20 Lines From The Andy Griffith Show We Love To Say

[@ts.elliot5870]

When my Mom started suffering from dementia we could connect watching the Andy Griffith show it was a golden shared memory.

[@Joe_S_60628]

"I'm gonna go home, have me a little nap, and then go over to Thelma Lou's and watch a little TV."

[@brianarbenz1329]

Then do it man, _do it!_

[@gdavho8778]

Yeah that's what I think I'll do.

[@tedhicks5431]

@@Joe_S_60628 your gonna Glen Ford it all over town

[@MegaSwiming]

My favorite episode

[@sherrymiller-j45]

Life Rapping big & rich

[@ambracain674]

"How do you do Mrs. Wi-ley." -Earnest T. Bass

[@darylnelms1654]

You creatsture.

[@texasgina]

I love “It’s me it’s me it’s Ernest T”

[@DashiellParr411]

He’s a nut!

[@allergyahead8128]

A good nut like a good egg !

[@eaglerider1826]

Should be #1

[@rdmez1]

Classic...

[@tedhicks5431]

I've been texting my wife for several years MORNIN HONEY! and she replied back MORNIN DEAR

[@travis7310]

“Dear?! I’s rather die!”

[@perryfragoso]

And “what I say every morning, ickkkkk!”

[@rickhinojosa5455]

@tedhicks5431 Sounds like you got a great wife! If she loves Andy Griffith, you can enjoy that your whole lives.

[@dr.pendyke4887]

"I'd rather be called skunk-face than honey like that!"

[@TheScottZone]

Hahahaha classic 😊

[@gthompson58]

Goober’s Cary Grant imitation. Judy Judy Judy!

[@naturekev]

The "Here at the rock" speech should be ranked higher. It's one of my favorite bits in the whole series.

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

"Obey all rules!"

[@kevingreen3365]

Nip it in the bud! Honestly any quote from the Andy Griffith Show is perfect ❤️

[@lindaspradlin1436]

My license plate (Ohio) is NIP IT.

[@roberttaylor1931]

Andy: “You know anything about cuttin’ meat?” Gomer: “You think they’ll ask me that?”

[@ricardogarza2115]

My favorite when Ernest T Bass says "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies".

[@jimschleich8753]

"He'll kill ya." When Barney wanted to take Ernest T. back behind the jail.

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

Barney, you're gassed! This cider's turned hard!

[@travis7310]

“Bless her heart. Bless her hearrrrrrrttttt.”

[@KT72273]

I don't trust him, Andy. And you want to know why? (A) A guy moves into town. (2) He has no job and (C) He wants to marry Mrs. Bendelmright.

[@ValleyProud916]

There's a pear orchard in the Sacramento delta that had some pear juice turn hard. There was a bus load of drunk elementary kids during a field trip. (This was decades ago)

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

@ValleyProud916 That was you?! 😂

[@letitrest4662]

The best and most wholesome TV series ever. The only show that I can say I'll watch the reruns of over and over.

[@Rudimentary007]

Me too.👍

[@rickhinojosa5455]

Me too.

[@DhonaTimm]

I liked Otis's 'Bloody Mary' when Andy had to leave him with Aunt Bee at the 'Rock". LOL

[@markdenard7400]

Ernest T Bass, "I don't chew my cabbage twice." My husband and I quote often.

[@vkm416]

Poor Horatio.

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

Half a boy.

[@brianarbenz1329]

“Just forget about the half a boy.” “It’s pretty hard to forget about a thing like that, Pa!”

[@johntabler349]

My wife and I refer to this often

[@thinkswrites7238]

Thank you! I forgot about that one!

[@davidedwards1218]

Lol I love that episode.

[@SharonKofoed]

These are great! One of my favorites is "Got time to breathe, got time for music!"

[@MayberryMan]

We could do an entire video just with Briscoe quotes. Maybe we will!

[@SharonKofoed]

@MayberryMan I would love that!

[@BrentCarrick]

"Eating speaks louder than words." That's a famous saying, Aunt Bee!

[@roberttaylor1931]

“If I have to get out of this bed!”

[@perryfragoso]

When Ernest says at the table “I passed it, I didn’t heeeve it!”

[@michealroberts174]

Nature has been real good to you. I mean REAL REAL good.

[@edschulhof6303]

"I don't know how I can face the future when I know there's eight quarts of these pickles in it!" "No more carefree hours. No more doing what you want, whenever you want. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."

[@larotamusiclandonsradioont4600]

Lots of luck to you and yours!

[@roberttaylor1931]

“Aren’t ya kind!”

[@alrichardson1887]

He's a regular bobby-dazzler."

[@elisewilliams9141]

My favorite, "Tick-a-lock" using the hand gesture over the lips to turn the key! Loved it!

[@tomdavey8723]

"Slow it down and let me in or I'll go out and get some gin!"- Otis Campbell

[@travis7310]

“NOW CUT THAT OUT!”

[@shawnmeenan8260]

"Call the doctor, call the nurse, call the lady with the alligator purse!"

