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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 3 жыл бұрын
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@fromnothingproductions3430
@fromnothingproductions3430 3 жыл бұрын
saw you at The Comedy Connection tonight in Providence RI. !!!!! dont forget, all you have to do to win the $3500.00 prize is prove me wrong in video format.....
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you indeed. Holy shit, that Masf Supplements ad read was legit
@slimeTLD
@slimeTLD 11 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅
@KRAKER5-br7bo
@KRAKER5-br7bo 2 ай бұрын
The best funny of this video is Tim smoking a cigarette in the Hotel he's trashing/exposing completely unbothered. I've got too much boycott indoctrinated into me to do that but I really appreciate/am envious of those who do and do not give a fuck.
@AmericanGwyn
@AmericanGwyn 3 жыл бұрын
Ben holds his cigarette like a Nazi in a Spielberg film.
@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859
@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859 3 жыл бұрын
That's 100% accurate
@harrietetter9321
@harrietetter9321 3 жыл бұрын
@@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859 and never inhales!
@jasonmichael6543
@jasonmichael6543 3 жыл бұрын
fucking spit out my drink at this
@dinomerk9149
@dinomerk9149 3 жыл бұрын
Oh ben lol
@bacookiesandmilk
@bacookiesandmilk 3 жыл бұрын
Kid finishes the but then goes for the vape he can’t decide
@Wearenotwell
@Wearenotwell 3 жыл бұрын
I’m angry about this free product being late.
@anotherstation7384
@anotherstation7384 3 жыл бұрын
Free doesn't exist
@newname8988
@newname8988 3 жыл бұрын
Tim should be placed with Dan. Please remove Tim, thank you in advance.
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 3 жыл бұрын
@@anotherstation7384 that’s the most incomprehensible sentence ever written
@WHADDDD
@WHADDDD 3 жыл бұрын
@@anotherstation7384 America doesn’t care about you either. You’re on our schedule.
@replynotificationsdisabled
@replynotificationsdisabled 3 жыл бұрын
@@anotherstation7384 don't be average?
@rsquaredx6135
@rsquaredx6135 3 жыл бұрын
Ashing into a take home box of fried food is the most Tim Dillon thing I've ever seen.
@kardo_6627
@kardo_6627 3 жыл бұрын
Very Long Island.
@xalexajay
@xalexajay 2 жыл бұрын
In a hotel
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
lol man nice!
@tannertate6138
@tannertate6138 3 жыл бұрын
41:28 I’ll never forget Tim comparing losing $1800 in AMC to dying on the beaches of Normandy. Legend.
@jonatanrizo7116
@jonatanrizo7116 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to burn this hotel down, I ordered a spoon an hour ago”
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah we're late. Fuck off." Not since Axel Rose has there been a rockstar this badass.
@chris092183
@chris092183 3 жыл бұрын
Scary story to tell in the dark
@googlesucksheyfuckyougoogl9340
@googlesucksheyfuckyougoogl9340 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if tim will end up the same.........
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын
The definition of: TOO BOOKED TO BE BOTHERED.
@googlesucksheyfuckyougoogl9340
@googlesucksheyfuckyougoogl9340 3 жыл бұрын
@@avidlyathena yeah, too booked on clubhouse
@themurraypeeps5795
@themurraypeeps5795 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the lame security, I’m going home! Mic Spike
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody in the history of the world has ever made burning bridges more hilarious than Tim Dillon
@user-yg4pu7to9f
@user-yg4pu7to9f 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce Jenner after he transitioned?
@scotty2250
@scotty2250 3 жыл бұрын
The Don Rickles of this generation
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
Him and Patrice O'Neal
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 жыл бұрын
@@hey_its_travis Yeah Patrice was incredible
@user-ur9lu7bd5s
@user-ur9lu7bd5s 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfman8449 I think he sounds like patrice when he makes his voice high pitched
@natederbs
@natederbs 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is SMOKING AGAIN? His wife was right - Tim is such a bad influence on the boy.
@DoTheHuman
@DoTheHuman 3 жыл бұрын
his smoking and vaping are so distracting and annoying to me. It's as if he uses it as a crutch for having no personality.
@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075
@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075 3 жыл бұрын
Cigarettes increase IQ and coolness at such a high rate that it negates the cancer. Don’t ask for a source.
