#256

Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss.
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[@ctrn-gh4qf]

Never laughed that hard. Lee Syatt entrance was not comedy, it was ART.

[@fatboygrows]

Amazing lol

[@horchata4039]

I was actually kinda disappointed Lee didn’t get to stay the whole episode

[@dopaminedon9488]

Tremendous comment! Here's a free hit of dopamine!! (:

[@blappichulo9015]

Very Twin Peaksy

[@uriah9559]

that really was great. i lol'd

[@dantemingione779]

Take note advertisers: these are the only advertisements I’ve ever watched.

[@Seewhathappens101]

If they have our favorite podcasters advertising things in their own way because they kind of like the service I could get behind it. Tim has such a way of describing things tho so it might be unique. Not many advertisers ready to just say “yeah you can talk about dick and sweaty ballsacks in the segment”

[@ag0n1an]

same

[@50_Pence]

Haha me too

[@RamonesFan201]

@@Seewhathappens101 its still manipulative Schlock. NOT INTERESTED!

[@Alltoofinite]

I’ve even considered buying some of those products

[@TheDuquette1]

Tim would be miserable in any city. I really hope he keeps doing a rant for each city he goes to. This is pure gold.

[@sublimelove23]

LA is great if you live in the right area of the county, if Timmy were smart he’d move to Pasadena area around the Ice House, quiet neighborhoods full of STUNNING estates. So awesome that he’s beginning to get the kind of fuck you money to move anywhere now

[@adencree]

Jesus Christ Lee Sayat in the flesh you fucking legends I'm speechless

[@TheGeorgeous]

The flying jew. On tour

[@sublimelove23]

Lookin Tip Top Magoo too

[@Tacit_Tern]

Dude.... "heroin addicts who occasionally do melodious things" had me laughing so hard.

[@feedyourhead434]

My new favorite moment ever of this show is Tim explaining to Bari Weiss how 9/11 was actually an inside job

[@russellm2555]

How naive are you

[@303TAG303]

@@russellm2555 ? saudi and israel helped us plan it

[@russellm2555]

@@303TAG303 right, because some of the hijackers were Saudi origin. That's like saying Tim McVeigh bombed OKC on behalf of the US govt. In other words, pure horseshit

[@untenableposition]

he should have mentioned the dancing isreali's

[@AM2K2]

@@russellm2555 Did the U.S gov fly out the McVeigh family soon after? If so, yes.

[@Joshua-gu5nj]

As a native Texan, I'm so happy to know everyone is learning the truth about Austin now! Praise be to the prophet Tim Dillon!

[@skinnyweenie5107]

I am same and agree 100%

[@srijanagrawal255]

Love how he didn't even put Bari's name in the title

[@brandonjpj1]

right hhahahaha power move

[@greidem8195]

He did her a service because the more people see this interview, the more her credibility and legitimacy crumbles

[@elementonly08]

@@greidem8195you like gay people being thrown off buildings? Very progressive.

[@alisonwechslercipriani4776]

@@elementonly08 you doubt that? It has happened both in Gaza and Ramallah. There are Arabs from all over in Israel where they feel safe

[@Bobojanglesbo]

From the river to the sea

[@unownnnn]

"Christians, we just behave, we have dinner" 🤣

[@dugbug123]

i choked on my own spit. it's the funniest stereotype i've ever heard.

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

we need a Bari Vs Abbey debate hosted by Tim Dillon

[@lancelance9314]

It would be infuriating

[@alisonwechslercipriani4776]

Abbey deals in fantasy so debating her is a waste of time

[@3rodox]

Abby with another flawless victory, no doubt.

[@jinndoe7068]

Bari debate?

[@JeezVince]

No we dont.

[@christopherlee5434]

Tim is 100% correct about Austin.

[@PioneerCinema1]

Yes indeed.

[@Joshua-gu5nj]

I've only driven up there a few times, and that was enough for me to start calling it The Texas Toilet. "The stench of human failure fills the air!" Yuuup!

[@christopherlee5434]

@@Joshua-gu5nj I had an ex girlfriend that went to UT. Visited her once, my immediate reaction was "this city is a dump".

[@christopherlee5434]

​@@F33bs the reality does not live up to the hype.

[@seandunn2062]

@@F33bs Peopel who say shit about it only go Downtown. They don’t bother actually exploring other parts of the city.

[@ShatterNWO]

Ben's son's first words will be " a buddy of mine." Get a DNA test Ben.

[@1stblackpm]

"Did you see that elk that walked by earlier while we were practicing Ju Jitsu..??"

[@ShatterNWO]

@@1stblackpm of course, all of my senses were heightened because of the isolation tank.

[@maxlarsen7491]

No it will be audio of him chewing and saying you know what man

[@williamcutting5224]

A hundred percent

[@samus598]

*smacks lips* yah dad

[@gabek25]

bro i died when lee walked in

[@ryanparks5015]

Somehow I think Bari's mind would explode if you were to point out the Transfer Agreement. Or that one of the precursors to a homeland in the middle east was a certain family funding farming settlements in the frontiers of the US in the mid-to-late 1800's. I'm not anti-Israel by the way, it's just funny how little some of it's supporters know about the history of setting up a homeland

[@b1gbuck]

the fact she tried to say the conflict, in terms of wars around the world, "hasn't been that long", and that she has no idea why there is an "absolute and utter fixation" by the media about what is going on now, proves your point, at least in this situation.

