15 Surprising Pokemon Stats

[@WatcherofVideosSometimes]

Man, I really hate it when I'm driving down the motorway and suddenly I'm cut off by an overweight cat coming past at 600MPH... so frustrating!

[@Floramon831]

LoL

[@ashrafunnisamoinuddin9706]

Lmao

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

Lol

[@minsoo5222]

Dan Bradford Ik right? 🤣

[@mixedvirgo6045]

😆

[@jorgitosilva]

Ninjask does shed it's shell when evolving... so leaving behind half of its defense kinda makes sense to me...

[@slick_rickgaming1102]

I also thought dusknoir having low HP makes sense...since you know...it's dead

[@justyourneighborhoodtrash1817]

I agree

[@princehunter6388]

Slick Rick how about Half ghost types

[@runeblade099]

@@slick_rickgaming1102 also act as balancing?

[@hystericallover5989]

it makes sense for it to leave half of its defense, but the stat itself is way too high

[@Robert_H.]

So my fat house cat sometimes reaches the speed of light when I open a can. I don't find it so illogical.

[@walnut6684]

Once I didn't know where my cat it so I figured if I put food on its bowl it would come then as soon as I picked up it's food.he meowed

[@watchf]

550 isn’t even the speed of sound get your facts straight

[@slurpee2431]

Ant3609 r/wooosh

[@raihanramli6500]

@@watchf wow. I didn't know that 550 ain't a speed of sound!! Thank You, Captain Obvious!! You just saved a life!!

[@watchf]

Your welcome no problem, peaple like you are not so bad yeah know

[@jrlaps521]

Fun fact: Shedinja also has 45 defense (not that it matters lol) like Ninjask, and added together they make 90 like Nincada. So you could assume Ninjask lost 45 defense specifically because of losing its former shell, Shedinja

[@griffinkimball2454]

For me it looked like the attack and defense swapoed from 45 attack and 90 defense to 90 attack and 45 defense, showing it's change in priority

[@squatch1565]

The new Regi trio: Registeel, Regirock, and Regiwaddle.

[@drowsified2782]

Still better then regigigas

[@elissafrasure8523]

Sophia.H. Fair

[@masterxstevenstones6496]

@@drowsified2782 rgigigas is a disgrace trash!

[@illuminatedgamer9544]

I want to like but I cant because 69 likes

[@mdmahbubmorshed9829]

@@illuminatedgamer9544 well now u can!!!!

[@Aaron-hv4hr]

*a living iceberg crashes into me* Me: ouch *a tiny caterpillar bumps into me* Me: OUCH

[@ashrafunnisamoinuddin9706]

Wailord crashes into you: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@qwertysysysyysysysyzz]

A cosmoem smashes you to the ground.. You:.. Yeah you're dead lol.

[@InvalidOS]

A bee fly just throws a tiny amount of pollen at you: AAAAAAAAARGH A literal ant bumps into you: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A fish chimera abomination that can't breathe hits you with its gills: AAAAAAAAAAAUDUDHSUEIAUAUFUCYSYSUDHFHZHAA [REDACTED FOR BREVITY]

[@jewel4606]

Is regice a sp. atker? Its sp. atk is x2 of its atk

[@emilychoker2951]

Oof

[@Moony-Lighty]

Purugly is terrifying, imagine seeing Garfield just DASH at you with the speed of light.

[@1eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1]

*L A S A G N A J O N H A N D IT OVER*

[@internationalcommunity525]

It will appear behind you and purrs nothing personal kid

[@Buttington_Headerson]

@@internationalcommunity525 nothing PURRsonal

[@zubair-rp1ie]

@@1eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 nonsense

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

_"Jon, I can smell you."_

[@andres4455]

Nincada, after evolving, splits in body and armor; armor turns into shedinja, and body turns into ninjask. That’s why ninjask and shedinja both have 1/2 of Nincada’s defense.

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

Onix: slams my head in with it's gigantic tail made of dense rocks and minerals Me: tis but a scratch Flareon: playfully jumps on my head Me: concussion and brain damage

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

@Dontae Has *_no_*

[@notstephen4225]

So u would say concussion and brain damage?

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

@@notstephen4225 i was gonna ask why it said 7 years ago but i see now Edit: the name used to have" • 7 years ago" at the end of his name

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

@Dontae Has stop saying first, it is _extremely_ annoying

[@bluepearl4624]

That’s some SERIOUS shade to throw at Onix, sis.

[@unlimitedduckgamer]

Iceberg hits Titanic Titanic: *sinks* Sewaddle hits Titanic Titanic: *deleted*

[@Noivern87]

Lmaoooo

[@sponge_elfe4914]

Lol. So true though xD

[@curiouscreator8806]

lol...

[@digital_video_disc]

Yeet n delete

[@mateololero4091]

Gone. Reduced to atoms

[@theoneandonlyjams]

My Leafon tanked a Blast Burn in Sun...it was level 80. I still love that Leafeon, it evolved in the grass trial :)

[@gamingnyan4381]

Nice leafeon is my fave mon and I have it I’m ultra sun aanf Pokemon shield

[@jojisapperentice7131]

My vaporean tanked a frenzy plant and it's in level 93 ,it's so bulky

[@gamingnyan4381]

Nightmarefalls420 nice

[@s_r-d2n]

Jeez a Blast Burn?

[@ryanshutt8542]

Wow

[@B1rakul0us1yflare14]

12:52 Solrock can use explosion thats why they gave it a higher physical attack than special attack and what happens when some stars reached its limit, it'll explode 👍

[@ItsAidanGames]

They should give solrock a signature move called supernova.

[@meticakolli1237]

@@ItsAidanGames Base 300 power and burns if oppenent survive unless water veil or fire type or both

[@SableTheCrazyPerson]

@@meticakolli1237 And it causes the User to Faint

[@crowfather0249]

@@SableTheCrazyPerson Or it has 10% accuracy.

[@plohka1141]

Here’s a fun one: A shadow ball from a Gastly, presuming they have the same IV’s, natures, etc, would do the same damage as a shadow ball From a Dragapult

[@PaulSmith-od6dp]

Yeah I dont get why people run special d pult.

