Taking Which Youtuber Are You Quiz Part 2

[@scintilliance5665]

Kurtis' picture is him shirtless, looking all hot while Danny's picture is a middle aged woman's whatsapp profile picture. wow.

[@Kelluhh13]

scintilliance ෆ I just cackled too hard stopppp

[@harley69]

I mean the maker of the quiz is probably biased towards Kurtis considering they said “entering Kurtistown” as their subtitle

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

Lmao

[@felicialademan3476]

scintilliance ෆ I WAS THINKING THE SAME TGING AAAHAHAHAHA

[@claudiacha2536]

1000th like :)

[@samshaw7087]

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from.” -Drew Gooden

[@haileydunst3986]

I READ THIS WHILE HE SAID IT

[@terminallyelleofficial]

@@haileydunst3986 SAME! Freaky shit😁

[@jaymesigler6402]

Honestly, same

[@tomatojam9237]

#1 quote of the year

[@no_peace]

Saaaaaaaaame

[@lc5291]

Drew and Danny: "and we are not the same person" Danny: I'm actually Kurtis

[@PinkishPlant]

0Lukas. Campbell0 that must be why Kurtis was on their tour

[@gingeralesequel]

*Gasp*

[@packrat8699]

he got em there

[@epushzp]

le gAsp

[@glassrose4381]

Gaspé

[@chenobujr]

I just realized in the pic of Kurtis being shirtless... he's k u r t l e s s

[@chahrlay]

also can i say, that picture of kurtis is like so old, it looks to be before he had a lot of his tattoos, like why'd they choose that picture lol??

[@Dethamaranth]

@@chahrlay he straight up looks like just some guy trying to look like kurtis

[@namratasrinivasa7568]

hes kurtaless

[@MichaelAndIchael]

Loool

[@danielavelasquez9524]

No shirtus

[@MagicWhatsItCalled]

love how danny's entire second channel is just him having an ongoing identity crisis.

[@chloegravitt4311]

RickityTickityTin ahahah😂

[@miraalmlund5572]

And drinking lacroy

[@inachen4102]

shreks titty no, he is legal pumpkin

[@thomasdevelops3087]

Mira Almlund lacroix*

[@reddtea1602]

AND drinking La Croix.

[@tm-yb8kx]

he reacted to the results like he was just rejected from his top choice university

[@o_odarx6361]

HE WENT SO DEADPAN

[@fallonvlogs1952]

Ima get this to 666 likes

[@tenzinc1514]

Tiffany mayumi

[@rainofstars00]

@@tenzinc1514 some say she's still plotting her revenge...

[@mariattles4773]

I love how kurtis’s photo is like a shirtless thirst trap and Danny’s is just him smiling awkwardly into the camera

[@fallonvlogs1952]

666 likes omg

[@fallonvlogs1952]

U have 666 likes

[@fallonvlogs1952]

No joke

[@kweilo764]

I'm your 1000th like!!

[@maygel]

t h i r s t t r a p

[@ariconditioner]

We’ve been confusing the wrong people this whole time Danny and drew aren’t the same person Danny is *kurtis*

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

how did we not see it before

[@umm40z]

Danny has like 5 channels

[@Lucy-my9yl]

Are you sure kurtis isint Danny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@yourlocaltherapist8661]

or maybe Danny is Drew and Drew is Kurtis 🤯

[@shipper_duh5477]

Danny and drew is the same person but Danny is kurtis

[@anastasiachristina]

Danny's second channel is just him finding out that he doesn't know himself

[@dellcomputer9181]

anastasia christina *insert Grace Vanderwaal America’s got talent clip*

[@citrusgem]

in fact he is not danny and has never been. he is actually kurtis conner.

[@epushzp]

*he doesn’t exist

[@teyi9676]

My brain restarted trying to read this, but I read it

[@nfldropeaendmaddenmonopoly6750]

@@teyi9676 what?

[@vampire4hire]

Alternative title: Danny has a mid life crisis and tries to remember who he is

[@errorfours]

Saint ༄ this is such an underrated comment

[@what9220]

isn’t he like 25 or am i stupid

[@Sheriden.]

