So, obviously don't rob a bank or run from the police. With that disclaimer out of the way, what's your fantasy getaway car? Let me know!
@und4rgl0w5 жыл бұрын
Toyota AE86, cause if you rob a bank uphill, noone will catch you. This is scientifically proven by an anime
@und4rgl0w5 жыл бұрын
Yaboi Say HOi Good choice, I tought of that
@Interceptor00X5 жыл бұрын
My dads Toyota Corolla. It might not sound impressive, but once you pop the hood and realize that for some reason he packed as many buffhorses in there as he could, it becomes impressive. And because it's a corolla, it blends in. P.S. I call it the Sleperolla
@kendal52105 жыл бұрын
Td5 defender because fuck it why not
@TravisRitenourautismvlogs5 жыл бұрын
you probably ment this video to be entertaining not actually giving people ideas about how to run from law enforcement also people do get killed in bank robberies
@bigak47803 жыл бұрын
"The police can't pull a man out of a locked car" -James may top gear
@devonesq.75333 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO in that same episode Jeremey made fun of james' O.J. technique
@ps2bndled3 жыл бұрын
But does that mean he's not coming on, then?
@sanchitbansal89773 жыл бұрын
Sometimes his genius is almost frightening !
@hilltwn.bidnez3 жыл бұрын
Unless ur of color vro they finna start blasting
@garethbown40143 жыл бұрын
they can with 9mm
@zephyrr65645 жыл бұрын
1. Make sure you have gas 2. Double check that you have gas 3. Drive 4. Don't wreck 5. Hakuna Matata
@billelliot16135 жыл бұрын
Make sure you run over the spike strip
@cayde-675 жыл бұрын
That last note sounds a little off buddy.
@NinjaXavier23 жыл бұрын
you mean hakuna miata
@uwuboo20223 жыл бұрын
"It's for a school project."
@sportsdirectruncorn3 жыл бұрын
S A M E
@siphobrisloks81333 жыл бұрын
Yup me too
@tacostupid22403 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@legitsubbingtoeveryonewhos82743 жыл бұрын
Nah I’m robbing a Cash Register
@sakiaung3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yagoo is best girl
@kevsshitposts65992 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, literally saved my ass here, was just in front of my bank and totally forgot the Getaway. now im all set, wish me luck guys
@rhadiem Жыл бұрын
How did it work out? What did you choose for vehicle? A Prius?
@danielvalsyuk5907 Жыл бұрын
I hope he got away
@Sankn-1 Жыл бұрын
gl
@rj9525 Жыл бұрын
i don't think he made it guys he's probably in prison
@kevsshitposts6599 Жыл бұрын
@rj9525 Hey, I made it and took off with the loot, cant go into details, but the Fiat Multipla served me well
@joshuatolentino72153 жыл бұрын
Dear FBI, I'm just curious so chill...
@df0063 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm with him Why would you like this | | V
@rfamilytreeservice68393 жыл бұрын
Me too
@metronomeyobihh3 жыл бұрын
It was suggested to me so I’m with y’all too
@wyattrobinson56333 жыл бұрын
Yep
@zubinkamlani80663 жыл бұрын
Same
@2011blueman3 жыл бұрын
I was 16 when I last escaped the cops. I was going 70 in a 35, cop saw me and yelled, I looked back and saw him as I was going around a curve, so I pulled over. He didn't see that I pulled over and went blowing by me.
@G3_Coolness3 жыл бұрын
Bro that’s soooooooooo coooooool
@Ayush_27273 жыл бұрын
so the tactic is to a get camo car and swerve into the grass/trees
@jameszak88173 жыл бұрын
Best story I have is when I was going 75 in a 45, had a cop see me and got chased, so I smashed the gas and swerved through traffic then got in between 2 cars and got way the fuck down to the speed limit and the cop flew past not knowing I just blended right in
@2011blueman3 жыл бұрын
@@jameszak8817 That's pretty much the best way to it. The cops always assume you're running and the adrenaline dump they get from the chase causes their field of view to narrow and they miss it when people slow down and blend into traffic.
@jameszak88173 жыл бұрын
@@2011blueman Exactly, has worked so many times and best thing I've ever found. Just make sure they won't notice you. Just try to blend in but make sure you do blend in, XD. Only really works for things that don't stand out though. Unless you're good at driving without lights. Very interesting thing to do by the way
@bryn68444 жыл бұрын
My brother is in jail for trying to outrun the cops with his Toyota Prius Update since some of you are asking how long it was, my brother told me the chase lasted for almost 30 minutes, the cop cars were chargers and they laughed at him when he got cuffed
@victorbaker66064 жыл бұрын
How long for
@gatewhite84064 жыл бұрын
Prius, I bet he was caught in the first 5 seconds with that car
@Spielername4 жыл бұрын
So... Obviously the wrong choice!🤔 Next time maybe with a Tesla?!? But than again, if you can effort a Tesla you're not in the situation to rob a 🏦!
@beckirice98774 жыл бұрын
Influence... Come on.
@botshowtime50524 жыл бұрын
He hugging trees 😂😂😂
@landon42782 жыл бұрын
I had a buddy that used to rob banks. Best way to get away is limit the laws you're going to break. For example, driving the wrong direction just adds felonies, don't use a gun as most tellers are trained to hand over money and not put up a fight, and you'll just add years to your sentence if you get caught, wear bright clothing or a bandage on your face so when they ask for a description the only thing they can remember is the bandage, and finally, use a bike as a getaway vehicle. Bicycles can get you out of the immediate area before a response, and then you can switch to a car that doesn't need to out run the cops.
@sukottotsukeshi.8 ай бұрын
And banks don’t carry much money nowadays which can be good news bad
@ikshwakgannoju25193 жыл бұрын
Step 1: watch "Baby driver" Step 2: watch "Baby driver" Step 3: watch "Baby driver" Step 4: Do what he did.
