17 Rants in 4 Minutes

In which Hank rants about seventeen different things that bug him. To be clear, this is not healthy and I kinda wish I hadn't done it because I was stressed out for the whole day after I filmed it. But, yeah, this stuff seriously annoys me. The rants are as follows:
1. American Cheese is not Cheese
2. 90% Fat Free means 10% Fat
3. Everything is Chemicals
4. All-Natural Does Not Mean "Good For You"
5. Public restroom toilet paper
6. WIPE UP YOUR PEE!
7. Uberfans...stop hating on enthusiastic noobs
8. USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
9. GIF can be pronounced either way
10. SLOW KETCHUP
11. KETCHUP PEE
12. Having to sneeze but not sneezing
13. Tangled headphone cables
14. Headphone chord in the chair wheel
15. "Gay" as an insult
16. Complaining about complaining because we have it so good.
17. "Have you scanned your club card."

[@papaya1551]

"You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!" Best Hank Green quote ever.

[@papaya1551]

OMG! 40 likes?! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

[@KarateShotokanKid1]

papaya1551 What's better is that a guy just below you commented the exct same thing and you both have the same number of likes!

[@heyyyy8918]

😂😂😂

[@yokab]

Man, we need more of Hank ranting on stuff.

[@LucasBenderChannel]

So glad that 7 years later, we have Hank on TikTok.

[@sara-ww8eq]

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[@coena9377]

I agree that “gay” is an extremely lame and immature insult. Instead, I like to use “passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee”.

[@TheSquigy]

It's a modern Shakespeare insult

[@FyreHeartStudios]

I'm crying. Like, literally, crying. 😂

[@Mgdr2011]

Ketchup pee!!!

[@ericwinter2083]

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne a vacuum isn't a 'thing', the actual definition of a vacuum is 'nothing' ["a space devoid of matter"] which you just stated. In brackets. As a side note. Therefore your point is moot. And stupid.

[@ericwinter2083]

Jemima Murphy he probably watched like 2 physics documentaries and now thinks he has his phd in physics

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne A vacuum isn't a thing in existence though! That's the point! Hahaha please google this before commenting any more! It's not "the vacuum of space" it's "space is a vacuum" - it is a word used to describe nothing, as words are a human institution you can't expect every descriptive word to be a physical thing, you know? I know you are trying and I don't want to come across as rude I'm honestly attempting to be helpful, it's genuinely interesting though, so do google it.

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne it isn't categorised as a thing, it is categorised as no-thing. and yes but google can lead you to websites, which can tell you information such as this: "Vacuum, a space in which there is no matter. In a strict sense, there is no such thing as a vacuum-even the virtually empty regions of the universe between the galaxies contain some matter. In common usage, the term "vacuum" is used to refer to a space from which a gas or a mixture of gases, such as air, has been partially removed so that it has a relatively low pressure." I refer you to this link as well lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+vacuum

[@jemimamurphy4061]

alex payne *there. To be honest I am sick of this argument. You are boring and continue to be incorrect. My final words will also be a quote, one you made earlier "a vacuum is nothing". The End. Hank is awesome. Do not disagree with him when trying to be clever, because now you look stupid.

[@rachelferguson2376]

'You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!' *laughs* Get's me every time! :D

[@abigailagan7931]

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....hilarious!

[@stormcloudsabound]

dftba's got a shirt of it now. not sure if it's still on sale but dude, it's great :)

[@CrayonOlay]

i'm gonna store this insult for use later...xD

[@moviemadness2009]

I was eating when he said that. I nearly lost myself. :P

[@hello_olivia_here]

Laurie Pavero me too, ohmygosh

[@Lyw1234567890]

I've watched 3:37 7 times already and the "GAH" at the end just keeps getting funnier

[@orbemsolis]

Lisa Wang XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@nathandaniel5451]

Lisa Wang 3:40

[@orbemsolis]

hills nathan love that

[@LOLzim2good4u]

Lisa Wang Bless you for point that out. I don't even know why it's that funny.

[@truboo4268]

+Lisa Wang I really wanna use that insult.