[@joerusso1581]

Yeah, unbelievable. Now tell them how Islamist were fighting with the Nazi's before there was even a thought of Israel. Wonder what in the world to 2 facists cults both using religion to justify their actions would join forces for........Hmmmmm

[@Bongbomber42069]

After her JRE appearance i can’t believe anything bari says

[@lamasu]

yep, she's a liar and a propagandist. The way she rolls her eyes at anything concerning the rights of Palestinians is a real turn off and super dead give a away that she doesn't believe what she says and is only serving an agenda that benefits her. Also the way she unprompted brought up 9/11 and the Isreali connection conspiracy immediately gave her away. It's like no one was even thinking about that until she brought it up.

[@SolomonRasputin]

I’m about to turn her off with the shillings she’s doing. Doubt she brings up the forced sterilization of Ethiopian Jewish women

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Half my family were legit nazis. My one great granddad was commander of a Uboat, my great uncle went from the Hitler youth to Soviet internment to being a gay hair stylist in Long Island. Point is, just chill your boogie. This isn't anything worth getting upset over. Save your energy for something that actually matters.

[@cullenquint]

@@SolomonRasputin *temporary forced sterilization. All knew about it and a few said the were tricked into it. Also only a small number of women received more then one dose of Depo-Prevera ( three month contraceptive). Also some of the injections were done by other Ethiopians in Ethiopian transit camps. Not saying its right by the way, but just saying they got sterilized is misleading.

[@samus598]

@@cullenquint Yeah the guardian article says "forced contraception" which really does change the narrative, they didn't permanently sterilize them. Also out of all the shit that Israel does, requiring new immigrants to take a shot of temporary birth control really isn't a big deal. Those women didn't have to go to Israel, they chose to, and they could also refuse the shot and leave Israel if they wanted. Glad I looked it up. www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/30/forced-contraception-jewish-ethopian-women Yeah it's probably racist, but it isn't eugenics or something. It isn't the Tuskegee experiment.

[@jasonzrx12]

I'm from North TX and everything Tim said about Austin is 100% true IMHO. The city is a vortex of despair.

[@msannthrope_2049]

But how come it's booming and the real estate is going through the roof? I don't get it.

[@elrud5964]

@@msannthrope_2049 joe Rogan has been talking it up like crazy for the past year and he has the biggest audience in the world

[@PedestrianBrand]

Dude you’re from north tx. You’re opinion shouldn’t mean anything to anyone ever. Your ability to comment on any form should be removed or have a disclaimer before being able to read saying that you’re from north TX I could imagine your schooling was just from an over weight teacher telling you that everything is bigger in Texas with big red soda on tap. Do everyone a favor and delete your comment

[@maxlarsen7491]

Segura is literally shaking rn

[@TheKittahMuncha]

I think Christina got badly injured so they could buy more time to reconsider their move that's my tin foil hat idea

[@egoborder3203]

for anyone who hasn't visited Austin: he IS being nice

[@1guy1pod]

Yep. I was going to move there to do stand-up. Went to KillTony last week (had a great time at KillTony) but every second I spent outside of the Vulcan I wanted to put a bullet in my mouth. Absolutely the worst city I've ever been to.

[@OctobersOblivion]

I live in Austin and Tim has been extremely kind to us.

[@christopherlee5434]

Austin sucks, not as bad as Chicago but still...

[@0xVidar]

@@christopherlee5434 at least Chicago has good restaurants. We have nothing here. Downtown is garbage.

[@BB-ty6iy]

He should have moved to Dallas or Houston. Houston is much more LA like. Idk why Joe decided on Austin tbh

[@TRLgoodvibesdotcom]

Here’s hoping Tim and Joe become like Biggy Tupac and he starts a rival comedy club somewhere else

[@stevew2192]

A fake comedy club

[@BlekJamal]

@@stevew2192 with real fake business being conducted

[@meatmissilef111]

lmao imagine the comedy drive-bys

[@trytin55]

This girl did a really good job at confirming everything Abby Martin said 😅😅

[@samus598]

Seriously. YEAH WE'RE ENGAGED IN GENOCIDE BUT HAMAS DOESN'T WANT US TO EXIST Could the genocide maybe have something to do with that? Israel doesn't seem to want Palestine to exist

[@673AWSF]

@@samus598 how is it genocide if the Palestinian population has had an average growth rate of 2.5% every year since 1990?

[@arminabdi]

So she confirmed that Fakhrizadeh was a civilian scientist?

[@TheHeretic435]

Correct.

[@samus598]

@@673AWSF How is it that you think semantics is at all valuable? I swear Israel's supporters are the most annoying people in the world to argue with. Call it whatever you want. I'll call it genocide because shooting a rocket into a hospital to kill 1 terrorist turns 5 non terrorists into terrorists, then you kill them too, which converts more of their family members and ends in genocide. But sure we'll call it "Genocide Light" or "Diet Genocide" so you can feel better about supporting it

[@docmdb87]

Bari arguing against the most extreme argument (which I've never even heard of) I can't even take her serious

[@bobbyboygaming2157]

Yeah KZbin automatically "shadow-bans" any comment that goes against Bari provided it has some "Key words". Most of my comments are nowhere to be found. But I agree, she basically just never answers any questions, she brings up distantly related issues as a kind of defensive stance. At one point she basically says that since Asian Muslims are also mistreated by China, then the ones in Gaza should be too. It is just like all this low-key defensive crap she throws at Tim. It is such a misguided conversation because she keeps moving the goal posts away from the real issue at hand which is the border/settlements issue.