[@plohka1141]

Because 100 special attack is still very high, and it has a good special movepool. Gastly just has an absurdly high special attack for the first Pokémon in a three-stage evolution line

[@cintronproductions9430]

My Dragapult is Jolly so instead I run a physical set with Dragon Darts and Phantom Force with a Power Herb so she can hit something instantly on the first use. Well, a mixed set, cuz I also run Flamethrower on her. I know she's Jolly, but without Flamethrower she gets walled by them Steel types. It still works tho. Her last slot is Suckah Punch, cuz Wynaut.

[@tryhardpenguin9636]

A gastly IS a shadow ball

[@plohka1141]

No, no... he has a point

[@raphialfehr8593]

"Solrock has strong cosmic powers" Martin: "yes, cosmic powers to make you lose max raid battles"

[@raphialfehr8593]

@@Hihi-lo2di its kind of funny, I hear all about Martins solrock being trash all the time but in my game he has only used cosmic power 1 time and rock polish 5 times out of the many times he has been on my team. Talk about lucky.

[@fishfox]

i feel that solrock attacks more than eevee who seems to ONLY know helping hand

[@TunaBear64]

fishfox but hey, boost a STAB super-effective strong move from a Lv100 is better that a weak attack from Eevee, he always been a Support in doubles

[@MAkbar-ki7uh]

Slaking 670 base stats

[@jean-francoissambwa6631]

OMGh, that guy is the worse. Sometimes I rage so much I Ko it myself 🤣

[@Faelocke]

Ledian: Lots of physical coverage moves, Iron Fist Ability, access to various physical boosting options Also Ledian: *Base 30 Attack.*

[@BladeTNT2018]

It's base attack is 35

[@IAmMissingnoMaster]

@@BladeTNT2018 Oh, that's much better.

[@Eric-py8yy]

@@IAmMissingnoMaster better than 30

[@toxicflamez1]

gotta love that base 15 special attack on mega beedrill.

[@IAmMissingnoMaster]

@@toxicflamez1 I do love it, because lowering it to 15 means all the more of that +100 BST gets allocated to Attack and Speed. They knew what they were doing with Mega Beedrill.

[@wingedbluj1674]

What can surprise quite a few people is Gallade's special defense. It's actually crazy high for a physical attacker.

[@memsequaimb1721]

guess it makes sense since introduction of fairy types and most fairy moves are special except for, I think play rough.

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

I think it's because Gallade is more of a support Pokemon. It's got Wide Guard, Quick Guard, Helping Hand, and Taunt. It's like like it was meant to be a great support Pokemon with a strong Close Combat.

[@---oq5kb]

​@@memsequaimb1721 Gallade was introduced 2 generations before the fairy type.

[@ijc8057]

Me gets hit by a onix: aw man, that hurt Also me gets hit by a sentret: *I have been severely injured and cannot move*

[@madhipeddappakuppan2373]

Lol

[@李笑媚-b5b]

Lmao

[@adrianarose5894]

I been hit by a big rock 1 milion time at the knee but i only have a scar on my knee

[@jeffreygao3956]

Pfft, I can wrestle Onix to the ground and outmuscle it!

[@xavierhege7186]

10:01 The thing with Wailord actually kind of makes sense. Wailord is basically a living blimp. It is practically like hollow on the inside or something. idk.

[@cymberciara]

But still. Joltik is pretty much a spider

[@xavierhege7186]

@@cymberciara Well yeah, but still. A spider is so much more dense than a balloon.

[@cymberciara]

@@xavierhege7186 dense maybe, but not more durable than like a blimp. Also isn't Wailord more of a whale than a blimp😂😂

[@xavierhege7186]

@@cymberciara Wailords pokedex entry says otherwise. Also ... spiders are freaking strong. Those things never skip leg day. They're like ants in that regard.

[@viktorpanko6803]

I like to think that there are 2 types of defense either the pokemon is really physically strong like Onix thus being able to tank attacks or like joltik vs waillord(can't spell not going to bother) the cute little spider is tiny and harder to hit than a gaint whale so thus having more defense.

[@Scraggy-hb2ut]

*OH FRICK A HUGE BIG CHUNK LIVING ICE IS RUNNING AT ME* *oh that didn’t hurt that much...* *aww a adorable little swaddle is coming!* *OH FRICK THAT HURT!*

[@idontknowwhatimdoing8095]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[@kermitthefrog8049]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@zekreon278]

@@idontknowwhatimdoing8095 wow how long did it take to type that

[@idontknowwhatimdoing8095]

@@zekreon278 50 or 30 seconds

[@zekreon278]

@@idontknowwhatimdoing8095 why tho just why so many

[@Saimeren]

The earth crab thing looks to only have a small layer of clay, and a lot of loam/soil. Clay is the hard stuff. That's the stuff that gives you trouble while digging. Loam/soil is relatively easy to move through. But have you ever tried to dig through a tree root? Now that's a challenge. Get out your hatchet. Maybe Leafeon is a tree root with leaves on it.

[@tae7073]

Idk, he looks pretty leafy to me

[@williamgeorge3111]

One broke my dad's Mattock.

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@tae7073 yeah it’s not called rooteon

[@shreayas3309]

da pharmar

[@dnd1016]

Garfield: oh boy Lasaga tim *zooms faster then a Jet plane*

[@cowrocks3630]

yes

[@randallherdocia5421]

*t i m*

[@lunarduo5514]

GARFIELD TIME

[@curiouscreator8806]

*J O H N W H E R E I S M Y L A S A G N A I N E E D I T B E F O R E I B A T T L E L A T I O S A N D L A T I A S*

[@spookyahhghost]

Lasaga tim

[@Gfp1995]

I think we interpret speed too literally, in battle speed determines who attacks first but that's really not about speed but reactivity. I can easily see a Pokemon being given an intentionally low speed stat to make it more reactive as opposed to being proactive

[@erissromero3822]

Totally agreee

[@brawlmasterjoelstudios]

So, the speed stat is actually reaction speed? I could see that

[@frankchen4229]

I'm guessing that's why dragonite and pidgeot dont exceed base 130 speed

[@dawholep]

That was my thought. The speed stat isn't the Pokemon's top speed if they were to race, but reaction speed. Who is able to move into attack more quickly.

[@wannabehistorian371]

Still Vikavolt makes no sense.

[@jasonramirez1064]

You forgot on: Miltank is apparently faster then Rayquaza

[@jembozaba4864]

He probably missed that on purpose. It does involve Mitank after all

[@halezyung2514]

Well that’s what rayquaza gets for trying to challenge lord helix for his god status

[@soulhoney1908]

@@halezyung2514 mega rayquaza: no

[@thelordoflizards00]

Isn’t miltank/satan fatter than rayquaza

[@leenarathod1688]

Le RAYQUAZA be like What...... What the duck....

