4Chan Anon Becomes Possessed [Analysis]

[@heykennyyy]

title: *4CHANNER BECOMES POSSESSED* "Oi guys yall want a shave"

[@Vegimak]

It's not "4channers" their called anons Short for Anonymous

[@heykennyyy]

@@Vegimak sorry for my sins m'lad

[@Vegimak]

@@heykennyyy you are forgiven my son

[@roncriswell2685]

I ritualistically shave my testicles.There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum....it's breathtaking,I highly suggest you try it...

[@kenhollis6197]

@@roncriswell2685 Nah. I used to, but I never really benefitted from it at all.

[@liambo3140]

Bruh his sister was making lofi beats to study/chill to

[@Brute6TheBear]

*BRUH* 😱

[@beyondblesscrissy4063]

liam rocioppi Yahtzee’s

[@spookioan5272]

It actually sounded good ngl

[@mammutbrot9230]

The music was pretty good tho!

[@liambo3140]

Mammutbrot i agree

[@arrayftc]

"tried to chop off her fingers" *shows clip of person cutting a carrot*

[@One-Punch_Man]

It's been said that a finger can be cut as easily as a carrot.

[@rarecrom]

Saitama except, you know, b o n e

[@cylcyls]

@@rarecrom carrots are kind of hard so

[@ChuckNorrisUltra]

@@cylcyls Exactly. That's why I would never try to eat them. They are like bones!

[@P.Whitestrake]

It reminds me of an old commercial where a cook accidentally cut his fingers because he was cooking while watching football or something.

[@valentinarodriguez1177]

this is just a long winded way to flex his piano skills

[@faith_alone]

Long winded flex but ok

[@RottenHeretic]

Did you touch the like button already?Am I going to implode?

[@mav3880]

Killa queen daisan no bakudan bites za dusto

[@matthewsierra314]

Killer Queen I’m glad I am not the only one who thought this... right when he started playing the piano i was like 🙄

[@EdgyBones99]

*GIORNO PIANO STARTS*

[@Ruubyred]

4chan owner: *gets possessed* dollar shave club: *its free real estate*

[@omiachevli8030]

Owner?

[@aliway4136]

It's only free real estate for Jim Boonie! Lmfao

[@samedwards3285]

@@omiachevli8030 i think he meant anon

[@itsjoe51]

YES

[@waltervaquerano7608]

@@itsjoe51 but who is joe

[@formalequinox3747]

Dollar Shave Club: I’m about to fund this man’s whole career.

[@happyt_rex7897]

Yea i saw this in a meme

[@catwhip3816]

Lmao a roblox loser stealing memes from reddit. Ight.

[@kenhollis6197]

So, this is the latest retarded meme I have to put up with for a month. Awesome. 🖕

[@flyingburrito6804]

Ken Hollis: I have to put up with this meme Meme: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@kenhollis6197]

@@flyingburrito6804 Yes, yes, you memetards are so very clever. 🙄

[@jacobb.9181]

He became possessed because he didn't just stick to shaving products, and didnt use code scaretheatre. This greatly upset the demons.

[@robberthefflety7690]

A Choking Fish The scare theatre DEMONS

[@segalman]

WHO PUNISHED HIM SEVERELY

[@captainr0ids530]

Demons shave too

[@jillhopkins4842]

Better than Gillette.

[@Poleily]

who punished him severely

[@azalago]

"Well this isn't real but his beats are dope" - Scare Theater 2019

[@lolipolice7035]

They are though ngl

[@Patricknotstarr]

So is the demon into lofi or something?

[@drentch1939]

I think so

[@playinggod7778]

I actually laughed thank you

[@A_Random_Rat]

I haven’t watched the video yet, so this is comment makes no sense lmao

[@rikiey]

fortunately, devil loves to study & relax

[@Spaghetti-kb6mf]

Lofi beats to possess/curse to

[@likira111]

OP's behavior screams fake but whoever made the music at 4:43 is into some good shit,

[@Aurora-rw9lp]

there’s no music at 4:43

[@tanzimi5518]

BruhhItsAurora the background music?

