Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future

[@sophieleckrone5381]

this wasn’t even a true test!! he didn’t give any candy to any cuties!!!!

[@equinedale1340]

"he forgot to summon Laura"

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

WildWinterWarrior ForeverFree everyone’s mentioned Laura but my first thought was the little nutcracker guy :(

[@cockroachteeth]

Laura gave the candy to danny so...maybe Danny's the cutie 😳

[@cvmi11e]

Sophie Leckrone the cuties gave HIM candy 🙄

[@yungspierdox5629]

@@cockroachteeth They both are cuties tbh

[@laurenpistol22]

"like a janitor who's lost his mind" I N S A N I T O R

[@smmccurry101]

No

[@caramac7636]

YES Best comment I’ve ever seen. I’m not joking.

[@adeer87]

Yes

[@anshikaawasthi2257]

This should have more likes!!!

[@jeyyran]

i'm losing my mind over this comment

[@csen96]

THERE WAS A CUTIE RIGHT THERE WITH HIM AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAND OUT ANY CANDIES!

[@aformofmatter8913]

@@bhoooowhooo7943 So he's the cutie then

[@grainnekristufek9263]

No the cutie was peanut

[@maiaastarita]

I really thought he was going to give candy to her😂😂

[@minutemaidmoth9441]

Stop hitting on peanut

[@namako211]

You forgot the "hate your wife" part

[@genieboyle269]

It’s been a year ago today since this happened and Danny is simply still not living up to the standards of being an ideal man of the future, you had one job Danny.

[@the-experiment]

Ikr come on danny

[@aur9035]

Its refreshing seeing a future comment on a future themed video before the "thing" happened not explicitly talking about the "thing" happening right after the video.

[@jellyfish4751]

@@aur9035 It's refreshing seeing a future reply on a future comment on a future themed video

[@gianna526]

@@jellyfish4751 It's refreshing seeing a future reply to a future reply on a future themed video

[@aubrey13245]

@Gianna it’s so refreshing to see a future reply to a future comment on a future themed video 🤩

[@chrisward9218]

His troomtroom experience is really paying off in this video

[@mahparakhan8396]

I really wanna like this but its on 420 :(

[@glorie412]

It is XD

[@boilingdogfood]

oh damn 500th like

[@thetrashbag9996]

XD funneh

[@treymoment]

@@mahparakhan8396 yasuhiro has entered the chat

[@queenofparkinglot]

Danny really be like: “It’s called fashion, Laura. Look it up 😌”

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

Slightly disappointed he didn’t offer candy to his wife

[@renoni3885]

Nah she was a beauty hahaha

[@nothinghappens9811]

@@renoni3885 So true, he should have called Drew or Kurtis and offered them some candy.

[@jessicahoward9046]

@@renoni3885 awww that's such a lovely Reply ♥️♥️

[@samiharahman1700]

Samee

[@shawtyswildin]

Nothing Happens Doesn’t drew live in Orlando and Kurtis live in Canada?

[@so9175]

There are actually about 4(?) dresses made from glass created 116 years ago. It’s called moonlight cloth. It is glass interwoven with silk and apparently the colors are amazing

[@ross9944]

i don't understand how that works but it sounds cool as fuck

[@cresture6200]

@@ross9944 it has glass woven into it

[@janeeyre1990]

@@cresture6200 , standard glass isn't something you can weave with, though. Take a pane of glass from a window, for example. Rigid and square/rectangular. If you try to bend it, it shatters. And the shards will cut you, so it would be dangerous to weave with them. So are we talking microscopic pieces of glass? Fiberglass? Does the fabric cut you?

[@tapchoke2363]

I tried to Google this and nothing came up :(

[@adora_was_taken]

@@janeeyre1990 probably thin threads of glass. if it's thin enough it can actually be pretty flexible

[@Victoria-ob3kl]

No, Danny. You’ve got it all wrong. The crown attracts *CUTIES* .

[@pigosapresley9761]

yucky i love u

[@simone635]

hUh

[@isabellamarie5513]

And THEN you give them candy

[@Rahee_Goinmill]

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@simone635]

LMAOO

[@elizabethcsample]

danny while hot gluing glass to clothes: _“i don’t see any reason why this wouldn’t work”_

[@fodebic5253]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Ideal man of 2023: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@nicolenicky720]

I got ur comment to 1k ur welcome lol :)

[@mrskitkats]

As an avid hot gluer I was like..... Dannyyyy

[@evangeline9096]

danny: one word laura: a janitor who's lost his mind me: insanitor.

