6 TOOL Hooker With A Penis Reaction!!!

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[@xdownintheundertowx]

You guys probably didnt notice but throughout the whole song maynard is whispering "buy my CD's"

[@SethHMG]

A couple of “dipshit consumer”s tossed in for good measure

[@chariot5660]

I literally only just noticed that lmao

[@kalufs]

This is genuinely one of my favourite Tool songs

[@principalmcvicker6530]

When I saw them in Spokane they, to my surprise, opened with this. Paul D'Amour was from Spokane and I think it was kind of a "fuck you, Paul" moment, lol...

[@brutisfletcher]

Top 5 songs for me... I saw tool in kc 30 miles from Danny Carry’s home town and they played, with no opening act, for 4 hours. It was PHENOMENAL!!!

[@jonasfavela6909]

Me to..the pot next

[@guilhermeavelino3636]

@@jonasfavela6909 hailm from brazil, me too, hooking before the pot.

[@wastool]

This is song challenged my belief back when I was a teenager. It helped me realize all these other bands claiming to be standing up to the man are just a bunch of posers. Rage Against the Machine I'm looking at you. Teach capitalism a lesson to "BUY" this Che Guevara t-shirt.

[@TrueTavish]

Somewhat ironically, this is the most Opiate sounding song they put out since the EP.

[@corPAzilum]

It really is. Reminds me of Jerk-Off.

[@cathexiscollectivestudios1948]

I'll bet that was on purpose. One more layer of "fuck you" in this song. 😂

[@BloodyRoastBeef]

@@cathexiscollectivestudios1948 haha was just gonna say that as well 😂

[@michaelrandall2490]

Ticks & Leeches is Opiate level.

[@shr00mhead]

@@michaelrandall2490 Very True. Thought that the other day.

[@CMCguitars1]

One other note....I love how Maynard first screams "ASSSSSSS". He is belts that from his gut with all he has and you can hear his voice cracking and breaking up but he just pushes it out. That is bad ass.

[@chucku00]

Plus it perfectly illustrates how deep should go the finger.

[@bigstupidgrin]

ASS BABY ASS!

[@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC]

​@@chucku00 lmao 🤣

[@chrispytelomeres9863]

Maynard chastises his fans on a regular basis. 🤘👽🤘

[@wakingribbons]

Sort of like the jester roasting the crowd for laughing. We really don't deserve Tool.

[@FluffyThieves]

As well he should lol

[@Stevesndkayla218]

Tool fans can be toxic as fuck. Just enjoy the music. No need for gatekeeping.

[@kylecaraway8662]

That's why i love him lol.

[@thelatenightgamer2624]

he just trolls doesnt mean it

[@josueblackmetal1202]

Tool - vicarious

[@Jason17300]

Josué BlackMetal my friend, do you not realise they are doing an album review?

[@cebrinpitts]

@@Jason17300 So he can't request a future probable song?

[@ohthedude]

Maybe they will do the whole 10,000 days album. That would be awesome.

[@jamesoblivion]

That feeling when a fan thinks you owe them something because they were into your shit a year or two earlier than someone else.

[@MarcinOfTheNuclearVillage]

MJK for President!

[@MarcinOfTheNuclearVillage]

@Sebastian Ozzy will be needed in Poland soon... For two terms!

[@knightofcarrion7358]

Bit late, but tbh MJK isnt really good at politics based on the things I have heard him talk about.

[@punker-gamer-trucker-guy]

Man, he is so far above the childlike intellect of a politician.

[@luisbautista5176]

You'd have to force him. But his son could run for office. Look into that in the future

[@xafbxmoto269]

That fruit cake can't run a country.

[@ingobordewick6480]

One of the greatest things is the "mic-drop" at the end. You can hear Maynard literally drop the mic and the sound it makes. LOL

[@brettmorrison8361]

Dude, you figured out the OGT reference! Original Gangsta Tool, back from the first EP!

[@spankyblack6119]

I love when I meet people who just get it. These two get it. Bravo to you guy's.

[@AngelsWips]

I want to thank you for having someone do the lyrics on screen. I am almost completely deaf, and I crank you guys up so I could feel the music. Closed caption sucks when it comes to music lyrics

[@Jim.G]

Maynard has a real sense of humor. Puscifer is his band that has a lot of comedy and weird performances, basically his solo project that's suffused with this sort of stuff. Tool usually includes a couple funny things like this mixed into their deep, intensely emotional albums - Puscifer is almost all funny things.

