65: A Dinosaur Movie With a Terrible Title (Quick Review)

[@PossumReviews]

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[@permquestor218]

Have you seen gossip girl?

[@Deathbringer_Live]

Ouija Shark is a film you will love to hate, it's everything your channel is

[@erykrejner2528]

Gonna submit my fan art after I do my taxes today.

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

65 is okay but 69 is better!

[@gamergarten9254]

dude you should collab with high boi

[@ericjohnson2024]

It's amazing that 65 million years ago the Earth looked like rural Canada.

[@bloodlinefilms]

Or to paraphrase Austin Powers. “Funny how in no way does prehistoric earth look like the canadian countryside.”

[@1D991]

Right? Grass wouldn't even evolve for another 10 million years

[@PricelessBinkey1337]

lmfao 😂

[@mallios13]

At least it isn't yet another tropical jungle. For so long now, 99% of dinosaur fiction takes place in a super jungle, nevermind that Earth still had diverse biomes throughout the time dinos roamed the Earth. Many iconic dinos, like the T-Rex and utahraptors, lived in desert climates.

[@soknightsam]

Movie magic

[@Reptile64]

I am still amazed a dinosaur movie that wasn't connected to the Jurassic World franchise managed to get into theaters

[@tardusgibbs1102]

no kidding if it managed to do anything that was it

[@Reptile64]

@@SatanenPerkele quite the contrary actually XD, however Godzilla is not really a dinosaur anyways

[@tardusgibbs1102]

@@SatanenPerkele would godzilla be considered a dinosaur movie? i'm genuinlly curious about this now. the big guy does share a lot of the same defining features other dinosaurs have and he certainly is older then the dinosaurs. I know he is a kaiju but could he also be classified as a dinosaur

[@donaldporr9682]

This movie does look boring as hell.

[@chefmagneto]

@@SatanenPerkele Godzilla is not a dinosaur…not to mention they trashed Godzilla and King Kong as much as they pissed on The Hulk.

[@HolyApplebutter]

Fun fact: The dinosaur that attacks Adam Driver in the cave seems to be an Oviraptor. Which not only did not live in pitch-black caves for a reason, but mainly fed on eggs and small animals. Which means if you know anything about dinosaurs, the best-faith interpretation is that some poor Oviraptor fell down into the cave and couldn't get out, so now the starving, dying creature is desperately attacking something larger than itself just to give it a glimmer of hope surviving for a few more days. Really makes you feel sorry for the thing. EXCEPT the egg thing is wrong! While lizard remains have been found in an Oviraptor stomach (thus making it at least a partial meat-eater), closer examination of the skull has revealed that they likely mainly fed on nuts, seeds, and other such plants. Meaning that he's getting attacked by a mainly HERBIVOROUS dinosaur. This movie was written by a 12 year old with only a vague knowledge of dinosaurs. Screw this movie.

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

The whole they didn't eat eggs thing is a msiconception in itself. Their beaks coukd break eggs just fine and eggs were almost definetely a lart of their diet since they were omnivorous, they would probably just eat whatever they could get their beaks on.

[@michaelreich4827]

"65" is an example of a movie from a lifetime ago (10+ years) that gets a lot of promotion, comes out, doesn't do well, and that's it. Everyone moves on. No attacking the fans, no woke marketing, no bait and switch. No blaming. Just comes and goes like countless other projects.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The kind of movie that plays late at a sunday night on a 3rd rate/genre focused channel. The kind of stuff you watch when channel surfing and decide it isn't bad enough to switch it off.

[@DannyKnightblade45]

​@@HappyBeezerStudios Yeah, the type of movie you have playing in the background while you're busy doing something else.

[@HolyApplebutter]

There were a couple times throughout the movie where my friend, knowing I'm a dinosaur nerd, leaned over to me and whispered, "What dinosaur is that?" To which I would whisper back, "A dragon," or, "It isn't." Was disheartening to later see the IMDb page where plenty of reviewers were commenting on how well used the """dinosaurs""" were.