Saint what is your profile pic?

[@batbaylor]

Saint ༄ pt 2.*

[@englishatheart]

I think you mean an identity crisis.

[@XxKiraAnimatezZ]

11:53 I absolutely love how he practically made the exact same face that was in the pic🤣

[@sidneycage22]

That was perfect! 🤣

[@Earl_grey1]

*”I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I only have nightmares that I work away from”* -Danny, 2020

[@mysticalcomic]

Legit I was right about to make this exact post lmao

[@mysticalcomic]

Like as soon as he said it

[@hiphiphoogray]

came to the comments to cry

[@uselesstomato8191]

You mean drew

[@charlye3599]

i was actually thinking abt that, kind of a bomb quote tbh

[@michukito]

“I'm actually Kurtis” -Drew Gooden, 2020

[@elliecat6006]

Your profile pic 😻😂

[@lmikosa]

Didn't u mean Cody Ko?

[@Joowmama]

Woosh?

[@ingridstjerneskudd]

Zero Steaks this is not a time to whoosh

[@LavroseRovender]

@@Joowmama who you woooshing fam?

[@sofiag9731]

kurtis’s pic: shirtless thirst trap danny’s pic: 🙂

[@lavenderstarzzz]

My grandma's third selfie

[@loo9404]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[@loo9404]

Ded

[@lexthedork4040]

@@lavenderstarzzz I thought you meant-

[@scareraven9669]

@@lexthedork4040 same

[@blue.6641]

Guys , the first try is the truth. Danny = Kurtis Danny is also = Drew (we all know that) And therefore Drew = Kurtis And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Bro that was so funny that this is my reaction 🆗

[@rattersworld1016]

LOL

[@reevexox7411]

the danny having existential crisis and realizing that he is like every other commentary youtuber that has ever existed is my fav danny

[@skibiditoiletHUGEFAN99]

@@Justchillinr delete your reply so it’s smooth

[@BobRossCat]

@@Justchillinr we need you to delete your comment for a smooth reply section

[@ice_wolfie]

@@Justchillinr kindly request you to delete your reply for smoothness in this here reply section

[@no-pr6ko]

@@Justchillinr delete your comment so we can have a smooth comment section

[@rainofstars00]

the heck did AleksandraARMY say

[@kishinumaayumi]

Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown" * puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis* Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*

[@adonoadono6862]

Kishinuma Ayumi the quiz is made by wewerecute

[@mischiefthecat53]

That annoyed tf out of me

[@ArturGlass.C]

I like that you said "usually" unflattering. Very nice of you.

[@Bananachan289]

Someone at buzz feed fancies Kurtis

[@Calendator]

That shirtless pic Is also unflattering

[@caremoodymusic2303]

Are we not gonna talk about how Kurtis’s picture was this sexy shirtless pic but Danny’s was just ._.

[@hannabarnett8334]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@gabrieldinix]

I thought the shirtless Kurtis photo was terrible, he looked like he just woke up

[@ivifranco1945]

Gabriel Diniz he looked lowkey dead, i said it out loud lmaoo

[@gabrieldinix]

@@ivifranco1945 yeah, there was no life in those eyes

[@puppypower222]

Neither were sexy they were both very uncomfortable

[@montanarose-sings]

I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER

[@rayanageilani1725]

You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

[@poxiefox9210]

I like Ur goofier font 🙃

[@destroyakira]

Very 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

[@maygel]

he also likes drinking la croix in thhis channel

[@stankyratman5685]

I think its way more sillier than goofier

[@estellapeterson3967]

𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓯𝔂

[@bighoodie4315]

He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.

[@Euphoria600]

true lmao

[@ghostttseven]

They know too much *loads gun*

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

Also with the La Croix

[@BigJepper]

@The Yeet Seat and then The Seven Commandments

[@Slippereater24]

That was three dumbass

[@lithp30]

I knew he wasn't going to get himself when the last question didn't say "my nose"

[@clareneylon2548]

Bob Cobbler RIGHT

[@Aditi312]

That's what I thought 🤭🤣🤣

[@s8606]

Bob Cobbler SAME

[@lizziebarrie]

LMAOOOO I THOUGHT SO TOO 💀

[@jennifervidales3235]

I knew I shouldn't have scrolled down bc watching the end of the video...