[@gustavoburciaga6200]

There’s a difference between travel speed and combat speed, some Pokémon maybe able to travel at incredible speeds but it doesn’t mean charging an attack won’t take them sometime.

[@EonLatios]

"Purugly faster than Latios and Latias" Me : *Wait.... what?*

[@Robert_H.]

My fat house cat sometimes reaches the speed of light when I open a can. I don't find it so illogical.

[@tylazermk8271]

My cats like every door in the house open waits by them while they're closed, and goes faster than a bullet when it's opened.

[@bluepearl4624]

Can say, my cat (who is currently 14 kg) can move at hyper speeds and outrun a jet plane.

[@pumpkincat8336]

As a cat owner (sort of), this actually makes sense

[@mettatonsagent7541]

My very liquid cat tends to evade everything and can probably run to Florida faster than any flight :b

[@ScreamSodaInc]

Let's be honest, Gen 7 didn't like the speed stat.

[@nimi_dahav]

Yeah Incineroar is slower than Litten

[@horseradish2184]

gen 7? what about 8, with three pokemon with 30 speed?

[@איתןשי]

I think Gamefreak decided to fit the Gen 7 Pokemon with the tropical theme and so they made them slower... As for the Gen 8 slow guys, remember that all of those are Trick Room users

[@TheKabuto90]

And to add to that, most of the gen 8 dex seems to be built around themes, so for them to make slow pokemon with trick room in mind wouldn't surprise me at all.

[@Wreckbot_]

To me, it felt like half of the fully evolved Alolan Pokemon had speed stats of base 60 or lower

[@ziggyzaggy8840]

Politoad got the Drizzle ability, making him core in rain teams. Poliwrath got outclassed by a slew of other fighting type pokemon, so you'd almost always want a Politoad over Poliwrath. Could be a reason why they buffed him.

[@kimotokirby1601]

Still kinda weird but yeah.

[@unevennoble9363]

And dustox is leagues better than the worst lepidorian Pokemon in the game.

[@gabzOG]

I'd still pick poliwrath because politoed I don't like

[@gengarzilla1685]

Poliwrath's typing is much better, honestly. Water/Fighting with Water Absorb gives a hella underrated spread of resists and an immunity to a popular type. If you're doing weatherless teams, always pick Poliwrath over Politoed.

[@sneakyratsniper]

@@gengarzilla1685 If your in normal single player pokemon, sure go use Poliwrath. But in a competitive environment pleasee don't use Poliwrath, the only time I've seen it being used is in a cheesy belly drum set which works 10% of the time.

[@avoiceofreason7]

Actually, the wailord/joltik thing makes sense for two reasons, those being dexterity and size. When calculating your Armor Class in D&D dexterity is taken into account. Which is easier to hit, something small and fast like a spider, or big and slow like a whale?

[@redrazorx-23]

“Not a single fighting type Pokémon before gen 5 has higher attack than flareon”...and yet it still sucks

[@vibra7]

They did give him the 95 on the special attack (which is useless) if they swaped the special attack and the speed he would have been much better

[@vibra7]

Also for anyone who doesn't know this: all Eeveelutions have fixed stats of 60+60+65+95+110+130, which are just rearranged between every different one

[@redrazorx-23]

Vibra thats true

[@redrazorx-23]

Vibra the fact that flareon isnt good isnt flareon’s fault in the slightest...They just gave it stats that don’t really support it

[@masteroffiyah]

@@redrazorx-23 The reason that you are not making sense is not your fault.... It is just that your analogy stats are really really low

[@TheBrotherhoodofCadendale]

nobody: purugly at 3am: "gotta go F A S T"

[@greysa5074]

I see what you did there XD That's what my cat does. Lol

[@alba5977]

Fast af boii

[@harikiran4339]

Now it makes sense! XD

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@George Washington Entertainment Nobody: You: Stop with the nobody memes.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

LOL

[@cintronproductions9430]

Remember people, DON'T take a shot every time he says "The competitive scene", you will die in seconds.

[@patrykboduch9458]

Unless you are from eastern Europe xd

[@AdamB3519]

I dud I fink it bad

[@daikisakai7896]

I wanted to press the like button but it was on 69...

[@PeterGriffin11]

@@AdamB3519 I think it's clear you've been taking shots.

[@Dawen6ka]

Wait, currently this video has been released for 49 MINUTES, so how has this been posted an hour ago?

[@javisling3746]

The eeveelution thing partly makes sense, Flareon can use quite some physical moves, while some grass types are bulky as well, which is because so they can tank enemies and leech seed them, as well as poisoning, making them sleep or paralyzing

[@darknessmyolfriend6817]

That still doesn’t matter. Machamp is a fighting type Pokémon with four very-developed muscly arms! Flareon should NOT be able to hit as hard as Machamp, it has skinny tiny arms! Leafeon is made of leaves. Leaves are very fragile whilst Crustle is literally a crab with an earth shell, earth is very tough. Rather if Grass is bulky, it shouldn’t be more bulky than a literal rock-type!

[@StormSecond]

Once, my Frogadier was level 30, and I fought a level 25 purugly. It out speeded me so hard, when I raised my speed by two stages, it was still faster

[@jayclearmen411]

yup this is facts i had one in diamond a pearl an that thing was an underrated beast!! it chewed up an spit out a lot of my opponents..frfr ppl sleep on purugly cuz team galactic grunts have em but forget that..thing is fast an hits harder than you’d think… sucker punch aerial ace quick attack body slam

[@spitzeer]

wait what game

[@StormSecond]

@@spitzeer a game on Roblox called Pokemon Brick Bronze

[@bummyrabbit950]

I like to think of the speed stat as “reaction time to trainers order” rather than actual speed. So purrugly, being a cat, has a fast reaction time and can attack before latios and Latias, even if they have a higher top speed. Thank you for listening to my ted talk :)

[@cheesydelphox1552]

That’s- actually a really good way to think of it- 🤔

[@hystericallover5989]

Except thats not true, seeing how if you flee or not is partially dependent on the head mon's speed stat. Plus, if it WAS reaction time, Latias and Latios could still strike Purugly *first,* because even if they react slower, *they’re jet planes against a big cat.* Cool to think about, *but no.*

[@Dw7freak]

Or it could be bursts of speeds or dexterity. A cat being able to jump out of the way of a coming attack makes sense. Also, Electrode is the fastest Gen 1 Pokemon, with a base speed of 140. Is it faster than a fighter jet? No. But it's able to do quick manoeuvres because of its spherical shape.

