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[@10Neon]

6:07 assuming 2 weeks of vacation per year, that job pays 3 cents per hour.

[@Cassxowary]

or 1.74 with no vacations. for 7.19 years of work per week.

[@JamesLee-iu5ln]

@@Cassxowary and that's how we get a 20 year old with 21 years of experience

[@Hyreia]

To be fair, we watch our dogs go to the bathroom. They're just returning the favor. Buddy system!

[@Rasteriser]

The jack that smiles back

[@muffer62816]

goldfish

[@construct2009]

ballsack

[@DerangedPacman]

@@muffer62816 fuck you beat me to it

[@darkstalker9155]

Cobra chickens are the scariest animals on earth. They can fly, they can run, they can swim. And worst of all, THEY HAVE TEETH.

[@GeckoTech_Engineer]

What

[@river_riv._]

​@@GeckoTech_Engineergeese

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

And none of those are actually their most dangerous weapon... Cobra Chickens can EASILY break bones with a wing swat... Personally, I'd rather deal with a hundred Australian Danger Noodles than one North American Cobra Chicken... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@Cassxowary]

if you think they’re the scariest animals on earth, just wait until you hear about humans and your actions!

[@Cassxowary]

@@HappilyHomicidalHooligangood to know, HappilyHomicidalHooligan…

[@jocelynecupcake]

I hope that "lack of action man" doll is real because a lot of people would love that!

[@Iamsilly895]

I think it’s from a person (idk pronouns) called “obvious plant”. They make these super realistic supermarket toys all the time but they’re all fake :/

[@jocelynecupcake]

@@Iamsilly895 aw man LOL that would be a cool doll for people

[@miabuck5172]

I almost had a heart attack when Robin couldn't remember the title of "Cabin in the Woods." It is also one of *my* favorite movies.

[@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster]

My mother was in that movie. She wasn’t in a big part, but she was included

[@miabuck5172]

@@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster What was her role??

[@Luigi_the_Ghostbuster]

@@miabuck5172 Never mind, I got it mixed up. She was in a different movie

[@WingedLaguun]

00:14 steering wheel pancake :D

[@sethyzir666]

steering wheel pankcake :D

[@gen-ud5ss]

steering wheel pancake :D

[@_G00SES_P0ND_]

steering wheel pancake :D

[@MawDaws]

cease

[@tlepageart4294]

Steering wheel pancake :D

[@rennocsrednalf1763]

7:56 you know what? with this housing market ill deal with the horror movie aspect...

[@ingamelevi1929]

06:02 So quick math on this. $110,000 ÷ 52 workweeks per year is about $2,115 per week. But you're going to lose roughly 21% to taxes, deductions, insurance, etc. So that's $1,671 per week. If they're asking for 63,000 hours per week... you're getting paid $0.026 per hour.

[@floridaman609]

And since 63,000 hours is 375 weeks, you have to break time itself to even get that.

[@aakorative3896]

Love your voice acting robin! Wish i would hear you in a main stream show in near future. Good luck in your journey!

[@ijustexist3866]

1 minute and there are already bots saying it’s a good video 1:07 couldn’t they just, lock the door? 4:08 Damn, 15 drug charges? 6:51 that person should really clean their gutters 13:32 no

[@Chamomile.Tea31]

I used to have a photo of a finch that landed just slightly behind a Superman head-cut-out stand… So it looked like Superman’s head was just a widely disproportioned finch’s head.

[@cubekoss7547]

This is a real funny lmao awsomesauce lol moment

[@riverliverquiver]

haha ye its so coolbeans funny lmao lol

[@muffinfluff2476]

I've not heard such a sentence since I was 25 I'm now 43

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

3:59 it's always the ones you least expect.

[@boom_headshot56]

11:44, this is such a common acurrance in turkey. like 1 in 2 restaurants have a cat walking round. Also that sign reads “Scan the Qr code to look at the menu” which is assholic because 90% of the menu is usually unrelated ads

[@jellyfox7573]

13:14 I showed my mom this and explained we are short people and she said and I quote "he needs to think smart about it take him out by the knees" I said"mom no that's cheating!" She said "only if you get caught" I'm like "mom Noooo!😭😭"

[@toma.1670]

time stamp 4:25 I am not from Florida, I am offended and am going to mail you a Alligator.

[@JeremyzNightShift]

tbh the air mattress i used for when i was at a hotel and there was only two beds (me my mom and sibling shared the room) it was for some reason comfy to sleep on

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Someone needs to not steal that Mario, and steal Robin a good air mattress instead 😭

[@jwalster9412]

8:09 but seriously, i swear cats always do that creepy head tilt thing, no matter how friendly they are.