[@macabre101]

Seeing Lee step in the frame is the happiest I've been in a long long time.

[@adrianlouw2499]

Tim wrecking Joe's Austin Dream in a single rant LOL

[@TheGeorgeous]

Joe and the rich tax evaders thought they could promote the city with everything else apart from the real reason of tax evasion

[@PlastiForge]

@@TheGeorgeous Tax evasion is a crime. Moving to avoid paying taxes is smart.

[@andysing72]

@@PlastiForge what are the effective tax rates of Texas n California?

[@heidi7151]

@@andysing72 For really rich people it's a lot - about 14% more in income tax. Property tax is about 3x higher but the cost of property is really low so it probably evens out.

[@nicehatmrdog5265]

@@PlastiForge why do you think the US is so shit? because people are always trying to avoid taxes, especially the rich.. How do you think you're supposed to build & sustain infrastructure without taxes? Joe got a 100m deal, he doesn't need to worry about taxes unless he's a greedy fuck

[@Truth_In_Victory]

They have to shell hospitals and press buildings because Hamas wants them to. ProTip: Maybe don't do that....

[@AntergyEEC]

Hamas sends their rockets from schools, hospitald etc. but i understand listening is hard

[@kingdiamondscream]

The start of this show has aged WONDERFULLY, we wish him well

[@amendz69]

It's the uncomfortable truth, Austin is pretty much Portland at this point. How the mighty have fallen...

[@rachelhall4808]

It really is the worst

[@victoryvillain1471]

Austin has always been Portland of the south. They had the same slogan for like 20+ years.

[@BlackDogOriginal]

Thanks leftists

[@seabassmcbigfat]

@Inside the Doors you notice how you have no likes on what you said? No one agrees with you. Like the majority.

[@ethansleeper6952]

Oh absolutely not, Portland is a soup of pasty sad white people who have nothing to do but do smoke weed while pretending to care about social issues as they ignore homeless 17 year olds doing heroin and committing petty crimes in the streets. Its a hopeless pit of addiction and suicidal ideation. Truly awful.

[@Tiberius_Gracchus]

Tim - I appreciate you having both Abby & Bari on. Always good to hear both sides of an issue.

[@jackbrown3270]

another reason Tim is the greatest of all time

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

Lmfao Bari getting called out on 9/11 so she goes "that was a throwaway line." Good sport, but not a person to be taken seriously.

[@gruweldaad]

You're the one with your pants off in this scenario. Pop a Zyprexa and join us in a few hours.

[@patg9754]

When I feel down, I go and watch Bari making a fool of herself on Rogan. Mossad were pissed that night.

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

@@gruweldaad I had to Google zyprexa

[@gruweldaad]

@@RobMcGravyTrain How odd that someone who thinks you’re a paranoid antisemite might be more knowledgeable about the world than you.

[@RobMcGravyTrain]

@@gruweldaad my girlfriend is Jewish and I don't know brand names of bipolar drugs because I don't medicate. Enjoy your superiority complex friend

[@kraftdinna5650]

As her smile slowly creases, she can't help herself. It goes from smiling, to poker face, to smiling. Who told this lady she was good at this?

[@francisventura1905]

lol this is always my thought when she does podcasts. she's the worst Zionist I've ever heard defend Israel

[@kraftdinna5650]

@@francisventura1905 Yeah. She's a horrible representative.

[@cjae4883]

Bari attempted to justified bombing schools and hospitals, blaming coddled Americans for not comprehending. *Tims voice* "whaaat?! I mean . . ."

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[@RedAlexios]

Holy shit this is gold..Lee

[@poopstainhotdog1]

Amazing to see such a legendary first half of a pod and then an atrociously bad guest in the second.

[@billjohnson2081]

He should never have guests

[@mustavogaia2655]

Every year, Tim should live wherever his audience vote for. For democracy's sake, each vote would cost $1 and one could buy as much votes as one wants. Let's send Tim to places.

[@glenndowdle1434]

Tim needs to go to Israel lots of opportunities for expansion right now.

[@tyzilla87]

Must be paid for, in Bitcoin though

[@scottp.548]

I vote for Camden, NJ

[@mustavogaia2655]

@@scottp.548 See, a world of opportunities opens with a simple proposal. It would be perfect for a social experiment: as NJ is almost the sema size of Israel, Tim's production team could arrange a scenario - real or fake in which the surrounding states vow to erase NJ from the map and we could see how Tim deal with a shower of rockets coming from CT during a month.

[@scottp.548]

@@mustavogaia2655 He definitely would be dodging, while living in Camden. That's for sure!

[@michaelt.1161]

I knew he would snap…. Tim is not an Austin guy, he’s got LA all over him… he has the personality of a wealthy middle aged jewish woman from New York who wants to live on the pacific

[@everything...interesting]

That was beautiful

[@lukeutz680]

Tim belongs in Clearwater or the Florida Keys in the winter. New york state in the summer.

[@ryn-kx5tv]

Yes and yes.

[@dataslul]

Bingo. Lives in the West Valley when she "retires" and shops at the Gelson's in Encino.

[@amishspaceforce96]

Tim's a Long Island Yenta at heart.

[@Kegz]

I'm glad Lee is alive

[@pierrotlavoie]

oh.man. I was so happy. I wished he did that episode

[@robertsalazar2562]

Context?

