They're all pretty minor gripes TBH - if they're the most annoying things, then it's a pretty good car. The reverse - hell, you need some safeguard against accidental reverse selection. Volume - use your ears. Who cares what the percentage is? Is it loud enough or not? The rest of it is more trivia. I'd love my car to have such trivial faults :-)
@spidey2292 жыл бұрын
well said mate.
@tompalmer85896 жыл бұрын
This is the most ridiculous video 😂
@Danielmerlin136 жыл бұрын
The reverse is there and has a button to make it hard and annoying so you don't put it into reverse accidently while driving I will agree the volume is annoying My car doesn't tell me when to shift There is a draw under the passenger seat, and I often use the backseat drinks holder makes it a bit harder to get to but keeps it out the way of the gearstick The bonnet catch is on the passenger side because the Opel corsa is made in mainland Europe and just rebranded to come over here
@alwaysrollin146 жыл бұрын
am i right- i don’t think uv been driving long
@Mr-uw3zk6 жыл бұрын
Number 6. It's a Vauxhall Corsa
@xiiBuzzinx6 жыл бұрын
That should be first and only number.
@markmorgan036 жыл бұрын
"For example in Mercedes" you are in a VAUXHALL CORSA NOT AN S CLASS. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. And in regards to the bonnet lever, Vauxhall and Opel are the same company. Opel make Left hand drive cars so it's normal in 3/4 of Corsas sold
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
Mark Clelland nice one bro exactly my point
@jacktaylor14866 жыл бұрын
The size of the glove box, can’t even fit my log book in that 😂😂
@ScoptOriginal Жыл бұрын
I have the exact same model, nearly all of these seem ridiculous. My top 5 things I hate about it are: 1. 1st gear is practically nonexistent 2. The speeds you need to change gear are nonsensical (which the shift light really helps when you start out) 3. The steering column often feels like it's pushing my foot off the clutch when I turn out of mg drive 4. The bonnet lever being on the wrong side 5. The layout and features of the center console (mostly just how old it all is, but also the problems you mentioned with the cupholders)
@CaptainKingsleyYeoo6 жыл бұрын
not trying to be funny, as I think this shape of corsa is really nice. But surely I would hate the stigma of driving a corsa, as they have a rep for being driven by plonkers, and for picking up young girls lol
@fucknugget89056 жыл бұрын
i drive a corsa I don't pick up young girls but I drive like a plonker XD
@DomWayne6 жыл бұрын
FuckNugget same lmao. I drive like a lunatic.
@charlievidz50014 жыл бұрын
I think the sri looks better as a 4 door
@samking77944 жыл бұрын
@@charlievidz5001 5 door you mean lol
@charlievidz50014 жыл бұрын
@@samking7794 they are basically same thing
@012chris2106 жыл бұрын
Aw I like having the button for reverse, it’s way better then having to push the whole stick in, in order to change it to reverse I think personally. Completely agree with the cup holders though and wanting to go into 3rd😂
@darrenjowett80322 жыл бұрын
That’s where gear 6 goes
@dillonlongland8995 Жыл бұрын
@@darrenjowett8032 if only it had one
@mo85966 жыл бұрын
Agree about the cup holder. No chance going into gear 3 with maccies in the car...
@anisah4u216 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Hamid honestly the best fucking response loooooool
@paulbags1236 жыл бұрын
As a young man in 1997 I had a 205gti and it was much more basic than your corsa. I was grateful I even had a car. People say it was a classic but in reality it was a piece of shit compared to your corsa. We could wake up 1 day and all this crap could be gone. Fukin iPhones, tablets, Alexa and all other pointless shit we rely on. Hopefully that doesn’t happen but it would make a interesting social experiment 😂good luck with your channel dude, no offence intended ✌️
@peterthomas57922 жыл бұрын
I had a 205gti too - with an Mi16 engine, twin 45 DCOE Webers, well over 200 BHP at the wheels and built by the son of Jean Todt of F1 fame for hillclimbs. I don't usually like modified cars, but that one was stunning - I regret selling it.
