Markiplier manages to both fly through the air with a fire truck but also gets stuck on a blade of grass constantly. 11/10 game.
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@tekashimaahshiha6473 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza let them believe wut they wanna believe you cant change their life
@thelrazzedazze39003 жыл бұрын
The two ends of the spectrum
@thelrazzedazze39003 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza wait I feel like I missed something-
@ripcorinna3 жыл бұрын
The ‘Øl R Å Z Z Ł Ę - D Å Z Z Ł Ę you didn’t, they just do this a lot. they’ll get taken down for spamming soon enough
@mysticanimation223 жыл бұрын
Out of the way! I need to get to the fire! Gets to the fire - "Ok what do I do?"
@cowardice97373 жыл бұрын
Your poor replies section lmao.
@aaiman62883 жыл бұрын
F
@ariaolesen18453 жыл бұрын
hahahhahah
@legendinvoker3 жыл бұрын
oof man
@charlossen3 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE LMAO
@fatpep91823 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "Ima try another hospital-related simulator" Patient *Sweats profusely
@scarychy87293 жыл бұрын
he should be fine he’s been to the hospital so much that he’s learned from observing
@antisanity_3 жыл бұрын
"SHUT UP NURSE!"
@lavanderfrfr20633 жыл бұрын
Patient: *chuckles* I’m in danger 😃
@alexsolak40053 жыл бұрын
I mean check out VR Edde
@alexsolak40053 жыл бұрын
Girl kids cop
@andreyramirez-quinonez3633 жыл бұрын
The fact that mark thinks he caught the shoplifter only for him to be shot by the actual shoplifter is almost poetic
@ultimateships7 ай бұрын
E
@mesasimonson66125 ай бұрын
And he was so confident 😭 which is completely understandable
@crayzfrogz43643 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: SHORTCUT Ditch: You could not live with your failure. Where did that bring you, right back to me
@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr3 жыл бұрын
Ty
@salad50673 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@frank-nx6vj3 жыл бұрын
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Swedish Tyson?
@zoenelson33403 жыл бұрын
Why is there always a disgusting bot, can people report them please?
@frank-nx6vj3 жыл бұрын
@@zoenelson3340 They respawn
@Spiracle3 жыл бұрын
I really can't tell if this game is about delivering injured people to the hospital, or about finding random dead people and delivering them to what is soon to be your new haunted mansion tourist attraction.
@HumbleDial3 жыл бұрын
That... Would be a hilarious premise to a game. XD
@damienwlf5723 жыл бұрын
@@HumbleDial or a dope ass movie
@fevre_dream85423 жыл бұрын
Both. Both is good.
@nobodywhyareyouasking913 жыл бұрын
This actually made me laugh
@kaiserherz86243 жыл бұрын
@ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ 50 / 50 ehh? I like those odds
@LancerFanClub3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Markiplier grossly overestimates the dexterity of a fire truck
@devilish74793 жыл бұрын
Police Officer: Do you know what the shoplifter looked like? Guy: Yeah, he looked exactly like me
@thechoirtar60773 жыл бұрын
XD I laughed so hard that I wheezed-
@dragonskywalker55073 жыл бұрын
Also Guy: *fucking dies
@dannyfoxboi3 жыл бұрын
It'd suck to be the identical twin to a criminal-
@personasix13503 жыл бұрын
And then he gets shot 👮♂️
@weirdosu55903 жыл бұрын
Imagine having an injury, ambulance arrives, they take you in and the next thing you hear is "I know a shortcut!"
@KazeKakyoku3 жыл бұрын
*Cleaveland falling bathtub reaction*
@liamconnolly38973 жыл бұрын
Next, and last thing.
@fevre_dream85423 жыл бұрын
I...have done that.
@IckyBlicky3 жыл бұрын
You start to hear angels singing
@mr.buchanan18773 жыл бұрын
I've heard that while working on a Pt. Lol
@gray98183 жыл бұрын
"Maybe I can play this in multiplayer" *Bob and Wade's Marki-Sense is tingling*
@jacobmoor66433 жыл бұрын
Would be hilarious. Really hope they do!