[@irellyvant]

i have watched this so many times and somehow hank being unbelievably frustrated and angry brings me so much joy

[@coglineerro730]

#PassiveAggressiveRobotSackOfKetchupPee

[@DaveGaming99]

Charlie Grant GAH

[@Tailikku1]

#GAH

[@aireannawachal5326]

number seven is my favorite. just because I don't know every single little tiny thing of that fandom.....doesn't mean I "don't deserve to even know about it" or I" am not really a fan at all. just a wannabe"

[@metallsnubben]

Indeed, would not an interest in deepening ones knowledge of a subject be pretty central to the definition of a "fan", and would that not mean that one had stuff left to learn?

[@saaargummm1868]

I'm so ashamed I used to be that person who believed that not knowing everything means you are not a real fan.

[@geepersweepers3184]

I agree. Besides, at one point off and start off as people who don’t know much about the fandom. I don’t think it makes sense that a person who had been a friend longer is making fun of another person was in the same situation they were before.

[@marthawilkinson3238]

For some reason im fine with other people being new/not knowing a lot about a fandom(even excited about educating them about it) but do I hold myself to the same standard/expectation? Ha! Nono which is why I have to watch every single vlogbrothers video chronologically before I can start watching their current ones and calling myself a proper fan🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Pile_of_carbon]

If I tried to talk as fast as Hank I'd probably faint because I wouldn't have time to breathe. How the hell does he do that? xD

[@user-dt4mi5ye6y]

Jump cuts. It's not like he sits and does this whole video in one take. It's probably the most used editing tool on KZbin.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

WireDxEntitY Even with the jump cuts, he still talks pretty damn fast. =P

[@renoloverxoxo]

It's because of the 4 minute time limit.

[@christianloper9483]

Eh, it's not that hard. You've just got to get your blood flowing. D:

[@JasonVaysberg]

He might speed up the video slightly to get under 4 minutes without it being noticeable too.

[@heyysimone]

I LOVE the part about not knowing every single detail of something youre a fan of. Everyone starts out not knowing, it doesnt make them less of a fan. And some people also dont have memories as good as others. I can quote the entire film Juno, it doesnt mean that i like it more than my sister does though.

[@HouseMDaddict]

heyysimone I feel like it's boring if you know every detail of something. I personally like discovering new things about something of which I am a fan. It's like a neverending puzzle where pieces connect sometimes!

[@MrZAP17]

+heyysimone It's also that people have different strengths. I'm a Star Wars fan. I've been a Star Wars fan for a long time, and in that time I've both accumulated a ton of trivia knowledge and met a lot of other Star Wars fans. I can tell you all about the extras in the cantina scene, or the history of the Sith, or the galactic geography, but if you ask me to quote the films word for word, or even a full scene at any point in any of the movies? I can't do that. I've never been able to do that, because my memory doesn't work that way (and also I don't see the point in making the effort). But I can introduce you to people who can, or who know more about other things than I do. The idea that to be a fan you need to know EVERYTHING about your chosen fandom is ludicrous, especially when there's so much information to go through and when most people are honestly a fan of more than one thing anyway.

[@issy1386]

thank you for introducing us all to the phrase 'diabolical turd face'. That's amazing.

[@gracehopps2009]

Passive Aggressive Robot Sack Of Ketchup Pee Iconic. If you make this into a t-shirt I will buy 3 of them over the course of my lifetime.

[@jasminewang6690]

"ye passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee" Shakespearean insult of the century

[@EiferBrennan]

I die laughing every time Hank calls the "U-Scan" a "Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee!".

[@lizs.3130]

GAH!!!!

[@minefilms1122]

XD

[@robertofontiglia4148]

He... says that once. Just the one time... Or do you watch this in a loop ?

[@Krystina5e]

Every now and then I come back here for the boost of serotonin.

[@FullElectronOrbital]

Hank, one rage every three months is permitted. Just try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.

[@LibertyLikes]

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!

[@bentschirhart249]

ARVYTANG AHZ KAMIKLES

[@martysue3704]

Victory Nepeta JHA JHA, CTHULU PHFTHAGN!

[@bentschirhart249]

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[@LibertyLikes]

Oh dear God what have I started

[@bentschirhart249]

ARVYTANG AHZ NOT NOT KAMIKLES?

[@deathsheir2035]

Actually, it is a good idea to let out your anger every once in a while. Short term, versus long term effects. The short term of letting out your anger, is you get angrier, however, the long term, you feel better. Where not letting out anger, short term, you seem like a nice happier person, but the long term you'll just become an angry person with uncontrollable spouts of rage.