[@nyccollin]

likira111 4:33

[@nyccollin]

Here it is. soundcloud.com/lovesongsm/untitled29-will-be-silent

[@Qas010]

@@nyccollin thanks man

[@S3V3R3DH3AD]

KZbin Horror Creators: *Exist* Dollar Shave Club: *It's* *free* *real* *estate.*

[@1014jae]

not just horror youtubers

[@brandnewjoeker]

Well we need to shave our balls when we're scared

[@WarSaw3653]

@@brandnewjoeker or else the hairs will tickle my pickle Edit;wow that's a lot more likes than i thought thx

[@thesecondmexicanempire5742]

Pornhub: Dollar Shave Club: *_It’s free real estate_*

[@WarSaw3653]

Wow this got a oot of likes fast

[@robertls7151]

Me: (Goes to sleep) ScareTheater: I know damn well you ain’t

[@TicTacYo100]

Snail crawl in mouth when stinky man beast sleep

[@theblade1251]

But first do you want to shave

[@frederico8065]

@@TicTacYo100 uhh what?

[@TicTacYo100]

@@frederico8065 I am snail

[@frederico8065]

@@TicTacYo100 And I....am Ironman.

[@boothillfan04]

ok but can we talk about how that song the sister made was kind of a bop

[@hrinn]

ye, exvept it was the brother who made it, 300iq publicity stunt for his own music

[@iBeMV]

Hrin it was still a bop 😎, it shmacked

[@Josephsoto221]

Lofi chill beats to study to type beat

[@antimatter8126]

L

[@valtontony826]

"Joey bada$$ type beat"

[@raddypex]

He's clearly an artist. This whole thing is just art. Very good art though.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I think its pretentious and a bit exploitative. Then again, there are many many bands and artists who have lied to create a cloud of mystery around themselves to draw in an audience.. Marilyn Manson, Bob Dylan, white stripes, Robert Johnson, Jim Morrison, and many more on some level have lied or purposely not told the truth to further their image. So maybe I'm being a little to harsh on him. I would bet that this guy is still a working musician under a separate pseudonym.

[@uskeeze2131]

Yeah it’s basically bullshit

[@fishy3155]

Plot Twist: ScareTheater was possessed by Dollar Shave Club.

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

Don't Let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs was about to sell spongebobs soul for 62 cents

[@undeadmaruchan2311]

Exactly!!!! Thank you for spreading the real IMPORTANT news. Fight the good fight!!!!

[@akillerpacman1709]

Wait though if they’re underwater how TF are they gettin’ beef for the Kraby patties?!

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

@@akillerpacman1709 Ssssshhhh ..... We don't talk about that

[@matthewfinger2381]

@@akillerpacman1709 The same reason why Mr Krabs is the only crab in bikini bottom

[@ghostlydude6478]

Thank you!

[@inkaz2133]

You know what’s scary? Saving 15% more on car insurance.

[@genericboi4595]

Gives me nightmares

[@LowkeyJouta]

That damn lizard gives me chicken skin

[@eftle2829]

Hotel? Trivago

[@ZA-mb5di]

We are farmers

[@cbdawg]

arrudazachary official bum bumdumbum bum bum bum

[@therockinggoomba]

That intro was such a whiplash. We went from Possession to Shaving Products.

[@ictea0235]

The old switcheroo

[@thesensur6214]

The two go hand-in-hand

[@user-xj1fb3tg1n]

Oh fuck i laughed so hard at this

[@gradientplus8684]

You're going off the assumption that everyone who dies gets an obituary, and that's really not the case.

[@leoa.5084]

Right, I was wondering why not many other people pointed this out either. Fact is, a lot of deaths don't get obituaries. People die all the time, it's pretty common to not get an obituary.

[@orikle3521]

@@leoa.5084 this is also assuming that scaretheater spelled the name right, and that lainey is her full name. she could be a delainey, or a laney, or some other spelling, and it wouldnt show up through his search

[@spiriiskate]

sorry I'm dumb asf but what's an obituary

[@p.m.gallows3199]

@@spiriiskate it's that thing parcel tongues do when they tell a snake to bite.

[@cyme5]

@@spiriiskate It's what they print in the newspaper with the name and date and a little bit about the person who died. Usually it lists family members like 'survived by son, and daughter, or grandson and granddaughter). It tells where the funeral will take place. You can search for an obituary online too.

[@lowercasesteve]

Lainey is short of Elaine usually. Or Layna. Or Elayna. Or it’s Laney. No disrespect, I dont believe this guy either but your research needs some work.