@scottjohnsonucf
@scottjohnsonucf 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is handling that cigarette more like a joint. That’s the impression that I get.
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
@@DoTheHuman Smoking is actually good for you. It augments your natural immunity by coating all your bronchial and alveolial passageways with a thin film of protective tar, which is naturally anti-biotic and viral retardent. This effectively raises your resistance to all airborne pathogens by over 200%.
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
@@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075 And saying that smoking isn't "cool" is a blatant lie. Smoking is waay cool. That's why all the cool kids at school were cool. Smoking.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps 3 жыл бұрын
Ben sits like a high school guidance counselor
@stopasking9745
@stopasking9745 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to say at my high school therapist but yeah that works
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
haha! very nice
@bluebankrollarmy4384
@bluebankrollarmy4384 3 жыл бұрын
The cohost is smoking like he's in French silent film and it makes this 100x funnier
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
rofl best comment
@masoncarter7333
@masoncarter7333 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the best narrator for the end of times, Yes or Yes.
@GT-is5ro
@GT-is5ro 3 жыл бұрын
Its not the "end of times". I work with a girl who thinks the same, the world is gonna end soon... Its not... We will lose our freedoms and life will change (for the worse, generally), but human life will go on for hundreds more years. "Climate change" is a hoax, the real issue is the never ending flood of refugees/economic migrants... Americans, Canadians, Europeans will become (most already have) 2nd class citizens. The labor force to feed and house the migrants. Dont be raycisSsS!
@rasputozen
@rasputozen 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like the youtube comment section to keep you updated on the latest climate change science.
@UnremarkableMarx
@UnremarkableMarx 3 жыл бұрын
No yes no yes
@drewy2222
@drewy2222 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@jadenrieken4535
@jadenrieken4535 3 жыл бұрын
The simulation started at the dawning of the digital age.....artificial intelligence obtained our finger prints, retina scans, facial recognition, DNA, deep fake technology, holographic and VR tech, cloning capabilities and full automation robotics.....A.I. combined algorithms to create algorithms that creat algorithms......its here, its among us, it controls everything globally, media, economy, government....fooling, distracting, and dividing humanity, watching us implode as it turns us into slave drones, totally consuming us and inevitably destroying us....skynet went live in 1997 and we'll be totally eliminated by 2029....john Conner never saved us and we're all dead by 2029 if Elon musk doesn't colonize mars in time.
@PetraInTheDesert
@PetraInTheDesert 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim is checking on Aunt Kathleen during this difficult time.
@DomTVdotTV
@DomTVdotTV 3 жыл бұрын
She’s a real scumbag but she’s a good woman
@scotty2250
@scotty2250 3 жыл бұрын
Hope her law firm his doing well
@mika274
@mika274 3 жыл бұрын
How will she be ok. Tim nuked her out of this galaxy 😂
@sublimelove23
@sublimelove23 3 жыл бұрын
@@J.Michael-yv4hr “wheres the money Kathleen????”
@thebrocialist8300
@thebrocialist8300 3 жыл бұрын
Every white fam got an aunt Kathleen amirite?? 😩😩😫 💩💩💩 🍑💨 💅🏿
@quitcallinmebill1699
@quitcallinmebill1699 3 жыл бұрын
He wants to be banned from every place he can rent a room from
@jessarhodes6196
@jessarhodes6196 3 жыл бұрын
Haha nice!. Theyll just charge him extra.
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 жыл бұрын
Tim doing everything in his power to make sure none of his fans take his side in any of his many public disputes
@Gh0stdawg70
@Gh0stdawg70 3 жыл бұрын
He’s trying to cancel himself
@WeighedWilson
@WeighedWilson 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gh0stdawg70 you spelled cancer wrong
@bigbadbyrnes
@bigbadbyrnes 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@JLLJR
@JLLJR 3 жыл бұрын
I hate when people type this but my God, protect this man at all cost...
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
Then don't write it
@TrevorTrove
@TrevorTrove 3 ай бұрын
You folded under zero pressure
@joegasparro2395
@joegasparro2395 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy is killin it lately, funniest person on the internet
@Kegz
@Kegz 3 жыл бұрын
Opening up with them Marlboro Lights
@aKjohn8798
@aKjohn8798 3 жыл бұрын
Marbie Lites
@scottjohnsonucf
@scottjohnsonucf 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is handling that cigarette more like a joint. That’s the impression that I get.