[@michellecolli14]

just in case anyone’s wondering. this is his first channel where he is very serious

[@isabelagaba821]

Ah, thank you. I was wondering because he seemed so serious.

[@Cloudi_Anne]

Hannah Michelle Thank you! If i mixed that up it could have been bad 😅

[@donovan7505]

Ohhh I thought this was his SECOND channel where he’s IS silly

[@kristenfernandez5647]

Thank you for reminding me!! I was really lost back there :^))

[@okkk9413]

@@donovan7505 r/woooshh

[@TaurusWitch29]

Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol

[@PK-we6vk]

"Kurtis may like to visit Canada becouse he lives there"

[@c0smo709]

"""becouse"""

[@bustin9549]

@@c0smo709 I think it adds flavor

[@fluffypancakes8427]

Because *

[@nicole-wo5pw]

Fluffy Pancakes no.

[@viv1212]

i D v v i l yes 😻

[@cassandrak5295]

Guys just to clarify: this is Danny’s first channel and he HATES drinking la croix here

[@megang5906]

And he’s not goofy at all here

[@vivianstewart7638]

Cassandra K or wack or fun

[@kirastump2989]

Ohhh okay thanks!

[@bylandee]

very confused here

[@bryson6111]

ö

[@oatesnmilk]

“I am Kurtis” “I am Danny” “And we are not the same person”

[@pudauncle1712]

We may have similar lives, We may have similar buzzfeed test answers, But we are different none the less

[@gavinregan08]

And if you took the time to read our answers for a minute...you’d see that I am Kurtis and I am Danny

[@stupidharaa3454]

I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!

[@VeraEdelman]

What if Kurtis took the same test with his honest answers and got Danny

[@oatesnmilk]

Vera theBanana petition for kurtis to do that

[@juliettem13]

5:53 i’m finding it really funny how the quiz is acting as if london is a country

[@Danny-qv3cq]

if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.

[@jessicamissouri6656]

um.

[@Danny-qv3cq]

Jessica Missouri i dislike that

[@jn2263]

But is this his second channel?

[@jessicamissouri6656]

@@Danny-qv3cq :(

[@Danny-qv3cq]

J N you tell me

[@ayejay_374]

The fact that his opinion on marriage was instantaneously "it rules!" and he didn't even look at the other options. My heartue

[@panini5857]

Damn 2k likes with no comments?

[@sway1623]

And he picked it both times too

[@samaraisnt]

be he's married...notoriously. It could be the only option that would apply to him.

[@victoriansteak5986]

This was the most difficult decision I’ve ever made, Danny and Kurtis posted at the same time...

[@ryleeflickinger5468]

i chose danny, onto kurtis

[@bizlypequeno8361]

Well, according to the video they're the same person so....

[@4ddisophia]

they’re the same so

[@mason7654]

Same

[@scxrae]

This is a plan they made, I feel like this happened on purpose

[@embercatt]

I like how danny is so goofy, crazy, wacky, and fun!!

[@deba2714]

In case you didnt know this is Danny's second channel where he likes to drink lacroix and get a little goofier

[@tenmobin1407]

it’s also his second channel

[@absorption4172]

OHHHHHHHH, THANK YOU!!!!! I thought that this was his main channel

[@somethingbehindyouu]

and he likes to drink lacroix

[@Secrett_Rickk773]

:o REALLY!?

[@GhostW1thTheMost]

Him creating another channel: "IM GONNA F*CKING DO IT AGAIN" (haha get it GOOFIer)

[@kailey_marler]

“I am Kurtis” “And I am Danny” “*And we are not the same person*”

[@Kovy2014]

We may have similar lives & may have similar wives but we are different nonetheless

[@evandrivescars]

And if you took the time to get to know us, for a minute

[@Kovy2014]

you would find that I am Drew, and I am Danny, and I am Danny, and I am Danny

[@crnqwe]

Why Does, Nobody Talk About How Hard It Is; To be a, skinny white Guy on the internet?