[@pierrotlavoie]

@@robertsalazar2562 watch the video

[@davidchouinard1]

I think Lee has his own Podcast now

[@robertsalazar2562]

@@pierrotlavoie I did lee just came in and left was very confused. I had only watched clips of the show before.

[@jopo7996]

Tim looks like a CIA agent, if they were trying to infiltrate weight watchers.

[@brennancarter7721]

😂

[@yasirzainal1]

Dude!!!!….😂😂😂😂

[@ahmedamerica]

😂

[@kickingitwithtimmyb]

Got emm 😭

[@chevyhead7274]

Or the gays

[@MMOchAForPrez]

You know the food in Austin is bad when you notice Tim is looking thinner

[@RizztrainingOrder]

I thought he looked puffier

[@nosferatu2]

@@RizztrainingOrder nah he’s puffy. that’s what excessive alcohol consumption does to you

[@nathanieledwards7150]

I thought he was sober in a program?

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

If you don't like the same bbq you can have at home and Mexican food that you can get anywhere, you won't like the food either

[@MMOchAForPrez]

@@thegreatboppilini9006 I live here. I think the food tastes fine. It's just nothing I'd mention to anyone if I found myself out of state.

[@bigal1219225111]

I love how Lee just comes in and says nothing, looks like he held onto some of uncle joeys stars of death

[@شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر]

Lee syatt makes tim look like ryan gossling

[@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt]

I felt robbed I wanted Humpty Dumpty to produce the whole show.

[@LC-yo3bj]

The THC induced psychosis will result in Lee having arguably some of the most remarkable post-PTSD enlightenment that a human has experienced.

[@tombystander]

@@شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر confidence is king

[@JWCLUTCH]

Tremendous

[@alistairwhite4768]

quite possibly, the greatest intro, to a podcast ever “have you learned your lesson?”

[@Lewapolis]

I was like “oh my god YES!!”

[@Seewhathappens101]

TREMENDOUS

[@Andreas_linden]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@naylik2562]

@@Seewhathappens101 GREETINGS FROM PODCASTVILLE

[@timrobinson6573]

Tim's trying to destroy Ben's marriage so he can turn him.

[@Porkcfish]

I thought he was turning his opener.

[@comree11]

Lol

[@sauceguy19]

no way that tim is interested. dan looks like he played second string waterpolo at best.

[@SirSeatSitter]

Tims been slowly poising Ben with atrazine.

[@Porkcfish]

@@sauceguy19 As any good homosexual knows, swimmers, and by extension water polo players, are incredibly fit.

[@FreqElite]

How is Tim Dillon NOT a radio talk host in GTA?!?!?!? cmon rockstar, get on it!!!

[@moneybaggjoe2949]

It would be genius 🤣 just him trashing the entire city.

[@eggspitzer]

Get this man on WCTR. Shout out andy dick

[@raymondjames57]

Brilliant!

[@BTA1991]

Hell they should just use his voice as one of the main playable characters in GTA 6!

[@k3vinmckissick]

Of all the cults I participate in, this one is my favorite.

[@ChelleSimon]

Same

[@ShatterNWO]

your cheating on us? is it Joe?

[@StarveAnArtist]

@@ShatterNWO JCS-Criminal Psychology

[@frankv8628]

I kill for Chris D'elia

[@StarveAnArtist]

@@frankv8628 will be on JCS-Criminal Psychology some day

[@chicario92]

Okay I think we have our next NETFLIX pitch. 'The Hangover: 4'. Tim, Abby Martin and Bari Weiss all wake up in Palestine and they need to find what happened to Ben. Crazy antics ensue. Do we have a deal?

[@User-1683x2]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[@City-Hunter]

Now that's a Golden script

[@eoin4439]

Yes or yes?

[@calebblack1420]

It's just 3 hours of Tim talking to one homeless guy trying to get information the homeless guy doesn't have.

[@evankelly4346]

They have to drink a cider first. The man who drank a cidar and woke up in russia

[@calebblack1420]

Ben's in hysterics. He clearly isn't handling the affair well. Thoughts and prayers.

[@Krash845]

We wish him well 🏌️‍♂️

[@rickfool1452]

ole gravy leg

[@alsotnyk7785]

His wife is fuckin around on him?

[@jazzupthattriad1257]

@@alsotnyk7785 She was riding Joe for a while. She has now ceased the affair and that is why they are moving out of Austin.

[@calebblack1420]

@@alsotnyk7785 No it's just a bit Tim was making Ben play along with, as punishment for being late.

[@aidancummins9315]

I would buy cable if they give Tim Dillon a show where he lives in a city for 3 months and then just tears it to shreds.

[@Josepheus_Hallelujah]

Brilliant

[@deepsp_ce]

if he started in a small town in the bible belt i would watch

[@mmerryweather6950]

same, I'd also buy a TV for that

[@doubleaalanderson4571]

Yes.

[@tinabaygboe6879]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Daniel-ds4oq]

Tim has many skills but maybe his best is the ability to weave comedy into serious topics without taking gravity away from the conversation

[@a.r.p.898]

It's called being smart.

[@moonbear894]

Tim Dillon reminds me of Russel Brand...An American gritty and smarter version. I love when Tim riffs on his interactions with ppl working in the service industry.

[@agustinmotaduval3186]

That Lee Syatt shout out and Church Respect is awesome..Tim’s the a real ass dude

[@aculasabacca]

Tim is one of the greats, truly an extraordinary soul.

[@PraiseTheLord-JesusChrist]

Please never sack Ben. Never ever. Promise that! He is an organic part of this podcast. Him laughing is so so important to this show. WE LOVE YOU BEN!!!

