3 Simulator Games

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And ► / lixiantv
Levitation Simulator ► store.steampowered.com/app/18...
Tightrope Walking ► store.steampowered.com/app/17...
Ravenous Devils ► store.steampowered.com/app/16...
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...

[@ForeverinaMaze]

What Mark says: "I'm gonna try this one more time" What Mark means: "I'm gonna try this ten more times"

[@dead_bread3875]

Underrated comment

[@caucaznazn22]

Oh, but of course - since, you know, Mark's definitely not a masochist.

[@dead_bread3875]

@@caucaznazn22 yah 100%

[@thoughnut]

let's be honest, that's what we all do

[@sakmadik69420]

well cooked is better

[@LonelySandwich]

Mark and Lixian have the best creator/editor relationship.

[@raeann445]

true

[@Tristan14775]

…yeah i can’t think of a content creator that has a better relationship with a member of their team. i couldn’t think of anything. Game Grumps got along pretty well with Barry, Matt & Ryan, but Lixian & Mark are pretty special.

[@thevoidwalker3701]

@@raeann445 Nissan z

[@bananaab3156]

@@Tristan14775 maybe two set violin, maybe.

[@Lsir]

True.

[@kaitlynb3832]

Game: “meat is better well done” Mark: “nope let’s go back to levitation simulator”

[@39_vettrikirankumar.s_9b5]

4:19 woah look at that woman

[@mralucardgoat2910]

I still don't get why Mark left the game because of this statement. 🤣

[@kaminukethesad8333]

medium rare fan

[@jacobmarshall5391]

Respect

[@rock4glory713]

​@@kaminukethesad8333 rare*

[@iamyetimanYT]

“Fattening up the town to feed it to itself” is such a hard line

[@hopepapernacky]

Ikr? Chills

[@toothandclaw4347]

Omg ikr

[@lifeitself2371]

_"Something is missing."_ Wow, okay, didn't realize a tightroping simulator could be turned into a horror game

[@obunga2054]

I once was at a event and Michael Jordan was there making an appearance. I entered the restroom and used the stall and came out to wash my hands. After drying my hands I saw a tall man coming out of one of the stalls. I then looked closer and realized it was the famous basketball player Michael Jordan. I had adored since I was a little boy watching his games and now here he was. I pulled out my phone and asked for a selfie, but before I could get a response he cocked his fist back and punched me in the face as hard as he could. I fell back and landed on my ass due to being a scrawny unathletic 5'8 white male. He then proceeded to stand over me and call me a cracker a bitch and many other things. I felt like crying. I saw the Aura in his eyes they were red like he was an angry bull. I was confused I didn't do anything to offend him. He then spat on me repeatedly. Then proceeded to do the most vile things ever he pulled his pants down and took a dump on me I saw the poop coming out and landing on my face it smelled like lime and then stood up and peed all over me. The next thing he did was unbelievable he then pulled my pants down and inserted his cock inside. It was huge and black it was a foot long longer than the one's you see at subway I still couldn't do a thing due to the shock j was covered in shit and piss he then put my legs on his shoulder and started punching me until I was blood and unconscious when I woke up I saw my legs on his shoulder and his cock going inside my butt and cum dripping everywhere he jerked me off after and gave me a very hard punch in the balls. AND then he stood up and then vigoursly washed his hands. I was still on the floor in shock if what happened he then walked over me and left. This is a story for the younger kids never under any circumstances meet your idol you never know what they may be possible of doing.

[@stacyaaa9471]

That wasn't the game,it was dark giving us messages through the game *wink* *wink* *wink* XDDDDD

[@ImmaWhoopyourAss]

@@stacyaaa9471 no it wasn't, mark commented on it.

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@adaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@26mic80 they suck git gud noob

[@drewhalcro6082]

I'd welcome a flying punch from Markiplier. I'm not a masochist or anything, I just want to see if I can take it...

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@themachine2408]

You made the funny reference

[@Muis33]

Jesus Christ dude, you got not one but two bot replies... Well technically three, since I have no emotion and my soul died 23 years ago, basically making me a robot in human skin... Or a zombie, or ghost... Fuck at this point I might as well be an Eldritch horror!

[@DrunkJarJar]

@@Muis33 4 now

[@bluester5184]

@@Muis33 edgelord

[@trogdor8764]

"Don't wash your hands, or anything." She literally just put a whole corpse into the grinder guts and all, I don't think food safety or hygeine are too high on her list of concerns.

[@eminakostic3406]

Its FULL of bone shards now too

[@riverstein7251]

@@eminakostic3406 and hair

[@donovanjoseph737]

Fecal matter too. Mm mm mm!

[@behindtheglamour]

🤢🤢🤢

[@WTFisjuice1]

Mark has really matured he finally learned when to stop playing a game, either that or his desk chair expenses started catching up

[@colekiesler6218]

Guy: Floats around with no gravity in extremely slow motion. Markiplier: “This game is an absolute masterpiece.”

