14 minutes of more useless information..

[@Xeschel]

Every week I commute across Switzerland. I usually travel for about two hours and aperture uploads his videos exactly when I get on my last bus up the mountain. Such a nice thing to end the travel on. Edit: wow thats a lot of likes

[@are_you_f_serious]

The Time is totally great. - 19:30 at a Friday evening .. we can't ask for more. 👌

[@francesco2d326]

@@are_you_f_serious it's 3 AM Edit: it's a joke. I like aperture

[@bitkurd]

You are living the true dream. That you are describing is just beautiful because everything in that trip through the mountains of Switzerland got unfolded with no resistance.

[@are_you_f_serious]

@@francesco2d326 exactly, so long we are in your Space of Time.- But is this really your argument against the rest of the World? .. That the World has different Time zones? I hope for you, that this is not true. 🤷🏿‍♂️Because it want to be a f****** ridiculous argument.

[@francesco2d326]

@@are_you_f_serious it was a joke, sorry if anyone felt offended

[@bomby_]

Falling asleep to these is so nice for some reason.

[@gabrielavila7421]

His voice is so soothing

[@xectabul]

I was going to say the same thing. I often fall asleep during these videos. And since it's not from boredom, I'm always having to replay so I can actually enjoy them. 🙂

[@orangefishy1748]

I watch his videos while painting/drawing because i dont really have to focus on the video, i cant just hear what hes saying

[@ChessCat1500]

So I'm not the only one who does that.. Hmmmmm

[@the1onesquirrel9]

His voice and his mic settings along with his perfect music choice is just something else bruh

[@AURofficial]

When he calls it useless and we actually learn more from it 😳😳😳

[@sregginetahi999]

did you learn anything useful?

[@AURofficial]

I mean ye ye ye sure!!!

[@finz8070]

@@sregginetahi999 some good dietary and fitness tips

[@bitkurd]

haha exactly, useless might be more useful than the useful and in that case, both are the same. We only give it an objective meaning thats relative to the subject's experience.

[@nightniro131]

@@sregginetahi999 yeah I can use it like a party fact

[@RheinJT]

This is the most informative '14 minutes of useless information' on youtube.

[@stumpedsuper2014]

That's why I clicked on it

[@branded_cookies8656]

Lmao

[@Novacrab]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ...or gives you radiation sickness." My new favourite quote :D

[@Ginger_Hrn]

What if it broke some bone?

[@arkay848]

Aperture: Do you want to hear some useless information? Me: Sure 🙂

[@sayani6180]

If Aperture would open a global educational institution, I'd surely join it as a regular student. I can literally sit in a class for hours if the classes are like these videos.

[@emmakorhonen]

I understand the feeling of taking weight loss a little too seriously. To anyone who has gone through it, I hope you're recovering and learning to love yourself again

[@xectabul]

It's always a good day when a new Aperture video comes out. Thanks!

[@djsarkar2886]

Was waiting so long for another part. Great as always 💛

[@ifailflash2360]

The transitios between topics where so smooth that I can't even tell you how much stuff you talked about, amazing editing!

[@McDonald_Glover]

Make this 7 hour a day and now you can call it "school"

[@king_pretzel9414]

"14 minutes of useless information" sponsored ad: *is part of the 14 minutes*

[@lemon9389]

Do I want to learn useless information? Meh… Do I want to listen to Aperture’s voice? YES 😍

[@guidebird76]

his mic is bad ngl

[@offical6733]

@@guidebird76 your speaker/headset is bad

[@B1rdify]

Yayyy, another part! Thanks bro, these vids always make my day a bit better :D

[@eddiegonzalez1460]

Love listening to your Vids while at work, doing gods work 😂😂

[@hamsnadwich6767]

9:07 That's literally saying the equivalent to "But sometimes New York can be beautiful, just ask the people at the second World Trade Center"

[@paiki....philosophyasiknow5153]

That most prized possession, a very rare bottle of alcoholic beverage, the one that never had a befitting occasion to be opened…..would be perfect to sip on, while sitting down and having a conversation with Aperture.

[@tarkkokuokkanen1060]

1:34 fun useless fact in competition prep (aka lose all fat you can) some bodybuilders might go to a 3500kcal defecit

[@kashcandy]

You should totally do more of this! It'd be like a series :D I learn more from this than from school

[@IKEMENOsakaman]

I learned more in this 14 minutes than my 3 years of high school...!!!