[@TheSolitaryGrape]

When you were saying about how you have it good and everything, it reminded me of a conversation my mum and I had recently, and she said one thing that really stuck in my mind- 'Just because other people have problems worse than yours, does not mean your problems are insignificant.' god damn I love my mum

[@thepip3599]

It's funny how when you're writing a comment, it says "share your thoughts" but you can post nothing but a space, and it will work.

[@thepip3599]

[@kynigosthewolf4573]

The Pip

[@ActionLandFilms]

Was that your only thought

[@Bearsca]

Some people's thoughts are nothing more than a single space ...

[@pantopia3518]

Is there a way to down load "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE ... GAH". ?

[@claired5829]

The GAH killed me

[@jefferygiraffe2668]

There needs to be a shirt made.

[@keokiracerhalsteren]

cant choose name I have the seperate clip here, just go to keepvid or something like that to download it :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvTeZVura5sjc0

[@FuzzballZebrakinz]

cant choose name I made it a gif! kzbin.info?v=xV_4EA-wrPc&g=RURkv4NXY9s

[@claired5829]

Fuzzball Zebrakinz you are the savior, god bless you

[@ascott741]

10 years late and no one is mentioning the dolly zoom at 3:03!!!!!!!!! That was chef's kiss

[@haleydawson11]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I come to this video. This is my favorite.

[@WhimsicalBlades]

I have had a very stressful and draining day today. Watching random vlogbrothers videos might be the only thing at this moment that can make me feel good. Thank you both for being awesome and reminding me the world is bigger than myself. Also, "passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee... GAH!" always makes me laugh, so thanks, Hank. I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to express my exhausted and stressed out gratitude for what seems like the only bit of genuine, untainted enjoyment I've had all day.

[@AliztheAwesom1]

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE is my new go to insult.

[@mikedavey1996]

Eating a tub of lard while watching a Firefly marathon. That's probably a thing.

[@ColorPixie81]

I love this channel. I am new to the channel, and I found it due to the Fault in Our Stars. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Hank, you are hilarious!! Keep being awesome!!

[@PaulLaPorteJr]

...Just shake up the squeezable ketchup bottle, man.

[@TheInfamousBertman]

This was my only problem with the video. Shake the bottle = no ketchup pee.

[@Awesomeness2728]

Oh my god this is the hardest I've laughed in months. *EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!!*

[@meghanhaynes4279]

Water, your body, omega 3 fatty acids, raspberries, EVERYHING

[@tiffanyrosejenks3963]

Me too. Thank you Hank Green

[@forsagebone]

Watching Hank freak out has got to be one of the best things in this world XD

[@geekgirl5675]

I have watched this video so many times. It was the video that introduced me to vlogbrothers and it has forever been my favorite.

[@jangwoo24]

I love it when Hank goes insane in 3:32

[@ajmorgan3420]

no, in 3:40

[@ajmorgan3420]

GAH!

[@randomgirll3123]

I showed my cousion the part about using gay as an insult. She called you gay I yelled "immature and stupid", and I got yelled at... :I I hate social convention...

[@zingeuron5094]

Don't worry. 40 years from now when people use f*g or gay (in an insulting way) people will look at them like they said n-------.

[@randomgirll3123]

It bugs me so bad though...

[@Datalore2371]

1:30 I have had "IT'S YOUR PEE AND SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP" play in my head literally EVERY time I've used the bathroom for the last 6 years So thanks, Hank. The toilet seat is always cleaner after I use it thanks to you.

[@chocolateer8907]

10 years later and I came back here to say this! Hank has made the world a better place in a lot of big ways but also in a lot of little ways

[@pantsrevolutions]

You have no idea how many times I have played this video just for the "EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!" rant.

[@Account-go7lv]

This is your primal scream

[@jamessanders6750]

I want "Everything is chemicals" on a t-shirt.

[@remyratatouille9928]

I LOOVVE THIS!!! My friend and I quote it waay to often!

[@lydiamcroberts9576]

I'm that friend aren't I??

[@remyratatouille9928]

Yes Lydia, you are! You diabolical terdface! (I kid, I kid)

[@mimikechan]

I just bwafflesnorted my way through this :3 I am in total agreement with the device for indicating your intention to turn, seems to be an optional extra on a lot of cars these days. Good rant a* would watch again.