[@tillyok183]

Evangeline Golden xD this is my favorite comment

[@lv9265]

This should be top comment and pinned ❤ Evangeline, you clever bitch, I lol'ed like a witch at that

[@buzzfeedhater]

Pin this one down already. You win the comment section lady

[@chuchino_Y]

SelfAbsorbedPenguin for cuties? Ooh gimme

[@ash8421]

that sounds like an invention Dr. Doofenshmirtz would make. GET THE INSANITOR!!!

[@thebadpoet]

It’s so amazing that the first womens look (and the zip one) were designed so the sleeves and skirt could be long or short based on formality of the occasion. We’ve moved so far from that “dressing for dinner” way of life that Danny thinks the adjustable nature of the garments is for weather.

[@MoonSt0n3]

Danny also just has subpar listening and comprehension skills… I think it’s just him being confused and not just everyone no longuet dressing fancy for dinner hahahah

[@djungelskog132]

@@MoonSt0n3 damn

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

They don't mention anything about dinner. It's for weather

[@thebadpoet]

I’m a costume designer. The narrator says “for morning, afternoon, or evening” because social norms required different levels of formality based on time of day. If you’ve seen pictures or footage from recent British events like royal weddings or funerals, the gray striped pant and dark gray or black cutaway coat look is morning formal menswear, the way white tie and tailcoat (or, but slightly less formal, tuxedo) is evening formal menswear. In the 1930s that sort of specificity was still practiced by non royal middle class to wealthy people.

[@Gossamaggs]

"In the future, there's no pockets!" - every women's clothing designer ever

[@chippy82577]

I hate how true that is. I'm tired of trying to put a thing in my pocket just to find that they don't open or I can only fit a few coins in em

[@keishuun3971]

This is why I always have a backpack (I hate purses)

[@linyetaicetea8405]

Two options: _ the designer is sexist _ too lazy

[@chez8142]

So true

[@nevooloo247]

That’s why I buy boys pants

[@jessicamw5410]

the 'crown' looks like the skeleton of a deceased chef's hat

[@individualcheerio]

THIS KILLED ME 😭

[@donttalktome4517]

IM SOBBING

[@toastlotl]

I really like how this implies that the hat is attached to the chef, and decomposes at the same rate

[@damienwit]

are you implying that chefs hats have skeletons? are you implying they are alive?

[@bluegloop8023]

@@damienwit absolutely

[@weewooweewoo906]

“like a janitor who’s lost his mind” describes this perfectly

[@thatone6913]

Xiao Mei the really fun janitor but like only to himself

[@thatone6913]

3D Craftss it’s down, u tried me

[@emtruesdell4059]

I read this comment before watching the video and all I could think about was Janitor from Scrubs.

[@un1ty493]

Don't forget the shit

[@na-ob6mn]

the janitor from the suite life of zack and cody

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

it just hit me that they were making far future fashion videos in the middle of the GREAT DEPRESSION

[@spritingk6879]

Overwhelming positivity was very much a trend during the 30's... and the 40's... and the 50's, but I tend to prefer it to the overwhelming pessimism and cynicism that we got used to.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

1939 the depression is sort of over but ww2 may have started

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

The middle of the great depression, WWI had just ended, Germany was suffering the loss, Communism was spreading, Imperial Japan was expanding and Hitler was rising to power. *1930's voice and tone* _BUT HEY LOOK AT THE CANDIES IN THE BELT AN- AND THE UH- THE 3 IN 1 DRESS :D_

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@cl0wn.k0dx this is 1939 so WW1 was 2 decades ago, communism had just lost in Spain and fascism was spreading. Imperial Japan was at war with and bogdown in China and Hitler has been in power for 7 years.

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

@@Alex-cw3rz Yeah! Still, my joke stands, I made it vague for a reason. Although I guess I could've been more clear. Hitlers influence on the average person was rising, as was the threat of war. In 1938 Japan's aggressive nationalism led to the construction of Unit 731 in the Japanese occupied region of Manchuria. I didn't say all this was new stuff, it was all brewing. I know fascism, communism and nationalism didn't just *appear* in 1939. However it began to be more mainstream, people in power with those beliefs, Shiro Ishii, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Josef Mengele to name a few. One of the reasons Hitler was able to gain so much popularity was because Germany was *still* suffering from the after effects of WWI. Hitler gave the Germans an easy target, Jewish people, given that Anti-Semitism has been around for centuries, it wasn't hard to convince a-lot of the world that they are the ones to blame. I don't at all intend this to be aggressive, I just wanted to make it clear that I know its not that simple :)

[@peaceofwestphalia]

Danny looks like a step dad wearing his “fun” shirt

[@jayren4043]

the real chad all along

[@novasummer7976]

one day

[@buzzfeedhater]

*step-papa

[@suidfgyesug]

Maybe he is a father so jdpnt judge

[@nikeb4212]

He looks like Chad (this video makes me think Chad should've been in his ranking lookalikes video)

[@ireallywannasleep3737]

I can't believe he didnt give Laura Any candy!! She's the cutest of Them all

[@derdurstbursch]

Man idk how his wife amanda would think about that 😶

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@derdurstbursch amanda died in Afghanistan rip

[@noraeisenman597]

Der Vater aller Lappen der Nation didn’t amanda die

[@hi-uv5mp]

DANNY GIVE SOME CANDY TO THE CUTIE

[@yersiniapestis5237]

Der Vater aller Lappen der Nation Guten Tag, Volksgenosse.

