Battleship - Place your Bidets (ft. Ludwig)

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Editor:
Jack Clishem
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[@Xzeihoranth]

Incredible how this man managed to make a Battleship stream into a documentary about his own gambling addiction.

[@BudBonkerson]

I really, really, really want someone to make a mockumentary about Jerma's descent into crippling debt

[@awesometris999]

It’s funny the smallest step out of Jermas small stream realm and HES immediately disgusted

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

BOOMER Streamer HATES Change by the New GEN!

[@dsalucas]

I'm going to take credit for this as a very obscure but gratifying one guy moment, the first half of this stream was basic battleship, after a break I brought up the extra game mode in chat, he read it aloud, played this and proceeded to lose every single round going forward.

[@FatCatCooper]

Thank you for your service

[@Limbless_Pepe]

You’re a real trooper

[@BudBonkerson]

this guy set thousands of dollars in motion

[@ohokok]

o7

[@i_barely_hee-know_her]

You've lost him MILLIONS

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

The 11th commandment clearly states that "If a Jerma stream immediately begins with the discussion of pissing and shitting, it's going to be good by default"

[@AdamKlownzinger]

What part of “good by default” is so hard for Jerma deniers to understand

[@RestitutorEuropa]

The 12th commandment also states that “if a Jerma stream is covering any game where you can customize the character(s) in great detail, it’ll be a good stream.”

[@user-xv8eo2pk9g]

“DERANGED streamer asks innocent man why he urinates”

[@glb0768]

just internalize it

[@AW-1909]

Jerma having all the necessary information to sink a ship and still second guessing himself and using more powers is peak Jerma

[@pepperypeppers2755]

The tension was unbearable watching the end there

[@258thHiGuy]

I love that his justification for not being able to use a bidet is "I'm not normal"

[@loroleibusser5993]

FREAK STREAMER cannot use water because HE IS NOT NORMAL more at 11

[@dirkloyd6018]

simply built different.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

"Do you have long balls? Jerma, without hesitation: "yes"

[@EmmLoaf]

God, I've been watching jerma talk to himself and his chat for so long that I forgot just how well he bounces off of other people. Jerma with a +1 is always so much fun to watch.

[@Yadadameanfool]

Jerma just has like 80+ charisma

[@potatoonastick2239]

Especially since the same goes for Lud

[@animeshowfan8145]

this stream was like watching a guy lose his money/his house/his car/everything he was wearing and even his own family and then the guy who won all those things from him feel so bad for him that he gives him back his socks

[@shortinos]

Jerma and Ludwig talking about random shit was the highlight of this battleship tournament

[@EyesackWorley]

talking about literal shit

[@gamblerofrats]

This MANIAC sits at an ABMORMALLY ACUTE ANGLE on the TOILET

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

abnormally cute :)

[@friendlyhobo6483]

Friendly reminder there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipes. Even if it states that it is. Your car keys are flushable. Doesn't mean it is a good idea go do so.

[@cheyannei5983]

Thanks, big chungus

[@Jacotomo2222]

Yeah, we have friends in that business who say not to put that stuff in your toilet, we quit using ""flushable"" wet wipes.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

why do companies just lie like that

[@ahousecatwhohasacellphone]

@@nostalgia_junkie some companies also lie about their products being recyclable. it sucks

[@hnktbt]

@@tobydubu those ain't flushable either bub

[@curlygurly2112]

my family recently got a bidet. literally life changing.

[@Chimedoodles]

Is it a one wiper?

[@curlygurly2112]

@@Chimedoodles most of the time yeah

[@Whateverworksism]

Bought a bidet some months ago. Best purchase in years.

[@kiwicatnip]

Even though it’s no more sanitary sharing a toilet without a bidet it makes me feel weird to think about sharing a bidet and exchanging butthole chi with whoever else uses it

[@curlygurly2112]

@@kiwicatnip nah, the spray nozzle is far enough away and also retracts. no butt germ sharing. very sanitary. obv gotta make sure everything is clean for the next person tho.

[@nostalgia_junkie]

ludwig literally became the bidet salesman he said he wouldn't be

[@ChaosTheoryDrozz]

The reason Jerma loses is because it's been too long since his dog vitamin zerk off session

[@fartsimulator-of9li]

What does this even mean

[@fumeshroom8975]

yes

[@dragonlogos1]

@@fartsimulator-of9li somehow your question just made real how stupid it is that the original comment made sense to me and I am in fucking tears laughing. You missed a stream that’s all

[@Hujyn100]

@@fartsimulator-of9li Here's the context kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWmaqpuMjcqMhck

[@hitops512]

Watching Jerma get a hit is like seeing a caveman invent fire

[@formerlymax]

ludwig literally had to throw and jerma jumped for joy

[@stef248]

I don’t know how to feel about schlatt and jerma having small ties with each other. If they ever met each other, the world would implode

[@bm3350]

Opposing energy

[@lBIGMOMMA]

time would suddenly stop if this were to transpire.