@morek3l5766 жыл бұрын
why dont you chnage to 4th to better fuel economy rather ur engine revving more and get rid of that light if it bothers you that much
@TRASHoftheTITANS6 жыл бұрын
MoreK3L What if you're on a short section of 30 and there's a limit change coming up? What if you're coming up to a roundabout that you can't take in a higher gear than 3rd? What if you've only just got to 30 and you're turning into a new road? It's not always necessary to shift up just because you can
@morek3l5766 жыл бұрын
Okay mr smart arse, i was just saying 4th is better on the road he was on for saving fuel
@TRASHoftheTITANS6 жыл бұрын
MoreK3L And I'd agree with you, I'm just saying it's not always necessary, and i can see the guy's point. Less of the insults 👍
@darcieknapman67116 жыл бұрын
I always drive in 4th when I’m going 30 mph and if you’re going into a 20 zone or approaching a round about then drop into 3rd or 2nd
@TheWhiskeyMan-rk7qv4 жыл бұрын
I used to drive a 2016 Corsa 1.4 and could drive in 5th at 30mph.
@JayHowi5 жыл бұрын
I know this is old but should've mentioned how long the window takes to de-mist, it is legit a pisstake.
@cole65894 жыл бұрын
4:07 mate, the glove compartment
@garrylamb99992 жыл бұрын
cant stand the car telling him what gear to be in but wants to know how loud the stereo is 🤣
@ben.f_17183 жыл бұрын
"fuck off , ill shift when i want to shift" im dead
@jaivaja73166 жыл бұрын
Here’s what’s actually shit about the car: 1. No temperature gauge so u don’t know if your engine is overheating and fucking up (in which Vauxhall’s suffer mostly from coolant issues). 2. Engine is just shit. 3. Torque steer as Vauxhall squeeze too much power into their engines. 4. They understeer like a motherfucker. 5. It’s a corsa!
@wzrdthegod6 жыл бұрын
There’s a shark in the glovebox so it’s basically the best car ever made
@DeltaMatt6 жыл бұрын
The volume should increase the faster you drive the car
@JxeFletcher6 жыл бұрын
Reverse is in that place because some corsa engines have 6 gears so it would be a waste of time and money to do different gear knobs
@robster61942 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't talk about the indicator, that thing pisses me off in my corsa
@TheWhiskeyMan-rk7qv4 жыл бұрын
My worst car ever was a 2004 Vauxhall Corsa 1.0 3dr Energy. It was my first car however so couldn't really expect much. Being an energy model I was lucky enough to have alloys, metal door handles, and electric windows. 😂😂😂😂 An absolute beast with a furious 59 horses under the bonnet, said no one ever. It was horrendous, very sluggish, not that fuel efficient, extremely tinny, had a paint job that was flakier than my dad's feet, soaking wet driver's footwell, failed both MOTs in 2 years of ownership, and still cost me nearly 200 pounds per month to insure during my first year. 3 months after passing my test the head gasket blew which was a common fault on those eco-flex engines, so the car went to scrap heap heaven without a teardrop or a kiss goodbye. I leased a 2016 Corsa for 3 years afterwards then went on to buy my current car, a 2012 Jaguar XF. Much better. 😁
@manutddachamps086 жыл бұрын
1) how clunky the gear box is 2) how jerky the car be at slow speeds 3) the bonnet opener 4) the fact that it didn't come with a spare wheel! 5) probably the R issue but its not big deal The volume thing doesn't bother me at all for some reason
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
manutddachamps08 good points tbh
@manutddachamps086 жыл бұрын
i still love it tho... would love the vxr version
@dinodino5760 Жыл бұрын
Minor things! I agree on the lack of compartments. Also minor but stupid is the suggestion of changing gears as it is not even at a high engine rotation. Also I often get into the reverse /1 st issue. My wheel is on the left so no thing weirs with the bonnet opener
@Gurn33y Жыл бұрын
bonnet catch is on the other side because your legs are moving around the footwell while you use the pedals and it's to avoid your trouser leg catching on the lever and popping the bonnet mid drive 😅😊
@niallwood4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever actually driven a car before?
@samtaylor11146 жыл бұрын
You can switch off the shift light mate, dead simple look up personal dashboard settings for corsa and a video should pop up
@samstooks38366 жыл бұрын
1. The car runs a CANBUS system so it shuts down aftermarket radios after a while and you have to plug in the original to make it work again. 2. The suspension is stiff as fuck 3. Barely any power and could do with a turbo. 4. Not fuel efficient even when driven like a grandma. 5. The lever to move the seat forward is wank.
