4 Watermelon Slicers Tested and Ranked

Today I test out four watermelon slicers, including the "windmill" design that has been advertising on social media lately, and for which I have received many requests.
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[@MikeJones100_]

Will I buy these? Nope... Am I entertained watching you try them? Yup.

[@EDBailley]

Exactly! 😂😂

[@papichulo9684]

Lol well said

[@alessandrocwilliam]

Some of these actually interests me but I'm in Europe so buy any of them is impossible (there are probably still available with different names or from different brands tho). Like 90% of the products reviewed in this Channel are only USA TV-Products.

[@raymondvelez4110]

Why is is like that? The world may never know

[@mouaxiong8618]

No it was boring but for some reason watched it all.

[@hyenacub]

"Blollolloloh" LOL That cracked me up. Man that cuber surprised me, too. Fun video. And now I really want cantaloupe.

[@kristee8402]

I really want watermelon, how'd he get one that juicy? we won't have those for another month or so

[@trblessed1020]

Lmbo me too!!! I was cracking up on the train

[@Devin-ht8fq]

😂😂😂

[@anjikita4893]

I just love the "sound effects" from him. 😅

[@III-zy5jf]

I love that 12-piece slicer, but I must stick with my peasant knife and one watermelon per year.

[@fujifilm5127]

Why do I watch his videos. Wholesomeness. He's the daddest dad doing the daddest thing. Reviewing useless As Seen on TV products. Gives me a warm feeling of nostalgia for some reason

[@tochi8061]

Yeah ikr it's very oddly nostalgic

[@hollygibson628]

I want that center melon on the last cutter!!! The "heart" of the watermelon is the sweetest, most flavorful part of the whole melon!!!!!

[@discingaround]

Just as watermelon season is about to start, James comes in clutch with the epic slicer review. Thanks bro! Enjoy that watermelon in the Las Vegas heat!

[@Jamluvrr]

i thought you were talking about james charles

[@robylove9190]

Hey James, the windmill thingy works much better if you cut both ends off. you can just keep going right through the end.

[@curtriceennis2924]

My thought exactly. I saw that cutter "in - person," and, the one cutting with it had no problems doing so. They also cut both ends off of the watermelon. 👍👍👍

[@aarond7799]

this channel is so human i love it. blhalalahalalhalhalalal "i can only imagine the comments." WELL AFTER U MADE THE SOUND!! Then hes like "oh i forgot to take out the seed! ahhh i forgot to clean it lmao

[@Trytocookthis]

so dirty! hehe

[@WAFFLE-il6tv]

Yeah we all knew how that would go

[@kristee8402]

Yep, just like how most of us would use it. That's why I love this channel.

[@mgunter]

Mini Watermelon, just use a spoon and eat the entire half, it's about 90% water anyway.

[@sam-vz8zn]

I do that with big watermelons 😶

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@sam-vz8zn I have to stop myself from doing that, lol. I'll start carving, then a nice dark patch of melon will appear and I'll feel I'm obligated to one really good savory piece as the one cutting. But then I want more...and more, lol.

[@sam-vz8zn]

Lmao i have the same problem 1 hole large watermelon later and i belly ach still dont learn my lesson

[@polandball999]

Minimelon

[@curtriceennis2924]

I love watermelon but just found out a couple of days ago how I can no longer eat it. When I do, it causes my tummy to get upset. 😪

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

"Can only imagine the comments on that... *immediately proceeds to put it in his mouth* " If Photoshops happen, you only have yourself to blame.

[@jtop2038]

I think it may have been natural for him.

[@ramensales3967]

Stop being weird

[@millyslime1190]

@@ramensales3967 no you

[@ramensales3967]

@@millyslime1190 wrong use of that

[@millyslime1190]

@@ramensales3967 no, you

[@lescobrandon3047]

In my neighborhood restaurant kitchen, a worker got his finger caught in a watermelon slicer and got fired! The watermelon slicer was also fired.

[@Ryarios]

Ba dum bum..

[@andrewcampbell4183]

Imagine watching him prepare for this video Walks into the grocery store empty handed walks out with 24 melons of all types and sizes

[@sjcommander91]

"I need these for KZbin! Don't judge me!!"

[@The1luckdragon]

The sounds made today.... I can't stop laughing.

[@prittyflutterbystar]

Damn, I thought the windmill one wouldn't work at all! Surprising!👍

[@Azzmelater]

I've probably binge watched 80% of your channel this week lol, your my favorite reviews channel :)

[@StephClo]

I'd freeze the round middle part of the watermelon from the slicer to make a nice popsicle out of it 🍉

[@phil2782]

Add it to a water bottle for watermelon infused water.