[@buckleybrau]

I haven't seen Vin light up like that in a while. Loved it. This song is great, it makes me feel good enough to. BTW, if you are still at Namm hope I run into you guys today.

[@BliboranBass]

Awesome analysis guys! You put a couple of things together for me that I hadn't considered about this song lol. Just a few things: 1. Tool had a demo before their Opiate EP that had some songs from Undertow on it, and were playing even more songs from Undertow live in their early days. But when they got signed the label told them to put their heaviest songs from their catalog on the EP because they were "metal" and basically had to fit into this box. That might be what he's referring to as far as how he sold out before this guy knew his name and how he sold his soul to make a record. 2. This has probably been said in the comments but I don't think you touched on it - Maynard is referring to himself as the hooker with a penis. He likely feels as if he's putting all of himself into his music just for it to be sold as a product and consumed by the masses, who lightly enjoy or dismiss it on a surface level. I can see this as kind of the plight of everyone who cares about their craft to that degree. 3. I do think musicians can sell out, though it's less of a problem in rock these days since it's not a "popular" genre anymore. When an artist changes their style transparently to ride popular music trends *and* loses their entire sense of identity (like, what made them special in the first place), THAT is when I'd say they've sold out. I think a lot of people just consider artists changing their style as selling out.

[@jaelynn7575]

Yeah, like how Metallica sold "One" to effing DISNEY!

[@kevinkadrmas3260]

I love the Mettalica reference. Lars Ulrich was asked about the band selling out, his answer was. " yeah we sold out, EVERY FUCKING SHOW!

[@markmcdonnell]

I honestly loved seeing both of you truly laughing hard straight after hearing the song. Gave me great pleasure 🙂

[@dfbovey]

I’m a professional artist and illustrator. I get about 10 emails a day asking me to work on various projects. Out of those 10, 1-3 May be offering pay. 0-1 are actually jobs that would pay my rate. Artists and musicians have always been devalued. Even more so in the age of internet downloading and file sharing. It’s crazy. I once had a relative who is a plumber. Ask me to design him a tattoo. He was shocked that I’d charge him. I had to remind him that when he put in a new garbage disposal for us, I chose him and gave him the business to support him. And he was like... yeah, but this is easy for you! I had to explain to him that switching out a garbage disposal takes less than an hour. The detailed piece of art you want, may take me a full day. It never ceases to amaze me.

[@mvunit3]

THANK YOU! Art is NOT appreciated as it once was. I am a Conceptual Designer and Storyboard Illustrator. People have no idea what goes into making art for "commerce (or entertainment)" let alone for fun. But its like a friend who has been a 3D and Concept Designer for 25 years in the Video Game Industry says; "People think we are Xerox machines and Art just comes out of our ass". This goes the same for Musicians, sure the newer guys are happy to take "donations" but the veterans came from a different era, and watched as the recording industry changed. They may have, or wanted to make music a career, but if they are creating music that is not "radio friendly", they need a 9 to 5 job to supplement their income, take care of families, pay bills, and to record music (and all that entails to do so). Remember, if you are not invited to bigger venues, bands "Pay to Play", its not like the old days when bands were "asked" to play a venue and get paid for it (and it wasn't that much, but they could pay their crew, room & board etc.). The Plumber analogy goes both ways too. The plumber has a rate and that's how it is, but in Art, people want LESS for "more". It takes time (time is money) to create "Concept Art" (that is; sketching designs "until" the client is satisfied with the direction its going, cleaning it up, and then possible creating the "Final" design, making it pretty, painting it and ready to "Show Off" for the promotion team). Sometimes this isn't just a day or 2 of work, it can go from 5 days to a month or longer, depending how many designs are needed. And we have to travel to the client, pay for materials, there is always "back and forth" with the client, wanting changes (sometime minute changes that make no sense) and "waiting" to hear back from clients via-phone/texts or emails to proceed to the next phase. Making "Logos" for bands is even worse! Metal and Prog bands have no money :p I'd be LUCKY to get $300 for a logo from concept to finished piece. Unless you are Roger Dean, Rodney Matthews, Dan Seagrave, Travis Smith etc. and you have that reputation, you will only get what they expect, unless you hold fast to your principles and self-worth. There is that attitude also; "What, you think you're Rembrandt or something!?" Well . . . . yeah, we aspire to be one, but if the client thinks we aren't worth that much, then there is a overriding question that asks really loudly; If we are not that "good" to get paid better, that means you think WE are "mediocre" . . . WHY in the world would you want mediocre work to enhance your product?". I think me and David here, could go on and on. IF anyone is interested to understand all this, here are 3 sites that explain what goes into art for commerce and how we need to watchout for ourselves: 1. howtonotsuckatgamedesign.com/2014/02/lets-get-real-concept-art/ 2. floobynooby.blogspot.com/2009/06/setting-your-rates-for-freelance-work.html 3. gallegosart.com/blog//2012/10/how-to-commission-illustration.html Unfortunately these days, we don't have the "Medici" Family to watch over us artists like those did in the Renaissance, unless you are in the Film Industry and are paid "Union Scale" weekly, which I'm trying to get 3 movie gigs, in which I can get into SAG. Also, I never buy mp3's (or purchase online, I'm lucky to have a few stores I go to), I buy CD's and Lp's. If I do discover a band I like on KZbin (and I create Playlists on my channel), I eventually buy a physical copy, and I try to see them and buy their merch.