[@wartide3long68]

@ahhh they’re alright left a like for effort

[@lordtoomas]

@ahhh at least you didn't say they were more entertaining

[@irfanmuzaki6698]

@ahhh not a bot huh

[@O.Reagano]

shut up this comment is so terrible

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@drexlyn8206]

Fun fact: in Ravenous Devils there is a scribbled note in grandma's recipe book that says "The secret ingredient is crime."

[@jinxyjeans]

fun Fact: Ravenous Devils is based of " The demon Barbar of fleet street" ^^

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

Ah, just like Nestlé.

[@imarock.7662]

@@jinxyjeans Ah, Sweeny Todd.

[@drexlyn8206]

@@jinxyjeans Good catch. I didn't catch that when I was watching, but saw comments from people that did.

[@thein8ererator518]

@@jinxyjeans such a great show

[@Tyler-os3lg]

I love how he keeps mocking us with how everything that is red and blue must be darkiplier

[@PhoenixFire-pt3wc]

Just mirroring the fandom at this point

[@mralucardgoat2910]

Thanks for explain

[@APersonTM]

Mark: it’s not stolen it’s… purloined, Lixian show the definition of purloined Lixian: purloined, a synonym for *stolen*

[@wafer5903]

I’m so thankful that Markiplier is in this world

[@LadGab]

sheesh imma type i agree but now I'll say KZbin hasn't fixed the bots problem yet

[@nyx476]

@@LadGab same

[@inspacewithanidiot7693]

Same

[@sethblome1118]

Same

[@9_1.1]

I love how the first two bots are conflicting

[@micahbrunet5523]

I love Mark’s himbo solution to the keyboard overlay issue: “I WILL SHOUT”

[@alex.g7317]

You think mark looks good? Pfft! Sure, buddy! I can’t imagine how shocked you’ll be once you see ME!

[@ascdrgn3481]

@@alex.g7317 what

[@lungse.2565]

@@alex.g7317 who are you

[@alex.g7317]

@@lungse.2565 No… who *aren’*t I?

[@lungse.2565]

@@alex.g7317 my dad

[@stevelamborghini]

I love how he decided to "subtly" mention Darkiplier without concluding what he was saying

[@jerryanderson6217]

Red and blue right??

[@lilmisssydnis1]

I like how the moral of the tightrope simulator was "If there's a problem, just sit down." I relate to that.

[@lilyglover1900]

Mark: *describes third game* Me: sounds like Sweeney Todd Mark: *begins playing game with couple working together to kill people, with the husband on the second floor literally tossing bodies down a chute to the wife in the basement to make pies out of* Me: Oh so this *is* Sweeney Todd

[@BeanCocoa101]

Literally same, especially when it mentioned the building used to be owned by a barber 😂

[@therumtumtiger]

Loooove the reference to it tho!! Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical!

[@YoriShindou]

This needs to be top comment lol

[@stitchedsmiles9621]

literally got the same vibe too

[@travislyonsgary]

Well, excepth this time the murderous pair mutually love and trust each other

[@darcyk3051]

The bird carrying Mark away was so hilariously unexpected.

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@arconisthewolf4430]

@@26mic80 no kid

[@mimicmey]

Not as much as the bit when he gets the other guy on his shoulders, talk about a plot twist.

[@NightShade1218]

It basically jumpscared me.

[@Profileunused]

The return of the "Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionate Long Gap"

[@oxymoronman]

"Who killed markiplier?" sounds like a great project opportunity involving alot of his youtube acquaintances. Also, mark plays both his dead self and the detective trying to solve the case, interviewing all the youtube suspects.

[@DepressyDuck]

He did. That's the joke.

[@kritzontreatz]

@@DepressyDuck whoosh

[@TalieArts]

You should totally watch WKM! It's really cool

[@leighsartworks]

Oh and he could fill it with lots of lore that'll be the basis for future videos and projects!

[@ThatTransGuy247]

“It’s not *stolen* , it’s purloined. Lixian, show the definition of purloined.” The definition: to steal. 23:47

[@TBananabread]

Mark: “It’s not stolen it’s purloined!” Lixian: *purloin is just steal but Ivy League*

[@AylaMarine]

I mean, technically it was looted.

[@TBananabread]

@@AylaMarine true

[@zenzine0495]

it is also a pokemon

[@toothandclaw4347]

Lmao

[@_Yabii_]

Mark : "slowly bumps into a wall" His character : "proceeds to break all 206 bones"

[@RipVanWinkle664]

*breaks jk i dont give a shit if you spelled it wrong

[@mycattookashitinthelaundry]

His bones at a whopping 770 miles per hour, needs to brake

[@Foxboi681]

@@RipVanWinkle664 *break lmao

[@_Yabii_]

@@RipVanWinkle664 my english be brake asfk 🤣

[@RipVanWinkle664]

@@Foxboi681 damn ya got me

[@k3nshi704]

This honestly reminds me of the old days of KZbin where every KZbinr was playing obscure simulator games.

