Joey Diaz Tells Jail Stories | Joe Rogan

[@meandmypfft]

Diaz is only 4 years older than Rogan and yet they look like they're talking to each other about a different generation whenever they talk about their past

[@AssassinKing19]

wtf i thought joey is like 70 or something

[@BatDad-qu4fo]

@@AssassinKing19 Same. I legit thought he was probably 65+ and lived a hard life.

[@davidboycott6889]

dammm that's cocaine and alchohol for yas brothas

[@johnnyvacant4903]

Different generations? No. Different worlds, though.

[@beyondlovesyou6775]

David Boycott they were both drug addicts

[@massojupiter3436]

Sounds like joey never had a single repetitive day in his life. Probably the only person with no daily routine. Just wake up and it's a regular show episode.

[@thespooktoberskeleton2540]

😂😂😂😂

[@loreaver3882]

Every crackhead is an entrepreneur in training

[@nikhilkujur9744]

MORDECAIIIIII

[@pablotescobar746]

It's called drugs brother 😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@jsbfkdls]

@KingNeckbeard nobody cares if its fake, he tells them so beautifully and its insanely entertaining to watch and listen too. We're not falling for it, you're dumb enough to believe we think everything he says is 100%.. Why be a party pooper, enjoy the show. It's entertainment.

[@jarsh_]

maybe im not paying enough attention, but i dont think ive ever heard joey tell the same story twice. its insane.

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

Funny you say that I think that all the time as well. I've never really heard a repeat story from him unless it's like an opposite podcast or something but he just rattles them right off where I have to think about what I had for lunch yesterday

[@lkb4781]

Lol I agreed with you until I started watching this video because I have heard the boulder county jail story before

[@jarsh_]

L KB I mean yeah he’s talked about boulder being chill before. But I feel like I’ve never heard him start on his own with a story he’s told. Someone has to ask him about it and he’ll kinda reiterate. No?

[@captcorleone2606]

I felt the complete opposite. When I first put Socially Unacceptable on in the car, I could not help but go from track to track thinking-while it is still great material-that I had heard it all before.

[@christianjames6297]

@@arthurfonzarelli9828 Joey Diaz makes me (a former tweaker) feel like a pussy. 😂

[@CPI99]

Every time Joey takes a pause, it sounds like a tiny man is taking his last breath.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

big/ uzi horizontal you ruined this for me lol

[@KyleTokes]

I thought nobody else noticed 😂😂😂

[@A1-Act]

Im so fucking dead

[@jacobvidotto9713]

Best comment

[@ggggggg-vk9jj]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jopo7996]

Imagine sharing a small cell with Joey while he's changing flavors.

[@loreaver3882]

Jo Po kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnuUXp55qruUpNk

[@youknow9386]

Jo Po now we all know what you would be doing if you and him shared a cell

[@KingBwemmie]

It would be tremendous

[@nslouka90]

You don't change much flavor with prison food

[@robotjeans]

cruel and unusual punishment

[@XDNEB]

Joey talks like he’s been through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s 😂😂😂

[@XDNEB]

@Guerro K 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BRAVO0NETV]

Joeys been through it all boyz lol

[@frankwest4057]

@Guerro K exit out the 60s and the 00s + arent shit compared to the earlier 40s-60s no need to get angry at someone for a joke, you dope

[@matty6171]

@@frankwest4057 chill frank you weirdo

[@filiphal]

@@frankwest4057 shut up frank

[@viiarush]

it's amazing how joey is 55 and joe is 51 but they look like 20 years apart!!

[@theItalianshamrock]

Cocaine vs TRT hahaha

[@artezdessus3056]

id rather be a boring healthy guy than an interesting unhealthy guu

[@autumnmuse1793]

holy shit, I legit thought joey was like 60+

[@brddks7629]

Joe just looks good

[@connorstevens7661]

Rogan is 51 fuck off lol

[@kefkapalazzo1]

“Paradise *heave* paradise *heave* PARADISE!”

