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[@AlexMeyersVids]

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[@mre8985]

first

[@xaedeo6549]

Sure

[@dumbp0p]

Boo

[@0Unknowns]

no

[@ashshawon6840]

I was really hyped when I heard that a 2nd 365 days movie came out Because I would get to see videos like this. Great Job man.

[@SunnysFilms]

Spanish mafia: "We kidnapped your wife" Massimo: "Jokes on you. She's into that shit"

[@Suzziixoxo]

Lol 😂

[@Dr.Starbound]

Ok that actually got a laugh out of me. Congrats!

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

aHAHhHaJgAhJa 🤣

[@secretlyadragon4723]

And she settled in so fast too so even the show knew it.

[@Ramsey276one]

“Take back this LOCA!” Massimo:… DESPUES XD

[@cheekycherob]

netflix: *makes unnecessary sequels to movies no one wants* also netflix: *cancels every show that people love and does well*

[@mttylerdurden9]

Because these movies got them more views than the good shows. Plus they're cheaper to make.

[@im_freckledugly384]

BRO!WTF is up with that!!!Seriously

[@aldoraine4704]

They also remove good movies like the Wolf of Wall Street, or the Dark Knight

[@kk_romeow]

You'd have to tell people not to watch it then 🤣 they base on views among other things. Likely they get views that justify the cost which is prolly not that bad compared to a tv series no matter how good but can't garner enough views to justify the cost.

[@FAJB1995]

Coughs in "Anne with an E"

[@ina_002]

This whole movie seemed like a never-ending perfume ad.

[@ktheterkuceder6825]

Commercial not ad

[@ina_002]

@@ktheterkuceder6825 yeah, sorry English is not my first language. Even though they’re synonymous, in this case is used commercial.

[@rojo1945]

What's wrong with using ad?

[@rojo1945]

Commercial is very American

[@ina_002]

@@rojo1945 Hi! I didn’t know that. Thanks! I live in the UK, if that explains it.

[@mintriis]

unfortunately as a person that has read wattpad in their precious developmental years i guessed the evil twin part. This whole 2 part movie feel like something straight out of a wattpad fanfiction written by a bored writer in their early teenage years.

[@xeniachristoforidou9218]

Fanfiction is academia compared to this one

[@fum4491]

Bc it is a fanfic. But written by some horny middle aged woman

[@snowflakes7344]

I swear, literally wattpad come to life

[@danijones8862]

Same if it wasn't his brother I would have been shocked

[@elizabethpeters3888]

This is the FOURTH identical twin romance thing that I've seen in an actual professional media now, though this is definitely the worst

[@camillaborghi7443]

Also, as an Italian, I would like to point something out. Romanticising *mafia bosses* or anyone who is part of the mafia is absolutely sick. It is a system of murder and torture which still affects our country today and which a Polish author - who obviously doesn't know anything about organised crime - should not write about in this sort of light. Oh, and trust me, mafia bosses do not look like ANY of the guys in this movie. Get better idols.

[@katgreer6113]

Fr arent those dudes ugly? Mafia bosses look like rich drug addicts.

[@zenithryne]

Yeah, and not only that, but both of the movies only say he is in the mafia like a few times and then kidnap people when they want something "interesting" to happen. The whole mafia thing is barely in the movie😂

[@annarose2714]

Are you a Bailey Sarian fan too? (I love her!!)

[@katheldunne9358]

THIS!! For real , is sick

[@Ornithorhynchus.]

@@annarose2714 shana sha spotted

[@Chelsea_Danger]

Netflix laid off their animation department and deprived us of some potentially great shows, but continues to feed us this garbage. Choices.

[@audreynothepburn7663]

Wait what??? When?

[@skyraider87]

I WANT BEASTARS SEASON 3 GOD DAMMIT

[@Chelsea_Danger]

@@audreynothepburn7663 About a week ago. We lost the shows Toil and Trouble and Boons and Curses. They completely blind-sided the animators working for them and suddenly let them go.

[@kunitherock]

netflix is rapidly going down the drain

[@72586jejones]

@@Chelsea_Danger I did not know that. Explains so much. My family and I have missed some of our favorites and wondered why some really good animated shows were not renewed.

[@hayleyjones8484]

If Laura doesn't get her own evil twin in the next movie I'm going to be so disappointed

[@mr.beater2064]

No she doesn't appear.

[@dogouchu4356]

Vanessa Hudgens can assist

[@KindOfTiredofLiyfe]

Laura's logic Kidnapped : yes Follow strangers : yes Ran away from mafia hubby after a few insignificant fights : yes trusting a stranger she knows as gardener : yes asking a very relevant logic : NO

[@rose_blue1]

She did not follow him she was forced

[@KindOfTiredofLiyfe]

@@rose_blue1 to Massimo? Yes. She was forced at first but then stockholm syndrome. THENNNN came in Nacho. Without thinking who tf is Nacho she just simply followed him, letting him snatching her away. The first question of Nacho is he is a gardener. How on earth a Gardener, be allowed in a ball hosted by mafia all around. That's a weird combination there. Then how on earth he knows she's there? He is, fair reminder, A GARDENER. Did he stalk her? Did he followed her? RED FLAG. Laura knows that she is marrying a mafia, a mafia boss to be more exact, she is well aware of that now. So she is also well aware Massimo would have AT LEAST one enemy. Never occured to her that part? A lot actually makes no sense. Okay fair enough Nacho lied to her at first but she never looked around? She even talk to his sister. His sister lived like a rich person which contradicts every reason for Nacho to be a gardener in a mafia house. He is not that subtle in his ways of living anyway. His dad is wealthy and he choose to be a gardener? In real world that makes absolute ridiculous 💀💀. Laura never ever think why on earth the gardener she knows on and off, basically only a few times within the household, to be there in the first place? Weird and weird. Even when she is hurt by the allegedly cheating of massimo, she lowered her guard so easily over a complete stranger... She barely knows Massimo to begin with anyway 💀💀 Sorry I just wanna rant out 💀💀

[@MelanieAF]

@@KindOfTiredofLiyfewhat’s really funny is how this “strong independent feisty woman” spent so much time trying to get her husband to f*ck her yet again, even when he was in the middle of a “business” meeting. You know who she reminded me of at those times? Peg Freakin’ Bundy lol.