[@natefroggy3626]

99% sure schlatt watches jerma. i think ive seen his comments on the channel

[@lBIGMOMMA]

it wouldn't be too far of a stretch. feel like "schlatt" appreciates jerma's style of humor a lot.

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Every time Jerma gambles he loses. Has he learned nothing from his debt?

[@AccountingDerek]

what about MR. GREENZ??

[@vadimakdav1357]

@@AccountingDerek that's not Jerma tho...

[@TheBarber5550]

well, except for the shot heard round the world

[@williampoole7948]

I love how "The giant enemy spider" is 7 years old, yet is still used to this day

[@BudBonkerson]

Just saying "Place Your Bidets" is an excellent title

[@MrJellyman223]

that last half was UNEXPECTEDLY intense

[@maryfreegirl2029]

ah yes, first interaction of the day and they're talking about shit, never change jerma

[@LM-MMM]

still waiting for another thanksgiving tweet jerma

[@curlygurly2112]

prank idea: install bidets in random public toilets. that's it.

[@LegosR4Adlts]

Let me guess this is part 102342 in the documentary of Jeremy Elbertson's crippling gambling addiction.

[@BatOfTheDead]

I like that Ludwig just gives jerma wagers for if he wins like a conman and jerma doesn’t even try to think of anything for if he wins

[@stephen_towers]

Need more jerma lud content

[@yaboyjay7202]

this!

[@HamazuraGOD]

Jerma lewd content 😳😳😳😳

[@charlieguy6872]

The chemistry is off the charts

[@Grgrqr]

Unironically I feel dirty if I don’t use a bidet now

[@ВалерийГайнанов-и5г]

Oh my god he just doesn’t rotate his pieces, of course Ludwig wouldn’t have problems defeating him

[@poisonousdrink911]

I didn't read the title and I though the whole pissed thing was jerma talking to his pre recorded voice for a joke.

[@nikita1911001]

Honestly im just happy we got some update on jermas bidet situation, also i think for some reason i really needed that bidet talk...

[@Mr.Pumpkky]

It sounded like Jerma was talking to himself in the beginning

[@Badmanpuntbaxter]

No such thing as flushable wet wipes btw. And before you say "I've literally never clogged my toilet with them" great, that's not what anyone is talking about. The wastewater treatment process is designed to process bodily excretions and toilet paper, that's it. Adding paper that doesn't break down easily that's coated in odd chemicals can slow down or even potentially stop facilities from processing wastewater. Source: My dad does this for a living and gives the schpiel literally anytime he sees them or someone mentions them. So please, if not for the sake of the plants, for the sake of me not having to listen to my dad talk about it again

[@Vallinen92]

At 28:00 you can see master manipulator run circles around village fool.

[@paulkroshkin8287]

I noticed that as well lol

[@kiwicatnip]

Right off the bat with the intro, amazing comedic flow between these two

[@FatalDeath]

I approve of this message

[@chefatron4561]

It took me way to long to realise it was 2 different people talking to each other and not just Jerma having a conversation with himself

[@noahbruce1212]

“I’m like a bidet salesman” - the owner of Swipe

[@a_wormwood]

15:40 Local psycho MANIPULATES streamer Ludwig into eating an ALMOND for a tweet.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Alternate title: Jeremy gets taken to the fuckin cleaners by ludwig

[@a_wormwood]

6:23 Jeremy “Long Balls” Elbertson

[@TheAtlasReview]

Sickening how we were robbed of Catboy Jerma through an act of misguided mercy

[@Mutantvine]

We've still got the catboy streams, but the lack of a catboy maid outfit stings

[@benglasgow]

"is that an AMD chip?" LUL

[@NottheUSARMY]

this reminds me of the resident evil card game and jerma has nothing but his pinky left and at the very end just alt+f4s when he can make ludwig lose a round

[@nathanadams8479]

Hello Germany1985, are you a fellow German war collector aswell?

[@hazmatbp]

at 39:44 you can see MR GREENZ come out for a second

[@JamesThompson-zu3bq]

The first 20 seconds I thought jerma was just making up a conversation with himself

[@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR]

i could listen to ludwig and jerma talk all day

[@frozentanukii]

It took Jerma an incredible amount of time to figure out that there wasn't, in fact, a ship placed in an area with 0 sonar detected spaces.

[@claypidgeon2808]

Did Jerma ever get that bidet?

[@orb4000]

They just sold me a beday with that 6 min conversation

[@jayyyy.]

