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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZbin, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez

[@ratarei]

Nobody: Danny’s hair: ~

[@julessjournal7969]

How can I give this more than one like

[@favmads]

LMFAO

[@anniedangerface]

I love this comment

[@ninahuang5388]

More like 🌊

[@anonsforker8629]

I’m wheezing why

[@slambotv1334]

It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”

[@tmallon4211]

Oh no I can't like it's at 69

[@annie-qc9wv]

R they wrong tho 👀

[@nativenoah153]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaWlhmyKlpJpqbs

[@chaidezisa]

i was the 1k like😎

[@whytho8856]

how to no step in hole: step 1. no step in hole

[@n0turc4t]

“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏

[@khushisingh2163]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rainbowfox_]

We love him, such a king 👑

[@ciphergacha9100]

Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap

[@Alexisme.]

😐

[@soviet_nick6209]

Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......

[@AmbitiousDucks]

“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer” Danny that’s disturbingly specific

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

We've all done it at least once

[@bigheartbiggerboobs]

​@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm

[@clariphone.8434]

@@cheapshotfishing9239fr

[@therealmrboo9962]

@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird

[@bibsp3556]

Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.

[@lovelyjuliexo]

“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...

[@lugoorstar]

69 likes. Nice

[@rosiestephens9485]

be...ted bundy

[@tintin_moonie]

669 likes... nice.

[@Kayla-iy1ih]

869 likes nice

[@kingayy9267]

978 likes damnit

[@ravendesayles8574]

"there's no girls watching this, right?" *sweats nervously in female.*

[@mokahaani3720]

your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂

[@ravendesayles8574]

@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.

[@missmarston4953]

We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎

[@mads1853]

what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓

[@Berilia]

"There's only dudes watching this" I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude

[@weirdyo9469]

"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever

[@PalisadePeryton]

"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote

[@uncomfortable_1558]

I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.

[@wishtopublish]

Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡

[@imafailure7138]

Same broski

[@kathryn6723]

This is actually so pure! congratulations :)

[@Scrofar]

Danny man-ifested your gender

[@Scrofar]

Danny man-ifested your gender

[@a.ham_antha7454]

"There's no girls watching this, right?" All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously

[@moved.6963]

Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad

[@ayo.660]

He said that the moment I read this-

[@weedmaster-420]

@TR1PPY _ same tho lol

[@neonswan1482]

They could clarify as a male like I like to

[@ferretweekchoinga8111]

Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.

[@andsgradite392]

"there's no girls watching this, right?" I'm not a girl, I'm a greg

[@kuyenalcantara8341]

understandable have a nice day

[@art_pawz]

The two genders: Boy and Greg

[@erebearr]

according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0

[@mars9063]

Andsgradite same

[@anuwilson9039]

I was a girl before watching this, I am now *greg* =)

[@beanerjeffreys9667]

As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side

[@nickaj3511]

پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده جات ته جهنم هست

[@killian2365]

Goals

[@asecretchannel4135]

Honestly? Glamorous.

[@haruchii.]

so true💅🏾

[@jaquelynbuechler1267]

Facts.

[@somethingcreative536]

"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.

[@OnlyHarper]

Danny: There's no girls here, right? Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**

[@Joe-ou1iw]

lmaooo same

[@mileyy5394]

greg is its own gender now. :)

[@emmanema4502]

We are the impostors.

[@ohhellothere6058]

um no that's drew 🙄

[@mazzzzzzfijrn]

Lmao same😂

[@anxiousaardvark1923]

Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad

[@savary5050]

Ye

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

Ye

[@whythenumber]

Ye

[@shathak.7421]

Ye

[@fardifaalam605]

Ye

[@CaptStinkwater]

Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.

[@albatrossmania3219]

This guy is funny he should start a KZbin channel

[@eddykidplayzyt]

He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden

[@N1EnaShinonomeFan]

I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on KZbin

[@TheCarebear2001]

When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.

