5 AWFUL Dark Rides You've NEVER Heard of

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[@coltonandjen]

Wasn't Magic Spoon outed as scam a while back? I've seen a lot of people talking about it in a negative light

[@racheljackson4428]

Monstars of Rock is a snoozefest. ITEC was incredible with Revenge of the Mummy but This dark ride is just Vomitrocius!

[@himmyhohnshandwiches]

@@coltonandjenNot a scam, more just people having different opinions on a product. I personally really like their cereal!

[@himmyhohnshandwiches]

Also this video is how I figured out they started making granola lmao

[@justasquid8930]

I genuinly have a special place in my heart for some just plain awful dark rides lol

[@GLJosh]

I love the idea of "Stuff I Found in a Warehouse" the Dark Ride.

[@christianortiz-v1l]

The worst dark ride I've ever done was by far Fast and Furious Supercharged at Universal Orlando.

[@KingsDominionfan50]

lol

[@JettCrocodile]

I wouldn’t call screens a dark ride 💀

[@christianortiz-v1l]

@JettCrocodile exactly, that's what makes it so bad, and the animation is terrible because Vin Diesel for some reason is the same size as the helicopter he hangs on too.

[@OkayYaraman]

For what it’s worth, I’m kinda digging the art style of the Monstars. Whoever the artist is, at least they tried with their character design, which is more than can be said for most of the other slapped together rides on this list.

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

It's certainly better than the AI garbage I see today.

[@OkayYaraman]

It’s weird how so many dinosaur rides feature big apes. I know Kong fights dinosaurs sometimes, but that doesn’t mean he fits into any Dino ride.

[@rejectclone4504]

Such a utter shame that the TAWOG ride is so pathetic looking, especially since the show itself is such a great love letter to surrealist creativity and comedy, and that could’ve easily lended to such a fun and zany dark ride 💔 At least the inside of their home in the ride seems to be a pretty spot-on replica of the actual interior in the show, but other than that it’s just such a bland and slow looking dark ride 😔

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

North Korean hotel rooms have more charm than these sets. 😅😅

[@mb987987]

I'd love to see a video of the "So bad they're good" rides that are out there.

[@shinyagumon7015]

The Dubai Ride is certainly bizarre in how bad it is, like the other rides here were clearly made for cheap by people who either didn't have a budget or the experience to make a good dark ride. But this one is licenced and was probably build by profesionals so idk how they screwed up so bad.

[@WexlerMcGill_ImageConsultants]

The worst dark ride I've ever been on was a VERY short lived spin-n-shoot called "Alien Invasion" at Gillian's Wonderland Pier. I think it only operated for less than five years in the late 2000's, but I distinctly remember the cartoon aliens on the cardboard cut outs (there were no 3D sculptures, let alone animatronics). I can't even find any evidence this ride existed, but it really put the pretzel in "pretzel dark ride" as it was incredibly short and jerky; it was like they gutted part of the concession stands in the indoor portion of the pier and tried to make a light gun game out of the flat part of a Wild Mouse. It was the most I had ever seen a ghost train qualify as a themed experience only by technicality. The attempts to shut out external light sources ranged from thin black cloth to exposed light bulbs. The dark ride wasn't even dark. The only reason I even consider it memorable was because some company had clearly bothered to actually design the cartoon alien targets, as they looked more like technicolored Tasmanian devils than your traditional little green men. Leave a comment if you also remember this. Or just have any information on where the f that thing came from or where it went.

[@britishcyclo6516]

Terminus be like M E T A L B O X

[@cativ6289]

I want you to talk about Ghost Blasters at MOA so bad. It scared the crap out of me as a kid but now I just dominate the shooting score and laugh at the empty spaces. Love it with all my heart

[@wolfmanwes]

Love these videos, keep it up brother!

[@JettCrocodile]

Will that magic spoon cereal make me poop again? I’ve been constipated all my life.

[@ThePirateprincess23]

I'm guessing that the story for Monster House at Engerylandia is that you the rider are visiting an alien planet and to the aliens, you are the monster who for some reason dragged Samara from The Ring with you.

[@catserver8577]

As someone who lives in a dark ride desert, I say any dark ride is a fun dark ride. JMO.

[@selenagarcia-gamache566]

I bet it's another Bite of 87.😏

[@Bmcd3565]

jus love it when a new theme park crazy video drops 🔥

[@Benthetrainkid]

Monstars of Rock would be left abandoned after Freestyle Music Park closed

[@dreamincolor14]

6:44 I said look ma, no hands

[@marsdenbond]

I didn’t know these dark rides, and I wanted to keep it that way. Too late now :/

[@Ste_vengeance]

@ThemeParkCrazy Peter, I came up with the concept of Least Scariest Ghost Trains many years but never continued with the idea. I'm extra excited to watch this though!

[@SwitchbackSylveon]

One dark ride I loved was The Ghost Train at Dymchurch Amusement Park in Dymchurch, England. It's a bit of a classic ghost train which doesn't have any animatronics or anything, instead the scenary's all just painted murals, it was one of my favourite ghost trains growing up. I rerode it last year and found they had replaced the front facade with a more generic looking wrap (before it had a nice aesthetic of a sort of haunted forest) and repainted all the murals inside with new ones so it's lost some of its charm in my opinion

[@brteller]

Monster House was so random and none of it made sense. They had to of spent money on it, the decor was definitely spent money on. It was like a bunch of left over props. There was also no sound, just a random ride through random bits and feeling like "wtf did I just ride". Energylandia is an amazing park that also makes zero sense as to why it exists at all.