[@KDC2000]

I feel like a dad would wear this and hang out all day in Tomorrowland at Disney World

[@themightypizza6133]

That’s exactly what Danny is going to do once lockdown ends

[@dr.apollo4226]

*a white dad

[@maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318]

careful your privilege is showing

[@ClaireBrandt508]

No words can explain how much i wanted Danny to give Laura some candy. That'd be so cute

[@jkas95]

“That didn’t feel simple.” “It was simple.” was the most married interaction I have ever heard.

[@haseenabadshah5381]

404 likes,comment not found

[@Ksjsnabhausuusjsjkw]

2nd comment

[@wrxeo8024]

jamie k your 1000th like

[@zach6334]

The only reason she didn’t like it is because you didn’t show how the candy for cuties worked

[@bradenbash5916]

she might have thought that danny thought she wasn't a cutie because he didnt offer her candy

[@rae.rarísimo]

exactly

[@smmccurry101]

We'll, maybe cutie means kids. Now we know where don't take candy from strangers comes from.

[@fodebic5253]

Past: *shows future man* Actual future man: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@jxcobdelxo8497]

@@bradenbash5916 he stoled my comment

[@charlotterose9749]

Why is no one talking about "and for the men, if they matter at all" like dang mid-century narrator savage

[@xixXxxXxix]

I've noticed on a lot of old things that they for some reason think Women won't need men to reproduce in the future so men will just be disgarded and/or not born lol

[@lozisimmortal]

@@xixXxxXxix I mean, technically we don't need men to reproduce, because there's the bone marrow thing, but it's easier to just, have sex, instead of doing a whole procedure

[@Charlotte-uf2ti]

Damn I wish my middle name was rose

[@xixXxxXxix]

@@lozisimmortal you're correct, but we're likely a long way away from Women being so against Men that they'd happily not allow a male to be born into this World if they were pregnant with one, as the "Men will become obsolete" theory assumes :)

[@SkyBlade79]

@@lozisimmortal that's also almost possible with men now as well

[@raskov75]

Pretty sure the “crown” is the arial antenna for the phone/radio. In the future you’re your own piece of communication infrastructure.

[@tishajn1505]

really offended he didn’t offer Laura a candy, that was a perfect cutie joke waiting to happen

[@milks7424]

ikr i was wating fot that..

[@skelitonizer]

legit same

[@braidswav]

I know I'm being a simp but it would mean the world to me if you check out my new vid: I DM'd 1,000 GIRLS DURING QUARANTINE! thx

[@afriend6630]

I know i waited patiently :(

[@Coyoteari]

Ok but the “mesh top with artful nip covers” was 100% a thing for a little while they got that bit for sure

[@beec903]

Mossears133 yea only annoying part is the whole for the male gaze thing the video said it was for😂 twenty first century we be living for self-confidence

[@fairy5668]

@@beec903 21st century we be seeing female bodies as equal to male bodies

[@Getout634]

@@fairy5668 yus

[@Getout634]

Your pfp is gorgeous.

[@dooka6621]

This looks like in the 30s, they found a homeless person and asked if he was a time traveler but didnt get close enough to him to see the crown cuz his jumpsuit smells like garbage but danny pulled it off

[@haley5735]

I love how thought out this comment is, because I believe it easily. I like to think that the homeless man loved Shakespeare and 16th century fashion and that was an influence on the outfit.

[@WeenDiggins]

Haley Olson I-

[@standard-one]

Danny just looks like a police officer, Keys for the office-car, Candy for the crying children losing their criminal parents,Coins to eat donuts and a furterisitic police hat with a walkie talklie/phone

[@AgentMrFlame]

Brilliant!!!

[@ThymeofGhost]

Whoever made the pantsuit for women’s outfit really had a good idea where fashion was heading.

[@timfrey2358]

Michayla Lawrence the narrator was shook XD

[@megware217]

Someone should go back in time and give them an award

[@krissydiggs]

“PANTS FOR WOMEN??!”

