[40k] Every Primarch in a Nutshell [XI - XX]

[@WoodImp]

Won't lie, threw this monstrosity together at 4am running off 3 hours sleep and battling nurgle cough. Top shelf stuff just round the corner though, fear not fellow guardsmen it's not all shit posts.

[@vulkeg]

I-X when? :D

[@timdogg0511]

I came here for the same answer

[@QueenofBlades-i9f]

Dude this is top shelf

[@sarzootashoota351]

The Magnus one is God tier.

[@ritikshaw5868]

I'd have yeeted that kid. Even if he wasn't mine.

[@7hi5on35]

That boy needs curb-stomping into the naught step...

[@cb2291]

I would've thrown him out a window

[@ltdowney]

"I accidentally my dad's whole webway project..."

[@spaghettimkay5795]

That kid would get slapped

[@Deadman1000]

Magnus just being a petty lil kid is perfect

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Nah. He just loves books so much that he destroys their archenemy on sight.

[@itsalwayssunnyonterra]

Guilliman killed me

[@darthjekyll3648]

Girly man?

[@Robotryx]

You probably deserved it.

[@ryanmartin4090]

Wish you edited in the armor 😂

[@commentator6072]

Is this Alpharius' acount?

[@stanleythedoggy]

0:59 if that was my kid he'd be sent to the fucking shadow realm with no hesitation. Unless it's staged or whatever.

[@InhumanFan98]

It probably straight up is. Any parent would have taken the hammer away and when he pulls the tv down the dad does nothing to stop it, just letting that brand new expensive tv fall and only after the son hits it with the hammer while its down does he actually go to take it off him

[@surtrlombarde4243]

Why does he have a hammer? Lol

[@JagerFrostTroll]

It's staged

[@ianmurray8925]

No lie, it could be severe autism

[@MarvoloSalazar]

Exactly i was in complete disbelief. Couldnt be me

[@BaronVonMott]

1:30 Lies! If Vulkan had been asked that question he'd have cheerfully stomped over, loudly shouted out directions to the shop he found the jacket at, then given the person who asked a huge rib-cracking hug!

[@deusdex1186]

And then burn them.

[@karamanid]

unless the one who asked the question is an eldar child

[@Drownedinblood]

He saw through the Eldar Guise.

[@QuaestorL]

That was a bus full of eldar children.

[@1776SolidSnake]

Did my boy rowboat girlyman dirty

[@WoodImp]

I could never!

[@doomslayer9077]

The corax one was perfect

[@alexrosu4405]

Very covert joke about Alpharius/Alpharius being shorter than the other primarchs.

[@thewolfpack7718]

Vulkan is a hardcore henry reference. Love it.

[@Nerthos]

I think Henry Cavill should play Vulkan

[@ReaperDanny112]

corax as the real chester bennington almost killed me 🤣

[@Nerthos]

Tongo is Peru's national treasure

[@pizzapower88]

"what rules you sons of bitches" i had me dying

[@leitodamien3835]

JBP as Horus had me death

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

The Emperor lied to me about making his bed

[@NerdGasims]

Corax & Alpherus/Omegon were perfect & hilarious. Oh Angron was good too but Alex Jones going “agggghhhhhh” is pretty much Angron

[@IceSick90]

Holy shit. That flame thrower video was AMAZING! I HAD never see that! I'm still cracking up

[@losthero0]

From "Hardcore Henry" great movie

[@whichDude]

Whole movie here on KZbin. Awesome movie. "Listen to your heart!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaOxYnpqr9h5mNk

[@declanlee6894]

Corax is just perfect

[@xzenitramx666]

Magnus doing nothing wrong killed me.

[@maxwellsope1080]

1:04 I like how in the background entire worlds are engulfed in brutal war and hundreds of thousands of astartes are fighting each other and horus is wants to know what he did wrong lmao.

[@beter21137]

I just died to Corax Tongo

[@ChkthDeats]

Lorgar one is almost scary in how accurate it is.

[@LupusDei777]

LMAO why is Tongo Corvus Corax?🤣 I'm Peruvian and actually met the guy once before he passed away, so it's even funnier to me lol

[@ShadowFri3nd]

por que Corvus es alto Emo como Tongo con esa cancion :V

[@salamandastron90]

He passed? So sad to hear that RIP legend.