[@Iamfonful]

She’s rational 😅

[@margheritanigro2689]

The worst part is the romanticization of mafia. I'm italian and I assure you that nobody wants to watch a movie that portraits "a good side of the mafia" because there isn't. That's really harmful, people died and still today mafia has so much power. It's not something to be horny about. It's disgusting.

[@mej6400]

Girl I’m Albanian and I totally understand bc Albanians and Italians work together so it’s really sickening

[@MsLilly200]

Organized crime and criminals in general get romanticized a lot in romance media. It's not great. But too many women are into the fantasy of dangerous men to ever stop it I think. Though tbf it's not like it's only romance media romanticizing criminals, other popular media does it to. Think Breaking Bad, or going further back, The Godfather.

[@randomlygeneratedname7171]

I think Italy wants to keep the Mafia to blame and get people to focus on instead.

[@purplepurina]

Well polish people know that too, mafia is not exclusive to Italy. And no, we do not claim Blanka.

[@frankie9373]

Im german and thanks to Hollywood and a preference for old movies I sorta grew up with a romantication of mafias and yeah it's bs. it's hard to unlearn if something is so engrained in your brain from childhood and I hate Hollywood for that. thats such an irresponsible thing to do. I have learned to distinguish the pretentious glamour Hollywood portrayal of mafia and the actual reality of mafia since.

[@MrMario-tc8sl]

To anyone who thinks that Alex has an easy job, just try and watch 20 minutes of this terrible, terrible, terrible terrible movie. Give this man more flowers and definitely give him more praise.

[@valhatan3907]

Its even more terrible to someone whose doesn't quite like erotica movie 😂 cringe all over my body

[@diiiittt]

ok he needs an nobel price for giving us such a big sacrifice

[@jayjohn223]

I tried, didn’t last 10 minutes 😭

[@notyayo]

Truly! Sometimes I don't even have the words to describe what I hated or annoyed me about a terrible movie and this man makes a full video..... superpowers

[@HoneyHoney-yf6nd]

True cus even watching this is too much

[@panfilip9963]

You know what's the worst about this review? As a native Polish speaker, I understand everything the actors say... And I think my two brain cells died by the end of the review.

[@zachmanf.7479]

Could you tell the non-polish speakers what they said.

[@lunachaaaan1072]

I don't know if I'm curious about what they say or not

[@lilliethbright6054]

😂😂😂😂

[@Kazuki_0]

@@lunachaaaan1072 no your not, or at least your brain cells don't wanna hurting

[@katarinabrunk8698]

What'd they say?

[@isabellep6267]

just the fact that this movies whole plot could have been unraveled by ONE conversation about his twin brother is so funny

[@florencembah2626]

Ikr it was so stretched

[@minutemuse]

When a series is capable of making Fifty Shades seem _better_ by comparison something is deeply and terribly wrong.

[@Sakura2596]

Considering the 365 days book series started out as a fanfiction based off Fifty Shades, which also started as fanfiction based off the Twilight Saga, it only makes sense that 365 Days is worse.

[@dreamgirl1652]

@@Sakura2596 oh my lord, really? 😶

[@NAME-yg8sl]

At least in 50 shades no one was kidnapped.

[@NAME-yg8sl]

@@Sakura2596 Is it bad I would love to see the 364 days fanfic that turns into a movie

[@real_lampcap]

Oh lord for real. And that's coming from someone who kind of sort of liked the first two fifty shades movies. And all the twilight movies.

[@roderickbawcutt]

The 365 Days movies make both the Fifty Shades trilogy and the After franchise look like masterpieces

[@bisssoo1773]

Hey … fifty shades of grey is a master piece 😗

[@ninjanibba4259]

No, ALL of them are completely trash The minute people start defending these things is when we keep getting more

[@corpsewrld5955]

Lmao no

[@Bjork4s]

@@corpsewrld5955 yes it is, all three are disgusting trilogy or franchise whatever and yet they managed to make the other ones look like a masterpiece. And don't dragged Twilight to this because Bella and Edward's relationship wasn't as disgusting and toxic as these three franchises

[@roderickbawcutt]

@@Bjork4s Oh yeah, add the Twilight franchise to the list of things that get turned into a masterpiece

[@vivianagbaegbu6539]

The kissing scenes were super AWFUL!!! When I told my sister about them she was like "this is how people who like it 'rough' do it and I'm like, " liking it rough doesn't mean you have to lick the entire foundation off the face like an ice cream,sister. 🙄🙄

[@flexnrex1367]

she dipped her face in flour he was just hungry for some carbs

[@roseheartly4111]

This comment 💀💀💀💀

[@donotbotherpeopleontheinternet]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Thi-Sen]

@@flexnrex1367 😭

[@msk-qp6fn]

Oh god now it sounds really gross 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ashley-ct8jh]

Can someone explain why Massimo’s rival is pretending to be his Gardner? I just noticed that if Nacho is in the mafia and hella rich why is he in his RIVAL’s garden?

