5 Things You Should Never Say in a Bar

[@dongenove3048]

In reality he complies with every customer and then cries in the bathroom at the end of his shift

[@cat_city2009]

My mans made an entire channel about his mind palace comebacks for when he gets bullied by drunks.

[@thedarkfire7580]

Truee

[@hussenmazen8036]

Don't we all 😅😅

[@hamsalad1989]

@@jackbicheno4211i mean this is really how you act as a bartender

[@korpsmaninfantry7238]

Most bartenders typically have some degree of free reign to tell off customers, especially since they deal with drunks almost exclusively. I used to work downtown in my area and most bars had a zero tolerance policy for clowns

[@MrJonezy541]

Customer "Hey, how's it going?" This guy "And I took that personally"

[@Mylooooooooooooo-m7i]

The waffle House has found its new host

[@Mylooooooooooooo-m7i]

@@shatteredreams the waffle House has found its new host

[@rodrick1938]

​@@shatteredreams The Waffle House has found its new host

[@person3275]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@Mylooooooooooooo-m7i]

@@shatteredreams the waffle House has found its new host

[@beanman2047]

As someone who's never been to a bar before, this is why I'm self conscious to ask a bartender anything

[@mrnobody9699]

sometimes they can be cool tho. went to a bar once and asked bartender whats a good drink, and unlike this guy, she was cool about it and now i know theres a drink called "scooby snack"

[@Sinjinator]

Yeah there’s got to be a good beginner question that’s smart enough, like “What would you really seriously recommend?” Of course they can always lie to you. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jeffreybernstein3628]

Don't be. Unless it's a dive bar in rough neighborhood they are massive pussys. The worst they will do is make a video about you after you leave or get the ex con bouncer to kick you out

[@supersample7743]

Most bartenders are cool walk in and if you need help just ask, they are here to serve you and make sure your happy.

[@Thegamecheats]

literally like this is probably less than 5% of bartenders who just hate their job that would act like this.

[@sharingannigga6965]

I love how everyone is just flaming him

[@movieclipsvideos1781]

Literally

[@tempest8920]

"flaming" is a funny way of saying crying at a satirical video.

[@cryptidproductions3160]

I'm honestly shocked nobody has mentioned they still make Pokemon games with one just coming out this year So he's hilariously wrong about it being "something kids won't get"

[@RLKmedic0315]

@@tempest8920 He sucks at satire. And, based on the many videos I have seen of him, he's a total douchebag. Not surprised he is getting hate..

[@GoreDoFisch]

I know he probably doesn’t act like this irl, but that’s a really douchey thought process

[@robertalbers5299]

Customer: *breathes* Bartender: “GET OUT”

[@nepo884]

❌

[@TeeMcbee1]

Become a bartender you'll understand

[@zekecooper6055]

​​@@TeeMcbee1 my dad was one he would kick any worker who acted like this to the customers and charge them double for ever sip they took of the stock

[@TeeMcbee1]

@@zekecooper6055 Thatb was a different time and your dad is a different person. YOU be a bartender and you'll understand

[@outrageddeer2101]

​@Troy Thurston OK so basic requests are to much for a bartender to do

[@JoeMama-ti5kd]

Our bartenders at the club better not be kicking customers out for wanting to get fucked up 😂

[@sirderpsalot2081]

A club is a very different environment from a bar lol

[@jedidiah5515]

@@sirderpsalot2081not really. They are both social spaces where there is an expectation people are drinking.

[@emmamarkel8410]

@jedidiah5515 Yeah true. But a bar and a club are different drinking environments, and there are also different types of bars. Party bars aren't much different than clubs, they might have the exception of a dj or have live music instead. A cocktail bar is one where you sit down and have a few cocktails at most, and enjoy a handcrafted drink.

[@imnotdoriannakamoto6245]

I’ve been a bartender for 8 years and have encountered every sort of customer. I can’t imagine ever behaving like this. He’s not even clever, just rude.

[@erenyeager6142]

This video is the answer to “why does everyone under 50 drink at home instead of going to bars”

[@supernd6294]

Everyone with no bar etiquette

[@snakeflowerchild1002]

Who the fuck drinks at home besides alcoholics?

[@SilentRaven8]

​@Super ND how do you expect people to learn bar etiquette if people dont even allow questions an shit?

[@bababooey198]

My mom is 54 years old and she drinks at home

[@andrearomanini7043]

I am 19 and this is the reason for which I drink at home

[@mosessandoval4500]

"Anything that says I'm just here to get f%@$&d up" Bro... it's a bar. Thats why most people go there

[@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny]

That's not why I go to a bar. If I'm just trying to get fucked up I'll get a cheap bottle or some shine and start drinking lol

[@blazingpotatopen494]

theres a reason bars serve drinks other than shitty vodka

[@WhistlingStickman]

@@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny Why DO you go to a bar? Want to overpay and pretend the drinks taste different?

[@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny]

@@WhistlingStickman no it's so I can meet new people, relax, make a nice memory

[@WhistlingStickman]

@@BradyBubbuhgum-fh4ny Yeah, that's the cartoon version. Every bar is full of people that do this weird thing where they 'perform' the archetype of going to a bar. The reality is, most people go and leave with people they already know, and it's lame as shit. Every time.

[@pitcherdude33]

Ik it’s a joke but you work in the service industry sometimes people are just asking genuine questions

[@KazamYoutube]

I don’t mate. I just make youtube videos. 😂 😆 So I take “artistic liberties”? 🤷‍♂️

[@joseph_p]

@@KazamKZbin wait… you don’t actually bartend? Did you previously?

[@DanteArisen]

@@KazamKZbin so you’re useless, noted.

[@redactado266]

Bartender stolen valor

[@KazamYoutube]

@@joseph_p Oh yea, for years. Won some awards even with it. 😂 But the The “world changed” - so I went full time into creator/entrepreneur mode. 🤷‍♂️

[@danielboback653]

This guys made me afraid to order a cocktail because I’m gonna be judged no matter what I say

[@centruuxx]

For real

[@suprtroopr1028]

The number one trick in any form or retail is to never reveal just how much you hate most customers. We all do, but the moment you talk about it, you instantly become petty.