[@SmellyBackshot]

Premium content

[@jakeeldrup5238]

I lost it hahahavla

[@ssbigtonysoprano5961]

Lmao! 😂

[@hughjanus9489]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TombRaider666]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment in my life

[@deweyperez4863]

Never get tired of Joey. I just want to sit at a bar with him and listen to him talk.

[@skankhunt438]

Or in a cell Dosen,t matter

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

Shit you basically can, virtually. Post up on the couch with a beer and watch any podcast with him lol

[@TeamBOBBYEE]

The reason why uncle Joey looks so old is the reason you never hear the same story twice : He’s lived like 3 lives worth of experiences

[@augustusbus5344]

Drugz

[@dragonslayer4501]

He also did 25 years of coke, that shit changes you in all the wrong ways.

[@dottiesunshine8339]

exactly. he is story telling most say. *Joey is story teaching* 👏👏👏🙏 how cool is it to be alive for this world 🙏

[@SaltySeaCaptain]

One was a degenerate coke addict criminal and the other was a martial artist who worked out constantly dude.

[@ralphmilleriii9957]

Joe: Did they where rubber gloves or lube up... Joey: It doesn't matter Joe: It does 😂😂😂😂

[@philipstanley2852]

Wtf

[@robertsmith7577]

Q

[@Biggjuggs333]

BAHAHAAHAHA

[@gabagoolenjoyer]

*does it matter?

[@MalusProphet]

I see both points. A finger in a glove is still a finger, so it doesn't matter. But, on the other hand (no pun intended) if i ever found myself in a postion where I must have a finger in my butt, I'd perfer the glove. At least that way it seems medical and not sexual.

[@optimus_prime_____]

I love how uncle Joey can give you details in his stories. Like dates, times, the amount of coke he did lol it’s hilarious

[@MovieProdigy25]

has anyone else noticed all the Joey episodes are on KZbin but besides a few others. Did these not make the Spotify deal or maybe something else?

[@jooman68]

This freaking guy Joey Diaz be talking with gravel in his throat

[@loreaver3882]

chuman that’s what happens when you do cocaine off a boomers butt crack for 40 years

[@tshobe23_68]

@@loreaver3882 it's the truth

[@goblin2879]

Cocaine gravel

[@rh2378]

chuman he is def one of the best story tellers in existence. period.

[@Charmer4856]

LOL you are going to hell for that! LMAO

[@JoJo_19_77]

I wanna see how far I can pull Joey's cheek skin

[@thisisamerica6544]

God damn that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidec.4021]

Duuuude AHAHAGA

[@i.victorian1266]

suka la mink

[@__-kb9no]

On his face

[@Scfcscfc1]

😂😂😂

[@KristysEdits]

Joey is younger than my dad who is 61, that is almost impossible to believe. My dad looks young af next to him

[@blitzsama]

Was your dad doing coke for 30 years of his life? Prob not lmfao

[@BettaUzeYoNikez]

Im assuming ur dads asian

[@mr.mantis3578]

its cuz he doesn't drink milk

[@KristysEdits]

@@BettaUzeYoNikez he’s Puerto Rican but he exercises and knows how to eat well hahaha. He also says that the secret is Goji seeds.

[@xXZiiLERXx]

@@KristysEdits I'm assuming you want to be Asian

[@loganlofty]

Bruh his voice is kinda soothing lmao I could fall asleep to a Joey Diaz story

[@rjw4149]

My family is coming up today, but im spending my time with uncle joey.

[@barfymann362]

@Ryan Williamson I'm jealous, atleast you have a family to spend time with.

[@beemail6983]

@@barfymann362 triggered much

[@barfymann362]

@Bee Mail I wasn't poking fun at him, mate.

[@legalizemiami9282]

@@barfymann362 what is a family

[@comkioxd]

Diaz's voice is so soothing. I watch 2 of these videos max and I'm sleep 😴

[@jaebrowne6780]

Bro foreaaaaal

[@dangmang7524]

Sus

[@Mcfc2Rich]

Someone commented once saying his laugh is like throwing a gallon of paint in a bucket. I'll never forget that comment.