[@maomaomaimaimao]

Ngl the dinosaurs looked like shit

[@DreadEnder]

Yeah they weren’t dinosaurs. The weird tyrannosaur/ankylosaur/dromeosaur hybrid thing is meant to be a lystrosaurus. The lanky things are meant to be lagosuchus apparently, the tyrannosaurs aren’t meant to be tyrannosaurs but the quadruped thing is meant to be a tyrannosaurus. The oviraptorian has teeth and is featherless, the pterosaurs are not bad at being a Dsungaripterus, except they put the eye in the nostril. No idea what the naked raptor things are meant to be.

[@theangrysuchomimus5163]

@@DreadEnder Didn't oviraptor have two teeth?

[@spinosaurusstriker]

​@@DreadEnderlystrosaurus was public when the movie ended production , it can't be

[@TheWary0ne-vs3xt]

the movie was a survival horror that was set in prehistoric times; the dinos were made to be monsters to make the danger feel real, so think they were used well for what they were trying to go for; i feel like the movie gets shit on a little too much just because the dinosaurs were made into monsters. like cmon if you want accuracy go to prehistoric planet this movie wasn't trying to be accurate

[@Sinesith]

I like the double joke of the title being 65 and Possum including a "they could have painted him blue" joke, showing a clip of Eiffel 65's music video for their hit 90's song "Blue".

[@BadMarriageKawagoe]

Jesus, nice catch

[@viscountrainbows2857]

oh my gad the LAYERS

[@waldirnacarath]

amazing how the time gap between the stegosaurus' existence and the t-rex existence is longer than the gap betweeen the t-rex and humanity. really put things in perpective how new we are as a species.

[@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood]

It’s wild honestly. If I remember right, Cleopatra lived closer to the construction of the first Pizza Hut than the pyramids.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

​@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood Thats honestly hilarious

[@TheBeatSmash]

Or maybe the archeologists are making up the numbers and if you think about it rationally it doesn't make alot of sense that our ancestors were bacteria.

[@nickstav08]

​@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood And i believe there were still mammoths around at the same times as the pyramids being built

[@legometaworld2728]

Despite being a dinosaur action blockbuster starring Kylo Ren, not a single person has talked about this movie.

[@CMCAdvanced]

Adam Driver is popular with fans of the show Girls and Disney Star Wars, that tells you everything you could possibly know

[@CMCAdvanced]

Adam Driver is popular with fans of the show Girls and Disney Star Wars, that tells you everything you could possibly know

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

Star Wars kills careers.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

The only blocks this busted were in the form of the money burnt making this travesty.

[@spinosaurusstriker]

Probably becaus eit had barely any dinosaur on it.

[@girlbuu9403]

Possum: Worst possible moment in the history of life on this planet. The Great Dying: Punk ass meteor is still stealing my glory...

[@rustyshackleford234]

Hell literally broke loose during the great dying.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I absolutely love that the biggest mass extinction in Earth's history is simply called the great dying. Because nothing else would adequately describe it.

[@Concavenator128]

To be fair, the Great Dying was spread over thousands of years; the Chicxulub impact is still a good candidate for worst single *day* in the history of life.

[@rubenharos6988]

​@@Concavenator128 naw great dying was worse millions of creatures with different body plans survival methods and so on all gone within thousands of years. it was a miracle in it of itself that anything survived and after that everything had to evolve to handle dryer climates only for a million years of a rainstorm which caused certain plants and animals to die out.

[@mymaskofshame]

Saw previews for this many times and had no clue what it was about but glad it was just like almost every movie recently where you can literally judge a book by its cover

[@wintermoon7003]

Yep. Like with the new Avatar movie, I KNEW what it was going to be about, a rehash of the first movie, and I was correct. Down to the same bad guy but in the avatar body. I only watched it because I took my nephew to see it. I really enjoyed the visuals which is why I could even stand to watch it. But the plot is the first movie but instead of just Jake being the fish out of water, it's his whole family. And instead of the jungle, it's in water.