[@justaguyiguess910]

I consider it the time it takes for an attack to happen after it knows the order. Vikavolt, for example, is based on a railgun, and as such would take a while to charge its attacks, whereas purugly is a cat that is far more capable of quickly pulling off an attack as soon as it knows what to do. Sorry if this is what your comment meant, but I assume you're talking about the time taken between the trainer giving the order and the Pokémon registering it.

[@julezz9791]

@@justaguyiguess910 still wouldn't make it faster than the lati twins. Jets are waaay faster than cats in real life to so that's even more invalid

[@zememerr2329]

Munchlax: You can’t defeat me. Dustox: I know, but they can. Ponyta: (walks in with a 410 base stat total)

[@siragon756]

Ponyta isn't a baby pokemon though

[@zememerr2329]

Siragon It’s still a first stage Pokémon though

[@siragon756]

@@zememerr2329 But that specific entry was about the strongest of the baby pokemon, which is Munchlax. If you wanna play that game, Scyther is also a first stage pokemon, with his 500 BST

[@smartdinos2521]

Ze Memerr Arceus is a first stage pokemon with 720 BST

[@xKelaino]

Smart Dinos89 Bruh that’s a mythical

[@DeedeeX12]

" I will destroy you with teleport " -Abra

[@kaviyakavi2817]

😂😂

[@jaredcrabb]

To be fair Abra can be taught TMs.

[@e_is_for_existential_crisis]

*disappears and re appears menacingly*

[@ItsAidanGames]

It would be funny if they gave abra base 1000 stk, satk, and speed and removed all attacking moves and stat boosting/lowering moves it could learn from tm.

[@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL]

Suffocation

[@THE_funnyalt]

Arkoos making Purugly: Make it a cat, Make it purple.. Mew: aww that’s cu- Make it fat. Mew: Excuse me what the- Make it faster than some legendary Pokemon. Mew: dips Edit: guys calm down LOL the awesome yt is probably new to mandjtv

[@omegadeadpool4987]

Underrated as much as a Venusaur.

[@abhimanue.j1674]

@@omegadeadpool4987 so true...

[@IDk-fy8nl]

But isn't it gray?

[@brianchan8]

*Archoos

[@Michael-ns3gm]

It is ARKOOS

[@wyn798]

Jolteon when he gets mentioned:its a pleasure to be here on your show today

[@Malayan-dude-69]

Wtf happened to the floor

[@biocurved]

hi I’m flareon

[@buumonono9581]

Qqqqqq

[@jacefox3801]

It's the floor tentacles

[@wyn798]

@@Malayan-dude-69 the world may never know

[@masterplayer4232]

There is an honorable mention concerning one of the Eeveelutions that should probably be included: Glaceon has a higher special attack stat than Giratina

[@hubdub1130]

I’m sorry *What*

[@dodinhphu4547]

When a dog can manipulate energy better than satan

[@momokochama1844]

@@hubdub1130 Glaceon 130 Giratina 100 Giratina Origin Form 120 :)

[@spades1513]

wtf

[@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186]

On defense of Giratina, on his release he was meant to be the Beef tank of the trio. Hence why he has the highest HP stat and more balanced Def and special, where Dialga was more tank against physical and Palkia against Special.

[@gardevoirmaster5743]

To be honest leafeon having a high defense kinda makes sense because if you think about it. It’s hard to punch a leaf and break it because it’s so flimsy and light so if a machamp punches a leafeons tail or something. The leaf will just be pushed around

[@jeffrenjr]

"Wailord is the biggest Pokémon in the game" Eternatus: *plays world's smallest violin*

[@celenawagers204]

Wailord dynamax is the biggest pokemon, its the size of the world

[@themagicalonionfairy7455]

Jeff Ren how big is eternatus

[@acquaelettricasuper8090]

@@themagicalonionfairy7455 eternamax eternatus is 100 m tall!

[@themagicalonionfairy7455]

acquaelettrica super I looked it up it’s 67,07 feet not meters

[@bulborb8756]

@@themagicalonionfairy7455 yea Eternatus is fucking massive, makes perfect sense when you see that Eternatus is called the Gigantic Pokemon

[@plantimations1232]

Well, ninjask has a lower defense because it’s supposed to be the cicada that just came out of it’s cocoon, meaning it’s exoskeleton is softer

[@plantimations1232]

@DRIN HYKOSMONI What about a *Pokemon professor*

[@plantimations1232]

@DRIN HYKOSMONI yeah but Pokémon thinks logically, they’d make Pokémon strong or weak depending on their origins So there had to be at least a bit of science in there

[@dontmisunderstand6041]

Fun fact. Shedinja and Ninjask combined to equal Nincada's defense stat. The bug inside the shell combined with the shell is equal to the bug that had the shell still on, defensively. Also interesting enough... their base hp stats combine to exactly double Nincada's.

[@shaunsimon9189]

@@dontmisunderstand6041 but shouldn’t the actual bug have more Atleast by a bit. And then the shell would have a little bit less but they would still equal to nincadas defense.

[@alexnuzlocker12]

"Crustle is literally wearing a piece of the Earth!" Eh, it's sandstone, that stuff's pretty fragile.

[@danielsanimation2103]

But leafeon is made of leaves and flesh

[@alexnuzlocker12]

@@danielsanimation2103 I know, I was just pointing out that sandstones not that great either.

[@danielsanimation2103]

@@alexnuzlocker12 ok :)

[@rain8412]

Daniel's Animation Hey, you try breaking a leaf with a sledgehammer.

[@danielsanimation2103]

@@rain8412 you got a point there XD lmao

[@haram6440]

Well to be fair, ticks are notoriously pretty hard to kill, and wailord is lighter than air, so it makes sense to be able to just be deflated when hit.

[@emxrqlds646]

Fact: karrablast has 3 Times Speed as it's evolution, Escavalier.

[@ki11j0y2]

Well it does get big bulky armor and all

[@Areegatoe]

The shell from shelmet gotta be heavy

[@RockyKido]

“ It flies around at high speeds”

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Accelgor has nearly 6x the Speed of Shelmet (145 vs 25). That armor is freaking heavy.