[@demoniclogics]

petition for Mark to do a full playthrough of Ravenous Devils on the channel please its not very long but I'd love to see Mark stressing on it XD

[@JamesJamieJam]

“Its called Ravenous Devils” aka “wrong” aka “Sweeney Todd with a fashionable twist” aka “human recycling at its finest”

[@helenerickson220]

I was looking for a Sweeney Todd comment ahaha

[@Ashelybee]

Like the game looks like the Sims so maybe is good? but i guess it's pretty repetitive

[@Mimikyumikyu]

Oh thank god im not the only person who noticed

[@Zoro-ih5zb]

They bought the building from Sweeney

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@bpr664]

I thoroughly enjoyed playing ravenous devils and it makes me sad it was so short. Its heavily inspired by sweeney Todd and references this

[@TotallynotAddie13]

Funny moments 0:14 LIXEN 0:30 “there gone” just *poof* 0:59 oh god mark 3:12 *BOOM* 4:12 not the foggiest clue 4:26 is that plug in 5:37 DEAL 6:22 AHHH 7:22 her neck broke 9:54 HENRY CHECA NOT NOW 10:44 veary bad 11:10 oh you know just mowing my lawn 11:29 “WHO KILLED ME” 12:25 ok mark calm down 12:39 MOVE BIRD 12:59 HE WAS SNATCHED 13:56 omg MARK 14:48 MURDER 14:58 WHO ARE YOU 15:15 is there a sniper mark 15:31 please oop 15:59 HAHAHAHAHAHHA *demonic* 16:09 crime? 16:37 hey! H-hey! 17:10 BABIPDEDO 17:20 ARHGG 18:15 WHERES THE TRANSITION MARK 18:31 MURDER PEOPLE GOODIES 20:28 RED BLUE RED BLUE 22:37 it’s finger licking good 23:39 he wasn’t using it 26:18 THINKING OF YOU MY LOVE

[@mr.easyorigamiart]

*Lixian slapping "Who killed Markiplier?" Across the screen made me laugh way harder than it should have.*

[@_JustJoe]

It feels like something a middle school teacher would do 💀

[@freafrea8822]

Same

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I’m simply surprised that they make enough simulator games that Mark is able to make an entire series off of it. This is the beginning of something great.

[@Meddio2]

you have no life

[@Meddio2]

you always comment the same shit

[@Meddio2]

you dont go outside

[@Meddio2]

you dont have a girlfriend and never will

[@ericas.1654]

o u changed your pfp 😮

[@rachelburton8587]

I love that Chica and Henry are like “we want to be in Marks video too” 🤣

[@dr.coomerclone146]

21:57 that “don’t jump into wormhole” was ironically the first ending I got in part one… of the two endings…

[@DangerNoodleReads]

The last game while mark is describing it: sounds like Sweeney Todd The building: *IS LITERALLY THE BUILDING FROM SWEENEY TODD*

[@Brekkerx]

BRO THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

[@user-cp3hj3nb8u]

So happy I wasn’t the only who thought that!

[@haleygilmore4929]

Yes!!! I was like, yo! A barber!!? Dis is totally inspired by sweet Todd and I love it!

[@hayhayyeah3562]

As soon as he described the game Sweeney Todd popped into my head

[@SFulton]

THANK YOU. 100% What I thought IMMEDIATELY.

[@MarkermusPrime]

Seeing 3 Simulator Games feels like we've entered a new era of the 3 games genre. I can't wait until 3 Simulator Games #86

[@It-b-Blair]

I’m so here for it! 😸

[@Unmustache1]

3 simulator games #69

[@marek4429]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

[@renee_ray9483]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok thanks for the advice good bye now

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@amghost7947]

I really hope this becomes a series like the scary/horror games.

[@decromcquin273]

I’m amazed that Sweeney Todd simulator is only 5$, seems to have a really impressive amount of polish put in

[@TheMentorOfMomos]

It's an amazing game!!! If you like management games you have to buy it!!

[@adeepseafish1238]

@Insomnia_Gaming that’s so cool! Hope your play went well

[@ChiefAero]

The game looks quite nice, but unfortunately it just reminds me of those mobile game ads so bad.