[@StephClo]

@@phil2782 That's a great idea! Thanks for the tip :)

[@Trytocookthis]

@Stephen Koppe , or course. That goes without saying.

[@elgigante2001]

Or slice up the core then freeze it and use them as watermelon ice cubes for fruity drinks, delicious.🍹🍉

[@reecedenning3483]

"That looks like some sort of underwater creature that's gonna be like clclclclclc" 😆😆

[@bjpalm1994]

Great review James! You are one of the few people that I can watch and even though I have no intention of buying the product, can still be entertained. Keep up the awesome work!

[@zephramartin6632]

love the videos man! always a great channel to put in the background while im working! And! helps with making informed purchases

[@rmp5s]

My God...first it was egg crackers, now it's WATERMELON SLICERS!? I didn't even know this stuff existed! You should do water boilers next! :-P

[@cartymoo]

You mean a kettle?

[@digitalspecter]

I'd say a water boiler is a lot more useful than these. I know I've got a lot of use out of one. It's fast, efficient and doesn't need supervising, a lot safer for children etc. :)

[@ShugoAWay]

Ueah they are called unitaskers and it is a million dollar market for people too dim to use a generic tool

[@shorttimer874]

But I love my electric water kettle with multiple temperature settings, plus it boils eggs!

[@jgibson111]

My wife could use a water boiler. She burns water! The flies got together and fixed the holes in the screen door! Her toast is good except for the bones! She can't make ice cubes, she lost the recipe!

[@gezeo750]

I love the camera shake at the end of the first watermelon core-er(?) MAXIMUM EFFORT!!

[@tonynathanson7843]

Thanks for one of the most entertaining reviews I've seen. I was laughing all the way through it.

[@ThatsKarina7]

Love these kinds of videos. Great job!

[@pastrychefalfred876]

As a chef who makes fruit displays and display peices the top two would be awesome for me to try and see just how long they last with contiued use.

[@lauraalbert96]

When I saw that windmill slicer on TV I thought, “There is no way that works as good as they show.” but it actually does! I am impressed. I will stick with a regular knife still but good to know and always entertaining to watch.

[@brianegendorf2023]

I like the 12 piece slicer, but I feel like it should come with a base of some kind to keep the melon in the right position. I can see the windmill cutter being good when you are cutting up melons for party plates.

[@9495990411]

The one that slices like an apple is what I have. We bought it like 7 years ago. Definitely required strength. I always had to have my husband cut it for me and it was such an effort. So now 7 years later I buy watermelon every week and cut it myself but thought today I would give it another shot. I looked up another KZbin video and the lady put it on a lower table and it cut straight through with little effort. So I put it down or I could use on my body strength and it just sliced through like nothing. Does make for a pretty display and very easy to clean. 👍🏼 Side note I would wash it as soon as you can, so it doesn't get sticky. My daughter cut her finger on this years ago washing it with a sponge.

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

I have a bit of a cold and you wiggling the center piece of the big slicer had me laughing into a coughing fit. 🤣

[@alleosussquirt8041]

This video reminds me of the time my dad wanted to give me an upgraded 'military punishment'. I was expecting a bag of potatoes to be changed into 2 bags... No, he got me 12 watermelons and ordered me to peel them.

[@linda-moonlight]

What devil even thought of eating watermelon without holding onto the green part and squishing it in your face... Nice job. 😀

[@rdizzy1]

Scoop it out with a spoon into a bowl as needed and eat it with a fork, that is what I do, don't have to fuck around with messy hands cutting it up and holding onto it.

[@awesomekoga7848]

Thanks for this review. Very entertaining and informative. Strength is an issue for both my mother and myself. I got the windmill slicer for myself and am going to purchase a watermelon in a bit. I’m so anxious to try it. I love watermelon but have such a hard time cutting them. I also ordered another windmill cutter for my mom. I used eBay and got a super awesome deal.

[@curtriceennis2924]

I'm a bit behind with this comment, but, I just saw the "windmill" slicer yesterday in 2022. The person cutting with it had no problems doing so because they cut both ends off of the watermelon. And the center part leftover from the corer/slicer is the BEST part of the watermelon cause it's the sweetest !!!👍👍

[@feron450]

Love watching all your videos I probably wouldn’t buy 99% of the stuff you review but man is it entertaining to watch you test them.