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

@@wintermoon7003 The second act really draws on in the new Avatar as well with the whale

[@4Everlast]

You must be the one that has to have someone with you to explain what's going on. 😁

[@mymaskofshame]

@@4Everlast nah, the trailer was trash and just jumped around randomly not actually showing anything except space and dinosaurs

[@4Everlast]

@@mymaskofshame And you can't connect what it's about? Come on now. The strap on camera on the rifle loading up and the T-Rex lid by thunder is a ticket seller by it self. People's expectations got blown out of proportions with F&F, Transformers and such shit-shows. Sometimes less is more.

[@noblecommando4269]

Look using the sound effect for Canadian geese for dinosaurs makes perfect sense. Those things are terrifying.

[@k3lvinbr]

wait, their ship hits a bunch of meteors in that meteor field, so they are the ones that killed all the meteors by dislocating the meteor towards earth. the main character just killed a entire planet of innocent animals.

[@TheMTSilver]

killed all the meteors...

[@LudosErgoSum]

My "fan" theory as well. (Not really a fan of this movie...)

[@Dreadjaws]

@@TheMTSilver Those poor meteors were one day from retirement! 😭

[@CarlosGarcia2]

Lol. It was the same one that was already heading to earth. The ships guidance system didn't see them as they were some kind of unknown anomaly or something. Them crashing on earth a few days before wasn't really all that far fetched since the basically collided with them in space but they just happened to crash a few miles from the epicenter is just insane.

[@thanatoast4389]

@@Dreadjaws they were just saying how they were getting too old for this shit.

[@shaetteb1272]

Any time he mentions the goblin and the stove I laugh

[@DecoraGarfoid]

Same

[@danthethomasfan2256]

Yah me too man I like how manages to find a way to get it a video where you normally wouldn't expect it to be in

[@hamsterhamstermann1907]

Feel you brother. My favourite running Gag of all the KZbinr I watch regularly

[@sloppyjoes7]

What is this originally from?

[@DecoraGarfoid]

@@sloppyjoes7 a shitty movie he reviewed.. Pretty sure it was just called Goblin 🤣 I could be wrong.

[@History_Coffee]

That's what I've always wanted in a sci fi movie about dinosaurs, heavy handed commentary on healthcare reform.

[@deathsyth8888]

The people of Somaris: Intergalactic space travel? Yes, can do! Also the people from Somaris: Universal healthcare? I'm sorry, that's just impossible.

[@qnebra]

Sounds like USA

[@MrSpartanspud]

I wasn't paying a tremendous amount of attention to the film. But I have to admit I didn't really notice that? I mean, there was a part of the plot about someone being sick and dying. But I don't think they said they couldn't afford the healthcare or anything?

[@Rodrigo_Vega]

Not only are they are supposed to be aliens that look exactly like humans, they also have the same way of managing healthcare as the United States, and they build and hold their "alien" weapons in the same way modern armies do their assault rifles. Boy this movie sounds dumb.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

​@@MrSpartanspud it's stated Driver's character left for two years in exchange for a doubled salary to pay for his daughters mystery movie illness

[@rockbottom2822]

Also: Velociraptors and the T-Rex lived about 3-7 million years apart, one in a region now known as Mongolia and the other in a place now known as Northern America.

[@deathsyth8888]

"Life, uh, finds a way." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, some dinosaur movie

[@steventhompson9672]

Droaeosaurids lived throughout the Cretaceous; Dakotaraptor, about the same size as the Jurassic Park "raptors," was alive at the very end of the Cretaceous.

[@rockbottom2822]

@@steventhompson9672 Hm, if that was indeed a Dakotaraptor then it this is a nice detail. Unfortunately, the aliens landing on prehistoric Earth look and act exactly like modern humans. So, the concept of the story immediately falls apart.

[@Just1Bunny]

They literally had Velo noises from jurassic park/world.

