23 problems only maori will understand - part 2

[@jimvercoe8165]

"Your a sad fulla" "Na im quite happy"

[@suhhdude909mccormick7]

haha yess i died

[@rikaheditz94]

🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Hunterofficial2014]

Hey I'm watching from Canada. I'm indigenous... Ojibway to be exact. Love your videos. Our cultures are so similar. New Zealand is probably the number one place I would if I could afford an overseas trip. Anyways, if you traveled here and had a live show I bet people would come out. We would love to hear more about your culture

[@firesideattic9544]

Glad that you like our culture

[@gem2490]

I'm a kiwi living in BC ,Canada. We are very similar in a lot ways. But NZ, as a country leads the way in diversity, acceptance of other cultures etc and I totally agree, you have to come to canada and include kelowna in your tour. A true taste of home will bring kiwis flocking not to mention canadians

[@fionaokeefe1906]

These men in these videos are white! Maori people died years ago!

[@kangwac9175]

Fiona O'Keefe No! I have heaps of Maori friends AND public schools here make Maori people a priority for getting into schools over other people when replying. You bloody Aussie!!

[@onetwothree2901]

@@kangwac9175 bro, u calling me plastic?

[@lady1366]

"Halvies bro?" "Harvey Norman's" Lmfao these are so true

[@kaoruhitachi1674]

no such thing as halvies

[@MTT-ic3ci]

Witts at its finest

[@makuinikutarina9443]

Anyone else hear the fart at 0:23 haha hard case!!!!

[@444lyssaxv]

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ohai1526]

Then there was another one at 0:27 lmao

[@williesao8875]

Jermaine pulls off a mean Irish accent 😎

[@lorzah2772]

Sapelu 685 haha true cuzz

[@alexterito1]

2:45 in "Everybody" he's going to do the "HAKA" LMAO you're accent was on point bro

[@brutismaximus1]

The aunties and nannies always loved me, I could never do anything wrong in their eyes. Use to laugh to myself (never in front of them) when I always seen them pick on the other kids and be nice to me.

[@capstaoner9466]

sad fullah. nah im quite happy Lol

[@missjojohuia3366]

Too much!! 🤣 I am half maori but can still relate!! Hard!! 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: when I was little my dad took my sisters and I to warner bros movie world and Captain Hook and Daffy Duck did the haka just for us when we walked passed them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ctakitimu]

"Bro, you lost a shoe?" "Nah cuz, I found one!"

[@samanthapaul6472]

“Getting told off by the aunties and nannies all day long” that happens at the cuzzies house, I’d be chasing tuhura around then he leaves the door open for Wesley to run out as well then we all get told off for leaving the door open because she’s making us some boil up and the flies keep on coming in.

[@pimpv8430]

Makes me miss the whanau I'm keen to not live in Australia anymore 😂😂

[@dinobirb684]

Sames here cuzz XD

[@pearlhaami7099]

'Oi u know stan walker he's my cousin' oh yeah you know the mad butcher he's mine

[@TROUBL67]

MEAN AS! I love being Maori and all the shit we go threw lmfao

[@dsr364]

im just doing the carperting fark sakes that still cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@kheilasreti4535]

1:54 when you don’t like the crust

[@sarahbollingford2724]

WAS THAT JIMI JACKSON ???????

[@TiannaFrankBear]

Awesome video, I like the way you guys talk. I’m native(Cree) from Canada :) I would love to visit New Zealand one day

[@Cooluy-ix7pw]

"When someone drinks all the cordial and doesnt replace it" FAX😂 even if its raro😂

[@shalettenepe9026]

I hate it when everyone says Maori and haka wrong or any Maori word wrong

[@sakamotoismysenpai9635]

Shalette Nepe This happens 5o me and my sister ALL the time people won't pronounce our names correctly

[@femaleanti145]

Shalette Nepe same but oh well

[@jackattack9081]

They shoe one with yo perant saying you qill grow into dem they faking weird and I allways say cussies bro farking churr g

[@ntuthu263]

Now I understand how Maori 's I've met are able to pronounce my name. I come from the tongue clicking peoples and absolutely hate it when people say 'say something' and now to know people say to you guys 'do the haka???!' 😑😐😑.

[@jodyhughes9679]

The big bite bit super funny but not when it happens to you lol

[@Packrecieved6400]

i not maori but i get most of thoes problems even people wanting me to do the haka im white i have to pronounce things wrong so they can understand me

[@Mikedadof2]

makes u proud to be a kiwi

[@tigertiger1699]

Michael Webb Mate, I’m getting old😪, I get all fn upset now, when I come back in NZ at Auckland n go under the Tainui carvings at arrivals... Trying to look normal😂, but so moved by Aotearoa.... n just how special she/ we are.... so so lucky!

