike. But I really really do appreciate someone with broad audience to demand manufacturers to get their shit together and sell reliable product.

[@ItsGamein]

“Dude why would you leave your bike outside without a lock on it?” “I didn’t...”

[@meesoedontask5562]

Had this same conversation with a not so bright buddy of my brother... Yeah he had a lock on his bike... Didn't stop the person from pulling up, throwing the bike in the back of their truck and taking off... Remember... Not so bright... The next question to ask him... "Did you lock it to anything???" "The bike lock??? Yeah it was locked to itself... " Some people make you really want to just brick yourself in the head till your as dumb as them and maybe then you can understand why they think the way they do.

[@alsocupcakes8885]

The joke here is that they stole the lock, not the bike. It’s assumed that the bike had been locked to the bike rack properly.

[@issackaiser]

This is literally the long running jokes in LPL comment sections where the thief would stole the locks instead of the bike since the lock cost more than the bike.

[@TechSupportDave]

@@issackaiser yeah a smart thief would indeed do that. there comes a point when it's more profitable taking the bike lock. Not too sure how it would be statistically but assuming most thieves aren't smart, they would stay away. Meaning, the smarter ones would be left to have a go at taking the bike lock if it catches enough attention. In such case, the lock and bike should be both attached to something equally as tough as the lock.

[@adamc.8223]

LPL: I can't get my hand on the tool we need because the person that makes it is an ocean away. LPL: makes the same tool in his garage.

[@moongduri5466]

the engineer

[@SandmanURL]

Is engihere

[@appliedatoms7066]

@@moongduri5466 is engideer kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmebl5Kcj7p6bpI

[@SuperCryptic9]

LPL WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!

[@Mirandorl]

"So tell us about your previous experience, Mr Product Designer" "I used to design double dildos and did a year creating roll on deodorant cans" "You're hired"

[@AC9DJ]

Thanks alot, I just gave my monitor a soda bath. Well played!

[@stirfryjedi]

I feel scarred now 🤣

[@pws3rd170]

So much innocents gone in an instant. Now if we get 1 more like we are up to 666

[@Minirow]

@@pws3rd170 not any more! Hahhaa

[@dfalconerio]

Didn't think of can till you said that haha

[@haroon420]

I rolled my eyes at the name of the lock when I first saw the thumbnail and video length. I now officially declare that I take back my eye roll!!

[@Alpha.Phenix]

LPL: ''Disc detainer core'' Me: Yeeeeeees- LPL: Pulls out something that isn't ''the pick that Bonsnian Bill and I made'' Me: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

Sort of like when my dad introduced me to his latest girlfriend.

[@cypherial]

This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

[@penfold7800]

i think the whole point of making different picks easilly available, and of this channel, is to encourage lock makers to make better locks. some lock makers dont listen tho.

[@Vostok7]

We've been smeckledorfed!

[@JD-te6zc]

The only person with a tool to open this is Matt Smith from the UK.... 11th Doctor still using his sonic screwdriver?

[@obi501]

I would be

[@DavidLS1]

That would be the perfect tool.

[@Viohip2715]

hahahahahahaha first thing that came to my mind!

[@andrewmartin2321]

time travel i guess 🤷

[@AlphaSeagull]

I mean, it is kinda built to do basically anything. Don't fix what ain't broken

[@christopherfassett9973]

LPL: "I think the take away is it's" Me: impossible to cut it off LPL: "...almost always going to be easier to cut the bike rack" That's why you're the successful KZbinr

[@scottwpilgrim]

If were a bike thief, I'd just cut the bolts off the bike rack and steal all the bikes.

[@scottwpilgrim]

Wouldn't even need an angle grinder, a nut splitter would work fine.

[@JustSomeDevKid]

"... A more easier solution is to cut the bike rack" I don't know why i found this so funny

[@aluisious]

Someone is going to cut through the frame of a bike to steal that lock.

[@zilliq]

Wait, that's not how it works! You nearly got me 😁

[@ideadlift20kg83]

Look at how thin the aluminium is around the pins. You only have to cut away those thin plates and then into the shackle pins and you are through. i.e you only have to cut through half of the lock.