[@serfillustrated4018]

Been this way my whole life as well. Years ago my stepdad said to me something ive never forgot. "If your family wont pay you for what you can do"... And he stopped there and ive had to think hard of what he implied or meant... #1 if they dont respect you maybe they dont deserve you. #2 Dont stop there, find people that will respect you.

[@MrLineman8144]

The shame of it is that folks think you just hit a couple buttons and the computer does all the work. Look how much photoshopped has changed photography and don't get me started on the deep fake porn videos. The issue at hand is Joe Public has no idea of the work that goes into art. The reason being is that a banana peel on a canvas brings a fortune. Think about how the average person looks at that. I once took a guy with me to take pics and brutally punished him in the heat for a single shot. He never said it was easy again.

[@dfbovey]

@@MrLineman8144 All my work is done by hand. Painstakingly detailed. Old school traditional mediums. It makes making quick changes that digital allows, much more difficult with my corporate clients. But I doubt I'll ever convert.

[@diogodiz]

the crispiest DISS song eveeeeeeerrrrrr XD

[@kabita2349]

Vicarious - TOOL

[@fidelgarcia5705]

VICARIOUS! You MUST do that one! One of the best Tool songs EVER!

[@gnovincejr2]

Tool "No Quarter" Led Zeppelin cover

[@ZIG4ZAG20]

Sori’s reaction was classic-realizing the lyrics are saying/describing what your thinking about saying.🤘🖖😆😂🤣👌

[@EvansBrosRacing]

I am from Michigan but was raised in So. Calif. , I lived there from the 60's to the late 90's . I worked on boats and then race cars and I met and dealt with so many trendy people that thought they were "The Shit " . Most of them wore 501's and expensive sneakers that could not get a smudge of dirt on them or they'd have to stop and clean it off , on the spot . The clothing changed to the pajama pants as I called them (many were pink and turquoise to match their boat or drag cars ) , and many wore fanny packs , and had to have Oakley glasses with the fluorescent colored strap so they didn't fall off , lol . I swear the funniest scene was the Pomona auto swapmeet where 1000's of people were dressed in the same outfits with some trendy shirt and or hat , and now and then , you'd see a big beefy man dressed as a woman (One of them literally drove a drag car , lol ) , or something you were not expecting . When I sold parts , I would just sit and watch the show as they walked by for hours ......Sometimes I had trendy people (they were not all that way ) bring their race cars to my shop and one day my Dog stepped on one of the trendy guy's pretty sneakers and got it dirty , I thought he was gonna cry , he got so upset , he could not even focus on what he wanted done on the race car because his shoe was dirty and it was killing him . When they mention the 501's and Vans , it hit me as so true and funny .

[@nicolebaxter5141]

Brilliant minds my dears, just found you and love you both! Tool has been my fave since I was 14 and I will be 40 this year🤦‍♀️ Anyways, totally subscribed so keep it up! I love it!

[@davechesty]

Genuinely one of my favourite tool songs... love your reactions 😂

[@joshmoore9561]

Am i the only one who thinks sori looks like trinity from the matrix?

[@vhveloz]

Josh Moore I couldn’t put my finger on it. Thank you! 😂🤘

[@milegranic6975]

Not even close

[@adamkelly2399]

I love your reactions, straight up. Your reaction to this classic song is badass. Respect.

[@richtigersoan]

U guys made me smile :) Thank u!

