25 great data quotes

Data Quotes (1987 - 2002)

[@Glassandcandy]

Data naming a cat "spot" who coincidentally has no spots and stripes instead is the most data thing I can think of. Like he just searched the most popular cat names, saw spot was a top pick, and picked it without being able to tell why someone would name a cat "spot" lol

[@anjetto1]

Giving data the ability to have a laugh was one of the greatest things Q ever did. It was a really nice, warm thing to do and it made me like Q more as a character.

[@basevegeta9424]

Yh, he should have given picard a full head of hair as well.....

[@nickiw1847]

I laugh with him every time

[@piotrd.4850]

I'd say, this is most underrated human moment in entire series. And absurdly WELL acted by Spinner - way he switches from laughing to deadpan...

[@picklerick6759]

I gotta say, Data is one the best characters ever. The act of not being human and craving it makes him just an amazing character.

[@jefferyyoung2580]

My favorite data

[@thesandwich5321]

"I am fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques." HOHOHOOOO!

[@bennozappenduster8557]

Given the stamina of Data as an android, I find it strange that Tasha was able to perform duty on the bridge so soon.

[@davidkosa]

I wonder if he can make it vibrate.

[@grannykiller]

I read this in George Costanzas voice

[@AustinJFerret]

I've heard of a "battery operated boyfriend" but this is ridiculous.

[@kellynolen498]

@@davidkosa I don't see why not I can make my arm/hand vibrate(useful for fast clicking as well as other things if you have a girlfriend) with my feeble human motor control abilities Data definitely could

[@sebastianfaber3754]

"Lore: I love you brother Data: Goodbye Lore" One of the saddest scenes in TNG

[@Btester2]

I wonder after he got his emotion chip if he ever had a moment where he looks back at that moment and feels remorse.

[@sebastianfaber3754]

@@Btester2 Well, that is incredibly interesting. I WOULD NOT survive feeling everything at once (or in a very short timespan), so it would be wise if this chip had somethingl ike a feeling buffer

[@Trowa71]

"Take my Worf, please" one of my favourites his him learning to dance with Dr. Crusher. Also his face when he wins a hand of poker and reals in the chips. Bless you Brent Spiner.

[@ynotski9]

The Best Bit is at the end when Data stops laughing turns, looks at the crew and burst out laughing again.

[@drsch]

Bent Spiner is one of the most underrated actors ever.

[@liwiathan]

Pittsburgh the guy has both Asperger's and ADD

[@alexrousseau339]

Data : i hate this .... it is revolting !!! Guinan : more ? Data : please. lol that made me laugh way more than it should.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he graduated from emotional to being a teenage male

[@truluvpassions]

The boobs firming up comment still gets me to smirk every time. Data breaking out into laughter and his life forms moments are probably my absolute favorite in the entire series. That and the scene where Data has Worf take care of Spot and he sneezes at the end.

[@chuckyoder5765]

" A fistfull of Datas " is one of my favorite episodes . Data's Day also .

[@TheYaddayadda]

One of those episodes is perhaps the most cringe-inducing moments of that or any other TV show ever made. Which one? You know which one.

[@LadyEvilest]

I really wanted to hear the joke about the monk, the clone and the Ferengi. Here's a good Ferengi joke! How many Ferengi does it take to change a dilithium crystal? Four. One to buy the crystal, one to negotiate for a lower price, one to change the crystal and one to sell the burnt out crystal to a Pakled.

[@anjetto1]

"Programmed in multiple techniques" is shockingly erotic.

[@bobpage6597]

"A broad variety of pleasuring........" oooo err hahaha!

[@NotoriousGirl33]

You forgot “Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.”

[@BlueMorpho15]

You could see Geordi give the face of “Dear lord save us”

[@NotoriousGirl33]

@@BlueMorpho15 Indeed.

[@BlueMorpho15]

@@NotoriousGirl33 lol 😂

[@liwiathan]

The actor such a funny guy and then you see him play this and it's like what

[@DeathTheKid10]

That 'Oh shit' had me actually crying with laughter when I first saw it... Good times

[@riverdealer]

i went with a group of friends to see Generations on opening day and all cheered when Data said that

[@DarthRushy]

"My timing is digital."

