Joey Diaz's Relationship with Cops

Taken from JRE #1523 w/Joey Diaz and Brian Redban: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@brianvoyageur6055]

“Take an ounce of coke and steal one shoe”. Gonna start living by this

[@Dannyherning]

My friend did this. At a street wear shop 25 feet from the local police station. How do I know this? Cause I got a shirt.... Oh yeah he got an empty box too. The next day he went up to the shop and asked if he could buy the right shoe because he had the left. Then he got a job there.

[@Milobolo]

Joey “ima steal one shoe” diaz

[@bootesvoid1275]

I'm breaking with my girlfriend! I know exactly what to do now.

[@nathansiegel6799]

Beethes how did that work

[@floridacracka99]

For real lol

[@ItsMeBenson]

Nobody: Joey Diaz: *so then a year later I got arrested for kidnapping*

[@Ethan-um8jc]

It’s a long story there’s a video where he explains it but it’s fucking hilarious

[@grimaffiliations3671]

Ethan Gibbons remember which one?

[@user-zi8hj5ne1z]

@@Ethan-um8jc theres also a thing about the credit cards from a couple years ago

[@Angel.Malooo]

SOOO WE JUST GONNA BRUSH OVER THAT LMAOOOO

[@odog3254]

@@grimaffiliations3671 he talks to the guy he kidnapped on his show

[@adamkarra7642]

Nobody: Joey Diaz: "I sent him an email on Facebook"

[@aproblem6ix889]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xolarasi4525]

😂😂😂😂

[@MartinhoRamos1990]

The ultímate boomer move

[@Dragomicha]

"I was writing letters, wife breakin my balls"

[@kreivas3464]

😂😂😂

[@Xuqio710]

Joey needs to write a movie script he has the best stories

[@MrGersboy72]

Half the shit he says you couldn’t even put in a film nowadays😂😂

[@grahamhill9499]

Its all bull shit

[@shawn1744]

Yes Joe yes he does...

[@cobainemane1334]

Graham Hill for 1 you don’t know that because it’s not like you know him personally. And 2 the guy said he should write a movie script, all movies aren’t true stories are they? 🤦🏻‍♂️ so your comment was unnecessary. Negative Nancy

[@emotionallyslutty]

Petition to turn Joeys life into a movie! 😅

[@Jacob-jg6cd]

Joey’s always at his best when he’s on the Joe Rogan Podcast. He should really come on more often.

[@redcomic619]

Agreed. His podcast is good, but nowhere near as entertaining as his JRE appearances.

[@BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF]

Joey is moving out of L.A. back to Jersey

[@redcomic619]

DarkAlphaSixty Good to hear. The east coast is where it’s at.

[@dankestranch8738]

I think he has the most appearances

[@MrYelvol]

He’s been on more then 10 times fym 😂

[@fernsofgar3897]

“Imagine Jamie is running kilos internationally” Jamie - sweats nervously

[@deepdirt]

That actually made me crack up

[@cheebee9684]

This made me laugh out loud more then the video lol

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

Tell you what...jamie better starts sharing those kilos...or a Jamie discount at least 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mangamore880]

Joe - "didn't we get a shipment of new JRE t-shirts in last week" Jamie - "errm no Joe those didn't come in...."

[@AndreySomov1]

sweating profusesly

[@strongspear4269]

When Joey lowers his voice and says, let me tell you something, with his accent and his raspy voice...

[@thekaykayshowable]

Hawt

[@wanderlust1282]

This man is literally a video game character come to life. He’s like the guy that would give you weird side missions.

[@OldSchool82]

hes in a video game, cant remember the name but he comes with a bunch of goons to have a shootout in a car junkyard.

[@user-ik6gl1wg5j]

@@OldSchool82 mafia 3

[@potterj09]

"I smacked him in the face at Safeway" haha so true, he's a colossal presence.

[@tm24s90]

Literally

[@AntiProtonBoy]

And the side missions are nothing but pointless rabbit holes, just to fuck with you.

[@AbcXyz-zn5ep]

So this cop pulls me over in Boulder, it had to have been January 15th of '84.....no, I was doing ounces of blow then, this was November 1st of '86.....

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka

[@AbcXyz-zn5ep]

@@freddyfootstomps6557 "Right across the street was an old lady smoking a cigarette. Inside is the best meat panini I’ve ever had cocksocka" and I ain't talkin about the food, tremendous!!!!