[@eggtart2290]

Best insult: Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee

[@playme676]

GAH!

[@maggiemiller3174]

The fact that hank years later would call American his favorite cheese, referencing its wigglyness, is character growth.

[@yogurtfluff1]

LOL! The best insult for a self serve checkout ever.

[@kolyabean]

This is one of my all time favorite vlogbrothers vids. :)

[@kolyabean]

8 years later this is still true. I can recite basically the entire thing. So that's fun

[@garetr]

I totally agree regarding the bathroom paper rant. Do those companies really save money when I fold the bathroom paper 10 times to make the process somewhat sanitary?

[@FaelynDexter]

Still one of my favorite videos.

[@thefailurezone4689]

Best moment: *dramatic zoom* So don't!

[@hughburroughs]

I'm in the middle of a really bad classroom meet. And this really made my day.

[@chaotic_cassie7915]

Haha nice video, totally agree especailly with the gay as an insult thing. I like what you said about having the right to rant. There's a quote that I love: “I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn't really change the fact that you have what you have.” ―Stephen Chbosky

[@HakuRules1133]

Hank, you are the cutest.

[@dracognia]

I agree with EVERYTHING said in this video. These rants are so spot-on that it's... YES!!!

[@MeggieDinosaur]

This is, hands down, the best VlogBrothers video.

[@jura3899]

Ha. Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee is the funniest sentence I've ever heard!

[@OnesTheGoodWereTaken]

"PARSOKP" is now my favorite insult.

[@monineath8490]

I hate people who can't understand that not everybody comprehends things the same way as they do. Dear delinquent friends: if you see this, please stop punching me. It really freaking hurts and don't you dare expect me to just think that you're joking.

[@LovesMusicAngel]

I love the Green brothers... This seriously never fails to make me chuckle

[@TerryBadger]

You need your own TV station 24/7 ...

[@evelynnwhitebridge2497]

You know, I have to point out that indeed a "turdface" would seem to stand to gain from increased ply in toilet paper, unless their defining feature was crucial to their identity, in which I would have to understand why the propagation of that ply would be ideal.

[@lizzychan844]

The earphone and chair thing! I broke my favourite pair of earphones because of that!

[@evanknowles4780]

Lizzy C I would've broken the chair

[@thomaswillard6267]

Why don't you just not leave your "favourite pair of earphones" on the floor where the chair can tool over them.

[@lizzychan844]

Not really now that I'm aware of the problem.

[@spacepopeXIV]

Hank is hilarious and so angry at times on his Twitter and TikTok nowadays and I love it! So I literally searched up Hank Green mad on KZbin to find this gem. We need more angry but good people like Hank to counter the angry horrible people in the world.

[@thoughtfulusername16]

I laughed so hard at the chemicals rant. One of my biggest pet peeves

[@jbkjbk1999]

But Hank! if you shake the bottle before you use it, you dont get the pink ketchup piss!

[@softserve2734]

As soon as he starts talking about Buffy the vampire slayer I couldn't help but think he and AmazingPhil need to collaborate xD

[@biblinaaltaji296]

we're in too deep mate

[@elainebelzDetroit]

Whenever I ask someone how they are and they say, "I can't complain!" I encourage them to try harder.

[@aubriedeming2252]

I yelled at SIX people today for using gay as an insult. SIX FREAKING PEOPLE. THAT'S SIX LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS. THAT IOS ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

[@ajmorgan3420]

If you ask a friend over, DON'T TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

[@skeetersorenson4909]

If your nose whistles, LEAVE THE ROOM AND BLOW YOUR STUPID NOSE!

[@amaliagonzalez4892]

i watch this video every few months, it's probably my favorite thing in all of youtube

[@morganmurphyloves1D]

Firefly and Buffy....I love you Hank ❤️

[@thoughtsfromahead]

A Hank favorite

[@JamesLewis007]

y'know you do have the option to mute the passive aggressive voice on self serve checkouts. It's the volume control at the bottom of the screen. Give it a try some time.

[@cassie3854]

WAIT WHAT

[@JamesLewis007]

Vanelope VonShweets yep :)

[@globypants6057]

THANK YOU YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE AND THE LIFE OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN GROCERY STORES.

[@5mileyrox5]

this is probably one of my favourite hank videos!