@solonassouglis63856 жыл бұрын
Hey guys does it have the same problems as the vxr 4th cylinder etc..? Is it reliable or its just the same engine with same engine problems?
@brayden82684 жыл бұрын
There’s a tray under the passenger seat, and most cars have the bonnet lever on the passenger side
@martinhartley79273 жыл бұрын
Gear stick it is a safety feature in case you go into reverse by mistake radio volume I agree as for the shift light on dash saves fuel making sure u r in the right gear saves the engine reving to high at 30 mph I am in 5th And the latch just reach over
@jacknicholl2311 Жыл бұрын
I only noticed the shift light last night 🤣
@stedodd21163 жыл бұрын
Always fancied a mk2 golf, had a mk3 vr6 and a corrado g60 loved them dearly. Nice car mate looking forward to the next vid.
@stonermagicinc.6343 Жыл бұрын
The bonnet lever could be there incase you catch it with your leg, boot etc. I could be wrong
@joelcarter92646 жыл бұрын
The bonnet lift is on the passengers size because it uses the same chassis as the american version where the driver sits on the left, that's also why the glove box is so small.
@vladimirsoukup55193 жыл бұрын
Number 4: it is NOT a cup holder, it is a place for your sunglasses!
@dillonlongland8995 Жыл бұрын
What annoys me is when I take my handbrake off but I don't push it all the way down and it starts beeping
@jellybaby7 Жыл бұрын
Clearly u need the beep!
@dillonlongland8995 Жыл бұрын
@@jellybaby7 But the handbrake is all the way off, the lever just isnt all the way down. Trust, its weird and annoying
@charlievidz50014 жыл бұрын
The shift light on mine does not come on untill 4750rpm roughly
@Matti69507 ай бұрын
First downside meh! I LOVE it, i had cars like you want and it's just more hassle to do so, here i can blindly do it AND fast, if i have in the city center, a lot of correction to make cause only 70cm space left, i prefer it this way, i never accidently put it in back instead of one, so WHY complaint about this (other then having a 'taste' that is different). Dont use radio ever, dont car, i love to hear engine and be not distracted (plus i love Corsa engine soudn so whatever no corsa), if i drink i dont put it there, so no issue either, the switch for putting the cap open i'm pretty sure in EU (opposite steering wheel side), the clutch is still on same side so we got it combined. Shift, i kinda like it, it's good reminder if you are driving with high consumption, it is also set at least 400 rpm to high, so if you are already economic driver you will rarely hit that, and it's a godo reminder to have it. And if i'm racing, my eyes are on the road (high rpm), and a small light will not distract me, if anything i put my eye on the rpm counter to know how high i'm revving. I love this car, i only hate the the seller of it (profession) doenst wanna fix broken BCM. But i'm ready to buy another if problem isnt fixed.
@scottchegg33316 жыл бұрын
Bonnet release lever is on passenger side so if you scare passenger they just pull lever and slow you down when bonnet skelps the windscreen
@darylconnolly68775 ай бұрын
Did you ever notice the drawer under the passenger side seat? It's where I hide my stuff when I get out 😂
@iamsashaking6 жыл бұрын
Reverse is there cause of 6 speed gearbox models...... Like a VXR
@shaunagallagher24926 жыл бұрын
Do all Corsas have the reverse in the top left position? Because that's really changing my mind about buying one!
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
shauna gallagher unfortunately yes but you do get used to it mate
@kevslife2 жыл бұрын
Mate.. what do you expect for 2 quid. Seriously you used brain power for this..
@michaelcloherty53523 жыл бұрын
I have a corsa what i hate about mine is the warning in the middle of the vents every time i try to change the angle of the vent the warning lights come on cause I've pressed the triangle in the middle
@josipb31156 жыл бұрын
I have a same corsa but my corsa have 6th gears and the 6th gear is on that “reverse” spot
@benwyatt96426 жыл бұрын
Theres a draw under the passager seat
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
Ben Wyatt found it now ☺️😂
@darrenFN3K126 жыл бұрын
I was just about to mention that 😂 I have the corsa E and it was my Mrs that found the tray lol I wasn’t sure if the corsa D had it too so was goin to mention it lol
@sammeyjones14866 жыл бұрын
The volume thing pisses me off aswell! Have you not got storage under your passenger side seat?