[@jakestroll6518]

He was there to take Laura as leverage for mob stuff. Unclear why he didn't just use his gun rather than his penis to achieve this end.

[@richardbourton4523]

I guess to facilitate luring her away? Good thing he chose to make it a believable lie by dressing the part in normal gardener attire, carrying tools and discussing his work plans with his bosses new wife. He could be a spy.

[@EmyN]

To seduce her

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Seriously How did this movie even get a sequel it’s literally a rip off of 50 shades of Gray which was based on a Twilight Fanfic and these movies literally promote Stockholm Syndrome

[@Bjork4s]

Sooner or later, we might get a movie that's a rip off of 365 Days. It'll happen, mark my words 😂😂

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@@Bjork4s I don’t even doubt it

[@Apollo_uwu]

Lol

[@briarmason8737]

"Sir, our latest movie is doing poorly. We need to turn this around and make something better!" "What? And give the people what they want?! You're fired! Give them another dumpster flick!" Guarentee that's what goes down in those boardrooms.

[@thtswutshesaid]

"What's wrong baby gorl?" 💀

[@saininj]

I love how you said, "evil twin brother" like it was supposed to be a joke, but NO THAT WAS REAL.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

That's beyond cringe lol.

[@c.m.9778]

It's Netflix. I assumed they would have an evil twin either this movie or the next.

[@lili_8882]

OH BOY the freaking book seems to be 20x worse than that I mean I have not (and never will) read it myself, but I do love watching Amanda the Jedi talking about them

[@cocolime6496]

see, i think that's the best part of the movie. now if only the films could embrace these ridiculous parts of themselves and take themselves less seriously i think they'd be far more enjoyable

[@RainWelsh]

I’d already seen Amanda the Jedi cover this, so seeing Alex dismissively say “maybe it’s his evil twin” while knowing that’s exactly where this was going was just extra hilarious honestly.

[@nataijaspis8790]

Guys so I found the transcript for this movie and it has exactly 4,421 words. This could have been said in 15min. And they made a whole 2hour movie out of it..... I would say that is some high level art.

[@peppermintz1999]

that’s literally what i call light reading

[@ultimateclotiluver]

Wao! 😆

[@hermionegranger6405]

I've read fanfic that was better and longer than this. Also 4k words is a one shot. How the hell was 4k supposed to be a whole movie.

[@olakeska7908]

The best part is that the book on which this film (365 days 2) is based is 520 pages long xd

[@Astonelle]

Bro

[@reikohattori14]

I decided to watch this whole movie and couldn’t stop laughing when “Nacho” explained his dumb nickname by saying “my family is Spanish” 😂😂😂

[@andreavazquez9101]

Hi ! Actually Nacho is a real spanish nickname for the name Ignacio. May seem weird for americans but hey to us it is not as weird as Dick being a nickname for Richard 🤷‍♀️

[@MarinaKalle]

@@andreavazquez9101 That's great and thank you for that info. But his name isn't Ignacio though.. That's never mentioned. See 14:10 his name is Marcello or whatever. He literally explains it himself only as "because my parents are of Spanish decent is why I have this nickname". And Nachos are Mexican 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@andreavazquez9101]

@@MarinaKalle Well yes he did not mention it explicitly but if someone introduces himself to you like "Hi i'm Bob/Bobby" you can only assume that his name is Robert, so his name can very well be Ignacio. (Though I must admit having it as a middle name hardly make sense but the movie itself doesnt make ans sense either so🤷‍♀️). And yes, Nachos (with an S) are a Mexican dish, but Ignacio and the nickname Nacho are both Spanish.

[@MarinaKalle]

@@andreavazquez9101 I see! That's really interesting thank you 😄 But yes I also question the cultural accuracy of this in the film 🤭 It would be funny if they got this one thing right though 🙈

[@andreavazquez9101]

@@MarinaKalle You're welcome ! Furthermore, if you wanna know Nachos (dish) were named after the chef who created them, Ignacio Garcia, that's why it is both a mexican snack and a much older spanish nickname (who btw also exists for women Ignacia/Nacha but is quite uncommon)

[@gcatherinev]

When you don’t watch the actual movie, you just watch Alex recap it and break it down for you 👏👏

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Yep, saves me time and energy :P

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

Clap your hands👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@wendizll]

Yes! Grateful to not waste my time watching these films and Alex making it enjoyable as a recap lol

[@deusexmachina9776]

You should watch this movie. Best time of my life. The cringe level is just out of this world

[@ameliecarre4783]

Saves you 1h40 and a lot of frustration, and you're in the know anyway.

[@taehyunglover5499]

can we talk about how they seemingly dropped the whole “losing baby” plotline? like the whole car accident thing ended so ambiguously in the last movie and in the end it’s just... not even relevant? like laura’s fine and they just fast forward to the wedding, and somehow her losing the baby had no bearing on the plot like what was even the point 😭😭

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Did her friend get killed?

[@AnymousScreams]

@@RedRoseSeptember22 She got engaged to Masimo's mob friend that apparently lives with him.

[@jianfalco2133]

Plot hoooolessss😂

[@Kamila-dk1xi]

Oh, it's even worse in the books, where she was sad about it for about half a page, her friend got annoyed at her being sad, so she took her to the hairdresser and for a shopping, and that made Laura think that yeah, she can't be sad her whole life, not with her new amazing hairstyle, so she decided to let it go

[@emilyflavell1658]

Very 'the mum from The Room having breast cancer '

[@zanetaboryn7207]

Not 11 montages. I actually counted it. This movie consists of 23 montages, 8 sex scenes and 20 pair of huge and amazing glasses. The glasses looked good, they were probably the only good thing about this „movie”…

[@lv9265]

istg the scene where she talks to her sister looks like an ad for glasses

[@bigmaxcc]

Thanks for the info 👍

[@agirlhasnoname3580]

I love how in my country people literally call this “a porno movie” and call the actors “porno actors”

[@inesmaroua5419]

Where are you from

[@jhanvijain6473]

Because it is

[@thebidding.870]

The film is literally a Golden Edge softp**rn.