@kitsinthewebs2223 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@crystalrage3 жыл бұрын
I love Bob and wade
@pl34593 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't watch, I only watch Mark's solo plays /:
@crystalrage3 жыл бұрын
@@pl3459 D: but then you miss out on the best content. sad
@opmoody89353 жыл бұрын
So proud of Stan the water man for finally getting his medical degree
@advurb3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@rehodaenerys90923 жыл бұрын
Stan the Moist Man is out here saving lives while I'm flipping burgers for a living. I think I took a wrong path somewhere in life. Lol
@cynicalasian51873 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, or maybe not enough people remember the legend
@MarcJaxon3 жыл бұрын
Stan the Ambulance Man, and his boy Roy.
@opmoody89353 жыл бұрын
@@MarcJaxon he finally won the respect of his sweet baby boy Roy by saving him from a lethal fire
@bigbadwolf41903 жыл бұрын
Me: "Come on, dude! I'm running late for my date!" Uber: "Don't worry, buddy. I know a shortcut" The shortcut: 15:53
@rileyb18233 жыл бұрын
Imagine just driving by and seeing a fire truck with its ladder extended up into the air, stuck on a tree and the driver just saying, "No, my shortcut!"
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@thewaffle47973 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza what's your evidence for no gods? How do you know?
@MarioMarioBW3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@S2p1dboy3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza let everyone have their own beliefs.
@cpucake28023 жыл бұрын
-100 reputation points
@FireWolf53423 жыл бұрын
Game: “not breathing, no pulse, unconscious.” Mark: “oh gosh are you dying?!?!”
@fevre_dream85423 жыл бұрын
"No sir, I do believe I've died already."
@ChonkyPeachs3 жыл бұрын
Nah there fine XD
@freakshow71223 жыл бұрын
It's fine. He is fine.
@freakshow71223 жыл бұрын
@@fevre_dream8542 "Nope. Nah uh. You're good."
@carolinepark89723 жыл бұрын
House casually burning down Mark: laughing while “climbing” face down on a ladder
@AssassinIronMan3 жыл бұрын
I read *”Horse”* 😂
@loveandbrainwashed3 жыл бұрын
XD
@whitfieldhyde59573 жыл бұрын
@@AssassinIronMan me too. XD
@medusathedecepticon Жыл бұрын
With the police watching
@climax793 Жыл бұрын
It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂
@DReddKingArthur3 жыл бұрын
Mark goes to find the shoplifter. Witness: Shoplifter looked like this... *Shows picture of himself* Mark immediately can't stop laughing. Then suddenly out of nowhere... buddy gets f*cking blasted! Mark: HOLY SHIT!!! Freaking killing me over here😭😂😂😂
@Sezonoj Жыл бұрын
you saw the video too? crazy shit
@jameswent487 ай бұрын
Thanks Captain Obvious
@strangenights213 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: *takes forever to get to the hospital* Unconscious person: *already dead*
@Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr3 жыл бұрын
By
@kadenthoreson99153 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry for the bots in your reply section, don’t worry we send those straight to hell.
@broputer3 жыл бұрын
@Moon Boy get out
@zoenelson33403 жыл бұрын
Please report the bots guys...
@tyhbtbr26903 жыл бұрын
@Moon Boy anyone who doesn't have to spam comments in a big youtubers comments section because their music is trash and their ego is bigger than their own forehead
@amderrsom3 жыл бұрын
my favorite markiplier thing is when he panics and becomes an opera singer
@saphirestarr99523 жыл бұрын
XD agreed.
@sunsetskye4833 жыл бұрын
We’ve entered panic mode: opera level unlocked
@grimreaper26803 жыл бұрын
*Mark whenever he panics* : let's show people what real music is.
@BubblesJsyk3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp? Sorry-
@d4V3_2US2_M0Ggs3 жыл бұрын
When i panic i become a broken siren
@extrascript66223 жыл бұрын
the real emergency is gonna be Mark’s driving, calling it now
@EJmoray3 жыл бұрын
Your probably not wrong.
@anapple12203 жыл бұрын
@@EJmoray jot
@adnanasif95383 жыл бұрын
Bruh, its obvious as daylight.
@YamiYugi.3 жыл бұрын
Pffft
@Human_traain3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@DiamondWisps3 жыл бұрын
4:27 "You've got a nice head" "Oh no are you dying" The fucking reaction he has I cant- The music added makes it even better
@tutfnow3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a car with Mark driving and he says: "Dont worry guys I know a shortcut"
@tekashimaahshiha6473 жыл бұрын
the car: oh sh!t
@gracegorman68443 жыл бұрын
The likes are 69 😩
@EmilySmith-bz6mr3 жыл бұрын
Fuck no I'm jumping
@hunterroth82373 жыл бұрын
Ive pulled a heist with this mans. He did not know the short cuts
@luigicampo40083 жыл бұрын
I'd jump out of the car.