@atouhoufan6073 жыл бұрын
Yeah and proberly crash the car
@leodadeal12403 жыл бұрын
and get ur associate impaled
@andrewvermey23663 жыл бұрын
Music... get in the grove
@tamneciawright93323 жыл бұрын
Go to a cafe and find a lover and find a deaf old dude p.s learn sign language
@cyril79053 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ethanflahey2194 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting me know, i just outran 20 cop cars while robbing 2 banks back to back and now the military are after me for some reason. Could you please make a video on how to get away from the military?
@obamaprism56884 жыл бұрын
*R* *P* *G*
@natashagnacinski30024 жыл бұрын
Get a TANKKKKKKKKKK HAHAAAAAAA
@wrench6974 жыл бұрын
is this gta
@yeetboi-os5kb4 жыл бұрын
Its impossible but ay make a fast and furious car
@oneandonlyvigil5 жыл бұрын
I Did it, i robbed a bank, i outran the Los Santos Police, thanks for your tips for GTA 5 Players Edit : Why so many likes ? I don't deserve it
@jesserosas71775 жыл бұрын
GeantPoire 7906 not gonna lie they had us in the first half
@HPayne625 жыл бұрын
HA! I'M A COP! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
@madkirk74315 жыл бұрын
@@HPayne62 *_NAH, ILL JUST STEAL A TANK AND BLOW EVERYONE UP_*
@igiveup125 жыл бұрын
nigga with the roblox pfp playing gta 5
@oneandonlyvigil4 жыл бұрын
DJF_62 no
@thehashslinginslasher35982 жыл бұрын
Out of All my car chases on my last 3 I learned to stay calm. And drive as safe as possible while speeding of course. Don’t blindly run thru red lights and stop signs. But remember stay CALM. Huge chance you might actually lose them. But don’t give them more than 2-3 minutes of them chasing. Lose them as soon as possible.
@LuisHernandez-sf5hf7 ай бұрын
I was only in one chase when I was about 14 years old in freshman year with my homie. We took his mom’s car and we were dipping by a park when a cop chilling there turned his lights on and began to chase us. The homie didn’t think about it twice. He just stepped on the gas and we were gone. We hid in a little street and heard how the cop passed by us on the main street going towards the freeway. He must have thought he saw a ghost 😂😂😂
@fivetimesyo3 жыл бұрын
Everybody: don't rob a bank. Donut Media: but if you do...
@hermannyboyyt85513 жыл бұрын
Need for speed`s fan be like.
@hermannyboyyt85513 жыл бұрын
@Lil Kabob in nfs game, you can outrun the cops , you know? They might as well wanted to outrun the cops just like they did in the game (I was meant to talk another thing besides what did he comment)
@TylerTMG3 жыл бұрын
@@hermannyboyyt8551 i wish Asphalt games had cops nitro does
@jesseincognito.3 жыл бұрын
Noted
@matthew_natividad2 жыл бұрын
@@hermannyboyyt8551 all fun n games till a corvette or camaro join in right?
@ZombieByte4 жыл бұрын
"he drove into an active metro tunnel" literally a move strait out of the gta playbook
@gerardofunez96104 жыл бұрын
Trruuuueee!! Lol
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
NFS
@bankrobba67314 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@G31M14 жыл бұрын
The metro tunnel works every fucking time man
@rogehmarbi4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that part in NFS The Run
@DH-rt3fk4 жыл бұрын
I have always wanted to start a company that has ex police officers chase you around an abandoned town as you try to get away.
@moggioz71654 жыл бұрын
Do it, a surprising amount of the USA is pretty empty. (if youre in the USA that is)
@tushargupta17644 жыл бұрын
i would like to invest in your company.
@prodbyandley46364 жыл бұрын
Yeah and people can paid will be good
@jack765ful3 жыл бұрын
The price tag would actually be VERY expensive for customers. No good. Imagine: let’s say you have 3 ex-cops chasing you. That’s 3 salaries you’re paying for in the field, plus additional headcount for safety monitors, police strategy coordinator (situation room), and then the expensive equipment... in the end, only the rich guys can afford it. But they’d sooner just buy a supercar and enjoy that at the track in their time trials.
@tushargupta17643 жыл бұрын
@@jack765ful He was joking mate
@sdrawkcabmodnar Жыл бұрын
The #1 thing about a 'getaway' is that you must both premeditate it, but also improvise. I would pick a vehicle like the chrysler 200 2012 with the 3.6l V6. Unassuming, blends in, 0-60 in 5 sec flat but agile as a cat at 2900 lbs curb weight. Your getaway strategy must include backroads, or a second vehicle, or ditching the vehicle entirely, for if it is that you wish to attempt to flee in the city, you must do so before the helicopters are able to track you. If the helicopters get their eye, you must go to the backroads, or find a way to get into a second vehicle without being spotted. Premeditation comes in with the second vehicle, improvisation comes in with the where and how. If you use untracked communications I believe you could certainly set up the getaway spot quite quickly and it has been performed recently to get away from if I remember correctly LAPD. The suspects pulled into a parking garage and left in a different car and the police were left wondering. Otherwise, night time is your best friend, know the roads you plan on driving, and do not be anywhere that you call home. Simple.
@shigga52644 жыл бұрын
Me: clicks on this video "How to Outrun the Police" My FBI Agent: Allow me to introduce myself
@devfter57983 жыл бұрын
"Mum, it's just a game" 15 years later:
@whyleo-3 жыл бұрын
“Need for speed has prepared me for this moment” 😂
@matiasfpm3 жыл бұрын
@@whyleo- 😂😁🚘
@GHOS-H-T3 жыл бұрын
@@whyleo- same my man
@matthew_natividad3 жыл бұрын
Error 404 no pursuit breakers available
@MxzStudio4 ай бұрын
GTA be like
@fyeforyourentertainment53063 жыл бұрын
This local bank got robbed in my area as soon as it opened. This bank was so new in fact that they haven't even had time to install cameras. Some guys knew that and took advantage.