[@muddybasilisk7526]

FR

[@Hug0Pro]

Then dont order cocktails if u dont have valls. Scaredy cat.

[@INDRA027_]

Bars don’t actually do this, he’s seemingly just complaining about his job lmao

[@TopazTK]

Showed this to all the bartenders and mixologists I knew. All of them said the same thing: "This dude is not a real bartender if he acts this way."

[@paulforrest1770]

I think he replied to a comment saying he’s not actually a bartender

[@Dakota-s3f]

“And then everyone clapped”

[@3rdStoreyChemist]

I highly doubt you did. The video is about things not to say, so of course the reactions are OTT for views. So of course bartenders don’t behave like this, however if you spoke to bartenders they’d actually explain why these complaints and questions are inappropriate. Drink not strong enough: Can be illegal to serve overly strong drinks, quite likely an alcoholic used to poorly made drinks at home, possibly someone trying to ‘game’ the bar to pay less. Guys acting creepy: Lose customers. Women quickly leave when a drunk guy starts being hitting on them. Too much ice: This can be reasonable one. However the thing with ice is it reduces the taste of ethanol in your drink. So if a cocktail arrives with it, it’s intended that way. It’s another sign is a possible alcoholic who is more used to less ice and higher measures at home. Asking if the bar is good at something is just profoundly stupid. Something only Americans do. Most people aren’t like this though and most are happy to listen to the expertise of professional bartenders. But no ones going to kick off at you for these things, just a polite word at first. But if a bartender has to have a polite word with you, every other staff member will quickly know and keep an eye on you.

[@krystiankowalski7335]

@@3rdStoreyChemistAbout the ice thing: imagine getting an alcoholic drink but not wanting to taste the alcohol. I mean, that’s the whole point of it. If you don’t like it, get a mocktail

[@3rdStoreyChemist]

@@krystiankowalski7335 No it’s not. If you want to taste ethanol then no point bothering with any other flavour. As I said, it’s a useful indicator of an alcoholic, not someone with discerning tastebuds. If you’re going to try arguing this, you want want to look at AA or whatever the equivalent is in your country. Compare the cheapest vodka you can find to a respected brand. The difference is the taste of alcohol, non-alcoholics don’t like it all that much.

[@stikbr5833]

And that folks, is how to get fired

[@jesse123185]

Eh it really depends on what type of place you're bartending at. At a place managed by a large corporation with a bible sized employee hanbook full of policies for sure. Family owned bar/restaurant/night club not so much. I've worked at both types they're totally different worlds. At some of the clubs i worked at there's loud music so it's hard to hear people are constantly getting in fights it's super crowded and there are long lines at the bars not putting up with any shit from the customer was required

[@grouchypseudopod354]

Often, but not at a bar that respects its employees. If you're a good worker, you deserve respect. Hell anyone deserves respect . Yes the video was petty and belittling, but that's not how any of us actually respond, it's how we'd like to. Service industry is a middle class job that is hard work. The way so many restaurants allow, and expect you to be a doormat 40 + hours a week is junk.

[@djf1shm1nt9]

@@grouchypseudopod354 This comment right here 👏👏👏

[@isumkitchens5329]

@@grouchypseudopod354 it's true. I had a nervous breakdown at work 2 days ago bc I've been constantly stressed out for months. Literally haven't had any bad situations like that since I was very young, but that day was just so much I was sitting in the backroom literally shaking like a Chihuahua and trying not to cry because my manager was being sweet as hell and trying her hardest to help me calm down despite the fact that my emotions were extremely confused.

[@grouchypseudopod354]

@@isumkitchens5329 I hope you're doing better, but yeah, it's a hard job to be a person in. So many of us work places where we can't ever break. I'm glad at the very least your manager was supportive.

[@FordyFwee43]

Things not to do in a bar: 1. Dont be nice to bartenders

[@biosaber585]

Difference between being nice and "you make good X" cause that's not nice its condescending. How would you like me coming to your job and saying you make good X here or you do good X here, its literally starting by assuming you're bad at what you do

[@RajuMoorpani]

​@@biosaber585 you could just as if X is made here

[@biosaber585]

@@RajuMoorpani that's a totally different manner of speech and questioning than "you make good X here?" One is a question, the other is condescending

[@HazeLmao]

@@biosaber585 i would be fine with it and if you asked if something was good i would give you my opinion on it. it’s not hard. even the place you work will have some items you don’t enjoy wow shocking i know. you don’t actually have to be a slave to your company and claim to enjoy everything.

[@ItsAmeMARIO8897]

​@@biosaber585 yes i'd be fine with someone asking me if I make good X, i'd give my opinion on it and be nice instead of being an asshole

[@holdentudiks7123]

Dude used to work at Starbucks and still has the attitude

[@menu.config]

This helps affirm my stance of never drinking alcohol to be as spiritually far from you as possible

[@raypist5938]

he made me get sober

[@kirex6661]

I love how all his shorts are just him saying that doing and saying anything in a bar is a bad idea

[@jonahbresler4317]

The last guy wasn’t even complaining. Didn’t ask you to fix anything at all.

[@gropadooper8903]

And you’re acting like this isn’t a skit performed by one dude. It’s a fucking joke

[@hunhunhaha]

Thats a complaint. You ask for an espresso and complain about the size

[@andrewi.crocker8675]

​@@hunhunhahaExcept the sizes are clearly displayed at the counter. You know bars and clubs specifically fill drinks more than 50% with ice in order to save costs? Many also water down their booze as well.

[@andrewi.crocker8675]

​​​@@hunhunhahaIt's more like ordering a latte and getting made that 80% of the drink is str8 foam

[@rybreading]

yeah but it’s frank

[@emilmullerv3519]

This dude is serving 12$ drinks and acting like any mild inconvenience at work is the worst thing that could ever happen to him

[@user-ks1ze4io6b]

It should be the case unless you are admitting to livin in some back watered trash

[@LP-ct9nk]

Try working in the service industry with drunk customers on top of that. Those “minor inconveniences” start adding up real fast cuz customers are fucking stupid

[@Robochipv8]

Not every hour is happy hour ya drongo

[@VelvetMetrolink]

He ain't getting the $12 Emil. Hence the videos.