[@DaNxFaM]

Elaina was my first thought aswell sounds like a nickname like xD

[@hannie330]

yeah, that's an unusually embarrassing error for scaretheater to make, his research is usually pretty good.

[@reyzstudio]

What's really scary is how much money you could be saving using dollar shave club

[@seppirulez5216]

Clever

[@vladazivic9740]

How TF was this posted a day ago

[@kenhollis6197]

@@vladazivic9740 Patreon.

[@dronespace]

Lol

[@alek5088]

Dollar shave club: *Sponsors ScareTheater* *Sponsors Nexpo* *Sponsors ReignBot* Those guys really love horror

[@Squiddit]

Not just horror, I’ve heard them on a few non-horror related podcasts, like Hello Internet and Good Job Brain, and I think they sponsored jacksfilms at some point, could be wrong about that though. They’re probably just being Square Space 2.0 and sponsoring a lot of different people.

[@jimpickens4]

Hell even Bill Burr does ad reads for them

[@KEWLV1C]

They love KZbinrs in general. I’ve seen a few non horror KZbinrs with them as a sponsor.

[@ultimatekyle3067]

U can't forget about the legend in your pfp JonTron

[@Nahan_Boker94]

How about matt stonie, philly d and gamer from mars? Mukbang and conspyracy too?

[@yuki_1002]

Can you do an analysis on Dollar Shave Club? It’s really creepy and mysterious.

[@MoctezumaStudios]

''there are three explanations for this. (A) you shave some money (B) you save some money or (C) Not shaving saves you money. Lets go deeper into this....."

[@handsomest1]

FUCKING YUKI

[@666dc420]

Lanney is a nickname, try alaine, alaina, lanea, etc. Also, he found the untitled projects in ableton. Probably didnt bother checking it out until he was curious about the music connections.

[@snailart14]

I knew this was fake in 2 seconds because he's too cute and talented to go onto 4chan regularly

[@shastealyomeal]

Lmao

[@pokinokio]

I’ve met some really well off people from 4chan meet ups, not all people on the Chan are neck beards

[@IjeskrewRBMC]

Shaela Flowers im ugly but i dont go on 4chan lol

[@snailart14]

@@pokinokio I know lol it was a joke. I go on 4chan too.

[@thefairytail7171]

HAH

[@BenjiXAddictX4Ever]

I love how Shaving loves the Horror Community.

[@MrChip-jc2mz]

BenjiXAddictX4Ever what’s up man

[@milk-el8vq]

they love every community bruh lmao it ain't exclusive to him they be sponsoring every KZbinr

[@SlicedKiwi]

Oh wow didn’t think I would see you here I always see u comment on charmx videos

[@Igneeka]

They don't love any community they just pay youtubers to promote them, that's it

[@theywontstopsingingitscomin]

it’s scary good

[@fendy1561]

Dollar Shave Club analysis when It's so scary that I never slept

[@sowhazupguy]

or shaved

[@jessemccree1979]

I couldn't sleep last night it is so scary D:

[@MoctezumaStudios]

'shave your fears away'

[@GloryHulle]

Lainey could have been a nickname, or her middle name. But regardless, this does indeed seem like a hoax to promote his music. Great video! 🖤

[@yoloswaggins216]

Yea I was thinking the same thing, like a nickname for Elaine or Eleanor

[@bdnelson00]

Yeah my sister's name is lyllania and we all call her lainey

[@trapmozart9217]

Could be Lana to

[@WobblesandBean]

It doesn't matter if it was a nickname or not, it's obviously a hoax.

[@TheBHNetwork]

Wobbles and Bean what evidence do you have to say it’s definitely a hoax? (Not saying it isn’t, but I don’t think you could say that for absolute certain without concrete evidence)

[@Jegbmf]

LMAO, the dude looks like a Hispanic Bo Burnham

[@michaellakins8087]

@@connorclark9876 Bo burnham is 6'5 tho

[@meredithwilloughby3263]

Jegbmf yep

[@cielphantomhive1479]

@@michaellakins8087 Jfc, I had never realized that .w. (guess he's close tho,cause the '4-chan user' is 6'3 or 6'4, I forgot :v

[@TheIncredible2IC]

4:35 That beat be kinda fresh doe

[@MazMagic123]

Scare Theatre: *uploads* Me: *ah shit, here we shave again*

[@Attheendofthedayitspm]

Dayum son I’m finna shave now

[@jessemccree1979]

A H S H 1 T H E R E W E S H A V E A G A I N

[@MazMagic123]

*s h a v i n g i n t e n s i f i e s*

[@jessemccree1979]

*m o a r s h a v e*

[@CinderUnit]

Dollar Shave Club Sponsor: *Exist* The comments section: *Meme Review*

[@HeyNiso]

Regardless of whether it's real or fake. That music is still pretty nice.