@christianmotley2623 жыл бұрын
I'll bet you knew it too... so where were you on ...
@ProSkye593 жыл бұрын
Mate the first thing you should not do after robbing a bank is flex it on the internet
@alphadog61143 жыл бұрын
So how much you get
@Valthe50Cal3 жыл бұрын
@@ProSkye59 I see what you did there 😂
@RecklessGenesis3 жыл бұрын
Good , im happy they did not get us.
@dakotajones151 Жыл бұрын
I'd run a Vic I've escaped 8 pursuits in it so far. Plus there are millions of them to blend in, they've got plenty of room for bags and a crew, with great performance and handling. They also use a ford modular motor the same one in your Koenigsegg. Super easy to modify and discreetly put down a lot of power.
@ostenvazquez60294 жыл бұрын
I’ll use a challenger because everyone calls them a charger/ Yeo I didn’t think I’d get this many likes this is so awesome
@minkshaming4 жыл бұрын
Never forget the news anchor who called a Dodge Challenger a “Dodger”
@HonnestPassion4 жыл бұрын
I was so annoyed when I heard him say that.... repeatedly 😑😂
@insulin_enjoyer23314 жыл бұрын
I would choose a demon so maybe someone will call it a hellephant or a Hellcat (charger)
@classicwheels42754 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@waffleMAN-ml8so4 жыл бұрын
stofs there slow as shit
@GamingWithMike-yv7xp5 жыл бұрын
Donut media: * up loads vid * * 2 mins later * fbi: * FBI OPEN UP *
@onechunkyaircraft48725 жыл бұрын
FBI AGENT 1: eat his ass >:D FBI AGENT 2: what? FBI AGENT 1: what?
@okami50295 жыл бұрын
@@onechunkyaircraft4872 lol
@connorkerns_47875 жыл бұрын
*you didn’t do it right*
@pierrepoirier79175 жыл бұрын
FBI : *BREAKS DOOR LITERALLY 2 SECONDS AFTER ASKING TO OPEN IT*
@IntellectualHazard5 жыл бұрын
@@onechunkyaircraft4872 your channel icon is quite an abuse to airbus lovers like me
@adankmeme6514 жыл бұрын
Criminals: *Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
@gabi_23984 жыл бұрын
A Dank Meme Charles the French reference?
@adankmeme6514 жыл бұрын
@@gabi_2398 no Spongebob
@adankmeme6514 жыл бұрын
if you want to see the template, here it is, thanks for asking www.google.com/search?q=write+that+down&sxsrf=ACYBGNSVyWr7fhyDYxiSQdTOfk4eLAtTsg:1580420576716&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=eXNBiaEjAuqaMM%253A%252CW1h3CJQPS_PyrM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kS6MAD7jdsYTQlQZNU2_RnX7MT3Tg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjClMi4paznAhUFCc0KHRHIA44Q9QEwAHoECAkQBA#imgrc=eXNBiaEjAuqaMM:
@st_ar4572 жыл бұрын
Probably not gonna be a noticed thing, but the 350z is a great idea. Rear seats for loot, easy enough to find, and enough speed and tune ability for a great getaway
@CassisBlu Жыл бұрын
Except... it's a two seater?
@st_ar457 Жыл бұрын
@@CassisBlu it’s got a trunk for your loot, and they’re cheap enough to get 2 for 5-10k a piece
@robertoravitz11595 жыл бұрын
Worked perfectly. I stole $5 from my wife's purse, and didn't get caught. I've made it to Mozambique. I don't think she will find me here. Thanks WheelHouse!
@alwin37055 жыл бұрын
from wherever you are to Mozambique for $5!? You stole the airline ticket, not the 5 bucks!!
@crutch5175 жыл бұрын
*Mozambique 'ere!*
@scorpion90635 жыл бұрын
*MOZAMBIQUE HERE*
@4ae1095 жыл бұрын
bruh thats so lit
@alwin37055 жыл бұрын
@@CryoToast thought it might be from a game I don't play, but eh, my comment still works.
@tobaccopro77704 жыл бұрын
Police: write that down, write that down.....
@thedepression9503 жыл бұрын
Robbers: Write that down! Write that down!
@jonas_plays84183 жыл бұрын
Back in the early 60s my great-uncle Gerald had a brand new Chevelle. He had a switch under the steer shaft that turned off his brake lights. He would speed on highways and often get chased by cops at night and outrun them. He has the same Chevelle to this day.
@bobuxman693 жыл бұрын
cool
@deantrelladair50783 жыл бұрын
Doubt
@Leo9ine3 жыл бұрын
@@deantrelladair5078 r/nothingeverhappens It was a lot easier back then. Every department didn't have a helicopter, military level coordination, and twin turbo Explorers.
@mr.h42943 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend
@harrisonkarn20783 жыл бұрын
Legend
@mwolfrey Жыл бұрын
I would drive a Dark Gray Civic, Accord, Corolla or Camry, using the base model versions. Easy to blend cars. You could also tune any of them up without making them look unusual.
@AverageSensei3 жыл бұрын
"60% of bank robberies are solved in 24 hrs" Me who loves low chance of success: oh yeah
@davet.54933 жыл бұрын
You dont get much in a bank stick up they keep the cash at less than $1500 per teller. You gotta go big and very weird.
@davidm51723 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jwesthoff10213 жыл бұрын
Bank robberies are investigated by the FBI.
@wakanakapisihello56553 жыл бұрын
Screw a bank, try a casino.
@slappa73773 жыл бұрын
Nolan after this video: chilling Someone at the door: FBI OPEN UP
@billy_raycyrus90595 жыл бұрын
Obviously a red 2006 Subaru WRX. It has already been proven to work.
@Real_May5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamesmuffins33305 жыл бұрын
What? 2005 WRX with custom rwd setup will only do.
@klingerkun57665 жыл бұрын
Baby driver?