[@DGNR-fc7kf]

​@@user-ks1ze4io6bIt's so weird how people immediately assume how your life is based off of a mild opinion

[@deadking9914]

Bro be filling the whole glass with ice and be mad at the customer for wanting the drink

[@folou9199]

most drinks are like 4 ounces total, genuinely impressed that people don’t know that

[@nickshane5985]

​@@folou9199 Maybe because the average American bar glass cup holds 10-12 ounces, leading one to belive that the drink should take up the entire cup. Always ask for light/no ice if you actually want your moneys worth of drink.

[@Walpurgisnacht.]

@@nickshane5985 That’s literally not how it works. If you truly want more mixer with your drinks, then sure do exactly what you say.

[@dxdraiba7604]

A cocktail is a pre-determined amount of liquor mixer and flavours....he isnt going to change the recipe just because you want less ice....your drink is just gonna taste weird

[@Walpurgisnacht.]

@@dxdraiba7604 100% facts.

[@vipgamez6317]

The first few shorts of this guy I watched were pretty funny but at this point he is just so salty it hurts to watch him. He genuinely seems like he hates his job and he complains about the weirdest smallest things. Sad

[@Tze52]

You've never worked in the hospitality industry. Get off your high horse

[@goonthegreat5346]

Stfu it’s a skit

[@izzwhiz1767]

Ikr

[@wolacouska3698]

That’s literally everyone in food service. Hatred is the only thing that gets you through it.

[@craigpegasus]

@@wolacouska3698 idk man I know a lot of bartenders that love their job. Competent management and good pay go a long way.

[@redandblue1013]

Oh come on man. “Do you make good cocktails here” just casual small talk. The man is asking about the menu and also maybe hoping you’ll recommend something

[@kehtonhultquist5075]

Glad I’m not the only one who finds this guy ridiculous and cringy.

[@hrodebertcoad9848]

This dude is too far up his own ass for that though

[@izzwhiz1767]

Yeah

[@TehKorwinMikke]

Just be a civilized, actually polite person and ask straight "what do you recommend?".

[@Literally___Me]

That’s stupid

[@cartaphilus242]

How dare a customer ask for a menu recommendation

[@jordanyoung6604]

Go to a dive bar alcoholic

[@jordanyoung6604]

Or you could save money and people's time and drink at home

[@nmellis6795]

@@jordanyoung6604 And you go to anger management with that unprompted hostility

[@jordanyoung6604]

@@nmellis6795 I know confrontation can be perceived as hostility when one isn't aware that one is an alcoholic, as it can be seen as an attack on them instead of the substance but I promise you, I hate the game not the player

[@nmellis6795]

@@jordanyoung6604 ...I can't tell if you're bad at trolling or if there's something genuinely wrong with you. Are you getting enough oxygen over there?

[@WVRLORD]

I get a strong feeling this guy isn’t a bartender

[@adonis9950]

he isn't

[@alexanderludvigsen1893]

@@adonis9950 damn.....what a surprise....

[@Kraken4201]

He was for years I don’t think he is anymore

[@filthy_peasant_the_one2134]

@@Kraken4201 thank God he isn’t

[@zekecooper6055]

​@@Kraken4201 probably got fired

[@kevinthiago413]

Do your job without being pretentious, hard mode:

[@FishAnvil]

You have clearly never worked in food service

[@batsardcat3285]

@@FishAnvil you serve things, you ain't much I work it too, not special

[@FishAnvil]

@@batsardcat3285 food service includes every single other position that comes with making the food moron. Everyone from the Host to the Chef has to deal with the awful customers. And just to show you how little you actually know, I've never been a waiter, only a prep cook and a chef. How did you not know that?

[@rimuru1873]

@@batsardcat3285 if you mind me asking were do you work ? Cause a tacobell aint the same thing as a bar

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

This guy's opinion of himself and his customers makes Trump look personable and modest. We get it. You don't like people. Get a job as a Park Ranger. Jesus.

[@gladesucks7907]

How to never get tipped:

[@alexanderhayward8505]

Nah, the people he portrays in this video are terrible tippers anyway. In the industry there are just markers of recognition.

[@bigbossadidoss8678]

Tipping is a horrible thing anyway

[@HorrorFactoryInc]

facts!

[@Plsrateeight]

​@@bigbossadidoss8678so do you not tip people?

[@bigbossadidoss8678]

@@Plsrateeight no, it’s a horrible practice. I’m so firmly against it that I don’t even want to be tipped myself

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

I’m guilty of the “do you make x here” one. For some reason, I went to a string of bars that didn’t make White Russians. So when I asked at this one bar, the bartender looked genuinely flabbergasted.

[@henatatorplays]

There's a difference between asking that and asking if they make "good" drinks there lol. Asking straightforwardly about the menu is normal.

[@LordMaliscence]

White Russians are common. What's really rare is a black Russian.

[@KingBobbito]

I used to do the same when I was younger, I live in the middle of nowhere and ran into a string of bars that didn't even have sweet vermouth (I'm a Manhattan/Rob Roy guy) and grew bitter.

[@KittenCritters]

@@saberswordsmen1 in what country does a white russian Have odd ingredients?

[@KittenCritters]

@@saberswordsmen1Try reading the question correctly. Every single bar in my country has milk available to make White Russians. It would be embarrasing for the business to not be able to make such a commonly ordered drink

[@meis0597]

Imagine walking into a bar to not get drunk

[@LP-ct9nk]

Pay for doubles, drink actual shots, or drink at home if you wanna get drunk then. Bars are legally required by states to pour a certain amount of alcohol per drink to prevent reckless drunks or liability issues. You will never get drunk at a bar unless you’re a lightweight, or willing to pay cash

[@trashbrosinc2461]

​@@LP-ct9nk tf kinda bars you go to where people don't get drunk sounds shitty also we have Uber,Lyft, taxis etc if you're gonna drive drunk that's on your stupidity

[@robbomegavlkafenryka6158]

@@LP-ct9nk most states have requirements on how much alcohol you have to put in a drink as a standard, but very few actually legally prohibit you from adding more per the request of the customer. This also doesn’t counter the point that not letting people get drunk in bars is dumb. Additional, if you need a chain of shots or doubles to get drunk, you are not a heavyweight, you’re just an alcoholic.

