*365 Days* Better Than PassionFlix? | MOVIE REACTION

[@JLongbone]

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[@monsorelong5066]

I feel so so bad for you. Buuuuuuut thank you for suffering to entering us.

[@beavis8073]

What are your thoughts on 50 shades?

[@AxelFlash220]

You getting strikes baby gurl?

[@ManchesterUnited541]

Thank you jlgodbone

[@barbarabaker1457]

I feel like apologizing to Poland on Netflix's behalf for making This what they are famous for in movies. Angie's at least England had other famous movies here when fifty Shades came out. Baby girl alone hurt my brain, lol "Sahara desert." I'd say each Twilight fan fictions music got progressively worse, which is sad because, awful as twilight was, the soundtrack was amazing. @13:30 why does it feel oddly stolen from the little mermaid though? But yes, step up. And yes, he's actually appealing. But he's a duche and that gives me Sahara. Can't deny the effort though.

[@zakkybounce]

Couldn't find the right subtitles for this? Sounds like you were lost, babygirl.

[@leadvendor]

Oh LORT. XD

[@TVrawks301]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!

[@CatCatCaat]

Babygorl

[@thethmooteresa]

😫😫👌👌 Comment was worthy of the heart of the queennn

[@mr.a1827]

Hello 911?

[@franciscolaurean8550]

JLongbone: *Has a baby* Doctor: Congratulations, it's a baby girl JLongbone: *Triggered*

[@ponikoTV]

best coment ever

[@redbigun]

Jlongbone: Fuck it. Put it back in.

[@tileyahallen8219]

What could be worse? Is if the doctor was middle eastern w an accent.

[@TheSouloftheDragon]

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fic." *Raises finger to ask questions* "Don't ask!" *Lowers finger*

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Plenty of baby boy on Geraskier fics

[@aconcept1579]

blacktigerpaw1 a fellow man of culture👌

[@kerrychristensen7204]

@@blacktigerpaw1 yeaaaAAAHHH \0/ LUTE LOVE 💖

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@kerrychristensen7204 "Lube that ass, lemme play a song"

[@kerrychristensen7204]

@@blacktigerpaw1 😂👌"lovely bottom"

[@anitanielsen1061]

This movie is practically a musical, apparently 😂

[@joinsideke]

It would be better if she only pretended to love him to get him to lower his guard and then shanked him or something.

[@luckytidbit6225]

She could have been the iraqien surgeon

[@arcanonn]

She kinda did when they first “met” with the whole gun thing.

[@cam5816]

@@luckytidbit6225The what?

[@daniboy4153]

Y'all remember the Wattpad fanfictions about kidnap and all? This movie is basically those fanfictions, but adapted.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

Oh noooooo that reminds me of a 1D fanfic where the reader became a sex slave for the entire bandmate

[@mrpurple11]

Wattpad? This type of fics have existed since the early age of internet. I think they are fine bc its just fantasy but not movie material where it's mainstream

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@RibbonVintageGirl Or ones where they just fuck each other?

[@rickrollrizal2364]

I'm not surprised if the writer was a wattpad writer.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

@@rickrollrizal2364 OT but Oh my God I love Your username and pfp

[@kylefrank638]

18:18 18:42 19:21 "I won't do anything to you without your permission" Remember writing that line for him in that other scene, mr. or ms. script-person?

[@MostDefinitelyNotRosie]

*neck grab* OOOOO "Baby gorl" uuuuugh

[@moxiemaxie3543]

I was like Yummy then I started laughing

[@JayExci]

hey babygirl uwu

[@froggotheweebo6806]

Da fuck jay XD

[@ponikoTV]

god why...

[@arikemeiziii5549]

kick exci

[@SpacersChoice]

kick jay

[@jetnight88]

Ewwww no stop

[@asdf12369]

Haha shit i actually align so much with your take on "babygirl"

[@SomeGuy02]

We know Jlongbones kryptonite now. Next time she is on EFAP, we just need to send in super chats that only say "BABY GIRL"

[@JLongbone]

NOOOOO

[@KorporalNoobs]

You not gonna sabotage the sexual juggernaut that is EFAP like that.

[@DualisticDuelist]

@@JLongbone aRe YoU LoSt BaBy GuRl?