[@riverdealer]

that's funny

[@TheBlarggle]

"...why?"

[@chrissmith482]

It's missing my favourite from the episode with the time traveller, at the end in the shuttle. 'I trust you palm print will open this door whether you are conscious or not.'

[@joecoates0]

“One is my name, the other is not” you missed that one

[@sabin97]

when pulaski called him data instead of data.

[@juliam9111]

And this is why I love Data

[@ajmittendorf]

"I just love looking for life forms! Life forms! You darling little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?"

[@EvilMariobot]

You missed "Vamoose, ya varmint!"

[@jessicaslater4243]

Soooo...why did Soong program Data with multiple sexual techniques, but not give him the ability to whistle or use contractions?! I get that Data needs to be able to interact with humans, but I'm fairly sure whistling and proper grammar are more commonly employed than sex, unless Soong was crazy popular with the ladies and wanted Data to follow suit.

[@MateDrinker33]

Jessica Slater: :D

[@kellynolen498]

Well data has been known to contribute to his own programing so he could have done the research himself

[@dazzlernator]

Lore alleged that Data can't use contractions by design in an effort to make him sound "less perfect" among humans than Lore. To refrain from using contractions or be unable to do so doesn't mean Data lacks "proper grammar". If anything, his grammar is strictly formal.

[@excrono]

It was the least Dr. Soong could do, take away a lot of his humanity by design but still let him enjoy himself. Enjoying physical intimacy does not require emotion, boy if that ain’t the truth.

[@Btester2]

Maybe he wanted Data to develop to the point he could have sexual relationships and wanted him to be able to be a good lover.

[@shaderax_storm6165]

All that knew him, loved him! And all that loved him, knew him.

[@chrishubbard64]

In the beard scene, I always picture this as a tim conway harvey corman sketch where data is conway trying as hard as possible to make everyone else break down laughing.

[@MykelLinden]

FINALLY, someone else sees it too. :D

[@bostonrailfan2427]

knowing Spiner’s history, it’s the truth

[@cydaliaacevedo8635]

Did you damage your face, Data? lol

[@4HBirtcher]

I can never recall Brent Spinner having a beard before!!

[@davidjsaul]

Did you damage your face, lmao

[@riverdealer]

@@4HBirtcher - the beard was gone in the next scene

[@davidkosa]

You missed "I busted him up!" and "Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows...."

[@cpbomf]

The laughter at the end. Stan Laurel. Didn't know that until recently so I thought I'd share it.

[@winstonelston5743]

"Take my Worf...please!"

[@artisticgoose5670]

When Data started laughing at 6:04.... HAHAHAHA Picard’s face, omg omg omg I can’t keep my laughter in!!! Even Counsellor Troi was laughing LOLOL

[@contrafax]

4:53 no matter HOW many times I see that bit, I cry every time.

[@ThePadawanK]

Westly "say goodbye Data," Data "Goodbye, Data," favorite part! LOL

[@artisticgoose5670]

JediKnightK Wesley

[@stronkie]

where is : Lifeforms , you tiny little life forms , you precious little lifeforms.. where are you .. snaps with his fingers

[@alexanderjones9572]

Mark Stronks Just what I was wondering!

[@RandomMajin]

I believe it was one of the movies. Don't remember which one

[@alexanderjones9572]

RandomMajin It was Star Trek Generations, where he'd turned on his emotion chip and was enjoying using it.

[@RimWulf]

Fun fact Brent Spiner actually owns that song because the script said *Data sings* in it so he he ad-libbed the entire song, he recently.

[@scottythegreat1]

I just....love scanning for lifeforms

[@CreeperJ44]

Data with a beard! OP as hell!

[@Orca19904]

"Greetings USS Titan. This is your friendly positronic pissed-off security system, back online. Unwanted guests and monologuing protoplasms, I am initiating an immediate shift change."

[@cypress1337]

If you rub the 2 pixels in this video together you can make fire.

[@XmegaPresident]

You must be a Gen-Z'er.......