[@edi.duzit23]

@@Mcfc2Rich lnao someone was said if leather had a voice it would be joey diaz lmao

[@PatriotMastiffsKennels]

Diaz heavy breathing is off the chain!!!!!!!!

[@Charmer4856]

LOL easy to use him as muscle but only to make threatening phone calls HAHA

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

Man us ex drug addicts have the most amazing, mind blowing stories. I was a heroin addict for 12 years, clean for over 4 years now. But I have stories I hope my daughter never finds out, I have stories people won't believe, I have stories to make people laugh their ass off! Stealing, police stories, drug use, fighting, the list goes on! Yeah it was really fun at first but waking up sick everyday needing to make money no matter what... Well that will lead to some dark times cause I wouldn't wish being dope sick on my worst enemy! It's the worst feeling you could ever imagine, but once you scored and shot up... Easily the best feeling ever! Don't do drugs lol.

[@floyd27860]

Respect blood! Keep on the sober train

[@dashman8499]

Diaz’s voice is so dope. Could listen to him tell stories all day

[@MadDunhill]

i just saw Joey Diaz in Spider-Man 2 wtf

[@coltonwilkie2904]

MadDunhill what scene

[@1234mwmmwmtrainer]

Colton Wilkie The train scene, “you want to get to him you gotta go through me”

[@ruvelf]

@@1234mwmmwmtrainer Fuuuuck I know exactly where he pops up, that's fucking hilarious

[@dash2240]

@I want You to know all of your comments are pathetic as fuck

[@Projectpat817]

I literally stopped video and checked. Good eyes man lmao 😂🤣

[@penmann4003]

Legend has it Joey can open a door with every breathe

[@dean6708]

No an angel gets it's wings, dog.

[@andybirch3750]

Joeys literally one cheeseburger away from a heart attack

[@realdealneighborhood2023]

Lol

[@dean6708]

He'd kick your ass before he went though 😅💯👍

[@SmilingBrim]

😂👍👏

[@traww9537]

Bryan Dean riiight

[@blindoutlaw]

Dude’s had a hard/interesting life. He can eat what he wants haha

[@ras7bethelight508]

Joey D rocking the 412! Thanks brother, we love you here in the Burgh!

[@Seanpfree]

There's nothing rehabilitating about jail in this country. Make it nice or harsh doesn't matter you're released with the same problems and ways of dealing with problems that you came in with.

[@davidsolomon9029]

That's actually not what jail is for jail is where you go before you're found guilty... prison is the place that tries and fails to rehabilitate

[@MichaelP-ke1tm]

@Logan Stroganoff Clear record after 7-10 years

[@twobitloser7353]

Its supposed to be punitive. Not Therapy.

[@twobitloser7353]

@George Walker ...its the best aversion tactic we have at our disposal. Jail time let's a convict realise that there is consequences for their actions. Being soft on crime leads to anarchy

[@ydschools9745]

@Logan Stroganoff exactly so you always paying for your crime. Then you're violating parole/ probation if you can't secure a job.

[@jstarASMR3103]

Joey Diaz is a walking man of experiences. Mad respect for that dude🙌🏼

[@CatWilliams2298]

Joey diaz sounds like hes talking into a fan

[@therealagrade9000]

Facts yo 🤣🤣

[@dragonslayer4501]

Hahaha

[@mrnobunnyzone9433]

""black people talking in the movie theater at night ? Dnt go there...black people talk allll night" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicknavarro9418]

Lmao. Depends. That's some. NOT ME, I'm Cuban 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺 & VERY proud of it wouldn't wanna be anything else. And Joeh is NOT pretending he's REALLY half Cuban half Italian.

[@nicknavarro9418]

Dude who gives a shit? It's NOT that serious. Who wants 2 be Italian THAT bad anyways? Most are racist fuckers anyways. Only few are good

[@123abc8027]

Dorian Graye Lmao I’m Italian and You sound stupid. He talks like an old time New York street guy. A lot happen to be Italian but not all of them.