[@Vashthestampede967]

Yeah but who's gonna pay?

[@manicmentacide]

Thats just mean 😂😂😂

[@Missjunebugfreak]

This movie's premise would have worked better as a horror. In fact, I'm convinced it is a horror film masquerading as soft porn.

[@amyrat151]

A lot of these "romantic" movies would be way more convincing as horror movies.

[@daniboy4153]

These movies are just another episode of "Law And Order: Special Victims Unit"

[@hothotheat3000]

The guy would have to be ugly for it to be a horror movie.

[@sonicmarge]

@@hothotheat3000 He's a 5 at best, he can pass

[@ConfusedReject]

There is a horror movie with a kinda similar plot called The Collector made in 1965. Its about a butterfly collector who stalks and obsesses over this London art student and kidnaps her in his old big house. He gives her a time limit to love him and she tries every way to escape or convince him to escape. Its a good film imo

[@thewritersquill]

Her majesty has returned to grace us with her commentary for...*looks at title*... Oh god🙄

[@lilelo208]

Yeah, rather have part two of the Batman highschool comic..I haven't seen the movie, it didn't look interesting to me at all. I'm still grateful though, anything is good from this channel. (At least for me.)

[@ankaro4258]

Polish here. Author of this book is a meme in country. This movie get here so many bad review that it also become a meme. But there are some Karens that needs some Massimo fantasy so it's popular. But still it's consider bad as f.

[@lenase7396]

Honestly it s even funny that the 365 days books are sold in libraries in your country. Somebody give polish Karens decents books to read thanks.

[@laureenambani8739]

Books like this are mostly for sexually deprived middle age housewives or some middle age women that have no kids not married and sexually starving . Karens are mostly over exaggerating highly conservative women that make a storm in a teacup so this movie would probably not be for them .

[@Annica88]

I hate this generalization. I'm Polish, I'm not a Karen or middle age women with no kids. And I really like it. It's not a piece of art, yeah, that's for sure, but it's just a type of entertainment.

[@Kpaine]

Sounds just like what 50 Shades was (or still is) for America.

[@nutbunny10]

@@Annica88 Massimo is dreamy

[@47bloodhound]

Just realised the woman changed her hair so that it's the friend who gets killed and she's kidnapped and sold off or something.......why am I even thinking about this?

[@flagger1067]

Jesus, you just made it ten times better XD

[@shanedaley6236]

Amanda the Jedi covered this movie too it was funny this was inspired by 50 shades and has a sequel coming I guess

[@GokaikillerTobi]

That's actually clever.

[@kaykutcher2103]

@Vean Studio "Hair".

[@Melmeltheclown]

Basically

[@wynngwynn]

"Scar snipes him from Pride Rock" Not the sentence I was expecting to hear today.

[@nobody2996]

How to write a dominant and aggressive character: Constantly have them yell that they are aggressive and dominant like a tryhard.

[@martynar46]

Jesus, the amount of pure shame us Poles feel for THIS to become the overseas hit Polish movie is just out of this world

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Graphic jizz, yo!

[@fusselmietz5929]

Don't feel bad, you still have the witcher franchise!

[@Januchta99]

Fuck the witcher, its for friggin children, weve got Kieslowski franchise and Duda-Gracz paintings

[@fructosecornsyrup5759]

Someone over there needs to make a romance involving a winged hussar and it'd entirely make up for this, ngl

[@cam5816]

Your crime is not forgotten

[@molinagrn65]

One of my issues with Massimo is that he is so against trafficking little girls, okay good, but then he kidnaps a woman who didn’t know him and pretty much didn’t want to be there. Like ?? I think I would’ve digged it more if they had made Laura more intelligent with her escape plan but showed so is Massimo, like they are both very smart. But Laura was an idiot through the film.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

It'd be better if she was aware he's a Mafia boss and her leaving would put her family at risk. She would be forced to accept her new life and figure out ways to get it to her advantage.

[@molinagrn65]

blacktigerpaw1 That too. The conflicts weren’t really explored.

[@mywatchdoesmath4669]

Which begs the question of why even show her as a competent, no-nonsense business woman when all she was going to devolve into was a brat of sorts whose only real "power" in this dynamic was spending the dudes money?

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@Plop Plop Believe it or not, 'Orphan' does that.