[@emmaleptich4214]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! every part, every sentence, every WORD of this video is SO TRUE! i couldn't of said it better. THIS IS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING!

[@JaredOttoMusic]

If the toilet paper was perforated, would it be "TEARableness?" :D

[@crocussativus]

2:30 gets me every time

[@smokee1325]

can still quote this whole thing

[@bambilawl27]

I LOVE THIS> THAT IS NOT CHEESE> THANKYOU

[@eldarauko]

Seriously people. Please stop saying "That's gay". Even more importantly, PLEASE stop using "retarded" as an insult. You're really just saying "that's stupid" or "messed up" and gay people or people with special needs are neither.

[@ashleycasey2093]

I've never seen a nerd this angry,since that nerd got into a fight about religion with a christian.

[@Roma-kp4qg]

Bill Nye?

[@CharlieSalvatore1958]

This has got to be one of my favs

[@emilybuesing5157]

Amen Hank. Amen.

[@emullinsstreams]

3:33 Gets me every time. xD

[@emmavanlieshout9389]

I remember watching this when it came out and laughing uncontrollably then immediately rewatching it. I wonder what it says about me that this is one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos, but it matters that it makes me laugh.

[@chazzergamer]

I feel envigerated to have my own rants so here I go! 1. If you bring your phone to a cinema, TURN IT OFF!!! Honest to god I saw one kid bring a PSP into the film thAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! 2. People who think that the term "Mary Sue" means a character who is perfect are gonna have a bad time since thats wrong! It means "A character who is so perfect that they are unharmed and not threatend by the works of the narritive." 3. Anyone who says "You don't get it" in a vapid attempt to sound superior please feel free to drench yourself in oil and light yourself on fire! 4. Strong female characters are characters that are written as deep and complex as their male counter parts and NOT just a cheap badass action girl!! Black Widow (In the movies) is not a strong female character since she is no where near developed as the other male heroes (Though I hope this will change with upcoming movies). 5. If you watch a show or movie simply because there are attractive people in it and no other reason you need to reevaulate your priorities. 6. People who argue over sub or dub anime need to go back into 2008 when this debate was still new because the rest of us anime fans are fucking sick of it!! 7. Shipping is fun. Shipping real people is fun. Deluding yourself into saying that 2 people are a thing or that their sexuality is different than what they say because of your ship is creepy and needs to stop (Dan and Phill fans I'm looking at most of you). 8. Fellas! If you are put in the friendzone then maturely accept rejection and continue to support your friend. Go all fedora "nice guy" on her and you deserve to be eaten alive by tiny ants from the inside out!! 9. If you laugh or belittle a straight guy for not wanting to kiss/caress sexually/advanced physical contact for hypothetical amount of money than please leave this planet and tell me what its like to breathe on Mars! Its not that they are homophobic that it makes them uncomfortable but the fact that they are not attracted to men! Just like how a lesbian would be uncomfortable in the same situation! 10. Tumblr....just Tumblr's attitude in general. 11. And finally!! If you throw away more than 3 slices of pizza in one sitting then I will personally rip down your throat and rearrange all your inner organs to the point where your heart in near your crotch and your bladder is in your lung!!

[@izzyGO52]

Sorry this is random but are you a fan of Jake and Amir, If I Were You? :D

[@chazzergamer]

izzyGO52 No I've never heard of those two. What made you ask though?

[@izzyGO52]

Haha Sorry it was the ant imagery which made me think of it but it was probably a bit far fetched XD

[@chazzergamer]

izzyGO52 Oh ok, in any case no I haven't even heard of them.

[@sedrickalcantara9588]

Charlie Brown Teo things: the first is i read this all in Hank's voice. Second, this needs to go viral.

[@manguy01]

I loved this. But about the "gay" thing. (it's not really a problem for me, because I was brought up to not use the word) I know it's offensive, but i mean, come on. It's not even an etymologically useful word. It's an arbitrary and irrational term. You can't really be surprised when people use it to describe things that are arbitrary and irrational.

[@Snugfly]

u know your comment can be mistaken for u saying u believe that being gay is arbitrary and irrational.

[@Snugfly]

your comment could be misunderstood. others may think u belive being gay is arbitrary and irrational. which it is niether.