[@damienduff7471]

Dorian Graye he grew up with Italians you moron

[@missliz85]

🤣

[@seanjones1743]

"It breaks you down as a man" true shit. A very good scare tactic

[@treynegrete3821]

You know it's a good story when Joey calls Joe "Joe Rogan"

[@sachinsalian7958]

I think he always calls him that. He does the same to Chael Sonnen

[@v.k.levigne]

Joe asks a really great interview question to open Joey up here. Also gives him the space to answer as thoroughly as he wants to. Just wanted to acknowledge that, solid stuff

[@AD-Dom]

Joey "gulag" Diaz

[@gnerdeek5362]

C O M M U N I S T L A N D

[@ftcujmillio]

He’d clutch it low key

[@plasma9839]

😂😂😂

[@glennrudolph]

Joey: “it doesn’t matter.” Joe: “it does.”

[@renegade2110]

I was in a juvenile detention center i really love how Joey says "even if its Pablo Escabars jail, its still jail" cuz I always get shit for it being juvie but it aint about how I was treated or what I got, the punishment was being locked away from society and not having your freedoms, being locked behind a steel door for hours and not being able to leave or see people. It doesn't matter, that aspect will always fuck with you.

[@maltesemike9114]

i have cancer n your show keeps me entertained thanks sir joe

[@NattyIce553]

Work as an emt in boulder and I can attest to what Diaz said, homeless still commit the crimes to get out of the cold and we deal with homeless bussed in from California all the time. One of my favorites was a patient who told me they got a bus pass and a flyer about all the excellent homeless resources they had here. He was currently unimpressed lol

[@jessebrown4755]

Joey's the best story teller ever listening to these two never gets old

[@Ammon6]

This dude managed to become a legend since the day he came to earth. What an incredible individual.

[@brennanswanson2392]

I can tell you from my experience being on 23 hour lockdown, only 1,800 calories a day, no nicotine, no recreation but a tiny gym an hour a day and abusing guards that jail made me a worse person.

[@kimdracula1995]

At least your free and not in there for life.

[@runronnierun7213]

Joey opened for Joe at the Hard Rock in Vegas in 2013 and he killed it. Joe came up and did the same! They were absolutely the best part about Vegas.

[@backfire5449]

Joeys stories and the way he tells them are second to none. He really captures your attention and takes you for a ride

[@alancantu2557]

We need a Joey Diaz life movie immediately

[@ats1029]

I dont Know how Joey keep up with all this memories and different stories about everyday in his life,, I would like to spent some time with that man,, He knows about almost everything

[@Jthornton64]

A can of corn. A can of corn and everything will be fine. Joey Diaz “The Longest Yard”

[@Nautilus1972]

MIlk is like drugs for bodybuilders ... Rogan: Really?

[@basslinebradderz]

yeah its a key ingredient to a protein shake💪

[@justinmcmanus2772]

Milk is a drug lol your body craves that shit even if you dont like it

[@fawnieee]

@@justinmcmanus2772 yes, it contains chemicals similar to opioids because the mother cow wants her baby to keep coming back for more and more to keep them strong. Humans can become addicted to it and even experience a small type of withdrawal when they stop drinking cows milk. Just shows you how unnatural it is for us to drink it.

[@justinmcmanus2772]

@@fawnieee Milk is not unnatural for humans to drink.... A baby drinks from a mothers tit. AKA milk.... Cow/goat etc. Milk is milk and milk is calcium. Body craves calcium if you are calcium deficient.

[@joshferguson1124]

@@fawnieee what🤣 unnatural 😆

[@kevivtawar7716]

Joey is the type of guy that u can listen to for hours and hours without getting bored

[@jonathanrayne]

Nobody could make this kind of shit up that quickly. Joey Diaz is the man. Great stories!

[@ElLenadorLA]

I was in jail for 6 months when I was 18. It definitely sucked but I got some of the funniest and wildest stories from it. Almost made it worth it 😂

[@vexrich]

If you got a good story you should upload it bro

[@chaabraaah5823]

That's called baby time, county jail is like adult daycare. Prison is a different story.