@asdfasfasdfful
@asdfasfasdfful 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is such a middle aged white woman
@nitcholas
@nitcholas 3 жыл бұрын
*Gold Pack
@Kegz
@Kegz 3 жыл бұрын
@@nitcholas maybe in your day little Nicky.
@NateIrvo
@NateIrvo 3 жыл бұрын
“Ash in the Clam Strips, yeah we’re late fuck off” Second best opening to the Aunt rant. Fuck I love you Tim, wish I found you way sooner.
@ducksinarowpatience
@ducksinarowpatience 3 жыл бұрын
Now we get to binge.
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 жыл бұрын
"comedians talking about being on the road isn't funny any more" - Tim Dillon declares war on every random place he stays at and makes pretty much the best comedy that has ever existed
@wolfaiden
@wolfaiden 3 жыл бұрын
Had not thought of that angle 😂
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon hates slogans, yes or yes
@benhuffington8482
@benhuffington8482 3 жыл бұрын
"best comedy that has ever existed" might be a bit of a stretch.
@wolfman8449
@wolfman8449 3 жыл бұрын
@@benhuffington8482 The only ones that have made me belly laugh is that early Katt Williams stuff and Dave Chappelle stuff but that was all prepared extensively for. Semi off the cuff Tim Dillon is the funniest consistent comedy that has existed imo
@benhuffington8482
@benhuffington8482 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfman8449 That's a good point. Off the cuff is a pure blooded comedian.
@air2838
@air2838 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's laywer must be getting 100 phone calls a day lol
@jakekellenvercauteren8732
@jakekellenvercauteren8732 3 жыл бұрын
Hardworking mans
@IIEthanGamingII
@IIEthanGamingII 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
Lol?
@xxlegitfailxx
@xxlegitfailxx 3 жыл бұрын
its just ben with a different phone
@M4dM4n96
@M4dM4n96 3 жыл бұрын
@@xxlegitfailxx desperately trying to change his accent with each call
@grantmanor6642
@grantmanor6642 3 жыл бұрын
Tim talking about being off of cigarettes from that nicotine gum while holding one and then Ben laughing at it while pulling out his vape was the best part of the episode for me.
@dr.morrison
@dr.morrison 3 жыл бұрын
Air B & B cleaning fee: $450 Hotel smoking fee: $250 Listening to these rants: Priceless
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 3 жыл бұрын
For every thing else there's Fake Business.
@huwhitedevil3329
@huwhitedevil3329 3 жыл бұрын
Bothered by everything offended by nothing
@MrLextune
@MrLextune 3 жыл бұрын
A well-said description of him! Lol.
@Gibsoncustom89
@Gibsoncustom89 3 жыл бұрын
great quote. its on record for when i steal it
@diogeneschicken2968
@diogeneschicken2968 3 жыл бұрын
It's weird watching Ben smoking and then he straight away goes back to his usual vaping . They look like a lovely sassy lesbian couple though .
@jayknight139
@jayknight139 3 жыл бұрын
You would do both to if you were staying in that hotel.
@ChamonixHouse884
@ChamonixHouse884 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayknight139 is Encore that bad, I’m in the area and thinking of going
@teamsquintz
@teamsquintz 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChamonixHouse884 it's trash
@vinny5638
@vinny5638 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChamonixHouse884 he makes like 96k a month from patreon, anything short of a castle with a 120 man waitstaff is trash to him
@alheno5423
@alheno5423 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@trealexander4808
@trealexander4808 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Ben always says “I’ll bleep it out later“, but never does 😂
@Astro_Advocate
@Astro_Advocate 3 жыл бұрын
42:10 *starts a nicotine-alternative ad read with a cig in his mouth* and this is why Timmy D is taking over
@maTThu3000
@maTThu3000 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best intros yet cigs and "we're late fuck off"
@dsu1097
@dsu1097 3 жыл бұрын
It was perfect
@amgofficial7791
@amgofficial7791 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 bless his heart... an [unphucked] a**hole (51:48)...