[@Jaymo00]

We love ben!!! 😁

[@skinnyweenie5107]

We do love Ben.

[@FightingFrosty]

I enjoy Ben's laughter so much, it's kinda strange but it really makes me happy.

[@MisterK-YT]

Agreed. His laugh is a big part

[@carmenk4018]

Lee's giggles are also funny lol

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

Tim: "Fat people should be light on their feet, like me"

[@AdrianMartinez-op9ei]

Steakhouse fat

[@blouptqy]

The obvious reality here is that Tim is relapsing

[@mattyrat4958]

This is the second time I've seen Bari Weiss drop a casual smear on someone then try to gloss over it when she gets called out.

[@FinneySP]

The word shifty comes to mind

[@hifriend494]

@@FinneySP damn

[@dickstinkly185]

Yeah she’s trash

[@kungfujones1]

@@FinneySP I think you mean Jew lol

[@jakesnacks1149]

She was simply explaining the situation

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Lee Syatts' Stahs of Defth kicked in and he teleported to Jupiter 10 seconds in

[@kyleg6560]

She equates anti Semitism and anti Zionism gross

[@Dan-sw8tg]

Well it's true though if you ask most of the so-called Anti Zionists 2-3 more questions they'll will show their true face. Also, Palestine, like most Arab places is horrible if you lived there for a year you'd beg to live in Israel and wave the Israeli flag

[@thegiftedcomedy]

Yeah theres nothing suspicious at all about people only hating the one tiny country in the world that is Jewish which is surrounded by countries that throw gay people off buildings and stone women to death for adultery.

[@Dan-sw8tg]

@@thegiftedcomedy word

[@kyleg6560]

@@thegiftedcomedy do you even know what Zionism is and it’s origins and how Israel was founded? The USA gives more of taxpayer money to this developed country than anywhere else. It is a bio security technocratic state hard to distinguish politically from the us. It is part of the us empire. Time to let go of our childish and naive visions of gov whether it is the us or Israel. They are both horrible security states and militaristic who believe in an exceptionalist ideology.

[@kyleg6560]

@@Dan-sw8tg I wonder why Palestine is such a horrible place to live. I guess it is a good place to live if you fit certain characteristics for the militaristic bio security state. Look into what Zionism actually is. It is a messianic ethno supremacist gov that is either part of the us empire or inseparable from it. You need more Abby Martin Max Blumenthal Whitney Webb The Last American Vagabond Slow News Day The Convo Couch and The Corbett Report in your life.

[@godemperorpepe]

*The last time I came this early, Tim was still honoring his grandfather’s legacy.*

[@doctormatthattan]

And has he stopped?

[@tannerlynam2559]

So true..lol yes or yes

[@theplayerformerlyknownasmo3711]

@@doctormatthattan kathy stopped years ago

[@jyo9735]

last time i came this early, tim was practising real business

[@brentbarrus9754]

Keep his name out of your mouth.

[@achrafmaaden6263]

Thanks for bringing in Bari Weiss, she was a joke.

[@droid0079]

Bari telling Tim that 9/11 wasn’t a inside job is all u need to kno.

[@Krash845]

And mossad wasn’t involved either 🤣😂🤣

[@droid0079]

@@Krash845 they also didn’t help fund Epstein n Maxwell set up a global pedo human trafficking spy network also lmao

[@kardo_6627]

@@droid0079 never and gislaine having a father who was mossad is just coincidence, duh stop being antisemetic.

[@Seriouspup]

The previous episodes guest was infinitely more convincing. This lady sounds like she wants us to feel bad for Israel and the last guest is like they’re literally squatting on families homes I mean . . . Idk from the outside looking in I’m not feeling this episodes side of the argument

[@droid0079]

@@Seriouspup u shouldn’t they r currently doing the same horrors to the Palestinians like the Europeans did to the native Americans when they colonized America. She justifies it by claiming the Israelis are morally superior n more deserving of the land because they r a good & tolerant people compared to all the other people in the Middle East. When u point out d atrocities they will call u a fascist & racist to smear ur reputation rather then engage in honest dialogue.

[@vinnyb3978]

Bobby Lee called this. He knew moving to Austin was a mistake for comics. Joe just went to dodge paying taxes.

[@tottenhamteacher]

Called it late Vinny. I’m 26 in CA but I knew for everyone else there wasn’t a move. What I will say that there is opportunities in Austin w/ folks who have boat loads of dough or were born into money. Joe Rogan and Elon Musk; one go a (low end) 100-300million (high end rumors that have been whispered) and the other trying to buy the stars. Nationalism bit at the end by Weis.. bizarre to be living during this time.

[@BOBofGH]

It was a surprisingly insightful and lucid thing he said to Tom Segura.

[@jurirabiner8654]

Bobby was right

[@NicoleKisa]

So did Tim.

[@evanhoyt6282]

So did Erik

[@RedAlexios]

Not gonna lie I had a panic attack when Ben left but then when I saw Lee I started laughing hysterically

[@sebastiansiemaszko1976]

If you think that was real you have many fake business seminars not to attend.

[@TRXST.ISSUES]

@@sebastiansiemaszko1976 Tim was pretty convincing XD

[@garrettheichemer4706]

Shiting on Ben is only funny because Tim loves him. I love Ben too!