[@vaanivijay6552]

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” This was how vaccines were invented maybe, or just an interpretation of the original idea they had back then. Anyways, great video once again aperture! Since I missed your videos since this one got released, I think I’ll watch them now. Your voice is great as ever dude

[@uebob]

I love how the sponsor is included in the 14 minutes

[@exwhyzee6521]

useless information

[@vladimirmendoza2645]

Glad to see El Magneto make a cameo in this video.

[@serenaealvarez]

HELL YEAH THE BEST SERIES IS BACK

[@amirbahalegharn365]

wow from a calorie consumption & advertisement consumption to radiation consumption and flip a coin ... at least he didn't ask me to consume coins after coins,in small doses, to be stronger i'm really grateful for that

[@pillowmoment]

14 minutes and 14 seconds! Perfect

[@boi5738]

School: 6-8 hours of useless information Per day

[@newhandlewhodis]

This the type of videos I need to start my day

[@afterimage1993]

Thanks for this. I love your videos, especially your voice

[@ambientscience2951]

I love you thumbnail for some reason it is making me feel calm and peaced out 😅

[@Ralphr203]

Great video, thanks for creating!

[@holgermilthers425]

Apeture: "I got 14 minutes of useless information" Schools: "Thats cute"

[@gukes-ebf]

This sums up your channel well. At least you are encouraging curiosity.

[@CwazyWitIt]

"I was growing in the wrong direction" ummm, I don't know about you but... I would rather to grow further in length.

[@nikhilmehrawat]

Your videos are cool as ever, however all I want to know is where do you get so good cinematographic videos. 😬

[@tiagomori2534]

Aperture 🤝 Disrupt, make amazing videos on KZbin, thanks for the amazing videos

[@AwokenEntertainment]

of lot of this was useful - at least to me personally

[@theaimer5444]

Your voice and information seems so satisfying to me.

[@ID-su6cv]

These are life changing fact. Like literally.

[@mider-spanman5577]

Interesting that this video came out recently because I have been nervous about going to get a CT scan recently. My thought process is similar to yours though; life is a coin flip.

[@incwalker402]

12:21 anyone know the background music playing in the sponsor part? i've been searching this song for over one year now

[@VillainWorldwide]

More shower thoughts please😢❤🔥 Thank you👑

[@Arpit_Maurya]

Noone - Us - Let's watch some useless information..

[@bettermanchannel770]

The best info is the simple yet profound!!!

[@saudqawam9835]

it,s 14 minutes 14 seconds, was posted 14 hours ago, and has 41k views (at my time of viewing). So many 1s and 4s

[@Gemini_7531]

Gravitationally challanged, omfg im using that form now on

[@Arpit_Maurya]

Aperture please make a video on Astral Travel and Out of Body Experiences

[@thechancellor-]

To the *incredible person* seeing this, I wish you all the best in life❤ don't over blame yourself, accept things and go forward. Don't let others define what “success” is for you. Get up, learn the skills needed and get after it, all the keys to a happy life is in your hands. Keep pushing.

[@DauntlessBlade___]

Thanks. I needed that

[@cass964]

Is the 6000 calories thing true about chess players? My mom called me out. I tried to find a source for this info but it seems that Robert Sapolsky made this claim, I respect and admire him a lot. But on Reddit the consensus is that the 6000 calories burned per day by chess grand masters is BS. Can someone please confirm or deny this claim?

[@maxdavison4057]

I thought you were going to go into an add when you started talking about the skin care stuff then you mentioned Anatoli

[@KarvyKlaugs]

How did I get more of an education from 17 minutes of useless information than the past 5 years of school

[@DevLev]

*8:00**; lose “hair.”* 👍

[@phillialevine]

This was amazing!!!!

[@th-hb9zl]

you could do only these videos and it would work. its still entertaining

[@gubgub4182]

That moment when you know all this "useless information"

[@sauwurabh]

i only knew the redbull thing. coz I'm into edm

[@Nour-op6wo]

favorite channel ever

[@RafaX90CWB]

Cool man keep pushing!