[@laurene988]

I mean I guess you gotta have some limits/morals? But it's still really weird and awkward

[@Anna-tk7ui]

This entire movie is just a kidnapping self insert AU on AO3, all that's missing is Harry Styles or some BTS member.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Kidnapping plots can be done well, especially if there's genuine understanding like Belle and the Beast

[@blacktigerpaw1]

There are so many ABO fics like that featuring real people with pirate plots and shit it's fucked

[@cranberryrosebud]

Anna As an army, I’ve seen some BTS stuff I’ll never recover from

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@cranberryrosebud Like this epic? archiveofourown.org/works/10795731 There was one where one of the band mates was a cat girl sex bot and the other member fucked his mouth and didn't realize it was actually a living human being.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@Sabrina-vc9yt Lol you read the first chapter?

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

The girl should have spent this movie abusing HER power in the relationship and making him spend shit tonnes of money on random shit "to make her happy". She knows she can't escape , but she knows he won't hurt her because he's smitten. He has forceful power, but SHE has emotional power.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Not necessarily, he sexually assaulted her MULTIPLE times which can classify as hurting her. Especially since he said he wouldn't touch her without her permission, yet did it several times.

[@CT-se8vn]

Macent she did at the shopping montage

[@DoubleDeckerDave]

Jeez

[@IggyTheBalrog]

That's often the case in abuse cycles. Doesn't make getting yo ass handed to you by your fella any less horrific.

[@hothotheat3000]

A power struggle between the two of them, with her coming into her own as a dominant and him slowly becoming a submissive to her would’ve been really interesting, actually.

[@EmoBunny69]

I still can’t believe that mossimo wouldn’t have a second phone; like you’re in the mafia? What did sprint not let you get another phone on your plan?

[@Kadrzamarynarz111]

That singer in the background is the actor who plays massimo xddddddd

[@amandashotzman6324]

Hes like this is my mixtape it will play in every scene!!!

[@JLongbone]

He should stick to acting, honestly lol

[@mywatchdoesmath4669]

Oh my God, they took another page out of the Twilight movies' book

[@andieallison6792]

Which song?

[@jasondeveraux6150]

The movie is trash. This review/reaction, however, is curing my depression...

[@darth_autismo]

I prescribe Jlongbone once a week

[@shxdeeii5439]

“Ima show you what ur missing” What she missing? That she going to be doing all the work? 😂🤦‍♀️

[@klg9549]

AYYYYYYYYY

[@hothotheat3000]

Legit, he should have eaten the other chick out like Longbone said.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@hothotheat3000 He should've done it to her friend for added benefits.

[@RobertMorgan]

"That she going to be doing all the work?" no,no,no, that's she's going to be ALLOWED to do all the work. She has to EARN the PRIVILEGE of doing all the work, and like it.

[@madigable2125]

“I’ll be sitting back, chilling, reading my favorite Henry Cavill dom fic- *don’t ask, shut the fuck up.* “ I feel that.

[@paigel8136]

I call my CAT and SMALL CHILDREN "Baby girl." Excuse me for a minute. 🤮😭

[@laurene988]

Just don't call your partner that

[@akatie888]

My dogs name is babygirl

[@jetnight88]

@@akatie888 daaaa stop

[@chloepetersen6550]

Funny how this movie is "controversial" around the Karens, when they practically eat up Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey, but hey I guess double standards don't exist to them.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

That means it is THAT bad

[@julie-eh6nk]

@@RibbonVintageGirl exactly. Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are strange concepts but there's one thing that differentiates them from this and that's✨ c o n c e n t ✨

[@ValD98]

@@julie-eh6nk There was plenty of shit that Anna and Bella didn't consent to in the movies (getting undressed in a hotel room, being asked to abort her baby, being lifted on Gray's shoulder and spanked during an argument, crying whilst being spanked, being watched while she sleeps). Not to mention the whole predatory aspect of inviting virgin women into a sexual experience they clearly can't fully understand, whether it be BDSM they aren't even into or the power and knowledge of a hundred year old vampire. At least in the case of 365 days, the lead chick is a grown woman who's already had sex, and seems to be into the rough handling she's receiving, though is understandably put off by the whole kidnapping aspect.