[@chuues]

LMAO

[@bezy2005]

The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL

[@jacksonneuhart5684]

But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e

[@Bell-ih5ln]

You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be

[@ImNotScotish]

alpha

[@shadophaxx2401]

"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker

[@givenreality7688]

8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰

[@ardimen2902]

Danny: theres No girls watching this, right? Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache

[@percolsin]

Mustach'ee time~

[@HeyItIsLA]

"fake," cute

[@farihanowshin3079]

Or the quarantine mustache 😂

[@nooneinparticular3468]

You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes

[@meihatsume6486]

“There’s no girl right? Only boys?” Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”

[@emilymondragon8948]

me: brushes unwaxed moustache

[@killmcdonalds1753]

pog

[@lj.853]

Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that

[@goahdejen6176]

y u have to do iida like that tho

[@kriakolbeinsdottir4586]

Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*

[@thedreamer215]

I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰

[@molotovgirl555]

Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣

[@Oatsdude]

I find it funny that the „if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free“ quote is actually from the dark knight

[@Annie-ui6wq]

danny: “no women are watching this right?” my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”

[@grenalien1160]

AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD

[@anavila5741]

Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes

[@DrinkTheStars]

Yep that's about right

[@mellonwoovibing8933]

First

[@4yer4]

HAHAHAAA

[@kaielkins6375]

“villains don’t chase women” bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...

[@idk-ww8oe]

Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...

[@whytho8856]

lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...

[@Thatonepok3kid]

Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶‍♂️🐱

[@gretchiemations9240]

Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...

[@diannaparis]

Lol

[@OrobusEdoza]

13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease

[@wasteland.baby.]

“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?” No,Danny. We’re Gregs.

[@thatscool8703]

“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman” Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*

[@mixitup6805]

*power move*

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

detroit become gay

[@gachalifeandclubiscringe9374]

Nooo I dont want to be straight

[@gayclown69]

I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.

[@ssstella.a]

First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl *and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*

[@queenchaosyet]

If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys

[@coin4246]

@Laurel Kardison exactly

[@me30000]

Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet

[@nilawright5953]

Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.

[@no_peace]

Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't

[@queenchaosyet]

@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?

[@kadenlangdon9070]

You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh

[@ElWaKa69]

Legend

[@nanireid1018]

“Being alone is a power few can handle” *Laughs in introverted aroace*

[@cyrus7541]

Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.

[@disfallcommentary7194]

F in the chat.

[@Preejuu42]

G

[@idontcare7340]

M

[@Maya-cb8sj]

L

[@qwq7797]

Ф

[@sethpellerin7257]

I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts

[@adrenalineactivate]

or a virgin 30 year old

[@mattp0576]

No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds

[@Mariana-zc1gx]

i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭

[@user-do5zk6jh1k]

I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.

[@dianabernier3543]

ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k

[@Evietheanoying124]

First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.

[@Mort-ko7lj]

Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though

[@meredithmitchell8921]

@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy

[@katenutter]

Congrats 🥳🥳🥳

[@Live_Laugh_Loathe]

Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((

[@frankisnot1148]

I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can

[@KittyALevin]

"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy

[@davidchidester5463]

Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.

[@dolphinman9896]

Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk

[@lay-xf8rl]

It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?

[@rdiaz4741]

It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off

[@literaIIyshy]

@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?

[@dr.k8610]

How to be rich- 5 almond daily

[@Sparkletyra]

That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need

[@graceholland5770]

Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks

[@survivorpro6981]

The og know

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

Very true. I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos

[@sephrya6430]

Y e s

[@shaxxmeer]

as a trans girl i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟

[@ll_Star_ll]

As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.

[@Be_A_Gay_Wizard]

@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore

[@pap-fr]

yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............

[@enshen2190]

At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday

[@ogkubzscouter743]

I just realized-

[@caylee2529]

FR

[@emilys2562]

Yup

[@Tw0Dots]

He must live in California

[@2350CST]

•• he lives in La Croix

[@alleywaysmusic]

If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?

[@no_peace]

They never mention that part

[@no_peace]

Actual vampires

[@SM-yz4hi]

trickery

[@arlo_slater9009]

You’re supposed to be alone, duh

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!

[@RooiRokBokkie]

3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄

[@SOMETHINGWISER]

I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote

[@tanishaashar9141]

“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *stares into the camera like the office*

[@playwithlife]

This is the only funny version of this comment

[@sv_official383]

I am no girl I am simply a gril Once again sorry that was cringe

[@dabutchaistoxic]

Because girls have that recruit difficulty.

[@adamiskra6038]

You’re a dude now

[@catalinaalejandratassara112]

sameeeeee

[@batyalivni3577]

Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?" Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."