[@werdmaster]

Ben is the premier audience member of the greatest show in the world

[@UsernamerAlreadyTakn]

It's gone too far

[@werdmaster]

@@UsernamerAlreadyTakn if ben laughs, I laugh. If tim doesnt laugh, I laugh.

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

"It was just a throwaway line, like 'Assad toady.'"

[@DOPOW9419]

I'm halfway into the Bari Wiess part and I'm hoping so bad he brings up Epstein being Mossad.

[@socrattt]

That would be awesome.

[@TheQuentinExperiment]

I'd love to hear tim destroy Seattle like this 😂

[@arshak8036]

😂

[@anms2023]

I would pay to hear/see that

[@grimly105]

everyone tells me "move to austin, its the seattle of texas" if its the seattle of texas i want nowhere near there.

[@6h0St_666]

1 week would be enough time for him to experience enough for a profound 1 hour rant

[@jasonklien5569]

Tim sides with Marxist anti semite terrorists and foreign agent spies like abby communist martin. Does he wants the Jewish people to be erased as the side he seems to favor or does he neglect the terrorists firing first into Israel after being guided by a foreign terrorist anti semetic state to do so? Tim needs to wake up. Hes allowing advocates for genocide on his show and endorsing bds is supporting nazi genocidal propaganda plain and simple. Perhaps he should think about what hes endorsing, in the 30s it would have been called nazism

[@usernnammee12345ffghjjjjjjjk]

I forgot how morally bankrupt Bari Weiss was

[@NicoleKisa]

The morally bankrupt fail upwards in this Country, it's the reason for their ascent. Willingness to betray others is how you prove yourself in this gross place.

[@russellm2555]

Maybe you're just naive

[@jakesnacks1149]

What did she say that was morally bankrupt?

[@tedatwork2343]

@@jakesnacks1149 In order: Her artless ad hominem (sorry, "throwaway line") against Abby Martin. Her ad hominem against the audience that being disgusted by Jewish behavior makes us "far left". The Jews were colonized by the Ottoman and British empires (an absurd lie, she's counting on you to know zero about history). Palestinians are Jews' "mortal enemy". Occupying Palestinians' homeland is justified because Palestinians are incapable of "flourishing" on their own. "There's no Christians in Gaza" (you can easily disprove this by going to Gaza on google maps and searching for churches). Land theft is OK if it's on a small scale ("It was about six homes", "Israel is smaller than New Jersey").

[@alwaysinverted1224]

I thought for sure Tim had visited Milo's pray-the-gay-away camp and was now straight and in a committed relationship with Whitney Cummings

[@neverusingthisagain2]

Whitney Cummings being in a committed relationship is the weirdest idea in this sentence

[@ianferris1065]

This is so good. Its like every episode gets better. They are better than most specials that comics labor over for a year.

[@aidans4588]

He comes up with these great ridiculous descriptions on the spot it’s so good

[@CH-dt1br]

Lol!!!!!!!! AGREED!

[@ytaccount9859]

Dude amen Tim is doing amazing work right now. Feels like this era’s chappelle show or something with the level of greatness

[@clydez1234]

@@ytaccount9859100% Tim is on a different level than any other comic.. its really insane

[@RamyTheGreat]

Lee Syat now works for Blackrock. He made an offer for Tim's home.

[@LC-yo3bj]

A stunning estate

[@msannthrope_2049]

😂😂😂

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Hum a jew working for a shadowy organization that's disenfranchising the working class this must be the first time that's ever happened in history..

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

"Austin Texas. If you can make it here, you can make it here."

[@egoborder3203]

"If you can make it here, the Austin Chronicle will kiss your ass for life"

[@NickyBlueEyes94]

Tim’s hate for Austin is probably his best rant since he took apart LA, the place he is about to move back to. Time for the king to be back at Boa Steakhouse with the Nelk Boys.

[@alo4912]

He should meet somewhere in between like new mexico so he can see how miserable life can really get

[@redsnflr]

Tim liked LA whilst he complained but celebrated how vapid and materialistic Los Angeles is, there doesn't seem to be the same bipolar revelry for Austin's faults with him.

[@_idiot]

I knew he wouldn't be able to be away from those TikTok twinks

[@Rob-ue6ij]

You don't know what you got till it's gone. I moved from a great beach town in New England to Vegas and I was back within a year and tens of thousands of dollars I just let go down the toilet to reclaim my life and get back to civilization. Vegas is another town of losers that like Austin has had massive growth and fancy suburbs for failures to pretend they are in beverly hills.

[@garrettramirez428]

Meh, he did 15 minutes of Austin-hate when 5 would've sufficed

[@JasonLitman]

The news is Tim has been offered a Tenure position as professor at BYU, to teach poly sci

[@zakkbeckettt]

thank christ

[@emilianovillarreal1744]

9/11 a closer look

[@neverusingthisagain2]

They teach polygamous science now? Wow this countries getting progressive

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

Bari Weiss: “75 years of war is not THAT long.”

[@jn3697]

Lee is looking good, haven't seen him in a while.

[@crunchycrails1436]

Hell yeah Lee rules

[@jpk51]

idk why but i want lee to win so bad he seems like such a sweetheart lmfao god bless him

[@nextbizzy]

Did he do anything after the church?

[@tricky7363]

He Lost a lot of Weight! Proud of him

[@sebastiansiemaszko1976]

@@nextbizzy he has his own pod!

[@seanhernandez8081]

Lee trying not to laugh is hilarious lolol

[@barackobama3719]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOK HOW QUICKLY SHE TRIED TO SMEER ABBY BY SAYING SHE WAS A 9/11 TRUTHER. LET THIS TWO DEBATE.