[@evandrivescars]

Why are there so many white guys on the internet? Can someone Get all these white guys off the internet Except for me And me

[@sodagoth]

the quiz: you are now entering kurtistown danny: i'm actually... president of the company

[@OftenEllinor]

😂😂😂 Oh no

[@trashcan2926]

And Drew MADE KZbin.com

[@halimahussain3635]

We knew all along that they were the same people;)))))

[@user39104]

I CAN HEAR THIS COMMENT

[@savinawyatt4786]

Danny Drew and Kurtis are the founding fathers of KZbin commentary

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

“I don’t have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I walk away from” is really inspirational like tf

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Inspirational? How? Like yeah its true for most people who dont really know what to do with their life but its not giving me motivation... it might even be making me sadder

[@uglyoakley3868]

I love how the photo of Kurtis makes him look like a model but,,,,, then the one of Danny is just

[@angelgabbs]

is just. of danny looking like a model too 👁

[@uglyoakley3868]

No, not in that picture lmao. Danny is just as pretty as Kurtis, but you can't try and tell me the picture they used for him wasn't drastically different from the one that they used for kurtis 😂

[@irebernardi]

Jajajajajjajja

[@emviest]

He looks like this emoji 🙂

[@uglyoakley3868]

@@emviest why is that absolutely spot on

[@marysjourney4735]

Someone: Hi- Danny: this is actually my second channel, i like to get a bit more goofier on this one :D

[@아리akaAri]

Oh wait this is his second channel?

[@kinkanalchemist]

Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)

[@julielinfoot5755]

well hope they don't divorce I'll make sure it doesn't happen :)

[@dream9873]

@@julielinfoot5755 “I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen” that’s a bit ominous lol

[@I-am-stupid278]

@@dream9873 fucking creepy*

[@raghdambaideen5199]

@@julielinfoot5755 that’s kinda creepy tbh

[@Everettalla]

I mean “it rules” is obviously the funniest answer in that category

[@cinnamonnoir2487]

"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it." Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex. P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a KZbin channel.

[@ericaliu3635]

Name: greg Gender: guy Place of residence: kurtistown Occupation: short king

[@kamillap_]

occupation: short king

[@Ques1Ques0]

Education: Yeeyee university

[@darksunrays8730]

That’s incorrect your gender is *greg*

[@bee8315]

Age: 14 (young face)

[@beanbagburrito]

Hi guy

[@LM11116]

guys he didn't say "bye" at the end we can't leave we're stuck here forever

[@avamcrae7263]

How're you doing? It's been a day.

[@271skippy]

It’s okay because this is his second channel

[@alexfilosa3668]

This video isn't over now. You can't find something else to watch.

[@cairow.g6326]

getting kinda bored here. :/ anyone got any la croix??

[@dilantomlin6011]

5 days... We've discover the magic conch

[@jasminefoxj]

I took a quiz once that was “which shirt from Danny’s wardrobe are you” and I got the daddyboy shirt

[@sanjanaishas2096]

i got the daddyboy shirt too

[@Kat-te3kc]

How you not going to link it ?

[@desert-island-disk]

I got the yellow shirt

[@air._.]

I got gray plaid????

[@rhearajan9964]

I got green blouse.........

[@AngryViking234]

I'm so glad I started watching this, Danny's main channel, as he is so much more serious on this channel, and doesn't ever drink sparkling water.

[@black-moon01]

Is nobody going to point out how he rubs his hands just like Drew does when he's tryna be sarcastic? Damn they really are the same person.

[@dawg7096]

Wow your profile picture tells me you often comment on people’s hands :) 👍🏽

[@deismuarti]

Whaaat? I thought this was Drew...

[@aiveengleeson6917]

damnn ahah u got a time stamp?

[@flyingfranky]

both also cross their arms and lean back lol

[@flyingfranky]

Aiveen Gleeson 8:19

[@JakeCuster]

Friend: wears wack pair of shoes *Danny will remember that*

[@jn2263]

*Danny will think about that all day and silently judge you*

[@Iron678Maiden]

How did they get adult sized Heelys?