[@sonofcronos7831]

The raptors in this movie and in Jurassic Park books and movies are not the average Velociraptor from mongolia, but the raptors from united states like Deidonichus or Utah Raptor, who were bigger. Well at least in jurassic park book this is stated, they just call it velociraptor because they are in the same animal group. But in this movie i have no idea.

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

I understand the concept of a video reviewer is easy to grasp on paper but you are like some alchemy wizard able to take the worst stuff ever and convert it into rewatchable gold.

[@igodreamer7096]

It's M. Night Shymalain (something under those lines) After Earth, with Will Smith and his traumatized son all over again. But with a time travel bs and Jurassic Park wannabe moments. Great review, Possum man!

[@SolarisKane]

Time travel would make too much sense. He's supposed to be an alien. An alien that looks exactly like humans before apes even existed.

[@toothclaw6985]

In this movie, the aliens from another planet look exactly like humans, but the dinosaurs from Earth could easily pass for alien dinosaurs.

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

For real, when the trailers came out I thought that some humans crash landed on an alien planet on which creatures that somewhat resemble dinosaurs exist.

[@CyberKid-fm4li]

@@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 alien planets with dinosaurs is a trope already taken by the PC game Carnivores 1998.

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

@@CyberKid-fm4li I know and that was the reason I got excited for the film, making it an even greater dissapointment for me. And way before Carnivores a movie titled Planet of the Dinosaurs was made too.

[@benkei1720]

The four legged creatures mentioned at 6:22 I am pretty sure are meant to be Nothosaurus, which was a species of semi-aquatic lizard from Triassic Europe. Why its in this movie which is mostly containing North American Cretaceous animals is beyond me

[@scullydestruction]

Their music theme in the soundtrack is called "Lago attack", so they are probably inspired by Lagosuchus, a dinosauromorph, also from the Triassic. Nothosaurus isn't a lizard btw

[@cujoedaman]

For the same reason any movie is made today, no one knows what they're doing.

[@asquri5959]

​@@scullydestruction Nothosaurus ("false lizard", from the Ancient Greek nothos (νόθος), "illegitimate", and sauros (σαῦρος), "lizard") is an extinct genus of sauropterygian reptile from the Triassic period, approximately 240-210 million years ago, with fossils being distributed from North Africa and Europe to China. Literally a google search proves you wrong.

[@diplodorkus970]

From what I heard they're supposed to be Aigialosaurus, which is a primitive mosasaur. Still fucking horrendous-looking and in the vastly wrong time (aigialosaurus lived over 35 million years before the end-Cretaceous)

[@TheRedRaven_]

Anyone realize that the last year or so of movies have really, really degraded? We really don’t have any blockbuster hits anymore.

[@chrisbg99]

Had you given me the plot synopsis without the ending I would have thought for sure the ending would have somehow involved the characters becoming the forbearers for humanity somehow.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I got that from the trailer alone. Seen that chestnut too many times by now. Too much anime. F***ing Gall Force.

[@ablosch2452]

I personally think that could’ve made the movie more interesting.

[@ablosch2452]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 I don’t think Ive ever seen that sort of premise. Also what the heck is Gall Force?

[@SolarisKane]

@@ablosch2452 Star Trek: The Next Generation did it. It was a clever in-universe explanation for why nearly all sentient races in the galaxy are humanoid, because way back in the past a humanoid race seeded the galaxy with their DNA. Of course the out of universe explanation is because CGI was primitive at the time and it's far easier and cheaper to have costumes and makeup for the human actors, as opposed to trying to CG a bunch of truly alien races.

[@cathulhu3772]

Bug in girls mouth was a proto-cockroach and had human dna in it's stomach. xD

[@godzilla9568]

Fun fact: they were gonna originally make this movie about the Triassic period not the Cretaceous and were gonna add some herbivores (that t rex baby thing they saved was supposed to be a herbivorous lystrosaurus). But they just couldn't imagine a dinosaur movie without raptors and rexes so they just overhaled everything and removed all the herbivores. So now we have a movie with quadruped carnivores, naked raptors and a baby t.rex that has armour for some reason.