[@crazedlink]

Monster House is more of an homage to Plan 9 from Outer Space.

[@otaking3582]

14:25 No, I'd say it aged very well.

[@wyattairey1844]

another banger of a video from Peter from theme park crazy

[@crazedlink]

@6:15 Ehh, they got something like that in the Creation Museum

[@marcveralalmela7321]

The Gumball dark ride feels so disappointing, like, it's based on such an imaginative show and yet it feels so empty and boring..., it could have been so great...

[@QuaixiAnimations]

More dark rides, more… weirdness. Tunel do Terror at Cidade da Criança is still the worst ever for me.

[@steelcurtain187]

Love me some bad dark rides. Nice list 👽

[@The6ftPeter]

I wish there was video of Iron Door Mine Ride Adventure @ Old Tucson Studios. Real cheesy haunt ride back in the 80’s

[@BleachFan9891]

These dark rides aren’t just weird they’re terrible

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Man....not to go "i was born in the wrong generation" but the hard rock park seemed so cool, especially nights in white satin ....wish i could've gone

[@Musicalcoasters96]

Sad this video ended. I need more bad dark ride nightmare fuel.

[@articwolf5862]

I am WAY to early, Love your videos man!

[@FearMonarch]

"amazing world of gumball dark ride"? More like "voyage into a liminal home" if the screens arent on

[@FlightyAphrod1te]

Ahhhh Energylandia! My fiance and I went to Auschwitz and the Salt Mines outside of Krakow this past November, and the route took us right past that place! Freezing cold (like 25F) and people were on the coasters. It also is in the middle of literally *nowhere*

[@SemiShweet]

Monsters of Rock mentioned

[@ThatChadWithTheAnchorArms]

Small World, my Local Meijer sells Magic Spoon cereal!

[@bretsutton1295]

When is the most insane Japanese rollercoasters video?

[@coasterknowledge1982]

Anyone else ride Morbid Manor at Jolly Rodgers at the Pier in Ocean City Maryland? That ride is easily the worst dark ride I’ve done and I hear no talking about how bad it is. Especially since there’s a wonderful Bill Tracy dark ride simply called Haunted House down the Boardwalk at Trimpers Rides.

[@djddog5_hiphoptappjazzclub42]

"Unsolved Roller Coaster Mysteries" with a photo of Kersplash 🤔. I have done a good amount of research on the ride, i wonder what you have dug up. I actually saw its Kersplash's remains last weekend.

[@mrporg2240]

Have you ridden Dracula's castle or The Terror ride from lagoon amusement park?

[@feloniousbutterfly]

As tacky as all of these are, as long as they have crappy animations and set pieces (especially hand made) and lights and fog, I will hope it survives (and improves) forever.

[@fastflack8194]

your link to the uncensored ride footage isnt working btw, otherwise great vid once again

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Just fixed the link. Thanks for the heads up!

[@elevatoralarmcoasterandarc1214]

Request: Rise Of Fall of Green Lantern at Six Flags Great Adventure!

[@OkayYaraman]

Rise of Fall of? 😂 Also, didn’t he already talk about that in his worst coasters video?

[@MichelleRyanDeFina]

Nights in white satin was number 1!

[@VelocicoasterFanboy]

Those dark rides are so awful

[@firewillkillu2817]

The sponsor or the rides?

[@xcoasterenthusiast]

They should do a Regular Show dark ride in IMG Worlds of Adventure and call it Regular Ride

[@doominickjackson5359]

I was watching your videos earlier today

[@carsonsmith3728]

Those seem pretty bad

[@TuanHa-g1r]

When are you going to do your knockoff video

[@charlie-rae4436]

The link doesnt work :((

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Just fixed it. Thanks for letting me know!

[@MGEnterprises2]

Here's a dark ride I'd like to see you cover next: Wonder Land Ride at Saitama Musashino Mura. It's an obscure ride from Japan. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aofCqISubrhrgcUsi=oaIidyDruWPGkcLc

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

Not a ride type I like a lot

[@gemfyre855]

Dino Park has a Dimetrodon out the front. NOT a dinosaur. Lose 500 points Dino Park.

[@CoasterBroCam]

LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!

[@adriangarcia543]

I have idea for new walkthrough attraction

[@mars199]

Sally Dark Rides also did a Davey Crockett ride. So far I can only find one video online. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eH-YamSfqbGmf5I

[@MikeWeiner]

The link (www.youtube.com/watch?v/Z8HnvwSsxJI) doesn't return anything but a regular KZbin video list page.

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Just fixed the link. Thanks for the heads up!

[@noahmendoza2993]

The amazing world of gumball will never forget this, and everybody else in the world Wants to forget about that

[@jarehm19]

1 hour gang

[@CoasterBroCam]

Me!!!

[@thefroggychannel1915]

the konga ride looks fun but looks really bad monstars of rock is way worse then superstar limo even superstar limo is bad ride but monstars of rock is way way worse even know never ride the superstar limo and monstars of rock but after what i seen yeah its bad same with konga ride but its looks more fun but bad at the same time but hey good video btw theme park crazy.