[@infinityquartz4744]

Yeah very much reminded me of that movie

[@ook4698]

@@ChiefAero its 100% not like that i love the game sm

[@Kennykenli]

As mark was explaining the last game I was like "So it’s Sweeney Todd inspired." I didn’t expect for it to start by saying it was owned by a "well known barber" 😭😭💜

[@demmiramos777]

Same!!! They just kept adding up! The location, the barber, the girl with pies, the basement

[@GeneralShermdogProductions]

I'm so glad someone else noticed

[@colebrewer351]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who made that connection, even the store is very similar to the one in the movie.😂

[@Konjo316]

Yep it was pretty obvious to me, with how many times I've seen the Johnny Depp movie

[@luckytiggertalia]

Thank God I'm not the only one who went insane about the barber part

[@______373]

5:00 "I"m not as dumb as you think I is" lmao made a mistake and also said that he's smarter xDDDD

[@dsyxhrps]

I literally love Lixian's editing humour 😂

[@soap9223]

*The biggest seagull in simulator history dive bombs Mark’s head* Mark: WELL MAYBE ANIMALS NEED TO BE CONSIDERATE OF ME

[@ThePenisMan]

I am so sorry that your comment only got three replies and all of them are from shitard bots (Make that 4 bots now)

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@TheBerylfly]

I love how you phrased it as "biggest seagull in simulator history" as if it's a trackable statistic

[@elizacarrie7433]

That third simulator missed a terrific “our clientele has great taste” joke

[@michaelmonstar4276]

Their writing isn't the best. XD - I offered them to help, but it was ignored.

[@nills2099]

@@michaelmonstar4276 no one cares

[@can0cringe]

@@michaelmonstar4276 I wonder why 💀 /j /j this was for shits and giggles

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

The whole game is an amazing reference to Sweeney Todd

[@zandrarose4997]

it looked like sweeny todd

[@bornofstardust5910]

7:43 "I'm understanding now" Immediately hits the floor

[@shield_maiden_]

I can hear the heartbreak of the devs on the last game, who were cut out by some daft levitation simulator - but thats KZbin gaming!

[@eternalmaggot7246]

Mark: Don't know why I'm worrying about hygiene in this establishment Mark, just because someone's a cannibal doesn't make them a savage.

[@MaybeRue]

sounds like something a cannibal would say

[@zaph2580]

Classy vs barbarian

[@S0NAL_]

reminds me of hannibal, he's a cannibal with standards

[@GAMER-kx1tt]

Alastor and Hannibal are basically the same

[@9farts]

why are you defending cannibals

[@sundayok2307]

I frigging love the fact that his editor has become a recurring character that makes videos even funnier

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

"Well cooked is better" Mark: "Nope, that's it."

[@starekmichal416]

Ever since In Space with Markiplier, Mark keeps making references to his lore characters. I just love the constant theme of "BLUE! RED! BLUE AND RED! BLUE AND RED!!!"

[@srpoly7430]

GRANDMA?

[@anakinlowground5515]

Oh, for some reason, I thought the blue and red was a reference to Red vs. Blue.

[@ghastlycandle]

@@anakinlowground5515 me too I thought he was making matrix jokes lmao - Mark's probably disappointed in me

[@GraveheadGhoulie]

It's really nice to see references in every video. Before it felt like the egos and ipliers were just so seperate and detached from the channel for years at a time. Now it feels like everything has a place and is in that place.

[@Mr.Fulton]

I thought it was Unnus and Annus...

[@josephschultz3301]

Mark: "Lixian, make me look good." Lixian: _"NO WORRIES, BOSS, I GOT'CHU!"_ I've been watching Mark for years now and I still love his older content, but I really do wish that Lixian was _always_ a part of this channel

[@kenan2386]

Lixian and markiplier are funny

[@NoahDaArk]

Markiplier is a KZbin who is constantly evolving and getting better and better at what he does! He could be the head of a multi billion dollar multi-media company that has its own KZbin like website and theme park and movies and stuff... and he'd still be the Markiplier we know and love

[@hopepapernacky]

Wow, the third one is actually a really well-made game! The intro was incredible!

[@willow4049]

the sheer amount of references to Mark's past projects in this is truly impressive

[@azrf1004]

*Mark goes on about cooking humans for other humans to eat* Me: So Sweeney Todd? *Update :* Literally Sweeney Todd. Also I love the oddly happy and cheery music that plays throughout the game.

[@vibetato]

the building and the rooms look kinda reminiscent of that too

[@nevaehnolin1880]

I love that movie sm

[@annemulle3911]

They did reference it when the man spoke about the previous owner. He said the previous owner was a barber.

[@cici3147]

The game mentions they got a good deal from a precious barber, so I think it's supposed to be the same location as Fleet Street

[@kiokuch.1602]

I literally knew the reference even without mark explaining shit and the background of old london and a building with 2 storey store at the bottom and something else at top i love it

[@notyou6501]

Imagine being an hairstylist and your client just starts levitating out of nowhere. That would be a nice story to tell one day

[@David-ve5iq]

And your client is like an Auton from Doctor Who.

[@kaywolf73]

And he sits criss-cross-apple-sauce in the chair

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@vincentsgames9876]

People who haven’t watched the new stranger things season: 😂 The people who have:😰

[@loki4807]

I know DISTRACTABLE but I still want Mark to open my door run at me like a Spartan solider and punch my face into oblivion like Captain Falcon. HURT ME PLENTY MY KING!