[@greenboi9429]

The jousting Pokemon. Is slower. Than its weaker form. Uh.

[@JOEMAMA-do1kc]

Who else expected him to say “zacian has high attack, and zamazenta has high defense”

[@azucenamoranfente3307]

Me.

[@RBatman5000]

Me

[@obrien8or524]

Me

[@gregorlangemeier4116]

Don't you hate it, when sentences don't end how you potato salad.

[@Dhjjgghjbf]

@@gregorlangemeier4116 don't end

[@wesleyoldham4222]

So, Purugly is Garfield hearing about nearby lasagna?

[@shurikenblast]

0_0

[@amethyst_the_rainwing]

XD

[@gachacarrot6406]

Facts

[@gachacarrot6406]

@Yo Momma Ever heard of the word ignoring?

[@gachacarrot6406]

@Yo Momma Nah bro, i'm happier than you

[@garfeld625]

I like to think that the speed stat stands for reaction time. Not how fast you are. Hence why vikavolt is slow (cannot turn quickly, planes take forever to turn around), but purugly is so fast (even fat cats can claw an eye out before you know they are attacking you)

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

It can perform acrobatic flying manoeuvres, so turning isn't a problem. It probably just takes time to charge attacks.

[@kye_the_possum]

So in a way, “speed” just means agility.. Actually makes sense. Hmm.

[@ОлексійКупранець]

11:29 i think that makes sense. Remember, you do not know how defensive the husk that ninjask left behind is. And its apparently strong enough to whitstand all non-super effective attacks.

[@rollihd714]

a little bug having more def as a legend and mega evolutions make sense to u?

[@theultragamer8140]

Michael: a little ferret thing does less damage than a giant Rock snake. Me: yeah of course that makes perfect sense

[@Lunictd]

Why would a huge rock snake get out of its way to attack anyone? Ferrets on the other hand are mean spirited and they like attacking stuff and other creatures.

[@rescuerex7031]

@@Lunictd Ferrets are lovely they're just little Mischievous Stinkers

[@suchomimustenerensis]

@@Lunictd that is very not true.

[@helenluong2568]

@@Lunictd People have ferrets for pets dude. They are not very aggressive only to protect themselves. Even if they did hurt you it won’t be as bad as a giant ass snake that would probably strangle you in a minute.

[@NeoArashi]

"Wailord is the biggest pokemon in the game" *Eternatus entered the chat room*

[@rajkrish19]

Eternatus: Hey people. Did I hear something?

[@hamburgin1926]

Ultra necrozma has called his lawyer

[@88MillerRyan]

Eternamax eternatus: Pardon?

[@NeoArashi]

Ham Burgin Ultra Necrozma is half the size of Wailord

[@hamburgin1926]

For me he is the largest the almighty shining one ultra necrosma

[@BigMeat41968]

Breloom has the same attack as Machamp, which is weird but awesome to me.

[@jeffreygao3956]

Hercules has more competition!

[@videomakermiller8188]

Flareon: enters the ring Machamp: *Finally a worthy opponet our battle will be legendary*

[@steel.9714]

Think what will happen to refree in the legendary fight

[@radiantmoth112]

But Flareon has no moves

[@steel.9714]

@@radiantmoth112 Flamethrower *

[@helenluong2568]

@@steel.9714 that is a reference to the Pokémon talk show and there is a episode called “Flareon has no moves”

[@steel.9714]

@@helenluong2568 Oh. I should follow Pokemon talk too. Thanks

[@I.am.TheAngryPumpkin]

MandJTV: Imagine owning a pudgy cat who's faster than airplanes Me trying to get my cat in the tub for a shower: ._ .

[@ShinyRK9]

Same ._.

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

yes ._.

[@callmeenzy5715]

F

[@blueheaven1048]

Does your cat like water or hate it? 0 o 0

[@BlackHero20]

9:58 this seems really weird but it actually makes sense. Tarantulas are suprisingly durable in real life and it is really easy to pierce an object that is both light and very large.

[@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769]

Plus Wailord has no armour and is fully exposed

[@BlackHero20]

@Bulbasaur a bit of a fix It's is not lighter than air, it is less dense than air. But regardless the point being it's really light for it's size

[@lordofgoosez1039]

Nincada has double defense because Shedinja, a whole other pokemon, also came off of Nincada to become Ninjask

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Slaking could be one of the most overpowered Pokemon based on its stats but it's ruined by the worst ability in the game next to Slow Start.

[@jackcaster6912]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache we meet Again

[@Ballguy-tq8gl]

Use skill swap in a double battle

[@shabba8487]

Why are you everwhere

[@amberknight7301]

That's kind of the point. Slaking isn't a Legendary Pokemon or anything, so they had to give it a hindering ability to balance out its stats. In fact, it's high stats probably came after the designers decided on the ability.

[@moth4987]

Slakings awesome

[@skrilllfury2120]

Bea’s defense stat must be insane to spar with a machamp.

[@themagicalonionfairy7455]

skrilllfury 21 ikr

[@charlesbrownjr5618]

Must be higher than leafeon's

[@salvatore_slate]

skrilllfury 21 nah just high hp

[@sanstheskeleton446]

Keep in mind she still hurt her hand really bad in that episode, BECAUSE she sparred with machamp.

[@librawerewolf103]

Felt like putting this for no reason. I just felt like it ( Playing Shield and I just defeated Raihan) Me in the wild area: Maybe I should train a little... ( Sees a Gigalith wandering around ) Me: Oh, a Gigalith! I should catch it! Encounters it. It’s shiny. Me remembering it has Explosion: Oh no... Don’t worry, I caught it. His name is Dimitri, and he’s my precious boy.

[@gustavju4686]

Oh, thank God. Thought it blew up on you as soon as I read explosion.

[@librawerewolf103]

Gustav Ju: Apparently, Gigalith learns Explosion at 54. I caught this Gigalith at level 51. I was lucky.

[@sylviasophie3132]

Lucky you mate

[@erwinsanchez1236]

OMG Thats VERY lucky

[@jjging4308]

Libra Werewolf yo that was my first shiny I had played diamond platinum and fire red and then black and caught a roggenrolla I’m really glad it was my first because it was such a good shiny

[@ZY-lq7gc]

Sewaddle: FEAR ME Regice: Yes master.