[@LP-ct9nk]

@@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 All "legally prohibit you from adding more per the request of the customer" means is that they can increase the amount if you want it. It doesn't mean that you will not get charged for that extra amount. So if you were trying to prove something you didn't. Anyone who gets drunk off of one shot or drink ANYWHERE is a lightweight. That is 2-8 oz of alcohol depending on the drink. If you are getting drunk of of that alone you must either be a child or 60 pounds. The average person will need 2-4 drinks (of singles mind you) or a "chain" of 3 to 4 shots to start feeling tipsy/drunk which is nowhere close to alcoholic territory but nice hyperbole. People need to realize that the prices at their shitty dive bars are not reflective of bars in general once you get outside of that circle, and that outside places are always going to be focused on making a profit vs. if joe youtuber is mad because experiencing services outside is more expensive than staying at home

[@Xippone2093]

@@LP-ct9nk that’s like getting kicked out of McDonald’s for being to full

[@sacyrus]

So basically just dont say anything to a bartender ever because they will take it as a personal insult? Got it.

[@WhistlingStickman]

In one of these shorts, he says if you try too hard to get his attention, he will intentionally ignore you. Dude needs a different career path. And I don't mean actor, either.

[@HorrorFactoryInc]

Bartenders are some of the worst. I am my own bartender at home. I make em strong and save a SHIT ton of money.

[@wolfhelm8078]

How to say you have a superiority complex without saying you have a superiority complex

[@TateMindset619]

*makes fun of his costumers to impress 12 year olds* “these people tip like shit”

[@tictactimm]

Think you missed the joke

[@sevdijehavziu3015]

​@@tictactimm do explain, what is the joke Except complaining that people are assholes Because that's not a joke That's just life mate

[@user-ey4cv2ju6v]

@@tictactimmfunny how you don’t decide to reply back. It’s almost like there was no joke and you just said it as an excuse to pull it out of your ass

[@tranidite]

@Sevdije Havziu legit. Atleast if exagerate how much of asshats they are so the reaction seems appropriate in return. Or maybe like a build up into being a mega asshole.

[@alexanderhayward8505]

Pretty sure Tate tips well.

[@modernlion2372]

With a single drink costing like $7, I can relate to cheapest and strongest. Sometimes it's about the wallet and not the drinking.

[@karanjoshi2662]

In franks defence, not everyone knows about cocktails and he looks like a man of work with lacking education so it's ok if he asks something stupid for a normal customer. That's just my two cents, everyone starts somewhere.

[@batsardcat3285]

Thought the same

[@grouchypseudopod354]

It can be irritating after a long day, but it's a fair point

[@thecolonel9857]

That’s not stupid, I spend 12 dollars I don’t want ice

[@luissera1296]

@@thecolonel9857 can’t you just say “I don’t want any ice please” works in all the pubs I’ve ever been to.

[@jaday2246]

Nice profile pic

[@thebased2969]

yes yes you're only allowed to order a drink in one way only no expressing yourself now or the bartender will be upset!

[@nirhaber6149]

Exactly my thought

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

bro was fighting for his life on that lemon slice

[@Pondboii-vr-]

Bro ate the peel too

[@gollumisahomie5671]

Nah they right nobody wants to pay for ice

[@FishAnvil]

Then just ask for no ice, you'll still get the same amount of liquid lmao.

[@ModestMonkey]

But what all of y’all for some reason never understand is that because the liquor is the first thing that is poured into the drink, the amount of liquor will be the same regardless of how much ice is in the cup. If we didn’t fill the cup with ice, you would then be drinking a lukewarm cocktail that tastes likes pure mixer and no alcohol, which well, sucks

[@bluforrestleaf]

This isnt starbucks you get what u pay for

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

​@@FishAnvil Do you know how volume works dude?

[@clashman7564]

​@@nuttynutsnutstacheDo you know that ice won't be replaced by something else?

[@schubenwageninvictus691]

*bartender drinks my drink* me: welp. I'm taking a bottle from the shelf

[@Omni7600]

Things i'd do in this kind of a bar: 1. Leave and never come back

[@delishboy9248]

"You put shit in my drink" * drinks it * "GEt oUt!"

[@Avoid_Toxic]

The way he said this doesn't have enough alcohol in it was rude, but if you incorrectly mix a drink that I'm paying out the ass for then you're in the wrong.

[@FishAnvil]

He didn't make it incorrectly in the skit lmao.

[@Avoid_Toxic]

@@FishAnvil how in the world would you know? That's right you don't. It could have been perfect, but you have no way of knowing...

[@Demonjazz420]

@@Avoid_Toxic Because that would defeat the purpose of the joke.

[@idahooo3253]

@@Demonjazz420 and what s the fucking joke? he is insulting someone because he ask for more alchool in his drink? like ok : haha he insulted someone. but what s the joke?

[@Demonjazz420]

@@idahooo3253 You know it's like... Illegal to overserve someone alcohol right? You ever have someone pretend that they know what they're talking about and you just want to tell them to shut up? The joke is that this is the raw unfiltered Id that would allow you to actually say those things. It's observational humour about common scenarios that bartenders have to deal with on a regular basis. Like people asking for more alcohol in their drinks when you can't serve them that way.

[@zonarde]

how can you be a bartender with no patience? when he gets actual bad customers does he follow them home and burn down their house while they’re asleep or how does he deal with that

[@matthewstout4579]

I prefer the arguably funnier, but less well known, "I gotta race like a pisshorse"

[@OXGC413]

Risk like a pacehorse, more like it

[@izabbee]

It’s from Mrs. Doubtfire, a movie that Robin Williams is in

[@robbirchwood8146]

When you work in the service industry but you have too much pride to be nice 😂

[@LP-ct9nk]

Lmaoooo me when I worked in retail 😂. Thank goodness I quit right before the pandemic hit cuz I wouldn’t be able to deal with covid and Karen’s simultaneously 💀

[@taytawr3097]

Jesus you’d need to already be drunk just to not choke the shit outta this guy

[@raypist5938]

lmaoooo

[@madformuser]

This is the video form of winning an argument with yourself in the shower.