[@MrOmergabay]

This is an awesome song and I loved seeing your reaction during the song. great one

[@S1L3NTA1ARM]

I love how hype Sori gets in this one

[@billmedic1995]

Vin! I love you, my brother! You too, Sori lol. Your passion and excitement for Tool is so physical and obvious. You guys totally get it, and It’s so contagious the way you convey your love for the band.

[@dussdamuss]

One of my favorite Tool songs! I actually looked up reactions to this about 4 days ago and you guys just popped up on my feed. You guys are exactly what I was looking for when I was looking for a reaction to this video! I just paused it at 5.33 and realized you guys have 20 more minutes of talking to do. I'm going to go back to the video!

[@shannontreiber1070]

Our fav reaction so far! Amazing. Love you two.

[@misterbones5981]

my first time I'm hearing this holy shit this is amazing! glad I'm doing all tool songs with you two since they're coming here in May

[@ksiegel1418]

I think this is your best, or at least funniest, reaction video! Love your channel, keep up the great work!

[@iconofsin1043]

You can blast Tool and Pantera all day every day, loving it!!

[@michaeldrennan9932]

😂😂😂 Yes It's Me Again! Been Awhile 🤣😂😅😂 YOU Hit The Nail On The Head! Nothing More to Say!!😂🤣😂

[@robgeist5315]

First time watcher. I love how this song hit deep for you all! Shows the genius of Tool. Love it.

[@jol9178]

Such a great song!

[@jon-pauldupont5746]

Love that track! You say I sold out but you bought the record... Love you guys

[@TangoDown357]

Best reaction ever! Love you guys!! LOL

[@Guru1ofatl]

Thanks for brightening my week guys!

[@desiccant]

Novembers Doom - Autumn Reflection 6 months, over 365 times

[@ebonydressed4sunset]

definitely need 2 do some novembers doom i love buried old

[@sephuris5555]

As usual Maynard calling somebody to carpet for being stupid as a box of rocks

[@michealhagler791]

Hell yeah guys. Love and respect.

[@that-avr-drummer]

I've been a musician for 29 years now and actively playing/touring for 24 of those years....it is a pain in the ass and a shit ton of thankless, PAYLESS work 90% of the time. Maynard and the boys most certainly have paid their dues even back then. Hence why every time I listen to this song from when it was released to now it makes me laugh out loud!!! Great review as always guys, keep it up.

[@Waltergoodboy]

I'm glad you decided to slip down the rabbit hole. TOOL is a fungi on my being

[@derekwhite9932]

Love their reaction, l have never seen them have so much fun listening to a song.

[@BirdNoise77]

Love that intro haha, me and my college friends used to bump that song and have a little mosh pit whenever/wherever we were when we heard "AARREE YOUUU REEAADY" and it was always fucking hilarious. Nostalgia for days lmao

[@Divine_R]

I had a feeling you’d smile for this one 😂

[@davrogrz5286]

iv gotta say iv seen a lot of tool reactions, i do it because its like reliving the 1st time this i herd this brilliance back in "high" school. but you two are the best yet!!!!!! love you both reactions, the air drumming and the middle fingers🖕🖕 i will subscribe!! xo¡🇨🇦

[@davedonohue9747]

Always a fan favorite!!!

[@linwoodnoble1]

Just started watching your channel today! You guys are awesome!!

[@jekyllynch6168]

I feel bad for writing this letter to Tool in the 90s

[@vanilla_milkshake]

this is my favorite song to sing out loud alone in my car during rush-hour traffic

[@CMCguitars1]

Sori, that was SPOT ON. "The kid wants Maynard to sell out to him". Brilliant observation!!!!

[@Bramble451]

FINALLY!!! I've been begging my favorite reactors to do this song for ages! I think the title has scared them all off. You guys were pretty nervous as it started... but I knew once you realized what it's really about, you would totally dig it!

[@ohioagainsttheworld676]

yall are like the only reactionaries' with a reaction video to this particular song, I've been asking nearly every reactionary that I watch to do this song and nobody ever has. you're fuckin awesome. the end.

[@jonasfavela6909]

Love you guys

[@craigchick8536]

I love your videos, I can imagine it's a lot of work.

[@Lleanlleawrg]

I mean.. they might be putting a lot of effort into it, but they don't have to. It could be as simple as pressing start stream, play, then stop. After a 5 minute first time setup. Still, I get why they wanna turn it into a career. Its a nice gig, being paid to sit around consuming entertainment.

[@amethysttravis4894]

Great reaction!

[@robertwest7889]

Hahaha, What you trying to say, MJK?