[@lastnamewasoffensive563]

@@krissydiggs "nO mOrE sKiRtS/?"

[@koirose38]

Ikr I thought it was all gonna be dresses but I would actually wear that pantsuit with the cape.

[@TheLovelyRarity]

every day must be just such an adventure for laura, she comes home to a hodgepodge of various "i can explain...." scenarios

[@peytonamber560]

she probably doesn't even ask aanymore

[@jordaan1889]

LOL

[@jillianc7485]

uhh do you think youtubers are just filming 24/7?

[@bluebosnian]

@@jillianc7485 its called a joke.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@jillianc7485 uhh I don't think you got the joke?

[@ed1ot]

Laura: **describes Danny as a janitor who has lost his mind** me: he looks like a rejected ghostbuster

[@crustitoad8175]

ediot hundredth like

[@annabelle6919]

this needs more likes

[@floralrune]

pretty much the same thing

[@koni00004]

I was thinking Doc from back to the future 😅

[@theaceofhearts7249]

I thought that too!

[@princekyros]

Human imagination is weird. They thought about a belt sized and shaped personal "electric" AC unit but miniaturizing a phone? NO WAY!!!

[@sakshivaidya1368]

17:15 Laura's "Oh no what happened future boy" was adorable♥

[@emmajensen2015]

“i’m washin me and my clothes” - danny from the alternate future where this outfit is in style and the belt doesn’t come off

[@whytho8856]

LMAO

[@pissapocalypse]

Thank you for this lol

[@hanboi7]

Therapist: Brisk walking man of the future can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist Brisk walking man of the future: 17:05

[@irishmud]

Hannah Porter i spit out my coffee

[@wittyblonde6728]

Hannah Porter 🤣🤣

[@snorlax42]

Weirdly I think the "help her find an honest man" line might be a reference to Diogenes, who carried a lamp looking for an honest man and held it up to people's faces

[@CCNuck]

That's what I thought! I kind of love it.

[@KuueenKumi]

People were smarter back in the day. Without TV, pop culture wasn't what it is so people read more and knew things like this just off hand

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

They also thought measuring the specific contours of your skull could tell your personality but go off I guess

[@drpavel_]

@@alexanderreynolds6018 most idiots look like idiots

[@aminathmauroofjameel8115]

Why is Laura saying “what’s wrong future boy” when Danny’s coins fell out SO FUNNY

[@didntask2321]

@@Dirtbike-k2x when*

[@piogal34]

All the crafters crying, “Danny, no!” when he tries hot glueing the big jar.

[@Tinymoezzy]

I thought I was the only one lol. Also, those woven belts adjust at the clasp, you can cut it there and don't have to worry about the edges

[@piogal34]

Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead Ha, it’s been so fun, but also stressful watching him craft. Like seeing a toddler run around with a bowling ball.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

"a janitor who's lost his mind" is EXACTLY what that looks like

[@sketchymason0]

why does Danny lowkey look good in a jumpsuit and belt

[@janeeyre1990]

The jumpsuit flatters a tall/long body and the belt tailors it so that it's more fitted and highlights the waist. Men's clothing/fashion is often not designed to show off the body like women's fashion is. The jumpsuit hasn't been in style for men since the 1970s.

[@kjlynne1191]

Laura: “Are you hot?” Danny: 👁👄👁

[@majestictacos7930]

he took so long to reply 🤣

[@unlacedshoe3696]

:-)

[@charchar234cj]

😂 I replayed that part so many times

[@peytonamber560]

danny's brain: well- that depends

[@Hillyrom]

👁👄👁

[@kristinanitis1266]

the fact that danny didn't give his candies for cuties to laura makes me mad

[@firefox8594]

:(

[@Korrupt27]

Ok

[@ClioThayerIsACat]

An interesting fact, the way that they spoke in old movies and commercials was actually an accent that was put-on. Actors were taught to speak this way. They believed that this was a more clear affectation that would be understood better by the audience, and it has a lot of British influence. If you look at old bloopers from movies in the 20s/30s/40s you can hear when they break character that they speak pretty similarly to us.

[@GiuliaBlack394]

i'm italian and while i can understand Danny with no problem, i understand only the 30% of things said in that old accent lmao

[@lauratroy13]

@@GiuliaBlack394 same. Danny and in general most comment youtuber I understand perfectly. Idk if they speak extra clearly. But in movies or shows, especially old ones I often don't understand shit bc of the acoustic mostly and them mumbling or having strong accents

[@fanfandom551]

@@GiuliaBlack394 well that was years ago. The accent in those videos is a "transatlantic" accent, I think. At the time it was considered refined

[@xoxokiki94]

it's called the midatlantic accent! it was basically created to sound like an approximation of what an accent from someone who lived between the u.s and the u.k would be like. which geographically, would be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, hence midatlantic

[@kjxnz]

Clio Thayer link?