[@schaz7563]

Ifkr, I want the music in the last clip uploaded.

[@jeremyrobinson4405]

I'm gonna say that's the reason he posted all of this. For exposure

[@yamsatc3162]

Noooo that’s what he wants us to think

[@ivanmihaylov6676]

Someone should edit the guitar clip and make her play Megalovania following a perfectly cut scream

[@bruh-qf8qt]

hell yes my man

[@robberthefflety7690]

Video: I talk about demon possession Also scare-theatre: I love the lavender it makes me feeling great

[@extregepo]

Hey Notch

[@casmccracken7422]

Horror youtuber: *posts well researched video about an interesting topic, that they have spent weeks making* Comments section: *takes tiny element of the video and turns it into a meme in the comments*

[@TheRightWay11]

You won’t really find a serious comment in 2019.

[@raksh9]

Can't listen, too busy shaving

[@Emmatriaaa]

Horror KZbinr: Am I a joke to you?

[@atsxzi]

It's 2019, seems like there's never improvement

[@user-ln2xu3xp9o]

INTERNET 100

[@FIRE-LOTUS]

Clearly he is faking this. Why else is it that every time he has a video camera, he "conveniently" ques the camera right before the paranormal activity.

[@pastyle0001]

Well, OP knows his guitar is getting attention from his dead sister, and if it catches his eye he can turn the camera quick enough.

[@KevinLikesBananas]

makes no sense considering all of The paranormal events happen after playing music so he of course preemptively turns on the camera

[@matthewgibson991]

Not saying it is or isn't fake but he could be experiencing it while the camera is off as well. Even though he more than likely is faking it

[@campeao36]

Yeah. I think its obvious too. The only thing demons ever seem to do is pull shit off the shelves. Something that is easily fakable with a string. And like you mentioned (but many people in this thread dont seem to get) why is his camera alwaya pointing AT the object that is supposedly haunted. Maybe to...idk..hide a hand holding the string.

[@doogdoogdoogdoogdoogdoog]

yeah man, he pans up to that VHS tape (or whatever) falling off the shelf as he's using Ableton _juuuuust_ before it moves and falls

[@iiviigames]

Just a heads up, Laney, or variations of, are typically shortened forms of, in order of most likely, Elaine, Lane, Eleanor, or Eileen.

[@怠惰な耳の長いフクロウ]

Or Leni...

[@LostAndSortaHighVibes]

Elaina/Lanee/Elana/Alana ect ect

[@seantheguy1391]

Come on Eileen

[@woop1161]

@@seantheguy1391 come on Eileen, Elaine, lane, Eleanor, Alana and alaina.

[@instruella]

Laney could be her first name too a girl at my school has the first name of Laney

[@aeztrix]

Literally nobody: ScareTheater: *KOWALSKY ANALYSIS*

[@sockheadd]

Me: Clicks on a horror video for some scare Horror video: YO YOU WANT SOME RAZOOOORS

[@katzz0078]

I never knew rika like scare theater

[@sockheadd]

@@katzz0078 Why wouldn't she?

[@brookhaven86]

She's obviously working on the next silent hill soundtrack from beyond the grave.

[@-Berry.]

“Lainey” might be a nickname. You know, she might have been called Alainne

[@lillasagna5487]

There is an Alaina Maria Housley that died in California in the last year that died at 18 which actually fits the story pretty well. Wether she is or isn't connected to this story though my heart goes out to both her and her family.

[@saulgoodmangaming8075]

No, i think it might be short fpr delainey

[@amandaakalilac4655]

Elaine?

[@quantumhornet211]

I knew a girl named mylania who preferred to go by lani

[@mariobadia4553]

This video was just beyond bulshit it just screams fake

[@crystalthompson4417]

Might be irrelevant but.. My sister is named Delaney and in which we call her Laney for short. Perhaps this guy did the same thing?