[@Splat2n]

Another one: furret is taller than charizard you heard me a CHARIZARD

[@fliptop5134]

no. furret’s height is actually just how long it is. if furred could stand on its tail, yes, but not really.

[@rocket2995]

@@fliptop5134 furret is listed not as a serpent, but as a field like pokemon. Like absol. So...

[@juniper5604]

You find yourself on the ground, in the middle of a dark forest. You have no memory of any past events, not that it matters. You realize that there are no stars in the night sky, nor moon. You get up and brush yourself off, heart beating faster than a purugly. All of a sudden you hear heavy footsteps nearing towards you. That fast heart beat disappears in a millisecond, and you freeze. You get back on the ground, hoping it'll hide you from this... Creature. Clearly you aren't thinking straight. A long, snake light creature appears from the shadows. It appears to have horns and blood red eyes. It is... 6 FEET TALL?! You hope it can't hear your pounding heart, although you already know it does. It approaches you. Those horns were just ears, and it was a giant ferret! You sigh in relief, and feel better until you see what's in this creature's hands. It raises it's weapon, and your scream cuts sharper than the axe going through your body.

[@betterthanunknownfnaf]

@@juniper5604 the horror English assignment in Pokémon school

[@d.s8679]

Charizard*

[@641mamaluigi]

(I find it sad that pyroar, a FIRE LION has a lower physical attack than Sunflora, the weakest flower at that, while on the other hand it's funny how Magmortar is just barely faster than chandelure)

[@bulbasaur15]

#001 And the sad/funny part about it is that one of it's abilities is Moxie and it's a hidden ability. Gamefreak knew that they dropped the ball on that one.

[@kewltheo]

I was actually waiting for that one

[@guidomista3570]

l a m p

[@jakeh.5014]

Pyroar is my favorite Pokémon but it’s sad that it’s a special attacker... it doesn’t even get that many great physical moves for an adamant nature set up :/

[@alexs5814]

Well it's kinda logical that a heavy mortar, usually the heaviest of Artillery on a battlefield, would be slow and arduous to heave around...

[@hannanarbeed5116]

Michael: A pudgy cat faster than a jet plane is impossible Nyan Cat: *hold my rainbows* Also Wailord isn’t the king of size anymore, Eternatus stole that spot. R.I.P Wailord’s rein.

[@ianwhite2264]

Considering Wailord is a Water type, wouldn't it be Wailord's Rain?

[@hannanarbeed5116]

Ian White *slow claps* Nice

[@ryanmeis2045]

About the Trapinch, Poliwrath situation. Normally, you put more force into crunching something with jaw. When your punching something, sure you may be tensing your muscles to hit it hard, but your using multiple muscles at once when you do.

[@SoushirouT]

Well, I guess Wailord makes some sense since it's partially based on blimps

[@shiny9690]

Me, driving at 3AM on an empty road: Purugly: (moving at mach speeds, zooms past me and breaks the sound barrier) Me: ...I need to lay off the cheese

[@chitmaravilla4355]

Oh god

[@lit_dav]

Nice

[@mt.ebottsresident3769]

I made it 69 likes

[@karthikvakkalanka9112]

Mike: overweight cat Purugly: I’m on a diet!

[@karthikvakkalanka9112]

41 likes!

[@lisahenry20]

A seefood diet

[@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy]

Was that a Vinny (Original 151) reference? *"I'm on a diet!"*

[@thedragonthing3459]

I remember when I was first was playing pokemon shield, I was fighting the water gym, and I had a leafeon in the front of my team. Although, while playing, I did not reliaze how low leveled I was, and I was very scared of fighting nessa Somehow I survived and I was very surprised on how well my Leafeon defended.

[@Fiddlestics17]

* watches the Abra section * "The Force is strong with this one."

[@lillievonleipzig4728]

Plasmatic Canid Not like that it could do a lot with its special attack

[@Lukas23D]

@@lillievonleipzig4728 It can teleport away with great power tho

[@theweaponizer3206]

@@lillievonleipzig4728 all hail tm's... especially in gen 2 where the abra line is the most broken line in the game, with the elemental punches being special and only 3000 pokedollar at the 3rd gym city, and thats exactly where you can get abra

[@Alyssmay1]

I love that refrence

[@CorgeekWx]

10:02 Michael: *Wailord is the biggest pokémon* Eternatus: *Hold my 65'09*

[@chrisbarone515]

Do you know what happened to Pokemon talk?

[@CorgeekWx]

@@chrisbarone515 I'm not the person you should ask. I honestly don't know

[@dannyemaynard6531]

You're 2 inches off, it's 65'07

[@Staraptor19]

@@dannyemaynard6531 he measured eternatus standing on his dick

[@lillrice27]

Corgeek - Pokémon & Animation! Eternatus is taller not bigger

[@draconichero3474]

I feel like someone made a typo with Vikavolt's speed and no one has caught it since it's introduction or bothered to fix it. Like, maybe someone's handwriting was so sloppy on the design document for Vikavolt that they put 43 when they meant 93. I work with data analytics and have seen some horrible handwriting. 4s can look like 9s. You will believe it. Thumb's up if you want a Vikavolt with 93 base speed!

[@zememerr2329]

Alex Rosen I think what they could do with Vikavolt is buff their base stat total to 515 or something and redistribute the stats. I don’t really think its special needs to be that high, so it could have something like 90 speed, but only 120 attack and a bit less defense

[@olly_lmao]

Maybe they forgot a 1.

[@GhimyDaCheese]

@@zememerr2329 if it had less defense it would die extremely quick. That wouldn't be a problem if it was fast and strong enough to kill the oponent before the oponent could kill it so making it's sp. Attack lower doesn't make sense.

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

The speed was likely intentional. It's based on a railgun, as well as a stag beetle.

[@TheRicardobtc]

I want Vikavolt at 120 Speed minimum, as it should've been if Gen 7 didn't try so hard at making everything slow because "Hawai = Lazy". Drop all the defensive stats to become a glass cannon.

[@maxc4726]

Hyperloop: 760 mph Purugly: hold my tail

[@mainesmoove279]

Slaking has high speed Michael: that makes no sense Castform has a base stat total of 540 Michael: that makes sense (I mean no disrespect to MandJTV)

[@joshhallam7705]

Michael least favourite Pokemon Miltank is surprisingly fast at 100 base speed.