@jackjenkins5160
@jackjenkins5160 3 жыл бұрын
When the Pastor shows up hungover for Sunday morning service.
@ben159xbox
@ben159xbox 3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
When the pastor need to bond over a ritual killing w/his opener.
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@thacoolbean
@thacoolbean 3 жыл бұрын
Amen bruh PTL
@yodythewoadie
@yodythewoadie 3 жыл бұрын
Late ep and Ben with a ciggie you know we're going deep today
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын
It's been a tough go in Texas this past week. 😭🤭
@thomashamilton8813
@thomashamilton8813 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the greatest dry drunk this world has ever known!
@barfyman-dm6zx
@barfyman-dm6zx 3 жыл бұрын
"Kendall Jenner should just lean in and start selling taco kits"
@khachakir
@khachakir 3 жыл бұрын
“Kendall should offer a shot of tequila to an ice agent” 🤣🤣🤣
@pickedknows463
@pickedknows463 3 жыл бұрын
Smoking in a non-smoking hotel room, one of America's greatest past times. Hope they hit the pool after when its closed past midnight
@ToastyChud
@ToastyChud 3 жыл бұрын
It’s always closed. Everything’s closed
@EDictiveHabits
@EDictiveHabits 3 жыл бұрын
@@ToastyChud maybe in your state
@quadrupleh4226
@quadrupleh4226 3 жыл бұрын
Smoke in the pool
@ryanpalmer6642
@ryanpalmer6642 3 жыл бұрын
Pool’s closed
@ohiogrows3668
@ohiogrows3668 2 жыл бұрын
You know the pool thing is because after 10pm they pump it full of chlorine tho, right?
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Opening smoking cigarettes in a non-smoking hotel is priceless! Cussing out crap family, better. Thank you Tim.
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
Probably paid a $450 smoke damage deposit on the room. Just in case.
@l-train3430
@l-train3430 3 жыл бұрын
also being sponsored by a quit smoking company
@nodiggity9472
@nodiggity9472 3 жыл бұрын
@@l-train3430 Everything Tim touches turns into a fat nugget of pure, fake gold.
@f123raptor
@f123raptor 3 жыл бұрын
“I switched to Lucy products - and I haven’t had a cigarette since.” - Tim Dillon
@KYLE-zo4bm
@KYLE-zo4bm 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@riverradley1639
@riverradley1639 3 жыл бұрын
favorite part of the episode
@Wanderer-uc1sj
@Wanderer-uc1sj 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Njayz038
@Njayz038 3 жыл бұрын
... and Ben has been smoking cigarettes for quite some time now.
@bradbowers352
@bradbowers352 3 жыл бұрын
I was at the 2 days ago playing blackjack and buying percocet 30s
@dilaudid74
@dilaudid74 3 жыл бұрын
I love whenever Tim kicks the voice up into Jiminy Glick territory. He needs some donuts to throw down while he rants.
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@nagilum
@nagilum 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is so refreshing, Tim just ranting on any subject not giving a fuck. Absolutely love it!
@theremingtonjames
@theremingtonjames 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure why this dropped on a Sunday morning when the majority of us are at Church but I blame Bill Gates
@goomaboi
@goomaboi 3 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT EVERYWHERE WE GO THERE IS REM. can't wait until timmy mentions you at some point, IT WILL HAPPEN. i don't even HATE you anymore.
@earth355
@earth355 3 жыл бұрын
@@goomaboi he should do a podcast with Remington James and even in that he will be the first comment
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Boom there he is! Tim is *late* as hell. He was that club house app
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
@@goomaboi that man can bench you, RESPECT!
@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075
@twentyonebaggagefranklin5075 3 жыл бұрын
I’m at rushes service. Still watching.
@DanDAmbrosio
@DanDAmbrosio 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim's promoting the Lucy products to help people quit smoking while he's holding a butt. Only he can make commercials funny.
@Che1seabluesdrogba11
@Che1seabluesdrogba11 3 жыл бұрын
They smoked the whole time 🤣🤣
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
@@Che1seabluesdrogba11 why are those emojis rampant on this page. Get out of here, normies
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz 3 жыл бұрын
hotel:" so we saw you smoking in our hotel room on your podcast" Tim Dillon:" well, Life in the big city"
@davelee3725
@davelee3725 3 жыл бұрын
Also You should have kept your mouth shut
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
Wish you well
@nagsterthegangster
@nagsterthegangster 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, Life in the Big city is the right response to ANY question. Thats what makes it so legendary. That and it neither answers the question at hand. lmfao
@sk8legendz
@sk8legendz 3 жыл бұрын
@@nagsterthegangster facts!