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

She's apart of the 4chan hive-mind, quarantine before she spreads.

[@matthewminnich8251]

Or perhaps Elayna/Elena. One of these could also be her middle name which she chose to go by. The obituary isn’t conclusive proof @scaretheater

[@thebasedgodmax1163]

i know a girl named elaina who’s nicknamed lainey, so chances are laney wasnt her birth name

[@omg-kb8oc]

Maybe also Alaina

[@SaintJinbyCigar]

I was going to say something similar. I don't know anyone named Laney, but it seems like the kind of nickname family members would use. Not arguing the point, just an observation.

[@mhhmsmfshsmhfh]

the ouija board: mentioning dark stuff last thing: *m o s c o w*

[@m0onm0th]

*the russian powerangers joined the chat*

[@cielphantomhive1479]

I -- I mean, he is Ukrainian

[@CyberWarezz05]

I noticed something in his last video:notice how just before that thing falls, he tilts the camera up at 4:38, as if he was expecting it to fall.Most of the time, this is a clear sign that a ghost video is fake.

[@Michalowsky]

Scaretheather uploads a video late at night Ah shit, here we go again

[@Michalowsky]

Hollywood 03:51, dark night in Poland

[@dragonoid296]

*video is literally about a 4chan user being possessed* Scaretheater: Dollar Shave Club is everything you need in order to lOok, fEel, aNd SmEll YoUr BeSt

[@jessemccree1979]

It sp00ked me

[@magpakilos]

I was enjoying her music tho Edit: i need that on spotify asap

[@dickalatorre]

m.soundcloud.com/lovesongsm/untitled29-will-be-silent

[@l3vin256]

3:19 *OH MY GAWD I SEE THAT CLOSET DOOR MOVING TO THE LEFT SLOWLY*

[@kolbeycam1328]

Its not

[@moved8575]

Same

[@novaspion2328]

8:24 "I think there is something behind the pillow causing it to move." Uh, yeah, the demon. Duh.

[@notification577]

Lol

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

You dont see the strings vibrate. There could easily be another person strumming a guitar behind the camera or just a recording of a guitar being strummed.... Also If it was really a demon doing it, then they would play a badass Em to F# powerchord rift... hell every demon I've met atleast plays in D standard or drop C. Fake and gay on those grounds alone. No djent, no demon.

[@zacharytomes5202]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Yep. Ive never met a Demon that wasnt in D standard or below.

[@MrDachshund99]

Daisy's Destruction was found again.

[@NaomiRomeroArt]

MrDachshund99 wtf really??

[@MrDachshund99]

@@NaomiRomeroArt yeah. I wasn't following the whole thing but something happened in my discord server with a mediafire link. thankfully that one in particular was reported before anyone really got to it, but one of my friends joined a WhatsApp group and yeah... bunch of paedos waiting around for an admin until unfortunately he delivered. fucked up, man.

[@RyanStaben]

Omg love ur vids

[@dogeman100]

MrDachshund99 woah thats crazy.

[@bryanestevez4880]

Jesus Christ dude thank the lord for those admins if it weren’t for them those pedos would be jerking off and selling that download for thousands of dollars

[@lamardoss]

Looks to me like OP could be familiar with After Effects.

[@12DAMDO]

Lamar Doss not even after effects! these "special effects" (as we shall call em) are rookie and childish!

[@gagatoes2940]

Oh yeah I meant to comment this earlier, but if you get a chance and if you're interested, could you look into the couple getting the bubonic plague from raw meat? I'm aware that your channel isn't exactly in the medical category but it seemed strange

[@LowkeyJouta]

Wait when was this and how have i have never heard of this

[@Red_Anon]

Imran 0209 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mommpqtnmd2sY6s

[@thefancylad6296]

@@Red_Anon that channel seems weird in general, he should look into that

[@dorjjodvo1992]

@@thefancylad6296 it's nothing weird honestly, just someone who decided to upload news videos on a channel dedicated to shin chan

[@dorjjodvo1992]

There is nothing to look into if you are looking for something "mysterious" or creepy, the disease is quite common in Mongolia with the marmots carrying the bacteria and this comes ftom someone who is a mongolian

[@tubettaja2279]

Next video be like: The Creepy Mystery Behind The Dollar shave club

[@cryptiecreep]

I'm kinda wondering if the Dollar Shave Club folks aren't calling us all smelly basement dwellers.