[@aminormal5478]

*Mark questioning why he’s going in a diagonal line in the Levitation Simulator* Me - “why is the girls head like that?!” 😂

[@FredbearOfficial]

"I'm fucking sorry? What did you say the controls are?" Did he really think a levitation game would be easy?

[@charlesfuzak]

I mean, did it say you have to press E+X+I+T to exit the game? I've seen some weird control schemes but that's straight up insane.

[@theothenbrabbit998]

Damn FredBear being kinda savage there

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@milkenthusiast.3486]

@@26mic80 no

[@WillLuigiVG]

@@milkenthusiast.3486 report, don't interact

[@smactork]

pretty severe whiplash to go from two qwop-like movement sims to a full story-based game with an intro and voice acting and, uh, graphics

[@jambud6563]

Might you say, jump scare?

[@alexs-xz2qk]

Mark: "you have to feel ultimate calm" Also Mark: "WHYYY!!"

[@jubbano7791]

1:07 LMAAAOOOOO

[@LordMinion777]

Sweet Youtooz bro

[@sirkitcorvid]

fr (for real)

[@Samantha-ht2xg]

Hi wade

[@QuestionMarking]

Dude you gotta give mark some kind of warning about these bots in his comments. There's hundreds of them and they are toxic.

[@epicplayz6132]

Ravenous Devils: _Steaks - Well cooked is better._ Mark: “…..I’m going back to Levitation Simulator.” ❤️❤️❤️

[@camchameleon4151]

i prefer my steaks frozen

[@joesjoeys]

Yes, very good! You're able to parrot in the comments what happened in the games. So amaze. Such wow.

[@juliuszapata979]

@@joesjoeys just ignore them its unavoidable

[@captenclown]

that game made me super uncomfortable. even tho i know sweeney todd and kinda fits now after the trial end of johnny depp but hell already felt uncomfortable back at the movie xd

[@trevorvegetable8974]

Wade moment

[@isabelringing4627]

its 3am and ive just been giggling at the tightrope simulator for the last 10 minutes. every time the bird flies off with him or he gets tackled it got a genuine chuckle out of me.

[@BloodWolf2005]

Lixian putting a Lixian mask on Mark makes me wonder. Does Lixian have free reign in his editing? Does Mark know what Lixian is gonna do beforehand? Does Mark ever watch his final video and just laugh his head off at some of the funny edits?

[@crowcostanzo7790]

That last game is literally just This War of Mine meets Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street and I absolutely love it. I need that game.

[@nyx476]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@anasexualmeatbag2979]

It’s ravenous devils

[@jasontaemon8598]

Gotta love the fact that their home was preciously owned by a BARBER!! I love this!

[@crowcostanzo7790]

@@anasexualmeatbag2979 I know what the name of the game is lol, I was making a comparison to how the game is played similarly to and looks similar to This War Of Mine, and also a comparison to the musical Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street in which a barber works upstairs from a baker who makes meat pies and he kills his clients and sends them down a chute into the basement where the baker grinds them up and cooks them into the meat pies that she then sells.

[@anasexualmeatbag2979]

@@crowcostanzo7790 sorry, I thought you were asking because you didn’t know what the game was. Sorry

[@WookieeElf]

I love how Mark was so chill with the cannibalism simulator until the steak comment 😂

[@amirhb7531]

What was the joke I didn't get it

[@sevenover42]

@@amirhb7531 a lot of people (& probably mark too) prefer meat cooked in medium rare and hate well done meat

[@Playhard97]

@@amirhb7531 it also implies there are connoisseurs of human t bone.

[@oreo-postraphe]

Its a sweenie todd simulator-

[@WookieeElf]

@@oreo-postraphe if it really was, he’d be a barber, not a tailor

[@durusiladeadblood311]

I’d LOVE to see a full play through of Ravenous Devils. I always enjoy your videos, thanks for sharing your personality with us!

[@tales_zero_miles]

All i have to say is 4:00 *B R I T I S H M A R K*

[@Lord-xm7zn]

Markiplier: Well, you know, I'm probably too lazy to do one simulator at a time 😅 Also Markiplier: *creates the whole high quality interactive movie In Space with Markiplier*

[@nemosomen]

He also did a whole series for power washing simulator 😂

[@ruthselby6192]

I guess he just picks and chooses

[@erisusilva288]

He also he made A heist movie thing

[@pineappleparty1624]

And I'm not watching it out of principle. All the annoying stopping to talk about it his videos.

[@Gandaleon]

I love how this vid could've just as well been called "three horror games". P.S.: The Sweeney Todd cannibalism Simulator has no right looking as good as it does.