@davidgiles96335 жыл бұрын
Billy_Ray Cyrus B-A-B-Y baby
@UncleDon2265 жыл бұрын
pretty sure the guy who shot up new zealand also drove a subaru
@xplosiveshell16035 жыл бұрын
He forgot to say, *THIS VIDEO WAS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES O N L Y*
@urugulu16565 жыл бұрын
well maybe not because you can do that for real in a game like forza.... then this video may be an advantage
@optimusprime0282 жыл бұрын
THANKS FOR ALL THE ADVICE MATE. You just saved me from being caught big time.
@_sandy_2 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@toadsixeight2 жыл бұрын
Uhhhh… Max? What’re you doing here?
@ajm50073 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Most of the 40% of bank robberies that AREN'T solved within 24 hours don't get solved at all. Those that do, it's usually because the robbers are caught robbing a DIFFERENT bank at a later date, and then connected to the previously unsolved robbery.
@axelramirez73372 жыл бұрын
I like those odds
@TheEmeraldSword042 жыл бұрын
hey, the money is ensured as stated in the video.
@AKRXI2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the advice
@BaldianOfIbelin2 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so only need to escape from them for 24hrs
@ajm50072 жыл бұрын
@@BaldianOfIbelin Pretty much, yeah. If you can lie low for 24 hours, and they still haven't identified you by then, they're probably not going to unless you do something stupid like rob ANOTHER bank.
@birddude31234 жыл бұрын
no one: Literally no one: KZbin: you look like you need to outrun the cops
@patron66664 жыл бұрын
no one: everyone: dead meme format that isn’t funny anymore
@gavindunlap7244 жыл бұрын
@@patron6666 r/woooooosh
@patron66664 жыл бұрын
Skipp Dunlap -that’s not how it works but ok
@FenderJay4 жыл бұрын
*Yes officer this is the video I've been talking about*
@Thawhid4 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@jerichosamurai2 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell that he mentioned the GTI. I actually did manage to run from the police outside of Atlanta in my 2009 GTI and escaped in about 10 minutes. I will however agree with the assessment. It's not very fast compared to a squad car, but it will lose them pretty quickly if you're making turns or maneuvering through tight spots in traffic. I used the shoulder of the road when there was only two open lanes and two semis blocking both and he did not follow me around them. As soon as I knew he was off me I went up the first exit. Then the SUV came up in front of me and turned on its lights. In about 3 seconds I decided to just hook a left and start flying down this road at 120. Within about 30 seconds this guy gave up and I realized he wasn't chasing me anymore. I'm not exactly sure why he gave up. My guess is they were either called off or I simply left the jurisdiction.
@LaVaZ0002 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped
@jamesjames61375 жыл бұрын
The DeLorean dmc-12 with the optional Flux capacitor.
@hyogomarume83455 жыл бұрын
Winner!
@isaaceliason57125 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Creeperboy0995 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, it is very underpowered and very heavy in real life... it doesn’t have a V8 as it sounds like in the movie, but has a 130hp V6... yeah- the body is stainless steel too...
@supersaiyangoku35805 жыл бұрын
It's a electrolytic capacitor with solder flux in them
@ailestriker98885 жыл бұрын
Just drop an LS motor in there and TUNE THE HELL OUT OF IT!
@DivorcedGooseRat4 жыл бұрын
Police: okay let’s get some info on this guy! 5 minutes later CIA: he watched a video from Donut media to get away from us Police: Dang it
@saahilsabi51523 жыл бұрын
5 steps to outrun cops Me, who played Need for Speed Most Wanted: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of these guys
@matiasfpm3 жыл бұрын
You need an indestructible car m8 😂😁
@pxssplz3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget hot Pursuit
@justintyler48143 жыл бұрын
You simply kick flip the car during a boost over the blockade and drift the turn. Most wanted was the best
@sgt.verdian19453 жыл бұрын
Dont forget that IRL car literally BREAKS DOWN when u hit something
@pxssplz3 жыл бұрын
@@sgt.verdian1945 wow I thought cars were invincible. Hmm that would make more sense about my dad
@abyssalreclass Жыл бұрын
The best heist is the heist where you are gone before anyone realizes that the goods are missing. For the getaway, pick something common, but of course soup it up into a sleeper build, because if you don't have backup plans for your backup plans, you deserve to get caught.
@joeymartinez48785 жыл бұрын
EVERYBODY: watches this to prepare to commit a crime ME: watches this so ya boy can get rid of 5 stars
@NeverlostatBSgaming5 жыл бұрын
Joey Martinez exactly
@Mountain4135 жыл бұрын
Literally drive into the subway. Or find one of the train stations and hide there. Works everytime
@RoccoShade5 жыл бұрын
*People still play Grand Theft Auto*
@alaroyde57585 жыл бұрын
Joey Martinez my G 😂
@russellrobinson64045 жыл бұрын
@@RoccoShade gta is life lol
@haze56573 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, *"You're on a watchlist"* Look ma! I'm famous!!
@charelpeffer523 жыл бұрын
Always have been
@lix03473 жыл бұрын
Ma! I got 1k subscribers! Who gives a facking shit!
@haze56573 жыл бұрын
@@lix0347 damn boi
@jaxfoster18513 жыл бұрын
Taking a subi wrx sti, cause if anything goes wrong it doubles as a bomb.
@kowalski64133 жыл бұрын
@Bunta Fujiwara bunta can you borrow your impreza? Need it for a bank job
@chickenjoe98323 жыл бұрын
@Bunta Fujiwara just take the spoiler off and chuck a muffler on and u will blend in easily
@mamata50183 жыл бұрын
you got my choice its the best car like it was in baby driver also
@b6njamin3 жыл бұрын
bro that’s my dream car and I was actually thinking about it lmaooo
@ladiesman-yj5cs3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pugking4383 Жыл бұрын
4:12 the baby drive reference is 🔥
@timmyturner44103 жыл бұрын
Nolan: “This guy stole a tank in 1995!” Me Tastefully Smoking a Cigarette: “Gather round and listen to this beautiful story about a man and his machine... the Killdozer.”