[@jacobsellars7910]

My gosh i read this in his voice

[@sbk6509]

So ridiculous lol

[@colonelspicymustard]

First Name Last Name dh

[@kh8655]

"Take one shoe, and throw it away. That destroys people psychologically. For years they'll keep looking for that one shoe" 🤣Joey's a straight up evil genius

[@tennisdude52278]

Joey Diaz is only 4 years older than Joe Rogan.

[@xwers1234]

Looks about 20 years older than him, I hope Joey starts taking his health more seriously

[@bryanguilford5807]

@@xwers1234 i believe he takes his health seriously now

[@Atribecalledsuccess]

Real fans know his fat ass be on that bike 😂

[@yelizaveta1278]

@Guten Tag jajaja....good coke is better than great meth! 👍(I don't fw the latter)

[@matthewfortuna4464]

Jesus Christ

[@SilencerXLR8]

Stealing a single favorite shoe That is just diabolical

[@lunhing5308]

Make his life into a Netflix series like everybody hates Chris but coco instead lol

[@spinelli187]

“Who else but coco” 😂😂

[@SD-vs8oz]

But leave out the 10% that's true.

[@LeandrosAmarantidis]

I watch it

[@Jason-im3pz]

S D true or not, dudes interesting to listen to. “Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn”

[@ducta122]

@@spinelli187 nah, it should be "Livin' like a docta"

[@booman9990]

I love how nonchalantly he mentions getting arrested for kidnapping...

[@helvismantus]

Its his 'The machine' story

[@RedEyes_95]

@@helvismantus I thought that was Bert Kreischer

[@helvismantus]

@@RedEyes_95 it is Kreischer with the machine story I meant to say i have heard the machine story a million times, and heard coco do this story just as often

[@RedEyes_95]

@@helvismantus Ah, gotcha. Freakin internet

[@bobbyjohnson7406]

Dont care if his stories are true he says them in a way to make them believable and even if they were bullshit it feels like im watching a movie so im entertained regardless

[@rockwild737]

I ain't believing all these stories but what do I know?

[@nimascolari1508]

Literally every story has been corroborated by someone else or other people. Even on the JRE. Someone will come tell a story about Joey and Joey would have told it on the JRE.

[@JoeKing837]

@@nimascolari1508 Can you give an example?

[@Gallowglass7]

They're true mostly I'd say, I know people like him. He reminds me of my father also, as my father has as good a memory as he does and so many classic stories

[@Gleeshhh]

@@rockwild737 he grew up in a bad area and was involved in illegal stuff. Maybe some stuff is over exaggerated but nots unbelievable

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

For someone who's ransacked multiple malls in Colorado uncle Joey has surprisingly positive interactions with cops, specially in Jersey

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

He's not dark enough to pretend or imagine they're literally hunting him down everytime he leaves his house.

[@Garrus1995]

Lazar, Whoa, man. Come on, now. Let the man live his life as he sees fit. What’s so bad about commenting on videos? Lots of us do it.

[@slimetruck]

I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS ok Fentanyl Floyd

[@custos3249]

@Lazar Cvetkovic It's almost like people have free time, especially these days, and commonly carry a small, pocket-sized device that's able to make a noise to alert them to activity about things they like.... How about rather than discussing someone expressing their fandom in the way they want, like those weirdos who wear sports jerseys or shirts with movie quotes or videogame art, let's talk about the gormless fuckard who chooses to take time from their day to complain about how others take time from their day to enjoy something. Or maybe I got you all wrong. So what sick thrill are you getting from this? And before you try to turn the tables and ask me the same question, I'm already not wearing pants.

[@ENikolaev]

Custos u butthurt man

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Joey's hand gestures while speaking always entertain me.

[@CertifiedFresh7]

Someone out there might have just realized that Joey stole their one shoe

[@obamabarrack7258]

I can’t tell if Joey Diaz has gel on his hair or not.

[@SaumBodhi]

Its just regular Cuban hair

[@TheCondorjc]

Pubean hair

[@juanc.9735]

Joe's fucking with you. On one hand he puts gel and on the other, just water. Kinda like with the 1 shoe. ;. )

[@smith1008]

@@juanc.9735 what were u trying to say dude

[@juanc.9735]

@@smith1008 at one point he says "if u ever wanna really F with someone, sneak into his place and take 1 shoe. He'll go f'ing nuts! He'll be talking about that freaking shoe forever, like years later! LOL" sorry if I lost u on that one since I'm not entirely sure if he said it in this segment.