[@rahnicoulter3816]

"what happened future boy" I AM GIGGLINH I LOVE LAURA SM

[@onzcouch]

that mesh dress and the "ooh swish" dress were both cute, i won't lie

[@orchdork775]

Also the pantsuit outfit!

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

I loved the wired booby thing I want one

[@roshpotter06]

@@ayellowpapercrown6750 I know right? But it must be worn carefully, in case of pokage.

[@kotaschjelde4804]

roshpotter06 pokeage is now my favourite word

[@beann1]

So depressing the edit wasn’t edit: thanks for 1 like

[@theinsomniaddict11]

Alternate title: Danny struggles to not break down because giant container is glass and glass is too heavy to glue to jumpsuit

[@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808]

Accurate

[@boodlebubby6147]

We are so close to 666 likes c'mon greg

[@sunnybaudelaire9384]

@@boodlebubby6147 We did it, this is why greg is the most powerful army on the internet.

[@boodlebubby6147]

@@sunnybaudelaire9384 Yesss

[@ahaahbahoo1821]

3k babeh edit NOOO SOMEONE MADE IT 2.9 hopefully it'll be 3k one day

[@isabellesyracuse4489]

Danny, you should make one of the women’s clothing for Laura

[@Pinkhearts0]

Porr laura

[@lorilaivelez6693]

Or give her some candy

[@rebeccadeets6604]

he can help her find an honest man

[@cheyennewardell9370]

yeessssssss

[@gumi1098]

Yes

[@EppicGracie96]

Laura's "mhm!" at Danny showing her the phone holder sounds the same as when a mom is pretending to be impressed by their child's shitty drawing. 😭

[@janelle7306]

Danny: “In the future, pockets don’t exist” Every female who’s had to buy a pair of pants:

[@vampyr3bat]

Janelle Mammen faCTS Like gimme pockets

[@tylerrogers7639]

*Suprised pikachu face*

[@beccar7147]

Yup

[@eislehugo]

Mhm 😕

[@soulmechanics7946]

Also, men who have had to wear female pants for work. 🙁

[@bellarose894]

The concern on Laura’s face when she walked up the stairs🤣

[@nothinghappens9811]

She's thinking, "it's finally happened. My husband is insane and I'm considering how long it will take me to book it back down the stairs and out the front door."

[@Billi_crow]

She noticed the candies for cuties... Danny has some explaining for do

[@garlicbread4407]

i'd call it regret, like, "why did i marry this strange man."

[@lefthandedllamas2844]

I’m still sad he didn’t give Laura the candy...

[@csturgis]

he's got *JELLYBEANS*, not a candy you share.

[@coreytraxler8077]

Charles Sturgis jelly beans suck

[@neegas3490]

Aw

[@bloatedcow1361]

@@coreytraxler8077 nerds suck

[@blackwillow482]

@@bloatedcow1361 pretty much all candy except for chocolate sucks

[@Salsaladnotlad]

Imagine if someone went back in time and showed this video to the people who made these outfits

[@dunyahm]

you had a cutie and still didn’t offer her candies...

[@fodebic5253]

Past: the future ideal guy will be like that Actual future guy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@adeer87]

Fode Bic Did I just get Xrolled

[@BigRiceEnergy]

You shouldn’t be giving dogs candy tho

[@BLACKinkish]

low key why she didnt like the outfit

[@adamsfusion]

@@BLACKinkish I didn't get that. I think she was just negging him for attention.

[@haleymorgan2345]

the absolute dismay in dannys face when laura said the crown wasn't the most outstanding thing

[@quack_malard5793]

trivias jhs *drew

[@_2oo7]

*Dranny

[@WhitneyDahlin]

The crown on the man is supposed to be an antenna for the radio and phone!!

[@ceram4648]

trivias jhs him: ITS NOT??

[@shush5933]

Petition for Danny to go out in public with the future outfit on

[@lovelyjuliexo]

petition signed 😂 ✅

[@Moonberry.]

✍️

[@KillerKoifish]

✍✍✍✍✍✍ *aggressive scribbling*

[@snunie]

✍️✍☑

[@Lnarmm]

✍️✅

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

Weirdly, aside from the 'veil of glass', the wedding dress actually kinda predicted the popular style of wedding dresses in the -80's-, especially the poofy shoulders. Just without the beading.

[@shana1598]

Danny, a STEM graduate: "I think I can hot glue this huge ass glass bowl to the jumpsuit chest"

[@lv9265]

What did he study?