@sencis74513 жыл бұрын
No no this is the dude who went on a crazy meth ranpage
@GBduds3 жыл бұрын
Don't smoke
@cheesycheese29143 жыл бұрын
You smoke?
@georgehennen70435 жыл бұрын
*FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
@hirmotinthakur56565 жыл бұрын
Hi nolan
@Donut5 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀
@JP-uk9uc5 жыл бұрын
And they don't need a warrant anyway...
@overlord64n65 жыл бұрын
NSA ALREADY KNOWS YOUR LOCATION
@zeke20955 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude, don't be at chase bank tomorrow in LA
@pet3r3875 жыл бұрын
Zeke S Image the bank really getting robbed tomorrow and the fbi just tracking your IP adress and raiding your home. Damn that would be interesting
@MikeHarris19845 жыл бұрын
That's just a good tip for any Chase, lol. Shit bank...
@argenys85 жыл бұрын
this is a distraction he’s actually going to bank of america
@zl1camaro1005 жыл бұрын
@@argenys8 oh shit
@pentilex43385 жыл бұрын
Obviously he'll be at the Wells Fargo, it's a red herring
@Kingofportals2 жыл бұрын
I would drive a Ford Model T, it is durable and a true classic, I may not get very far but it will still be something. A former Tank driver stole a Tank in 1995 and went wild all over the streets of California.
@asamakowski83164 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m on a watchlist now after watching this
@cheeseflavoredbaguette35784 жыл бұрын
Me to I’m scared
@THEGOAT19454 жыл бұрын
FBI open up
@ItsKETER4 жыл бұрын
Asa Makowski ur not the only one
@ethanrogers43644 жыл бұрын
Lol I said to my phone your going to put me on a list huh
@asamakowski83164 жыл бұрын
If one of us goes down, we all go down. We are in this together brothers
@blipblop91583 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear I’m driving a cop car with a cop in the back
@crymeariver5463 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: I’m in the back of a cop car rn
@erikurizita67023 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear; I am in the woods with a dead cop with two holes in his body, I’m holding his gun and taking aim at his car which I used to escape.
@-dodup-59703 жыл бұрын
@A Shitbag69 LMFAO
@sooonaekoo1-53 жыл бұрын
Cop car unclear, I am instructions
@battlepants58365 жыл бұрын
Judge : How did you escape? Suspect : Well there was this video........
@mas200675 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underrated
@topkek50875 жыл бұрын
How would you be talking to the judge if you escaped?
@matthew_natividad5 жыл бұрын
The would be in the police report
@battlepants58365 жыл бұрын
Hydro Kush idk, gets caught.
@topkek50875 жыл бұрын
But it's says how'd you escape. So did he escape or did he get caught?
@din53853 ай бұрын
The tesla cybertruck is almost perfect. It goes 0-60 in just 2.6 seconds, has 600 horsepower, is made of stainless steel and is apparently bulletproof, and us super quiet because it's electric. The only drawback that i can think of is that it sticks out like a sore thumb.
@zookiatookya3205 жыл бұрын
*FBI has entered the chat* *FBI wants to know your location*
@Speedpunk6505 жыл бұрын
no, FBI is watching the chat
@sh0ryualfa3935 жыл бұрын
F B I O P E N U P
@guardiangaming36975 жыл бұрын
CIA here... no relation... uh where can I get this bank job done at... asking for a friend.
@MrMelodynelson5 жыл бұрын
FBI have a lot of work INSIDE them...no time to loose on youtube..or have they?
@chloetangpongprush35195 жыл бұрын
Why would the FBI want to know your location they can just ask the NSA, they already know everything about us.
@northtexasfishing97065 жыл бұрын
He said supercars in the beginning But if you can afford a super car Why would you go rob a bank?😂😂
@diegocalcagno51025 жыл бұрын
maybe that supercar is stolen.
@irsyadkushadianto1225 жыл бұрын
Nolan Trigered
@apoorvsaxena11465 жыл бұрын
To buy more supercars and fuel.
@hesperuss83195 жыл бұрын
For fun
@Martin-xh1hd5 жыл бұрын
Rent one
@ducxandy98894 жыл бұрын
The cops in the US: That car is goddamn fast af! The cops in Dubai: Hold my Beer....
@elijaha7734 жыл бұрын
*sand
@shaziaansari31504 жыл бұрын
E. Andrews lol
@KayJblue4 жыл бұрын
E. Andrews I’ve seen you before,hello again lol
@gr4y_m4n4 жыл бұрын
True
@AidanNMelly6 ай бұрын
As an escapist criminal on the run I appreciate your help with my escape from the police
@ax1s6634 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes are from cops going like “goddamnit they have uncovered our secrets”
@garrettbrantley64485 жыл бұрын
Who else looked this up while running from the cops
@dergreg_5 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comment of the whole KZbin history.
@Maxmotor20085 жыл бұрын
@@dergreg_ if you're 15 and believed it..
@quoxi74005 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dergreg_5 жыл бұрын
@@Maxmotor2008 Dude I know it's a joke, but it was a damn good one! That's why I think it deserves a lot more likes.
@shilinliu15675 жыл бұрын
Lolmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joemexico7969 Жыл бұрын
Entertaining!. An Ex-cop told me the best way to out-run a cop is to head for a large parking lot ASAP and get inside a building anonymously.
@LMGM104 жыл бұрын
"5 easy step for running from cops" Me a NFS Player:- im 3 parallel universes ahead from you."
@EdyAlbertoMSGT34 жыл бұрын
You cant use Pursuit breakers irl, shut. (Dont take me seriously)
@prds253864 жыл бұрын
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 but you can use arclight
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
EdyAlbertoMS GT3 pursuit tech
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
Pursuit tech
@canned_bread42684 жыл бұрын
NFS rivals fo sho lol
@MG42AA2WorldSuperCars5 жыл бұрын
- "I want every single unit after that guy..." - "Everyone??" - "EVERYONE!!!!"