@BrandonC2346 жыл бұрын
Get a Corsa C. There's a little cubby hole to the side of the steering wheel where you don't have one. There's a cup holder area in each door pocket and one between the seats which doesn't keep the cup still but isn't in the way. I installed a dual pop out cup holder tray in another cubby hole I have below the stereo. Plenty of room in the glove box, another decent size of storage near the cigarette lighter which includes a little lid. My bonnet latch is on the drivers side. I can see my volume and I don't have a shift indicator. The only problem I have is the reverse gear but that doesn't bother me.
@DG-yu6vc3 жыл бұрын
Is that roach card in the cup holder ????
@emilsimonsen18372 жыл бұрын
those things aren't much. the thing I hate most about mine is the fact that it doesn't have a temperature gauge for the coolant.
@jellybaby7 Жыл бұрын
Would u notice if it had one?
@Blackcheddar5 жыл бұрын
In my 2013 Corsa there is a hidden tray compartment under the front passenger seat
@dontpanicblink4 жыл бұрын
is the seat not set to high even when at lowest setting
@Carfreak-lh5cp6 жыл бұрын
the bonnith lever is on the left side because opel (the european version off vauxhall) has the steering wheel on the left side and thats because is is there
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
Carfreak 2003 I never actually thought of that! Ahah nice one man!!
@Carfreak-lh5cp6 жыл бұрын
J3ESE dont you also hate that you need to press the indicator lever 2 clicks down that it will stay on
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
Carfreak 2003 yes! Ahah and the fact they pop back up instead of stay down till you’ve made the turn 😅😂
@Carfreak-lh5cp6 жыл бұрын
J3ESE you know when the windows are open and you are out of the car and you hold the close button on the key for a few seconds the windows will go up
@mattwebb60565 жыл бұрын
Not the one touch indicators that everyone struggles with then?
@david-johnkleinhans37266 жыл бұрын
Bro reverse for corsa has been that way for years hasn't changed
@τσιμπατονε6 жыл бұрын
Also couple of car companies use familiar way for the shifts.
@renedijkhuizen59426 жыл бұрын
i think thats also because most people who drives the car lives in a land where the steering wheel is on the other side, i love it, cause you only have to leave the little button and put it in first... for the people who don't live in the uk its very handy.
@Bornchiller12311 ай бұрын
The bonnet lever being on the wrong side is Just because you got the steering wheel on the wrong side 😂
@lathamdave6 жыл бұрын
Is your passenger handle wrapped as its sharp?
@Bottomsuptraining4 жыл бұрын
What are these cars like on the motorway?
@astonweaver13036 жыл бұрын
For your 3rd problem, to fix that turn off eco mode in the top right of your centre consol
@Nismo16 жыл бұрын
Tbf you want to be in 4th gear going 30mph cos 2,200 rpms will just drink your fuei
@dandixon74006 жыл бұрын
I love GTRs not if its a small petrol engine it won't, your not supposed to shift till 2500rpm in a petrol engine, usually for normal driving
@Gus-cg9yp3 жыл бұрын
If you worry about those five things is that nothing important is going in your life !!!
@FatherJack-733 жыл бұрын
Number 4. Now this is a bit petty.... Yeah just like your first 3 mate 😆
@tfsitimmy81186 жыл бұрын
You forgot one major fault.... it’s a 14 year old free taxi m8 😂
@jeppechristensen57076 жыл бұрын
You realize that number 5 is because you are driving in the wrong side right....? on my corsa, the bonnet opener thing is in the correct side, and there is even a small compartment below the light switch.
@campcop9214 Жыл бұрын
Are these.reliable cars
@MatzLawd6 жыл бұрын
#1 it’s a corsa SRi
@AnnieYasminWilliams7 ай бұрын
Look under the passenger seat!! Extra storage tray there
@LustMuiscProductions4 жыл бұрын
and the opel corsa is nice but one thing that i hate is gear too out of place PLS REPLY JC XX
@CHRISandSHAN6 жыл бұрын
Bonnet release catch is on the driver side in my 52 plate corsa :S
@olivertaylor-holmes92934 жыл бұрын
Poor gear box 😂 tell u to shift up because ur in the wrong gear 🤣
@ryanwhiteley79436 жыл бұрын
Hello love the videos bro I’m just wondering if it’s cheap to get insured on a sri for first car or would you recommend something else
@iramshahzadi63265 жыл бұрын
The main issue is the lever being on passenger side
@rear_view_11 ай бұрын
Lol the bonnet lever isn't on the wrong side, the steering wheel is.