[@shytown7083]

this made me laugh so much

[@karrskarr]

Best acting laugh ever at the end! :P

[@scotty_james]

“Take my Worf. Please.” Classic Rodney Dangerfield

[@bostonrailfan2427]

actually it’s Henny Youngman, similar style but the true originator of it

[@yamagishisan]

0:41 I guess that the script writer's of Voyager hadn't seen this when they wrote into The Doctor's script to say that the cold still hadn't been cured yet.

[@MateDrinker33]

Yamagashi San: It may have been a bid for more realism on Voyager's part; when you consider that there are over 380+ viruses that cause the cold to vaccinate against on the one hand and the understandable lack of urgency to cure an illness that causes no serious harm to the fast majority of healthy individuals who contract it, to say that could take several centuries to cure successfully is putting it a bit mildly.

[@potaterjim]

Data sneezing, followed up by "A cold what?" broke me

[@andyw3399]

Once you go Data you never go back.. lol

[@sharondieben]

LOVE DATA.

[@BlueMorpho15]

Riker: Let me get this straight, you want me to take off your head? Data: Yes sir That’s too funny 😂

[@freesaxon6835]

0:16 poor old data meets a man eater.......

[@r0bw00d]

Oh oh here she comes...

[@liwiathan]

And he's like so uncomfortable

[@robertbrownjr2123]

"Honey I'm home"...Data used a contraction.

[@UwUYT]

Actually, subtitles show he used contractions dozens of times throughout each season! Kind of annoying ngl

[@dreamofsprings]

I like that data shoe emotions all the time

[@ThatanOmega]

All that effort to make a SUPER advanced android and you couldn't get the skin and eyes right. Dang It!

[@supernukey419]

Or let him use contractions

[@UwUYT]

I think it was on purpose. He was never intended to pass as human, which was probably why he looks that way.

[@liwiathan]

He looks more fake without the makeup

[@yoshikitakaya7871]

Data is THE MAN 👏👍💯

[@wildlydistraughtindividual]

Take my Worf. Please!

[@Girhin]

5:41 just about sums up my day today.

[@dopiaza2006]

There....are....FOUR....pixels...

[@TheMouseMasterYT]

TNG-Data-with-a-beard is giving my Keanu-Reeves-John-Wick vibes.

[@themonopolyguy4365]

Seems like he had a little more emotion the first couple seasons...even though he technically had none

[@fuhue5945]

Data, more man than most men

[@michaelwalton4017]

Omg! Data's secondary job is a sex toy?🤯

[@liwiathan]

Yeah but only for the librarian

[@Btester2]

Dr. Soong programed the entire karma sutra into Data! Haha

[@jaquan6969]

Mr. Hopson, you will carry out my orders 😎😎😎😎😎 or I will relieve you of duty

[@Tigerman1138]

When he found Spot 🐈 I cried in the theatre.

[@robertbrownjr2123]

Damn Gordie let the Android laugh.

[@adamdemgar2798]

I hate this! It is revolting!

[@stombstone]

More?

[@EvilMariobot]

Please. Still remember the theater busting out laughing at that. (Also, the "Ooooh shit!" line)

[@alexanderjones9572]

Data should have kept the beard through the rest of the series and the films!

[@TheKincognito]

This is the Best Sheldon Cooper impersonation ever! ^^

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

I think he's better than him.

[@intergalacticthoughtcrimin9763]

Spot!

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

1:50 SHUT DOWN BY THE P-SQUAD!

[@private5672]

Oh hi Mark zucc

[@jaquan6969]

Sandler up.... Lock and load ----- first contact

[@orangewarm1]

That first scene. Data is a lucky ******* and how the hell did he grow that beard?

[@90lancaster]

Why did Data just call Wesley a Reed Sea Pedestrian ?

[@adamdemgar2798]

90 Lancaster at what second did he say that?

[@90lancaster]

I was making a joke about how Data sounds like he's saying "A Jew" rather than "Achoo" as Wesley enters +0:38 . Red sea (or Reed Sea if you prefer - that is an argument for another place) Pedestrian being a way Brian refers to himself in Life of Brian when he is stating how he's proud to be a Jew.

[@MyBlackAA]

Yes I hate this! It is revolting! Another? Please!

[@Imjakejones2322]

4:01 man that shit hit me like Mike Tyson

[@Imjakejones2322]

I love you brother

[@intorainbowzOG]

How is the Cat poem not on here?