[@russellnoland3355]

She’s just like you said, she’s nice real nice

[@stangaston5795]

We've used this many times at work. She's nice. Every old man around knew what we were saying.

[@MayberryMan]

🤣🤣🤣

[@krisgerman1302]

Good ole Briscoe Darling “More power to ya!”

[@roberttaylor1931]

“Look Barn! They’re doin’ it! They’re doin’ it!”

[@nathanswain3011]

now we know why Andy and Helen HAD to get married....just sayin😄

[@D-FensDogG]

Oh, yeah, not a week goes by that my brother doesn't yell, "THEY'RE DOIN' IT!" 😄

[@roberttaylor1931]

“For the love Mike just do it, do it…!”

[@travis7310]

“What’s the hurry?!”

[@scottbenton3927]

Gomer's "Gooolly!"

[@billsanders5067]

Goomer's "SUPRISE, SUPRISE, SUPRISE"!

[@steveavant9727]

My wife tells me all the time, Just call the man!

[@dhart8451]

You mean when you can't do it ??

[@jordannicholson8751]

This has got to be in the top 5 best shows of all time.

[@jackiehawecker11]

"Well looky yonder!" and "I'm right cheer!"

[@thecarnivorecurmudgeon]

So many great lines here we use all the time at our house. My favorite of all time...Ernest T. Bass talking about his plan for a gold tooth standing out.. "Especially when I'm dancin' "

[@maxineortiz1254]

Mine too! I laugh every time I watch it.

[@jordannicholson8751]

It's pretty hard to forget a thing like that, Pa. Poor Horatio!

[@TPINSC]

These are some real gems for sure

[@SKaR64]

They all make me cry.

[@RobbGF]

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[@Arizonawatercolors]

“I got the bullet right here in my pocket”

[@Marilyn-KY]

Husband and I quote Mornin’ Honey and Mornin’ Dear every morning when get up.

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

Who said that?

[@ValleyProud916]

"Just call the man". Aunt Bee's freezer fiasco is my favorite episode!

[@mikebrzostowski8183]

In my humble opinion, this was the greatest comedy show of all time! Funny, but also serious with a moral, such as Opie and the baby birds, or Mr. McFebbie. Great casting, stories. Was really no way to take offense to anything but l would imagine today may have a touchy time with Otis and the Darlings. But done all in good fun and humor! RIP to those who have passed on to the Mayberry above!

[@tsaindy727]

Mr. McBeevee episode 66. That is my favorite one. It has major meaning for Opie.

[@FrankensteinLover]

These Quotes will stick with you forever, and there's always a time and place for them.

[@MayberryMan]

We left out SO many. We need to do a part 2!

[@FrankensteinLover]

@MayberryMan More like a part 50 to cover the basis. Haha

[@RobbGF]

Barney Fife as Deputy Glenn Ford (1962) kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYbSnmmqjqyLq6c

[@dennisfogle6415]

"Everyone knows the petula-oblongata isn't in your leg...........it's in your brain". Forgive me if that quote isn't exactly correct, it's from the "hobo" episode.

[@Galopper2U]

Opie "I don't wanna say, after all, he is one of my own kind."

[@haikou3062]

My fav is Nip it in the bud and Nip it when cutting someone off soneone speaking lol

[@HEisWorthy-4C]

"But don't the trees seem nice & full".

[@D-FensDogG]

Great addition. Yip! My brother also uses that one every week or two.

[@gdavho8778]

One of the best even though there's no words is Barney showing Earnest T how to enter a room at a party.

[@carycrediford7036]

I can’t hear your amenities.

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

Yes that was classic

[@davidfriesen9512]

I find myself saying "get them girls out of here. GET THEM GIRLS OUT OF HERE!"🤣 And "shoobee shoobee shoobee" My son and I we share these laughs frequently 🤣

[@hannahs_house]

This is a great video and so professionally put together. I take off my humble hat to ya, boy.

[@MayberryMan]

Thanks for watching! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@hannahs_house]

@MayberryMan I just wantcha to know that...Mayberry appreciates you.

[@RobbGF]

Barney Fife as Deputy Glenn Ford (1962) kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYbSnmmqjqyLq6c

[@HEisWorthy-4C]

"You go to way yonder too much trouble for us."

[@JWeek-n3g]

One I use A LOT since I take medicine every morning is Emma's line "I want my pills!!"

[@jbratt]

You guys got number one correct.

[@thebassinprogressive9399]

My favorite that my brothers and me all still say was from Ernest T. Bass. "Shaved the back of my neck! Slickity ain't it?"

[@JanSims-p9x]

This was so much fun. Enjoyed all the reminders in the comments too. :)

[@HEisWorthy-4C]

"Homely in the cradle, pretty at the table."

[@leefields3658]

So many of these I use regularly!! I used "Citizen's arrest!" just this morning.

[@dmichael100]

Who did you arrest?

[@leefields3658]

@@dmichael100 Just describing something I was seeing at the moment! 🙂

[@jefffilipiak-hi8gc]

I’ll put on my square wheels in case things get to rollin to fast!!

[@thomasrose7219]

Gomer : Cuz, if I was a spider that's were I'd go.