[@julie-eh6nk]

@@ValD98 I get what you're saying my comment wasn't really meant in a serious way haha I've never even watched 50 Shades of Gray but to me 365 days is just romanticising the whole kidnapping thing plus the way Massimo treated the women around him made me extremely sick. Like I said I've never seen 50 Shades of Gray and I don't want to justify anything about the movie but it doesn't seem as bad to me as 365 days as people that have watched and enjoyed 50 Shades of Gray are disturbed by 365 Days

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@ValD98 Which was dropped by the shopping plot.

[@midnightkat3130]

“I’m not the monster you think i am” MAYBE IM THE MONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *im sorry*

[@eros5420]

Ive been with several women into DDLG. Emphasis on they were into it. Talking to a chick like you are going to go spin her on the carousel and buy her ice cream is a quick way to de-sexualize the mood.

[@eshaskepple5218]

Forgive my ignorance, but what's DDLG?

[@eros5420]

@@eshaskepple5218 is say google it but.... Its Daddy Dom. Little Girl. They like to be treated like children. Some even want to be supported or spoiled with gifts. Even harder pass on that shit. Lol. And don't feel bad for asking lol.

[@theepoch1354]

Shits mad creepy son.

[@beardedbjorn5520]

I mean, were they touched as children or some shit? That’s creepy as hell! LMAo

[@silentgroyper5069]

Women like these exist? Yoo share the wealth!

[@ValD98]

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fics. Don't ask!" We don't have to ask, Jay. We understand. We've all been there.

[@clashwithbunniesandrewsava4846]

agreed

[@wilius1428]

JLongbone is the best baby girl

[@nm6577]

In book Massimo said "You must be lost."/"Chyba się zgubiłaś." not "Are you lost babygirl".

[@moren8689]

Sounds more in-tone with his character.

[@eggs7594]

Whenever he says "Are you lost baby girl" I cringe so hard that i want to swan dive off a fucking cliff

[@akiva4900]

It feels like the original title of this was "365 shades of grey."

[@Cats-TM]

4:00 "It's alright Andy! It's just bolognese!"

[@juliannah5721]

Remember ladies, kidnapping, assault, & manipulation is OK if he's hot, badass, &/or RICH AF

[@blacktigerpaw1]

If it took place on a trailer park it'd be an SVU episode

[@JLongbone]

Pretty sure women aren't forfeiting their real life morality for a fictional dark romance movie.

[@ValD98]

@@JLongbone Was about to say. Rape fantasies don't translate to a desire for rape.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@ValD98 OP was saying that if the guy wasn't hot, it wouldn't be your typical fantasy. All it'd take was for the guy to be a trucker and it'd be a murder mystery.

[@juliannah5721]

@@ValD98 that wasn't my point, tho.

[@dummyfish7331]

i still go back to this video just to see the dad getting shot scene with the music playing. it’s so ill-fitting it has me snorting

[@sierraj.1459]

There is only one man who can say Babygirl and that is Derek Morgan to Garcia in Criminal Minds.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Octane from Apex Legends can get away with it too.

[@samfanhellyeah]

At least the guy is actual hot for once but yeah the baby girl line. ......nope nope nope

[@joshuaokoro-sokoh2993]

"I'm not gonna touch you without your permission" The number of times he has touched her without her permission in this review alone - EIGHT!!!!

[@monkeyming5545]

The worse part about this movie is you can’t even flip the creepiness to be sexy. Like in Twilight, you could see Bella and Edward had a thing, even though it was manipulative and weird, you could see it. This? Nope

[@DoubleDeckerDave]

Bella was a naive teenager, of course it would be believable for her to fall for Edward.

[@michaelstrong5383]

That's because Bella was a teenage girl. The woman in this movie is supposed to be in her late 20's. There's no excuse for this kind of creepiness.

[@FreeSpirit90]

you can thank Barbara Bialowas for that.

[@SoWhosGae]

Michael Strong 30-31

[@blacktigerpaw1]

The TikTok women loving this are the same ones who decry rape culture.

[@laoaidan2400]

Anyone here ever play Episode? This feels like someone made a movie based on Episode instead of the usual wattpad fanfic

[@janethebluemouse]

Lao Aidan 😂 I bet she spent some diamonds for that tacky hairstyle

[@laoaidan2400]

The purple penguin “some”? she spent _all_

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

@@janethebluemouse All of the Diamonds!