[@heatherlouisesharpe1]

Glad I wasn't the only one who made the Sweeney Todd connection

[@CoiledDracca]

I thought the same, then I saw your PS comment. It does look nice. :)

[@jabi4eva]

so glad someone else noticed the connection especially the mention to "a barber who came before" and the fact that it''s likely meant to be set in england cause its british stirling pounds!

[@owenrice6406]

Bro I heard flesh and barber and I went….. wait a minute…..

[@darktwistedwitch]

@@heatherlouisesharpe1 You are not alone!!

[@Lucid_Kitty]

"I'll be levitating slowly into your room at exactly 12:41 tonight" alright Mark, see ya there ;)

[@CatchThesePaws]

I love that ravenous devils is the Sweeney Todd marketing scheme turned into a game! It’s great, there should be more games based on musicals lol

[@bean_boy4511]

Honestly wouldn't mind to see more of game 3, it's very intriguing.

[@lexbourassa1851]

watch the movie called :sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street

[@iishilpisinhaii]

Right!!!

[@Frenchaboo]

CallMeKevin played it recently too but also for just 10 or so minutes. I miss when youtubers did full playthroughs in multiple short vids, now it's always either 10 minutes or an hour.

[@freedantheeternal]

I own it. It's only about 3-4 hours long anyway, and pretty much the same throughout.

[@absolutely_fabulous891]

I was thoroughly enjoying Mark's accented narration 🤣

[@D4rant]

I love how this video is full of references from the lore. Also I can’t stop laughing from this moment 18:43

[@plaguedcoffee4584]

This is one of those times im clueless lol

[@koothic_j]

ikr!! i had a feeling when i saw that his led lights were red

[@peppyluscious]

THE LOOOREE!!!! 😂

[@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka]

A barber live in this house and the food is a pie. That sound familiar.

[@preface6612]

For a second I was not sure what he meant but then I realized it'd Darkiplier right? He's kinda been hinting at him but I'm wondering if it'll actually be smthg or he's just bringing him up for laughs.

[@im.not.isabella2119]

It’s 12:58. Mark has been in my room for 17 minutes. He’s just been levitating in the corner. Staring. For 17 minutes. I don’t think he’s blinked yet. His eyes follow me if I move around. The closer I get to him, the wider his smile gets. It’s stuck in a humanly impossible crescent with his teeth clenched so hard I think they might break. At around the 15 minute mark, an animal like moan begins to emanate from him as if he were trying to breathe through his nose and mouth simultaneously. He has yet to stop and take a breath. 1:09 he’s started to open his mouth slowly for the past 10 minutes. I almost didn’t notice it because of how steadily his teeth crept apart. There’s probably a half inch gap between his top and bottom teeth now. The more his mouth opens the louder the sinister moan projects towards me. 3:47 His mouth is gaping. We haven’t broken eye contact for almost 3 hours. The once soft moan has erupted into an intolerable deafening howl. I’m too scared to move but my ears will start to bleed if this noise doesn’t stop. I grab the nearest object to me, a mug from my high school graduation, and hurl it at him, holding my breath and praying he doesn’t retaliate. It nails him right between the eyes and falls to the floor, shattering on impact. Suddenly the noise stopped. His demonic smile glitches into a blank stare. His eyes finally break away from mine and quickly look down to the scattered pieces of broken ceramic that now cover my floor. They shoot back up and meet my eyes once again but somehow open wider than before. His mouth starts to form a frown. Not of rage, but of sadness and betrayal. My breath begins to shake. Instead of typing out this stupid comment I should have called for help but it’s too late now. Something crashes behind me causing me to jerk my head towards the sound. My aloe plant has tipped off my desk. How did this happen I think to myself, I stop myself. My stomach drops. Remembering that I took my eyes off of mark. It’s going to be just like any cheesy horror movie where I turn back around and he’s directly in front of me or he’s disappeared completely and ends up attacking me from behind. A few seconds pass and I build up enough courage to bring my gaze back to the corner. He’s still there, exactly the same. Hours pass and I feel myself falling asleep. I stop myself. Surely he’s waiting for me to fall asleep so he can kill me without any trouble. Eventually I fall asleep. I couldn’t help myself. All I could think is how I would never wake back up. It’s 10 am. My alarm sounds. I remember the night before as I prepare myself for the day of classes to come, almost positive it was a dream. But that gut feeling hits me. I slowly turn around to face the corner, keeping my eyes shut tight. On the count of three, I open my eyes. There he was. Still in the corner. Staring. The frown was gone. A small smile rests on his face. He’s still eerie and unnerving looking but less than last night. I get dressed and ready to leave for school. Cautiously I scoot past him through the door and down the hall. I thought he might follow me but I went on with my day as usual. After school, I walked back up to my room with a slight hurry, almost excited to see if he’s still there and sure enough, he was. I think I’m starting to get used to having him around. When my family leaves the house, I find myself talking to him, asking for advice and venting about my professors but he never replys. He simply sits and stares. Wonderful listener. Not good for a conversation though. Days go by, weeks, months, and he remains in the corner. I have started putting little hats on him for special occasions. I think he enjoys it. His eyes soften a bit and his stare is slightly less intense but still open wide enough to put someone on edge. I believe we are friends now. My birthday comes around and he left a gift box on my bed. Beautifully wrapped. Pristine attention to detail. Every crease in the paper was microscopically perfect. Typically I’d tear open a gift like a rabid dog but the wrapping was far to pretty to tear. Instead I grabbed a box cutter from my drawer and slice the tape along the seams. I peel back the paper and reveal a plain box. I gently lift the lid and peer inside. A remote? Almost instinctively I take the remote and point it towards mark. I press the play button. Nothing. I look back in the box to see if there were instructions of some sort. Batteries. Batteries lay at the bottom corner of the box. Obviously… how could I forget such a crucial step. I insert the batteries and replace the cover. I point the remote at mark and once again press play. A bright light begins to form around him, bright enough to impair my vision but I could still kind of see mark in the glow. He’s… shapeshifting? Into…. No…. It can’t be?! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU Sorry… :/