@tinamarie019853 жыл бұрын
“This person needs a pulse! Do you have a spare pulse?!” -Markiplier 2021
@kaifchoudhary25382 жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE E
@ivanprigge9024 Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE E E
@xhronazxs7412 Жыл бұрын
E
@EmoMinecraftBuilder Жыл бұрын
E
@Cherryboddu10 ай бұрын
"I have grown, as a person"
@aidenkinjo25523 жыл бұрын
*literally leaves while the house is still burning* “we’ll bill you!” lmaoo
@RosyKitteh3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 😂
@TheNebulaeCollective3 жыл бұрын
How bad is the American healthcare system?
@burritouzumaki.3 жыл бұрын
@@TheNebulaeCollective it's a game tho
@StnkyDinky3 жыл бұрын
POV: the person that has to bring you back to life is asking people around you for a spare pulse
@SpaceCat76426 ай бұрын
Yesh Lmao that was funny as hell.
@nevermoreraven4583 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is that a few hours after Mark posted this video, someone not only stole an ambulance from a Dallas fire department, but also led the police on a chase throughout the entire Dallas-Fort Worth area before finally being caught
@dumbleking51723 жыл бұрын
_Flashbacks to the video titled "REAL LIFE" that was uploaded years ago_
@Killbayne3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbleking5172 I remember that one!
@phantasticdrago2303 жыл бұрын
Lmao oh my gawd!
@lucashowes59963 жыл бұрын
I live there, shit is nuts
@killerwolfpack3 жыл бұрын
ViDeO gAmEs cAuSe ViOLancE. SEEEEEEEEEEEE?
@silvermoon81843 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry guys! I know a shortcut!” *drives off a cliff into the ocean*
@isabellefaith52853 жыл бұрын
I think we've all concluded: if any one of us were in an emergency situation and relying on Mark to rescue us, we would definitely end up dead.
@academyjason3 жыл бұрын
but seeing mark and making him. the last person you see? what an honor
@HoV3263 жыл бұрын
Surgeon Simulator taught us that years ago
@paragonquille72923 жыл бұрын
Honestly, and yes I know I'm probably ruining a joke, but I think he would make a great first responder with the proper training. Even without the proper training, I think he would do a great job taking care of people that are in danger or injured until the first responders get there
@isabellefaith52853 жыл бұрын
@@paragonquille7292 true I do agree with ya there
@emmigoesrawr62143 жыл бұрын
At least we'd die entertained😂
@KxngL3 жыл бұрын
it's so funny to see Mark get pure joy out of watching a firefighter go down a ladder horizontally. I mean its really a work of wonders, am I right?? lmao
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m on my way!” *Slithers up the ladder*
@spaghettiboi333 жыл бұрын
Snek Mark
@crazycoder24343 жыл бұрын
@F**CK МЕ! СНЕCK МY РROFILЕ get away you bot pls help me report this bot
@Goobergal87053 жыл бұрын
I'm just trying to imagine this with Bob Wade and Jack at the same time doing their thing. I bet it'd be hilarious
@RealAlex20353 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza u might be fake but god isnt
@baritone24gaming3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza the hell you bringing up religion for anyways the person was just saying they thought it’d be hilarious for Jack, Bob, Mark, and Wade to all play this together. If you’re going to say shit like that just don’t comment period.
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@ThePenisMan3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza religious discrimination is ok I guess
@Wasa8i23 жыл бұрын
Ah, seems like that Spatza person is just going around and commenting that same thing on multiple comments. Don't worry, just ignore and they will surely go away. Your precious time is worth much more than a troll
@robospin32023 жыл бұрын
Arsonist: *watches from the bushes* Mark: *arrives and plays with the ladder* Arsonist: Well then.
@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature3 жыл бұрын
Arsonist: ... Arsonist: ...Maybe I should stop lighting fires.
@robospin32023 жыл бұрын
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature News: This just in that arson has plummeted dramatically across the country-- it's the lowest rate we've seen in decades!