[@boogaloobaloo]

These are all beautiful. True art.

[@Pragabond]

I just imagine Guilleman is so nonplussed about getting involved with the clearly heavy space fighting going on outside because he's either too caught up in micromanaging to care or he planned this battle down to every last explosion weeks ago and he hasn't heard a single gunshot or scream that wasn't on his battle itinerary so he can just give his Tedtalk casually. Ah, yes, there's the 10:13am breaching of the enemy flagship's hull by my Ultramarines and the 10:14am tortured screams of the Eldar they're maiming followed by a slight pittering out of the prolonged muffled moans of the dying from 10:15am - 10:22am giving everyone 30 minutes to wash and have a victory feast from 11am-1pm

[@zadkiel242]

What strain did you smoke?

[@Pragabond]

@@zadkiel242 Enough

[@Turd_Rocket]

Haha, yeh, what a hilarious notion that a military commander would be competant and well-organized. Hysterical.

[@oroboros88]

Robute "someones gotta do the fucking paperwork" Guilliman

[@JordanMendesPrestes]

RIP Tongus Corax

[@widyadwi321]

Corvus is God tier 😂

[@moistcurtains]

Last guy fighting the twins was Dorn.

[@Pilgrym52]

Finally I can destroy people that say: "Magnus did nothing wrong".

[@kyuubifox33]

Fite me, Magnus did nothing wrong lol

[@cjr1382]

He didnt though

[@conradsmight2220]

Magnus didn't do anything wrong. He was the wrong

[@quietpandora4855]

HOLY, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE MY MAN TONGO AS CORVUS

[@rickbloedorn2926]

oh my god i would drop kick my child into Oblivion if it would do somting like that to my new tv

[@Aizen2468]

Which is what Big E wanted to do to Magnus, essentially XD

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

Loved entry XI, perfect clip.

[@Khazadrim]

Im dying whit Corax, cuz that person was kinda famous in Mexico for that bad covers, rest in peace.

[@saliljoshee1957]

The Ravenguard listening to botched covers of Linkin Park should absolutely be canon holy hell that was funny

[@0321Dave]

Vulcan was hilarious. Spot on

[@heavydutykingz7598]

i wouldve loved to have seen kanrads, bc that corax one has me dying 🤣🤣

[@lovebus00]

I need the source on that Corax vid

[@heavydutykingz7598]

@@lovebus00 Tongo - Numb (Cover - Linkin Park)

[@Evaunit98]

Angron: the genius who made the mistake of pissing off the entire Ork species

[@SparticusHun]

I laughed for 10 minutes at Vulkan

[@mrcampo19]

Horus: " I should at least know exactly what i did wrong, if you want me to acknowledge that" 😅😅😅😅

[@Davidofthelost]

Honestly if I was the kid at 0:47 and did anything like that . . . my dad would’ve beaten my ass like a drum set on a solo for hours. He was told once to put the hammer back, the moment he put the tv onto its front and hit it my dad would’ve smacked him right across the face and sent him flying. Don’t care if it’s the kid being actually stupid or the parents having this whole thing set up.

[@conormcgregorwasnevermyfri1984]

1:40 replay button

[@NickC84]

Dude, No joke these are fucking great. I just found your channel and I'm going through your vids. 10000% liked and subscribed.

[@tehprimelime1063]

In fairness as an Ultramarine main, we got of lightly bois!

[@Ezullof]

This has big 2000s internet culture energy.

[@timothyyoung2962]

Guilliman was hilarious!

[@MediumMonitor]

OMG these are too accurate, especially the kid with his dad for Magnus. lmao

[@Marvolo14]

Alpharius and Omegon lmfao!

[@dirtwal1311]

1:37 what is this I need this

[@bradpitt5355]

Robute Girly man

[@BoshyG]

I tell you what that Magnus would have received these hands, swiftly, justly and righteously.

[@paul-antonywhatshisface3954]

This is beautiful, the Horus one made me cry

[@ForelliBoy]

i saw XI in the title and thought you were gonna start with like 10 seconds of black screen

[@Notbatman374]

Hasnt angron been tortured enough

[@JB-eq9jd]

Where is that linkin park cover from my buddy would love it

[@WoodImp]

By a guy called Tongo Oficial (yes spelt like that lmao) and he makes FANTASTIC covers, the Chop Suey one is a personal favourite

[@sarzootashoota351]

@@WoodImp the guy is the goat of covers.