@Steven-oe4ub
@Steven-oe4ub 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion got me when he was talking about the 23 year old in the casino lmao
@Ketannabis
@Ketannabis 3 жыл бұрын
Total darkness
@humanityunchained6029
@humanityunchained6029 3 жыл бұрын
Tim:“Yeah we’re late fuck off” Me: *ripping a line and cracking a beer* “fuck yea new episode”
@krissykatportal
@krissykatportal 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@JimLahey1234
@JimLahey1234 3 жыл бұрын
“Im not saying people shouldnt be pissed, but the people that should be, are working” FAAXXXXXX
@BaldCape9
@BaldCape9 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the room next door, high as shit, hearing this through the wall
@alexmotherfuckingm3566
@alexmotherfuckingm3566 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sitting in my backyard high af laughing like a maniac, also it’s 2 am 🗣 go Tim!
@nickscapellato8248
@nickscapellato8248 3 жыл бұрын
Rogans impression was spot on, sounds like he's always eating something or has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth
@IrieBuddha94
@IrieBuddha94 3 жыл бұрын
It's called dry mouth 😂
@erickmateos7962
@erickmateos7962 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@BigHit9922
@BigHit9922 8 ай бұрын
Tim’s patience to deal with Ben’s BS is astounding
@blakerackley8874
@blakerackley8874 3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Tim's aunt is Bruce Springsteen's attorney
@roondog9965
@roondog9965 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve switched to luci products and haven’t had a cigarette since” *Looks at camera with cigarette in hand*
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
Jack Benny.
@amgofficial7791
@amgofficial7791 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂... ikr?! a whole 1950's vibes... let's gooo!!! (he's a fool)
@waylander140
@waylander140 3 жыл бұрын
Just like Ray Liotta. He tried everything to quit smoking. Cocaine, everything. Then he foundfuckin chantix!
@thebrocialist8300
@thebrocialist8300 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 boo boo da foOl
@riverradley1639
@riverradley1639 3 жыл бұрын
Soooo funny
@benjaminstansfield1411
@benjaminstansfield1411 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll bleep it out” Lies, Benjamin
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
Well ben did admit on one of clips that his true purpose is to bring tim down.
@greekgodx6560
@greekgodx6560 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the desc says they're in boston and ben laughing, that was a joke, hehe
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын
@@hey_its_travis He did? 😭🤭
@samus598
@samus598 3 жыл бұрын
@@hey_its_travis it's going to be a tough job, Timmy the Trashcan has an impervious sense of moral decency and always upholds the most professional standards and practices in the industry
@garciasrecords6332
@garciasrecords6332 3 жыл бұрын
My dad grows the crop agave that’s used for tequila and trust me he loves this craze over tequila, brad Pitt and associates came through and left a few million pesos in his bank account. Last thing he felt was offended lol
@kyanrinel5898
@kyanrinel5898 3 жыл бұрын
So like $500 USD?
@Mikeyouthere
@Mikeyouthere 3 жыл бұрын
CAP
@garciasrecords6332
@garciasrecords6332 3 жыл бұрын
@@kyanrinel5898 more like 200,000USD
@amoeboidtendencies5137
@amoeboidtendencies5137 3 жыл бұрын
Why is tequila so much more popular than mezcal?
@Gh0stdawg70
@Gh0stdawg70 3 жыл бұрын
NOICE!!
@desskills
@desskills 3 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna talk about the fact that Tim jumped from the East coast to California and from Cali to Texas and as soon as he got to Texas there’s a major snowstorm everywhere Tim goes disasters happen 🧨 💣 🔥
@johnbauernfeind8116
@johnbauernfeind8116 3 жыл бұрын
Smoking during the anti smoking ad read.. priceless 😅
@liamkerrigan4807
@liamkerrigan4807 3 жыл бұрын
Ben ashing after every hit like a 1950’s housewife
@Corbettmichael
@Corbettmichael 3 жыл бұрын
He is a 1950’s housewife. Ben is clearly the woman in this relationship.