[@IsaiasMGPalafox]

Your only a great story teller, if u have great stories to tell. Uncle Joey is one of a kind. 🤣👏🏼

[@wu-tanggenerator9711]

Take note Redban

[@MrBigBawls407]

For most people it is a deal breaker. For me, it inspires and reinforces my belief that I can too make a come back. Uncle Joey is a legend.

[@sjorsborsoborsobors]

"So I sent him an email on Facebook"

[@Alaskaboi907]

Looool

[@shane2064]

1:45 He was gunna say jew hahaha

[@PropaneTreeFiddy]

Think he meant Jewel thief because he mentioned jewelry store earlier

[@SirBrucie]

Loool

[@experienceanimation217]

Joey kicked so many doors down so we didn't have too. Bless him. tough life, but great lessons he teaches because of them

[@frankiepaul9869]

Joey is one of the most natural funny dudes around. He has a comic art of telling stories and gets Rogan giggling like a school girl climbing a gun rope.

[@marquettegloves9907]

Joey Diaz is a raconteur of the street.

[@DJ-su9pf]

Never heard of a “raconteur” before. Looked it up and seemed to fit perfectly! Thanks for sharing

[@nyudui5952]

@Ted Negurski really?

[@nicksosicc]

Joey "I'm one dirty bastard" Diaz

[@janellemaynait]

He needs a show a la everybody hates Chris

[@br-jj6re]

I agree

[@janellemaynait]

@@br-jj6re adult swim would love that shit

[@that1guy246]

@@janellemaynait HBO

[@that1guy246]

@Hai Boai keep posting the same link and watch what happens

[@spinelli187]

“Who else but coco”

[@byzel]

Joey: *Breathes* Joe: BAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@othomas111]

Joey got me cracking the fuck up at my job! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@truthwarrior122]

Gross.

[@butteredbread1756]

Best part about this clip is that Joey is admitting he’s great at making up stories

[@taylormoore3400]

That'd work if he literally didnt do a cast with the dude he kidnapped lol

[@deadendfriends1975]

"Borrowing" stories....

[@colonelspicymustard]

most of his stories are specific and idiosyncratic enough to be easily believable. when you understand how fucked up Joey’s life was from a young age, none of the rest of the stories couldn’t be true.

[@paulanderson5621]

“Bro this was august of ‘85...” that sentence alone made me grin thanks uncle Joey

[@lil_levi4099]

0:24 sounds like a skateboard grinding on a rail😂😂

[@randolphespinosajr7810]

Joeys profanity is a deal breaker for soft individuals.

[@TheJbiz84]

I hope it breaks more than deals.

[@victorperezurbano9504]

The real deal breaker is how full of shit and how terrible a person he is. The profanity is ok, I just don't think profanity per se is funny enough to make me laugh.

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

1:16 If someone said he fit the description then it was probably him who did it, there's only 1 Joey Diaz and he's easily recognizable lmao

[@chrisr1522]

Stfu

[@TiktokBrandoniMacaroni]

Joey footlocker diaz

[@michaelbettisworth8938]

I’m in the middle of a two hour insomnia Joey marathon and couldn’t be happier 😎

[@Hype__434]

I swear Joey makes this shit up so entertaining tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@kilgoretrout6136]

I agree.

[@aphysique]

DITTO, his future is bright as a Movie ( screenwriter)!! 💯

[@matthewbond375]

Except he keeps his stories straight. Hard to do over the course of years, with so many stories, and I've been listening to Uncle Joey for a long time. Bullshitters always slip up and mix up stories, eventually. If he is bullshitting, then he's the king of bullshitting, and I still respect it.

[@velttokakka]

Its too obvious that these stories never happened

[@brianb7450]

Matthew Bond even his friends say his story’s aren’t straight. Tom said on his podcast that his story’s have holes.

[@johnmcdaid7975]

Joey 'I dunno' CoCo Diaz 🤣🤣 Tremendous 🤣🤣

[@devinallinson4824]

I cannot get enough of Joey Diaz and joe Rogan these two are a hilarious pairing

[@Sam.concha]

I just saw the thumbnail and I laughed even before I pressed play.

[@aphysique]

Joey " One Shoe 👟" Diaz!!