[@melody3741]

I love how people try to pretend that alcohol exists for any other reason than to get you drunk.

[@redactado266]

I swear the people who like beer for the taste of it, are drunkards or madmen

[@PM-xu2nq]

@@redactado266 you gotta try good beer. I mean I am both a drunkard and a madman but there's some delicious fucking beer out there.

[@nailedit2565]

@@redactado266 Hey, watch it pal, I'm both a drunkard AND a madman.

[@MrJonezy541]

Idk, this seems to have an issue with people drinking to get drunk lmao.

[@Frontline_view_kaiser]

NoOoOo It's to show how classy and cultured you are Look. I played 120$ on an apparatus that drops water into a drink that tastes like ass, so me and my low-middle class friends can enjoy a glass of watered down ass!

[@nyororomeowelas1225]

These, these are good fantasies. I’d be scared to come to your bar though.

[@louisknudsen2535]

If I'm paying you to tend my bar and I catch you drinking customers' drinks because they said something you didn't like, I'm gonna fire you and make you refund those drinks out of pocket.

[@stond]

In bars, the drinks are really made with very little alcohol and usually have way too much ice in them. Additionally, it doesn't matter what the customer says, you must always remain professional.

[@grouchypseudopod354]

I love "is your (insert any cocktail) any good?" I've just started telling people that if it wasn't I'd probably lie. Because what do they want? If I know how to do my job, it'll be good, if I don't, I wouldn't know the difference.

[@jordancrass4527]

So treat people like dicks for thinking you knew how to do your job? What the fuck? This literally reads like ' don't ask a bartender a question cause they may be trash and ya know?' LOL if a bartender says something like ' Not my taste but sells well' I go for it. I've been a waitress for years and this is not how bartenders act at all.

[@grouchypseudopod354]

@@jordancrass4527 jokes, don't have to be taken as an insult. I've literally never had anyone be offended. Most people realize it's a dumb question and instead ask for how it's made. If you want to know if a bloody is going to be your liking, don't ask a person who's job it is to sell it to you if it's good, ask if the mix is made in house. Asking if it's good is a waste of everyone's time, because I'm clearly not going to tell you it's bad. If you have tastes ask if I meet them. There's nothing wrong with that. Bartenders are usually doing at least fifteen things at once. We're servers, mixologist, dishwashers, hosts, and occasionally managers at the same time. Treating me like a person and asking what and how im doing my job,,instead of if I'm good at my job, which is a question no one has ever been honest about, is frustrating, a waste of time, and insulting. If you would be insulted by me being a person, that's tour right. But I think that's a depressing reflection of how we treat working people as a culture.

[@alexfunniman5335]

@@grouchypseudopod354 yeh you name checks out. 🤣

[@jordancrass4527]

@@grouchypseudopod354 Or ask WHATS IN A BLOODY to get a break down for ingredients. If someone says I like super sweet drinks would I like a double jack and coke? The answer is obvious if they don't lead with that just tell them what it tastes like or an expansion its not rocket science it's fucking bartendibg.

[@Intelligentdeath2002]

@@jordancrass4527 They're not really dicks but in their minds they want to be at times, and bartenders follow a strict criteria so I'm not sure where you're getting the trash bartenders, and such unless the bartender doesn't have any skill or knowledge about bartending at all.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Half of these are legitimate complaints. Bartenders can be assholes

[@eltoast]

I’ve gotten so many drinks at bars where they fill the whole thing up with mixer and add like 3 drops of liquor at the end. Call me a Karen but if you’re blatantly ripping me off, you’re gonna hear about it

[@striker-zq1040]

On the brightside, that's not every bar. Just good bars are hard to find

[@MrBlock-qe7hi]

all drinks are a pre determined amount of alcohol if you got a issue with that stick to the beer

[@striker-zq1040]

@Mr. Block also the fact that most places try to make at least 300% on every bottle they buy. So if a bottle is 60$, they gotta make at least 180$ from it. 60$ goes to buying a new bottle, 60$ goes to salary and 60$ goes to the place for paying bills and also owners need to make money. Some people just don't understand that.

[@MrBlock-qe7hi]

@@striker-zq1040 very true ideally there’s only 2 reasons to go to a bar instead of drinking at home social reasons or you intend on ordering drinks you don’t feel confident in making yourself

[@striker-zq1040]

@@MrBlock-qe7hi exactly, i have a shit ton of alcohol at my house, but i barely drink cause i don't enjoy drinking by myself. So i normally go to a bar for a drink or 2

[@joeshlong9614]

The amount of times I’ve seen bar tenders skimp on alcohol for mixed drinks is stupid. If it’s clearly lacking I’m calling you up on it

[@dingdawng]

​@@xerosereveracity88Or, and here's a crazy thought, bartenders should do their job and properly mix drinks? I know, it's shocking to suggest someone do their job, but that's what they should do!

[@LP-ct9nk]

Bartended are legally required to serve certain amounts of alcohol, before they have to make it a double and charge you accordingly (in NY it’s 2 oz of alcohol). This is due to safety rules and regulations, and to avoid liability issues of creating reckless drunks leaving the venue. If you’re going to a bar to get drunk, and don’t want to pay accordingly you’re doing it wrong

[@xerosereveracity88]

@@dingdawng the bartenders are doing their job, someone taught them that way and thats the way they’re doing it unless you can somehow prove to me other wise. I would suggest if you notice a bar mix less then what each cocktail and drink should have for alcohol then leave that bar. But if your goal is to get to a bar to get drunk just pregame at home and show up like most regular people. Now don’t try and say something like “well the bartender should know better” perhaps but most likely you might just be going to a bar where people just did the bare minimum to land the job as bartending isn’t a highly paying job aside from tips so they don’t care as much as they should.

[@joeshlong9614]

@@LP-ct9nk I’m fully aware of that, I’m talking about when bartenders significantly reduce the amount of alcohol and up charge for it to try and take advantage of people who may not know better. It was never about getting drunk, it was always about getting a proper drink. And guys it’s not that big deal at the end of the day

[@giorgigogoladze4190]

Customer: *breathes* Bartender: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@leon_oberti]

Oh god the “too much ice” quote… Too relatable

[@WashdAway]

That’s when you take all the ice out and give them their 4 oz liquid in a pint lol

[@icanspelle6050]

@@WashdAway and that’s why you work as a bartender

[@erberlon]

Well yeah, many bars hide the fact that they barely put anything in the glass by filling it with ice.