[@shana1598]

@@lv9265 computer science iirc

[@lovelyjuliexo]

i was waiting the *whole* time for Danny to give Laura a candy or even the dog (cause it’s supposed to be “candies for cuties”) but HE DIDN’T GIVE OUT THE CANDY?! 😩 🍬

[@simonblue3172]

SAMMEEE

[@theultimateinksack5825]

Danny doesn’t think Laura is a cutie confirmed

[@flabbergasted1]

I am late asf but he’s not gonna give it to a dog 💀

[@lovelyjuliexo]

@@flabbergasted1 i didn’t mean LITERALLY feed it, it to a dog i meant like candy for who he thinks is cute

[@flabbergasted1]

@@lovelyjuliexo oh-

[@lillyalece9513]

My favorite part was when Laura called him “Future Boy” that should have been the title.

[@henry55]

Lmao

[@marzsl759]

First we had spooky boy... then it was bad boy, finally... future boy!

[@lillyalece9513]

Rissy Living yes! He should make a song about it too!

[@TaruOwO]

This video has made me realize that Danny isn’t as smart as I thought and he’s like any other person, but lovable.

[@blackanne]

Still smarter than many people who aren't even lovable.

[@TaruOwO]

@@blackanne true

[@emma7250]

i don’t know why i’m so upset that he didn’t give any candies to cuties. but i’m extremely upset.

[@imtired8239]

Same I was waiting for him to give some to Laura :(

[@sevenunderwater8099]

apparently Laura's not a cutie............. but she is and she gets all the candy for letting her husband take over her second channel

[@cyanjackson7689]

Agreed at least give a candy to the panda if not Laura 😭 candies were so under utilized

[@reyvin5051]

Laura didn’t like it cause you didn’t give her candy and that implies that you don’t think she’s cute 👀👀👀

[@AUG_Glow]

Its because shes beautiful

[@MaddyIntravia]

@@AUG_Glow lol corny 😅 she's cute and beautiful!

[@AUG_Glow]

@@MaddyIntravia yo even if its corny, you cant disagree with me there

[@MaddyIntravia]

@@AUG_Glow Yeah I just did agree with you, lol

[@FillaneAmmisto]

Am I the only one who was hoping that he is going to put on a fake beard. Maybe that's why the outfit didn't work. He was shaved

[@octimus2000]

bold of you to assume he can grow any facial hair

[@FillaneAmmisto]

@@octimus2000 😂

[@horseluver4ever623]

@DDLC Gacha Well duh. 12 year olds can't grow facial hair.

[@DeityFoxx]

he doesnt shave

[@KP_Gem]

YES. I was thinking the same thing. Very disappointed 😔

[@crownclowncreations]

I too am a little concerned as to how long it took Danny to realize, that he could just cut the belt, but I am proud that he got there.

[@KathleenSny]

Technically they weren’t that far off with the belt because we have fanny packs

[@fabledhorse356]

But they aren't exactly considered "fashionable" Edit: welp looks like I was mistaken 🤷🏻‍♀️ the consensus on these replies seem to be that Danny packs are fashionable

[@trevorsloan7586]

@@fabledhorse356 there's some streetwear type ones

[@marimidoriya6059]

But weren't fanny packs considered "fashionable" before now? I thought this was just a come back.

[@thatdude123]

@@marimidoriya6059 Everything that is old is now "new"

[@juliay4874]

Fabled Horse who said that? I wear one every day

[@alicebarr1332]

“Walking around in the future just sounds like *rattle rattle*”

[@ViVi-ev3rx]

its an alarm for the cuties to gather

[@prig1557]

@@ViVi-ev3rx "aNyOnE wAnT cAnDiEs?"

[@miriamk3005]

Fun Fact!: The reason Americans in pre-1960s television talk 'fancy' is because actors were taught a Transatlantic accent, which was only used for television and was considered the proper form of the American accent. It's really cool!

[@grimothy1184]

I just assumed they all talked like that back then

[@PT-ge5pq]

wow no wonder the commercial man sounded British xD

[@bragtime1052]

@@monotoneyelling I heard both.

[@probably4943]

That's a fun fact Miriam! Thank you! What does it!

[@ell1012]

I always thought they just went around talking like oH HEllooo hOw arE YOU kInd sIR?

[@christalcavanaugh]

At the end of the video when he said he was bored I was like “oh this was during quarantine!” I feel like that’s really going to mark a very memorable time in our lives and our media

[@khiaclayborn5696]

"What was your point?" "I'm bored" I relate to that so much that it sent me into orbit and through me into another galaxy

[@valx5]

through

[@nicole-wo5pw]

nko. through me into another galaxy

[@eryncoyle9786]

yeah, i'm only interested in boys who have coins, keys, and candies for cuties.