[@GarryDKing]

you know, it woulda been far more interesting if the dinos/archosaurs in the triassic were herbivores and were the problem, because in reality the deadliest animals are often the herbivorous ones, they tend to act more agressive than carnivores. Hell the deadliest animals in Africa are majority plant eaters.

[@bassmantjox1299]

So these were supposed to be pseudosuchians

[@skepticowl7417]

such a missed opportunity, the triassic is such an under-utillized time period in media despite being one of the most interesting. Life in the triassic was recovering and diversifying after the largest mass extinction in history and so we have tons of weird and bizarre animals like tanystropheus, longisquama, drepanosauru and shringasaurus living alongside the ancestors of mammals and dinosaurs.

[@1112-m6p]

Source? I can't imagine that's true since the reason they have to hurry is because the meteor is about to strike. How would that plotline even work if it didn't take place in the cretaceous period?

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

​​​@@1112-m6p cause they changed the movie to take place in the Cretaceous period, and they decided to add the meteorite for some reason too, as a cheap way of building tension. There are concept art of Triassic animals like Pegomastax that exist for this film.

[@1.21JJWatts]

This is the first time I've heard anyone say that Adam Driver looks exactly like a human.

[@edge3220]

When a Sci-Fi original movie script gets a Hollywood level budget.

[@hoplite-official5011]

tsmt

[@NefariousKoel]

Attacking movie monsters that stalk around slowly, instead of just attacking, also drives me nuts. Almost as much as the ones which just stop and let out a big roar at their target, flexing for the camera. Ridiculously common, that stupid one.

[@ablosch2452]

Roaring at their target could at least be a form of intimidation or to show dominance.

[@NefariousKoel]

@@ablosch2452 - Against another of it's kind, or one of it's larger predators, sure. Not when the creature in question is planning on attacking and/or eating it's intended victim. Usually when this happens, it's some big creature roaring at a human it's about to attack. There's often a movie disconnect in behaviors.

[@Raidwall]

After Earth but not as good? Now that's an endorsement!

[@deathsyth8888]

"It stinks!" - Jay Sherman, 'The Critic'

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Why are people so afraid of putting feathers into dinosaurs ? They think birds aren't scary ? Have no one heard of an cassowary ? Also, R-rated dinosaur horror movie, it's such an easy and amazing concept that everyone would love why Hollywood doesn't make that ?

[@gladonos3384]

Make it a survival movie. I would love to see that.

[@Bagelgeuse]

It's cuz filmmakers are afraid to take risks and simply stick to what's popular. In this case, Jurassic Park's scaly dinosaurs. Odds are most of the film's audience was Jurassic Park fans that were burnt out after Jurassic World: Dominion.

[@jooei2810]

You just saved me 1h 33m and an admission fee, thank you!

[@CMCAdvanced]

Tell your friends!

[@BadMarriageKawagoe]

"Admission fee" aka VPN fee

[@AnAmericanMusician]

It's really not difficult to make dinosaurs scary. Just portray them as real animals. Real animals are fucking horrifying.

[@613harbinger316]

Especially around springtime when KZbin is filled with video footage of animal babies being devoured in the most horrific ways.

[@HydragonofDeath]

And if I'm going to be honest something a youtuber, TheGamingBeaver said really sums up my opinions, I can't remember his exact words so I'll paraphrase: A dinosaur isn't going to be scary if you just design it to be as monster-y as possible but then make it incompetent, if you make the dinosaur look incompetent it won't be scary no matter how you design it. What is more impressive and interesting is if you were able to portray something that normally wouldn't be considered scary (like feathered dinosaurs) in a way that makes it terrifying.