[@manguy01]

That's not what I meant although, I'm sure some people would actually agree with that. But, fanatical support of the homosexual movement like we do is a bit arbitrary and irrational. No one makes a big deal when people call things "lame" or "dumb." It's fashionable to fight for gay rights because we want people to think we're modern and moral. But few people actually know anything about what they're talking about.

[@helgakrobo]

MicManGuy Try "retarded" as an insult in a normal conversation: watch everyone flip their shit. "lame/dumb": there is neither a movement to defend nor a history of wide discrimination of people who can't walk well OR people who think slowly. Try again.

[@manguy01]

olegator5 You just made my point for me: There's no movement to defend the dumb and the lame. It's not what's popular. Which do you care about? People hurt by terms turned derogatory or being able to brag about how self-righteous you are? Also, Dumb means "mute" (cannot talk). For the better part of our history, the mute were considered stupid and the cripple were considered parasites. Oh, but defending those minorities isn't what's "in" right now, so who cares?

[@snakehands]

Ya it is weird that people use 'gay' as an insult, the other day I saw someone on youtube use 'transgender' as an insult. Like saying it to a pre-adolescent boy who I guess he thought looked girly 'cuz his hair was long and curly and he had really big eyes. Did I just make a poem?

[@metallsnubben]

It really is weird. It's just like using left-handed as an insult. You're not insulting the person you want to insult because IT'S A VERY NEUTRAL TRAIT THAT JUST OCCURS IN PEOPLE, yet you're insulting left handed people by implying that it's negative. HRRRNG

[@joeyverliesharen]

Too bad he didn't say that insulting people using 'gay' is just a super gay thing to do. I was really hoping he would say that.

[@saltyman7888]

except 'transgender' is like a greek/latin fancy word.

[@justjessing4980]

POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS I HAVE SEEN ON KZbin! I swear I've ranted about each of those things on multiple occasions.

[@PeachReaver]

Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee..XDDD

[@manuel8887]

Or PASOKP.

[@chesseswar]

0:54 I thought he was going to say Your Mom -_- oh how my friends have poisoned me so

[@robertgao565]

YOUR MOM HAS POISONED YOU

[@maggiewang4333]

YOUR POISON HAS MOMMED YOU

[@noahogata8420]

YOUR MOM HAS MOM POISON

[@robertgao565]

YOUR POISON HAS MOM MOM

[@maggiewang4333]

NO

[@maroonggirl]

I think I've ranted about at least 15 of these things at some point or another. ESPECIALLY people not wiping up their frigging pee! Oh but I've had worse, Hank. While working at Wendy's, someone's baby's full diaper spilled all over the floor of the bathroom. You know who had to clean up all that baby poop? Yeah. Me. I'm talking like a giant pile of diarrhea. How something so teeny and adorable can produce that much crap, I will never know. To the mom's credit, she tried to clean it up. But the frigging cheap toilet paper just wasn't doing it. It just added to the mess.

[@theresan4464]

This video makes my day I always come back to watch it when I feel shitty

[@Ambiguous9]

I agree with like all of this

[@sevencinderblocks]

Calls America the wealthiest country. Lol

[@tompov227]

0:52 me @ everyone I know

[@abbystreu2253]

When I feel irritated, uptight, upset, or sad, I watch this video and it makes me feel a ton better. Happiness is key. Hilarious video. DO ANOTHER PLEASE...

[@lmvdam]

Best. Video. On. KZbin.

[@user-ne3ze4zz7r]

Wealthiest country? The country that has $17.3 trillion in debt? o_o

[@ashleycasey2093]

Yep but we're still wealthy.

[@trevorsullivan2331]

Debt is not the opposite of wealth.

[@LibertyLikes]

BTW: If you hit UP on the ketchup bottle, the ketchup will come out please spread the word this is IMPORTANT

[@gracestewart8168]

Yeah, if you tap the glass 57 on a Heinz bottle, (or the same spot if it's not a Heinz bottle) it will make the ketchup come out much faster.

[@michaelwalker4977]

Grace Stewart I was just about to give this same advice. Hold the bottle at about a 45 degree angle and tap the "shoulder" of the bottle (where the 57 is stamped on a Heinz bottle) with the side of your other hand and within about 10 taps it will start flowing. Or, as the friend who taught me this trick explained it, "You just spank the 57."

[@mosspirate]

It makes me happy that the books on the right hand shelves on the bookcase behind you are in colour order!

[@JoseSanchez-pk5jt]

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