[@puepole]

I believe Gavin Mcinnes referred to Bari Weiss as "the 10 of 5's".

[@tarico4436]

Like she's the hawtest "5" in America. I concur.

[@lydiapinnell1124]

It’s so mean and as a fellow woman, I don’t want to put her down like that but damn was he right 😭😂 like sometimes I can’t believe he ranks women like that it’s honestly kinda funny

[@soundtracktothefuture226]

King

[@groovehog1]

Agreed. 🤣

[@jasonablah7702]

@@tarico4436 where do you live where she'd be considered a 5? That's a 2 here.

[@atriyawadhwani5980]

Why is Barry Weiss such a crybaby?

[@1995abv]

This woman’s argument was very low on facts and very high in feelings

[@russellm2555]

Maybe youre just naive

[@lamasu]

lots of appeal to a supposed 3000 year biblical history, but eye rolls at people who have physically lived on the land for that past 600 years.

[@lamasu]

@@russellm2555 Maybe you are just ignorant

[@russellm2555]

@@lamasu they're still living there, silly. Israel is 20% Arab.

[@1995abv]

@@russellm2555 maybe you’re gae

[@zombiez2go473]

Tim does a real good job not coming off combative and aggressive it helps the conversation move .

[@Billbrewbaggins]

“3D printed brisket” lmao

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

pure gold

[@ryanlankford8634]

Look how shifty her eyes got when Tim said borders seem to keep expanding. Stereotypes in action.

[@MeMe-py6bb]

“Heroin addicts who occasionally do harmonious things while on the street”

[@haymaker710]

You are my sunshine my only sunshine

[@jacobkrantz2473]

The Big Announcement is that Tim will be Athony Jeselnicks opening act at the Yuck Yuk house in Kansas City.

[@jyo9735]

now thats life in the big shitty

[@MichaelTheChairman]

@@jyo9735 underrated reply 🤣

[@MichaelTheChairman]

Yuck Yuck is what I think about Anthony after what he said

[@ShatterNWO]

Go easy on Anthony. Its been tough on him to learn that other ppl can make a living being offensive.

[@Mach1Greeble]

@@MichaelTheChairman What he say?

[@Mdiddydoesit]

Amazing. She gives ZERO evidence to prove her talking points

[@aquaajb]

you don't need evidence to get paid for an opinion

[@bludvik55]

I wish Lee would’ve actually replaced Ben just for this ep.

[@metalmouth5581]

Yeah I was excited

[@tjrobinson5241]

As someone who just left Austin after 12 years of chasing my dream of being a fat drunk loser (and failing) this was exactly what i needed to hear today.

[@onedone2011]

How did you fail at that?

[@nuckels188]

@@onedone2011 he was a skinny sober winner unfortunately

[@bobdebuilda3877]

I too was a fat Bachelorette

[@RizztrainingOrder]

Tim “I’m usually late, and cancel at the last minute” Dillion

[@Matanumi]

Tim _grill a Burger its over_ Dillon

[@starsnstrife]

every time israel drones a childrens hospital bari weiss pulls out the giant foam hands.

[@amberwilliams8240]

Bari: They had no choice 🤷

[@dickstinkly185]

@@amberwilliams8240 well it’s what Hamas wants so why wouldn’t Israel give it to them

[@pureog1479]

Am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on over there

[@bozbozman1575]

Her point was that they have to fight back. As their opponent wants them dead and nothing else. She also disavowed the bombing of stuff

[@willis7404]

@@bozbozman1575 also the fact that Hamas purposely operates in news buildings, hospitals and schools so that when Israel retaliates progressive western media condemns Israel.

[@EpimetheusHistory]

...so...cancelled flight to Austin...and bid on a house...going all in on DOGE, living in a cardboard box (in the Hamptons, here they have real food!)

[@nfbconnect]

Omg this is my plan too!

[@EpimetheusHistory]

@@nfbconnect Awesome man! Just make sure to not place your cardboard house too close to the seaside...or else it will get a little bit soggy...See ya there!

[@scubatablemallcop3804]

Tim will join Antifa in the Hampton’s

[@Luvurenemy]

First dibs on your cardboard starter home when DOGE skyrockets. Would you sell an option on that sweet piece of cardboard property? What are the taxes and HOA fees like? I’m pre-approved.

[@dopaminedon9488]

Annnd here's a free hit of dopamine!

[@thorfauci9540]

I hope the announcement is that he's running for governor of California

[@ShatterNWO]

Yes, Tim now identifies as Caitlyn Jenner. He expects Caitlyn's bank to respect his new identity.

[@jyo9735]

na, hes got too much respect for caitlynn

[@raymondjames57]

Nobody "runs for" California, Only "runs away"

[@ShatterNWO]

@@raymondjames57 yeah, Caitlyn is just running so that she can pardon herself for that car murder

[@raymondjames57]

@Brian Aguilar I want you to wrap your head around something that's so completely out of this world so completely out of this universe so completely out of any realm of imagination that perhaps just maybe over the past two years more people have left literally running away from California than those who decided " hey, why don't we take a chance, maybe, possibly, what we can find in California. ........ I got to be honest guys I don't think you're fake business material

[@bobbyboygaming2157]

Lol her defense for the Associated Press building is exactly what Putin says when he shells Apartment buildings in Ukraine. Everything she is saying is just so far removed from reality, I'm impressed at the fact she thinks everybody else is far removed from reality and not herself. I hope they can end the conflict some day, but she needs to stop acting like it is her conflict. It is not.