[@donovan264]

is this a telltale reference

[@loganhester1499]

@@donovan264 yes

[@jojorowland4143]

Donovan Dorvilier saw

[@no-man_baugh]

“What’s the first thing people notice about you?” ⚪️ My height ⚪️ My flawless makeup ⚪️ My eyes ⚪️ My hair 🔘 My *KNEES*

[@dracos0024]

I thought he had them surgically removed.

[@microwavedchicken4274]

@@dracos0024 me too

[@cddn5037]

..Eddy.. Eddy Burback?

[@thebrideofghostface]

Eddy

[@mafuyussparkles7161]

Pepperoni nipples

[@handsomeavocado14]

Thanks for the description I looked at the piece of fuzz on your shirt the whole time

[@jfmorgan2426]

Man he's really goofy and silly on this channel

[@skycrafter2042]

he should make a 2ed chanal where he posts this content it confuses me to see this on the main chanal

[@krankandgosh]

@@skycrafter2042 I kno rite

[@skycrafter2042]

@@krankandgosh like this is making me comfused all of this weird stuff

[@krankandgosh]

@@skycrafter2042 same

[@kellyglinski2143]

The reason he's so goofy and wacky is because this is his 2nd channel, not his main channel.

[@miloriku]

Me the whole time:"Please get Drew, please get Drew, please get Drew" Edit: this plottwist was better than I could've ever imagine. You could see the stages of grief in his face.

[@maddovee]

if you didn’t know, this is danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.

[@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003]

No way! I thought this was his serious first channel where he doesn’t like to get a little goofier!

[@DrX-dh6th]

Just Monika unfortunately you were mistaken - this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.

[@sit_in_my_box]

madeline waddell oh it is? Good to know!!

[@MariaCaradAnjo]

no way! so you're telling me that this is danny's second channel where he likes to get a little goofier??

[@Ellemiss]

So just to confirm, this is Danny's second channel where He likes to get a little Goofier?

[@Thatpikpikguy]

Cool video! I just have one question, is this your main channel?

[@flex9051]

I'm starting to like the 2nd channel more then the main one, just because Kurtis is so casual and goofy on here

[@estherduncan]

haha nice one

[@sit_in_my_box]

Flex Isn’t this the main channel? The second channel is more for goofier videos, right? Drew wasn’t clear enough.

[@mackenziemcclara5495]

@@sit_in_my_box this is kurtis' second channel

[@user77797]

Mackenzie McClara no this is drew’s main channel

[@macadelic5862]

@@user77797 im pretty sure this is drew's second channel

[@magpie7938]

Danny: I don’t think I’d ask someone to change clothes just because it made me uncomfortable The school system: 👀

[@cadietuc]

i enjoyed looking at this comment. It was very humorous. 10/10

[@dragosanie5055]

....Are those *SPAGHETTI STRAPS?!?!*

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

Y O U ‘ R E D I S T R A C T I N G T H E B O Y S

[@cadietuc]

@@hamiyahbrewer4875 oh dear god not the BOYS

[@mariafausti3128]

Anonymous Leader THEY CANT KNOW WE WEAR BRAS

[@FIGHTER1ize]

According to the thumbnail, he’s George Washington; the nation’s first popular commentary KZbinr.

[@BopLouie]

Good lord.

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

Yes, I see the resemblance

[@artemis5479]

I knew George Washington and Drew Golden were the same person. I guessed it!

[@BopLouie]

No

[@BopLouie]

@@hamiyahbrewer4875 no

[@ellenbronson4067]

Ahahahah!! “I don’t work towards my dreams I work away from my nightmares” that should be on a live laugh love sign

[@sanaamariam5193]

Previous video: Danny not knowing what he looks like This video: Danny not knowing who even is

[@sanaamariam5193]

@@cookiedough7660 the purpose of his second channel is JUST to have an existential crisis

[@maijapoppanen218]

😂

[@hugegarfield]

Danny: Doesn't get himself. *The Day I lost my Identity*

[@mayumigarcia9445]

JKSFLBAERULIFSNHUJGI

[@Leilataraxia]

LMFAOSOSKWLLWS

[@emmaree9581]

Drew, this just shows that not only are you similar to that Danny guy or whatever, but also the mayor of Kurtis Town.