[@hosta127]

I just added today, about the same episode: “Sure looks spidery to me!”

[@cristysavage4036]

"Crowd me Bernie, crowd me." From fun girls episode. I use this whenever I'm in a crowded situation or to tease my hubby. One more From fun girls "Hello doll."

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

You're a good wife

[@franktaylor1428]

"I aint about to be beat to death with no spoon." Briscoe Darling

[@kbarnes6855]

That’s it! 😂 I was waiting for it the entire video!

[@dalekmoon]

Yes I use "You're the Cats" a lot. Right Peaches? ♥

[@dananderson3077]

Born in 1964...enough said how much enjoyed that installment..

[@jamiewillis3162]

It's nothing like that At taaaalll lol

[@darwintea]

It's me, it's me! It's Ernest T

[@NormaReynolds-u3e]

My favorite.

[@weirdbeard63]

David Browne tapping the gumball machine and saying "Tuscarora ".

[@jaynebutler3342]

You pretty much covered them. Thanks!

[@MayberryMan]

Thanks for watching!

[@RobbGF]

Barney Fife as Deputy Glenn Ford (1962) kzbin.info/www/bejne/lYbSnmmqjqyLq6c

[@DonKeith-pv4ir]

Barney: "I bring three sandwiches. Two for lunch and one for when I get my sinking spell about 3 in the afternoon."

[@angelbulldog4934]

You and me and Laura Lee Hobbs all know how wonderful this is. 😊

[@dino_j]

I think you could have picked a hundred! Awesome list, love number 2 and 1!

[@4gables]

“It’s not a whim if you have to change your underwear” - Barney

[@monicakinslow1164]

Of all the unmitigated gall!

[@tablature6121]

Hudge talking about his "loaded" goat eating dynamite: "Well, ain't that the way it always is, first time he goes to town and he thinks he's got to do everything."

[@roberttaylor1931]

“If I were you l’d change the subject.”

[@ronaldnorris2179]

I think it’s now too late to change the subject!!!

[@MikeSeager]

Rafe Hollister "sorry fellers, i thought you was the Law"

[@stevenhead7593]

Gomer says hey 😊

[@Heisrisin3]

When Skippy says to Barney “Oh, shut up Bernie just shit up.”

[@roberttaylor1931]

“Andy, even high school kids don’t talk about the weather.”

[@mikebrzostowski8183]

"Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy"!

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

Looks like you're picking your peaches before they get fuzzed up good.

[@cookungfoo]

Gomer "Sick as a dog but having the time of my life" 😅

[@johngrubb7505]

Ya boy, that's a pickle.

[@travis7310]

“I’ll just smoke… I mean eat it later.”

[@vkm416]

Aw Pa, let Miss Peggy have some fun. Besides, I’m starvin’!

[@alrichardson1887]

"Look Pa! Chicken with crust!"

[@HEisWorthy-4C]

"Your 'pumpin' up your heels too fast."

[@dwaynesmith4042]

Old man Kelsey's ocean!!

[@dmichael100]

"The old way was better! When we used to hate our teachers!!"

[@MrEsMysteriesMagicks]

Just to be clear, the quote is not "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!" It's "Citizen's a-ray-est! Citizen's a-ray-est!" 😂😂😂

[@toddfowler4017]

I would have to add Briscoe Darlings quote -"Just wanna know where I stand."🇺🇲📺🚨🎣🎸

[@miloan100]

Opie on watching Jeff Pruitt/Alan Hale "standing on the corner picking up girls..."

[@MayberryMan]

That’s a good one!

[@robertcox7555]

Barney: ‘get back! Get back killer!’ Otis: ‘I’m a killer alright. I killed a pint a little while ago’ 😂

[@sandywheeze3505]

Andy: "You beat all that, you know that Barney!" Opie: "Sorry Paw" Aunt Bea: "Oh, Andy..." Gomer" "For shame, for shame, for shame!"

[@Bradyracing_12]

“If I’da knew you’s comin I’d knew what to do, I woulda risen both arms and ida wove at you” -Ernest T. Bass

[@RobinDowning]

Barney calling Juanita on the phone: “Juanita??” “Oh, hi Frank…” 😂 Loved Barney (& Floyd!) so much on this show.

[@Paul-zz8lu]

One of the great natural romances of all time!

[@roberttaylor1931]

“WHAT’S your hurry!”

[@erichammonds9323]

Briscoe Darling & Andy Taylor. "Eatin' speaks louder than words."

[@bloodybones63]

"I hate the outdoors! When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes!" Lydia

[@tomyoung4913]

Andy, regarding noises from Barney’s new car: Whatever it was, it fell off and can’t hurt you no more…(!)

[@Oceangirl_505]

"Tic A Lock!"

[@roberttaylor1931]

“Nobody ever tells me nothin’!”

[@roberttaylor1931]

“I wonder what causes that.”

[@carycrediford7036]

Maybe I should go see their doctor.

[@stevebartley628]

I love the Briscoe Darling ones. Denver Pyle was a friend of my Father in Law and brother