@derekpauljackboyle
@derekpauljackboyle 3 жыл бұрын
love it
@josiahclarke3535
@josiahclarke3535 3 жыл бұрын
He even sits like one
@Corbettmichael
@Corbettmichael 3 жыл бұрын
@@josiahclarke3535 exactly if I tried to sit like that my balls would bust.
@JG-jy7pe
@JG-jy7pe 3 жыл бұрын
omgg lmaooo
@FBrezzy6694
@FBrezzy6694 3 жыл бұрын
If Ben doesn’t laugh, I don’t laugh.
@maxfield3106
@maxfield3106 3 жыл бұрын
It's true. He is an organic laugh-o-meter that is perfectly synched with the level of humor coming out of Tim Dillon. He doesn't miss a beat lmao
@armandiic791
@armandiic791 3 жыл бұрын
But sometimes I look at him like common dude that was kinda funny 🤦🏽‍♂️
@leonbuzza
@leonbuzza 3 жыл бұрын
He's like a laugh track on a controversial 80s show
@organenthusiast5803
@organenthusiast5803 3 жыл бұрын
I will eat all your lunches
@Lukemooredrums
@Lukemooredrums 3 жыл бұрын
I really don’t think I’d like the podcast as much without ben. The dynamic just works!
@jobananas3052
@jobananas3052 3 жыл бұрын
lol i like when the podcast is on random tables more than a set studio.
@kushmaster5000
@kushmaster5000 3 жыл бұрын
Having a suitcase studio sounds ideal.
@fumewahfter
@fumewahfter 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy in bed.
@CashensPowerwashing
@CashensPowerwashing 3 жыл бұрын
Makes for a better episode for sure when in random places
@chrisoncommand
@chrisoncommand 3 жыл бұрын
Only Tim could hawk nicotine gum while literally holding a cigarette inside a non smokers room.
@ptfarm1704
@ptfarm1704 3 жыл бұрын
Dillon is on another level. I’ve watched this episode 3 times already.
@chaseriley3541
@chaseriley3541 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll bleep it out.” BENJAMIN GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE
@Danielacastillohi
@Danielacastillohi 3 жыл бұрын
Ben’s whole demeanor is that of a scared dog with their tail between their legs. Good job, Tim.
@vonlondon4575
@vonlondon4575 3 жыл бұрын
Rescue dog
@thebrocialist8300
@thebrocialist8300 3 жыл бұрын
We need a brave brown marginalized woman of color like you to kickstart the campaign to cancel Dillon. 💅🏿
@Danielacastillohi
@Danielacastillohi 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebrocialist8300 I am Venezuelan and he did mention arepas, but I like him too much. Does this make me NOT latinx?
@stevus23
@stevus23 3 жыл бұрын
@@Danielacastillohi when I read that it ended in an x, I sighed in relief.
@the7thmagazine
@the7thmagazine 3 жыл бұрын
The introduction was perfection. Welcoming and iconic.
@DannyFinch_
@DannyFinch_ 3 жыл бұрын
O.J. DOES own a tequila company, it’s called Tequila ‘She Won’t See the’ Sunrise
@EDictiveHabits
@EDictiveHabits 3 жыл бұрын
Niceeee
@ZanderVanBarrel
@ZanderVanBarrel 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought it was called Tekillah
@garynoakes1000
@garynoakes1000 3 жыл бұрын
44:00 Tim advertises a quit smoking product and says that since using, he's not had a cigarette since... literally while holding a cigarette and smoking throughout the entire show. Then he gives a look hahaha so so good Tim!
@anasty_arisaka754
@anasty_arisaka754 3 жыл бұрын
Was just about to kick the chair until I got this alert. 😅 that was a close one!
@user-xd1xf9rp5p
@user-xd1xf9rp5p 3 жыл бұрын
Tim and Ben will have a falling out when Tim doesn't love Ben back one awkward Saturday night. I think the Simpson's even predicted that.