@mihaimuntean29555 жыл бұрын
Yaassss
@chauncieextreme85145 жыл бұрын
uhhhh, he said unit
@headshotshoutygaming35645 жыл бұрын
I miss that game lol
@dangerm21565 жыл бұрын
MW life..
@lalomariano99105 жыл бұрын
Need for speed most wanted was the besttt
@matthewbeach29523 жыл бұрын
I think people greatly underestimate how often they fail things on the first try, but police chase seems like something you need to get perfect first try.
@sushiibird77993 жыл бұрын
Well if you don't you may not have a second time to do it so...
@ryanlemons32552 жыл бұрын
Start with a racetrack lol
@axletramps72502 жыл бұрын
I ran from the cops 6 times but the last time they really got my ass in court. 3 years of bullshit and a lot of money
@LargeLatLad Жыл бұрын
I recently saw a video in a CarMighty daily dose video of a Morris Minor running from the cops but personally I, in Britain, would go with a Subaru Impreza WRX STI. -fast and nimble -5 seats and a decent sized boot/trunk -AWD so I can pull some cool power slides for style points -not too common but still common enough that I’ll somewhat blend in
@04smallmj Жыл бұрын
Essex Police used to use Imprezas in their intercepter team!
@AztekTheKid3 жыл бұрын
Cop: “did you really think that you van out run us?” Me: “I know I shouldn’t have listened to Nolan”
@IRMacGuyver3 жыл бұрын
But my van is a Ford Supervan 3
@FiftyCharacters2 жыл бұрын
the payday crew would like a word with you
@matthew_natividad2 жыл бұрын
Gas gas gas
@cagen.2 жыл бұрын
they dont know, its a sleeper 💀
@henrytian32082 жыл бұрын
@@IRMacGuyver I think me meant can not van
@ShadyLife1014 жыл бұрын
"I had my friend drive the white Ford Bronco, the cops never pulled us over" I see what you did there
@eriktruchinskas37474 жыл бұрын
I wonder if any wives and potential lovers were killed
@KevCan_Cook4 жыл бұрын
Hellen Keller could tell what he did there
@xtremesplit13214 жыл бұрын
I Would Pick A 2017 Ford Raptor - Practicality - Performance - Ability To Go Off-road Yet A Custom One
@datrashman11154 жыл бұрын
Make sure to de-raptorize the body! Maybe throw some contractor company stickers on the doors, too- who's gonna thing that J&R Construction's truck is the getaway car?
@blakemoreno7764 жыл бұрын
Ram SRT-10 with stock bodywork and maybe some engine/transmission upgrades
@Max-jm6md4 жыл бұрын
gonna stick out though
@vinyl_27844 жыл бұрын
But you'll stick out and be slow af
@exter11824 жыл бұрын
Big SVC bumpers too
@RHFactor100 Жыл бұрын
I am from Trinidad. I remembered when I was in a maxi taxi and a police truck was chasing us. The driver went through a back road with a lot of roads and drove in circles, then waited for the truck to pass on the opposite road. He then went through another back road, drove to his house, parked the vehicle in a garage, we all got out and had to walk back to the bus route and take another maxi taxi.
@im_r0by3 жыл бұрын
Escape vehicle: everyone arguing what is best Me: tank
@fuduzan55623 жыл бұрын
It's been done. It was followed (and attacked) until it ran out of gas and the driver committed suicide. Not a good plan, m'dude.
@jamieborg45473 жыл бұрын
Dirtbike
@Emmanuel-ho8ig3 жыл бұрын
@@jamieborg4547 youd get shot 😐
@ro0ben6953 жыл бұрын
@@Emmanuel-ho8ig maybe not if you don’t live in America
@onyourleft92733 жыл бұрын
@@fuduzan5562 Bruh imma use a fucking Apache Attack helicopter
@thecardtrixter45585 жыл бұрын
Me - driving ANY koenigsegg Police - "we're pursuing a white hovercraft"
@BluE-si6xh5 жыл бұрын
A hovercraft whit wheels
@ponyempiresunite97025 жыл бұрын
A massive hovercraft would be very effective. Waves couldn't bring it down and can go over almost anything.
@yeetusthatfeetus78695 жыл бұрын
you sound like bladed angel 😅
@fqtay5 жыл бұрын
Or you could just call Lester. It worked for me!
@legendarycinematics30915 жыл бұрын
Taylor M 😂
@miger64thegamer195 жыл бұрын
Lol xd
@haydencutrone64435 жыл бұрын
That is true
@J0hndow5 жыл бұрын
oh me?
@IntellectualHazard5 жыл бұрын
I typed leavemealone on my GPS and it worked!
@NukerMunkyGames2 жыл бұрын
Merc-AMG A45 Hatchback seems like the best option for a low-key, way-to-fast, AWD, and very capable all-in-one kinda package.
@fonetic88315 жыл бұрын
Me: driving a *Pagani Huayra* The Police: We are chasing a silver *Ferrari* Edit:Thanks For All the likes 😀
@kvngbreezy23825 жыл бұрын
Fonetic no silver Lamborghini
@zulubravofoxtrot73275 жыл бұрын
XD
@fonetic88315 жыл бұрын
@@kvngbreezy2382 xd
@djaydeved5 жыл бұрын
HIYABUSA
@your_average_cultured_dude5 жыл бұрын
Most triggering thing ever.
@one-of-us99395 жыл бұрын
Tesla S P100D without any doubt. Super car performance. Looks like any other sedan. At full kick, sounds like the wind.
@adamdomanski99755 жыл бұрын
That's good
@houssamalucad7535 жыл бұрын
Good if your hiding place isn't too far and you can lose the cops quick... A potential problem is the average top speed of those cars and the consumption under those speeds
@theworldoverheavan5605 жыл бұрын
Till the battery runs out
@BK-it6wg5 жыл бұрын
top speed around 120 mph...and the agility of an old barocque sofa...