[@gabriellaschmitt4487]

Eryn Coyle They’re ok. I prefer the ones who wear a stove top burner as a crown. If they have an enormous phone, bigger than my entire torso, attached to their chest that makes them a walking phone booth... 🤯😍👰🏻

[@kyleeanderson3128]

@@gabriellaschmitt4487 omg the crown does look like the coils on a stove 💀

[@Sleep_is_for_the_weak]

My ideal man is a boulder, a literal boulder.

[@chrisngw1477]

Call me ;)

[@chrisngw1477]

Im kidding, Im sorry

[@zoe-cc3bg]

After putting on his suit, Danny should’ve given himself a candy

[@luci.ana777]

he is a cutie!

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

Or his wife 😂

[@vansprinkes]

I'd like to think that there was one designer who was like "What if women wear pants and don't wear dresses as often?" and then they kicked him out of the room

[@ArinaCherrytree]

"So, what do we think women will wear in the future??" "Glass dresses!!" "wire bras!" "dresses with sleeves that zip off for no reason!!" "Yes...yes...very good. Now, jimmy, what do you think?" "I think they might...wear pants!" "WHAT?" **throws jimmy out of window**

[@collinregner5247]

Me: is this Danny’s main channel or his second? Danny: *drinks lecroix* Me: oh ok

[@dschuster6879]

His name is Drew though

[@helllllloworld]

Error 13 dude same in my head it’s spelt lacroy

[@maritzaza]

le troy becker

[@bo.jagger]

I am *LEGAL* brooo why are you slapping danny :/

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

@@helllllloworld Leroy

[@vitaliastrait4487]

Laura's face is like, "My husband has lost his mind."

[@sarahmarie4785]

Cuz he didnt give her any candy for cuties💔💔

[@Niffty_hotel]

I’m sure she’s known he’s lost his mind for a while

[@cdw2468]

“some of the designers even dared to say that skirts wouldn’t even be a thing, we cannot imagine this childish fantasy of a world where women don’t wear dresses and skirts”

[@taliakellegg5978]

they did imagine it and they made an outfit for it

[@cdw2468]

Ryan Kelly but it was seen as this fringe, crazy idea

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@cdw2468 i don't think it was seen as that crazy, and it's different because it's not accepted that men should be creative in their clothing, but it would be seen as crazy if a man wore skirts in the future

[@kissarococo2459]

my mom grew up in 40s and 50s and having pants was not seen so odd especially in wintertime. My grandpa was against jeans because he saw them as workers clothing and thought my mom would not be seen as a good student/employee because the look was too casual.

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@kissarococo2459 nice

[@lilyad345]

For some reason, this has become my Essay motivation video. I have no idea why, but every time I need to write a paper I watch this video and then I feel motivated to write. thank you for helping my grades Danny.

[@grape5683]

Why do I get the feeling that the guy would shake the candies container like you shake a dog treat container and all the cuties would just come sprinting at him

[@ameliajk]

Like those old Axe body spray commercials lol

[@andrewdean3560]

the ways of old never changed, just we did because tv and movie writers were insecure nerds fictionalizing no ones REAL approach to coitus

[@jemuzu3065]

i laughed way harder than i should have at this comment

[@aizamazhar5610]

YES.

[@toastymarshmallow5372]

my candy container brings all the cuties to the yard

[@carth9375]

Plot Twist: This second channel is just a huge sponsor for la croix

[@zaman.tanisha]

😮

[@nataliekarawusa5679]

🤭

[@urdad948]

:o

[@nazukieprom168]

@@urdad948 uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwwwu ewo

[@char1909]

*gasp*

[@Daykieee]

I hate to say this, but the belt is technically just a fanny pack

[@lisahogholt9713]

you're right and you should say it

[@nadiamalick5446]

Shouldn't you say Danny Pack?

[@subbingtoeveryonewhosubsto8944]

but

[@alphabettical1]

Granola for the cuties

[@Malthedragon]

But a fanny pack doesnt have separate containers for your coins keys and candies for cuties

[@satanm8c40]

Laura was like a caring mom trying her hardest to support her child's weird interest

[@cassidy7285]

The “ooh swish” dress high key slapped

[@nezukokamado1844]

The ooh swish dress lmao but yea the dress looked nice

[@landonb2972]

Funny how he’s 20 years past their guess and still calling their guesses futuristic.

[@Hidden_Fern]

Eriss R. It’s a projection for the year 2000 (probably just the first decade) not the entire century.

[@MacsUsername]

Silly goose, he clearly filmed this in 1939 and is just posting it now.

[@mikkiichann]

I was lowkey hoping he would said to Laura, "hey cutie, want a candy?"