[@Pyroraptor16]

Why do movies always try way too hard to make dinosaurs scary? Like T. rex is a 40 foot long, 7 ton reptile with a bone shattering bite that can see, smell, and hear things miles away. that’s already scary yet they feel the need to “help” it by giving it an emaciated body and jagged methhead teeth and random spikes

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

@@Pyroraptor16 and then they make it so utterly incompetent, like it can barely do anything. If you're gonna design it like an over the top monster then at least try living up to the "hype", at least then I could enjoy watching it as it was a fictional monster.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Considering velociraptor had the size of a goose, and geese can be vicious, I'm all for accurate dinosaurs. Same for slightly larger predators. Imagine a 400 kg emu with teeth and a taste for meat that has decided you are going to be it's meal today!

[@DeathCultFan]

Is '65' the predicted audience number?

[@wintermoon7003]

Wow, they are ambitious then!

[@CommanderViviax]

That'd be ambitious! Lol.

[@SolarisKane]

The highest IQ one can have and enjoy the movie.

[@highenginseer8824]

It's the estimated box office gross.

[@jackmills7758]

@@highenginseer8824 I can see it happening haha

[@SirRussianlot]

"this reminds me of low budget After Earth" - was the EXACT feeling I had walking out of this movie also to quote Malcolm from JP "where are the dinosaurs?" only 5 species and they were literally in the movie for less than 10 minutes

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

And of the dinosaurs in the film, only 3 actually resemble dinosaurs, the Rexes, Raptors and the Pteranodons

[@runningcommentary2125]

They should have taken DNA from all the top dinosaurs and combined it into one super dinosaur called Hellion.

[@21palica]

I wonder was it: good money, short shooting time required of him to be on set, a favor he did for a friend or some other logical reason that made Adam Driver be a part of this catastrophe? Or did his career also suffer so much after the abomination that was Disney's Star Wars trilogy, and he is just happy to get any work now?

[@apetheory7152]

You know, it probably would’ve been a more cool twist if this movie pulled a planet of the apes and revealed at the end of the film that Adam driver’s character (who would not be an alien) had crash landed on earth’s future where humanity went extinct and birds and reptiles started evolving and looking more dinosaur like.

[@ablosch2452]

Which is kinda what After Earth did too.

[@Rodrigo_Vega]

Then it could be said it's 65 million years _into the future_ ...

[@traumachild1737]

Each time I learn more about this movie, it somehow seems to get worse

[@ViperChief117]

I honestly went into the theaters expecting to enjoy the film. Since I’m a massive fan of science fiction and dinosaur films in general. So I was disappointed by the movie as well. lol

[@chaoticcatartist]

Bruh they seriously gonna have these horrific awful dinosaur designs after how amazing prehistoric planet was 🤢☠️💀

[@cannibalcarwash8388]

Say what you want about this movie. I still thought it was better than Jurassic World Dominion.

[@jefferythibodeaux5573]

What isn’t better than cash grab revival franchises

[@Reptile64]

At least they TRIED something different, better than grabbing an old and confused Sam Neil and have him do nothing in the entire film just for nostalgia baiting

[@spinosaurusstriker]

Thats like saying vomit is better than shit

[@MrSpartanspud]

This film is the epitome of "that'll do."

[@anunabhadutta1436]

'Before Earth': prequel to After Earth. Adam Driver's species are the aliens who fights with humans in After Earth

[@igodreamer7096]

HAHAHA Good one!

[@anunabhadutta1436]

@@igodreamer7096 thanks

[@michaelcongerjr8806]

Not only do they look like they're human, they also have the ability to breathe the atmosphere Earth had during that time

[@ironicugandan5826]

Let's have a guy well known for horror movies make a movie that's mostly everything BUT horror.

[@UnwantedGhost1]

Dr Shaym is back. By the way, the Cretaceous period actually ended over 66 million years ago, not 65. So the main characters wouldn't see any giant reptiles roaming around.

[@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177]

* close to

[@waspanimations7037]

A movie about dinosaurs that takes place 1,000,000 years after (most) dinosaurs died out

[@georgehanson8596]

Love this channel! Wish the vids came more often.

[@CMCAdvanced]

What he needs to do is get an AI to create the videos, scripts, voice and content and kick back and wait for kickbacks

[@RiylanCorma]

I almost considered going to see this movie.