[@balderdasheryy]

please upload new content! loving it.

[@sieannalloyd1737]

Got any fish fingers?

[@AgentDev542]

O, M and G! That magic Maori word "Aks" Gets on my goat oi! lol! Just as bad as "haha missy-tero", "cordigal", "chring-gum!"

[@seravalotu4351]

great soundtrack classic.

[@edwardtagg]

45 years ago... Things were a little different... Having to throw a slimy eel up the creek bank, and wipe the slime off on the grass... Getting 5 sacks of Kina diving on the reef... And you cant take a bath, cos bath and laundry sink are full of Kina.. Cant go inside cos mum is boiling snapper fish heads, and it smells too bad, and she slurps the eyes in front of you... Poor for weeks on end... But doesnt matter... Bag of flour makes Doughboys and Pooha and eel with vinegar goes down a treat... Making coffee with condensed milk... Dont need to take your shoes off outside.... Dont own any.. Haha... Good pair of gumboots does ok... Maori mum loves watching kungfu movies cos she can vent her anger from being hit with an iron pipe as a child... Does karate kicks at the tv and says... "Na.. Stink eh!".... Mum comes home from Ponamu pub at 3am and sits on bed gives me a whole packet of my favourite toffee pops... And says... "You love your black mama eh bub..." i say your brown... And we laugh...

[@patarikisoterion9899]

Even though I lived in NZ for the first ten years of my life before my fam moved to oz. I’ve never forgotten how true these points are! I was just saying to my girl the other day how much I hated the smell of rotten corn lol

[@carolynrose753]

Once smelt can not be unsmelt for the rest of your life

[@Aurra4]

Farrrrrr that song brings lots of maori vibess

[@JohnWiIkesBooth]

2:06 lmao his dad is Uncle Buck!

[@jormungandr7527]

I’m a Pakeha kiwi but I am very good with Maori pronunciation so I always understand my Maori friends lol

[@DejahHuihana]

One thing you missed "When you always getting a growling from the nannies for jumping on the mattresses"😂😂

[@l.m.m.n.i]

Or when if you go to a tangi/bday you're expected to say something if you were close to the person

[@manaiaeruera4126]

all of these are so true

[@sieannalloyd1737]

Youre a sad fulla bro. Nah im quite happy.

[@opticalraven1935]

You guys are a riot!

[@sieannalloyd1737]

1:44 "aks"

[@DTTD04YETI]

Hahahahahahahaha we say “arks”

[@niuleni]

Got any fish fingers? 🤣🤣🤣

[@funcats1999]

The guy who lives in the shed is too real!

[@natemepzzzpxo3416]

horis

[@bot_awatapu7829]

that's maori

[@nobuen0]

Bahahahahahahahahaha on point !!!!

[@errkaamsp3045]

1:13 AHAHAH THIS CRAK ME UHP MAHNN

[@jcee7447]

Pakeha stuff man so true

[@Mercmad]

ha ha a good mate of mine,an Oz, 😐is actually part of Stan Walkers whanau ....

[@3pac781]

song name??? good video by the way

[@reubenjames2168]

3 pac South side of Bombay-What's the time Mr. Wolf

[@3pac781]

Reuben James thanks bro

[@femaleanti145]

3 pac what's the time Mr wolf

[@tadh7395]

Haha true

[@vanveenbussum6162]

'No, I'm just doing the carpeting...' *fart*....Classic!

[@otumoetaipat]

I'm pakeha, left Aotearoa 18 years ago, and I still claim Che Fu as my cousin coz I was mates with his cousin and met him twice. Fight me

[@strangekittyca]

Rotorua problems: Actually having famous cuzzies cos we all related af

[@unnamedchannel1237]

I think at the start somebody floated a Rotorua Dragon.

[@skinbone29]

Love your video USO.

[@jenschannel7418]

JP!!!!!!!!!!! 😊👍

[@dantaylor897]

Bro in Dunedin it was very similar where i lived. "No Lips" on the drink bro,and no bite i will break a bit off g

[@K1VV1939]

Lets see you bros did this 7 years ago, I'm a white guy and I understood all of them - laughed myself silly

[@jermainejoseph7614]

What got me was foreigner wanting to do haka and treating it like some joke. The moment they find out your Maori ffs

[@myrcconstructiontoys202]

I fucking love Maori's

[@jasonwood1434]

Chur Boys. No Manice th ere...Haaaaard!!!!!