[@unwithering5313]

It wouldn't hurt to buff Castform; it wouldn't hurt to buff many Pokemon that have low-ish stats and no evolution and before you guys say it would it make them OP in earlier parts of the game (such as Stantler being available just after Goldenrod's gym) the initial high power from not having an evolution could be balanced out by having them learn the good moves a bit late so they don't steamroll things

[@KittyLitterYT]

Castform has higher base stats than vikavolt

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

It's only 420 BST. You must have confused with Glalie (or Phione, since they have the exact same stat distribution.)

[@johncole7712]

FACTS

[@reeces.pieces3]

Ok. I just did the math, and ASSUMING Latios/Latias travels at 550 MPH, this means that Purugly, an OVERWEIGHT CAT, travels at 560 MPH???

[@meltedelevator]

yes

[@azelfdaboi5265]

*opens can* My fatass cat: whomst'd've summoned the ancient one *Cat practically teleports to me*

[@thelordoflizards00]

What....the......f***k

[@s_r-d2n]

Isn’t it so annoying when your driving on the motorway and a pudgy cat runs in front of you at 560mph, so annoying.

[@cowrocks3630]

SamRandFriends i know right, almost crashed into me! like god.

[@twinxmercado22]

Regice:I fear no man but that thing Sewaddle Regice:It scares me

[@humain1025]

I mean... base 100 defense though.

[@uhhhprussia]

@@humain1025 I mean... Sweaddle has more attack.

[@bubblewaffle1558]

@@uhhhprussia 50 base attack?tis but a scratch

[@mepman7535]

10:31 the real reason wailord has such low def and sp. def is because if you touch it with a needle, it’ll deflate!

[@schnerba]

Imagine a chunk of ice ramming into you and getting a couple bruises AND THEN A FRICKING CATERPILLER PUTS YOU IN A COMA

[@shiixsu]

a literal living ICEBURG ramming into your house is less scary than an caterpillar crawling in. Think about that

[@yasuhirotjokro6506]

@@shiixsu caterpillars do be weird looking tho

[@ghostroblox2137]

regice: *slams into me me: ok sewaddle: *slams into me me: every bone in my body is broken

[@infinitethunder6184]

*Half my respiratory organs were destroyed*

[@Xinneon]

@Mahati swaddle broke your funny bone

[@Xinneon]

@@infinitethunder6184 you could say he broke his funny bone

[@Xinneon]

@@infinitethunder6184 you could say he broke his funny bone

[@stanstanstan2597]

I hate bugs so that’s probably pretty accurate to me

[@ladyvermillion4661]

Purugly: “fast” Me and my liepard: “screams in meows” I love Purugly

[@Bobster7413]

*NYAW*

[@donisamwentete5079]

Meow

[@deathbomb4778]

The reason why crushing a boulder is more impressive than turning it to dust is the way of delivery, crushing actively has you compressing an object while punching is impacting one, so while it's very easy to slam a hammer into a brick and breaking it, try grabbing 2 hammers and just with your raw strength crushing it

[@autumnleaf4380]

“It seems crushing boulders is more impressive than turning them to dust.” Well, yeah, you need high defense to wield the infinity gauntlet, not attack

[@RDMfitness]

AutumnLeaf43 doing a charizard giveaway if anyone is interested 👍🏻🔥

[@deadminecraftdog451]

True

[@kingshlomo9246]

TCG AUTHORITY on sw/sh?

[@magnuswong6450]

Body press: exists Bastiodon: Allow me to introduce myself. It would hurt just a bit less than Zacian's Sacred Sword

[@vikavoltisepic3507]

Magnus Wong what about shuckle

[@itsyouchannel8019]

Don't fuckle with shuckle

[@JJRibbit]

It's you channel. Luckily, I don’t

[@vikavoltisepic3507]

It's you channel I love that phrase

[@AeroLeaf4]

Stakataka: You don’t want to mess with me

[@brendanlynch2968]

Okay, while I do understand most of them, here are my issues with these lists. 1) Dusknoir, while it is a super big bulky pokemon, it is still a ghost. It does have strong defense stats due to its body, the spirit itself is still pretty vulnerable. Meanwhile, yungoos is a rodent that will eat almost anything. So, yeah, it should have pretty okay health. 2) Wailord's weight is ridiculous because of how light it is, it would have pretty weak defense. Its pokedex entries talk about it going down up to 10,000 feet with one break, meaning it would have to take in a lot of air, making it pretty vulnerable. Joltik has the ability to latch onto other, way stronger pokemon and survive the wear and tear. Therefore, it should have pretty good defense. 3) Nincada should have double the defense. Cicadas do have strong bodies, and when they lose their shell they are pretty vulnerable for a while, representing Ninjask who would move quickly, but would be much more vulnerable. Along with this, shedinja has the same defense as Ninjask, when you add those two together, it becomes Nincada's defense. This shows the shell that protects Nincada has been cast off when they evolve into Ninjask and half of its defense is left as shedinja, its shell.

[@ArthurTRead]

I like the reasoning for nincada's line that makes a lot of sense

[@musicalsystem927]

@@ArthurTRead Agreed. So much science

[@Luigifan18]

I actually never thought of the defenses of the Nincada line in that light, but that makes so much sense. Pity that Shedinja's defensive stats do it no good on account of being a One-Hit Point Wonder.

[@musicalsystem927]

Also, Shedinja with sturdy is op. Non-existent, but hackable.

[@g.williams2047]

No it's possible it just takes some setup in a double or triple battle. I've personally done it before to see if it works, and as far as ultra moon, it does.

[@Ooooooooooooooooo-f]

Onix is so big and looks strong they should revamp its stats

[@LoneSome.MP3]

I'm pretty sure it's because it doesn't have a free evolution or an evolution plus it's not a legendary and it's used by the first gym leader

[@idontlovenoneofthesehoes]

@@LoneSome.MP3 it does have an evoloution... steelix plus the reason it is so weak is because it is an early game cave pokemon like zubat

[@HansPeter-iv9ck]

"All other Eveelutions makes sense." On Purpose does not include Vaporeon which can get over 500 HP. x,D

[@jamesdinius7769]

So? Lots of water types are bulky. Very few fire types (especially back in the day) are/should be physical powerhouses.