[@mingledingle1556]

@@icanspelle6050 bruh you don’t get extra drink for free

[@sir2657]

I just wana let you know that we have every right to judge rhe portions for the amount of money you charge in bars world wide

[@Intelligentdeath2002]

I just wanna let you know that alcohol costs and bartenders have a specific written book for all cocktails in a menu or in general. So the portions in said cocktails are Measured out FROM THE BOOK and they cannot even easily change it because then it'll have a different experience. Also stop ordering cocktails if you can't pay for them. Like really, cocktails ain't cheap, especially in NY.

[@sir2657]

@@Intelligentdeath2002 i literally order a whiskey with no glass IFF you catch me in a bar....what is the excuse?...and trust me I have a great understanding of the measurements in cocktails....I have worked in many restaurants and currently in a fast food....extra fried onions n cheese is not good because rhe burger tastes the way it tastes according to the perfect measurements that have been done by management and chefs....but still come on we ALL know that they can put more but choose not to...for obvious reasons but still I will complain. .one obvious reason is....client gets drunk fast...so he will consume less and be a drunk guy...and the bottles will fill half the glasses that they would fill...but idc I'm paying 7 euro for a shot n a half of whiskey....the whole bottle costs 5 euro for them even less maybe

[@sir2657]

Tell me your prices

[@Milonpepsi]

@@sir2657 the bottle doesn't cost 5 euros for them ☠️☠️ also thats what you get if you just wanna get drunk just buy a whiskey bottle and get drunk home you alchololic

[@striderzeta5664]

This video is what this guy wishes his job was like when it's really just serving them what they ask for listening to every single complaint whilst keeping his mouth shut

[@cat_city2009]

He gets bullied by the drunks and cries while editing these stupid skits. "T..take that! That's what I'd say if I weren't a coward."

[@risingphoneixrot]

@@cat_city2009people saying shit like this are clearly projecting 😂

[@charlesncharge6298]

That's how you get mauled by some angry drunk dude.

[@Rurik_Luci]

@@xerosereveracity88 If The bartender is acting like this security is gonna decide to go have a smoke break when he sees shit going down

[@xerosereveracity88]

@@Rurik_Luci i think the security guard would get fired then bro not doing his job, or didnt get someone to replace him. Dont matter if the bartender is an asshole still his job to do something about it.

[@Rurik_Luci]

@xerosereveracity88 it all depends on what they can figure out. Dude sees it out to get ugly but bartender is an ass he'll be getting a cig in. They can't really fault him if they can't prove it was done so shit could get ugly.

[@xerosereveracity88]

@@Rurik_Luci well as i said should definitely make sure someone watches your spot before you disappear for a cig so if the guy gets hurt and the guy got no-one to cover for him then its back to the unemployment line for the security guard

[@MasonGreenWeed]

​@@xerosereveracity88turn out drunk dude was local mafia and sent you sleep with fish

[@vmasters29]

These are starting to feel angrier and angrier haha

[@batsardcat3285]

And less and less objectively enjoyable

[@gimpystimpy5304]

@@batsardcat3285 they were enjoyable at one point? i watch some mixologist shorts and other drinks like that but when youtube showed me this guy i’ve always just had a weird vibe for him lmao

[@bruno-why]

I had a customer asking me a long island ice tea without ice, without coke, but keep the same glass. He thought I would give him 10oz of alcohol for $9

[@blackjovian9414]

a cocktail without ice is a sin

[@therealsonicrb]

What the customer thought he looked like when ordering:😎😎🧠🧠🧠 How they actually looked:🤪🤪🥴🥴🤡💀💀💀

[@Intelligentdeath2002]

@@blackjovian9414 Exactly. It makes every alcohol taste like shit.

[@ZebraLuv]

And now I just realized I can ask for a taller glass on a short drink. Thank you kind stranger!

[@gregoryklemkowski1130]

@@ZebraLuv yea you can ask for a tall anytime but you’ll just get more ice and/or more mixer but some people like it better

[@Nogu3]

I have to be honest, bartender for rough on 6 years now, perhaps its due to the creator being American so maybe different work culture but I've never met customers like this before at all. That said I work in Japan, and for the majority with the exception of drunk salarymen being a little too rowdy with the karaoke machine its very difficult to find customer of the bad flavour, or at least those who show it externally.

[@wobblyfloppa]

The “chhk chhhk goof” thing literally made my day

[@therandomdude8121]

If I ever start drinking I gotta make sure I never go to this dudes bar

[@_YODA_69]

Was actually just going to make a bartender drunk joke, but you made it for me at the very end. 😂

[@rodolfoprochenzo9568]

Frank is looking for love. Give him a hug.

[@AndreJNick]

Every time I have ever accused a place of watering down their drinks it was completely justified. Once when I complained they assured me there were 5 shots in the drink. So I ordered a shot and found that with ice it was impossible to fit 5 shots in the glass. There are too many places tryna rip people off for you to pretend like ain't nobody justified in saying that a drink ain't strong enough

[@sfasef1338]

Considering in most places, 5 shots is between 125 and 150ml, I highly doubt this.

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

Preach.

[@djf1shm1nt9]

Dude, ain't no bar ever serving anyone 5 shots of anything in one glass 😂 Even if you were the nicest person ever and asked, we wouldn't do that. If your bartender is telling you that, they definitely put less because you don't know how to order and probably would be one to get kicked out if they did give that much to you. That or you're drunk and are just being an asshole. Also, a shot is 1 oz or 30 mL. That makes 150 mL for 5 oz, which is 5 shots. If your drink couldn't even fill 5 shot glasses, that glass is small af lmao.

[@djf1shm1nt9]

@@michaelwestmoreland2530 you ever even work at a bar, dummy?