[@pxnda_vision]

1:08 He's making sure you're not dead, so he can do it himself 😆

[@herrforehead]

13:03 this is how it feels to be a wing defense in Netball while also being 5'2"

[@SnuggieMaple]

9:20 nah there is some decent air mattresses I've used some pretty good ones that are decently comfortable and they had all the air in em when I woke up

[@TuftyTaltan]

I mistook Robin's kitchen for B Dylan Hollis's and I nearly started screaming.

[@richardperks7776]

5:03 , as someone who used to work at Home Depot I saw stuff like this all the time

[@ejstreasurehunting6627]

On one hand I applaud their effort, and think it should be fine as long as it’s tied properly and they don’t hit anything backing out of the spot. On the other hand they are literally in front of a building where they can (probably) rent a truck or a van for the day.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

They actually had a fun photo booth at my aunt's wedding. I wasn't there as only the siblings were invited (understandably so as they are 7 siblings alone on her side). But there's a photo of my bald dad wearing a wig that is super funny. He has gone bald for years at this point and seeing him with a cheap colorful plastic wig is ridiculously funny.

[@Odd-Bike]

1:04 can’t pee in peece, missed an opportunity

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

I like these new videos :)

[@proridinggamers396]

That thumbnail had me rolling in the floor laughing for some reason

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

That air mattress is so comfortable it’s like laying on air

[@SteelCityCreative]

11:26 yes it is we are having one at my wedding this summer lol

[@alexandersean4708]

8:43 It’s nice knowing I’m not the only one who thinks it looks like he’s pole dancing.

[@Shiver-is-best-waifu]

7:16 I was puzzled about this for a few years now. It's just crazy.

[@adorablepsycho7268]

the fuck your diet restaurant is in my town💀 it was a pizza hut before lmao

[@ShadoeLandman]

“I ❤ jet noise” bumper stickers are popular around Virginia Beach, where jets only rarely crash into urban neighborhoods, and tourists are compelled to run for their lives just from the sound of low-flying military jets.

[@MrDapperGent]

Fascinating

[@girl1213]

3:30 Me: *spit take* Cup of coffee: WTF is the matter with you?!

[@Cat_stuff_]

1:20 not the eye😂😂😂😂

[@Keydicken]

The Paradise one jumpscared me because I was JUST in Las Vegas for my birthday

[@thebeardedbrony9586]

Aside from paradise, las vegas, i don't really get the joke, if there really is one. Also, glad you visited vegas. I currently live there.

[@nbboxhead3866]

@@thebeardedbrony9586 the joke is someone found paradise (not the location, but what the word used to name the location means) and demolished it to turn it into a parking lot and now nobody can enjoy it

[@rambofan334]

"We're all about kummin'" Robin, 2024

[@antonioiorio3451]

The dog looking into the bathroom must be called Johnny

[@ManicDymanic]

The only thing Lack of Action Man would be saving is batteries so he dosen’t have to get up to recharge his remote

[@clover._therian]

i love tihS posting

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

1:16 He's not making sure you're not dead... Look at the Shocked Horror in that eye... If he could talk, he'd be screaming WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DRINK OUT OF THAT!!! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@AxolotlQueen]

What's with all those weird comics of those apples? They aren't funny

[@armageddon7432]

shut up

[@armageddon7432]

/j

[@HayItsRhy]

Yea, agreed

[@armageddon7432]

great opinion

[@AoifeBowes]

5:25 This is the squeaker of most Bark Box toys. Gerald knows this because Gerald’s dog, Sam, loves to rip apart his toys he gets. No matter what toy it is.

[@yarudemon7463]

damn mario working pole good

[@gangstablook5846]

13:09 When you play basketball with Mr Shakedown

[@io1855]

2:10 Fish.

[@ohhi687itsme8]

FISH

[@TotallyNotIceOwl]

fish

[@TheGarbageFox]

Fish.

[@ChienBeiBloxFruits]

Fish

[@आईएनडीमैपिंग500]

Fish

[@ruki4929]

To be fair to 'not an apple pie', the ingredients make it sound like its supposed to be cashews that are spiced to taste like apple pie.

[@CorruptedBoni]

2:09 NOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY SKIN GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fish

[@bosssthompson9689]

8:06 I grew up next to an Air Force base honestly jet noise sounds good to me

[@The-Great-Phoenix]

1:18 his look of pure sorrow I can't

[@bramblestar334]

3:43 Someone stole some of the letters off of a Dunkin sign in my down, so it said "[town name] un n" instead, but you can easily spell "Boob" with some of the letters from our town's name and that was left completely untouched. Why settle for "Dik".

[@GenerationalSavant]

I recognized the awful Amazon/Chinese brand name on the mattress, lol. I had some cat fountains from them once.