[@crownedshyness9656]

I like it when you talk about newer movies.

[@umapessoaqualquer3688]

Seems like that Will and Jayden Smith movie where they crashland on earth and have to go to a mountain to save themselves

[@gedaloomhiaka8488]

Why do all Dinosaurs movies try to make T-Rex have taste for warm blooded humans instead of bigger cold blooded reptiles that have richer nutritions?

[@josephkeen7224]

I agree with most of your complaints, but I had a fun time with the film, and it’s exactly what I wanted it to be.

[@marcuswalters8093]

I'm not even a minute into the review and I'm already questioning why it is an alien civilisation 65 million years ago has the same pay-in healthcare system that is not even the norm on this planet.

[@faithgoga3983]

How did they know they can take off their space hats?

[@favoritemustard3542]

"Space Hats" LOL I am still chuckling btw

[@trextraining7116]

Great job good sir! Another "Must Miss" from Hollywood. Keep up the good work!

[@Edsabre]

The most impressive thing about this movie is how they managed to make a movie about dinosaurs boring.

[@ghillieg4169]

honestly it felt like an indie movie but i was still happy with how it turned out

[@floppywendigo]

YEAHHHH I FUCCING LOVE U POSSUMMMM

[@mechanwhal6590]

I knew from the second I saw the trailer that this would suck.

[@wickedwhispers595]

It’s great to see they’re still making cheesy movies from 1990 in current year

[@rubberbandjigglephysicseva9016]

Spike was a tooth from a dino skeleton she finds, I'm pretty sure those weird raptor things are Lagosuchus, and I think the quadroped Trex was sapoused to be a Baurusuchus? I'm surprised he didn't make fun of the fact that Adam gave the little girl a bag of grenades to protect herself or the fact she uses the whole bag on one compy

[@Welnisty]

So that's why she used poisoned berries, she is overachiever.

[@hankdedalus]

I was fully unaware of this movie even existing so that tells me something.

[@thejaiganticbridge5479]

Looks like the tree creeper lizardmen from Primeval, and the final boss is just like, the Tyrant version of it. I though the recent Jurassic World movies were as far as the 'ditch real animal, embrace cool monster' trope could be pushed in dinosaur movies, but this one saw Jurassic World and thought "We can do Better"

[@austinreed7343]

To be fair, Lost World and JP3 weren’t much better.

[@thejaiganticbridge5479]

The entirety of the JP series is a slow decent into madness. The lost world has plenty of issues, but it still had that strong push for animals rather than monsters

[@Pyroraptor16]

at least with the Jurassic World movies, no matter how bad the designs could be i could at least tell what animal it was MEANT to be. This garbage just made up some stupid looking lizard monsters and assigned them the name of some random archosaur they picked out of a hat

[@TheCrzedmortal]

After watching you for years I am convinced that the goblin turning on the stove is the reason why there are so many bad movies . He turned on the stove to burn all the good movie pitches.

[@BioHunter1990]

Fun fact about the asteroid belt and gravity. Ceres is thought to be a planetoid that hasn’t formed yet. And it’s likely not the first. Jupiter’s gravity well keeps ripping apart anything that try’s to form.

[@MorfoAtari]

Solaris is a 1961 science fiction novel by Polish writer Stanisław Lem.

[@Concavenator128]

The pterosaurs at 7:15 look like they could be Dsungaripterus, which would be interesting rep of a rarely seen species, but even then they're in the wrong time and continent, so...

[@manzac112]

Not even the terrible trilogy of Jurassic World would except sh*t like this. It makes me wish Prehistoric Planet 2 came out sooner.

[@justinhammer3196]

I would love a big budget movie based on the Turok game. Also Driver should have just held up his ✋ to the dinos. After all it's a universal sign of respect between mammals and dinosaurs. Everybody knows that.

[@DreadEnder]

In the version I watched he saves a girl who then disappears a third of the way through so he goes and rescues another girl and also with the killing of the quadrupedal “tyrannosaurus” they stab it then it gets scolded, then it gets back up and slowly moves towards them again then gets scolded again and then dies.