@kumi67972 жыл бұрын
@@robospin3202 firefighter responsible for this has commented: “What?”
@adude64982 жыл бұрын
@@kumi6797 lol
@Jenna-qp1bf3 жыл бұрын
"I want to save lives!" Little does Mark know, he saves lives every single day.
@isabellasmith34333 жыл бұрын
Yes he does. God, he really can't comprehend the millions of people that he's helped. When I was younger, I was about to... you know. Then I decided to watch Markiplier videos to make me happy one last time and... by the time I knew it, I had to go to school again. He literally made me laugh that entire night and he's the reason that I'm here. He, Bob, Wade, Ethan, Tyler, and Jack have given me so many happy memories and I haven't even met them in real life.
@Newt27993 жыл бұрын
Ey hes a pretty cool guy. 👍
@dannyfoxboi3 жыл бұрын
@@isabellasmith3433 Glad you're still here! Hope things have gotten better for you over the years. ^^
@303elliott3 жыл бұрын
Daww
@Wayworn3 жыл бұрын
“I have yet to try and save people‘s lives.” “I have officially hospitalized one person.” He is both the man responsible for you being in the hospital *and* the man who’s supposed to save you.
@taksea13373 жыл бұрын
It has been a minute woah
@trygongamer89903 жыл бұрын
My guy doesn’t even know how to stop hurting himself
@chandeli3rxxxx5113 жыл бұрын
POGGY WOGGY
@Wayworn3 жыл бұрын
@@trygongamer8990 Honestly, Mark is almost as accident prone as I am. XD
@GoofyRiderFilms3 жыл бұрын
Just quote what Mark said in the beginning of the video and earn likes.
@CT-BONITA3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I have not saved many lives with an ambulance. Also Markiplier: Tried to save man by being a doctor who lost his medical degree, sounds familiar.
@hexational1053 жыл бұрын
The heavy is.
@LynxLycan23 жыл бұрын
@@hexational105 lmao
@Captain_killin60243 жыл бұрын
it was a hand on experience
@AdilKhan-uq2nm3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying this is gonna go well, but I've grown, as a person." - Mark Edward Fischbach 2021
@scottwpilgrim3 жыл бұрын
That's all that matters.
@joshemre3 жыл бұрын
I post videos please rate them
@l-98233 жыл бұрын
@@joshemre no
@Aloyus_Knight3 жыл бұрын
No, no he hasn't.
@localgrandparent10073 жыл бұрын
As opposed to growing in other ways
@PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier's entire Police campaign start to finish was the funniest most intense shit I have seen in a video game in a while hahahahahah!
@lookboiii21833 жыл бұрын
“What’s with the white vans” Me, a Scottish Traveller: that’s the convoy boys.
@Killbayne3 жыл бұрын
damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans
@Mr.Leviathan45453 жыл бұрын
@@Killbayne DAAAMN DANIEL!
@Killbayne3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Leviathan4545 *_DAAAAAAAMNNNN DANIELLLLL_*
@zkliveandletbe26743 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of hear “hello everybody my name is Markiplier” : D
@MaxerV193 жыл бұрын
Im glad mark still does his intro and outro unlike jack
@jessicaegnew63933 жыл бұрын
Hi, Yes. Same here. 😊🎧💕
@TheReaperHunter3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxerV19 rip Top of the morning ladies.
@paulineshanahan66123 жыл бұрын
Same here
@sunsetskye4833 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Miss_Cherry3 жыл бұрын
Mark: You think we care about reputation? Runs into someone Mark: Oh
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@kingink79643 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza geez bro chill
@Alexa-hf7pb3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza some people need false hope to get through life
@MarioMarioBW3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@zoenelson33403 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza nobody knows if there really is a God so both religious people and people like you are wrong for thinking you know everything about the world. Not long ago scientists believed single cell organisms could only be microscopic and then found out they can actually be quite large comparatively. Not a single person on earth knows everything about everything so don't act a know it all when even the smartest people in the world are constantly learning new things beyond your comprehension.
@bb-fh9vi3 жыл бұрын
Mark: this is serious 2 minutes later Mark, laughing like a maniac: *Hop on*
@coleheadley23093 жыл бұрын
anyone else loving the simulator phase Mark is going through?