[@tunasalad9693]

I metaphorically spit out my drink

[@wrenlmao124]

Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!

[@sv_official383]

I am no girl I'm a gril

[@sv_official383]

I'm sorry that was cringy,

[@harleyk7596]

Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.

[@qatonfire7476]

6:10 I don't know why but this feels like a Jake and Amir sketch lol

[@eve9283]

“there’s no girls watching this, right?” *puts on fake moustache*

[@flipman223]

Ok

[@sofiaoronaa]

Ok

[@melveerainbow4657]

Me too

[@melveerainbow4657]

Ok

[@AUG_Glow]

Ok

[@carbonwaifu]

danny doesn't need to be rich he already has a stinkin rich vampire dad

[@jaypea1722]

6IXE9INE DIED IN A CAR CRASH GO SEE THE VIDEO: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eprLlKqgZteph8U

[@dudegamingproductions5459]

Who's 61x9ine ill check it out

[@mysticalfiredragongamer]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXareZysj7yIj9k heres an actually way to earn money this guy fake

[@Trump-wp8vi]

Hi

[@ToriCastell]

carbonwaifu. BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[@goofy1217]

My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great

[@sadlyunidentified8308]

0:19 As a trans guy, can confirm that I have had this very thought many times.

[@GrahamStephan]

“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever

[@choerryerim]

hello graham

[@slimeblock.]

who are you

[@laylal4907]

hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!

[@sofiaoronaa]

wow

[@victorbraca6259]

yoooo graham

[@justme-dg8uf]

“There’s no girls watching this, right?” Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*

[@cadencecrowe8841]

reds kinda sus

[@jellyface2669]

justme orange is sus I saw him vent

[@aliyah2337]

yellow was following me

[@imannasir6184]

Aiko i was just looking for a partner....

[@leahd5341]

I was in electrical the whole time

[@elle-mz5dy]

9:23 the best harry potter movie

[@duniamorales1443]

facts

[@juciy8599]

I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook

[@Funny_Muffler]

Danny: “Were all boys right?” His viewer base: 🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺

[@lukav3509]

yeah i wasnt surprised....

[@exammole4545]

Male 🚹 Female 🚺 Gregs ℹ️ Craigs 🗑

[@alastorbutwithagun]

@@juliaaesthetic1749 ?

[@deirdreleamy4678]

@@juliaaesthetic1749 what? Us Greg's hate craig

[@exammole4545]

@@juliaaesthetic1749 You sound unsure of that first sentence

[@sonata2328]

“There’s no girls here, right?” Obviously, there’s only *g r e g* .

[@whytho8856]

there is only kne gender and it is *greg*

[@ziya31]

I’m sorry my gender is a Nate (if you don’t know this you’re probably should visit Kurtis town)

[@switchman368]

@@ziya31 i myself identified myself as little stinker. nice to meet you

[@jeanfangz]

I identify as a Greg

[@kalecardenas9645]

Greg is the only gender but has 2 variations one with pp and not pp

[@stix3350]

danny ur vids are the most comforting ever i love u so much. thank you for making me happy every time i need it, you are the best 💗 !!!!!

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

“There’s no girls watching this right” *Shapeshifts into a masculine figure*

[@janationaltreasure]

*there's no girls watching right?* me, a girl: there is 1 imposter among us

[@sialxve8627]

make it 2 😗✌🏼

[@smokeykiwi8992]

Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment

[@treymoment]

4 imposters now

[@melisdead5271]

*5 imposters still remain*

[@lune4089]

There are now *6* imposters

[@zleep9182]

That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.

[@caitlinconner5698]

Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.

[@prig1557]

He did say the line in the movie I think

[@shadow_shine3578]

Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?

[@angelita2213]

@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up

[@pebis___]

0:49 boss baby

[@Esponotch]

7:20 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE OMG IM DEAD 😭💀

[@rensawyer5623]

The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards

[@itsmecaitlin1254]

BYE why did this make me laugh so much

[@sooddlyrandom4140]

Yes

[@ghostsandcats]

“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”

[@-khushlush]

Lmaooo

[@jeronaradlien9817]

It was by a millionaire

[@djeffree1942]

“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman” Jafar: *well yes but actually no*

[@millinemouse1162]

*Count Frollo enters the chat*

[@foxbrobroski5714]

J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L

[@djeffree1942]

Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!