[@FantasyNerd15]

Oh sweet summer children

[@sihamelha6797]

Because it is!

[@aleksandraabrahamowicz9288]

As a Polish person I apologise and assure you that 95% of Polish people are cringing as well :'D

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Hey at least you have Witcher

[@aegctgames993]

you have nothing to apologize for, this is just the product of two Poles who watched way too much After and Beauty and the Beast

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

@@aegctgames993 Beauty and the beast isn’t even about Stockholm Syndrome Belle didn’t start caring for him until he actually saved her and started acting kind

[@SunnysFilms]

We can't blame you. We're still apologizing for the After series.

[@SunnysFilms]

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 That and when she was given the option to leave, she did. Someone with Stockholm Syndrome wouldn't have left. Belle had way more agency than people give her credit for.

[@margaret7949]

Netflix canceling potentially good shows after one season, canceling animation projects, but keeps spending millions to mediocre projects like these... disappointed to the say the least 😕

[@Neavinn]

Sex sells

[@MegaFROMOUTERSPACE]

That's why Netflix is losing 200.000 subscribers these days.

[@dreamcat9080]

how nice of you to call this movie mediocre lol

[@HoneyBunRoad]

Can’t believe they cancelled MIND HUNTERS 😭😭😭😭

[@margaret7949]

@@HoneyBunRoad another one in the list of good cancelled shows I see😭

[@gaearin1662]

For the people wondering why the mafia premise is such a popular thing for media, it's because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect. It's where something that seems unavailable, dangerous and morally ambiguous becomes desirable to the brain. It's also why incest p0rn, student teacher novels and fanfiction is popular. People know it's morally wrong but that's the kick people want. While I see the iffyness of it due to real life situations (I'm Japanese and we have Yakuza), I can understand the appeal. I like the Yakuza games because they are badass but I would never want to be associated with them in real life. Same thing with the mafia premise, people like the feeling of danger while not being in actual danger. It's just messed up humanity.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Thanks for the information, I find this super interesting!

[@shanayeee]

because humans can never be satisfied with what they have

[@dejajade6726]

4:50 trigger warning for Massimo saying 'baby girl', I knew it was coming but I was still shook I nearly dry heaved

[@qbel4255]

As a Polish person, aside from obviously being sorry about the movie, I find Alex's subtitles absolutely hilarious

[@barbaraziat2648]

Pozdrawiam

[@eugeneflores6153]

why would you feel sorry for? is the author represent you all polish?

[@qbel4255]

@@eugeneflores6153 in a same way one feels sorry if someone from their city does something stupid. And a bit angry that it is a movie that was exported and is popular worldwide

[@eugeneflores6153]

@@qbel4255 so it's just your feelings and other people overeacting. I'm sure people are smart enough to know that this movie and author doesn't represent the whole country

[@qbel4255]

@@eugeneflores6153 yeah, it's more of an internet obligation to say it, a bit humorous even. And a bit of a complex

[@luv4tajhanb]

When Nacho was drinking the water and Laura was staring at him like “Aw yeah, baby, drink that h20 🥵🤤” I was cracking up lmfaooooo

[@qtgl]

Her body going "DAAAYYUUMM"

[@elisamaza8909]

are we sure she was staring? might as well have been rolling her eyes behind that SUN GLASSES

[@luv4tajhanb]

@@elisamaza8909 Lol that could definitely be true! (Btw, is your username a Gargoyles reference? 👀)

[@snoopygonewilder]

There's a guy named Nacho in this movie?

[@qtgl]

@@snoopygonewilder yup last name Libre

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I find it hilarious how Laura confronting Massimo about being controlling or whatever, comes across like she knows that what he's doing is toxic and manipulative, but then just...doesn't do anything about it.

[@zaheersarang6466]

I like how in the first movie he had every second of every day to sit and torture her. In this movie he has "work" to do

[@tadeja1906]

True 😂😂

[@february4206]

Netflix: Let's make a sequel to a movie panned by both critics and audiences alike! Also Netflix: Why are we bleeding money?

[@22dolxxxphin22]

The thing is that people watch it. It's soo bad that you watch it to insult it after XD

[@radmoonable]

@@22dolxxxphin22 Clearly people are not even hate watching anymore. Otherwise netflix wouldn't be loosing subscribers.

[@androwindo]

@@22dolxxxphin22 no. They watch it for devils tango scenes

[@maxcloud753]

"It's those darn password sharers, isn't it?!"

[@Monie71793]

💯🤣

[@juliawolf156]

Wife: "How did you get so fit? You literally never work?" Massimo: "Every time someone asks me how i got rich, i do one push-up."

[@kutellaalvey4]

Opp

[@Wagonman-h1k]

Jesus Christ

[@samiajahan2032]

I think there was a secret contest like "WHO CAN RUIN FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FURTHER MORE SO THAT WE CAN TEST THE LIMIT OF AUDIENCE? and Netflix was like :ME ME ME "

[@suhaneezaroo9290]

Turning absolute pain into comedy every single time.....Alex you're a genius

[@vaihavraj7239]

No replies with 2.8k likes

[@meb545]

say what y'all want but this movie was fantastically showstoppinngly tremendously phenomenally amazing at being the worst thing I have ever seen. I think the singular highlight of this movie is the fact that literally every single other movie will feel like an Oscar worthy cinematic masterpiece by comparison.