[@sachimourya1431]

Wow😵

[@NyxOizys]

“i don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from” my new life motto

[@pippa_peg]

"What's your opinion on marriage?" Danny: *clicks immediately*

[@IsabellerYT]

IT RULES!!!

[@idontwannatalkaboutit8660]

*IT RULES DUDE*

[@red.gem_]

there was actually a cut

[@usernameremoved3512]

IT RULLLLLLEESS

[@lia8297]

hold up, does anyone know the song name playing behind danny at 6:45

[@abandonedchannel6222]

It’s okay, Drew. We believe in you.

[@keok7934]

I actually got kinda bugged by how in the end he got drew instead of himself

[@YounverNan]

Yeah, same. I was expecting him to get himself, like what the f

[@ollkorrect83]

I know right?

[@Drizzile]

Ikr, It's so rigged.

[@chelazarcon3051]

Wym they are the same person

[@HEXE-ft5cv]

WHERE WAS THE SPOILER WARNING ON THIS COMMENTTTTT

[@anaifra]

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards; I have nightmares that I work away from.” ngl I need this on a shirt

[@m-is-toast]

If this is Danny’s second channel, are we still Greg, or are we something else entirely? Like Gerg?

[@aaronfiore545]

Gerg

[@avilmito3890]

Miss Devilish hmm

[@Cninder]

2greg2furious

[@serialvapist5807]

@@Cninder 2gerg2furious

[@belsnow1158]

Gregorny

[@ani7396]

Omg Kurtis, Drew and Danny are the same person! I can’t believe they pulled a Paul Zimmer on us!

[@calypso6776]

It's 4 AM and fuck I almost made a lot of noise just now

[@emmabnormal2582]

Don't you mean Troy Becker?

[@haileyspangler2579]

EMMAbnormal no thats a different person

[@nophunsarah9423]

you mean troy becker

[@buzzfeedhater]

*Troy Becker.

[@user-bx1ku6ls9o]

I can’t tell whether or not he likes laCroix

[@Layla-ys3hy]

This might answer your question kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioXElqOCbqdjd7s

[@cassiecolgen1306]

I don’t think he can either

[@bam_bam_kam]

Accurate

[@flawedsanity]

Does anyone really know though

[@mesq999]

*He does*

[@Miscellaneous_Minx]

“I don’t have dreams I work towards; I have nightmares I work away from.” Honestly goes so hard

[@kermitthesmollbeanyeet3367]

Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case

[@parker5043]

what the fuck

[@flawedsanity]

@@parker5043 right

[@carterbrannon1338]

bro this sobered me up wtf

[@kermitthesmollbeanyeet3367]

parker・.・ yessir yessir

[@kermitthesmollbeanyeet3367]

Carter Brannon cool

[@carowilliamscaro]

Kurtistown: Home of the Extra Greeting Second Channel (aka Gregsville): Home of the Silly Gooses

[@garroadcarongeet9329]

wait is this is second channel?

[@vyou1]

GeometryDashBoss idk he didnt really mention it

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Carolyn Williams geese

[@pjdj117]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty

[@frogberet4956]

black tar heroin**

[@MCart1215]

I like how Danny’s second channel is 10x better than many other KZbinr’s main channels

[@robmonkey]

That's the T

[@matthewmorris2224]

Wait is this is second channel

[@j10ily96]

@@matthewmorris2224 oh my god 😂

[@ekobutter]

Mine igga Ikr facts

[@straykidsnot-straightkids6045]

This means you didn’t watch the video cause he mentioned it like in every 10 sentences!!

[@boombalatty2161]

“I don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from.” Danny Gonzalez

[@logstodaklogs9038]

“It’s just like soda just without the flavor” Drew Gooden 2020

[@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound]

Drew Gooden? Don't you mean Danny Gooden? Drew Gonzales?