@plasmoasis3 жыл бұрын
nah i miss the forest
@ShadowTehPup3 жыл бұрын
Only you dude
@lazykuiche25843 жыл бұрын
Fr dude. Mark struggling with 'em while actually trying to be good at it is in a way hilarious XD
@timarsenault17743 жыл бұрын
I'm loving every one so far.
@AirLight16463 жыл бұрын
These are my favorite videos of his
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “Congratulations you are being rescued” Me: *Bleeding to death* Mark: “Please do not resist”
@shadowkirby37633 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza to everyone reading this dummies comments. Ive seen this person on several channels and they just do this copy and paste message for a living as a reply on comments. Just dont react ((edit:spelling and grammar
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@Orangecatinahoodie3 жыл бұрын
We can’t even dislike they’re reply anymore
@a-35023 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza i mean, i’m an atheist but you should still respect others beliefs.
@kagemushashien83943 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Bot, Begone, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! And while your leaving, pick up that Bible right by the door.
@syrupsandwichhhh3 жыл бұрын
"Please let this be a normal rescue mission." -The person needing saving in any of Mark's missions.
@jessieridgeway83343 жыл бұрын
With Markiplier? No way.
@liamgavinwells3 жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy Next thing you know he shouts. WOOOAAAAHHHAAAHHHOOO!!!!
@pumpkinsproutarts3 жыл бұрын
I love that everyone is just stood there waiting for the ambulance and doing absolutely nothing to help the person dying on the floor
@barbfizzle3 жыл бұрын
“I’m a faceless nobody but I save lives.” Why Mark, I do believe you summed up EMS in that single sentence 😂
@timarsenault17743 жыл бұрын
So true 🤣
@about48hotchiks3 жыл бұрын
In EMS, can confirm although change it to I’m a faceless nobody that takes people to dialysis
@nighthunterelite83363 жыл бұрын
@@about48hotchiks Same lol
@PixelBlue119133 жыл бұрын
@@about48hotchiks hey now, sometimes we take people to EMERGENCY dialysis 😂
@chrisash48533 жыл бұрын
Simulator games with Markiplier helps me through all the stress
@foxvermaning39413 жыл бұрын
Same
@MarlboroManiac3 жыл бұрын
Same
@originalusername30493 жыл бұрын
It simultaneously relieves and adds to my stress lol
@theslizzlemeister58623 жыл бұрын
“Mommy can I get a shortcut?!?” Mark: “No we have a shortcut at home.” *the shortcut at home*: 22:08
@scarymanlegs75783 жыл бұрын
How can afford a whole town in your house
@obitouchiha94463 жыл бұрын
@@scarymanlegs7578 ikr freaking crazy
@devilish74793 жыл бұрын
The guy decided to steal from himself and then proceed to shoot himself from a mile away
@spookycaspy3 жыл бұрын
Mark dressing like a prison escapee while playing as a cop is iconic af
@thechoirtar60773 жыл бұрын
Pfft XD typically Markiplier.
@falc0n22223 жыл бұрын
you mean ironic?
@spookycaspy3 жыл бұрын
@@falc0n2222 that too lmao
@loganrowe90793 жыл бұрын
mark just chugs a 5 hour energy before every video and commits comedy
@Moon Boy literally anyone else except for you, go away
@lankylizard73183 жыл бұрын
@@benuaasia8676 shut up
@MidnightMisadventures3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Defibrillators are used for people who do have a heart beat, but one that's irregular. It's used to get their heart into a normal rhythm.
@dylannecros36363 жыл бұрын
@@Darenz-cg9zg yep, and as a result they don't work, or at least 9 times out of 10, don't work on people with no heart beat.
@06041260033 жыл бұрын
A defibrillator should always be used if accessible while doing cpr. It’ll literally do all the heavy lifting and will only allow you to shock if the person needs it.
@anneclark48953 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: 98% of the time cpr does not work, and you often have to break ribs while preforming it. This is one of the reasons my moms friend ( she and my moms are nurses) has dnfr (do not fucking resuscitate) tattoo on her chest.
@dylannecros36363 жыл бұрын
@@anneclark4895 98% of the time it doesn't work on its own. It's meant to increase your survival rate when combined with other methods as it just helps keep your blood circulating. That's why you're encouraged to do it as soon as it's determined to be safe to do so.