[@allanjim3]

Joey Diaz is always great on the JRE

[@chaznewportnewport1612]

Love joey...never let's the truth get in the way of a good story

[@evelynmariesaiter4636]

Dumb Question: What does Joey mean when he says he was “dirty” in the comic world. He lost me there. 😂

[@cadulessaz]

They curse a lot, talk about bad things...

[@jessel8481]

Clean means no lude subject matter or cursing

[@Widowson]

I'm sure he means that and morally tbh hahaha coke snorting, stealing, the works

[@matthewfortuna4464]

Nah it means he was still using & a criminal to boot

[@evelynmariesaiter4636]

Thabks y’all!

[@AHN001]

Imagine having been Joey's roomrate in the 80s, and every evening getting to hear about his crazy day

[@quintessentialgainzofficia4133]

Joey Diaz must be protected at all cost! Mans a national treasure.

[@MrHerks]

I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of Joey Diaz stories

[@isaacescobar8358]

Joey never explained what he did that he regrets so much after the judge did him that favor

[@jessel8481]

He said he went off on his ex and boyfriend. Cussed them out

[@highhitpodcast9429]

I’m a simple man, if I see a thumbnail of Joe laughing, I click.

[@alexanderalvarado9771]

Lmaoo joe is being sincere at the end.. like legit experiencing n reliving that moment and joey is just fuckin hollering!! 🤣😂

[@hubertfarnsworth8506]

Joey Diaz is on the Joe Rogan Podcast. FBI: (Intense Heavy Breathing)

[@JAYANESTHETIC]

Already knew it was gonna get good when Joey said, “...lemme tell you sum...”

[@WpGaming1]

Joey Diaz needs to be the main character in GTA 6

[@thomasthedanktrain8010]

this is the best duo , good vibes all around

[@TheHehe1223]

The Joey Diaz biopic needs to be called "Let Me Tell You Something"

[@jbf4184]

Subtitled “You know me dawg….”

[@andreahorn9808]

One of my best friends that I grew up with is a younger Joey Diaz down to the looks and mannerisms. Guy has the best funniest stories and I die laughing every time we see each other!

[@Niffumable]

Luuuckkyy ~ ! ;'(

[@on2wheels378]

Telluride is one of the few towns in the US that have Town Marshals...

[@finddeniro]

One Road. .in and out. .Small town...

[@on2wheels378]

@@finddeniro Really small... Not as creepy as a town I went to in Az. Colorado City in Mohave County. They had those Polymamists cult there. Warren Jeff's. I went there for a side job to lay fiberoptic 14 years ago. They had Town Marshals too. Cah REEEPY! Every adult male would watch us with Binos and the Marshals shadowed us for two days.

[@spencergriffin6701]

did anyone else catch joey almost say " if i was a jew" instead of credit card thief LMAO

[@nonexistenceisbliss9528]

Yup 🤣🤣

[@12SPASTIC12]

I think he was going to say jewelry thief but your take is way better.

[@davidclark7456]

Joey Diaz amazing, could listen to him all day

[@existentialmoron6334]

The stealing one shoe part fucking killed me and had me rolling on the ground

[@tylertheshark2494]

Joey “the weeze laugh” Diaz ladies and gentleman

[@aryankumarsingh8711]

Joey’ stories are legendary ...

[@Nicolaione]

9:03 Joe “sorry i have to reboot” Rogan

[@richardlionheart9371]

What a story. Love you Joey... A symbol of hope for the disenfranchised

[@MCVengeance]

I would love to see a tv show where each episode is Joey from different points in his life, but he has to play himself Even if he was a kid lmao

[@mrnobody6447]

He would be professional, like a dr.

[@adrianmagana4198]

Uncle Joey always reminds me of my grandpa (RIP) , he’s the best 👌🏼

[@j-ferrell144]

I pray uncle Joey takes care of himself. The comedy world will be empty without him ! I also think they should come out with a new godfather and make Joey the skipper

[@robertbrock3666]

He’s in the sopranos movie

[@PanchoOrdaz]

The comedy world would be empty without him? That’s a big statement man but I don’t think that’s the case but he would be missed

[@cobainemane1334]

Javier Ordaz the comedy world would be devastated if it lost Joey. You realize how many careers/ comedians he’s helped? Joey is also one of the reasons Rogan is so huge now too

[@vcamnowguy]

Cobaine Mane I thought it was the other way around. Joey himself said he owes a lot to Rogan for helping him in his life and his career

[@j-ferrell144]

Robert Brock yeah he is suppose to be, but I doubt he will play a huge role; I hope he does.