[@RainbowRomantic]

Also @ about 10:08 - they paved Paradise and put up a parking lot (from the song)?

[@erinmalone2669]

Crystal Mathvin was on Judge Judy many years ago. I paused the tv when her name was listed on the screen, took a picture and laughed until I almost peed.

[@loonylovely7]

Those banana comics sure as hell is giving r/pointlessly gendered

[@user-wi2ns5tf3y]

Drumsticks 🥁

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

KZbin marked this in the “Stupidity” category on my recommended page.

[@richardperks7776]

@EmKay. I thought the same thing. Either drumsticks for playing drums, or drumstick ice cream

[@pandorasflame7742]

I've had good air mattresses. We paid a lot for them, but they kept their air for a week and we'd use them for camping.

[@mas07gamer48]

Air is underneath you

[@Kikay-pk1cw]

5:20 my teacher has this exact same dog toy to get our attention

[@sethicusiii7878]

"what if you hate yourself?" *Doom music intensifies*

[@BUTTERFLYACE]

WAIT ROBIN LIKES CABIN IN THE WOODS? :O

[@sad_pineapple]

12:04 i think this is the next DHMIS teacher.

[@hunnybee_]

don’t be shy, let the geese inside 😈

[@ViviSkull05]

To be fair, shouldn’t we be paying Mario in coins though?

[@transmascdruid77]

I've been to St. Augustine Florida. The only things to do were go to the haunted Spanish fort and go to the haunted lighthouse. I guess doing drugs is the only way to avoid the ghosts.

[@miriamdonahue6188]

all I remember about St. Augustine from a field trip there in fourth grade was that there were a lot of homeless people and by the time we got back to school the entire bus started chanting *WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE*

[@brbrbrbrbbrbrbrbr]

Nice

[@MSRTA_Productions]

3:53 I dare him to do that

[@SnuggieMaple]

13:07 why does that guy look like DK Metcalf and where is this since there's kids right there

[@SnuggieMaple]

8:46 I want one of those

[@foxyalex2549]

For some reason I assumed the doll was gonna be a dead baby

[@thethisguyeffect3773]

11:40 That cat looks like the cat from the meme.

[@mudsey_]

Don't worry I work at Kum & Go in iowa and our stores should be safe on the name change

[@VTPPGLVR]

Note: Fruitbombcomics is anti-trans enough where he made a comic mocking trans people. (Made a comic about the banana character saying she was blue and the apple was chastised for calling her yellow. I asked in the comments what it meant and the creator replied to everyone but me, and other people replied “if he told you you’d want him to get canceled! 😂 😂 😂 “ )

[@HoloSohma]

I don’t think those Mario’s are still a thing in Target or any store but I could be wrong I haven’t been in one in awhile. I’m sure you could buy it off somebody though I know sometimes GameStop sells their display things(sign/cut outs and for a fee the displayed things like that) or let’s employees take them.

[@construct2009]

"We're all about kummin'" 💀💀

[@Awesomellama572]

The total like count is 666 and I ain’t changing it

[@DiecastMaestro]

R.I.P kum & go I would take a sign

[@jerry-can3120]

i tried the gold fish sushi for beginners once it tasted delicous

[@Bendaboioffical]

13 minutes of meme, 13 days ago as I'm writing this

[@mage1439]

13:08 it looks like the friend is being picked up to see if he pooped em.

[@pundauoun]

I'm now in a emkay video.

[@poiny1336]

Emkay

[@The_Keeper]

3:58 That some very unfortunate Nominative Determinism...

[@user-ud3nq7ph2h]

11:34 It says "TO VIEW OUR MENU, READ YOUR QR CODE" in turkish

[@HoloSohma]

How’d a drumstick get in someone’s gutter and how’d it rain enough to make its way out the drainpipe?

[@bluecatwatterson]

As a Mario fan, this thumbnail looks sick

[@kenkaku3989]

Professor jiggly looks like catnap from poppy playtime

[@darzayzakkart97]

I love this videos

[@panzerwolf494]

Lol, they gave their truck a landscape tramp stamp

[@Onepieceatatime845]

THERE IS STILL A KUM AND GO THATS STILL RUNNING IN ARKANSAS:)

[@jessiealexi7094]

That thumbnail though-

[@RaymondPerry-tj4vv]

9:29. Mr Lovin Potter

[@TheGarbageFox]

Thumbnail image is 8:43 if anyone was wondering

[@gangstablook5846]

10:30 How to summon the entire TouHou fanbase

[@connorsilva5512]

11:48 I genuinely believe people that do this kind of thing should have their license revoked because if they're willing to be annoy like this in a parking lot they probably are a danger to others on the road.