[@natachajosue2716]

You had me in the first half ngl

[@bambi_bbholic6343]

U had me at the start n really thought there is always someone like this in the comment section woops😆😂😂😂

[@CraftyVegan]

A fair point.

[@Allmenroder0854]

Clearly someone hasn't seen Morbius

[@matthewsantos238]

@@Allmenroder0854 The masterpiece of Morbius has changed my life and other movie will ever come close to being as excellent

[@JustJuly]

I'm Polish so basically I wouldn't have to read the subtitles from Alex but I do anyway as they are much more entertaining than the real conversations

[@anitarathi1863]

If you don't mind me asking please tell me what they mean

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Yes please tell us

[@withercat1801]

The "sexy mafia" trope is so prevalent and so unhealthy and so inaccurate yet so fun at the same time (in other media, not this. I'm thinking of Team Rocket and Giovanni as I write this) that I really think we as a society need to just keep the trope but not use the word mafia (or Yakuza for that matter) so that we can all actually accept that the real mafia is absolutely horrible Like keep the antivillain gangs of criminals who are all a dysfunctional family, love that shit, just don't call them a mafia or associate them with the mafia

[@guilhermebranco8572]

agreed, like keep all the gun-wielding bad guys in movies but don't call them "criminals", use the word "villain" so that we can accept as a society that criminals are baaaad

[@oliviafagin293]

I feel like the premise of "I was protecting you" is so much more compelling than kidnapping in the first place?? Like, if she was a successful business woman they could have made her get involved somehow with the mafia, have Massimo hear from his family what the plan was for her, take pity on her, and keep her safe for a year where they inevitably fall in love. This way he could have a character arch, she could live an escapist fantasy, and the second movie could be about his brother finding out about her or something. Literally ANYTHING would make more sense than what they're doing.

[@realestsienna]

this plot is so much better than that god awful movie they call 365 days ☠️

[@theblackpope4507]

I'd actually think about watching this

[@snowhite427]

Here, you are a better writer than the author of that book. Honestly, this would have been so much better.

[@user-ox2gx1tr8v]

There is a turkish series with this plot, it’s called black and white love

[@koylusukriye1513]

Yessss, this would be so good.

[@mieteegg]

As a polish person I feel the need to apologize for this movie being made.

[@abhijiththampi]

Its alright bro. You guys gave us Lewandowski and the Witcher books.

[@feliz5919]

It’s all good. I don’t claim this cringe-fest of a movie as Polish, Italian, Hungarian, Nigerian, Guinean, Mexican, etc. It’s just too cringe to fall into any national categories…

[@heyoitsme8356]

No you don't need to. It's not the polish culture that makes the movie cringe I hope you know that.

[@asetdedieva4642]

😂😂😂😂Thank you, apologize accepted❤️

[@eva2636]

@@feliz5919 y’all are making go crazy in these comments 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@emmalooman]

I would like to re-iterate. Netflix cancelled I Am Not Okay With This and Julie and the Phantoms (which were great shows left on cliffhangers) but keep making Kissing Booth movies and 365 movies. The world has officially gone to shit

[@sophiaab-ojo843]

This was honestly waayyyy more entertaining than the actual movie😭

[@fourcatsandagarden]

"this woman is a 30 year old business executive - how did you suddenly get this stupid?"

[@jessicaaye3738]

😂😂😂😂😅😅💯

[@fuziontonygaming]

Yeah that’s pretty much it, they just play the “image” not really the position

[@asetdedieva4642]

But this stupid, uh, I don't know. I had to skip school for many years for some reasons, and I was always known as very bad at school aside from arts and sports, so basicly, dumb. And to this day, im32, I can't say I'm smart, but I do have logic thinking, enough to know that I should knock this kind of asshole out the next chance I get and find a route home. Nobody could ever get my heart who kidnappes me. And if I'm a married woman and see my husband cheating, I would absolutely talk to him right as soon and possible, and would never hunk about running away bef9clearing it up, and especially not to the next hot guy I know and especially not to someone I've just spoken once. And even if I would never eve rbe satisfied if they answered to my question how he fucking owns an island, they are doing business. Being successful enough to buy an island and doing gardening as a hobby? Yeaaaaaah

[@asetdedieva4642]

Btw, is it told that she comes from a rich household that could buy her a position? It's rude to think that all woman doing "business" buy themselves the position. I'm sure many woman have worked really hard and smart to get where they are.

[@jessicalukram74]

She is as bad as Massimo

[@marvelous9871]

And I am still angry that they canceled "Anne with an E" and "Julie and the Phantoms" :( How can they make another part of 365 days and cancel shows that are actually good?

[@darkchakra22]

Netflix doesn't make these shows/movies, they just distribute them

[@Ok-sv9rl]

Julie and the phantoms wasn’t even that good in my opinion and I watch like 5 episodes I cringe 2 some of the parts on there

[@mttylerdurden9]

Because these movies are cheaper to produce and (unfortunately) get them more views.

[@KayaaaaDe]

I would never forgive them for cancelling Anne with an E

[@clairegurholt801]

@@KayaaaaDe wow I thought the series just ended where it was supposed to!

[@missducky9575]

I had a surgery 2 days ago, and this video made me laugh soo much that everything started to hurt xD The pain is horrible, but I will endure it to watch more of your videos. You're amazing dude! Subbed!

[@siyasingh6736]

This 20 mins video was more entertaining than both the 365 days movie could ever be.

[@iblivs21]

"You've kidnapped me and this is sick" Yeah no sh*t, Laura. How did it take you years to figure that out.

[@e.sowell245]

@Layla Flora No. WAY!