[@kumd]

Please keep making these comparison videos! I can’t get enough 😂

[@dawnmeier2834]

Thank you so much! I love your reviews.

[@jerseygirl6155]

I just got the windmill one and didn't have a clue how to use it. Now that you did this video-I can use mine. I was doing it backwards! Helpful video James-thanks

[@Chey60]

the middle part "heart" is the best part of a watermelon!

[@allyfrasier6306]

This was such a funny video 🤣 Thanks for the giggles ☺️

[@ProfligateGhost]

Dude, I laughed so hard at "MADE IN CHIAN". The fact they got that wrong had my stomach hurting. xD

[@Swish36]

KEEP AWAY FROm CHILL-DRUH 😂😂😂😂😂

[@a1465]

Blalalalala... I laughed so hard at that one James! Made my day!! I’m almost crying!!!

[@a1465]

And btw, this is the first comment I made on a video in like 15 years ... it got to me that much!

[@christopherjohnson4276]

I thought this title was Watermelon Silencers. Lol

[@Freakinreviews]

Now that would be something to see.

[@lilsunshine7265]

Shhhhhhh!!! *or else 👊

[@Margar02]

Hahaha for your semi-automatic melon bazooka!

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

psssshhht **pushes pillow down on watermelon**

[@1time4younme]

My gosh! I've learned my lesson... don't eat while watching your videos or you'll run the risk of spitting out your food while laughing! Simply love your videos! "Can only imagine the comments on that" :-) Thank you for the informative videos... and the humor! Great job as always!!

[@truepredictions8287]

12 melons one bite truly offended 😂😂

[@CaroleMorin]

I just love your reviews and am always amazed how people find ways of inventing totally useless gadgets!

[@hossinator04]

Damn you crack me up!!!!! Love watching you. I have the one that looks like a apple slicer and if you put it on a pan and about knee level it slides right through. Thanks for the reviews!!!

[@MrsInAbox]

The sounds effects were gold :)

[@_paulluevano]

That’s for the frequent uploads I appreciate it

[@shawnrodgers2180]

On the windmill melon cutter, there is measurements on one of the sides for 3 different thickness of watermelon

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Oh wow, I'd love that last one! I hate carving the obligatory 4th of July watermelon, lol. It's messy and takes forever and the large chunks make it fit in storage containers awkwardly. Also, my family has a horrible habit of being too polite with the watermelon. We eat only a little bit, trying to save some for everyone else, and then it goes to waste! Maybe with slices and an exact number per person, the watermelon will be fully eaten.

[@rawgreed666]

I really dig ur channel keep up the awesome job

[@samialbrahim9255]

Nice review man 👏👏👏👍

[@pika23]

My dad and mom have the gigantic one with sections. Christmas tree stores has it

[@diannamarie464]

I actually have the 12-slice cutter and love it! I DO have to get up on a step stool to use my weight to push on it but I think the one I have is a better one then the one that you used in this demonstration because it has serrated edges and not smooth so it cuts easier. I also don't think that you get a "watermelon bath" when using it like the other ones either, LOL!

[@Xploit66]

I feel like the sleek needed more of a curved gutting motion. Rather than a drag a swoop, kind of scoop lmao.Just judging from the shape of it and the angle of the "blade". That being said, still seems like a poor design.

[@njchaos]

Best in Comedy! One of your best shows!

[@kayleewinget4163]

You and Vivian tries released watermelon cutter reviews on the same day!!!

[@mariehuff5763]

Vivian heads lol

[@wishbone2157]

i just bought the slicer with the spin part on it, i wanted to get it for the ladies in my produce department to make things a little easier, hope they like it :)

[@CrimFerret]

It was entertaining watching you use these. I have this amazing kitchen tool called a knife that works very well for slicing watermelons as well as most anything else that needs cutting. Easier to clean too.

[@averageguy53]

This was fun to watch!!!!....😀✌️❤️!!!

[@michellepantoja-honn4287]

This was awesome thank you so much. I was wondering about the cube one, I have strength issues due to nerve damage so that might help make things easier for me. Now I'm craving watermelon which is refreshing in this Vegas heat.

[@MrSkinner16]

THE BEST SOUND EFFECTS!!!

[@a.n4031]

13:35 He's like the perfect kid. It was so funny. Edit: I swear this was a compliment

[@scaper8]

I'm actually giving some thought to that gaint apple slicer one. Dispatch a watermelon in seconds and, after seeing that beautiful melon flower, a great display for a picnic or birthday party!