[@chrisquinlan3716]

Once we were warriors- what's the time mr wolf

[@ceciliecrusoe7204]

Hello! I have a school-project about Maori. I was wondering if someone could tell me a little more about it, as I have become very interested in Maori. First off, how should I actually pronounce it? Please take no offense from this, as I mean no offense, I really just want to know. Secondly, how are your lives today? Do you have many Maori friends? What are some current problems you are struggling with? What do you feel about the history of how you were treated by European travelers? Thanks for reading my questions, I hope you'll answer some of them:)

[@xserveserve_9137]

What about when you take off your shoes and the grounds wet and then your socks get wet

[@mizdee9413]

More Relatible Maori stuff. When your pale as cousin is more Maori than you When someone finds out you can speak Maori and gets someone to have a conversation with you When your cuzzies come over and they eat all your food Drunken parent fights First time stuffing a chicken That guy who likes themselves too much and calls themself smexy in the mirror Everyone thinks they can sing then that cousin who can actually sing one ups you "what's your facebook"

[@angelpuata3881]

stan walker is actually my cousin no lie

[@thomasthetank1919]

Oh gummon

[@draemcewen1933]

Why the fuck you lying, oh my gosh stop fucking lying

[@5pinoza]

What a grack up

[@kilaniobrien2933]

I'm not

[@madissoncoffey8297]

the last one bothers!! "foreigner" i can relate to hard out!! MĒAN MAORI MĒAN!

[@demontzdemontz4932]

The one that knows famous people & says that's their cousin?!.😂 I Know a Maori guy exactly like that!😉😂😂😂classssssic!

[@mianiu9119]

My Aunty got mad when I said I didn’t want seafood

[@ZarnyGrace89]

Hahaha im the dont eat seafood one..crak up my koro says ima plastic maori lol bro i like everything else just not seafood..lol@ got any fish fingers 😂 thats me.. I eat paua but thats it.

[@narnyapeleni4664]

When a māori "aks" you for a bite 😭😭😭😭 luv yous btw laterz!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

[@HeyHeyItsElleNZ]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@teokoitutaoro4654]

u wan sum kina..? what u a plastic maori..?.................hahahaa

[@iihypercheeto3222]

Kia ora everyone! I love being a kiwi! I currently live in hamilton but I was born in rotorua and we are moving back soon! I love rotorua! My sister and her kids live there. This is so true!

[@MikeJones-oo7wi]

Don't take ya shoes off,they won't be there on the way out.

[@tuwai9111]

haha a pakeha explaining to a maori how to say taupo

[@thetriplehobbiest1072]

I'm a white guy and I pronounce taupo right because I lived there and felt it was necessary

[@anarukaepati9111]

Unties.... Are you your unties (aunties)

[@kaoruhitachi1674]

yeah man you can't do the haka for no reason. It's disrespectful.

[@blaze77763]

EVERY Maori knows you have to take your shoes off when you enter a marae

[@jorjanelson185]

The one when they ask for a bite my cousins do that all the time and oh yeah Stan walkers my cousin to ay

[@JP-dp4bh]

Jimmy jackson isn't Māori

[@caysenikora304]

Funny AS FUCK every time!

[@katraz19]

Cool hahahaha mean as laugh thank you havent had a good laugh for ages Chur Buddahs

[@Ozzie3356]

I liked this video. It made me laugh heaps. Awesome.

[@maorichurrr1231]

Funny one boys....keep em coming

[@imkeegs4472]

lol i got chu bro

[@Jesse_andrew]

When ur pakeha friend looks more Maori that u

[@nz_planespotter4013]

Having the cordial in a milk bottle 😆 relatable

[@Luna-ho3wj]

Got any fish fingers 😁😂

[@_cookieboi6051]

Taupo is where I’m from

[@nullcorporation2332]

Hahahaha

[@lisawells-baker3208]

Your awesome

[@dee8981]

1:50 and that's why I don't share food that often

[@bluecolors7855]

What about "being the pale but still tan one"

[@willingvillain876]

ahahahaha poor jimi jackson n his flash shoez

[@n8tivdunn470]

Is it me or did they spelt ask as aks? 1:43

[@miss_girl6978]

the person who buys from warehouse

[@RchrdPri]

I can relate I'm kiwi

[@coolbeans2345]

Haaah i used 2 think it was Unties

[@cookingwithjorjaandpepsi4448]

Kia Ora Māori’s whanatu haters