[@brandont7095]

Jinjer - Who Is Gonna Be The One (live)

[@c-losdropdog5986]

Love the air drums vin !!!

[@serhatkoc5766]

Me: *Looks the title* "YES."

[@bradleyard4195]

Gotta love it when Maynard gets right to the point.

[@mattclark7724]

More Clutch please "Burning Beard " or "Never Be Moved" I know you guys really were impressed with the content from your first review of them,but then nothing, Neil's lyrics are genius.

[@FredHampshire]

Great reaction! Love your Tool reactions

[@jamescotner2459]

Thanks for including "the band"in your discussion. Not just Maynard.

[@willowkayn1439]

I'm sitting here, drinking Pineapple Passion Fruit Soda/Vodka, and loving your reactions! Despite simply conveying a message, music is also meant for fun, and you guys both had a lot of fun!

[@domnavarro816]

Love it!

[@mikeltami8225]

Real work.

[@kylecaraway8662]

For some reason people think if you give someone a lot of money the quality automatically drops of a product. Makes no sense.

[@Rayk76]

Awesome tune 🤘🤘🤘

[@MrFatbad]

Awesome reaction guys!

[@shannonbutler-williams7261]

I love that even the instrumentals sounds mocking.

[@chadfromasheville5315]

I’m kind of feeling the lyrics are prescient for THIS channel and my homies Vin and Sori. 🙌

[@poncholarpez6233]

Good lord, imagine being that guy and having to live knowing you're that guy!!

[@jimily6676]

Love this. Remember, it is easier to destroy than it is to create.

[@michaelrichards2524]

Scar Symmetry - The Illusionist or the Iconoclast!!

[@IAmKrow]

Probably the biggest "fuck you" song ever but also hilarious LOL

[@brandonwardlaw981]

One of my all time favorites right here. Being in a Tool tribute band years ago, this one was by far our favorite to play. Tools new album supposed to finally be released mid April this year! We've been waiting a long time, they're claiming this one to be the greatest album they've ever written.

[@durden215]

I don't regularly comment on videos, but I just had to say that I LOVE the point made starting at about 11:40 in the video. There are many artist that change, and maybe I don't care for the changes, but I always respect the choices an artist makes about their personal art. And I hate when I hear people say "why don't they just keep doing the same kind of music?!?!" I just stumbled upon your videos, and have only seen a few of your Tool reactions, but I think I'm a fan. As long as you only do Tool songs....

[@dariendudley9716]

They got bought out and still sold the record is what I'm getting

[@1104Tea]

There's a few reasons Ænima is my all time favorite record. This song and the yet to be posted video for the title song are among those reasons. The frustration and "fuck you too, pal" mentality hit a chord with me when I was a teenager when this came out. It still does too. The CD art was pretty dope too.

[@jaymurr6788]

I LOVE! your reaction! You get it!

[@troytalbot5746]

This song is sooooooooooo goooooooooooood! Love the reaction!

[@interwoven222]

"It's always these people who don't dedicate themselves to a craft that always have the fuckin opinions." Gold!

[@IceKoldKilla]

To this day I enjoy reminding certain fans to listen to the song the band dedicated to them in '96. Some need to chill.

[@letsgoracing78]

One of my favorite tool songs of all time it's just so aggressive

[@chrisbudberg8769]

That was an awesome reaction ya'll.😎

[@richtigersoan]

U guys are close to 95k 👏🏻👍

[@matthewmarquez8158]

Omg i love your reacting! Lmfao

[@WalkenDead]

Maynard was a stunt man, the guitarist and bassist both I believe were working in special effects. pretty sure one of them worked on the original Nightmare on Elm Street

[@corPAzilum]

I know Adam Jones is in the credits on Predator and Terminator 2 at least.

[@matthewcarter7685]

Nice one, Love u guys. 😀

[@R.Nashoba]

Great reaction guys 🤘

[@williampresley4356]

Massive TOOL fan here , i still cant believe thats 1 drummer

[@Ms.GreenJeans]

What is amazing about Maynard is his military background...still 2 decades later blows my mind...west point. .wow

[@Gabriel_Moline]

I’m on a Vin, Sori Tool binge. I find that they focus almost exclusively, intently on the lyrics, and the mastery of the extraordinary vocals. They seem to ignore the legendary drums, the crazy original guitarist, the melding of the bass guitar with the beats and screaming lead..........it’s the first listen for these folks, Gotta breathe. Ok.