[@makaylii.b]

Senpai's Waifu They’re the same personn 😂😂

[@bombasticsideeye123]

@@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound whoosh

[@vem9583]

@@bombasticsideeye123 whoosh

[@emeryjem]

Baisically carbonated water 🤣

[@pinkyfruitasmr]

I love how no one is gonna talk about how the picture they used for Kurtis was almost flawless, then they used a picture of a potatoe for Danny

[@kreatona4219]

Except for the dozens of comments talking about it

[@bichikichi]

Before I found this comment I saw four comments about it wdym

[@bichikichi]

(I gotta say that some of them are after this comment so it could've been true when you posted this)

[@doodlenoodle7269]

Person Personson I was about to reply that lol

[@hisokamorow471]

So is this Danny's third channel? He really didn't say.

[@wolf114xthatsme6]

This is his main channel actually.

[@starrynight5425]

I think it's his fourth channel

[@forevermaggie]

i was kinda confused about which channel it was too

[@mimiemmons1219]

No it’s his first first channel not his new channel came before the first channel

[@forevermaggie]

Nola Glory ohhh thank you

[@Sophia-jn5qz]

Okay but “I don’t have dreams that I work toward. I have nightmares that I work away from” is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year

[@natalie.e.keller]

Danny: I can’t bring my pet to a deserted island there’s no food 5 seconds later: but what if there’s a charger??

[@pluto6224]

I'd bring a boat

[@sirshrooma]

Natalie Keller misquote, he just said his dog would die (no mention of food)

[@RustyNips]

Well I mean if you survive longenough you could build a water wheel or something and generate some power to keep it charged

[@ilikeoranges2044]

If there's no fresh water but there's the internet somehow you can post your coordinates and that you need help

[@thenelsyshow]

I can’t help but feel that this video was a bit goofy and should’ve been on the second channel instead of the main channel.

[@feefee6889]

Nelson Howard that’s what I was thinking too. It’s a bit on the weird side

[@Hannahsx]

It is..?

[@gracie8077]

sxahmxx you must be fun at parties

[@Hannahsx]

@@gracie8077 I am. The comment wasn't even funny

[@sohnitis]

@@Hannahsx humour is subjetive.

[@justwait7232]

Danny: "So I'm gonna answer based on what I think the person thinks about me" And then proceeds to choose "My Hair" over "My Eyes" when Danny has striking blue eyes and obviously Kurtis is the one with iconic hair

[@mimistardust3915]

.... He said his eyes tho.

[@nadataliaxo]

Mimi Stardust They’re talking about the second time around

[@justwait7232]

Mimi Stardust Not the second time around, which is what I commented on;)

[@hotdoghater7919]

I thought Danny had the iconic hair because kurtis has more of a deeper blue then Danny does

[@Angel-bo3uh]

Danny has that pineapple hair

[@alexincolors7516]

I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D

[@vroomlucas]

The seam on the Danny costume is starting to split, Drew.

[@mirih4239]

Danny: I think Laura is very supportive. I'm gonna pick someone who supports all my strange endeavors. Me remembering the time she walked in on Danny making the weird bunny head hole punch: yep, very true

[@rowaneditspeppa3361]

I mean she did get him coins, keys, and candy for the cuties

[@AbbyGould]

“Eyes are the gateway...to the hair” Danny 2020

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

I made it to 1k likes I’ve never felt so powerful before

[@PresleyWhite-eo9st]

I actually got Danny, no joke. I did the quiz before continuing the video, and got five answers in common, and six different. I’m not even a full-fledged adult, but yes, marriage rules.

[@NEWYORKER131]

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL

[@onmyaveragejoesht507]

I WAS THINKING ABT THAT

[@IamLegendAnon]

Real 14-year-old emo hours

[@kingrei9014]

@@onmyaveragejoesht507 *I SWEAR I JUST WAS THERE AND WANTED TO COMMENT IT AND SCROLLED ONE COMMENT DOWN AND THIS WAS HERE*

[@aurora2061]

😔👊

[@chasecoggins4614]

@@kingrei9014 sameeee

[@pickle8636]

Soooooooo nobody’s gonna comment on the fact that the thumbnail is just a blacked out, semi faded picture of George Washington?