[@anonymousartist80]

Episode ads are usually better than the actual game

[@Shatterstar]

*Took a shot of liquor every time he says baby girl* *now has alcohol poisoning*

[@bluelanternguardianangel8038]

Whenever Jlongbone comes across a trashy movie/ show she's like that stereotypical prospector hick that finds gold in the wild west and i love it lol

[@Alex-rh8mr]

You legit make me laugh harder than just about any other youtuber that I’ve come across. Yeah there are other channels that I like a lot in terms of humor but I swear your videos are on a whole different level of funny. Thank u so fuckin much for making videos dude please never stop!

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Agreed. Her channel is a gem.

[@flagger1067]

June Asiimwe she’s a gem! Love her commentaries because they’re soo funny and entertaining I can’t stop watching.

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

At first I thought J was exaggerating in the Baby Girl Rant. But, then I thought about it. Like, really thought about it. It really is the ultimate mood-killing pet name. Babe/baby, doll, and all other names that are similar have a significantly higher moisture factor compared to ‘baby girl.’ There’s just something about those two words together, and I can’t figure it out.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Honestly it depends on how it's used. I don't mind it, but the delivery and mood does it for me.

[@jetnight88]

Ahhhhh no no No baby girl

[@crawlingboy]

Doll I can see or even sometimes Baby But baby girl just sounds wrong it sounds like something you say to your child Just use darling

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

@@crawlingboy Yeah, exactly! It’s like “Southern dad picking up his toddler from daycare” energy. Not sexy at all.

[@aldovesper1362]

The music actually makes me flinch every single time it comes on. Like, I’ve never seen a movie where the _music_ is what makes it drag. This movie is an-hour-and-a-half and it feels like each song adds another fifteen minutes.

[@wolfhawk1999]

Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie

[@michaelstrong5383]

And people think Beauty and the Beast was Stockholm Syndrome: The Movie. Yes Belle was a prisoner but she didn't immediately fall in love with the Beast until he started to act more human. What does any other woman even see in this creep anyway?

[@daniboy4153]

@@michaelstrong5383 I'm literally thinking that as well. Like people say Beauty And The Beast is bad, but 365 Days... It's literally damn STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AS A MOVIE!!!

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@michaelstrong5383 Belle also knew her father would never survive being locked up so she willingly went with the Beast. It's more like walking into a dangerous situation in order to save someone's life.

[@lilelo208]

I thought Stockholm was a myth.

[@spudbuttowski]

@@lilelo208 IT IS! It was debunked YEARS AGO that's the funny thing about all of this. Stockholm syndrome doesn't exist

[@michaelstrong5383]

Can't believe we found a movie that's more trashy and creepier than Fifty Shades.

[@Missjunebugfreak]

I'm just dumbfounded that we're going to get a sequel to this hot garbage.

[@greyblueme9711]

We get twilight, then we get a fan fiction of twilight, and then we get a fan fiction of twilight's fan fiction

[@blacktigerpaw1]

But the ejaculation scene!

[@AnimaVox_]

>when you make a bad fanfiction of a bad fanfiction of a bad novel The memes make themselves.

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

@@greyblueme9711 The Russian Nesting Dolls of Hellerotica

[@Gold_Stranger]

This is not sexy, it's fucking hysterical!

[@Maria-le5jp]

I laughed SO hard when the music was supposed to be all passionate and the flight attendant is just CHOKING on his peen wtf ahhaha

[@blacktigerpaw1]

I legit thought it was from Brazzers. The song wasn't so bad but it has no place in that scene.

[@reginaphalange9417]

« he’s carrying the movie on his d*ck » 😂

[@anthonyguidas2012]

Pretty sure “baby girl “ ended when Morgan left Criminal Minds🤣

[@aconcept1579]

Too soon💀

[@GokaikillerTobi]

That was the only time it was acceptable.

[@luistowersss]

Derek Morgan is the only person allowed to use baby girl

[@caylajohnson8825]

I've never watched you before but dear god I'm definitely not disappointed.

[@khfan4life365]

The two lead actors have great sexual and romantic chemistry. It’s a shame they were wasted for this movie. Regarding the birth control thing: in the book, Laura has a heart condition, which was why she didn’t use the pill.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Yeah. If the story had a better plot it'd be a great sexual drama.