@tmasterlordoflightning47543 жыл бұрын
@@anneclark4895 not sure I buy that. If your mom’s friend is a nurse, then she should know that a tattoo of a DNR is not legally binding. Also, CPR doesn’t restart the heart by some magical bullshit; it’s to keep blood going to the brain to keep it alive so it can restart the heart. The defibrillator shuts off the heart to give the brain an opportunity to restart it in a better rhythm than it was. Defibrillators are only supposed to shock on pulseless ventricular tachycardia and ventricular fibrillation; shocking a flatline, known as asystole, doesn’t accomplish anything.
@MayDayEXE3 жыл бұрын
The cop sitting in his car at that first fire: "Dispatch, you might want to send someone else. Not sure this guy is going to work out".
@syrupsandwichhhh3 жыл бұрын
7:08 Mark: "Get out of the way!" The street: empty
@aroalgezion52993 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Markiplier is actually feeding the the "building" with the flesh of his patients
@pizzatime29962 жыл бұрын
Monument mythos be like:
@TheGary108 Жыл бұрын
MatPat: Wait....is this.....LORE?
@MissCookieThief3 жыл бұрын
"She's a little top heavy" Don't you mean *she's* *a* *wild* *one*
@fevre_dream85423 жыл бұрын
Nice username :P
@Sniperjet_DblGT3 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: Outraged man named markiplier tries to stuff his ambulance inside of a hospital in order to deliver a patient. Coming up next 3 idiots save lives... More on that later
@savievere97593 жыл бұрын
The perp looks like this. Markiplier: surprised pikachu face
@ultimatehawkeyefangirl3 жыл бұрын
My best cat died. I needed Mark goofing off today. Rip Dairy Queen, 4-4-2021.
@joshemre3 жыл бұрын
I post videos please rate them
@loneshewolfTNF3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss.
@PrincesssPenelope3 жыл бұрын
my condolences buddy.
@extrascript66223 жыл бұрын
sorry for your loss, that really sucks dairy queen is a great name for a cat, though
@jasper51293 жыл бұрын
They shall be the Dairy Queen of the world, I promise
@RayMak3 жыл бұрын
The broken bone looks painful
@chillguy25543 жыл бұрын
e
@oni83373 жыл бұрын
o
@ylerian88783 жыл бұрын
Wow, I've never been this early to one of your comments
@ChocoCopters3 жыл бұрын
ouch
@NeuronActivation3 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere
@betweenusonly52813 жыл бұрын
15:21 Mark: I'm turning right and yet i go left? Doc Hudson: Hmmm... Interesting
@Gluuuuuueeeeee3 жыл бұрын
Mark: IM ON FIRE!! Also Mark: Imma run into the tall dead grass
@Butterfly-uv5ye3 жыл бұрын
Flashback to the croods: Try hiding from it in the tall dry grass!
@kellyhyson47723 жыл бұрын
Mark (completely failing to stop drop and roll): I'M ON FIRE OMG WTF LOL
@thetableoflegend98143 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the Drew Golden video on gender reveal parties “Let’s shoot an exploding target, in the middle of the summer in the tall dry grass, totally not known for being flammable.”
@DepressyDuck2 жыл бұрын
He's from LA. They start forest fires for gender reveals. This is par for the course.
@Malenrick3 жыл бұрын
Edit: Fixed typo I really want to see Mark Bob and Wade play this together with each one taking on a different role, police, firefighter and medic. I can just imagine how many lives that can be saved in such capable hands
@demonic-fox26623 жыл бұрын
Police and police officer lol
@demonic-fox26623 жыл бұрын
I think you ment medic
@creamtaffy2103 жыл бұрын
Very capable hands indeed
@HoV3263 жыл бұрын
The number would be in the negatives
@felixfauxington993 жыл бұрын
my dad is a paramedic, what’s scary is apparently he actually drove like this once or twice lol
@aeolanyiramoon62603 жыл бұрын
Mark laughing about the ladder heals my soul
@mrmeatman99483 жыл бұрын
This game is so accurate in the way nobody yields for emergency personnel
@fevre_dream85423 жыл бұрын
So. Painfully. Accurate.
@AbbyRainW3 жыл бұрын
Someone in my home town literally stole an ambulance and led police on a chase the same day this is uploaded.
@Hilary_Chavez_3 жыл бұрын
Just saw the news lol it was close by me too
@matthewyeldig46083 жыл бұрын
Florida?
@blazi23963 жыл бұрын
Nah, its fine that was just Markiplier up to his antics.