[@Spacers3057]

@Layla Flora HOW?!?!

[@lovecandyshop]

Umm miss thing agreed to marry him A MONTH into her kidnapping. Its probably been two months since the first "ARe yOu lOsT BaBygOrl" when she said that comment lmao

[@e.sowell245]

@@lovecandyshop 😱

[@lovecandyshop]

@@e.sowell245 the insanity, she deadass caved in like 3 weeks into her kidnapping😂🤡

[@marcor7044]

As an Italian, ladies do not expect this from the mafia. If you meet a mafioso in Italy, RUN

[@hundinger1]

I'm afraid real mafiosi won't introduce themselves as "the local mafia" like that gardener did, lol.

[@elsikram]

lol agreed

[@mej6400]

Totally understand it happened to me in Albania. (I‘m Albanian) that I got involved with an weird mafia guy (I think he was part of the mafia) he tried to kidnap me 😅

[@Khushi-Shah]

@@mej6400 Bruh.

[@mej6400]

@@Khushi-Shah Well it happened wasn’t really funny

[@lunix3259]

I know people are right when they say that netflix keeps giving bad shows a second chance, but the problem is, certain people actually do want these shows. Sadly.

[@gurl3270]

Honestly as a person who reads wattpad a lot, guessing this movie was not hard at all. They speak and you can literally guess what they are going to say next💀

[@neflufv6392]

Netflix is hard because you have amazing shows like the Witcher, shadow and bone, the umbrella academy, etc. and then you have just. Hot rotting garbage.

[@rimfire8217]

Society. I guess

[@Temperans]

I mean, even DreamWorks has their fair share of bad movies/shows, and Netflix is paying for many more movies than DreamWorks makes in a year.

[@Ashely56]

And then it cancels good shows, to renew garbage like this

[@druggedteeth]

It really is confusing isn’t it???

[@noemiepace9020]

Umbrella Academy is fine but I'm sick of it dragging its plot and characters through the mud where they each take one step forward and two steps back. Like bruh how-

[@vmd0734]

*It wouldn't be an Alex Meyers video unless he mentioned that he's seen every episode of Riverdale* 🤣

[@freakopath]

It's absolute pain to watch everything by yourself, he's allowed to brag about it 😉😂

[@obaolufade8563]

He deserves every accolades he gets just because of that alone...

[@kayti_i]

15:56 yall they did him DIRTY like the angle 💀💀 wtf is this😭

[@graceulrey195]

Can we talk about how Laura gave nacho iced tea and he's clearly drinking water and then he says "thanks for the water"

[@neflufv6392]

It feels like Netflix has gone the “let’s make shows that are such dumpster fires that people will have no choice but to watch them to even believe they exist” route as opposed to the, you know, “let’s make good tv people will actually enjoy watching and want to see more of” route

[@sabrinaogbi3864]

I genuinely think that Netflix produce willingly these garbages because they know it will Be talked about way more than any other good movies /TV shows, there will be more ytb videos about it and it will attract attention easily, the irony of it all is that despite being considered as garbage, 365 deni still managed to top the most viewed items in Netflix 😭 , as a result , producers may think that it was well recieved and thus make another one, the most saddening thing in all of this Is that producers doesn't need anymore to produce great movies because they know pretty well that it will Be viewed by a lot of people and thus gain a lot of money , they don't care about quality , that's why they end up making a so called movie, devoid of dialogue, plotless and full of sex scenes, they are taking us as fools, it's frustrating knowing that there is great TV shows that got cancelled :((

[@Temperans]

@@sabrinaogbi3864 I mean its not that they take us for fools. Its that 80% of people are fools. Just look at 90% of reality TV. Those existed before Netflix, those will exist after it.

[@naveerarizwan5329]

Ikr Heartstopper just came out and it is AMAZING and this is GARBAGE

[@ukeleleguitar2087]

@@naveerarizwan5329 heartstopper is just 🥰🥰🥰

[@auroneeahmed507]

Tbh I very clearly understand why they do this. Such a great show like Heartstopper was only on 8th or 9th position in the US whereas utter garbage like this will rule the Netflux charts in multiple countries for WEEKS or even months. No matter how much we hate on it, a shit ton of people will tune in for the sex scenes. It's sad but it's supply and demand. I only watch Netflix for Young Royals and Heartstopper. They are the only saving grace.

[@vesperstudio]

As a Polish person (bc, in case anyone is unaware, this godforsaken piece of supposed cinema is largely Polish and based on a Polish book) - WE ARE SO SORRY THIS GOT MADE. Spoiler alert - there's also a third book in this equally godforsaken series, soooo... I wonder what Netflix's gonna spew out on us sooner or later.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

A Sequel is announced from this franchise Me: MY EYES

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Also at least you guys created Geralt of Rivia dude is a badass

[@bloodcottoncandy1514]

How could you do this to us? What have the innocent children ever done to Poland?

[@vesperstudio]

@@bloodcottoncandy1514 we don't know either

[@realhueningkai]

Excuse me did you say 3rd?

[@song7087]

This movie actually exceeded my expectations..I never thought anything could be worse than 365 days and then the sequel came up 😬😬😷 yikes 😑

[@randomgirlxrulz]

The worst part about this movie is…they didn't call it 730 days Come on, it's right there

[@Kay2be2mr]

Just for a second, let's put aside the bad story telling, cause I'm more annoyed at the horrible dialogue. Who is writing this?? It's just all so bad that you can't help but be curious to watch just to confirm to yourself that it really is THAT bad.

[@isav7305]

Probably screenwriters who looked at what they were adapting and figured they didn't care enough to make it good 🥲

[@elisaidir2837]

people don't watch them for the storyline, it's soft porn for women.