@Ryan-th4um
@Ryan-th4um 3 жыл бұрын
the way ben smokes is quantifiably gayer than tim
@henrik1743
@henrik1743 3 жыл бұрын
Nah he thinks its a joint
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын
Tim isn't gay. It's a bit
@2791dles
@2791dles 3 жыл бұрын
As Tim would say, "you could prove that in court"
@big_bickie
@big_bickie 3 жыл бұрын
He's just hitting it like a joint
@MrMexikin
@MrMexikin 3 жыл бұрын
Thats just how Nazi's smoke
@trealexander4808
@trealexander4808 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is now my favorite podcast! I got hip to him from JRE and now I watch him way more than JRE. No offense to Rogan, but Tim is not only funny, but he’s INCREDIBLY smart and is able to translate real-world situations into one huge hilarious bit! Keep going Tim!
@cecilyt006
@cecilyt006 3 жыл бұрын
Ashing into clam strips adds a whole new level of sophistication to the podcast.
@MrDmac423
@MrDmac423 3 жыл бұрын
The Jordan Paterson impression😭😭
@highg5088
@highg5088 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, crack and Tim Dillion on a Sunday morning.
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s not a Sunday morning without a 🌹 and Tim Dillon
@captainmorgen486
@captainmorgen486 3 жыл бұрын
Hungover Hash Sunday
@garbotix8228
@garbotix8228 3 жыл бұрын
@@myquest666420 it's not tim dillon without crack lol
@Dolcesin
@Dolcesin 3 жыл бұрын
@@garbotix8228 Tim Dillon is crack
@peachmelba1000
@peachmelba1000 3 жыл бұрын
Whose crack specifically?
@dthcorehvy
@dthcorehvy 3 жыл бұрын
Every Sunday morning is like Christmas now, appreciate you guys.
@mmoore9438
@mmoore9438 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing. Thank you guys! Shared your clips with Rogan earlier on @OpenMediaOne. Telegram channel. Kendall, OJ Simpson, Woody Allen and your Aunt Kathleen are subscribers so I cant share this one.
@benevans8250
@benevans8250 3 жыл бұрын
"Love is whatever it means." Is the greatest lyric ever uttered.
@MrEvilManDan1
@MrEvilManDan1 3 жыл бұрын
Who would believe that the guy on the left is the gay one?
@justinhaase8825
@justinhaase8825 3 жыл бұрын
The church school kids are always confusingly effeminate
@f123raptor
@f123raptor 3 жыл бұрын
@MrEvilManDan1 You people keep saying stuff like this, meanwhile he’s clearly gay and shows it in every episode - whenever he’s not on a diatribe about how much he admires the work and voice talents of Judy Garland, he’s talking about being a kid and trying to get his ass plowed in church.
@brian9960
@brian9960 3 жыл бұрын
He eats Fish sticks
@thomasmanyjr6987
@thomasmanyjr6987 3 жыл бұрын
His wrists are limp as fuck and he crosses his knees like a lady in a dress.
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 3 жыл бұрын
The jerks who cut me in line at that Whatabuger drive thru have their own podcast?
@jakeswatchinyou7230
@jakeswatchinyou7230 3 жыл бұрын
2 white guys saying “Jalisco” Lmaoo I expect Tim to not know how to pronounce it but Ben grew up throwing rocks at Mexicans, why can’t he pronounce it correctly?
@dylansmit3883
@dylansmit3883 3 жыл бұрын
Because he's got a good arm. They never got the chance to speak.
@Wandering_Chemist
@Wandering_Chemist 3 жыл бұрын
Or because they don’t care 🤷‍♂️
@HeyyyitsBell
@HeyyyitsBell 3 жыл бұрын
i loved it lmao
@Gnargonaut
@Gnargonaut 3 жыл бұрын
It could be intentional,they mispronounce Ghislaine on purpose too. I dunno
@Gibsoncustom89
@Gibsoncustom89 3 жыл бұрын
took me an equally embarrassingly amount of time to realize Ben was saying Gell-is-ko, but was talking about Hal-eese-ko
@slacktoryrecords4193
@slacktoryrecords4193 3 жыл бұрын
The last 10 or so minutes of this, about the hotel room debacle, nearly killed me. Like doing a rip of 43% THC bud from a 6-foot bong. I almost passed out. Tim is the king, no other podcast even comes close. Truly
@bergs3005
@bergs3005 3 жыл бұрын
somethin feels right when the boys are puffin darts
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
Does tim not realize that the world's most powerful couple has filled for divorce. Poor lil north west and his sister south by southwest
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I talk some non sense when I’m high 😂
@dwightwest2885
@dwightwest2885 3 жыл бұрын
Who fuckin cares..think Tim cares..lol
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
@@dwightwest2885 I hope no one actually cares, I know I dont
@_kyle7478
@_kyle7478 3 жыл бұрын
Blink twice if Chelsea Peretti was holding you hostage.