[@lucajohnen6719]

@@ideadlift20kg83 have you ever tried to use an angle grinder to cut aluminium? Apparently not. Also what are you gonna do when you got to the steel core? Bend the rest of the 2 finger thick aluminium with your hands?

[@herosstratos]

pinecone69 Cutting the lock: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3nZfoOea691eKs

[@Spazticspaz]

@@ideadlift20kg83 Your comment and link is super misleading from what the truth of the matter is. Your comment gives the appearance that the process would not be tedious. The dude when through like 5 discs and 6 batteries trying to cut it. Statements like, "you only have to cut through half of the lock", give the impression that it is an easy feat. In conclusion you're a ding dong.

[@danward48]

LPL: "So I made a tool in my garage" Bosnianbill: :(

[@USS_ESSEX_CV-9]

Well what he did was effectively copy Matt Smith's design there isn't really much that goes into that.

[@sassidikrassi]

this lock looks like it had an allergic reaction

[@tarsal100]

anaphylactic lock

[@kaydoubleu5802]

@@tarsal100 Goddammit, have a like.

[@nico.a06]

r/angryupvote

[@sirkjohno0129]

Either that or it got stung by a wasp

[@skullfracture2]

Lawyer, expert locksmith and a skilled machinist. Thanks for making me feel inadequate LPL!

[@skylord4025]

LPL: shows a disk detainer lock Me: he’s gonna say it LPL: uses a pick that he made, just not with Bosnian Bill Me: Impossible

[@jetstreamlynn3156]

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

[@thomasneal9291]

or perhaps it's that either one of them could easily have made the pick by themselves, but cross-promoting channels sells views (and now even the pick itself)? yeah.

[@richardokeefe7410]

So you think LPL learned nothing from making the LPL+BB pick?

[@penfold7800]

its actually a very rough copy of a pick designed for D keyway abloy locks that an engineer in the UK makes. locknoob bought one that was specially made for him. It cost 100s of pounds. way out of reach of most criminals i would expect.

[@dictatoribenevolo8394]

TOTALLY

[@pandabuluk]

Me starting this video: "Didnt looked particularly big" LPL hands appear on screen: "Wait what." LPL said he didnt have tool to pick it: "WAIT WHAT"

[@wahyuriders]

Sa aeee luk

[@ScottKenny1978]

I know, right?

[@DustySquitoNM]

This seems like one step removed from just hiring someone guard your bike whenever you walk away. That thing is a monster.

[@devilishjester7718]

Actually no, if there's a person you can deal with them using a knife, a gun or bribery, not this lock though

[@Keldor314]

@@devilishjester7718 Clearly you just need both!

[@thomasjenkins7506]

except this lock is laughably easy to cut off. sure, it looks beefy, but look at where the shackle meets the lock body. the aluminim is thin enough that you'll cut through it before it melts and the hasp is thin enough it won't resist the grinder for very long. if you don't want to take that route, then cut the lock body around where the lock is.

[@MintRobin]

Angle grinders work on people

[@Keldor314]

@@thomasjenkins7506 Not so fast. See that whiteish stuff filling the space between the shackle and the aluminum shell? That's most likely concrete. This sort of construction is common in high security safes, often with chunks of carbide mixed in, and is designed to not only thwart drills and grinders, but to destroy the tools in the process. Obviously this lock won't offer the same protection as a 15 inch thick safe that weighs more than a ton, but even so. It's also likely that the lock body has the same composite construction as the hasp, so it won't be any easier to cut. As far as the lock core goes, it may indeed be the weakest point, but judging by the length of the key, there's an awful lot of room for drill protection between the keyhole opening and the mechanism, as well as being able to bury it deep into the lock, protecting from core pulling attacks. The bike rack itself is almost certainly easier to cut than this lock. A typical rack is what? Quarter inch thick mild steel tubing? Angle grinders are designed to cut this sort of material.

[@dtsybulskyi]

So I've been looking for some bike locks, found this and immediatly thought: "Wonder what LockPicking Lawyer would have to say about it". Turns out you did it 2 years ago 😀 Great job, love your channel!