[@ElLenadorLA]

@@chaabraaah5823 That’s why I called in jail, not prison. Not proud of it and would be even less proud of prison. Almost no one in real life knows. Btw it was LA county which was even messier than prison at the time. People couldn’t wait to get their transfers.

[@sicafleccs6103]

I bet it sucked....

[@rashaad9049]

I never went to prison n everybody I know that went to prison said its better than my city jail

[@the420don4]

I listen to uncle joey and Joe rogan on a daily basis and its TREMENDOUS for my mental health

[@justinsouvana9793]

“Oh boulder county jail was a paradise” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jtffg7hgfr442]

He said that at the exact moment when I read your comment

[@JohnSmith-du6sk]

@@jtffg7hgfr442 holy shit same here. i read both your comments and it played..

[@homoerectus744]

There was a jail in suburban Chicago ,(Palatine-Schaumburgh?) I was in a while back that had breakfast from Burger King.

[@tyyoung9968]

jtffg7 hgfr4 holy shit same here XD

[@fr1zl]

I was in Supermax so idk jails suck.

[@cryptidian3530]

End od the clip, Joey Diaz: "It's so funny how..." What a cliffhanger.

[@Jmjm-wl7pd]

Joey sounds like my dad telling me a bed time story back in 96

[@michaelmontoya9372]

Boulder County jail was still a piece of cake in 05-07 when I was there before prison, it was getting fucked up when I left. But by far the best jail I have ever been in

[@freebeans4me]

4:45 Joeys voice gets so deep that it doesnt even sound like someones voice anymore

[@Str8Gass]

My girl hates Joey's voice😂☠ but his stories are incredible🤷🏽‍♂️

[@catchgenerics8667]

Lord Skeletor Yeah wtf

[@PCSkaters1]

Bro sameee😂😂 my girl was sayin the same shit last night.. she like “I don’t like how much he cusses and he sounds like hellboy”

[@TeRraAwTisM]

A year later , bet y'all not together still

[@celestinomagana4347]

My mother said the same thing too when I watching Joey diaz videos in my living room with high volume

[@yusufcagowayne1990]

Fuck your bitch

[@JakeJones-gj3yk]

Joey's memory is incredible

[@rambomountains8724]

I could listen to Joey Diaz stories all day

[@КолевКолев-ч6с]

Whenever there's a Joey Diaz episode the comments are almost as good as the video itself ... It's kinda amazing

[@Aventurin98]

I get pneumonia just by listenning to Joey. Damn, he sounds like a diesel engine…

[@TheHelado36]

Hahahahha, great comment !

[@dragonslayer4501]

Coke does shit to you

[@lyman360able]

If I had a direct line to uncle Joey I would tell him keep it up you look great. Keep living a healthy life and doing the WW. You are loved by so many. Thank you so much for sharing your wisdom!

[@naitsirk32]

I never want to go to jail myself but man can this guy tells stories.

[@JoshuaRamirez11]

Joe:"They dont put a glove on and lube it up?" Joey: "It doesn't matter" Joe: "it does.."

[@mdavis3262]

Zerimar Auhsoj 😂😂

[@lloyddeel8279]

It DEFINITELY does

[@seanjollymore5403]

He’s the only guy I know that remembers Lincoln

[@RealMattKiefer]

Joey repping Pittsburgh with the 412 shirt 🤙🏻

[@CombatConvos]

Joey repping the 412!

[@TheChrisConnors]

I know! no idea why though hes not from here

[@jorjesantana9049]

he has a Roberto Clemente poster behind him at his podcast, i think he is a huge fan of him

[@smallworldz7241]

The only people who think jail time should be hardcore are people who have never spent a day in that type of place

[@bowitboy6635]

I don’t know why, but I love the way when Joey describes some average Joe “no pun intended” he mentions Joe Rogan. Like “I pulled off the freeway, and Joe Rogan comes by and cuts me off”

[@rayquintana6858]

"paradise... *inhales... Paradise... *inhales deeper... PARADISE!"