[@dionysusfilms165]

saame tho

[@adeer87]

kyusoo I love your pfp

[@mikkiichann]

@@adeer87 aw thanks

[@anthonyguillory4036]

Yes

[@nitishadhungel8031]

@@callmeloop9299 Umm what??

[@joeytuccini7301]

1930s guy- "The ideal man of the future is perfect." Danny- "WhYs My HeAd ShApEd LiKe A gUmDrOp?"

[@sushzii]

I can’t stop replaying the part where Danny says “oh it sits like that 👁👄👁”

[@kookie5789]

When

[@fouziahussain7443]

@@kookie5789 9:44

[@kookie5789]

@@fouziahussain7443 thxxxxx

[@fouziahussain7443]

@@kookie5789 :)

[@k1xnt]

why?

[@sophiamarcano2616]

Laura: it didn’t feel simple Danny: IT WAS SIMPLE

[@joseptet5991]

The fact that this is your second channel has been forcefully inserted into the membrane beneath my skull

[@maude404]

cHanEl (i am sorry)

[@gpmusic009]

Phoebe Jo in case you forgot, this is his second channel, he likes to get a little more goofy with it, he also drinks lecroix

[@sagmaster111]

What channel is this?

[@junobuggieee]

Phoebe Jo channel*

[@junobuggieee]

Sushi Studios his second channel..

[@fadeuhhway]

"aww, what happened, future boi?" Laura is a gem, I'm glad Danny found someone for life who can just roll with whatever insane thing he randomly surprises her with :D

[@011mph]

"How futuristic do I look right now?" literally looks like Arwin from Suite Life of Zack and Cody

[@shelbywallis5503]

“free advertisement for the belt” are we not going to talk about the free advertisement for la croix?

[@kampytres676]

no

[@tracimoyer9879]

No

[@erinjackson8119]

Danny’s channels in order 1st channel: Danny Gonzalez 2nd channel: Drew Gooden 3rd channel: 2 Danny 2 Furious

[@wrengaber4672]

correction: 1: 2 Danny 2 furious 2: drew Gooden 3: Danny Gonzales

[@FireflyJuu]

I thought it was Drew Gooden Danny Gonzales 2 Danny 2 Furious?

[@meow5422]

@@bsmith1604 aha yes funny funny penis poohead

[@rellytoonanimations2292]

Danny 2 danny Drew

[@heleno1150]

I like that Danny didn’t even consider sewing the containers to the jumpsuit, he just immediately jumped to the glue gun, maybe it was all the exposure to troom troom

[@amediocreexistence]

Danny’s favorite flavor: A hint of a hint of a lemon

[@jillianbrooks2402]

If you want a hint of fruit get "hint" flavored water omg

[@derekg5674]

Also a hint of ass. And no sugar. Yum!

[@laylapalladino9113]

Scented tv static water 😍😍

[@chocolatecream5593]

Layla Palladino scented toaster in a bath tub water 😋

[@brownguy903]

Fun fact, that "old timey" accent in these old videos is called the "transatlantic" accent and was a completely artificial accent taught in upper class schools

[@eddiebrock4491]

I learned that from Drew's channel :D

[@wittyblonde6728]

brownguy903 Wait really or was that a joke?

[@emmajeema]

Witty Blonde no it’s real no one naturally spoke like that it was supposed to be the “ideal” way to speak English

[@gabriellas_fan]

That IS a fun fact! :D I never knew that silly lil accent was taught haha

[@zyaicob]

@@wittyblonde6728 they had actors speak that way and they had to learn the accent from elocution coaches

[@skeleletonboi4533]

the man going "ooh! swish!" is now a new stim and I am very happy about it

[@BeccaMoses]

I’m fairly certain that they say “collars” and not “colors”

[@sevenunderwater8099]

that makes more sense, but also, the future colors in their mind were probably like silvers, whites, greys, 'sleek colors' though you can't te because the videos in black and white 😂

[@_isabellanatasha]

also "shaping", not "shaving"

[@bag_o_hammers]

“Are you hot?” Danny: *awkward silence*

[@CatrionaCharles]

"Like you even have to ask" *sigh*

[@neegas3490]

Oog

[@LilCherryBeary]

The crown literally just looks like the metal cage that holds a cork in a bottle xD

[@emersonseymour5127]

69 likes Niceee

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

The one in the video kinda looks like my fruit bowl.

[@emmajean7410]

“xD”

[@sashakenney2991]

emma jean HA I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS EXACT THING

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Chilli-Ice Olive-Abode how does it hold your loose grapes, though?

[@blakeburgers22]

Poor past Danny… so innocent… so naive… just wait half way through 2020. You’ll see the pain.