[@confusedjello7292]

don't watch it please,if they see it's making bank they'll keep making em,don't doom us all

[@RandomSwiftie13]

Me as a 16 y/o watpad writer can definitely write a better story for a movie than this hot garbage. It's like the writer of this didn't even try.

[@fufiefilms]

It really is THAT bad. Look the entire movie was horrible but the dialogue was unforgivable. You just have to see it for yourself...not sure you'll last past the montages though

[@laurenh2674]

Netflix has the audacity to raise their prices and cancel some great shows for this !!!! *we are doomed*

[@saininj]

And they think "password sharing" is the problem.

[@athenasidiropoulou128]

One great show that I am upset they cancelled is Archive 81

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

3:06 The reason that was so much shorter than the movie wasn’t because it was a summary. No, no. It was because everything in between the plot that makes it so long is sex.

[@marthaelenabrenesorozco2953]

YOU'RE RIGHT, the kisses and the raunchy scenes are so GROSS, they look like the parody of the Exorcist in SCARY MOVIE 2, I can't believe they used the EVIL TWIN BROTHER cliche out of the butt I immediately thought of Riverdale and had a fit of laughter

[@ClaudiaClexo]

"parody of the exorcist in scary movie 2" 💀lmao

[@ria7470]

This movie made me want to nominate Twilight for an Oscar.

[@who.is.mankish3840]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WinterTowneClockton]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@spacemilk1343]

at least it has some kinda plot

[@RachEl-np2ie]

Not gonna lie, I’m glad that Netflix releases this kind of movie so that I can see Alex making fun of it

[@Googiye]

At this point we can only apologize for putting Alex through this… 0.0 My favorite parts (aka just Alex’s wheezing) 13:22 16:03

[@carrieorsel1340]

Not proud of myself but, I'm going to be that person: Stockholm syndrome is not when the captive falls in love with their captor, it's when they sympathise with their captor.

[@silverbullet7691]

No I am very glad you’re being that person. 👏🏼 good job 👏🏼

[@carrieorsel1340]

@@silverbullet7691 thank you

[@Ornithorhynchus.]

fax

[@Druid_Music]

Could you put 'Umm, actually' at the start? Otherwise great job

[@hw286]

wait i thought it was just when you have any positive feeling towards them

[@basiliskoE]

Alex explaining what these male characters do for a living was like when in How I Met Your Mother they ask Barney what he does for a living and he just goes "huh, please"

[@BoserPSN]

Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything PLEASE

[@abhijiththampi]

I don't think Massimo isn't working for the Italian feds though

[@CP-ir3ft]

@@abhijiththampi so you think he's working for the italian feds?

[@josee6937]

man i feel so embarassed for the woman that wrote the book bc she's from my country and now everyone knows the movie adaptation im so sorry

[@lotte3274]

This comment section is basically Italian people dissuading the rest of the world from romanticising the mafia and Polish people apologizing to other nations for the making of this movie, and i just love how the hate for this movie has brought the whole planet together like this

[@terrellstucks2017]

After laughing at the Barbie presentation, I feel like if they would’ve based the movie off satire, there could’ve been a much better audience response😂

[@audreynothepburn7663]

I wish the whole movie was just them as Barbie dolls since that’s way more entertaining than what Netflix gave us.

[@anib8863]

@@audreynothepburn7663 The Barbie "Devils tango" scenes sound hilarious.

[@violetchanel438]

You should see decker shado's I spit on your grave original movie review ... You would be in absolute tears

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

This is so legitimately awful that when I think of Christian Grey I honestly imagine him as a tame and vanilla guy with a charming personality.

[@flyingflamingo8773]

I mean Anastasia and Christian's relationship almost looked healthy compared to Laura and Massimo's, and both of the relationshps are pretty toxic.....👀

[@MarinaKalle]

🤣🤣 so true! These 'movies' make fifty shades seem good.

[@batman26898]

I can confidently say that this is the trashiest movie I've ever watched in my 23 years full of life...

[@cennix]

as a polish person, I sincerely apologise for this movies existance

[@otenis2008]

As a guy who did gardening professionally, that is totally how gardners look, down to the sexy camera pans when they enter the room.

[@Thi-Sen]

😭😭

[@Astonelle]

HELP

[@florencembah2626]

😂😂😂😂

[@UnripeApple2003]

8:35 OH GOD MY EYES! Where's grandma with her vacuum cleaner when we need her the most!?!?

[@polarizthestar]

this movie is written worse than the story I wrote when I was 10-years-old

[@dr.jameswilson8648]

That screaming laugh at 13:28 😂😂😂😂

[@meeunice]

This movie got worse and I honestly didn't think it was possible. It took me like 3 hours to finish it because I kept pausing it out of frustration. I now honestly believe that I could write a script. Far better than this one. Smh

[@Gchildwarrior]

Yours would definitely blow it out of the water. Do it!

[@Oelizabeth2011]

Ohhh I think this comment section can write ✍🏻a script here in a spontaneous manner better than most of the things on Netflix, forget this crap!!

[@MarinaKalle]

This! 😂 After only 20 minutes I was screaming into the couch cushions "Not another s*x scene!!!!!"

[@Mx.Phoenix]

I think my 5-year-old nephew could write a better script

[@HisVirusness]

The reenactment of the first movie with toys made my entire week.

[@axstorm2191]

ME TOO.

[@HisVirusness]

@@axstorm2191 We're friends now.

[@misfitanimations2787]

I absolutely love these videos and I hope we get to see more of your reenactments with action figures that was hilarious!😂🎉

[@fuckmeup7743]

It's been years, yet I will never forgive Netflix for prematurely ending Santa Clarita Diet, yet they have funds for this kind of movie.