[@thunderdragon2186]

Joe: do they put like a rubber glove on and Lube their finger up? Joey: it doesn't matter: Joe: it does.

[@cliffordjean48]

A Joey & Scottie Pippen interview would be interesting 😂

[@PlazaMaya]

"voted #1 jail" now that made me laugh out loud

[@misaelchavarin5931]

Uncle Joey and his Boulder stories make my day 😊

[@KrewGamez]

Joey "And I'll Never Forget" Diaz

[@ivanmaya3232]

I fkn love joey and his natural, hilarious story telling ability

[@EITFM]

I honestly believe every word of every story Joey Diaz tells. He’s lived it.

[@shangrila73eldorado]

Just listening to these stories is enough to make me walk the straight and narrow -- scared straight!

[@jasoncummings6974]

Put Joey in a red suit and have him say hey cool aid!!!! Commercial gold..

[@PistolSlinginMothMan]

Video ends on "it's so funny how..." These clips never cease to blue ball me. I need to watch the full vods with Joey

[@peteross4879]

I’d love to see Joe Diaz read the three little pigs to a bunch of kindergarten kids 😂

[@dannygjk]

Joey: "...and then the wolf sucked in a huge breath and fukin blew down the straw house. The straw house was totaled I mean the wolf leveled it the straw was all over the property.".

[@Floboyzlad17]

Boulder's homeless population is still alive and well, us locals call them all wooks

[@johnybravo1738]

5:06 Joe’s lean in face is priceless

[@dutton1991z]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JOHNBURNS67]

Joey Diaz is the best storyteller ever... Period

[@chowell1451]

Joe makes Joey look like he’s 30 years older than him

[@ErikShen2907]

UNCLE JOEY!!! NO MORE NEED BE SAID EVER!!!

[@nuclearforce55]

Joe Rogan : A guy killed someone over a Cuban cigar in Rio de Janeiro. Joe Diaz: Well, when I used to live in Rio de Janeiro i almost kill guy over another Cuban cigar

[@scottdore8391]

Boy I love hearing Joey's story's .

[@dalejacobs3506]

When he says paradise I imagine the trailer park boys in jail on Christmas

[@AZwill66]

Locked up for several years. Worst day on the outs is better than the best day inside. Dehumanizes you after you’ve done about 5 years.

[@jameshaynes6992]

1:47 - “relax and calm down”. It’s jail Joe Rogan... you should NOT want to go there.

[@Cuquto]

As someone who’s been in prison in the Netherlands I can attest to this phrase, “It’s still jail”.

[@shafttwothick1076]

Im a simple man i see "joey diaz" and "stories" i click

[@elchedeny9424]

The black people talking in movies 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xStrict1]

uncle joey is a living legend

[@Zack-bl2gg]

“What was wrong with bolder county?” “It was a paradise” What was wrong with that?” Because it’s jail joe. It’s not supposed to be nice. The whole reason is you DON’T want to go to jail...

[@arewealldreaming_]

Look at Swedens’ prisons, they are humane and it’s actually working in keeping inmates out

[@tuckify1312]

Jail isn’t supposed to be a place your scared to go. It’s supposed to be a place that rehabilitates you if you do go.

[@sexmodtf2freepunjabinoviru162]

Literally beat people in jail so they won’t return good idea

[@zacharytino8599]

Joey is fkn crazy...and i like it. Reminds me lot of myself in the sense that he don't give a f*** and doesn't take any shit, rolls with the punches and does his own thing. Respect to the man

[@JasperinthePhilippines]

When I was in jail in Ventura county on Christmas I remember two guys that were in there that I can tell you 100% got locked up on purpose just have three meals and be indoors LOL

[@jasonmartell4022]

It’s definitely like that in Canada 🇨🇦

[@rons8154]

Aww man I was there too and it sucks! Fuck Ventura county

[@codyhernandez8669]

I could listen to Joey Diaz say Paradise all day

[@nexus95]

Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz

[@guydives1246]

Joey could tell you about the day before he was Born, his memory is that good

[@ESvii9]

Joey Diaz has got to be the most real interesting man in the world.