@stevenfontenot30305 жыл бұрын
Depending on where youre at. Like if you were in a big city (i.e. Dallas or New York City) then itd be fine. But in most rural areas which takes up most of country, it would stick out like a sore thumb
@jonatan75994 жыл бұрын
Any car 1.) Get you’re car wrapped a different color 2.) goto a garage 3.) unwrapped you’re car 4.) you’re good to go 👏🏼
@makyostarr5154 жыл бұрын
That's a process
@jonatan75994 жыл бұрын
Polar Express not if you have 2 other buddies with you
@Prettyboysyrome4 жыл бұрын
Might wanna change the license plates 👈🏾 different color car same plates GOTCHA
@blkpanther944 жыл бұрын
Taxi
@eriktruchinskas37474 жыл бұрын
You watched the remake of taxi didnt you?
@kiasack2 жыл бұрын
A spaceship I will just go to Mars and spend my money with the aliens
@Cw4O244 жыл бұрын
Dodge demon, imagine fleeing the cops and hearing that supercharger.
@lucaguida42864 жыл бұрын
Until you hit a corner
@lucaguida42864 жыл бұрын
@Xt5 xx drive for 2 hours then charge your car for 30 min
@Gk226324 жыл бұрын
Yea u get to hear the supercharger until there’s a small turn in the road 😂😂
@inboundspies0994 жыл бұрын
till u run out of gas
@rxzesereniti97504 жыл бұрын
Until you turn a corner lol
@dannielm95285 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to go Rob a bank Update: I'm in Federal prison
@Gallbladders5 жыл бұрын
lol
@riograndelocos96395 жыл бұрын
@Mike G r/woooosh
@chilael68925 жыл бұрын
@@riograndelocos9639 But he get the joke... i would post on the subreddit that shows people using subreddit outside reddit but i don't have the balls to do
@subscriberswithoutvideos-hm7mq5 жыл бұрын
This comment was from a day ago. You'd expect him to be caught just in 24 hours? BTW everybody knows it's a joke.
@p_arabellum34165 жыл бұрын
@Mike G WOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын
3:06 An airport heist in Brazil happened that way, they brought a car exactly like the one used by the federal police, fooled the security and drove away with a gold shipment.
@sharkk24s4 жыл бұрын
JonatasAdoM sounding like gta 5
@thedarkmaster42024 жыл бұрын
JonatasAdoM and now they are arrested haha
@kevinlee94444 жыл бұрын
JonatasAdoM I’m pretty sure this is the plot to fast five
@JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын
According to google: "Gunmen in Brazil have stolen 750kg (1,650lbs) of gold estimated to be worth at least $30m (£24m). The suspects entered Guarulhos airport in São Paulo dressed as police officers and took the gold, which had been destined for New York and Zurich. Twoairport workers were taken hostage, according to police." 26 July 2019. Link: www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-49122868 Also there's this video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3alq6eYgb9gbM0
@JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын
Wait, did the heist happen AFTER this video was uploaded!? I wonder... hehe
@cwhitley.sawlabs7 ай бұрын
Take advice from Baby Driver: boost a commuter car, something that can blend in with morning traffic. So, I'd take a Civic or Accord. Both can be swapped or boosted for more power, parts are readily available to improve performance, and certain years blend in super well.
@handel26654 жыл бұрын
Apparently you don’t need any car, a guy in my town ran away on foot after robbing a bank and escaped. 😂
@keywestalert63294 жыл бұрын
On foot is much better
@isaacvasilyuk73984 жыл бұрын
That’s a bit of a risk. First, cops can catch up to you easily, and second, there’s no way that a running man wearing nothing but black, and has a bag of money over their shoulder can just BLEND IN. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
@sal_strazzullo4 жыл бұрын
Or you could change your clothes somewhere
@lilcracker6924 жыл бұрын
Payday 2 IRL (No Clickbait!)
@joka73164 жыл бұрын
A guy in my hometown used a quad.
@aahhh32075 жыл бұрын
Just call Lester, ffs.
@chaseboy2255 жыл бұрын
😅
@carbonN5 жыл бұрын
@@owenjackson2390 lmao
@Eyebrows8424 жыл бұрын
but what if you end up getting I dont listen to my messages but I listen to yours. Take that how you want.
@cooldude37645 жыл бұрын
Dear FBI, I am not planning a bank robbery From, A Pickup Man
@pandamilkshake5 жыл бұрын
A Pickup Man or a Cool Dude?
@cooldude37645 жыл бұрын
Burning Panda MilkShake HD is there a difference😂
@cornpopandhisbadboys24382 жыл бұрын
My perfect getaway vehicle would be a donut delivery truck. I'd inevitably get caught, but the high speed chase would be hilarious
@opreadavid75765 жыл бұрын
1. Rob a grocery store for not so much cash 2. Run away with your kawasaki ninja 250 3. Lol they cant catch you 4. Escape 5. Enjoy the money
@priceless44525 жыл бұрын
LoserKat what about space
@clockwise11385 жыл бұрын
@@priceless4452 I think a backpack will be fine
@FINtr0ll995 жыл бұрын
...250? You choose the 250? Why not the 1000 for example? What?
@jaysparky14645 жыл бұрын
72 Division exactly
@jaysparky14645 жыл бұрын
72 Division bmw 1000
@Simonix234 жыл бұрын
This video: (exists) FBI: *INTRESTING*
@Aiko400R4 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP!