[@OldMovieRob]

I actually didn't know that about asteroid belts, but knowing that, now I'm going to look at Empire Strikes Back differently as well.

[@peterversionone]

I was thinking about the possum today. Also, I wish they would make a Turok movie and kept it close to the source material

[@delugesofgrandeur]

The Goblin reference will never get old.

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

I am sure Somaris is a reference to "Somari" the bootleg videogame about Mario shoved into Sonic the Hedgehog 1, and not the reference to Stanislaw Lem's book.

[@dicariel]

This seems like it was written by the child of a film executive.

[@Sean-eo8ns]

Thank you for watching this, and suffering for us, Possum

[@garyjust.johnson1436]

I need more movie reviews like this. You and Jedediah from Movies Explained For make my day!

[@jackmills7758]

I feel like 65 needed more work on the writing and would of benefited with a longer runtime to help it get fleshed out. It was a okay movie in the end, just needed more to it.

[@kalonin5451]

Honestly, I think I would have rather watched Raptor Island in the theater. At least it has more dinosaurs than 65 did.

[@dr.2335]

The ending should have been them getting off planet to survive the meteor then crashing back and being part of populating the earth with humans. With Adam drivers bone structure this would’ve been a passable concept.

[@unwise_TW]

The movie was such a color by numbers Inoffensive piece of shit. when you break down the premise: “futuristic man has to survive prehistoric earth and escape before the asteroid hits” -they could have done a lot more with that, hell they could’ve just made it a dumb fun action flick and it could’ve been cool. But They decided to go for the cheapest and most generic options available.

[@cddc2468]

*the Adam Driver movie that made me wanna Adam Drive off a cliff*

[@atrapanasatromhtos9426]

i returned from my ancient greek leason for a pleasant surprise

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

Didn't Will Smith already do a $hitty movie almost JUST like this??...🤔 (GREAT REVIEW BTW!!😂👍)

[@tassadarc8069]

Did the goblin turn on the stove? We may never know....

[@jimmcl8338]

Dinosaur gets scolded. Finally! That's why the goblin turned on the stove!

[@pretikewl76]

New Possum video you say? Going to play it on repeat all day you say? Oh yes!!!

[@MrLeafeater]

I've been seeing the arse-end of that spaceship in a few thumbnails lately. It hasn't made me curious. Love your stuff.

[@BlahBohogun]

Reminds me of Strange Magic the last movie to be made by Lucas Film before the disney aquisition.

[@blandbara7981]

I really enjoy your videos, consistently. I dig it.

[@tammyblack2747]

“No one’s talking about it, and no one saw it.” And no one has heard of it either! Must be REALLY bad!

[@michaelalward5318]

"Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?"

[@QueenAleenaFan]

At least we managed to avoid stoves and goblins this time.

[@andresf.7563]

I have severe brainrot when it comes to this goblin joke, it keeps happening and i just keep laughing at it, possum has completely broken My sense of humor using a goblin and a stove

[@jacrispy2222]

The goblin stove joke has to be the vest reference to ever exist

[@mlgodzilla4206]

The creature design is so bad. Like not even accurate is necessary, just something that isn’t ugly would be nice. Also the dinosaurs died out 66 million years ago, but I guess 65 is more well known

[@hamsterhamstermann1907]

I love your reviews man. I hope you doing well and it's more fulfilling than the Dr. Videos.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I laughed so much when I found out not only do they crash land on Earth in the late Cretaceous, but also just hours before the meteor hits! What are the odds???

[@jacobcox4565]

Why were the Pterosaurs the most accurate animals during the whole movie? They're not even dinosaurs!

[@SamMartinno]

Goddammit, I gotta go back to work right now...

[@irukandji89]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove .... Gets me every time 😄😄😄😄

[@waspanimations7037]

I like how the aliens look like people but the dinosaurs look like aliens.

[@darkage5]

Asking why the goblin turned on the stove never ever gets old.