[@AndreJNick]

@@djf1shm1nt9 a shot/jigger, at least where I'm from is a standard 1.5 oz. It was my first drink of the night. The bar had been caught watering down their drinks in the past. You're forgetting that the glass was also filled with ice. There are drinks that have 5 or more different kinds of alcohol. And Not everywhere in the world is as stigmatic about alcohol as the place where you live seems to be. Don't talk out of your ass. Do better.

[@pulchrare2]

Had a bar tender once scare off a creep hitting on me by slamming his hands on the bar and going "Are you hitting on my sister?" Dude left so fast and I tipped him so well.

[@keraldgoode1089]

Mad respect for promoting Wray and nephew.

[@twistedfexer1949]

While I understand this is satire and comical venting, to be fair, not all bartenders are equal. I ordered a whiskey sour at one bar and got, what I am almost certain, was whiskey and 7-Up.. 😑 (No, it wasn't busy, lol)

[@gene1491]

"thanks for the dri-... Did you just swipe my shot?" "Shouldvedrankeneditsooner" "God your wasted!"

[@chanticleer0714]

"too young for a Pokemon reference" 😂😂😂. .... And a little painfully true

[@trent210]

How do you get someone to stop popping up in your feed? This guy is really annoying and I don’t want to see him anymore

[@FishAnvil]

You have clearly never worked in food service before. And you use the button named after what you just described lmao.

[@trent210]

@@FishAnvil yeah I haven’t. I don’t care what you think of me. Where is the button

[@ZakkandtheJ]

He comes across as a knock off of Drew from Bistro Huddy except not he's funny, not charming ,and sucks at creating characters

[@craigrandle6966]

@@FishAnvil finding this dude pretentious and cringe as shit has nothing to do with working in the service industry. He just reminds me of that one guy at every place that treated it as a special skill or something with customs that random patrons should be expected to know. I was bartender at night for extra money for a long time and I’ve never copped this smug attitude even once. People give me $5 on 2 drinks that took me like a minute to make like they can be as dumb as they want so long as they aren’t aggro.

[@BigHighWarGodBandos]

Hey shikamaru, there is a line of three dots,click than and it should bring up the option to not recomend this channel

[@theoaklandzoo9128]

The "do you have good here?" is so... What am I supposed to say? XD "No, we serve crap, now skidaddle"

[@KazamYoutube]

RIGHT?! Ridiculousness! 🤦‍♂️

[@joseph_p]

I mean… less so with drinks, but with food sometimes stuff can be hit or miss, and some of the food items are legitimately not good, while others are.

[@hajimehinata5854]

@@joseph_p Subjective tho

[@dylanisley4873]

I mean, I take that question seriously if they're asking about a specific drink at my bar. If they ask if we have good bloody Mary's I say not really, if they ask about mojitos I reluctantly tell them they're great.

[@ChefClap]

I mean yeah. I've been places where the server will say X isn't that good but Y is really good here. To assume the servers, bartenders etc don't know what they make/serve well or poorly is asinine. Ive been to 'beer' bars where the bartenders would make drinks but they'd suck or be mediocre at best. However they had alot of beer and cheap and they knew that was their selling point

[@Sensual_Tortoise]

4 is a solid question, especially if the bar is dive-like.

[@sociallyaquard]

Sounds like this guy has never heard of people hiring whoever can pretend like they know how to make drinks😆 should look up bar rescue

[@mrsealman538]

Dude really projects alot on here. I imagine he got his ass kicked quite a bit.

[@Adnonnymous]

or maybe - just maybe - it's just a video and he doesn't actually act like this at all?

[@mrsealman538]

@@Adnonnymous He ain't gonna fuck you bro

[@blitzwing870]

Need a tissue snowflake? I project you have never tried to hop a bar counter cause your ass would be out like a light b*tch

[@filthy_peasant_the_one2134]

@@Adnonnymous it still portrays him in an extremely bad light, why make it?

[@LP-ct9nk]

The only people who are getting hurt by his situational comedy are either people who’ve never worked in the food/service industry in their life and/or are this type of customer so now their feelings are hurt. The actual humor itself is mild af and literally what every service/food/retail worked thinks when dealing with dumb customers

[@TheInfiniteMag]

I love how this guy uses a lot of lines from Shameless it's nostalgic

[@TheThegreenpi]

Don't go to hipster bars and you might get treated like a human by the bar tender

[@celdricliamchua2109]

"don't recommend channel" button looking fire rn

[@cursedmailman3999]

Holy shit thank you so much I didn't even know that was an option

[@omito1198]

The bartender thinking hes a mixologist😂😂😂

[@Mrb1uu]

Bruh i WISH there was a $2 pint anywhere 50 miles near me. 12 packs at the supermarket are barely even 20 bucks nowadays 😭

[@ghostwaterjones5187]

This made me laugh a whole lot more than I expected 😂

[@Koriasquack]

Some young adult “to young for a Pokémon reference” me literary 14 years old vibes to the Pokémon intro every time

[@wolffanderson7629]

If I pay for a drink and I’m not bothering anyone I’ll say what I effing want. Just because I want more Vodka in my drink does not mean I’m there to get drunk. If you truly own a bar, remind me not to go there.

[@Naomi_best_]

Also, god forbid someone just go to a bar to get drunk? I still dont see what is wrong with that. Obviously not get completely shitfaced in public, but getting drunk is really kind of the point in drinking and going to a bar in the first place?

[@Tokyolightts]

Wow I'm so early I feel like I'm not supposed to be here lmao

[@KazamYoutube]

You’re welcome anytime, I prefer early guests to late ones tbh… (I’m ALWAYS the late one.) 🤷‍♂️

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

@@KazamKZbin dude just gonna say it. why are you so pretentious in these videos. if they want it different they want it different. i hope you dont act like this in-shop. because that kinda behavior would get you fired. immediately.

[@djf1shm1nt9]

@@Daniel-wu6pl this is just satire, it's not that literal lol. Of course any bartender that would act exactly like this would most likely get fired. But it doesn't mean that bartenders don't think like this lol. Being a bartender can be hard, it's a service job but you also have to deal with drunks, and you're usually by yourself in most places. This is just a way to express that very real frustration and stress when it comes to being a bartender, serving drinks for over 7 hours with no breaks, dealing with difficult people and assholes, and still having to be nice and smile. Edit: and memorize recipes and make drinks right!