@Aiko400R4 жыл бұрын
Gumball I well reelising you if you tell me what is sarcasm
@potent_steel_05764 жыл бұрын
I can almost see my FBI agent through my camera while watching this video
@-FIRAQ-4 жыл бұрын
Jaylen Hanson me too
@hoodie41792 жыл бұрын
There’s so many videos like this 😭 “ don’t do anything illegal. It’s bad. But if you wanna rob a bank here’s the best way to do it.” 😂😭
@m.delano88124 жыл бұрын
Toyota AE86 You'll disguised as a tofu seller
@PhilVillagerOffical4 жыл бұрын
Thats what i said
@m.delano88124 жыл бұрын
@@PhilVillagerOffical Bruh u said it 8 hours ago but mine is 2 weeks ago
@anynonymous15854 жыл бұрын
*DEJA VU*
@roadmaster07474 жыл бұрын
And I would probably choose the same thing
@reapanomin8994 жыл бұрын
You actually thought of that.
@ChryslerAirflowCoupe4 жыл бұрын
Bro, get a retired fedex truck, put the money in the packages. The cops can’t searched mail without a warrant
@jonathanflorida21424 жыл бұрын
Aah nice idea. But it is not very fast, agile, or has great handling
@osamabintokin9984 жыл бұрын
Except that they were mainly built by Workhorse, and good fucking luck getting parts for them nowadays.
@Loehlenco4 жыл бұрын
FedEx isn't the mail though. Now a usps truck (save the postal service, y'all) is a better choice, but still requires them to believe you are carrying mail and not I'll gotten gains.
@Sazler4 жыл бұрын
Wow you are very smart
@lawnylawnington4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanflorida2142 i mean you don't have to get caught if you look innocent
@dolphixx37905 жыл бұрын
Best car choice is a engine swapped sleeper, they won't expect it.
@matthew_natividad5 жыл бұрын
Dolphi Xx try that in Australia
@jedimasterjoe53864 жыл бұрын
matthew natividad ???
@matthew_natividad4 жыл бұрын
Jedi Master Joe it’s a bit of a police state for car enthusiasts
@kevincrossland18984 жыл бұрын
@@matthew_natividad I feel like it's a bit of a police state for more than just car enthusiasts tbh
@JuanAlvarez-hw9fs4 жыл бұрын
FARMTRUCK
@quickgart2 жыл бұрын
"So this is how I got all my money," Literally Nolan
@lktn625 жыл бұрын
just follow the train tracks... helps even with 5 stars.
@samuelgroher90075 жыл бұрын
Na,just go on mountians :)
@aarontimm5 жыл бұрын
@@samuelgroher9007 helis follow you
@samuelgroher90075 жыл бұрын
Yee but its still the best
@GETUPANDGO5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I've done the subway move many times
@RickyGExtra_TX5 жыл бұрын
Unless your vehicle is good on offroad and gravel. However, railroad companies have their own police and security too.
@MrAce215 жыл бұрын
Evo iii 1.fast 2.off road 3.4wd/awd 4 _misfiring system_
@sta50115 жыл бұрын
@S-thxxc NANI MISHFIRINGSHISHTEMU?
@dj12835 жыл бұрын
S-thxxc Is it enough tough? Just thinking if u're in pursuit and cops're trying to knock u out of the way.
@sta50115 жыл бұрын
@@dj1283 Evo's are the fastest though.It's 4WD can handle well too
@dj12835 жыл бұрын
Lone Fox7438 Yes I know that but u didn't tell me are they enough tough and can they handle the rough stuff?
@sta50115 жыл бұрын
@@dj1283 Mostly it can even race on highways with full control...
@ian-sf1ep4 жыл бұрын
Step: 1 choosing the right car Not very helpful considering I’m in a 2012 Mazda CX-5 and they’re right behind me
@nickkilmer73714 жыл бұрын
CX5s are nice cars man. Fat miata
@iceyplug4 жыл бұрын
How do you change the language on the navigation system ?
@garyrovanpera Жыл бұрын
I have to choose the Subaru Forester XT! It's an SUV brother of the Impreza. Or better, the Jeep Trackhawk!!
@mineshnissanka71394 жыл бұрын
I'd use a hybrid car. Why? 1. They have big bursts of torque and power whenever you step on it. 2. Mileage 3. Most of them don't make a lot of sound. That adds another layer of stealth. And bonus: with a hybrid, you get that sweet acceleration of an electric car and the high-revving power delivery of gasoline cars. No need to thank me. P.S visit me in prison, K?
@brendanfogel45734 жыл бұрын
So Tesla?
@vaire25834 жыл бұрын
@@brendanfogel4573 last time i checked tesla isn't hybrid
@shaziaansari31504 жыл бұрын
Brendan Fogel Tesla makes electric vehicles hybrid is a car like a Porsche 918
@marcellinushendrasuryaputr34354 жыл бұрын
Like prius commercial ads?
@mineshnissanka71394 жыл бұрын
@@marcellinushendrasuryaputr3435 yeah a prius may not be that fast but it blends in with traffic so well that the cops will have a hard time finding you anyways
@parmesankilla6904 жыл бұрын
id say a supra because all the cops would just go "IS THAT A SUPRA!?"
@elijahmcmullen96714 жыл бұрын
Parmesan Killa Buttt... they will flock you like crows
@parmesankilla6904 жыл бұрын
@@elijahmcmullen9671 if they could catch me
@jessemartin51054 жыл бұрын
@@parmesankilla690 trust me they'll catch you
@TS_Mind_Swept4 жыл бұрын
Parmesan Killa - what year though?
@parmesankilla6904 жыл бұрын
@@TS_Mind_Swept dont remember the year but it the "mk4"
@whasian11115 жыл бұрын
You gotta go with Han's RX-7. It's too fast for the cops, they won't even try.
@rhodesianwojak20955 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dontknow65105 жыл бұрын
whasian1111 remember what Nolan said
@Phin_Again5 жыл бұрын
Most of us dont live in japan, and even then, they are starting to actually chase them now since the gentleman's agreement has basically died
@tryfelynn3395 жыл бұрын
Indiana cops are not allowed to chase once you get so fast or if you are in a neighborhood. Sheriff only.no city cops can chase
@supra_racer5 жыл бұрын
That's because Japan cops are slow
@RailsofForney Жыл бұрын
2:44 Yeah…I’m glad my school district enforces the use of seatbelts 😂