[@gramboni0624]

Mossimo's Dad: One day when I am gone you will have my empire. Random Sniper: You want an advance on that chief?

[@frankamarkovic3180]

You see this guy at 3am next to your bed and he said: Are YoU asLeEP BAby GoRL? What do you do?

[@_ViTU]

Turn to the other side and go back to sleep

[@CT-se8vn]

I don’t have time to care. I’ll just go back to sleep tbh

[@paraco6083]

I got a gun under my bed so I mean--

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Get Ezio fucking Auditore.

[@ValD98]

Excuse myself as I suddenly feel dehydrated.

[@kylamamber9080]

It's labeled as a dark romance so it knows it's a toxic relationship. It's just a fantasy movie just like all of the other toxc romance movies. At least this one admits it.

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

That "Katy Perry downgrade" joke hit too hard and too bluntly XD as an elder Zoomer who grew up in KP's prime, I must violently concur

[@swagman2250]

I love how the songs are sung by the main actor

[@MistyLunaLotus]

"Do you want to touch it?" "OF COURSE" I'm ded 💀🤣

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

This film has a 3.3 out 10 user rating on IMDB and yet 81 percent of google users like this film. Google users have odd tastes.

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

@Call me Mathijes One of lives greatest mysteries.

[@wiktoriakos2597]

Bots probably

[@krumblemumble8628]

"You may leave now, Chef BoyarDumbass" Jlongbone

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I... I have a small chicken I call “baby girl” because she’s so tiny... it feels odd now because of this movie.

[@khankrumgaming8926]

"he's a douche bag, he wears starter, like seriously who the fuck still wears that." *looks at photos of my friends...* Apparently everyone from a former socialist republic... must be the water.

[@samantaraafat8526]

Are we sure this movie wasn’t originally a Wattpad book? Because it sure as hell ticks all the boxes of being a Wattpad book: -“strong independent woman” main lead who falls in love with the abusive dude anyways -mafia leader who’s super hot and godlike and was personally sculpted by the gods with chiseled abs and other generic hot main guy descriptions, also has zero personality -cringe dialogue and too many sex scenes -unrealistic portrayal of the mafia -the hot main lead is cold and calculating and dangerous but has a Sad(TM) past and for some reason changes for the woman he only met a week ago -main lead dude changes for his love but the main lead female never changes I mean, is there anything more Wattpad than that?

[@blacktigerpaw1]

It'd be a smash hit if it were gay, like Call Me By Your Name. Elio in that book threatens to break Oliver's legs if he leaves him.

[@samantaraafat8526]

@blacktigerpaw1 oh god, I just got middle school flashbacks to those kind of stories.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@samantaraafat8526 I wrote a response and KZbin deleted it. Nice.

[@DoodleDoo2]

blacktigerpaw1 WHAT. And yet people hype the movie that has the minor and the 27 year old 💀

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@somethingsomethingdarkside4603 They happen to be very common tropes, in both gay and het fanfiction. I see it all the time in multiple fandoms.

[@aconcept1579]

There’s people talking about reading fan fiction in this comment section.... I’ve found my people

[@blacktigerpaw1]

You ain't seen it until Sam Wilson gets fisted and pissed in by captain America

[@aconcept1579]

blacktigerpaw1 that’s child’s play

[@ValD98]

@@blacktigerpaw1 Pfft. Wait till you read Sauron x Morgoth hand fetish fics.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@ValD98 I believe I've actually seen a few. 'Dead Dove Do Not Eat' are real pieces of work.

[@mahogania5536]

@@blacktigerpaw1 what the hell does that even mean?

[@feeltheillinois]

the only time baby girl is cute is in the last of us when it's used in a genuine father-daughter context

[@r0be077]

This movie may be trash but one thing I will give it is its use of language. A lot of movies say “fuck it they’re all speaking the same language” even when it doesn’t make sense. The amount of times I’ve seen two characters speak the same (non English) native tongue but for some reason choose to speak English when alone together is high. I like that this movie only used English when it makes sense.

[@user_J117]

The bank owners are the real gangsters...

[@blacktigerpaw1]

I was gonna say. Even the Mafia did NOT fuck with the banks.