[@yourworstnightmare8386]

JEEZ YOU WRITE A LOT

[@g1a908]

i don't know what it is, and i don't know if the music is part of the game. but the way lixian edits mark with the music scratches the brain in the right way. like those two collaborating every video is probably something that makes me so happy abt this channel. lixian enhances the humor in mark and adds a sprinkle of his own in the MOST SATISFYING way. i love everything abt this channel, and i will forever hold it over myself for not indulging in it earlier

[@mr.jglokta191]

The fact that the last game had almost the exact same voice that Mark did is amazing 🤣 Also it's nice to see that the residents on Fleet Street aren't going hungry

[@AylaMarine]

But they apparently haven't learned shit. Still falling for the same sort of traps...

[@Summer-vp3dt]

Lixian always finds a way to make these videos better. "Lixian make me look good." *Puts a mask of his face on Mark.

[@fvxbii]

@YeaMan no

[@carlivasquez6840]

Fr Lixian’s sense of humor is amazing

[@ashleyr6809]

@@fvxbii ignore them

[@chillas99]

Lixian is the freaking GOAT

[@WillLuigiVG]

@@fvxbii Report, ignore, but never @ their reply or even down-vote them, just report, ignore, then comment.

[@x_otakuramen_x]

Mark: *describes and starts playing third game* Me: *starts chanting Todd Sweeny over and over again* (The third game reminds me so much of Sweeny Todd.)

[@rindaman]

Because the game acts as if it's a sequel to Sweeney Todd

[@nyasiaaa2954]

i really love how calm markiplier is, like other gamers usually scream and yell. markiplier is just like fun but also relaxing at the same time. you don’t have to worry about your eardrums being blown out 😭

[@kaisaniatan263]

Ravenous Devils: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit. Sweeney Todd fans: With fellow tastes…in games at least.

[@scoobysnax]

*Fallen London fans have entered the chat*

[@thatonewitch]

Ngl, makes me think of Bloodbath Bakery

[@chelseafreeman4080]

@@scoobysnax hell yeah

[@kaisaniatan263]

Interesting. I’d never seen either of those. They look pretty cool tho

[@plus_ultra2.0]

I love that this video is full of references of "Who Killed Markiplier", "In Space With Markiplier" and Darkiplier sometimes lol, thank you Mark. 💕

[@Froggyman780]

Is that what the red blue was

[@estefaniasorando4409]

@@Froggyman780 yep

[@juicymoose8968]

There was also a reference to "a heist with markiplier", when he said "oh I'm on a boat" the edit was one of the paths

[@Froggyman780]

@@juicymoose8968 yeah I saw that

[@plus_ultra2.0]

@@juicymoose8968 oh, right!! I didn't notice it lol, thank you!

[@castingcallvoicereferences3392]

I actuily liked Ravenous Devils more then i thought! I hope we get to see more of this game.

[@jmerkle213]

"it's not stealing, it's... [stealing]" the fact that purloin means steal lmfao

[@amoristjoon]

"Make me look good" Lixian procedes to put his face on Mark's face

[@joshuaarvia6434]

100% came here just to comment that. Love Lixian's editing!

[@Jay54632]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo okay

[@Styxintheriver]

Yeah that sure is what happened, with no added commentary or anything of substance other than just stating exactly what happened

[@Roriloty]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up please

[@ult_mpx]

HAHAHAHAA! YES!

[@halosreaper1]

Really wanna see more of "Ravenous Devils" honestly that was an interesting take on a management game

[@DeKleenn]

Gameplay reminds me of an older game called this war of mine, set in eastern europe in the middle of a modern warzone, not much of story but has some elements, definitely a recommend.