[@lilwombat]

Is the chess one true because then you can basically think yourself thin if you can engage your brain enough. So it would be worth looking at other things that would do that

[@bald_man01]

Finally my favourite kind of video

[@yashsharma3148]

Hi aperture ! Can you please make a video on ' how much money would be spent for creating a entire new planet ' I know it's crazy , but just for comparing human economy . 😊

[@killumm]

how did we go from "red bull doesn't acually give you wings" to "what doesn't kill you really does make you stronger"

[@dylanhorkan]

happy your doing better

[@emmettbarley5721]

Wow. I've allways wanted to have 14 minutes of useless information.

[@ngounoumarkbron6559]

Guy you’re lit🥃 I love you❤️

[@n.a.boesen9647]

Bro this video is just great

[@muneeb153]

aperture is like asmr fr

[@amatureeditor8962]

Less gooo another "useless information" vid

[@thegamehouse4245]

Everybody gangsta till the useless facts are useful

[@wokeless]

hi great video btw you should make a in-depth video on manipulation (not how to, or for any malicious use) rather than just explain it and more in depth on how the human mind works . i feel like it would be v interesting as i watch most of your videos.

[@tristan4175]

Red flag

[@AhmetKaan]

*Most great accomplishments were achieved by the people, who at first had no idea what they were doing.* Keep going my friend. I am cheering for you. 🙂

[@carlbrenninkmeijer8925]

Well well, thank you very much !

[@pandaaiman6644]

This is clickbait. This is useful information

[@Ascard]

Yees lets goo I love useless information😍😂

[@mbamuukatjiri2262]

What's the outro song??

[@incwalker402]

Yo same. If you ever find out please let me know

[@d4c-lovetrain632]

Pre 1000 gang. I love Aperture

[@budbud240]

This seems more like Ideas you couldn't make a full video about so you put them all into one

[@windycityspecialties]

Can you provide the study that shows the chess master calorie burn? I couldn't find the study.

[@loganwolv3393]

Wait are the "chess players utilize 6000 calories" really real? I know the brain needs a lot of calories to operate and solving complex stuff increases it but honestly this dosen't sound realistic because when your body is in need to burn lots of calories it switched to anabolic metabolism wich means your cells can ferment glucose because there's not enough oxygen to properly metabolize glucose for more ATP so in response your body will make you breathe more so that's when you're really burning lots of calories and during chess you don't hyperventilate like that... Idk the numbers seem too high to be believable.

[@holdenlester]

Tournament chess games can go on for multiple hours so professional chess player may literally play for 10 hours in a day if they play a couple games. I'm sure that the long duration has an impact on the number at least

[@mlungisimokhethi6958]

I hate that I understand this.

[@loganwolv3393]

@@holdenlester Yeah, it does but still it's not too easy to believe.

[@kapoioBCS]

It is definitely wrong.

[@josepharoh7958]

I feel like a nerd for understanding this

[@avishake5718]

excellent caption bro

[@daniel_rossy_explica]

This video should have been named "14 minutes of tangents".

[@yunseiprod]

Top-3 thumbnails of all time

[@バラタァンズ]

You guys know the nearest particle accelerator?

[@spotlight4454]

9:40 whats the background music

[@salatelmashe6023]

you're video is so good

[@timothypeden3516]

I think red-bull needs an aspartame free/vegan version.

[@rogerweng1150]

So chess players are legitimately unironically sweaty af tryhards…

[@IsaacJoshi]

*To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. 🙏🏽.* *Incredible video!*

[@are_you_f_serious]

Individualism ..

[@mohdvanwolfswinkel3897]

14:14 my fav number mate😙😙😙

[@tommyo2172]

bro has 1million Gigabytes of b-roll videos.

[@rubipineda2422]

Ngl I think u should post more often :)

[@XX-qg8fx]

Very useful information

[@goose7453]

Nice renaming of the shower thoughts videos 👍

[@spectator6552]

10:43 actually i punch walls sometimes cuz its kinda funny (dont ask why im just crazy) and my knuckles are strong and dont hurt much even when i punch a wall hard its kinda like a superpower xD

[@dontaskmewhy8734]

My doctor: you have 14 minutes to live Me: holy shit why 14 minutes

[@Reikookuu]

Brilliant ad at the end made me think someone else was talking. I'm guessing your were using a different mic or was slightly sick.

[@aryanchanpa9443]

I wonder what 14 minutes of useful information might come up to be

[@ruriwijaya595]

This is the most handsome voice I've ever heard

[@barneyclifton6402]

Ahh yes, it's the gluten. Always the gluten. (a protein that people blame for... Obesity??)

[@theriverross9959]

were do all this clips come from?