[@dodie3412]

ah yes, my favorite youtuber, george washington.

[@Strangely_Benji]

I thought it was kurtis. The hair gives it away

[@idamaeology]

😂😂😂 I didn’t notice that

[@shelbygill1218]

FINALLY SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT IT 😭

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Jorg washingmachine

[@lolno224]

Alternative title: Danny talking about his son Kurtis for 12 minutes and 12 seconds. PSA: Danny and Drew are the same person, they are also married (according to the house of gold), Kurtis is their love child.

[@astrofornaught]

I think you mean husband

[@prettyrebal4741]

aleister crowley no that’s Drew

[@ecstqtic]

Prettyrebal 47 wait i’m confused... aren’t danny and drew are the same people?

[@astrofornaught]

@@ecstqtic I thought that as well

[@lolno224]

@@astrofornaught no Drew is his husband, Kurtis is their love child. And Drew and Danny are the same person, they married themself.

[@Teeps-sm1uf]

“I don’t have dreams I work towards, I have nightmares I work away from” lmaoooo never related to a sentence more 😂

[@MehulManav-]

"Eyes are the gateway to the hair" - Drew Gooden 2020

[@ausernameiguess7058]

beautiful

[@eacyim1416]

"I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" Wow Danny... that was pretty deep Btw is this Danny second channel

[@tjltl]

VFD

[@mrendo5593]

Eacyim um no it’s his first

[@ALSRuby0]

Verified First Daniel's (channel)

[@Gobacktothepondyousillygoose]

I don’t think so

[@heerf]

No it’s drew’s channel

[@certifiedcoffeebean]

The question about the most noticeable thing should have included “My nose” as a response.

[@ashley-yv1xg]

obi wan I wasnt watching and I was so sure that was gonna be an answer

[@alutherious]

Hello there.

[@adeer87]

What about his fat cakes? 👀

[@GeorgeCarson4]

Love how its the entire country of canada, japan, and greece but just the city of london lol

[@phe367]

“this channel is where we get a bit more whacky..“ **flashbacks to that one video where he tried tv products and slid around his carpet rug.** *mhm,, more whacky.*

[@RebrandYourselfFor]

I like your username.

[@phe367]

Baited Thank you. :)

[@angelena0448]

Can’t wait for the “we are three different people tour”!!

[@1retrothomas437]

Angelena Xoxo ???

[@amyanonyms3367]

coronavirus noises

[@MuwkaMywka]

I mean wasn't it the three of them that went on the tour anyway?

[@angelena0448]

The loser, the geek, or whatever shhhhhh😂😂

[@Olivia-zy9hb]

@@MuwkaMywka BMC????????

[@Nikki-qg4lk]

liked the video, but absolutely hated the parts where you weren't drinking la croix. Maybe in your next video only drink la croix without all the distractions?

[@amyjanis5794]

+

[@luciesilhankova7396]

Agreed. Really enjoyed the video too, however couldn't stand the long pauses between drinking.

[@anabel3219]

I agree. He needs to stop clickbaiting. He obviously called it “drinking la croix” so yeah

[@stotle9788]

PizzaNikki I’m so glad someone thought the same thing as me!

[@mcj4zzy]

Omg why r u guys getting so triggered over a human staying hydrated lmao

[@amorfatikhb]

i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.

[@maddu8437]

“What’s your opinion on marriage ?” Danny: picks the first option twice without bothering to read the rest. Me: smart man, smart man. 👏🏻

[@ZombalayaQ]

I think he just fucking loves his wife 😂

[@maddu8437]

Zombalaya Q I’m sure he does, but he’s also a smart man. 👏🏻

[@graceprda7540]

When the strange shirtless picture of Kurtis was revealed my soul left my body with laughter I was straight wheezing

[@brooklyn9241]

When Kurtis popped up I started laughing so hard it was not ok

[@ameliah708]

when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”