[@coreymorrell6272]

Denise Crosby was a hot tamale.

[@keithc1234]

alwasy bothers me that Geordi needed to ask "Data why are you laughing?" talk about ruining the moment.

[@Tubeite]

6:00 Is Data related to Stan Laurel?

[@bennozappenduster8557]

This is one thing I have noticed on several occasions and wonder if anyone knows whether he is a fan of Stanley Laurel.

[@jeremyjones5455]

Here is a picture of Brent Spiner, dressed as Stan Laurel. I saw it in a magazine many years ago. There was an article with it, where he talked about his admiration for Laurel. data2364.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/member10.jpg

[@bennozappenduster8557]

Thanks a lot, this answers my question.

[@umitbilgi86]

Im Data.

[@Torus2112]

My timing is digital.

[@erikk77]

At 1:08 General Zod from Superman.

[@victorsalisbury3554]

Data year 3000

[@Eddie42023]

1:15 I wonder if those reactions were natural. ie: unrehearsed.

[@iycephoenixx4249]

1:26 I lost it

[@roberts3741]

There are no colds in the 24th century.

[@umitbilgi86]

Shenzon

[@ChompChomp_]

I'm surprised that there isn't single comment referencing detroit: become human

[@Firepup740]

What about yours

[@NANAbingbangboom]

:))

[@shanepye7078]

My timing is digital...

[@umitbilgi86]

Im Q.

[@sandorfalusi3486]

Too bad that most are only good when you know the context. You should upload full scenes.

[@natsudraagneeelfairytail9556]

I hate this it is revolting More Please

[@jaquan6969]

data was dempted by the Borg queen--- first contact

[@SleepingForestGaming]

5:41 thank me later

[@hulaguilci7072]

Bi Brooks Thank you

[@MicraHakkinen]

Cheers :D

[@arielg7000]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@noahlipsky6547]

4:33

[@umitbilgi86]

Wait....

[@aesthetic_wreck5574]

5:49 can someone please give context????

[@lykos832f5]

He overheard some of the women talking about how the planet was affecting them, and one of them asks the other “have you noticed how your boobs have started firming up?”. Data then walks over to Worf, who begins talking about how the planet is affecting him, and data then repeats the question he heard earlier to him.

[@echo117a2]

0:58 Why are the combadges on the wrong side

[@larzo4462]

Hope you where joking, its a mirror bro.

[@mrmaniac3]

For the life of me, I do not know.

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Confusing video and badly edited. How did you arrive at the number 25?

[@Sam_T2000]

why do they let a child with no formal training pilot the flagship of the fleet? are there not actual trained pilots who have worked their whole career for such a chance?

[@phoenixzion82]

Sorry, the quotes from early Seasons are campy. The later seasons are far better.

[@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_]

phoenixzion82 its part of the charm. if you dont have memories watching the old episodes with your dad as a kid, you lose

[@mountainguyed67]

The meaning of which depends on if you like camping or not.

[@RIDDICK0911]

Good camp is awesome. Grow up.

[@umitbilgi86]

Or

[@alysonneharris2445]

Data's sneeze isn't that great!

[@adventuressurvivalinthailand]

"a disease my mum said humans used to get" LOL sorry Star Trek, super fail there in MHO. So we are so perfect in a couple of hundred years that we don't catch colds

[@Zapnl]

'The cold' is simply a viral infection. It's really not far fetched that in a few hundred years those can be completely rooted out, especially in a limited space like a starship.

[@JonathanJK]

There is actually talk of it being a thing of the past in an article I read last month. Be an optimistic person for our collective progress.

[@curseofgladstone4981]

Probably could cure it easily but better that people just let it happen. It's not harmful and it's much easier to let the immune system keep itself strong than to have to immunise against every disease there is

[@shiningarmour6805]

If you isolate a viral infection long enough, it can "die" actually. There are some diseases out there, very viral, that have actually gone extinct due to bad timing and bad luck on their parts. I like how in Disney's The Legend of Tarzan the cartoon, they briefly cover this, that if you're unearthing things, you run the chance of _stirring_ the ground and resurfacing diseases.