[@Rawhead_Rex]

Tim bought Black Rock

[@nemesis7884]

Bari hasnt brought up ANY arguments against what Abbey said - all the historical context is completely irrelevant to what is being actively done now

[@samus598]

Yep, in a classic Bari Weiss move she just implies that everything that Abby said was wrong and biased, then she goes on to not address ANYTHING that Abby specifically said. Instead Bari opts to spew talking points, and she doesn't even do a good job at that.

[@amberwilliams8240]

Classic smear job

[@Fisker94]

Her argument is pretty crazy. I´m only taking your shit because I am afraid. So it is okay! (Dont go TIM!)

[@russellm2555]

Historical context irrelevant. Even recent historical context, like the Second Intifada. Riiight

[@Ikilledthebanks]

@@samus598 our “coddled America brains” couldn’t possibly understand the truth.

[@jamesrichard5290]

He's like an honest and talented Bert Kreischer

[@paul3dwards]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[@shaunandrews5138]

Less gay too

[@christianpalmer5471]

Way too thin to be like bert. But I get what you mean.

[@memetixTV]

That's just hurtful.

[@BoqPrecision]

My issue with Bert is his "try hardness".

[@hikingandlookingatrocks]

sounds like Tim is trying to stop people from moving to Austin, making up for Rogan advertising it.

[@drewprew]

God bless him.

[@sean58291]

I’ve live in Austin my whole life and could not agree more. Fucking over this city

[@shhimhiddensk4059]

the most hipster friend ive ever had moved there and described the place and i nodded to myself after watching this

[@redsnflr]

I love the Israeli defense of stealing Palestinian land as "our homeland was stolen from us centuries ago"; didn't the Jewish people conquer the Caananites to get God's "promised land" originally(don't quote me but the Torah) ?

[@PBrousse]

Give Palestine/Israel to the Caananites, everyone else is fake business

[@RedSntDK]

Oh yeah, it's been passed around quite a bit. Always loved this depiction of the Jerusalem conflict: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqWslXapgtqZf7s

[@mashupremix]

I'm glad he had Bari on because she spent the first portion of this interview bringing up peripheral facts to obfuscate the details of the current conflict, which only weakens her argument in my opinion.

[@johnhernandez5938]

Honestly. Equivalent of defending police brutality by citing ancient Zulu tribes having combat superiority over White settlers.

[@josephsjourney3387]

Israel needs to stop expanding into Palestinian territory, stop overresponding to attacks/riots, among other things. But when “progressives” say things like Israelis have no ties to the land, Jews shouldn’t be there, etc. it starts to get into a territory I don’t feel comfortable with. Suspect.

[@charlesstephens6359]

Woulda been nice if they had flipped it on her and asked if she would be okay giving up half her land to the native Americans who also have historical ties to America.

[@ToneWoN]

@@josephsjourney3387 don’t say suspect , not your generation.

[@DonHaze]

Bari sounds like she knows what she is talking about to someone who doesnt know what they are talking about, but to anyone with more than half a brain, she comes off as totally insane.

[@magician_6262]

You sound like a Nazi to anyone with a whole brain.

[@liammullen2144]

A lot of modern communication seems to be learning how to convince people you are correct through tone, posture, body language, facial expression, clever wording and catchy slogans. Seeing as most people seem to be borderline retarded these days they aren't equipped for an actual real discussion or debate of ideas.

[@jvei9334]

Yes couldn’t even finish this episode. She is insufferable

[@pureog1479]

@@jvei9334 what is she wrong about

[@samus598]

Yeah, she has that ETERNALLY condescending tone. Even when someone makes a good point against what she is saying she keeps the same thick layer of condescension. She's such a gross human being and an AWFUL journalist.

[@Nick-fe7xx]

Tim - Well theirs a lot about 9/11 we don't know. Bari - Rolls eyes. Me - Ok, now I can't take anything this woman says seriously

[@erpizzaiol5457]

Cough cough.. Dancing Israelis cough cough

[@Dan-sw8tg]

@@erpizzaiol5457 imagine believing that lmao

[@russellm2555]

Imagine people so dumb they think 'pull it' meant a controlled demo and not in reference to the search and rescue effort regarding Building 7. This is obvious if you watch more than a 3 second edit, for context, and more obvious when you read the FDNY communications transcript that shows they expected it to collapse hours before it did, and pulled the search effort and cleared a perimeter around the building.

[@erpizzaiol5457]

@@Dan-sw8tg Imagine failing Mr. Dillon's "9/11 a Closer Look" class at Austin Community College.

[@IntheDeadofDarkness]

@@russellm2555 Words matter, "pull it" is a term in demolition to take down the building, whereas, "pull them out" would be the correct phrase. That way people don't get confused and demo a building.

[@DelToro7]

Lee! This episode SHATTERED my world! My paradigms are shifted!!!

[@ldobbs2384]

Um. Who's Lee..? Edit: Nevermind...

[@Gek7451]

Tim showing some class not destroying whats left of Bari’s career

[@socrattt]

I think Bari does well on substack.

[@jakesnacks1149]

She's right about most of what she says

[@christophereduardo9903]

@@jakesnacks1149 she isnt, she does strawmanning too much, read up on logical fallacies

[@xavierHere457]

HOLY COW AN UNEXPECTED CROSSOVER!!!! Jk but still funny we got to see Lee.