@wrenbab3 жыл бұрын
damn i didnt know this game was irl
@j-invariant3 жыл бұрын
@@wrenbab devs are thinking of removing ambulances from The Game since they spawn kill rodents on highways _Eternal Agony (EA), it’s in the game_ Somebody get my reference please
@helloitsme85753 жыл бұрын
"I'm part of the police, you think we care about reputation?" Wise words spoken by the man himself
@williamatwood9723 жыл бұрын
based mark
@waifumaster11273 жыл бұрын
@@williamatwood972 based
@galladegamer35792 жыл бұрын
DOINKoh...
@galladegamer35792 жыл бұрын
DOINKoh...
@sonian72342 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@NicktheMedic3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know about this place, guys.." Is absolutely EMS in a nutshell.
@Lynn-vn8fs3 жыл бұрын
glad i’m not the only one who thought this, usually the first thing that pops into my mind rolling up on scene sometimes 💀
@Hiisilapsi3 жыл бұрын
A local man disguised as a paramedic sacrifices injured people for SCP-3008
@nayderdabigfatgator18423 жыл бұрын
the foundation has creative ways for containing keter class SCP’s
@charliecjk86953 жыл бұрын
Isn’t 3008 an IKEA tho?
@iPlott.3 жыл бұрын
@@charliecjk8695 word
@SSgamer693 жыл бұрын
That is an ikea store
@victoriawojcik94483 жыл бұрын
I read this sentence three times, and the first two I kept saying “for spf 3008”. No sunburn allowed
@Spidergirl_Andi6263 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry I know a shortcut... oh no no no” -Markiplier
@Exoren3 жыл бұрын
*Building literally being engulfed in flames* Mark: *laughs at climbing up and down a ladder*
@titybity3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Im still messed up by that twin brother incident" Me: *Thinks of Jim and Jim*
@hannahhounslow19903 жыл бұрын
House: *on fire* Mark: *playing on the ladder, dying from laughter*
@B-Ra1d3n3 жыл бұрын
Love your profile
@ollieworth73413 жыл бұрын
Mark, turning on the sirens Mark, in tune with my dog: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH
@nagisatsukimiya19993 жыл бұрын
bot
@potatomouthj.r2503 жыл бұрын
The “ Hello Everybody, My Name is Markiplier” intro never gets old
@GrapeDaily3 жыл бұрын
*grapes*
@SanvichMan3 жыл бұрын
Grill cheese sandwich
@andresgonzalez56763 жыл бұрын
What intro? Oh the part I skip on every youtuber cause I am an impatient bastard right...
@diamond_rafaeljohnmathewp.24853 жыл бұрын
@@andresgonzalez5676 I think you hate and like markiplier but I don't know your comments are kinda off
@cleversmosh3 жыл бұрын
I never skip the intro but I never stay for outros on videos
@alexanderpowell36813 жыл бұрын
i love how mark drove into a person who was walking like they were drunk in a police car and wasnt even worried about arresting them for public intoxication
@Ruby_Sky Жыл бұрын
... bro he ran into that guy
@Anna_Crossing3 жыл бұрын
“I have officially hospitalized one person!” - Markiplier 2021
@insanecatqueen14423 жыл бұрын
Mark: *playing Hoonie Pop again* I've grown as a person. Mark: *playing an medical game again* I've grown as a person. Me: oh no...
@kalysian3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I read 'Oh no', I read it in Mark's voice. There is no alternative.
@joedoe79033 жыл бұрын
I smell lawsuits...
@meninaymez_and_we3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh! I was the hahaha noice 69 like
@artilibre3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm gonna try save people's lives in an ambulance" Me: *gets instant horrible surgeon simulator flashbacks*
@morganlachapelle453 жыл бұрын
As a Paramedic this was wild to watch from start to finish 😂
@randallcarroll21513 жыл бұрын
Mark as a medic "Not breathing, no pulse, unconscious. Oh god are you dying?"
@WayWardWonderer3 жыл бұрын
I can just see Mark visiting his local fire department and giggling maniacally as he plays with the sirens while wearing one of the firefighters' helmets.
@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Becomes an ambulance driver* Me: “Guess I’ll die”
@Lamprocapnos_spectabilis3 жыл бұрын
@Moon Boy who are you?
@ScoutBostonAnonStuds3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he knows a shortcut!