@shaktanemmiah41245 жыл бұрын
Compartments really pissed me off because this is my second car compared to my old car a 2004 golf GTI and I really miss the golf just because of issues like this
@ryanmonteith73675 жыл бұрын
Check the drawer under the passenger seat mate there’s a drawer underneath
@etnprod39795 жыл бұрын
strange, you didn't mention: A pillar block's view(very annoying) too light steering at high speed(very annoying and dangerous) demisting (I think they say so, I'm not English) side windows...the vent blows to A pillar not window, if you don't have AC good luck
@user-kx8fs2nk5g6 жыл бұрын
0:59 wasn't expecting that looool
@glenwinmushfieldt26286 жыл бұрын
I hate that there is no heat gauge
@beaniepud3 жыл бұрын
Compartments - there should be a tray under the passenger seat
@robb55813 жыл бұрын
There’s a storage draw under passenger seat
@dlwarren53406 жыл бұрын
I despise every little thing about my corsa. Can’t wait to swap it for something else. Preferably something reliable. Although to be honest i don’t have an issue with the cup holders (mine has no aux port) and the turning circle is good.
@BFHGertJanMax6 жыл бұрын
1 and 5 are complains because some stupid people diceded to drive on the left side of the road and have the car RHD, if you have a LHD car it is kind of nice to have your reverse there because you van shift to reverse quite fast, number two is also a big like for me because I always want my volume to be 5-10-15-20-25 etc. Shift light is a stupid thing I can agree with you but for the storing compartments you forgot to mention the compartment under the passenger seat, most Corsa's also have one there.
@lucaharland15576 жыл бұрын
Your hood opener us there because it's a European ca
@manutddachamps086 жыл бұрын
Well they have the sterling wheel and the pedals on the right side so why not the bonnet opener
@callofdutybloginfo6 жыл бұрын
manutddachamps08 This gets put in before it arrives at the dash and steering assembly
@rhysdavies39445 жыл бұрын
Because they are made in Europe and are made for left had drive cars
@bensmith8576 жыл бұрын
Gotta walk all the way around a car, I'm dying, How petty could you get??. All these problems are fixable, like the reverse being in the wrong place? Please do tell me how to fix that and yes sure let me stick some tape on my display to solve the problem ..Let me just buy an armrest from Amazon for my car, DUH?
@tahmedurrahman6666 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read the title: Then sell it and buy a new one
@ryan-ti7jj6 жыл бұрын
On my corrsa there is a tray under passenger seat
@rossgordon2354 жыл бұрын
The turning circle is atrocious on mine, its a bastard to park sometimes
@Mrmallet7773 ай бұрын
I like features 1 and 3
@jackdunn90176 жыл бұрын
The sort of people that drive corsas need no excuse to put it in reverse from 5th. That is as far as I got on this video
@HannahMayxxxx4 жыл бұрын
30 mph is 4th gear. if u change up the light will go away
@anisah4u216 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should buy a corsa now wtf
@LustMuiscProductions4 жыл бұрын
WHOA crazy cursing about just a gearstick thats not normal you have too get used to some stoff you cant hate it from not liking that it has 4 gears on the forward side of gear you need too be nice about it if not just buy a new 2019 4 door one and they did hard work man keep up on the good work jc
@davidsefton98936 жыл бұрын
The size of the glovebox annoys can't put anything in there
@mattbowers81432 жыл бұрын
Pretty much all your faults for this car in this video are petty... the shift up when you are driving is mostly for economy more than anything and the reverse button/lever is a safety feature so you dont go into 1st by mistake... if thats all you can complain about in this car then i think you are lucky.
@YouTubeQuoteKing6 жыл бұрын
There's a secret compartment underneath the passenger seat
@clairenorbury18426 жыл бұрын
I've just got my 2nd Corsa, it's an automatic but I like the Corsa never really had any complaints about them
@SJB18726 жыл бұрын
Without being funny brother. People expect budget cars to have plenty dislikes. And I'll apologise before I say because I haven't looked at your other videos...you should do one on what you really like about the car considering it is a budget choice
@JesseCollingham6 жыл бұрын
Stefan Bortkiewicz true man! I’m gonna make one soon 🙂