[@internalscreaming7566]

**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**

[@djeffree1942]

And Hans exists.

[@Jamiethecomic]

"hope you have $200 on you because we're very good at beating you up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

8:38 you can really tell Danny was at the top of speech and debate club in high school

[@allienimmons308]

“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.

[@jaythec7994]

true

[@sjb4280]

🤣☠

[@SylverScourge]

That sentence bout to make me act up fr

[@killian2365]

Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈

[@claire.4964]

“There are no girls watching this, right?” *On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*

[@michaelekemp6679]

This comment is underappreciated😂🔥

[@yassjun4309]

I’m a female, and I’m Greg.

[@kookiekina281]

Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD Woof !

[@marsmaddog7489]

I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG

[@whytho8856]

there is only one gender and it is greg.

[@ItzF1yz]

I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”

[@thornordgren2239]

14:03 thought he was gonna say "at least we can have the boys" lol

[@gracexlyons]

Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right? Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*

[@biscuitgidoni2804]

Lol, Same

[@gilliganmcneuter3922]

🤣

[@kaz.not.komputing78]

*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*

[@johnimint4808]

You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl

[@Mr.Bob-Gray]

Lol same

[@anarchy6304]

danny: we’re all dudes here, right? me, a female: *hacker voice* i’m in

[@SJ-zx1zj]

If you’re in California, everyone is a dude

[@crunchyrats8732]

Same lol

[@sincerelysomehumaniguess7610]

@@SJ-zx1zj as someone from cali, can confirm

[@fearless_cloud]

SJ California gurls, yeah we're all dudes here! Everyone who lives here's a dude!

[@Acy17isfamousowo]

Me being *non binary*

[@rezissped3417]

4:07 Danny really nailed the Heath Ledger joker

[@jonahromero7476]

3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it

[@reeves7091]

Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”

[@ballcrusher2036]

Yep

[@maddiepusheen2986]

Yup

[@magicmadscience5344]

Oh we noticed alright

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Why do I know what your talking about

[@ChillinWithMyBuds]

Omg how do I find it on tiktok?

[@jasmineflowers3000]

Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right? Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*

[@Nick_bpz]

" " you forgot that

[@ramennoodles471]

Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*

[@embers3528]

@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"

[@riannolivia22]

T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before

[@dananabread6632]

Love this!

[@hi-rw4nl]

"I would like to be rich beyond my wildest dreams now." 4 year old me as I stare at those gumball machines

[@heartsofgold151]

I just found out about you today and you make me laugh like crazy 😂😂 Thank you for these videos

[@madyr616]

"There's no girls watching this, right?" Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.

[@fortfun5010]

KYLIE JENNER HIDDEN PO*N! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fneYZ3yDbq2lhtU

[@swagmaster3223]

@@fortfun5010 Why

[@gad8299]

@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@fungling7982]

WaIt R U GIRL?>????? My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”

[@-x_moon_x-]

@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow

[@trishalennex4630]

“There’s no girls watching this right” *me and my fake mustache* Definitely not

[@amilianar.7810]

*me also wearing a fake mustache* Yep no girls here.

[@SenorTickleToast]

*whispers* tell nobody please :(

[@isabellajolly5438]

*puts on a hoodie and a hat to go with my mustache* Nope. Definitely no girls here

[@SenorTickleToast]

yesssiiiirrr

[@bee6035]

*pats mustache* I do believe that you are correct fellow masculine man that is definitely a man

[@Kristianalexis1]

My favorite part is when you gave that “motivational” speech 😅 I almost bought into it just from your confidence alone lol

[@AmnesiakMusic]

"If your good at something, never do it for free" it's a quote from dark knight.

[@GenoOwings]

Phase 1 - Collect Underpants Phase 2 - ? Phase 3 - Profit!! EASY!!!!

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

Get out of here, NO UNDERPANTS GNOMES ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@theblueberrycowproductions7767]

Girls watching this: I am something of a man myself.