[@BodakKlack]

Pretty sure my phone got whiplash from how fast I clicked on this video

[@midlowreborn]

this is scary and all, but we need the full song from 4:20 bruhhhh

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

What's up my boy.

[@luiscorona-perez4880]

soundcloud.com/lovesongsm/untitled29-will-be-silent here it is

[@NatashaDawn82]

@@luiscorona-perez4880 It's so good!

[@omiachevli8030]

4:20

[@cokefrancis9520]

The spirits be cookin up so good beats

[@xxCrazyIzzyxx]

I like how you take such a calm and intellectual approach to your videos and then everyone in your comments section are like...the dumpster fire trash of the internet.

[@erricro3198]

This channel is the only one that brings me joy whenever I see a new vid

[@Yes-hp5yh]

Random KZbinr: Dollar shave club: I’m about to *fund* this mans whole career

[@lifewithaiden772]

"Emkay"

[@dasheiten]

Congratulations! That ad at the beginning caught me off guard and scared me! Thank you, Dollar Shave Club!

[@jessemccree1979]

It was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life

[@Trollgaming1987]

Stocking fan i see

[@dasheiten]

soviet spoon597 Shh, don't let them know!

[@Trollgaming1987]

@@dasheiten your pfp tho

[@dasheiten]

soviet spoon597 You better lawyer up, mister!

[@Juicycroissanwich]

Lainey is usually a nickname for Delainey so maybe that's why the search didn't work

[@thejwvariety]

Keep up the good work st! Also, "Laney" is probably a nickname, derived from something like "Elaine", "Elena" or maybe even something like Helen or Lana. So you may want to expand your search.

[@mrwheatthins2413]

Lainey could be a shortened nickname version of Delaney

[@widewalter3640]

*DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB IS TOO SCARY SCARETHEATER! YOU SHOWED US DANGEROUS BLADES!!!!!!!!!*

[@happyt_rex7897]

AHHHHHHHHHH I PISSED AND SHAT WHEN I SAW THAT

[@widewalter3640]

@@happyt_rex7897 I ALMOST DID!

[@jessemccree1979]

It jumpscared me so hard that I p1ssed myself

[@therandomwizard188]

1:04 to skip ad

[@josiah8556]

The hero we deserve and need

[@zenoniations]

No thanks

[@MrBiigJoe]

I'm trying to grow my beard OUT! Stop tempting me damnit.

[@kenhollis6197]

It stops itching after a while. Not shaving is awesome.

[@myshreksbox]

They do sell beard oils

[@kenhollis6197]

@@Anarchic1989 I only have to straighten up my cheeks every so often. I trim, but I don't shave at all. My beard is long, so it'd look weird if I shaved my neck.

[@buhwaffle]

Literally no one: TARANTULYN: COME TO THE DARKSIDE.

[@plasmatroll]

Me: *watches this video and doesn't get scared at all* Also me: *Sees the cover for the case of the stripes and almost gets a heart attack*

[@Catstimesinfinity]

If Muta approves your channel, I approve. Will be binge watching this month. Glad he shouted you out.

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

Okay, okay, but is Dollar Shave Club also an ARG?

[@hugar3499]

That's what I want to know too...

[@DarthClanker]

I'm shaking and crying rn, dollar shave club employees are outside my door

[@paxtonl1330]

Declan64 it’s too late

[@jessemccree1979]

*Run while you still can*

[@Kittysuit]

this dudes acting skills tho LOL. couldnt take it seriously cause of that

[@TheKnoxvicious]

I know, it's such BS. Why are we all so gullible as a species???

[@peachy4128]

This donut is great, dollar shave club filled are my favorite! :D

[@xenriot]

My Timezone: (UTC)+02:00 My Clock: 2:37am ScareTheater: "You know what time it is." Me: *Wakes up instantly turning on phone.*

[@hardiksharma7671]

You make dollor shave club sound like a evil conspiracy theory

[@youarestinky712]

Wait, does that mean his sister is in him? OH GOD NO

[@WarDoctor42]

Alabama time

[@dronespace]

@@WarDoctor42 lol

[@das3610]

E R T What are you doing step sis?

[@bg08395]

Sweet

[@adamgriffiths2channel121]

Welcome to Alabama

[@loomer3583]

I can finally shave my balls, thanks.