[@maxgoldhirsch2043]

its also obviously influenced by Sweeney Todd which is really cool

[@TheMattmatt1234]

@@maxgoldhirsch2043 influenced? It's literally Sweeney Todd

[@maxgoldhirsch2043]

@@TheMattmatt1234 okay fair

[@amethystcovette]

I was disappointed when he clicked off of it so fast

[@kinseyvarrato5735]

I screamed when he got to Ravenous Devils because I literally downloaded it on my Switch the night before and kept thinking to myself how entertaining it would be to watch Mark experience it.

[@makerofeditsmov]

NO WAY THE LIGHTNING WHEN HE SAID MURDER OMG THATS AMAZING AHHH IM GOING ON A MARKIPLIER SPREE AND GOD I LOVE THAT

[@etozy7065]

The Last game reminds me of an incident that happened in my country, Nigeria. The police actually found a cannibal restaurant, the worst part is that the customers said their meat was extremely delicious than usual meat.

[@purplepartytigerd1598]

Daaaaaamn that's really messed up

[@josephbogart6604]

Probably happens more than we realize

[@LeSarthois]

@@josephbogart6604 It is a least in several folklores stories of Medieval Europe. At least in France, there is the "Marmouset Street cannibals" where a barber would assassinate his last customer of the day, and the butcher next to him would use the free meat. That was around 1400.

[@TheMeloettaful]

@LeSarthois huh, I wonder if that's where the inspiration for Sweeney Todd came from 🤔🙂.

[@eminakostic3406]

I looked into the nigeria story, it looks like the hotel owner got set up by a bunch of people who hated him. Tje snopes article is really good.

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark : "This is not just any Cooking Simulator I've played before. This is a Cooking [18:09] Simulator where you use H U M A N S" Me : _"Wait, will he actually play the game ???"_ _(Excitedly cheers in Cooking Companions)_

[@creepyfurrguy4956]

I see I wasn't the only one

[@Deathsong19]

I actually thought he was talking about this game for a second ngl

[@rhiannonpinnick4481]

We all need to spam him to play Cooking Compainions. I feel he would like it!

[@JDuvall757]

Honestly love ur about page😂

[@Teddy-cn5xq]

Dude I love the lore that every simulator game Mark plays is secretly a horror game. I need more power wash simulator lore

[@elissadenman4546]

I would honestly love to see Mark play more Powerwash simulator too. It has Co-op now lol! I love watching Mark play simulator games lol.

[@Skyfire85]

Mark and Sean Powerwash Co-Op when?

[@cooldude7255]

I honestly think the Ravenous Devils could be a great series, not for Mark's throat, but overall great content

[@26mic80]

I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

[@CHlCKIN]

@@26mic80 wtf a kind bot. they're learning

[@dundun26]

@@26mic80 this is a bot

[@idontcarewhatitis]

I've gotten all the achievements on it. Surprisingly fun.... the Steak animation is a little.... much to say the least though...🤢

[@thenerdmaster9381]

5:35 "You know what? Screw this" This sentence is what falls before all of Mark's best decisions

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea that’s checks out

[@luchirimoya]

I love how even the simulator games he chooses have a horror feel to them :')

[@vanillune]

14:42 Ive been waiting for this reference for years! So many missed opportunities, and yet, here it is, in a simulator video.

[@z-beeblebrox]

28:56 Mark might be morally opposed to cannibalism, but by god if you're gonna do it, at least cook the steaks properly!

[@demonkitty6998]

Mark: *thinks he can be spooky and levitate into my room at night* Me: Alright buddy, you can try if you want I guess. *knows that my window doesn't open so I will watch him smack hilariously into it like a bug*

[@mimicmey]

My window is extremely close to the neighbor's wall outside, so I'd love to see him struggle to scooch in there

[@Niimu-it5ll]

Unfunny af + cringe

[@averythecat1998]

Same 🤣

[@jameswent48]

Troll

[@OPB627]

My windows are sealed shut. Plus I don’t have a bedroom, I sleep in the living room. Jokes on him. He’ll be very confused.

[@baeriyuki]

love learning new words with mark

[@Minishot_Writing]

I just beat the main story of Ravenous Devils and omg it is so so so good. I'd love to see a full playthrough from you Mark!! One of the best morbid games I've ever played. The story is even very good.

[@samfinkjensen]

Didn’t realize how much I missed seeing Lixian’s little character interact with videos!

[@SquirrelTheorist]

Same here!

[@kiaracoston2604]

When the last one is subtly based on Sweeny Todd, and drops the hint in the beginning dialog "The home once belonged to a barber" and "The basement already has a nice working kitchen."

[@evilhealer]

"subtly"

[@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka]

Just seeing the theme and the house of the third game (and also the cannibalism) i immediately think of sweeney todd. It also confirm my thoughts since the guy said “a barber once lived in this house”.