[@lrx001]

I'm half Sicilian and had family members in the mafia and I'm not happy with how they portrayed the mafia at all. This romanticization of is disgusting. That being said, if you watch this after you take an edible it turns into a much more entertaining movie 10/10 would recommend.

[@feliz5919]

1. I’m sorry that you had to see this cringe-fest with a side of mafia and Stockholm syndrome romanticism. 2. I wouldn’t even recommend this movie to a talking frog.

[@SixtySecondYoga]

I’m intrigued 🤔

[@tiktokcringe2595]

Sooo um I need something done😶

[@elg8619]

tells us more about it, we need new movie.

[@Lavendre]

Hmmm...

[@barelyhere7200]

Netflix: so let me get this straight you want us to cancel all of our good shows and then give you more of all of the bad stuff? Everyone: uh no Netflix: OK fine but you asked for it

[@nailinthefashion]

When will I stop screaming about Santa Clarita Diet? Well, when are we getting another season despite it being canceled? Right, right... 📣

[@xDlauraxP]

I'm still sad bout The OA, alterd carbon and sense8

[@LanaKir3767]

I really tried to watch this movie with my older sister tonight. We had 1hour20min left and fortunately our wifi crashed, we went to cable and I watched Top Gun for the first Time instead. Saved my life and soul

[@imlv2614]

😂😂😂❤❤

[@sunon921]

The “mafia” in this movie is what people on Wattpad like to think about the mafia.

[@SomeoneSayOri]

netflix tries not to be a bad company challenge:

[@CraftyVegan]

Instant fail.

[@CP-ir3ft]

*impossible*

[@elinasaulite4328]

Laura: getting kidnapped ❌ Laura: kidnapping herself ✅

[@MrWolf-ng9ox]

OK I just love it whenever Alex laughs it just hits me and makes me laugh harder.

[@lauratheexplorer7382]

literally half of the movie would not have had to happen if Massimo would’ve told Laura about his brother right then and there when she asked him, instead of walking out

[@elfangel94]

“‘can’t wait to belgian that waffle’ or however girls talk” as a certified girl i can confirm that is 100% how we talk.

[@meghanav763]

wanted to like the comment but wouldn't want to change that number

[@Sandrinarhonda]

LMAOOOO never talked like that

[@loute0073]

Legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SteampunkHorse]

Break me off a piece of that KitKat, am I right?

[@real_lampcap]

They will make 2 "365 Days" movies, 3 "Princess Switch" movies a million seasons of "To All The Boys" but cancel amazing shows like "Sense8" "Santa Clarita Diet" or "The Get Down." And the Netflix wonders why everyone is switching to Hulu or HBO and why they are losing money so fast.

[@marialuizasantos809]

First time I've seen someone mention The Get Down when complaining about canceled shows. That show deserved so much more, it was so goodddd

[@melzoramills2579]

Another show they cancelled was the Greenhouse Academy. I loved it and was excited by the plot twist and wanted to find out when season 5 was coming out and they cancelled it. I was so disappointed. I also felt the same way with Unlisted. It only got 1 season and it ended on a kind of cliffhanger.

[@mullethater4223]

Yeah.Just signed HBO max today and I'm thinking about signing Curiosity stream. I can't find anything that I like on Netflix anymore,all the good movies are gone and good series are being cancelled. Idk about the Netflix situation in other countries,but here in Brazil, Netflix is getting really bad

[@ashleydowney1222]

Most of the shows that get canceled aren't shows that I have even heard of or watched. I was disappointed that The Babysitters Club got canceled though.

[@autumnrose9655]

THEY CANCELED SANTA CLARITA DIET????

[@jules-ys4nt]

why does laura have the most atrocious collection of gigantic sunglasses

[@jjjimmy9456]

your videos are always better than the movies you are reacting on😂 I watched the movie (I know, I know😩) after watching your video and the whole time was laughing because I remembered everything you were saying about it 😂😂 man you are the best

[@hectorarredondo6929]

It is such a mystery why Netflix is losing subscribers with this “masterpiece”

[@saininj]

Archive 51 wasn't good enough for the cut, but THIS IS!?

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Subscribers: We want the prices to be lowered and better content Netflix: yOu WaNt A sEqUeL tO 365 dAyS aNd CuTiEs (The Cuties sequel is a Joke)

[@TheArtBunch]

I'm sorry to be annoying, but *losing

[@fireblade295]

@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I wouldn't be surprised about a sequel...to...an illegal movie.

[@Freaki1705]

While they simultaneously cancel the good shows

[@mavhhh]

Bold of you to assume this is worse than I could imagine. My expectations were VERY low 😂

[@Bjork4s]

Very low? How about NO expectations instead. At this point it's not garbage, it's not bad, it's not great, it's not masterpiece either *It's ILLEGAL* 😂😂😂

[@penidk]

I had no expectations when I saw he trailer on Netflix I was like "ummm ok I'm gonna wait for Alex Meyers"

[@TennilleClayton]

If Netflix start having commercials...I will cancel my membership. No commercials is why I don't watch regular TV now.

[@jeebuschristos8423]

17:04 Could have been worse... it could have been a montage of them slow walking...

[@SkeaWeaFirst]

You can tell Alex is getting funnier and funnier in the weirdest way possible.

[@predatorasap5040]

I think he has genuinely gone insane from watching all these movies

[@SkeaWeaFirst]

@@predatorasap5040 Yeah you can also tell that, Watching Riverdale will do that to you

[@HoneyBunRoad]

His unhinged laughs always get me 🤣🤣