[@kenhollis6197]

Why would you want to do that?

[@jessemccree1979]

lol

[@AmalfiPaws]

Dayum Eric! Its been a long while since i seen a video of yours, glad to see youre growing and still up to the task

[@Mrbiggriffdog]

I find it really hard that no one named lainey, who lived in so cal has died in the last year or so.

[@pignipples3307]

HURRY BEFORE IT GETX AGE RESTRICTED Edit: oh...god not Moscow

[@MichaelStrawn_I_am]

8:50 The song is called: Death Note Ost 1 - 17 Taikutsu

[@summercupcakes6]

"more interested in music despite not having any interest in it before" yet plays the piano flawlessly yeah OKAY

[@cs-uw1lv]

Thanks for showing footage of a carrot being cut while talking about someone cutting their fingers off. That took the video from a 7/10 to a 10/10 honestly

[@Fluff]

the dollar shave club plug was so funny to me cause it sounded like you were gonna talk about it like its one of these spooky myths XD

[@emlinv773]

7:04 It could be possible "Lainey" was a nickname or something.

[@ernotabell]

Maybe Elaine?

[@THEMUDBUSTERS4]

Laney could have been a nickname. I know a woman named Lane. Also, I wish mystery commenters like ScareTheater and Nexpo would revisit these cases after a few months or a year. I’m always wondering what came of it and the answer is usually “There’s has been nothing for one month” or “The last response was 1 week ago”. Btw, just found your channel today and been binging it. Love the content.

[@lonew872]

The guy is fine

[@sampoole8967]

Me: Clicks on this video to see a 4channer get possessed. Scaretheater: Dollar Shave CLub Me: No... Dollar Shave Club... u didnt posses someone? Dollar Shave Club *in my head*: Why yes i did, Samuel... Me: NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!!

[@weswarford8494]

“No interest in music, before” *plays piano majestically*

[@junkaccount2535]

*Comments primarily about abrupt dollar shave club intro* I am so proud of this community

[@TicTacYo100]

Can I shave myself nice and smooth? Cover my body head to toe in toothpaste and body wash and crawl around like a beautiful majestic slug? I'm going to find myself a nice shell to live and die in. Crawl on my stomach all day.

[@dancingrats]

You know what buddy, do it. Live your dream. Go be a slimy little slug. Crawl around on your belly. I believe in you.

[@TicTacYo100]

@@dancingrats You honorary snail. Will be snail in afterlife.

[@dancingrats]

I’m so honored, thank you so much.

[@_itsourtimetorise]

Good luck finding a shell my dude :D I believe in you

[@fauster2850]

truly a visionary. i wish everyone had enough confidence to be their inner self

[@michaeljamespitt8728]

OH BOY, 3AM!!!! (for all the UK viewers)

[@yoshikagekira4471]

If this is real, Laney (or however it’s spelled) could be a Nickname, for like Elaine or such

[@lilangel999]

did some research and all of the Elaine's that have recently died in California were old women

[@cielphantomhive1479]

you spelled the name correctly zahando ( just letting you know )

[@sarachu7061]

i went to his channel and he updated quite a lot ! just thought i'd let you know

[@peasant502]

I'm glad scare theater is able to make videos as often as he does, especially considering he is also working on his rap career part-time as YBN cordae

[@peasant502]

@@retroclinic9999 you missed the joke. It's a year old joke, and you missed it. I'm not mad, just dissappointed. Like a 1950's father, when his son comes out as gay, or a 1950's son when his dad hates him for being gay. I'm just dissappointed. No disrespect tho lmao

[@jacobb.9181]

Scaretheatre please upload I would even sit through a dollar shave club ad if you uploaded Pleeeeassssseeeeeee

[@sergioperez3721]

A Choking Fish His videos take time, be patient.

[@AsterLotus]

You should make Dollar Shave Club Analysis.

[@jessemccree1979]

I had nightmares about Dollar Shave Club

[@_r3verie]

Something scary? Not having dollar shave club.

[@loris4011]

I love how this videos about a 4chan possession and then there’s a dollar shave club ad.

[@JessicaGail]

Honestly I’m extremely happy to see a “scary” channel get a brand deal, it doesn’t happen enough and it’s a shame because they’re some of the best creators on here

[@aaronce-3]

Y E S love your videos man! #LoveFromCanada