The milk jerma picture is gonna become an NFT

[@robinlaszlo]

DID LUDWIG EVER BRING HIM THE BIDET?

[@RyoZajac]

Thank you for this gem Clishem!

[@mariosonicfan2010]

Bidetleship.

[@jacinath]

Isn't this stream like three years old? Doesn't it already have a highlight video? Or did I fall into an alternate reality?

[@ribps289]

You may have seen a highlight from another channel not the official 2nd jerma

[@shogunpug4071]

@@ribps289 he's still correct in the fact that it's old. I wonder what the streamer and editor dynamic is between jerma and his is.

[@damienmichiels4119]

@@shogunpug4071 there are multiple editors. Some make videos about recent streams, and some do videos about older streams. It's a bit whatever

[@HandCrafted030]

This stream happened like less than 6 months ago

[@jacinath]

@@HandCrafted030 Christ, you're right. Where does the time go...

[@GodMcQueen]

*I wanna try a bidet, someday...*

[@jettpackpenguin]

This was a painful viewing experience. 10/10

[@Queggletank]

Networking Andy pretends to be bad at children game so he can get a better placement in upcoming tournament

[@Ardeact]

i've never been so peeled on bidet talk

[@fishb0wllyuh739]

this is an amazing duo

[@landongeddes3240]

early bird gets the jerm

[@Jeffery-do6ey]

I like how jerma does not have room for have other peoples opinions

[@ericfloortje]

Thank god he didn’t fuck up the last one and saw that the sonar said 0

[@endlesslytired]

I love this duo, now just add Ster and it'd be even more amazing

[@PoorPlyser]

Wow, can't believe that they are talking about politics. Like come on, Joe Bidet is the prez, so get over it!!

[@ribps289]

23:00 The stakes have never been so high

[@buster9877]

bidets are actually life changing. i recommend everyone to use them

[@kingding9542]

"You're blowing water up my ass and calling it shampoo"

[@icoffeebeen]

ludwig should get sponsored by a bidet company

[@Blade2point0]

The quick deploy travel bidet has me rolling

[@nickhupman1598]

Every time I hear Ludwig with Jerma, I think he is talking to himself for a bit

[@imBailout]

god i wish they could just kiss eachother through their screens

[@duselbrickland3999]

wtf

[@bonafikam]

please

[@carateca6676]

@@duselbrickland3999 they wish they could kiss each other through their screens

[@duselbrickland3999]

@@carateca6676 wtf

[@Sangheilitat117]

Broooo what if but what if bro but what if okay but hear me out bro but what if these two heterosexual guys were gaaaaaaaay and bro what if they kissed eachother okay bro just hear me out okay they have a really nice comfortable platonic relationship but what if they were instead gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bro I literally can’t stop forcing homosexuality onto everything I see and I can’t comprehend the notion of platonic friendships broooooo

[@krumbo2877]

Still no tweets Jeremy?

[@nexra0]

"Thank you, dad, for letting me play the game." _yep_

[@jamesday8361]

This is just 2 newly divorced 29 year olds arguing over who keeps which beanie babies

[@busboifinn]

Happy Thanksgiving

[@Frogthejam1]

Everyone remember to have a happy turkey day

[@LiquidShamanMan]

At the beginning of the video when the BRB screen was up I thought Jerma was talking to himself and doing a voice for another guy until his facecam was revealed

[@cowcat8124]

Can't believe Jerma won 0 matches

[@sbilldmilk]

8:31 Jerma pissed and confused about not hitting anything despite the fact that he also does not have any ships in that specific region

[@SamTrollazo]

It's over

[@kungfuryclub1425]

I have UC and i also used a bidet and it was game changing lemme tell ya. I dont think i wouldve survived long enough to wipe my ass with out the bidet

[@Mozay3D]

24:48 dollhouse foreshadowing

[@amazed2341]

I just use psyllium husk supplements and every poop since then has been a one wiper

[@avebave6550]

I don't like how Ludwig could be stream sniping with all the money involved

[@thefrub]

Jerma gets too caught up with trying to sink one ship once he's gotten a hit, he should cast a broader net

[@-Mopo]

Wow the thumbnail on this video is such great value

[@Lakermelon]

RIEBECK

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

7:15 for if you get tired of the bidet talk somehow

[@Shnubert]

bidebts

[@demon4256]

Bidets are awesome, don’t @ me

[@sorryforthishatecomment4864]

Funni

[@CruisinBen]

No more ludwig

[@lustaal2666]

Soda,

[@Chris-mn8ob]

Jeremy “long balls” jermanon

[@Moondog911]

wasn't this stream like 8 months ago?

[@LethalAxis]

Bidets are underrated as fuck

[@hi-un5iy]

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

[@cutsbydrew]

rip catboy maid jerma dreams