@CharlieMartini222
@CharlieMartini222 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@mraBJJ33
@mraBJJ33 3 жыл бұрын
😐😑😐😑
@moonbear894
@moonbear894 3 жыл бұрын
who?
@RapnuzeI
@RapnuzeI 3 жыл бұрын
“We need Red Baron pizzas for 3 years” LMAO
@habowtat3576
@habowtat3576 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, so wish I could come see you in Chicago!! You're gonna kill it!! Sold out you deserve it!
@ScoundrelSFB
@ScoundrelSFB 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: "Hotels rooms have not seen such desecration since the days of Led Zepplin stuffing sharks into women at the Four Seasons."
@user-vh5lm7ny9u
@user-vh5lm7ny9u 3 жыл бұрын
Tim pointing with his cigarette hand while speaking is fucking hilarious 😂
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s my Irish grandmother reincarnated. The cigarette rants. Love it.
@moshko8362
@moshko8362 3 жыл бұрын
Ben smokes a cigarette then immediately starts vaping afterwards... good boy
@turtles420roast
@turtles420roast 3 жыл бұрын
Nicotine Fiend
@MrNathanStarr
@MrNathanStarr 3 жыл бұрын
This ranks as one of the best episodes of the Tim Dillon Show.
@aditisaini556
@aditisaini556 3 жыл бұрын
Okay i lose my shit whenever tim goes to the Weinsteins. I love this joke, may it never end.
@ToneWoN
@ToneWoN 3 жыл бұрын
You are beautiful 😍
@williamsutherland1175
@williamsutherland1175 3 жыл бұрын
Waking up on a Sunday morning seeing Tim smoking indoors pleases me
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud a lot on this one!!! Considering the subject matter for a good portion of it... Tim you're a rockstar and I love it!!!
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
I stayed up all night for this. Better be good. Edit: definitely worth it. A little rapy, but worth it.
@luisalcantara7285
@luisalcantara7285 3 жыл бұрын
Modern times sucks. Thankful we have Tim through these ridiculous times.
@haileyquinn1313
@haileyquinn1313 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon needs to make a merch that says "who cares"
@flickmybic7174
@flickmybic7174 3 жыл бұрын
"ash in the clams"already know this is gonna be a good one
@blueshue
@blueshue 3 жыл бұрын
"yeah we are late fuck off" oh my god i love this man
@sylvestercalzone1003
@sylvestercalzone1003 3 жыл бұрын
I love ben rips his vape the second he puts out his cig 😂
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate your ministry Tim. You all rock. God bless brother
@GrantWhitaker06
@GrantWhitaker06 3 жыл бұрын
Tim reading ads tonight is a resemblance to everyone's lives after 20 years in any industry.
@debunkthis
@debunkthis 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing I’ve ever seen is him asking if Eric Weinstein had done anything like inventing the rotato
@aleksandardobric3000
@aleksandardobric3000 3 жыл бұрын
I want every podcast from now on to start off with a Marlboro light in Ben and Tim’s hand
@avidlyathena
@avidlyathena 3 жыл бұрын
*Ben! Pleeeease activate automatic CC when you upload!* I love to watch you two all the time, but at night my husband snores soooo loud, so I keep the TV at a low volume (and stifle the laughs)*... It's easier for me to follow if I have the text to read along with. I hope you see this and take it into consideration!
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
Gina Carano? Is that you?
@troyr1210
@troyr1210 3 жыл бұрын
This allen v. Farrow promo really has me pumped to watch it now. Part one premiering now
@nezmustard
@nezmustard 3 жыл бұрын
New to the podcast.. Already grooming this young man. You’ve made it Tim, proud of you. The way you got him smoking that cigarette he obviously hates let’s me know he’s in good hands ❤️
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