[@Double_deuce22]

Absolutely hilarious you know Judge Bellipanni. I use him quite a bit for mediations for civil cases including family law. He is one of a kind. I really like him. He tells it like it is and does not sugar coat it.

[@kalebboggs5605]

Imagine going to footlocker and joeys there😂

[@jeffaguilar5830]

Joey Diaz’s memory is f***ing immaculate!!!

[@BOBBYSOX86]

He makes up these stories. Class A bullshitter

[@TheFirstCrown]

They need to make short animations out of every story Joey tells on the podcast.

[@egatgens]

they need to make a movie of Joey life!!!! We love you Coco!!!

[@dannyboy5008]

That one persistent cop had great intuition to know not to trust Joey.

[@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy]

And we do not trust dirty cops.

[@tiltMOD]

Anyone else noticing the intermittent noise in this episode?

[@tiltMOD]

@shawn mcclanahan What?!

[@jennycoyle8204]

I adore joey stories could listen all day

[@LizziesLukas]

"send him an email on Facebook" *wait, how was that again?*

[@rockduarte9927]

Ur a geek 😊

[@ericdiaz1719]

“I smacked him because he called me a spic.” LMAO 😭

[@mrcadair]

Ahh Joey you do have some really good stories keep it up brother thank you for the entertainment

[@pla6ue]

I love how he almost tries to make you think he wasn't a piece of shit lol

[@Friendviews]

Did Joey bring the Ozium with him? 😂😂

[@shanillaice9781]

Joey’s stories are timeless😂😂

[@bodycount00]

when Joey talks Hans Christian Andersen is writing down!

[@retrokbm3004]

If Joey dropped a book I’d buy it

[@Duncan_McFly82]

Oh no doubt!

[@peterhilaire875]

The shoe part got me, “steal one shoe” hahahahaha

[@mackieincsouthsea]

Such a fantastic story teller!

[@adambradley250]

We used to take the remote for the tv out of peoples houses when we left a party knowing they’d be looking for it for hours Tremendous!

[@Dr.EdwardRichtofen115]

"Lemme tell you something" best story of ALL time always follows this sentence.

[@botticellichick6393]

Joey has lived like 30 lives!! He always has a story. 🤗

[@botticellichick6393]

@J Medrano lol 😂

[@botticellichick6393]

@J Medrano agree! He still has the craziest stories. He def did a ton a drugs. Wonder if that was because he had found his mother overdosed at such a young age...🤔

[@SD-vs8oz]

That he made up

[@botticellichick6393]

@@SD-vs8oz really? Show me because I really like the true story. 🤗

[@botticellichick6393]

@J MedranoThank you so much. I'm always intrigued with culture. Much love friend ❤❤❤

[@lesterxxx7642]

did same think. followed neighbors delivery for 6 months. finely got me.

[@TommysHouseOfMunch]

Joey Diaz is so cool he sends emails on facebook

[@mariusstrmglendrange2411]

We neeeeeeed a Joe Diaz animated show based on all his stories!!!!

[@ParadisePrince]

How tf is Joey Diaz a walking talking film

[@gluehead6327]

I’d pay $100 to see Uncle Joeys mugshot photo from the kidnapping arrest

[@PeteyParty]

Does anyone else think Joey looks like one of the dinosaurs from the 90s show Dinosaurs? That’s all I can think of when I look at him!

[@earnedkarma3180]

100% Earl Sinclair’s Boss, with the tie and overalls.

[@JM-fo1te]

*smack "Not the Mama"

[@red_five1542]

Hey Joe do you think you could get your lighting and video resolution up a little bit in your studio during your podcast. That way it looks better on my damn expensive television?

[@junjuntwnty5]

For anyone that loves joeys stories go check out the honeydew podcast starting with joeys first appearance. I’m telling you these stories need to be an r rated show on Netflix or HBO. It’s gold

[@joegarcia2573]

I think it’s obvious joey diaz is the best guest on the JRE podcast

[@IfbbProRolandcHazard]

I just love Joey's stories, fiction or non fiction lol.

[@stonehailmoccasin109]

Thank you uncle joey I have a bad family you cheerd me right up 😭