[@Drownedinblood]

The A&O where the guy they are fighting even kinda looks like he could be Dorn is perfect.

[@rubensosaortiz8230]

YOOOOOOO R.I.P. TONGO

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Magnus is a genius. If you're watching TV, you're not reading books. Break that thing, kid!

[@trungucpham6074]

lol spot on every Primarch

[@woodjohnn]

“Only in Stratford” Haahhaha

[@travisadams9268]

The disrespect shown to my birb boi here is uncalled for.

[@ovidiudiumea4012]

Rowboat was utterly perfect well done man

[@aylix2137]

1:22 and that was the last time Erda tried to console Lorgar.

[@rijadsabic]

Peak highest undiluted quality, fucking perfection...

[@wrekers101]

Yall did my boy Guilliman so dirty

[@Brodes235]

0:48 if my kid did that he’d have nightmares of the spanking and shouting he would get like I’m talking his ears would be ringing by the time I’m done

[@Theplum93]

As a salamander player, i can say. the depiction was spot on.

[@mrcampo19]

The Angron one made me spit my drink

[@joshuadelgado1286]

The emperor is so proud

[@blakewilliamson6761]

Dude, this is gold.

[@warcraftdude13]

Vulkan frying some eldar kid in a bus

[@dagoelius]

Honestly Alex Jones could play any Primarch and I would be ok with it.

[@xfuturetrunksx6836]

Yall did my boy Guilliman dirty son 😂

[@Dadecorban]

Where's Peter Turbo?

[@DuderofDudeness]

That flamethrower clip was hilar

[@ShieldsAUS]

Everyone saying Magnus was top tier but noone appreciates the hiliarious lore accurate Angron Jones. Why does Alex Jones just fit every maddening role in 40k lmao

[@neon1280]

Alpherus/Omegon were perfect hahaha

[@walk2146]

That was fantastic thank you. Please do the rest.

[@magpieinthelibrary5691]

You need to do the rest this is so funny!

[@Sanguinarius9999]

This is part 2

[@qigonglungz]

Managed to make "Corvus Corax" a funny topic...!!!

[@ZiggySA]

Oh god, Magnus. So perfect.

[@Slaphappy1975]

Girlyman lived up to his name

[@sanninjiraiya]

I need to know the source for Corax

[@arachnid83]

Numb-Tongo (estreno a nivel mundial 2017) Parodia

[@SmilesChimichanga]

Fight Circus! Jon Nutt is the man.

[@Yellowflameoffrenzy]

Mortarion should have been a tank with a turd on top 😂

[@goldiegolderman1842]

This is awesome! 😍

[@intboom]

"What rules, you SONS OF BITCHES??" - absolutely superb, 10/10 XD

[@daverage4729]

The Corvus on was inspired. Took me a second to realize it was a Linkin Park song with the accent. Lmao!

[@pentacosttb2565]

I'm not going to lie, these have sold me on going traitor. Way cooler bunch of guys.

[@christophercondon5048]

Vulkan and Lorgar, absolutely spot on

[@afropunkx]

The Vulkan one made me spit out my tea , that shit was hilarious. Corax too 😂 what’s the original meme called?

[@dougjones3305]

Angron has me dying hahaha

[@gutterpheonix]

JP as Horus is perfect

[@MagicBrianTricks]

8 to 11 morning routine is mad

[@rustyshackleford9604]

The Magnus one tho lmao

[@zadkiel242]

These are absolutely as accurate as you get 😂😂😂😂

[@Joni_Tarvainen]

As an Alpha Legionnaire, I accept this portrayal of my Genefathers. Hydra Dominatus!

[@OlDirtyBaron]

fucking lost it at JBP as Horus

[@igormorais4192]

Horus cracked me up

[@Catobleppa]

Vulkan was too perfect to be real

[@jaketallo1117]

Did guillaman dirty

[@krellin]

that kid hitting the TV pissed me off how spineless must the parents be

[@anomalien6557]

Guilliman is so on point!