[@lisajay7099]

Since someone said that he says "baby girl" with the same accent as Gru from Dispicable Me, I just can't

[@missyOJ]

“When you are with him, you feel like a little girl. He makes all your sexual fantasies come true” Hold the fuck on-

[@lizotakuartist5117]

The playground chanting during a sex scene right after they were talking about child sex trafficking. *HOW IS THIS SUPPOSE TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE FEEL EXACTLY?!*

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

One word, "uncomfortable".

[@ember2.031]

Rape is bad Unless it's a hot dude...then it's ok

[@jojopinkjiggly7256]

No one: Basically no one: No one normal in this universe: Sicilian Mafioso: ARE YOU LOST BABYGIRL???

[@cartooncritique6625]

Remember when people used to make the joke..."Still a better love story than Twilight", and then EL James wrote "50 Shades of Grey" which was somehow worse...and now here we are with THIS. Every time I think we've hit rock-bottom somebody throws me a shovel! -__-

[@CyberCommander1990]

Worried that women will think sex trafficking is okay? Wouldn't they say that men would think kidnapping hot women is okay? But logic is difficult I suppose...

[@tultsi93]

This movie should be renamed as "Baby Girl."

[@takamikeigo7985]

*Baby G0rl

[@jetnight88]

Ahhhh no

[@moomyung9231]

My mom's nickname for me is Baby Girl so yeah...reminding me of my mom is not hot.

[@mirandasummerset]

"ArE YoU LoSt BaByGiRl" Me: gags in cringe Lol

[@giada540]

I hate this freaking movie. It romantize kidnap while perpetuating the stereotype of mafia bosses being attractive men in their 30's, although in reality they are monsters that burn children in acid.

[@giulizpaviz6381]

Ok I'm italian and I can confirm that if italians wanna flirt with someone who's not italian they never say "baby girl"

[@BlitsAzalisDash]

Your videos bring me an indescribable amount of joy.

[@BrinaFlautist]

The commentary is genuinely the funniest shit I have ever heard in my life PREGOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@khfan4life365]

I call my dog “baby girl” at times. Oh, shit…😳

[@kerrychristensen7204]

3:18 Fuckin' Mob Mufasa over here 3:38 Ahaha 👏😂

[@Gr3yHomie]

He seems like the type of guy you see in a horror film

[@cameliaberghean1300]

What's the obsession in these rOmAnTiC books/movies of having the leads go through the motions of marriage and baby after only knowing each other for a couple months? I'm probably expecting too much, but some happy ending variation would be nice.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

I like slow burn stories, because then the chemistry is actually worked out between the characters.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

You don't know the half of it, J - I'm convinced Polish romance movies (drama or comedy, but *especially* comedy) are some sort of cognitohazard mind virus, specifically designed to drive anyone except middle-aged Polish women to lunacy. We used to have some amazing filmmakers too: Wajda ("Ashes and Diamonds", "The Wedding"), Kieślowski ("The Decalogue", "Three Colours Trilogy"), Żuławski ("The Possession", "The Public Woman") [and even more unpronounceable names, believe it or not!] for a start. Nowadays, it's pretty much all lowest common denominator trash, but your reaction to it is pure gold!

[@avanticurecanti9998]

Babby Grill

[@hollandfray4521]

"You went from early 2010's Katy Perry to 2020 Katy Perry. That's a total downgrade" Me: Damn, that's and insult.

[@molinagrn65]

Legit, when I first saw the shower scene. When he grabbed her neck I made the “crrk snap-“ line from the Protector Review.

[@matthewlugo2417]

Lol

[@moonflowerviewing91]

[majestic gangster zip]

[@scottski02]

"Reading my Henry Cavill dom-fic" Me: I'm shocked. Shocked!........Well not that shocked.

[@BSGA22]

One day I will watch the Dracula review on this ancient tree trunk.

[@petite-beefcakes]

Me: " Please don't mention it's Polish, please don't mention it's Polish, please don't mention it's Polish" Literally 3 seconds in: F U C K

[@rachelzhou1590]

I'll give Twilight this (the first movie, anyway), it at least had one or two songs from its soundtrack that I liked. Unlike this travesty...

[@bigmitchy4026]

if you want more 'fuck-movie (TM)' suggestions you should do a reaction to 'A Serbian Film'