[@deenaputzier819]

I think ill stick with my big knife. Could you please do a review on magnetic screen doors, thank you

[@candysantillo3325]

LOL at your sound effects 😁

[@edwardkellogg1284]

The cube maker is cool. I do like that monster slicer. I have seen that one advertised on TV. This would be my choice. Great review.

[@grittyshaker]

Love the sound effects

[@WolfHolloway]

Great review - even better commentary

[@shivaargula4735]

Those two slicers are actually really good for cutting cake. Cake is a lot softer to cut through, there's no rind, and it doesn't splash you!

[@carolann8286]

Those watermelons look sooooo good. I want some right now.

[@jenniferwiehebrink5732]

Must be Melon Day in the KZbin Reviewer Universe lol. Literally just watched Vivian Tries review the Windmill melon slicer lol I watch both channels religiously!

[@brianegendorf2023]

KZbin analytics..watch something about any product, and like five other things based off of that same product will show up.

[@mgunter]

As Seen on TV, most likely in the background of another watermelon slicer ad.

[@jillianburke2]

😂

[@ZhanLala]

Would like to try the windmill #2 As for #3 and #4 ive seen other vids where they cut them both ways and get nice cubes.. Maybe worth a retry

[@jz1443]

Weird to see the apple slicer one and for it to work so well. Thought this would include the "corkscrew" type that works so perfectly for watermelons and pineapples.

[@stefanoinnocenti6]

This video is also useful. I bought the fourth model in the standings, but I haven't tried it yet, we hope it won't be a waste of money. Greetings from Italy!

[@ae31860]

I sure hope you enjoy all your watermelon!

[@JinapherShakur]

I've seen so many people test the watermelon windmill thing, and it works amazing. But in all of those other videos I seen, when the package arrived it came with that first product as a free gift. I've never seen it sold by itself, that's weird....I love watermelon! ❤ Lol

[@MamaPinks]

That was a good *gigglesnort" The watermelon core!. . . . 😂

[@pika23]

That last watermelon when it's displayed open, looks like that monster from Stranger Things...🤯🧐

[@jabberdouche]

That windmill thing is fixing a problem that never existed in the first place.

[@jpny4750]

I’ve been using the Slice Right for a while. The key is first not to cut the watermelon in half, but rather into quarters. Using the Slice Right on the quartered watermelon is super easy and super fast. Much faster than doing the same with a knife.

[@DealerLoot1]

- If you can use a knife, then watch this video for melon slicing! kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4uremqAn7SWotk - Just use a sharp knife so that the edge can glide through the tough outer skin.

[@ThatOddLife]

I don't think I've ever heard you drop an f-bomb James. Good commentary I love it

[@dasloyal]

The only trouble with that 12-slice cutter is where I'd store it lol.

[@hollygibson628]

Maybe in a pinch it could be ur back up pizza slicer!!

[@KungKokkos]

Hang it on the wall

[@mcz68l]

I had your #1 pick, after awhile, when the blade gets dull it becomes harder to use. I would be interested after you use it for awhile if you get same results.

[@justinlaboy6837]

if the round one's blades were angled downward toward the center it would work so much better

[@kiki-drawer2669]

Well if you got a strong person on hand, the huge apple cutter one seems really useful at big parties! I will most likly never use anything you review but you are very good white noise while I work. Thank you! Keep it up!

[@maryellenherr777]

Thanks. I was wondering about that windmill slicer.

[@MangroveEngineering]

Not gonna lie, you got me pretty good at 13:28 with your sea creature!

[@JustMe-mt5df]

Friggin video won’t go away

[@ThriftHunt3r]

Sure seems like the majority of us will just use a knife. With that being said it was very entertaining to watch you test each one out.

[@KungKokkos]

Could be amazing for a beach bar or some such tho, yeah? Or a school kitchen etc

[@Clarity_OSRS]

I love those weird sound effects that you do lol

[@RazoE]

My daughter can't stop laughing at your logh logh logh noises

[@Brawr183]

I don’t even like watermelon but I’m gonna watch the whole thing aren’t I? Yes.

[@kylegibbs243]

Are these able to be sharpened?

[@nightravenherbalteas9002]

The sound effects made my day

[@Winnyao]

This should've been a red shirt video. Thank you for the honest reviews! This helps alot!!!

[@16driver16]

Im gonna buy that watermelon cube slicer and convince my kids they can turn watermelons into minecraft.

[@ianvicedomini2648]

The twelve slicer leaves a lot to people's imagination but none the less a pretty good deal. Best of the bunch i reckon mate. Great video