[@Hmmm777]

@@jamesdinius7769 Like milotic, milotic is pretty bulky

[@HansPeter-iv9ck]

@@jamesdinius7769 Does the small tiny little cute Vaporeon look bulky to you ? There are Bulky Water Types yes but Vaporeon is in a whole other league. -Very High HP with Very High Special Attack. - Special def is also pretty high. - Learn Acid Armour for even higher def stats. - Learns Aqua Ring for Heal each round without items. - Learns Ice attacks which make Glaceon useless overall. - Has Water Absorb. And while Milotic is a good argument you need to keep in mind that Milotic is a huge Sea Snake while Vaporeon is a little Aquatic Fox.

[@abc_4226]

i didn't knew that o-o"

[@Blade-hf9po]

It was decided pretty early on that all Eeveelutions were going to get a 130 base stat somewhere. In gen 1 choices were kinda limited. Jolteon drew Speed, Flareon drew attack, for some reason, and Vaporeon wanted to be a wall so that left either defense(special attack and defense were the same stat in Gen 1, so that was out) or HP, drew HP.

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

No wonder why Bugsy’s scyther is a great battle. He has a pretty good strategy and scyther has 110 attack and 100 speed. He has bad sp. attack, and usable defenses. Hot damn.

[@gavinbrown216]

Also, scyther and scizor have the same base stat total

[@gustasrudzikas4774]

Slap on an eveolite

[@stickfigurecity]

**h o t d a m n.**

[@ThatPyukumuku]

moral of the story: eeveelutions are OP

[@zacharyjoy8724]

Also funny to note, Leafeon *also* has 5 more ATK (110) than Crustle (105). Go figure.

[@EshamPlayz]

@@zacharyjoy8724 Leafeon is so thin, it's kinda weird..

[@zacharyjoy8724]

@@EshamPlayz Right? But still a decent Grass Pokémon. Not the greatest move pool, but it can get some decent coverage.

[@littlefurret2744]

Fun fact: I am currently in the middle of the Alpha Sapphire Elite Four, and am planning to use my Furret to try and outspeed Glacia's freaking Froslasses. I'm gonna use her since she has decent Attack and Shadow Claw, and has higher speed then my only other super effective pokemon.

[@montmito]

My picks: 1. Sceptile has lower Attack than Axew. 2. Diglett has higher Speed than Zekrom. 3. Kingler has higher Defense than Blastoise.

[@sirlambchops.]

Kingler -exoskeleton -hard to crack -can't cut bones Blastoise: -exoskeleton -hard to crack -skin that can be cut

[@simonalbert7518]

Do you realize that Axew has a big tooth and sceptile is a special attacker

[@ligma153]

You forgot. Mudkip can litteraly crush a rock.

[@kingryuga9710]

Kingler makes sense! Agree in the others

[@johnnystreet9197]

IM SORRY WHAT. DIGLETT IS FASTER THAN ZEKROM.

[@aehrol46]

me: slaps a Wailord Wailord: *_HOWLS VERY LOUD THAT CAN BE HEARD FOR MILES_ * me: slaps a Joltik Joltik: *_IS STILL ALIVE_*

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

It would be howling for quite a while though since it's health bar takes 50 years to go down.

[@Marshadow01]

Who would win: Beeg whale. Or. Smol spooder

[@ChalkPrince]

boop

[@mt.ebottsresident3769]

Smol spooder

[@latiasanders283]

Smol spooderman

[@thelordoflizards00]

Spooder man would

[@calciferthedumbblackcat4064]

smool spooder

[@Collin-H]

Was expecting scizor on this list Having the same base stat total as it'd pre evolution form scyther, which is very strange And being surprisingly slow for a fast looking pokemon

[@gengarzilla1685]

Well, it _is_ now clad in steel armor and can't fly. I'd expect that to hurt its speed.

[@alexander1274]

It’s because of bullet punch and swords dance that scizor is superior to scyther.

[@kingwoomy8781]

Yeah, that "Pokemon made out of ice should have high attack stats" doesn't hold up well in the Pokemon universe.

[@irrespondible]

It should be still higher than a caterpillar's, though.

[@Jynx9921]

Weavile would like to know your location

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

What about Mamoswine?

[@eelektrosszeboss3346]

Avalugg.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Some more: -Scyther has the exact same base stat total as its evolution, Scizor. -Trapinch's Attack is equal to its evolution Flygon's Attack.

[@oresti9271]

The scyther one doesn't surprise me that much because he is a trade evolution and it will stay in the same level if you trade him and evolve him but yeah the trapinch one it's crazy

[@davidlarkin1040]

@@oresti9271 but if you use a fire stone, on, let's say Eevee, then it's gonna be WAY better even if at the same level. Scyther should be the same.

[@demi-femme4821]

@@davidlarkin1040 But that uses up an item. You can keep the Metal Coat used to evolve Scizor.

[@davidlarkin1040]

@@demi-femme4821 that's...not the point. The point is that even though a Pokemon stays the same level, evolving can still be a huge boost on stats. What you said has nothing to do with this.

[@bulbasaur15]

#001 I prefer Scyther over Scizor anyways since Technician benefits Scyther way more.

[@adrienScenes]

Me getting ready for school: Speed stat: - 2 Mikey: *uplaods* Me: Speed stat- 200

[@shabba8487]

Mikey: *uploads pokemon talk* Me: Speed stat- 1000

[@briftdoard]

Who knows Noah

[@theoaremevano3227]

Getting ready for school slowly is fine. As long as you don't make your ability Truant.

[@aidenconway9087]

Speed stat when mikey posts lets play - 99999999999999

[@rileypoynter2223]

You have to remember that Nincada’s evolution involves it shedding its shell (Shedinja is the hollowed shell of Nincada), that means that it loses its primary defense. It actually makes sense that Nincada has 2x Defense than Ninjask because Ninjask is a Nincada without a shell.

[@logan3624]

“Zacian has really high attack! Because.. it wields a giant sword!” -mandjtv

[@Stonerman135]

Mike: Ice is heavy. If it hits you, it's going to hurt. Me: *has flashbacks to getting welts and bruises from ice fights when i worked at a restaurant*

[@omerohana8916]

Me: *reads the title* Also me: "oh god here is that vikavolt thing again" Miky: "let's start with number 15 - vikavolt"

[@megademon9450]

omer ohana Mikey

[@girlie_p0p]

See my problem here is that ones like Wailord and Dusknoir are there for game balancing, them having massive defenses and massive HP would just be unbalanced.