@alexandersalarms53803 жыл бұрын
@Moon Boy me
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@krisnatherryano46103 жыл бұрын
That badguy in the end was professional, killing the witness in front of the police
@cheku35183 жыл бұрын
Mark: *sees the job request arsonist activity* Also Mark: *A r S o N i S t*
@B_C11093 жыл бұрын
That Arsonists ass was blasted full of water.
@AyseY3 жыл бұрын
👨🏻🦲: ”here’s how the shoplifter looked like” “👨🏻🦲”
@jorgereyes98063 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm 🤔
@ianbaker6723 жыл бұрын
and then the twist, the comedy just writes itself! XD
@AyseY3 жыл бұрын
@@ianbaker672 i cried laughing
@AyseY3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgereyes9806 the emojis messed up right
@lyricpurple62473 жыл бұрын
Moment of silence to all the times Lixian had to zoom in and out.
@MikiwiwasTaken3 жыл бұрын
Lixian did not edit this.
@belaizy42253 жыл бұрын
@@MikiwiwasTaken yes he did along with someone else check the description
@madiz42283 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Shush
@greylithwolf3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Boy are you ever gonna be surprised
@sydneyslaughter71633 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the ladder shenanigans that my dog started panicking. He must’ve thought I was asphyxiating
@xenoraptor47143 жыл бұрын
Mark actually is feeding a godly entity that takes a form of a Hospital
The ladder having enough strength to push the entire firetruck away is just. XD
@itsmayhemily3 жыл бұрын
Mark: I know a shortcut! *Yeets himself off a cliff*
@itsjustlapis3 жыл бұрын
Shut up spatza
@GarretOakamber3 жыл бұрын
That firetruck sounded like a cat stuck in the amplifier. :o
@only1one1me3 жыл бұрын
"This person needs a pulse! Do you have a spare pulse?!" Yes, that's exactly how that works. LOL.
@tylercady39853 жыл бұрын
Even though he has no idea what he's doing, and it's funny anyways, I'm a little annoyed he saw no pulse, then decided to finish his primary instead of immediately beginning cpr. Edit: I am an actual EMT so funny game or not this hurt to watch
@tmasterlordoflightning47543 жыл бұрын
@@tylercady3985 I was looking for a comment like this. Paramedic here, and I was happy he looked at the face (and I assumed the character checked the central pulse while doing that) first, then facepalmed when he when to the hand and everywhere else instead of CPR. The game also didn’t prompt him to reassess the pulse after seeing the sinus rhythm when it could be PEA. Just things people who work in EMS notice, I guess.
@tylercady39853 жыл бұрын
@@tmasterlordoflightning4754 I would hope it would work better in multiplayer mode. I guess it would be a little difficult to do things correctly in that scenario if you were alone. I will say though I am impressed that the game is more realistic than I thought. It's also probably worth noting that I don't have enough field experience to be wholly confident in what I say here, as I went to work as a tech in the ER rather than on a rig, so my limited field knowledge comes from the class, as well as the 2 shifts I did for clinical time as part of that class.
@addysonlorenz65583 жыл бұрын
*person laying on the ground* Mark: *strolls up nonchalantly* “Heyyy how’s it goin’ how are you?”
@thetableoflegend98143 жыл бұрын
*Dead person gives him a thumbs up*
@wowmyname45063 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to Surgeon Simulator*
@ripudude3 жыл бұрын
Now we know who was driving
@CgVibin3 жыл бұрын
GET THE SPOOON
@bubbadude82203 жыл бұрын
16:34 Building: Has four chimneys. The person who reported it: *"Arsonists...."*
@kal_luh3 жыл бұрын
Victim: *Please, I.... need.... serious help* Mark: Lemme just put the blue one here and the red one here and it should all be A-OK!
@joshemre3 жыл бұрын
I post videos please rate them
@anapple12203 жыл бұрын
@@joshemre no thanks
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@saraherbertwatson7063 жыл бұрын
Suddenly I need Mark to revisit surgeon simulator. You know, cause he’s grown. As a person.
@hwilliams39303 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being Markiplier‘s first patient and the way he talks to you? This is the man that has come to save your life, and supposedly has formal training and experience.
@lorddrayvon1426 Жыл бұрын
4:46 I love how there’s someone spread eagle and dying on the floor and there’s also some guy just standing there like a statue not giving a shit.