[@Hannah-lt4lu]

Yes

[@Mikem-hq6ye]

cap

[@bingus34]

cap

[@yeeyee6998]

Cap

[@lailabailey1971]

@@Hannah-lt4lu yes

[@tricia.smileyface]

Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?" Me, a woman: *nods along*

[@maritimus_]

boys support boys 😤

[@habb420]

woman

[@adeon7923]

You are not a woman you are a Greg

[@prayaag1999]

me: **stares in enby**

[@katelynw1745]

Sameee 😂

[@bubblybobabubbles]

The fact that the "If you're good at something, never do it for free" quote is an ACTUAL Joker line from The Dark Knight

[@itzpris15634]

“I could do love with my eyes closed and my hands behind my back” I interpreted this another way and im mad at myself about it

[@seastarrr111]

As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will: Never get a girlfriend Marry a woman and start a family Instantly be rich

[@renatobonito1521]

As you should successful king 👑 take this

[@lovsaphirars7119]

Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.

[@user-xc8ut6yi5g]

OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@user-xc8ut6yi5g]

@@renatobonito1521 OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@user-xc8ut6yi5g]

@@lovsaphirars7119 OMG.......... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@alyssahayes268]

ah yes, the 2 genders: women and alphas

[@3rdluiksuwu171]

And greg*

[@frog3622]

U forgot greg

[@hannahbroadbent3555]

No only one and that is Greg we are all greg

[@alyssahayes268]

ya'll, gregs come in all genders, get ahold of yourselves

[@hannahbroadbent3555]

@@alyssahayes268 I- what? we made a joke

[@neferitouschkyn9501]

Nkt gonna lie you are so good at giving a speech I actually started to embrace the advice before the characters called out how dumb it is 😅

[@Ak-ris]

“Being alone has a power few can handle” i mean yeah nobody uses solitary confinement as a reward

[@zakosist]

But solitary confinement isn't "just" being alone, its also being perpetually trapped in a small space and have basically nothing to do and nothing happening around you. I think many people (not all) could handle being alone much better if they were out in nature. Still cant deny people as a whole are social beings, some more than others

[@meriem.j.3633]

As a female, I can confirm that there are no girls watching.

[@katiaaa108]

As a fellow female, I too can confirm this

[@Shizzy5321]

As a guy this is good to know

[@sirjam9977]

Yes, as can I.

[@zetjet9901]

Smae

[@scrumptious_human]

as a child female aka a girl, yes no girls are watching thos

[@jackjohnson2598]

Dude those “no girlfriend” rich just be like “you can’t grind while you grind”

[@LoreleiExists]

LMAO-

[@MasonStevens9863]

.

[@INVESTNOW988]

BRUH=

[@albedox6428]

I can it’s called being a prostotiute

[@kryptian6109]

Misaki From Wii Sports with that spelling you have to be under 7 years old at LEAST.

[@enbyaxolotl]

“There’s no girls watching this, right?” Me, a M/F Bigender: **confused screaming**

[@evancampos9870]

Doesn’t the joker actually say “if you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

[@briannasmith7981]

danny: there’s no girls here right? it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised

[@GP-qo6yz]

Underrated comment

[@reemnhj]

I'm a girl to and they don't know

[@PowerSpirit50]

Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.

[@nativenoah153]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaWlhmyKlpJpqbs

[@imsad3630]

“There’s no girls watching, right?” *distressed female breathing*

[@cthompson32391]

I wanted to like this but it’s at 420 and I can’t mess that up.

[@imsad3630]

ADRIAN A GOODACRE I mean I am too that’s kinda the joke

[@wyclefbean]

we’re all gregs here

[@gentlesandladymen]

sn41l c4ke !!!! *ENBY!!! MY SIBLINGS*

[@corcjell3654]

No one like this it’s at 666

[@mymanslippy]

The picture of two kid Gonzales beating up an adult one is very funny

[@anticlaws4105]

He has a little Gregling now!!!!!!

[@SowyV]

This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎 Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes

[@Aquaswolf2021]

Oh for God sake😆

[@kaelynn4621]

me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"

[@mermaidman2074]

@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men

[@kaelynn4621]

crikitoon fascinating

[@NWKohout]

Yay another transgender person :D

[@abbie_wood]

As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires

[@rachelellebaker]

i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life

[@SitrepJ]

​@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !

[@zer0bankoe]

I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗

[@deereye87]

@@zer0bankoe Why were you mad in the first place? Also, you’ll never be a millionaire.

[@zer0bankoe]

@@deereye87 You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