[@bluntfaced5188]

“hey man, can i get a glass of water?” *gets kicked out*

[@tordlindgren2123]

"are your drinks any good?"-"depends on your tastes"

[@stephenjendryka3570]

No it depends on how he makes the drink

[@iwasliveful]

If you can make instant coffee you can mix alcohol. Any bartender that acts like this isn't as good as they think.

[@python1972]

Yeah no shit. The tricky thing is having all the hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol being able to memorize all of the mixed drinks being ablw to make them in a quick and timely fashion, all the while also juggling meal orders and payments. And if you meet a bartender who doesn't act like this in private they're either drunk or getting paid a fuckton

[@FishAnvil]

@@python1972 if you can show me any kind of person who works in food service that doesn't act just like how you described I want to meet them just so I can tip them well. That is some serious willpower to not get frustrated at customers.

[@beauchandler3474]

@@FishAnvil literally every waiter/waitress/bartender I’ve ever met isn’t this pretentious. Not even close they’re almost always very nice

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Watch the shoe Bar Rescue. You'd be unpleasantly suprised how many people CAN'T mix basic drinks, especially when there are lots of customers inside the bar

[@Milonpepsi]

@@SurprisinglyDeep Yep people think its easy when its really not that simple they never mixed a drink or been behind a bar and think its easy af especially when you have to be quick as shit and at the same time getting yelled at by the manager

[@gordonross3270]

Can this guy stopping popping up please. He presents himself so pretentious and cringe.

[@BigHighWarGodBandos]

There is a option for that but you have to have atleast 1 level from the youtube heros thing they did a while back sorry :/

[@gordonross3270]

@@BigHighWarGodBandos I have no idea what you are talking about, but I hate it

[@TaurineFiend]

That’s the point, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a character/satirization, you’re not SUPPOSED to like this

[@gordonross3270]

@@TaurineFiend not a good excuse. If you want to be a personality, you should be atleast somewhat relatable, this guy just seems like he would be fired immediately, and is a dick to people who don't deserve it and who he doesn't know. I don't go to bars, but his attitude supposedly showing how a mixologist acts, it doesn't make me want to.

[@Freddrick]

Bro just press don’t recommend channel and stop trying to sound smart

[@chompo5]

The amount you charge for your drinks is way cheaper then where I work at. I always like to say if you don’t like our drinks there are other bars open near us.

[@kronoslives1261]

Imagine buying a drink and making a comment just for the bar tender to drink it and steal your money

[@sashasguitarcovers5921]

Man I’m tired of seeing bartenders who are sick of customers asking questions like these. If you can’t handle it then get a different job

[@ISoloYouRelax]

"Not enough alcohol. Fix it" Okay. Drops a single drop of liquor in straw. "Here you are sir, hope that's better." "Awesome thanks you're the best."

[@quinncykaluzniak5429]

Well... To those who don't understand, good bars usually have serving sizes compared to the amount of alcohol in them, so you can enjoy without imbibing. A double is as described, a double serving of alcohol. While the ice is visual and functional it also speaks to the alcohol content of the drink itself, meaning that drink that's supposed to get you drunk faster, typically won't No bar likes cleaning up drunken messes and breaking up fights/altercations (never saying there aren't people there for that, there always is) If you're looking to get drunk, stay at home with the cheap stuff, if you're out with friends and want a snifter or a pint while watching a game or catching up, the bars are open till certain hours where they legally have to close

[@luxpeganine2489]

At the bar I’m currently working at, the bartenders never use a jig. I was basically bullied by the regulars to never use a jig and if I pour them anything less than a 12 count pour in their drinks they bitch and moan about how “can I get some more vodka with my orange juice?”. Whatever, it’s not my bar, this is what happens when you work at a bar that serves margaritas in a pint glass…

[@KazamYoutube]

Omg - This is just so… 🤯…on so many levels.

[@AlphaCitizen]

Just pour some tequila down the straw 😉😉

[@chick-n-tatermelt6203]

12 count pour? wtf

[@bensmall2602]

Yes because everyone loves the bartender who gets just as pissy as the overly drunk guy in the corner

[@aidanpatman-clark7131]

Okay so to explain to this comment section of non-bartenders: I agree this video can come off as condescending, but it's not necessarily the content of the things the customers say that's the problem, it's the way they're saying it, and bartenders hear these things constantly, so let me enlighten you real quick. #1: "This doesn't have enough alcohol". This is stupid, we measure our drinks, it's like saying there's not enough steak on my plate when you order a 20oz steak. #2: Strongest but cheapest. Strongest implies more alcohol, more alcohol implies more expensive, there's just no reason to ask this, and it will take a bartender forever to explain. #3: "You make good cocktails here?" I get that maybe you're asking for a reccomendation, why would you ask it like that. Ask "whats your favorite cocktail here" or something similar. #4: "Sure is a lot of ice" Ice does not affect how much drink you get. I can put no ice in a drink and it will be THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF DRINK. Your meal doesn't get bigger by putting on a bigger plate. That's it. Once again, this video does come off as condescending and is more delivered at bartenders, but please try and understand we are dealing with 30 to 50 customers at a time on average and while we really do want to help you, the point he's making is to just think about your question for 5 seconds before asking it. Chances are, you won't need to ask it anymore.

[@urusledge]

Lol imagine actually believing bartending is a skill hard to come by.

[@michaelwestmoreland2530]

This guy clearly does. Ol' God's gift actin' ass.

[@djf1shm1nt9]

Try bartending and boasting about this then lol. Bet you never worked in any food service job.

[@urusledge]

@@djf1shm1nt9 lol how bout you go pay a dude 20 dollars to shake 65 cents worth of alcohol and stuff in a cylinder and pretend it makes you high class and not a moron.

[@Scheeringiscaring]

Making drinks is easy, dealing with drunk idiots for hours on end without losing your mind is very hard

[@higharchbishopofteatasting6217]

@@djf1shm1nt9 You're pouring drinks you ain't God. Lose the complex.

[@raceyz46]

To summarize: just dont ask paid workers genuine questions

[@s.o.k.1393]

Please make a follow up video about how we can better work to appease you specifically, it's the most important thing in my whole life